I Used to Go Here (2020) EN

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Hello.

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<i>Hi, Kate. I have
Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you.</i>

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- <i>It's adorable.</i>
- Hi, guys.

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- <i>Kate.</i>
- <i>Hi, Kate!</i>

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Hi!

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<i>How are you feeling
about the release?</i>

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I, uh, great.

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<i>Everyone here loves the book.</i>

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<i>I sent it to my mom.
Did I tell you that?</i>

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- Oh!
- <i>She loved it.</i>

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<i>And we're all so excited
about the New York Times review.</i>

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Great.

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<i>But, listen, we got
the first numbers in today.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, Kate,
they are a little lower than expected.</i>

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Wait, how low?

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<i>I still think they're very
respectable, don't you, Amy?</i>

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<i>Yes, especially
for a first-time writer.</i>

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- Uh-huh.
- <i>But we're actually calling you</i>

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<i>because we talked to Foxtrot this
morning and we have some bad news.</i>

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<i>And we are 100 percent in
disagreement with this, Kate...</i>

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<i>But they want to cancel
the book tour.</i>

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Wait, what?

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<i>Honestly, Jay, I just feel
like this is a symptom of the time.</i>

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<i>I totally agree. This never
would have happened 10 years ago.</i>

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No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote
the book so that you can get more orders?

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- <i>This is so frustrating.</i>
- <i>It's the market.</i>

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<i>It's just a very difficult
climate these days.</i>

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<i>No one wants to spend the money
to promote.</i>

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<i>I feel like we can point
the finger at e-books here.</i>

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<i>E-books, yes.
Always with the e-books.</i>

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- Yeah.
- <i>But, listen,</i>

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<i>Amy and I think we can reopen
this conversation</i>

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<i>if we get a good review
in the Times.</i>

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<i>Yes, a good New York Times
review could change everything.</i>

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<i>We've both seen it happen, Kate.</i>

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- Yeah.
- <i>The most important thing is that</i>

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<i>you wrote an amazing book, okay?
Now, hang in there.</i>

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<i>We'll talk soon.</i>

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Okay. Bye.

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- <i>Bye.</i>
- <i>Bye!</i>

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<i>This is Michael's voicemail.</i>

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<i>I won't listen to it,
but I'll see that you called.</i>

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Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call

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because it looks like you're still getting
some pretty important mail, uh, here

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and I want to figure out
how to get it to you.

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So, um, and it would just
be nice to talk to you.

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So, give me a call when you get a chance.
Okay. Bye.

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Oh, my gosh!

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- So cute. Oh, my gosh!
- Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else?

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Janessa, is this you?

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All right, girls,
let's take some pictures please.

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Oh, my God! Okay.

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Is this good?

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Ladies.

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Wait, Kate get in here.

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Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to.

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Get... I couldn't...
I'm not pregnant.

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Get in here.

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To be in this picture.

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- I love it.
- Okay.

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All right, now turn and show me
your bump, your baby bump.

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Oh, God! I can't...
No, I can't be in.

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Get in here.

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I know.

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Look what I got.

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- Yes.
- Oh, I don't...

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- Open it.
- Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it.

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- Look at this.
- Oh, my God!

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- Cover is horrible.
- No, it's great.

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Look at that.

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Okay, ready?

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Oh.

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Smile.

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Perfect.

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<i>Hey, Kate. This is a voice from
your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU.</i>

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<i>It's been a long time since we chatted,
I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well.</i>

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<i>I know your book just came out which is wonderful
by the way and I know it's last-minute,</i>

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<i>but I'm wondering if you'd be willing
to come down to your alma mater</i>

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<i>and do a reading.</i>

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<i>I'd love the chance to catch up.
Give me a call back.</i>

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Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin.

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It's me, Elliot Mobono.

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We've been communicating
over a text message.

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- I'm the graduate assistant here.
- Yes, hi, Elliot.

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Welcome to Carbondale,
or I guess welcome back, right?

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Because you went here, right?

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- Obviously, that's why you're here.
- Yeah.

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I'm here for whatever you need
this weekend,

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tour guide, chauffeur,
general companionship,

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and I have your itinerary
printed out right here.

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Oh, great, great.

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I'm a big fan of yours.

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I bought your book.

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I haven't read it yet,
but I will.

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Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it.

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I thought it would be awkward
if I didn't.

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- Yeah, yeah. I guess.
- Oh, this is me.

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I... I'm gonna take you to the
bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay.

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- Sure.
- Great, great.

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- Oh, thank you.
- There you go.

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Thank you. Oh, I got it.

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- I got it. Yeah.
- You sure? Oh!

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- You good?
- Yes.

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Oh, man.

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- That was my old house.
- Yeah?

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I kinda remember this place.
Yeah?

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Okay, you're here.

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Come on.
I'll show you your room.

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Wow, this place is perfect!

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Fresh towels in the bathroom,

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there's an extra blanket in case
you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m.

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Oh, wow! I didn't expect
there to actually be breakfast.

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I'm not really
a breakfast person.

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What did you think
bed-and-breakfast meant?

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I thought it's more like
an Airbnb.

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Here are your keys.
It's the only set you're gonna get,

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so, you better wear them
around your neck.

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Got it.

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Well, I'll leave you to it.

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I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up
for the reading, unless you want me to stay.

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Oh, no. I'm fine.

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- Of course. Okay.
- Thank you so much, Elliot.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Hey, you're wearing
the same blazer.

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Yeah.

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Ready?

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And here we are.

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Oh, wow.

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- Kate!
- I'm gonna go sit up closer.

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- Hello.
- David!

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Wow. Welcome back.

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- It's great to see you.
- No, it's good to see you, too.

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Thank you for having me. I... I was so
excited to hear you're still teaching.

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Yeah, I'm still at it.

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Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor
thing than when you were in my class.

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Come on, you blew everyone away
that first year.

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You were this young writer who came out
of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic.

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Well, I'm older now,
but thanks, Kate.

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That's such a...
That's such a big compliment. Thank you.

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- Hi.
- Oh, hi, Alexis.

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Uh, oh, Kate,
this is my wife Alexis.

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You have a wife!

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I do.

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I got one about five years ago.

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Well, it is so nice to meet you.

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So nice to meet you.
David talks about you all the time.

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Oh, really?

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No, not all the time.

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Not all the time.

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- Hello, everyone. We're about to get started.
- I'm gonna go find a seat.

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- Please take your seats.
- Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Not all the time.

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My name is April Vavani.

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I am this year's student editor of the
Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.

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- Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

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I am so excited to welcome
you all to the last speaker...

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Oh, uh...
I love this by the way.

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Very cool.

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Professor David Kirkpatrick
will be introducing tonight's author.

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Please welcome
Professor Kirkpatrick.

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Well, and everyone, a big thanks to
April for organizing this evening.

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I mean, applause, yeah,
an applaud...

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Tonight's author comes to us
all the way from Chicago...

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- Oh, thank you.
- ...and has just published her first novel.

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She also happens to be one
of my former students,

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although I do seem to remember you falling
asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.

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And now we have the pleasure of hearing
an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.

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Please welcome, Kate Conklin.

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Thank you.

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Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh.
It is such a pleasure to be back here

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and I'm so excited to share
my book with you.

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It just came out.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you.

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Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty
proud of it, even though, I...

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I don't love the cover,
um, but anyway, let's... Okay.

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Let's get into it. Okay.
All right.

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Um...

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But this morning felt different.

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The clouds seemed to be moving faster
than he had ever noticed before.

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Oh, wait!
Sorry, just for context,

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this is when the main character Calvin
meets his love interest Willoughby.

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But this morning felt different.

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The clouds seemed to be moving faster
than he had ever noticed before,

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faster than he thought
maybe he'd ever seen

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and the Sun was so bright that as
he walked along the familiar shore,

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it felt as though he was
walking under a strobe light,

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pulsing almost as often as
the cold waves licked his toes.

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And just then,
as he took note of all that,

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he started out toward the mossy
rock and found that it was occupied.

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Yeah!

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- The students adored you.
- Oh, shut up.

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I will not shut up
and I will never shut up.

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I was surprised they weren't
asking for autographs.

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Well, a few of them did ask
for my personal emails.

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Oh, wow. Your personal email
address, even better.

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Alexis didn't like it.

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That's not true.

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She's become quite the critic
since marrying me.

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Come on, it's fine,
Kate can handle it.

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It's good for her.
It's good to hear criticism.

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It's just... I had a hard time
connecting, is all I said.

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Oh!

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It's okay,
it's not for everyone.

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I thought it was fantastic.

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Well, on that awkward note,
I'm going to use the restroom.

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- Come on, it's okay?
- No, it's okay.

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I actually just have to go.

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Asshole.

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Well, that's just a cute
little name she has for me.

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- Hmm, for when you're being an asshole?
- For when I'm being an asshole.

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Yeah, so what's next for you,
Miss Conklin?

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Tell me all of your plans.

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Oh, well,
I'm in sort of limbo right now.

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- I'm writing some.
- Good.

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How's your book doing?

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Um, well, not as good
as I would have hoped.

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I guess the sales
are sort of low.

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I cancelled my book tour.

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Well, I'm glad
we got you down here then.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Hmm.

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Listen, Kate.
I wanted to ask you something.

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Um, what would you think
about teaching here?

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- Teaching here?
- Teaching here.

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- Teaching here.
- Mm-Hm.

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We just formed a search committee
to hire someone for the fall

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and I immediately
thought of you.

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Uh, what?
I don't even have an MFA.

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That's something I think the committee
could look past for a published alum.

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It would be nice
to have you here again, Kate.

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- Have a good night.
- Bye! Thanks again.

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00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,142
Oh, God!

235
00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:27,379
Oh, shit!

236
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,218
Oh!

237
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,310
Oh, my God!

