This is entirely so I don't accidently the chanel.

PART 1

The broadcast starts with Peyote, Saxton Thornberry and a blond, bearded man none of you but Chase recognize.  Chase only knows him by looks.  They are sitting in a commentator station.  The desk is on an elevated platform of sorts and the rest of the room is covered in...popcorn.  All three are wearing suits, the first two look very composed, the third very confused, staring at the popcorn.
"Heeeey ya'll!  Welcome to the kickoff of the Visiwan League this year!  Today we got a treat for ya - an exposition match versus a team outa Asteri versus fan favorites the Elemental Regalia.  Peyote Jones here, ya head caster."  The sports HUD, if you will, shows his name and title. Peyote Jones. League President.
"SAAAAXTOOON THORRRNBERRY here as well!  It should be a slam jammin' event this evening, as we are live from the Popcornarium."  His as well. Saxton Thornberry, Elite Four.  "Also with us is a special guest, Team Captain and Gym Leader of Errai Town of Asteri.  He'll be broadcasting with us tonight instead of being on the field with his team mates."
It's worth noting they are broadcasting in English, mind you.  Peyote follows up.  "Yeah we ain't gonna lie this woulda been a shit show if he was down there.  And due to team size differences he volunteered to be with us instead.  Let's hear it for Thomas "Explosion ya'll!"
The screen pans to this guy looking at the popcorn as the HUD displays his titles. Thomas Explosion, Asteri Gym Leader and Battle Club Captain.  He finally looks up. "Hey, uh. Why are we in a pit of popcorn?"  The other two casters just laugh as they start some pre-match banter.

PART 2

The screen finally goes to the stadium as the match gets ready to begin.  The arena is -packed-, and the field is arranged in a circular pattern with two flags on either end.  There's a series of twisting hallways with twos paths from each flag, a labyrinth of sorts.  On one side, The Elemental Regalia is all suited up and waving at the crowd.  They all have their usual attire, except for Garcia, who seems to be in Mighty Moe Meguka Ranger cosplay (yellow meguka ranger), waving to the crowd.  The other side…
A blue haired young man with a butcher’s knife and frying pan at his waist; he's meditating, a prettyboy with glasses, scarf and a fire sword, a butch looking girl who is stretching, and a younger guy in a Visiwan Ranger’s uniform and a scarf.  They each have a team coat, though.  Grey and navy blue.    Peyote: “We know about the ladies on the other side, but who you got down there, Explosion?  That guy’s lookin’ like he’s from our neck of the woods.”
Explosion: “Steel Type Chef ‘Tricky Dick’ Thyme, don’t underestimate or you’ll end up fried.  Corinne Shinoda…well I know she’s Russian but she doesn’t talk much about her past, but don’t let her get her hands on ya.  Claus there is a idiot but has his heart in the right place.  Last guy is Mikhail Amsel, yeah he’s in that exchange Ranger thing we do.  He’s under my wife’s belt at the moment for that but seemed interested in this sorta thing, so hey.”
Saxton chuckles. “This’ll be a right fine match up then!  This particular arena set up isn’t one we do often either, rather complicated and such, but essentially it’s a Capture the Flag event!  Claim the other team’s flag, and make it back to your own side!  Includes robots for extra excitement!”
Thomas nods. “Waaay more complex than what we’re used to, but yeah let’s see how this goes…”  Peyote hits a button. A count down starts on a scoreboard in the stadium, and the crowd goes quiet as those in the arena get into position…5,4,3,2,1!  BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! The sound of thousands of vuvuzelas joins the sound as the Trainers release Pokemon and head off!

Part 3

Peyote: "On one end of the field we got Tricky Dick doin' the jig with ice and fire all over the damn place - man Ammy lookin' mighty cross at this.  Him and that Medicham just flingin' aura junk their way and not gettin' any of it."
Saxton: "Not to mention being this close to the flag means the Myre Sisters have quite a truck load of murder rams heading their way! And here we have the young ranger and the lady from beyond the iron curtain meeting the immovable object!  This will be a treat."
Thomas: "You. Uh. Don't call her that cause she-"
Both the other two: "DON'T SAY IT."
Thomas: "Uh. K."
Gigi just stands her ground and stomps a food, a hammer of earth appears from the ground and she takes hold of it.  She bops it on the ground lightly and makes a giant wall between her and the two. Thomas: "ooooooh."
The Eeevee robots just start stockpiling up behind the wall, not having anywhere to go.  This eventually causes the stream of them to the middle to cease as Ammy's melting them on one side, and the other can't move!
Saxton: "Back at the halfway point we have de la Bruja and Mr. Norn in a show down!  She's not having much dificulty landing blows as she dances around that fast, but he seems to take it like a champ!"
Thomas: "He's got a history of being hit in the face with shit.  A few jolts won't do it.  Annd...that wall is sorta hilarious.  Mikhail and Corinne just standin' there.  Is that Gigi girl eating a bag of chips?  And what's gonna happen with all those robots stuck there?"
Peyote: "Gonna be a stampeeeede when that gets out!  Well...if they get out.  I dunno what she's plannin' here."


