Kirk does a failed manual

Jaczac> ====START====
<loosingfinesse> LF:hey Kirk
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Hey.
<loosingfinesse> LF: are you playing the game?
<loosingfinesse> ((Wait shit ))
<loosingfinesse> (( did I do that right?))
<Jaczac> ((yeah sure))
<Jaczac> ((dont forget, you can see kirk on your screen))
<loosingfinesse> ((Ok))
<psionicPskateboard> PP:  Well, I've gotten Callum in.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: But that's about it.
<loosingfinesse> LF: do you want to enter?
<psionicPskateboard> ((btdubs tojo is still in my house at this point))
<loosingfinesse> ((ok)
<psionicPskateboard> ((or maybe not))
<psionicPskateboard> ((im still talking w/ brendan on day 1)
<loosingfinesse> ((Okie dokie!!))
<psionicPskateboard> (anyway)
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Sure.
<loosingfinesse> LF: do you want to enter?
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Sure.
<loosingfinesse> LF: I'm not quite sure how to go about this but I know you have to launch the file on your computer
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Yes.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Then it should kind of just automatically connect to your client.
<loosingfinesse> LF: cool. Beans
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Then there are a lot of menus.
<loosingfinesse> LF: here lemme put some stuff down
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay.
* loosingfinesse puts cruxstuder in the corner.
<loosingfinesse> ((What else do I need?))
<psionicPskateboard> ((alchemiter and totem lathe, then a prepucnhed card))
* loosingfinesse places alchemeiter next to the cruxstuder and a totem lathe next to that. She takes a moment to admire the row she has made.
<Jaczac> How pretty.
* loosingfinesse then places a pre-punched card in the center of the room
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Now then, the first thing to do is open the cruxtruder.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: But I don't think I can do that on my own.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Do you think you could hit it with something?
<loosingfinesse> LF: can you decaptulog a skateboard or something like that for me to use
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Sure.
* psionicPskateboard decaptchalogues one of the many skateboards he has on hand for just such an occasion.
* psionicPskateboard also there is the box it was in but I doubt that'll be important.
* loosingfinesse attempts to use skateboard as a crowbar to peel the lid off
<Jaczac> .roll acro or ath
<loosingfinesse> Roll 1d20+3
<Jaczac> dice you fuck
<loosingfinesse> Oh
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<loosingfinesse> Roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> loosingfinesse rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
<Jaczac> The top pops off under the force of your finessed crobarmanship.
<Jaczac> The kernel and the totem come out from it
<Jaczac> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
<Jaczac> the totem shoots up ten or so feet up and falls back down safely.
<Jaczac> The kernel bounces around
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay now I have to throw something in there.
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<loosingfinesse> LF:maybe the box the skateboard came in?
* psionicPskateboard decaptchalogues a fishtank (with water/fish).
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Hopefully this will work.
<loosingfinesse> LF: that's a great idea
* psionicPskateboard puts the fishtank in the kernel.
<Jaczac> .roll dex
<psionicPskateboard> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> psionicPskateboard rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
<Jaczac> it only glances the kernel and doesnt go in.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Huh.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: I didn't know that could happen.
<loosingfinesse> Maybe we should try again with just one fish?
<loosingfinesse> *LF
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Sure, why not.
* psionicPskateboard picks an unlucky fish out of the tank and throws it at the kernel.
<psionicPskateboard> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> psionicPskateboard rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
<Jaczac> The fish falls in and prototypes.
<Jaczac> You now have FISHSPRITE
<Jaczac> what breed was the fish
<Jaczac> thats actually gonna do it
<psionicPskateboard> luckily i looked this up just now
<psionicPskateboard> actuually im still looking it up so one sec
<psionicPskateboard> how about this thing http://www.aquariumcreationsonline.net/images/YellowTang1.jpg
<psionicPskateboard> its called a tang
<Jaczac> cool
<Jaczac> you have created TANGSPRITE
<Jaczac> bubbules bubbles bubbles.
<Jaczac> ok
<Jaczac> You now have to enter actually rather than just prototyping
<psionicPskateboard> yeah i know
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay that was successful.
* psionicPskateboard picks up the pre-punched card.
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* psionicPskateboard picks up a cruxite dowel.
<psionicPskateboard> shit
<psionicPskateboard> should i keep going jac
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<Jaczac> ((yeah shell be back))
<psionicPskateboard> yay
<Jaczac> ((tyep))
<loosingfinesse> ((Sorry))
<psionicPskateboard> s'okay
<loosingfinesse> thank
* psionicPskateboard puts both the cruxite dowel and the card in the appropriate places on the totem lathe.
<Jaczac> A flash of light and a curved dowl appears on the lathe.
* psionicPskateboard picks up the dowel and places it on the alchemiter.
<Jaczac> You place the dowel, and with another, brighter flash, a skateboard appears on the alchemiter, made of
<Jaczac> ((sec))
<Jaczac> amber colored material.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Well shit.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: I guess I have to at least try though.
<loosingfinesse> LF: what's wrong?
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Well, here goes nothing.
* psionicPskateboard steps onto the skateboard, barely managing to not fall off.
<psionicPskateboard> ((do i have to do a trick))
<Jaczac> ((yes))
<loosingfinesse> ((Doooo it))
* psionicPskateboard tries to do the only trick he knows how, a manual. It is very wobbly, and he almost falls off.
<loosingfinesse> ((Nice))
<Jaczac> .roll dex.
<Jaczac> no
<Jaczac> athletics
<Jaczac> no
<Jaczac> i mean acrobatics
<psionicPskateboard> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> psionicPskateboard rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
<Jaczac> You fail
<Jaczac> But still enter the game.
<Jaczac> Lol
<Jaczac> ==END==
<psionicPskateboard