238
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:06,318
I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake
you up. I... I can't find my keys.

239
00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,520
I did have it around my neck,
but I'm gonna be honest.

240
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:11,356
It was a little embarrassing,
so I put it in my bag and I now...

241
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:15,662
I... I will... I...
I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry.

242
00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:20,633
Okay.

243
00:17:25,972 --> 00:17:26,706
Hmm.

244
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,110
What up?

245
00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:33,746
<i>Laura, guess where I am?</i>

246
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,716
- Where?
- In Carbondale.

247
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,450
<i>On your book tour?</i>

248
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,419
Uh, not exactly.

249
00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:42,955
David Kirkpatrick
brought me down to do a reading.

250
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:46,693
Whoa, I haven't heard
about that dude in a while.

251
00:17:46,726 --> 00:17:48,161
Oh, remember how he used
to be so into you.

252
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:53,966
He was not. He's married now.
Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.

253
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,302
Wow, Carbondale. That's wild.

254
00:17:57,335 --> 00:18:00,439
And I'm staying at that
bed-and-breakfast on our old street.

255
00:18:00,472 --> 00:18:03,009
Does it still smell like weed?

256
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,010
<i>Yes.</i>

257
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:10,248
Oh, my God, I love it here.
I forgot how cozy this place is.

258
00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:11,550
Oh, my God!

259
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:14,654
I am standing right in front
of our old house.

260
00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:16,689
Man, I loved that house.

261
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:20,592
<i>We had all those like little
Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.</i>

262
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:24,731
<i>Actually, I'm realizing now that that was
probably some fucked up cultural appropriation...</i>

263
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:26,733
Okay, I love you. I gotta go.
Okay, goodbye.

264
00:18:27,499 --> 00:18:28,533
<i>Okay,
send me a pic of the house.</i>

265
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,268
Okay, I will. Bye, bye.

266
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,573
<i>This is Michael's voicemail.</i>

267
00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:36,676
<i>I won't listen to it,
but I'll see that you called.</i>

268
00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:40,012
Hey, Michael. It's Kate.

269
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:41,781
Uh,
I just missed a call from you.

270
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:46,418
Um, I don't know if you're calling
to get together or whatever,

271
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:50,355
but I'm actually out of town,
uh, on my book tour.

272
00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:53,793
So, maybe we could get a drink
when I'm back in town.

273
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:57,496
Great, okay. So, give me a call back.
Okay, bye.

274
00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:13,478
- Hey!
- Oh, hi.

275
00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:16,581
S... Um, sorry.
I used to live here.

276
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,685
Aren't you the visiting author?

277
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:24,523
Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi.
I'm staying right across the street.

278
00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,726
Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal.

279
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,097
Did you want to see
the whole place?

280
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,633
Yes, yeah.

281
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,302
That's Hugo.

282
00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:40,740
- Hey.
- Hi.

283
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:42,340
Kate used to live here.

284
00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:46,444
- Really?
- Like 15 years ago.

285
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,547
Now she's like
a super successful author.

286
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,884
- Cool.
- Well, I wouldn't say super.

287
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,418
You wrote a book.

288
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:54,687
She wrote a book.

289
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,556
Hey, did they used to call this
the Writer's Retreat back then?

290
00:19:57,589 --> 00:19:59,424
Do you guys still call it
the Writer's Retreat?

291
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,762
- I named it the Writer's Retreat.
- Seriously?

292
00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:05,798
Yes, we were all creative
writing majors.

293
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:08,868
Man, you're like
our forefathers then.

294
00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:12,638
That's Tall Brandon.

295
00:20:13,639 --> 00:20:14,740
Hey.

296
00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:18,376
Can I see my old room?

297
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:24,116
- I put those stars up there.
- Wow, I look at those.

298
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,652
Hmm, I used to look
at them, too.

299
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:35,560
Man, I feel so far away from the
person I was when I lived in this room.

300
00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:38,363
I can't wait to feel far away
from this room.

301
00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:40,498
I remember that feeling too.

302
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:42,735
And now you're back.

303
00:20:42,768 --> 00:20:44,904
Yes. I'm back at college.

304
00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:47,940
Do you know
Professor Kirkpatrick?

305
00:20:47,974 --> 00:20:49,608
He's the one
who invited me here.

306
00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:53,578
- I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class.
- Oh, yeah. He's incredible.

307
00:20:53,612 --> 00:20:55,681
I mean, he's pretty much
the reason I'm a writer.

308
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,651
Yeah, no, everyone seems
to really like him.

309
00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:00,720
Hey.

310
00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,826
Do you still want
to get the kegs?

311
00:21:06,859 --> 00:21:09,862
Tall Brandon, you want to maybe
put some clothes on?

312
00:21:11,831 --> 00:21:13,531
I'm not fully dry yet.

313
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,738
We're having a party tonight.

314
00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:20,873
We used to have
incredible parties here.

315
00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:23,175
You should come.

316
00:21:23,209 --> 00:21:24,644
Yeah, maybe.

317
00:21:49,702 --> 00:21:51,938
Chris lunged at me
with unimaginable speed

318
00:21:51,971 --> 00:21:55,675
and plunged his sword past my third arm toward...

319
00:21:56,676 --> 00:21:58,576
Carry on.

320
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,578
...directly into my heart.

321
00:22:00,947 --> 00:22:04,549
Strangely, as I began bleeding to
death in the middle of the park,

322
00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:06,953
all I could think about
was whether this was the fastest

323
00:22:06,986 --> 00:22:09,454
that anyone had ever died
in sword combat.

324
00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:11,424
I was torn about it.

325
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,626
On the one hand, it didn't seem like
anyone could have ever died faster,

326
00:22:13,659 --> 00:22:15,895
but then again, whenever
you think something like that,

327
00:22:15,928 --> 00:22:18,631
there's always someone ready
to defy your expectation.

328
00:22:18,998 --> 00:22:22,702
Oh, wow, well, much improved,
much improved.

329
00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:26,839
I think I may only add one small,
small note. I think you know what it is.

330
00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:28,040
I want you to chop off
the beginning.

331
00:22:28,774 --> 00:22:30,743
First page, gone.

332
00:22:30,776 --> 00:22:31,844
Okay, yeah.

333
00:22:31,877 --> 00:22:34,280
I know it's difficult,
but we should just be in it.

334
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,715
Yeah, thank you.

335
00:22:35,748 --> 00:22:36,782
Be in it already.

336
00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:40,485
All right, so you may have
noticed that we have a visitor.

337
00:22:41,687 --> 00:22:44,657
Uh, some of you were in her
reading last night

338
00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:47,693
and for those of you who were
not, this is Kate Conklin.

339
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:51,563
Uh, it may interest you to know
that long ago in ancient history,

340
00:22:51,596 --> 00:22:55,067
Kate was in my very first class
ever as a professor.

341
00:22:55,801 --> 00:22:59,705
And I think, that year, I was younger
than you are now if you can believe it?

342
00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:00,873
I can't.

343
00:23:00,906 --> 00:23:02,742
I know.
It does seem unbelievable.

344
00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:05,277
All right, well,
Miss Conklin is here to observe,

345
00:23:05,311 --> 00:23:06,712
so, let's give her something
to observe.

346
00:23:06,746 --> 00:23:07,646
Who's up next?

347
00:23:08,114 --> 00:23:09,015
I'll go.

348
00:23:09,048 --> 00:23:10,582
April. Fantastic.

349
00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:22,028
This is called Duvet.

350
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:29,802
I imagine you stepping into this dream
wearing your own body and saying,

351
00:23:29,835 --> 00:23:33,139
"What the fuck?" Like you
already know what the fuck?

352
00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:39,011
I don't mean to sound crass, but where your
teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.

353
00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:43,082
I go limp
when out buying groceries,

354
00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:46,919
the burning orange chicken
in your beard

355
00:23:46,952 --> 00:23:49,889
smells like a pesticide
and it kills me.

356
00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:54,827
Tired now, I unbutton your skin
and slip inside

357
00:23:55,161 --> 00:23:59,799
where everything is white
and only I exist.

358
00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:08,741
I lost a bunch of library books and I
didn't know if that would affect my grade.

359
00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:14,680
That's... That's something you'll have to
talk about with the librarian, you know.

360
00:24:14,713 --> 00:24:15,915
- Okay.
- Yeah.

361
00:24:15,948 --> 00:24:19,018
Kate, thanks for coming.
Did you enjoy it?

362
00:24:19,051 --> 00:24:21,353
Oh, oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I loved it.

363
00:24:21,387 --> 00:24:28,360
All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office
hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um...

364
00:24:28,394 --> 00:24:30,663
Oh, yeah, of course.

365
00:24:30,696 --> 00:24:33,966
But I... I was thinking, uh,
perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah?

366
00:24:33,999 --> 00:24:34,800
Yes.

367
00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:37,602
- Okay, right.
- Yeah, with Alexis?

368
00:24:38,003 --> 00:24:42,408
Oh, uh, no.
She... She'll be out of town.

369
00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:43,375
Oh.

370
00:24:43,409 --> 00:24:44,677
- In Kentucky.
- Bummer!

371
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:46,112
Visiting her sister.

372
00:24:46,145 --> 00:24:46,979
Cool.

373
00:24:47,012 --> 00:24:49,148
- Yeah, but you and me, yeah?
- Yeah.

374
00:24:49,882 --> 00:24:51,616
Thank you again for having me.

375
00:24:51,984 --> 00:24:53,618
Thank you for being had.

376
00:24:55,754 --> 00:24:58,858
- Sorry, inappropriate probably.
- Yeah, it's all right.

377
00:25:00,126 --> 00:25:01,727
- I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore.
- No.

378
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,729
But all right,
I'll see you tomorrow.

379
00:25:03,762 --> 00:25:05,064
- Yes.
- Yeah, okay great.