Saxton squints "What's that the young Ranger is doing over at the wall..?"
Panning over shows Corinne punching the shit out of the wall, making a -little- progress, but Mikhail seems to be placing some small boxes around it.
Thomas: "Uh. Those look like explosive. Is that shit even legal for this?"
Peyote: "We ban shit? News to me.  And over on the top side looks like the dancin' ain't workin' so hot anymore. Anna just iced the floor!  A trip and Ammy's going for the pounce with a some daaaaayum good firepower!"
Saxton: "And...my word that lad in the middle there is getting womped.  You don't suppose he's skittish about striking a woman?"
Thomas: "I...you know, that wouldn't damn surprise mt. God damn it Claus."

PART 4

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Peyote: "Annnd down she goes!  Wall's down and Corinne's movin' in for the flag...cause...where the hell Gigi go - OH SHIT RIGHT THE STAMPEDE.  Corinne, Mikhail, that Harimaya and Quilava be swimmin' in Eevees lookin' to maul em!"
Saxton: "DOHOHOHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE MIKHAIL LAD COULD HANDLE THAT!  He's down for the count and the Quilava is struggling to keep itself safe.  Corinne and her partner on the other hand...well it's like wading through a pond.  She seems much less phased, just slowed down.  There we go, she's secured the flag, and is using it to bat the damned things away!"
Thomas: "Looks like the Ice got the best of Dick too.  Though -" The blue haired chef deflects an Ice Beam from Anna, then looks at her and releases an Aura Sphere! She's tossed against a wall and falls over, unconcious. Then Dick goes down as well  "Yup.  Was figurin' he was olding out on that." Ammy snatches the flag and heads back into the maze, fleeing robot ramming!  Her Flareon is KO'd, as is the Quilava, Medicham and Glaceon.

Peyote: "Maaaayun looks like this'll be a bloodbath in the middle till we got our victor.  What's goin on ove-"
Saxton: "Hahahaha oh wow when did that happen?"
Claus is holding a hand forward, holding Garcia upsidedown midair telekinetically.  She's flailing about but seems sorta helpless.  Her Jolteon lays KO'd and constricted by the Serperior.  Oddly enough Garcia seems to be enjoying this.  Claus, on the other hand, is sorta flustered, hair on end from a mix of electrical attacks.  Seems to be talking to her while she's at a little more than arm's length.
Thomas: "Is he doing what I think he's doing.  God I hate it when he does this if they start making out I'm going down there and ending this myself."
The other two laugh.

The two sides eventually converge onto the middle! Corinne arrives first, basically walking over and clobbering the hell out of Garcia until she's down for the count. Claus winces at the sight of this.
Thomas: "Well that was sorta anticlimatic.  That girl ain't too durable I take it."
Peyote: "Yeah she goes down like that a lot."
Ammy arrives and pauses, having ran into the rest of the enemy team.  She's immediately on the defensive.
Saxton: "Oh dear.  This could - huh, oooooh."
The ground starts to shake under the two remaining Storm Sentinenls.
Peyote: "Aaaaaaaahaaaaa man that explains it!" The crowd quites down to a whisper, vuvuzelas stop vuving!
Thomas: "What I don't get it. What's happening?"
Gigi then pops out of the ground around the Storm Sentinels, hammer held back and ready! The crowd goes dead silent as she yells "CHAOS DUNK!" She lands, hammer hitting the surface, totally collapsing the arena ground around the Storm Sentinels in a cloud of dust!  As it dissipates, all four of them, two trainers two Pokemon, are KO'd in a crater in the field.  Gigi just standing there eating the bag of chips.  Ammy slowly walks over, looks down into it...The crowd goes wild!
Thomas: "What the fuck did I just watch."
Peyote: "A Chaos Dunk."
Thomas: "A what.  Okay, nevermind that, so...uh...well shit that was out of no where. Looks like match over then - ah crap."
Saxton: "Hrm - why. That Claus lad is...glowing. And standing.  Impressive after a slam jamming Chaos Dunk."
Peyote: "Yo Thomas what's that mean?"
Thomas slowly ducks under the desk. "I'd cover your eyes or somethin'."
Claus glows a brilliant white light, he opens his mouth to scream and the tv cuts to static.