380
00:25:05,764 --> 00:25:06,699
Okay.

381
00:25:30,456 --> 00:25:31,223
Kate Conklin?

382
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:35,661
- It's me. It's Brad.
- Brad?

383
00:25:36,128 --> 00:25:38,731
Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper.

384
00:25:38,764 --> 00:25:42,902
- Hi.
- Oh, you're like a man now.

385
00:25:42,935 --> 00:25:46,138
Thanks. Thank...
You too. I mean, a woman, I mean.

386
00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:51,177
Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy!
It's been so long.

387
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:53,946
Yeah, I... I... I actually
just go by Brad now.

388
00:25:53,979 --> 00:25:55,814
- Really?
- Yeah.

389
00:25:57,016 --> 00:25:58,784
So, what are you doing here?

390
00:25:58,817 --> 00:26:01,787
Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town
for a few days.

391
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,957
The university brought me down
to do a reading for my new book.

392
00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:08,160
No ways! So, you actually
became a writer? That's so cool.

393
00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:10,095
Yeah, I guess it is.

394
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:20,906
Oh, my God! What fun thing
are you doing right now?

395
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:23,943
You're never gonna fucking believe
who I'm getting drinks with.

396
00:26:23,976 --> 00:26:26,078
- Who?
- <i>Bradley Cooper.</i>

397
00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,080
<i>From Smith Halls?</i>

398
00:26:28,113 --> 00:26:30,149
Yes, except for he's like
really cool now.

399
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:34,053
Do you remember
when we saw him crying?

400
00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:36,822
Oh, my God! Yes.
In the Jimmy John's.

401
00:26:36,855 --> 00:26:38,157
You should sneak me
a pic of him.

402
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:40,125
No, I'm not doing that.

403
00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:41,961
<i>Come on, I want to see him.</i>

404
00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:45,030
No, you always make me do that
and I always get caught.

405
00:26:45,064 --> 00:26:47,933
I want to see him, Kate,
come on.

406
00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:48,867
- No.
- <i>Katie.</i>

407
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,069
No, I'm not doing it.

408
00:26:50,102 --> 00:26:51,036
- <i>Katie.</i>
- I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

409
00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:51,837
I gotta go. I'm here.
I love you. Goodbye.

410
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,739
<i>I gotta go. I love you.</i>

411
00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:01,981
I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope
that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing.

412
00:27:02,014 --> 00:27:03,249
Oh, yeah. That's fine.

413
00:27:04,016 --> 00:27:06,518
Uh, sorry, this is a work thing.

414
00:27:06,552 --> 00:27:08,554
I have to answer
this real quick. I'm sorry.

415
00:27:18,163 --> 00:27:19,999
Oh, what was that?

416
00:27:20,032 --> 00:27:23,035
Oh, God,
my phone just keeps flashing.

417
00:27:23,569 --> 00:27:24,937
Oh, weird.

418
00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:25,871
Yes.

419
00:27:27,339 --> 00:27:29,174
I'm so glad that you came.

420
00:27:30,576 --> 00:27:35,781
This is weird, but I used
to jerk off to you in college.

421
00:27:36,582 --> 00:27:37,751
Really?

422
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:41,320
Yes, like you were my number
one... number one jerk off.

423
00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:43,289
Wow.

424
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:46,892
Yeah, and then
when I saw you today, I just...

425
00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:51,163
It all came rushing back and I was like,
"Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl."

426
00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:53,165
Totally!

427
00:27:53,198 --> 00:27:55,267
Sorry that took forever.

428
00:27:55,301 --> 00:27:57,169
The bartender was so slow.

429
00:27:57,202 --> 00:28:01,173
Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order
food with you, or up at the bar?

430
00:28:01,206 --> 00:28:03,575
Oh, no. I don't work here.

431
00:28:03,609 --> 00:28:05,611
Oh, yeah. No, Kate,
this is my friend Rachel.

432
00:28:05,645 --> 00:28:08,080
- She's an old friend.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

433
00:28:08,113 --> 00:28:09,848
Oh, that's... It's great.

434
00:28:09,882 --> 00:28:10,416
Yeah.

435
00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:16,388
- So, were you already here?
- Mm-Hm.

436
00:28:16,422 --> 00:28:18,090
Brad invited me.

437
00:28:18,957 --> 00:28:20,159
Yeah, I thought we could all
hang out together.

438
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,828
Totally.

439
00:28:25,097 --> 00:28:26,865
- Kate, you want to vape?
- Oh!

440
00:28:27,366 --> 00:28:29,335
- It's weed.
- No, I'm... I'm good.

441
00:28:29,368 --> 00:28:31,303
- Oh, come on.
- You just press the button.

442
00:28:31,337 --> 00:28:32,271
- Press the button.
- Yeah.

443
00:28:33,673 --> 00:28:35,040
So, what's your book you wrote?

444
00:28:35,074 --> 00:28:36,342
Oh, yeah, tell us about it.

445
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,910
Oh, yeah, oh.

446
00:28:37,943 --> 00:28:40,045
Um, so it takes place
in New England,

447
00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:44,116
on this island off the coast of
Connecticut called Manchester Island

448
00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:47,152
and the main character
is this guy called Calvin.

449
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,987
And he's really wealthy,

450
00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:51,890
but he has this like really strained
relationship with his parents

451
00:28:51,924 --> 00:28:55,961
because he's adopted and he's
always felt out of place, you know.

452
00:28:55,994 --> 00:28:57,963
And, um, so, okay.

453
00:28:57,996 --> 00:29:00,099
So, anyway, every day,
he goes for a walk

454
00:29:00,132 --> 00:29:01,967
and he sits
on this really specific rock

455
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,169
and then one day, he goes there
and there's this woman there.

456
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:08,974
And he's never seen her before,
but she's beautiful and she's wild.

457
00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:09,942
- And she's...
- Do they fuck?

458
00:29:10,677 --> 00:29:12,044
They actually don't.

459
00:29:12,077 --> 00:29:16,649
He loves her, of course,
but the whole thing is very restrained.

460
00:29:16,683 --> 00:29:19,385
Yeah, I could go
for a little restraint.

461
00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:20,586
Exactly.

462
00:29:20,619 --> 00:29:23,255
So, could I, but you know,
people don't usually want that.

463
00:29:23,288 --> 00:29:26,659
They want something dramatic
and exciting, bold.

464
00:29:26,693 --> 00:29:29,995
But I don't think that life
is bold like it is stories.

465
00:29:30,028 --> 00:29:33,098
I think real life
is just very restrained.

466
00:29:48,113 --> 00:29:50,349
Oh, my God!
I'm not doing this anymore.

467
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:52,918
Get up, Meredith.

468
00:29:53,285 --> 00:29:55,220
Meredith, get up.

469
00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:58,123
I'm getting seriously pissed off
with you right now.

470
00:29:58,725 --> 00:30:00,259
My legs are broken.

471
00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:02,928
Your legs are not broken.
Get up.

472
00:30:06,198 --> 00:30:09,001
Oh, God!

473
00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:10,068
Fuck!

474
00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:13,972
Oh, my God!

475
00:30:49,408 --> 00:30:51,143
Who the fuck is that?

476
00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:16,268
Write back.

477
00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:20,405
Write back, you fucking asshole.

478
00:31:39,826 --> 00:31:40,559
<i>Hey.</i>

479
00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:46,298
- Hey.
- <i>Laura, I'm at our house.</i>

480
00:31:46,331 --> 00:31:48,400
<i>What are you doing at our house?</i>

481
00:31:48,433 --> 00:31:50,168
They're having a party.

482
00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:51,838
Wait, what happened
to Bradley Cooper?

483
00:31:51,871 --> 00:31:54,339
<i>Oh, that was the worst.
Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later.</i>

484
00:31:54,874 --> 00:31:57,543
- <i>What's it like?</i>
- It seems cool.

485
00:31:57,576 --> 00:32:00,112
Like way cooler
than our parties.

486
00:32:00,145 --> 00:32:01,513
- Oh!
- <i>What are you doing?</i>

487
00:32:03,282 --> 00:32:08,387
Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm
just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.

488
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:12,391
Okay, so Michael posted a new
photo and this one is with a girl.

489
00:32:12,424 --> 00:32:14,627
<i>You have to stop looking
at his Instagram.</i>

490
00:32:14,661 --> 00:32:20,198
I know. I only look at it
when I'm sad and I texted him.

491
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:21,366
Kate!

492
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,135
<i>Oh, shit!
I think he's ringing me back.</i>

493
00:32:24,303 --> 00:32:25,872
It's just my battery.
I gotta go.

494
00:32:25,905 --> 00:32:29,575
Okay, well,
I probably wet my vagina now.

495
00:32:29,608 --> 00:32:30,609
Call me in the morning.

496
00:32:31,911 --> 00:32:32,845
She's gone.

497
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,388
Hey, Tall Brandon.

498
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:46,391
Oh, hey. You came to our party.

499
00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:48,226
- Mm-Hm.
- This is so crazy.

500
00:32:48,628 --> 00:32:50,362
Do you want some weed?

501
00:32:51,563 --> 00:32:57,235
Um, do you think it's like ethical
for me to do drugs with you?

502
00:32:58,403 --> 00:32:59,504
I don't know.

503
00:33:06,244 --> 00:33:09,481
I used to dance in this room
like 15 years ago.

504
00:33:10,515 --> 00:33:13,185
I was in kindergarten
15 years ago.

505
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,402
- Hey, you came.
- What?

506
00:34:03,435 --> 00:34:04,671
I said, hey you came.

507
00:34:04,704 --> 00:34:05,705
Hold on.

508
00:34:08,975 --> 00:34:11,276
- You came.
- Oh, yeah.

509
00:34:11,309 --> 00:34:12,712
- Yeah.
- Is it weird?

510
00:34:13,545 --> 00:34:15,347
Yes, it's super weird.

511
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:17,582
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine.

512
00:34:17,616 --> 00:34:19,184
No one thinks it's weird.

513
00:34:19,686 --> 00:34:21,353
Trust me, it's awesome.

514
00:34:21,754 --> 00:34:23,622
I mean you're like
an actual writer.

515
00:34:25,323 --> 00:34:27,727
I mean, technically,
you're an actual writer, too.

516
00:34:29,561 --> 00:34:31,430
Technically, yes. That's true.

517
00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:35,467
April!

518
00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:44,342
I'm... I'm going to go dance.

519
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,679
- Okay.
- Okay.

520
00:34:57,622 --> 00:34:58,490
Cool party.

521
00:35:00,325 --> 00:35:01,259
Yeah.

522
00:35:12,304 --> 00:35:13,238
Oh, my God!

523
00:35:18,543 --> 00:35:22,682
Hey, Tall Brandon.
Do you have an iPhone charger?

524
00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:26,351
- What?
- Do you have an iPhone charger?

525
00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:28,020
Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy.

526
00:35:28,054 --> 00:35:29,756
You got to talk to Animal,
he's upstairs.

527
00:35:29,789 --> 00:35:31,023
- Animal?
- Yeah, Animal.

528
00:35:31,057 --> 00:35:32,424
Oh, yeah. Cool.

529
00:35:38,097 --> 00:35:38,831
Animal.

530
00:36:10,897 --> 00:36:11,798
Oh, no!

531
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:15,600
Did you buy more condoms?

532
00:36:16,535 --> 00:36:17,804
- Good.
- Yep.

533
00:36:17,837 --> 00:36:19,806
Don't rip my skirt.

534
00:36:21,107 --> 00:36:22,474
Don't do it.

535
00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:24,811
You got it.

536
00:36:24,844 --> 00:36:26,813
Mm-Mm, good.

537
00:36:28,114 --> 00:36:33,451
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

538
00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:36,088
- Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay.
- Okay.

539
00:36:36,122 --> 00:36:38,724
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

540
00:36:39,926 --> 00:36:41,794
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.

541
00:36:45,798 --> 00:36:47,099
What?

542
00:36:51,938 --> 00:36:53,673
Wait. Go to the last one.

543
00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:58,845
Hmm, that's definitely
attention-seeking behavior.

544
00:36:58,878 --> 00:37:00,847
Okay,
go to the one with the girl.

545
00:37:03,683 --> 00:37:04,851
I think she's just a friend.

546
00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:06,618
Hold on. See if she's tagged.

547
00:37:06,652 --> 00:37:08,955
Okay. Oh, she's tagged.

548
00:37:19,632 --> 00:37:21,901
My God! He has a girlfriend.

549
00:37:22,635 --> 00:37:24,637
Oh, I'm so pathetic.

550
00:37:26,471 --> 00:37:28,674
Were you hoping you guys
would get back together?

551
00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:31,143
No. Not.

552
00:37:31,177 --> 00:37:34,747
Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God!
Maybe I was.

553
00:37:35,882 --> 00:37:37,683
Breakups are hard, man.

554
00:37:38,885 --> 00:37:40,286
Do you want us to walk you home?

555
00:37:40,319 --> 00:37:44,489
No, I can't even get in. I lost the
key and that old lady is so mean.

556
00:37:57,535 --> 00:38:00,873
I can make up a little, um,
bed on the couch if you want.

557
00:38:01,606 --> 00:38:02,507
Oh!

558
00:38:06,979 --> 00:38:08,881
I'll go make it. Right.

559
00:38:26,799 --> 00:38:27,700
What's up?

560
00:38:29,802 --> 00:38:30,937
Oh, my God!

561
00:38:33,973 --> 00:38:35,942
Hey, how are you feeling?

562
00:38:36,976 --> 00:38:37,910
Great.

563
00:38:37,944 --> 00:38:40,578
Is it... Thank you for...

564
00:38:40,947 --> 00:38:43,015
Hey, we should clean up
before we head out.

565
00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:47,552
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

566
00:38:47,585 --> 00:38:49,554
Hey, when are we leaving?

567
00:38:49,587 --> 00:38:51,724
In like, 30.

568
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:55,728
- Hey.
- Hi.

569
00:38:56,594 --> 00:38:57,595
You're still here.

570
00:38:59,065 --> 00:39:01,834
Yeah, I... I kind of slept here.

571
00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:05,004
Cool. What are you doing today?

572
00:39:05,805 --> 00:39:11,844
Um, I think I'm meeting with
students later this afternoon.

573
00:39:11,877 --> 00:39:13,813
Do you want to hang out before?

574
00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:16,514
Emma got her roommate's car
and we're going to the lake.

575
00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:18,951
Oh, my God! I've not thought
about that lake in forever.

576
00:39:18,985 --> 00:39:20,485
Yeah, it'll be fun.

577
00:39:29,328 --> 00:39:30,730
I think I'm gonna take a shower.

578
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:44,977
Oh, God!

579
00:40:08,934 --> 00:40:10,903
- Hey.
- Hi.

580
00:40:12,905 --> 00:40:14,073
Nice shirt.

581
00:40:15,941 --> 00:40:16,942
Oh, yeah.

582
00:40:19,779 --> 00:40:21,013
- Hey.
- Hi.

583
00:40:34,827 --> 00:40:35,961
You want one?

584
00:40:36,362 --> 00:40:37,562
Oh, are those drugs?

585
00:40:38,596 --> 00:40:41,667
Yeah, it's a weed gummy,
but it's pretty chill.

586
00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:56,082
Oh, I don't have a swimsuit
or anything.

587
00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,717
Just wear your bra.

588
00:41:04,657 --> 00:41:05,357
Um.

589
00:41:18,938 --> 00:41:19,839
Sup?

590
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,208
Sup?

591
00:41:23,876 --> 00:41:25,644
- Hey.
- Hi.

592
00:41:26,011 --> 00:41:26,946
You want to come in?

593
00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:49,201
Oh, man, I don't think
these gummies are working.

594
00:41:49,235 --> 00:41:50,136
Yeah.

595
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,973
Yeah, not really doing anything.

596
00:41:54,006 --> 00:41:55,875
Maybe a dud.

597
00:41:55,908 --> 00:41:58,944
Mm-Hm, yeah.

598
00:41:58,978 --> 00:42:01,847
Hey, I think I read something of
yours from when you were here.

599
00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:03,883
- You did?
- Yeah.

600
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,151
The one about your brother.

601
00:42:06,919 --> 00:42:07,887
You read that?

602
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,156
Yeah, it was really good.

603
00:42:13,759 --> 00:42:15,027
Try saying that to my parents.

604
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:17,062
They hardly talked to me
after I wrote it.

605
00:42:19,765 --> 00:42:20,966
Did your brother really die?

606
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,234
Yeah.

607
00:42:24,236 --> 00:42:25,938
Was he really an asshole?

608
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,108
Yeah.

609
00:42:32,211 --> 00:42:33,913
I wish I could write
stuff like that.

610
00:42:36,115 --> 00:42:38,684
I don't know,
it didn't really pan out for me.

611
00:42:39,218 --> 00:42:41,153
I think it was too sad
or something,

612
00:42:41,187 --> 00:42:43,189
you know,
made people uncomfortable.

613
00:42:45,524 --> 00:42:49,728
It's not really my style anymore,
you know, it's out of fashion.

614
00:42:49,762 --> 00:42:51,096
Personal essay is dead.

615
00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:54,099
Right.

616
00:43:09,114 --> 00:43:14,520
Yeah, I think, um... I think those
gummies are starting to work.

617
00:43:16,288 --> 00:43:19,825
It's like as soon as you think
you're not stoned

618
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,961
that's when you realize
you're definitely stoned.

619
00:43:21,994 --> 00:43:25,898
Yeah, it's like your body knows
before your mind knows,

620
00:43:25,931 --> 00:43:31,337
but your body is sending signals to your
mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself."

621
00:43:32,538 --> 00:43:35,274
Yeah, it's like your brain
is too stupid to catch up,

622
00:43:35,307 --> 00:43:37,910
so, you feel it
before you know it.

623
00:43:39,812 --> 00:43:41,247
You feel it before you know it.

624
00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:43,282
Cool.

625
00:43:45,117 --> 00:43:46,118
Very cool.

626
00:43:47,553 --> 00:43:50,522
You're supposed to catch it. Come on.

627
00:43:52,024 --> 00:43:53,259
- You want to play?
- Sure.

628
00:43:55,294 --> 00:43:56,795
All right, all right.

629
00:43:58,163 --> 00:43:59,031
Wow.

630
00:44:00,966 --> 00:44:02,534
Hey, watch out.
Emma has a hell of an arm.

631
00:44:02,568 --> 00:44:03,402
- Oh, shit!
- Ready?

632
00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:05,271
- Yeah.
- We're ready. Yeah, we're ready.

633
00:44:05,304 --> 00:44:08,307
Oh, schnikes!

634
00:44:20,586 --> 00:44:21,920
Hey, what's going on?

635
00:44:23,155 --> 00:44:24,056
April's here.

636
00:44:25,157 --> 00:44:27,926
Oh, yeah. I think I saw her
at the party last night.

637
00:44:28,193 --> 00:44:31,063
Yeah, we haven't seen her
in a while though.

638
00:44:32,898 --> 00:44:34,900
She read a poem
in class yesterday.

639
00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:37,236
Yeah, she's like the star
of the English department.

640
00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,075
Animal thinks
she's cheating on him.

641
00:44:45,110 --> 00:44:46,145
Really?

642
00:44:48,414 --> 00:44:50,983
Brandon, get in the water.

643
00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:58,390
Oh, I think I gotta go.

644
00:44:59,759 --> 00:45:04,863
- Elliot, I'm so sorry.
- Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive.

645
00:45:22,682 --> 00:45:23,849
Austin.

646
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:28,020
Austin.

647
00:45:30,155 --> 00:45:31,890
Hi, excuse me.

648
00:45:33,158 --> 00:45:35,194
I am looking for an Austin.

649
00:45:36,328 --> 00:45:38,163
I... I don't know
about that person.

650
00:45:38,197 --> 00:45:40,999
Oh, damn, I'm supposed
to have a meeting with him.

651
00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:44,370
There was a guy here waiting
around earlier, but he left.

652
00:45:44,403 --> 00:45:46,138
Oh, damn it.
Do you think that was Austin?

653
00:45:47,106 --> 00:45:49,274
- What does he look like?
- I don't know.

654
00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:43,328
Yeah, that's a good one.

655
00:46:46,465 --> 00:46:47,366
Hey.

656
00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:53,505
I really liked your reading
in class, by the way.

657
00:46:54,473 --> 00:46:57,943
- Thanks.
- You're really lucky to have David as a professor.

658
00:46:58,477 --> 00:47:00,212
He was a huge influence on me.

659
00:47:00,747 --> 00:47:03,482
Yeah, he's... He's awesome.

660
00:47:07,386 --> 00:47:09,354
So, do you want to talk
about your work?

661
00:47:10,055 --> 00:47:14,326
Yeah, for sure,
I mean, that's why I'm here.

662
00:47:14,359 --> 00:47:15,527
Okay.

663
00:47:15,561 --> 00:47:17,730
Well, I think if you cut down
on the length of this one

664
00:47:17,764 --> 00:47:19,732
and reformat it,
it would really help.

665
00:47:19,766 --> 00:47:22,067
Plus, I would probably change
the title.

666
00:47:23,535 --> 00:47:25,070
What's wrong with the title?

667
00:47:25,103 --> 00:47:27,105
One-word titles aren't really
in Vogue right now.

668
00:47:27,139 --> 00:47:29,241
They're seen
as kind of grandiose.

669
00:47:30,209 --> 00:47:35,113
Oh, but, uh, I don't think
I want to change it.

670
00:47:35,815 --> 00:47:38,984
- What do you mean?
- I mean, I already really like it.

671
00:47:39,786 --> 00:47:42,221
I wrote it about something
that's really important to me.

672
00:47:42,521 --> 00:47:44,223
I don't want to fuck with that,
you know.

673
00:47:44,590 --> 00:47:45,925
Okay, yeah.

674
00:47:45,959 --> 00:47:49,228
But that's part of being a working
writer, you gotta make a living.

675
00:47:50,062 --> 00:47:53,098
I don't know. I just... I don't
love the idea of making changes

676
00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,501
for like some random editor
in New York or whatever.

677
00:47:56,368 --> 00:47:57,336
Okay, sure.

678
00:47:58,570 --> 00:47:59,471
What?

679
00:48:00,372 --> 00:48:02,407
No, I just think
that's a little naive.

680
00:48:03,442 --> 00:48:07,179
You don't get to be difficult starting
out, especially as a woman.

681
00:48:07,212 --> 00:48:09,147
You got to play the game, or
they're never gonna publish you.

682
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,353
Didn't your publisher just
cancel your book tour though?

683
00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:15,521
How do you know that?

684
00:48:16,288 --> 00:48:19,157
- Did David tell you that?
- Yeah.

685
00:48:20,092 --> 00:48:22,327
Okay, obviously, I told that
to him in confidence,

686
00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:24,596
but, yes,
they did just cancel my tour.

687
00:48:24,631 --> 00:48:28,100
But that's more about the state of
the publishing industry than my book.

688
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:32,037
You can't just keep all your work in a
binder and never try to get it published.

689
00:48:32,571 --> 00:48:34,039
I am not gonna do that.

690
00:48:34,506 --> 00:48:36,074
I'm gonna start my own press.

691
00:48:36,108 --> 00:48:38,544
Start your own press?

692
00:48:40,579 --> 00:48:47,286
Yeah, um, I've been gathering
my friend's work and, uh...

693
00:48:56,328 --> 00:49:00,399
And it'll be properly bound
and everything, obviously,

694
00:49:00,432 --> 00:49:03,335
but, yeah, I wanted to know
what you thought.

695
00:49:15,314 --> 00:49:17,349
Uh, yeah. It's cool.

696
00:49:23,555 --> 00:49:24,623
How'd it go?

697
00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:29,361
Oh, uh, it was fine.

698
00:49:29,394 --> 00:49:34,366
Well, we're off to your next stop,
dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.

699
00:49:34,901 --> 00:49:35,902
What dinner?

700
00:49:35,935 --> 00:49:38,503
You had me add it
to your itinerary yesterday.

701
00:49:39,304 --> 00:49:41,340
Oh, yeah. Right.

702
00:50:11,403 --> 00:50:13,438
This is why
I never read reviews, Kate.

703
00:50:13,472 --> 00:50:15,675
I will not go near them.
I won't even look at them.

704
00:50:17,442 --> 00:50:21,380
I Google sometimes and read
them... the first line in them.

705
00:50:21,413 --> 00:50:23,382
No, I won't go further in.

706
00:50:25,283 --> 00:50:27,920
Critics are the worst kind
of human.

707
00:50:27,954 --> 00:50:29,354
They are the worst kind
of human.

708
00:50:32,557 --> 00:50:34,326
- Who wrote it?
- I don't know.

709
00:50:34,961 --> 00:50:37,262
Probably Nesbo.
I bet it was Nesbo.

710
00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:39,531
That asshole.

711
00:50:39,564 --> 00:50:42,669
You know there was an email
circulating a few years back,

712
00:50:42,702 --> 00:50:44,536
they had a story
that he wrote in his 20s.

713
00:50:44,569 --> 00:50:46,438
What a piece of shit!

714
00:50:46,471 --> 00:50:48,941
I'll send that to you.
That'll make you feel better.

715
00:50:48,975 --> 00:50:50,743
It'll make you feel
like a genius.

716
00:50:50,777 --> 00:50:52,712
What did your publisher say?

717
00:50:53,646 --> 00:50:55,180
He didn't say anything.

718
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:56,581
Cowards!

719
00:50:57,817 --> 00:51:00,720
Publishers are just as bad
and you'll find that to be true.

720
00:51:02,587 --> 00:51:06,191
This is exactly the reason I'm
gonna self-publish my next novel.

721
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:09,762
You and I are so similar, Kate.

722
00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:15,500
That's why it'd be great if you
came and toured next year.

723
00:51:16,636 --> 00:51:17,804
Would it?

724
00:51:17,837 --> 00:51:20,740
Yes, and if you plan it the way
I do, it's not a hard job.

725
00:51:21,573 --> 00:51:24,677
Most of the students don't have a
future in writing, let's be honest,

726
00:51:24,711 --> 00:51:28,380
but the few who do, I mean, you
heard April reading in class.

727
00:51:28,413 --> 00:51:32,350
- You saw how good she was.
- Yes, she's very good.

728
00:51:32,384 --> 00:51:36,789
Well, actually that reminds me,
uh, I should get going.

729
00:51:36,823 --> 00:51:39,659
I promised I'd help her
with her portfolio tonight so.

730
00:51:45,631 --> 00:51:49,468
Hey, chin up.

731
00:52:11,523 --> 00:52:14,660
- Oh, look who it is.
- Sorry, I don't have time for it.

732
00:52:17,663 --> 00:52:20,733
I wasn't sure
you were coming back.

733
00:52:20,767 --> 00:52:22,400
Of course, I was coming back.

734
00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:26,438
All my stuff is here and I had to find another
place to sleep last night by the way.

735
00:52:26,471 --> 00:52:28,507
If it was important for you
to sleep here,

736
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,777
you would have arrived
at a decent hour.

737
00:52:30,810 --> 00:52:34,479
I should be able to arrive whenever I
want because that's how hotels work.

738
00:52:34,513 --> 00:52:37,549
Well, this is not a hotel,
young lady.

739
00:52:37,582 --> 00:52:42,789
This is my home and when you're in my
home, you live under my rules.

740
00:52:42,822 --> 00:52:44,090
Just give me another key.

741
00:52:44,123 --> 00:52:45,457
No more keys.

742
00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:47,392
Oh, my God! Jesus.

743
00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:48,426
Fine.

744
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:29,367
Hi.

745
00:53:30,736 --> 00:53:31,671
I snuck out.

746
00:53:34,606 --> 00:53:35,507
Oh.

747
00:53:38,443 --> 00:53:41,714
Yeah, she was just like only into herself.
She never cared about him.

748
00:53:41,747 --> 00:53:43,615
Yeah, she sucks.

749
00:53:44,183 --> 00:53:47,586
So, why'd she break up with him?

750
00:53:47,619 --> 00:53:49,621
- She's banging another dude.
- Shh!

751
00:53:51,556 --> 00:53:52,925
She basically admitted to it.

752
00:53:57,697 --> 00:53:59,397
I think I know who it is.

753
00:54:00,565 --> 00:54:01,701
Kirkpatrick?

754
00:54:02,668 --> 00:54:03,568
Yeah.

755
00:54:04,569 --> 00:54:07,606
God, I've always known
that guy was a creep.

756
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,507
He gave me a C in freshman comp.

757
00:54:10,176 --> 00:54:11,811
- Hmm.
- Yeah, I don't trust him.

758
00:54:11,844 --> 00:54:13,179
Also, isn't he married?

759
00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:16,148
- Yes, he is. I just met his wife.
- See!

760
00:54:16,182 --> 00:54:17,950
You should write an article
about him.

761
00:54:17,984 --> 00:54:19,752
Expose his ass.

762
00:54:19,785 --> 00:54:21,453
Yeah, maybe I should.

763
00:54:21,486 --> 00:54:22,889
Oh, come on.
You don't have any proof.

764
00:54:25,457 --> 00:54:28,426
- He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so.
- Really?

765
00:54:28,794 --> 00:54:31,496
- I wonder where.
- I know where he lives.

766
00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:33,900
Should we go over there?

767
00:54:37,637 --> 00:54:39,571
We can just go see if her car
is there or something.

768
00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:42,642
- And then what?
- Then we'll know.

769
00:54:43,843 --> 00:54:45,543
Can you get Chloe's car again?

770
00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:48,613
Oh, shit, no.
She's using it tonight.

771
00:54:51,884 --> 00:54:53,886
I think I know someone
who can drive.

772
00:54:58,523 --> 00:55:00,425
Hey, guys.

773
00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:07,033
Where are we off to?

774
00:55:08,668 --> 00:55:09,567
Right here.

775
00:55:10,836 --> 00:55:13,571
- Great.
- You know the exact address?

776
00:55:13,605 --> 00:55:15,675
It's my mom's house.
He lives behind her.

777
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:16,742
Oh, crazy.

778
00:55:22,982 --> 00:55:25,583
Brandon, what are you doing?

779
00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:26,953
I'm fucking come prepared, man.

780
00:55:26,986 --> 00:55:28,788
Dude, take off the ski mask.

781
00:55:29,587 --> 00:55:31,057
No way.

782
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:33,626
Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad
I caught you before you went to bed.

783
00:55:33,659 --> 00:55:37,930
Oh, I was already sleeping.
I took an Ambien, so I was out.

784
00:55:38,998 --> 00:55:43,535
You're on Ambien right now? Are you
sure you're not too tired to drive?

785
00:55:43,568 --> 00:55:47,640
Oh, yeah. No problem.
I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right?

786
00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:53,946
All right.

787
00:56:05,590 --> 00:56:06,959
Okay, it's that one.

788
00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:09,762
Right into that... stop there.

789
00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:14,033
Hold on, hold on.
Someone's parking.

790
00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,702
Elliot, turn off your lights.

791
00:56:21,573 --> 00:56:22,607
Is that him?

792
00:56:24,609 --> 00:56:27,512
- It's totally him.
- He's got someone with him.

793
00:56:28,881 --> 00:56:30,750
- Should I take a picture?
- No, Brandon, stop.

794
00:56:30,783 --> 00:56:31,884
Oh, my God! Is that April?

795
00:56:33,853 --> 00:56:35,553
I can't tell.

796
00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:37,622
I can't really see her.

797
00:56:38,991 --> 00:56:40,893
You said your mom lives
right behind him, right?

798
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:43,062
Think we could see anything
from the back?

799
00:56:44,030 --> 00:56:44,930
Probably.

800
00:56:45,765 --> 00:56:47,933
So, drive?

801
00:56:47,967 --> 00:56:48,934
Yes, Elliot. Drive.

802
00:56:55,341 --> 00:56:57,810
Wait, I thought
you were from St. Louis.

803
00:56:57,843 --> 00:56:59,979
I am. My mom moved here
after my parents got divorced.

804
00:57:04,383 --> 00:57:05,117
Why?

805
00:57:06,252 --> 00:57:08,988
I don't know. Maybe she just
wanted to be close to me.

806
00:57:11,757 --> 00:57:13,793
Well, how come
you never see her then?

807
00:57:13,826 --> 00:57:17,163
I don't know, man. I don't always feel
like hanging out with my mom all the time.

808
00:57:19,832 --> 00:57:22,001
- Why?
- Hey, that's... That's it right there.

809
00:57:22,835 --> 00:57:26,072
No, no, no. Not really close to
the street. I don't want her to see us.

810
00:57:26,105 --> 00:57:27,873
Jeez, man. Get a handle
on your relationship.

811
00:57:27,907 --> 00:57:29,842
Shut the fuck up, Brandon.

812
00:57:30,776 --> 00:57:32,144
- Just saying.
- Okay.

813
00:57:32,178 --> 00:57:33,112
This is good.

814
00:57:33,846 --> 00:57:35,580
- Let's go.
- Okay, all right.

815
00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:40,953
Elliot, I think you should
stay here with the car

816
00:57:40,986 --> 00:57:42,855
and I'll call you
if anything goes down.

817
00:57:42,888 --> 00:57:43,889
- Okay?
- Okay.

818
00:57:44,757 --> 00:57:48,661
I might take a small nap.

819
00:57:52,398 --> 00:57:53,132
Okay.

820
00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:56,836
Brandon, would you take off
the ski mask?

821
00:57:56,869 --> 00:57:59,004
No, I like it.

822
00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:03,142
- Would you...
- Come on, that's mine.

823
00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:06,979
Why would you bring this anyway?
We all have cameras on our phones.

824
00:58:07,012 --> 00:58:10,816
Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone
believes anything taken digital anymore?

825
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:12,785
This offers analog proof.

826
00:58:13,185 --> 00:58:15,788
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God! Why did he do that?

827
00:58:16,922 --> 00:58:18,891
It's... It...
It's motion activated.

828
00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:20,893
Okay.

829
00:58:22,461 --> 00:58:24,396
Tall Brandon,
you're so adorable.

830
00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:25,164
Okay, well, shut up.

831
00:58:31,237 --> 00:58:36,742
- That's a really tall fence.
- It was a lot shorter in my mind.

832
00:58:36,775 --> 00:58:38,677
Come on, boost me over.

833
00:58:39,145 --> 00:58:40,713
Animal, be careful.

834
00:58:41,714 --> 00:58:43,449
Brandon, calm down.

835
00:58:43,482 --> 00:58:45,117
I feel he's going to hurt
his hands.

836
00:58:45,151 --> 00:58:46,152
I got it.

837
00:58:49,188 --> 00:58:50,189
Kate, you ready?

838
00:58:54,026 --> 00:58:56,162
Guys, I don't know.

839
00:58:56,195 --> 00:58:58,030
- I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
- Okay, just drop.

840
00:58:58,063 --> 00:58:59,165
You got this.

841
00:58:59,198 --> 00:59:00,866
Yeah, okay.

842
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:02,768
Okay, here I come.

843
00:59:02,801 --> 00:59:04,770
I got a real bad feeling
about this.

844
00:59:07,806 --> 00:59:10,042
- Oh, shit! Someone's coming.
- Brandon, come on.

845
00:59:10,075 --> 00:59:11,177
Come on.

846
00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:14,013
I think that was
my first time climbing a fence.

847
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,048
You've got it man.

848
00:59:16,081 --> 00:59:17,950
Good job, Hugo.

849
00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:24,056
Is someone out here?

850
00:59:24,089 --> 00:59:25,858
Fuck, man. It's my mom.

851
00:59:27,126 --> 00:59:30,029
Wait, what about Tall Brandon?

852
00:59:30,062 --> 00:59:31,163
Oh, my God!

853
00:59:31,197 --> 00:59:33,098
There's no one to boost me over.

854
00:59:33,766 --> 00:59:35,100
Hello.

855
00:59:35,134 --> 00:59:38,037
This was very poorly planned.
I feel totally abandoned right now.

856
00:59:38,070 --> 00:59:39,738
Hey, man. We gotta go.

857
00:59:42,308 --> 00:59:45,110
- Hey, you can be our lookout, okay?
- Yeah, let's go.

858
00:59:45,144 --> 00:59:46,045
Okay.

859
00:59:47,012 --> 00:59:48,881
I know you're out here.

860
00:59:51,283 --> 00:59:54,119
You better show yourself
or I am calling the police.

861
01:00:00,159 --> 01:00:03,195
- Should we talk about a plan?
- Ooh, that's a great idea.

862
01:00:03,229 --> 01:00:06,799
Okay, I feel like we should figure
out if it's April first, right?

863
01:00:06,832 --> 01:00:07,600
Yes.

864
01:00:07,634 --> 01:00:08,601
I really feel like
it's her though.

865
01:00:08,635 --> 01:00:10,502
- I really feel like it's her, too.
- I know.

866
01:00:10,536 --> 01:00:11,770
- But we have to be sure.
- Okay.

867
01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:14,773
Down, down, down.

868
01:00:19,211 --> 01:00:20,112
Let's go.

869
01:00:24,183 --> 01:00:26,252
So, you're Hugo's friend?

870
01:00:26,285 --> 01:00:29,121
I am. Yes.

871
01:00:29,588 --> 01:00:34,526
Actually, we're more, uh,
roommates than friends, I would say.

872
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,997
And you thought
he would be here.

873
01:00:38,030 --> 01:00:39,765
I mean, in... In my house?

874
01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,768
In... my backyard?

875
01:00:47,006 --> 01:00:49,308
Honestly, I just can't think
of a good lie here.

876
01:00:54,313 --> 01:00:56,081
You want to see something.

877
01:00:57,916 --> 01:00:58,884
Yeah.

878
01:01:02,054 --> 01:01:04,123
A lot of people
just have the stickers.

879
01:01:05,924 --> 01:01:08,327
If we hear an alarm,
we'll just run away.

880
01:01:08,994 --> 01:01:09,962
Okay.

881
01:01:11,063 --> 01:01:11,997
All right?

882
01:01:28,947 --> 01:01:31,183
This is starting to feel
fucking weird.

883
01:01:31,984 --> 01:01:33,052
We're in this dude's house.

884
01:01:33,085 --> 01:01:34,053
It's fine.

885
01:01:34,654 --> 01:01:36,889
Tall Brandon's our lookout now.

886
01:01:36,922 --> 01:01:39,258
If anything goes wrong, we'll...
We'll call him.

887
01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:48,867
This is the craziest shit
I've ever seen.

888
01:01:48,901 --> 01:01:50,903
Well, wait, wait. Hold on.
Here it comes.

889
01:01:52,204 --> 01:01:53,939
Watch the guy in the middle.

890
01:01:56,008 --> 01:01:57,009
Watch that.

891
01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:59,378
- He's going to do it again.
- I can't stand it.

892
01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:07,386
I can't.

893
01:02:08,354 --> 01:02:10,322
Oh, my God!

894
01:02:10,356 --> 01:02:12,458
Wait, wait. Let me see
another one of these things.

895
01:02:24,036 --> 01:02:25,938
This floor is fucking squeaky.

896
01:02:37,483 --> 01:02:40,119
- There's music upstairs.
- We got to go up there.

897
01:02:40,152 --> 01:02:41,353
We should all go up.

898
01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:43,122
What are we going
to do up there?

899
01:02:43,155 --> 01:02:45,124
Tall Brandon's right
about the photo.

900
01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:48,293
Kate, come on.

901
01:03:01,974 --> 01:03:03,475
Shh, shh, shh! Wait.

902
01:03:06,078 --> 01:03:07,079
Wait, just wait.

903
01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:16,321
Let's go.

904
01:03:18,323 --> 01:03:19,958
Come on. Let's go, let's go.

905
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:29,968
Should we go in there?

906
01:03:30,002 --> 01:03:31,970
What are we supposed to do
when we go in there?

907
01:03:32,004 --> 01:03:33,305
I don't know
how to work this thing.

908
01:03:33,338 --> 01:03:34,406
Oh, you just press the button.

909
01:03:35,507 --> 01:03:37,409
Just... just press the button,
Animal, right there.

910
01:03:37,443 --> 01:03:38,410
- Where's the button?
- It's right there.

911
01:03:38,444 --> 01:03:39,378
It's right there.

912
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,752
Oh, no, no, no.

913
01:03:48,755 --> 01:03:50,122
Z

914
01:03:50,155 --> 01:03:52,324
- What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you?
- What the hell is this?

915
01:03:52,357 --> 01:03:54,359
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

916
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,362
- Who is this?
- It's my boyfriend.

917
01:03:57,396 --> 01:04:00,132
What? Jesus Christ.

918
01:04:00,499 --> 01:04:02,267
What the hell, Kate?

919
01:04:02,568 --> 01:04:04,436
Kate, what are you doing here?

920
01:04:04,470 --> 01:04:06,038
Oh, wow!

921
01:04:11,109 --> 01:04:12,277
I'm sorry.

922
01:04:15,047 --> 01:04:16,749
- Stop doing that.
- Come on, man.

923
01:04:16,783 --> 01:04:18,550
And Hugo.

924
01:04:19,384 --> 01:04:20,052
Chamomile.

925
01:04:21,788 --> 01:04:23,222
- It's Emma, isn't it?
- Yeah.

926
01:04:23,255 --> 01:04:24,456
- Peppermint.
- Thank you.

927
01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:26,358
April, here you go,
another peppermint.

928
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:32,498
Kate, can I speak with you for a
moment, please, in the other room?

929
01:04:35,267 --> 01:04:36,168
Excuse me.

930
01:04:50,415 --> 01:04:51,985
What the hell is going on?

931
01:04:52,518 --> 01:04:56,088
Can you please explain to me
what you're doing?

932
01:04:56,121 --> 01:04:58,156
Why don't you tell me
what the hell you're doing?

933
01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,792
I can't believe
I walked in on that.

934
01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:04,096
Walked in? You broke in.
You broke into my house.

935
01:05:04,129 --> 01:05:07,533
And as for what I was doing, honestly,
that's none of your business.

936
01:05:07,566 --> 01:05:11,336
Well, what about your wife? Is it
her business? You are married, David.

937
01:05:12,104 --> 01:05:15,173
Alexis and I
have an understanding.

938
01:05:15,207 --> 01:05:18,577
Oh, is that why you waited until she
was in Kentucky visiting her sister

939
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,813
before inviting a student
into your bed?

940
01:05:20,847 --> 01:05:23,816
Yes, because she's not
in Kentucky visiting her sister.

941
01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:26,151
She's in Kentucky
fucking her ex-husband.

942
01:05:26,184 --> 01:05:27,553
Well, that sounds complicated.

943
01:05:27,586 --> 01:05:28,587
It is.

944
01:05:33,425 --> 01:05:37,563
Well, I... I guess you care about
policy less than you used to.

945
01:05:38,363 --> 01:05:39,264
Hmm?

946
01:05:42,134 --> 01:05:45,571
My senior year.
I came over to your house for a reading

947
01:05:45,604 --> 01:05:47,306
and I tried to kiss you

948
01:05:48,340 --> 01:05:51,343
and then you just quoted
the faculty handbook.

949
01:05:51,376 --> 01:05:52,477
Oh, yeah, right.

950
01:05:54,479 --> 01:05:58,317
Well, I was a new hire.

951
01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:00,853
I don't know.
It just... it felt uneven.

952
01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,487
Well, what about April?

953
01:06:02,521 --> 01:06:06,325
If there's anything uneven in my relationship
with April, it's the other way around.

954
01:06:06,358 --> 01:06:08,393
- Believe me, she's...
- Oh, fuck off.

955
01:06:09,629 --> 01:06:13,365
All right, I may have had a...
A minor lapse in professional judgment,

956
01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:16,636
but I don't want this
to affect you and me, Kate.

957
01:06:16,669 --> 01:06:20,606
You... Your friendship
means the world to me.

958
01:06:22,407 --> 01:06:23,710
Did you even read my book?

959
01:06:24,509 --> 01:06:25,410
Of course.

960
01:06:26,211 --> 01:06:29,281
David, I saw it on your shelf.

961
01:06:29,314 --> 01:06:31,316
It looks like no one
even cracked it open.

962
01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:36,154
I have another copy in my office.
That's just a hard copy.

963
01:06:38,490 --> 01:06:39,726
That sounds like a lie.

964
01:06:41,928 --> 01:06:46,899
All right, I don't have time to read every
fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?

965
01:06:46,933 --> 01:06:50,469
I have student work to read
on a constant basis.

966
01:06:50,502 --> 01:06:54,473
It's never-ending, honestly,
and I'm busy.

967
01:06:56,608 --> 01:06:59,578
Okay, you're a dick.

968
01:07:02,581 --> 01:07:05,417
- Come on.
- No, I get it now. You're a dick.

969
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:15,327
Katie, I'm sorry
I didn't read your book.

970
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:21,934
I will... I will get to it,
but I was there during your reading

971
01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:23,736
and I thought
it sounded so good.

972
01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:29,776
The... you know, Willoughby
and the incident on the rock,

973
01:07:30,977 --> 01:07:33,345
very strong, clear imagery.

974
01:07:33,378 --> 01:07:34,613
Shut up.

975
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:41,754
Though I... I would still like to recommend
you for the position here next year.

976
01:07:42,587 --> 01:07:43,622
I would love to work with you.

977
01:07:49,594 --> 01:07:53,198
Thanks, but I don't think so.

978
01:07:55,267 --> 01:07:55,802
Okay.

979
01:08:09,481 --> 01:08:13,720
Shit, we forgot
about Tall Brandon.

980
01:08:17,757 --> 01:08:20,693
Oh, my God!
It's looking so good.

981
01:08:20,727 --> 01:08:22,260
Should we take it out?

982
01:08:22,729 --> 01:08:25,464
- Do you think it's time?
- I do.

983
01:08:26,431 --> 01:08:27,767
Okay.

984
01:08:31,536 --> 01:08:32,504
Don't fall.

985
01:08:33,039 --> 01:08:34,239
Don't fall.

986
01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:35,808
Don't fall.

987
01:08:41,346 --> 01:08:42,547
Oh...

988
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,685
It happens.

989
01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,788
We can still eat it,
though, right?

990
01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:52,457
- Of course.
- Oh, yeah, baby.

991
01:08:52,825 --> 01:08:54,326
He's not answering.

992
01:08:55,661 --> 01:08:56,662
Maybe he went home.

993
01:09:00,432 --> 01:09:01,399
He's asleep.

994
01:09:01,801 --> 01:09:03,602
Elliot.

995
01:09:06,773 --> 01:09:08,507
Where's he going?

996
01:09:08,841 --> 01:09:10,042
I don't know.

997
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,648
Sorry.

998
01:09:16,749 --> 01:09:19,051
Sorry, everyone.

999
01:09:19,085 --> 01:09:21,687
It's okay, Elliot.
You can just, um, take us home.

1000
01:09:24,657 --> 01:09:26,558
Tall Brandon, did you go home?
Where are you?

1001
01:09:28,661 --> 01:09:29,561
Nowhere.

1002
01:09:30,663 --> 01:09:31,664
<i>Tell me where you are,
Tall Brandon.</i>

1003
01:09:32,698 --> 01:09:35,101
I'm where you left me.

1004
01:09:35,134 --> 01:09:36,702
<i>Get your ass out front.</i>

1005
01:09:42,108 --> 01:09:43,508
I think I have to go.

1006
01:09:44,409 --> 01:09:45,310
It's a shame.

1007
01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:46,746
I know.

1008
01:09:46,779 --> 01:09:48,446
I had such a fun time.

1009
01:09:48,848 --> 01:09:51,383
Well, you'll just have
to come back.

1010
01:09:51,918 --> 01:09:52,819
Can I?

1011
01:09:53,451 --> 01:09:54,352
Mm-Hm.

1012
01:09:56,588 --> 01:09:57,857
I'm Jen, by the way.

1013
01:09:59,424 --> 01:10:02,728
Brandon, just Brandon.

1014
01:10:21,681 --> 01:10:26,819
Hey!

1015
01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:38,396
I just had the greatest night
of my life.

1016
01:11:04,891 --> 01:11:05,791
Going in?

1017
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:09,527
Yeah. I think
I'm on the couch again tonight.

1018
01:11:09,962 --> 01:11:12,698
No, no, you can sleep on my bed.
I'll take the couch.

1019
01:11:12,732 --> 01:11:15,167
Oh, no.
No, you don't have to do that.

1020
01:11:15,201 --> 01:11:17,703
Well, technically,
it is your room.

1021
01:11:18,804 --> 01:11:20,840
Technically, that's true.

1022
01:11:20,873 --> 01:11:22,975
All right,
so you're taking your room.

1023
01:11:23,009 --> 01:11:24,810
Wow, thank you.

1024
01:11:32,584 --> 01:11:33,920
- Here you go.
- Oh.

1025
01:11:34,654 --> 01:11:35,553
Thanks.

1026
01:11:42,228 --> 01:11:43,663
She loved those photos.

1027
01:11:43,696 --> 01:11:45,965
I'm sorry.

1028
01:11:56,242 --> 01:11:57,509
What happened with you?

1029
01:11:59,045 --> 01:12:00,478
Your boyfriend?

1030
01:12:04,050 --> 01:12:06,786
You mean my fiancé?

1031
01:12:07,585 --> 01:12:08,486
Fiancé?

1032
01:12:10,256 --> 01:12:11,991
- Damn.
- Yeah.

1033
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:14,994
Nothing happened.

1034
01:12:16,561 --> 01:12:20,900
I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just...
No, I didn't want to marry him.

1035
01:12:23,302 --> 01:12:26,471
And I knew it
when he proposed to me.

1036
01:12:26,839 --> 01:12:30,876
And I knew it
when I told my parents

1037
01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:34,847
and when we picked out
the caterer and deejay

1038
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,951
and all that stuff.

1039
01:12:38,985 --> 01:12:42,088
And I was just, you know,

1040
01:12:43,055 --> 01:12:46,926
too much of a coward
to do anything about it.

1041
01:12:46,959 --> 01:12:51,897
So, finally he broke up with me.

1042
01:12:54,333 --> 01:13:00,039
And now he's with someone else.

1043
01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:04,043
She seems great, so that's nice.

1044
01:13:06,746 --> 01:13:11,951
And my book is doing so bad

1045
01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:21,127
and the one person who told me that he
liked it, didn't even fucking read it.

1046
01:13:26,699 --> 01:13:31,637
You know that story of yours that
I said I read about your brother?

1047
01:13:31,670 --> 01:13:32,905
Let me guess,
you didn't read it?

1048
01:13:33,706 --> 01:13:37,877
I read it
and it was really good.

1049
01:13:41,947 --> 01:13:42,848
Yeah.

1050
01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:44,717
Yeah, it was.

1051
01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:50,756
And it was really fucking sad.

1052
01:13:54,026 --> 01:13:57,730
Yeah, it was.

1053
01:14:17,683 --> 01:14:18,851
Can I play you a song?

1054
01:14:19,718 --> 01:14:20,653
Mm-Hm.

1055
01:15:02,862 --> 01:15:03,996
You know, I've been thinking,

1056
01:15:08,067 --> 01:15:12,204
just because a connection
with a person

1057
01:15:12,238 --> 01:15:16,642
doesn't last forever

1058
01:15:19,778 --> 01:15:21,680
doesn't mean it's not real.

1059
01:15:23,716 --> 01:15:24,950
- You know.
- Mm-Hm.

1060
01:15:27,987 --> 01:15:30,222
Yeah, I think that's true.

1061
01:17:25,204 --> 01:17:26,305
Hi.

1062
01:17:28,874 --> 01:17:29,775
Hi.

1063
01:17:31,243 --> 01:17:32,978
Did you sleep here?

1064
01:17:33,846 --> 01:17:36,949
- Is that Hugo's shirt?
- Um, um...

1065
01:17:36,982 --> 01:17:37,883
Oh, my God!

1066
01:17:38,584 --> 01:17:39,618
I can't believe this.

1067
01:17:39,653 --> 01:17:43,022
- You are such a hypocrite.
- Well... I... I don't...

1068
01:17:43,055 --> 01:17:45,257
You know how embarrassing
that was for me last night?

1069
01:17:45,891 --> 01:17:46,892
It was humiliating.

1070
01:17:47,627 --> 01:17:49,928
And now you're doing
like the same fucking thing.

1071
01:17:49,962 --> 01:17:55,334
Well, it's not exactly the same
thing, but it is a very similar thing.

1072
01:17:56,201 --> 01:17:58,003
God! You know what really sucks?

1073
01:17:58,638 --> 01:18:03,309
I was really looking forward to
meeting you and you weren't even nice.

1074
01:18:03,342 --> 01:18:08,047
And your book, you know what,
your book is just...

1075
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,115
I know my book sucks.

1076
01:18:10,949 --> 01:18:12,384
All right? I know.

1077
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:15,054
How do you think that feels?

1078
01:18:15,087 --> 01:18:16,422
I didn't want to write
a shitty book.

1079
01:18:17,289 --> 01:18:19,124
- Then why did you?
- I don't know.

1080
01:18:19,158 --> 01:18:22,361
I'm not good enough to write a
good book, I guess, or I was...

1081
01:18:23,630 --> 01:18:24,997
Life is not like school,
all right.

1082
01:18:25,030 --> 01:18:29,968
It's not like a safe place to try
things out and I was afraid to fail.

1083
01:18:30,002 --> 01:18:32,237
And then I did fail.

1084
01:18:32,271 --> 01:18:39,278
And now I feel
pretty fucking stupid.

1085
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:49,121
But I'm sorry I wasn't more
encouraging when we met because I...

1086
01:18:51,658 --> 01:18:53,392
I think I'm just jealous of you.

1087
01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:54,993
What?

1088
01:18:56,328 --> 01:18:59,932
It's all like possibility for
you and I've already fucked up.

1089
01:19:03,670 --> 01:19:06,171
I know I'm probably the last
person you ever want to see,

1090
01:19:06,205 --> 01:19:08,407
but if there's anything
I can ever do to help you...

1091
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:11,944
Thanks.

1092
01:19:23,455 --> 01:19:27,226
- Checking out?
- Uh, no.

1093
01:19:27,259 --> 01:19:31,430
I, uh, I was just hoping
for some breakfast.

1094
01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:35,167
Oh!

1095
01:19:38,971 --> 01:19:40,406
This looks amazing.

1096
01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:43,242
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.

1097
01:19:47,747 --> 01:19:49,081
Thank you so much.

1098
01:19:56,188 --> 01:19:57,089
Mm.

1099
01:20:09,368 --> 01:20:11,370
Hey, I'm sorry
I missed your calls.

1100
01:20:11,403 --> 01:20:14,173
It's been like a crazy 24 hours.

1101
01:20:14,206 --> 01:20:17,176
<i>Hey, that's okay.</i>

1102
01:20:17,209 --> 01:20:18,343
Are you alright?

1103
01:20:18,377 --> 01:20:24,316
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I guess I'm like in labor.

1104
01:20:24,349 --> 01:20:28,353
What? Already?
Isn't this like really early?

1105
01:20:28,387 --> 01:20:32,257
Yeah, three weeks, um,
but they think it's okay.

1106
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:37,496
Ugh, they told me not to come in
until my contractions get worse, so...

1107
01:20:37,529 --> 01:20:40,365
- Where's Matt?
- He's still in fucking Belgium.

1108
01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:43,770
Oh, my God, Laura. Okay.
Oh, how about your mom?

1109
01:20:43,803 --> 01:20:47,139
She's coming, but she really
stresses me out, Kate.

1110
01:20:47,172 --> 01:20:49,274
<i>Fuck. I know she does.</i>

1111
01:20:49,308 --> 01:20:52,344
Okay, I can come straight there
if you want me to.

1112
01:20:52,377 --> 01:20:54,781
Yeah, I really want you to.

1113
01:20:54,814 --> 01:20:59,752
Okay, I will see you
in approximately six hours.

1114
01:20:59,786 --> 01:21:01,420
Fuck, that sounds like
a really long time.

1115
01:21:02,154 --> 01:21:03,088
This is what I'm gonna do.

1116
01:21:03,121 --> 01:21:05,491
I'm gonna call you back
in 20 minutes, okay?

1117
01:21:05,524 --> 01:21:07,292
- Okay.
- I love you.

1118
01:21:07,326 --> 01:21:08,360
I love you, too.

1119
01:21:08,393 --> 01:21:11,096
<i>You squeeze
that cervix shut, okay?</i>

1120
01:21:11,129 --> 01:21:12,331
<i>Okay, I'll try.</i>

1121
01:21:12,364 --> 01:21:14,366
Hey, don't let the baby out.
I love you. Bye.

1122
01:21:21,607 --> 01:21:23,008
Good morning.

1123
01:21:23,475 --> 01:21:24,576
Ready to head out?

1124
01:21:32,084 --> 01:21:35,220
By the way, I read your book.

1125
01:21:36,188 --> 01:21:39,091
- You did?
- Yep, it's great.

1126
01:21:39,124 --> 01:21:41,393
I love Willoughby. So feisty.

1127
01:21:41,426 --> 01:21:44,229
Yeah.

1128
01:21:46,331 --> 01:21:48,033
How do you feel about it?

1129
01:21:49,434 --> 01:21:50,435
What do you mean?

1130
01:21:51,537 --> 01:21:55,541
You know, now that it's out.
All the hoopla's over.

1131
01:21:57,175 --> 01:21:58,143
What do you think?

1132
01:22:00,178 --> 01:22:05,183
I think... it could be better.

1133
01:27:44,921 --> 01:27:46,905
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