Xa Fel > o/ fair capsuleer
Duno666 > hello Mr. Ninja
Xa Fel > D:
Xa Fel > You know?!
Xa Fel > I can't let you live now
Xa Fel > :(
Xa Fel > How would you, on a scale of 1-10 rate your service with TEARS?
Xa Fel > I'm taking a survey
Duno666 > Service?
Xa Fel > Well, I assume we've cleaned your field before of hazardous wreck material
Xa Fel > I saw you mention us in local
Xa Fel > :D
Duno666 > Well, you've created a couple for me.
Duno666 > Wrecks, that is.
Xa Fel > Really?
Xa Fel > Details?
Duno666 > Mistook someone clearing wrecks for a rat, fired. He had a bigger ship.
Xa Fel > Got a name?
Duno666 > uh...
Xa Fel > check your combat log in your bio
Xa Fel > under the losses tab
Duno666 > I'm aware. It's been a while.
Xa Fel > Not a problem. :)
Duno666 > Looks like Vire Clic
Xa Fel > Ah, and how would you rate your experience with our representative?
Duno666 > Your scale doesn't go negative, does it? Oh, well.
Duno666 > Actually, in all seriousness, I'd rate it a 6 or so.
Xa Fel > Really?
Xa Fel > Was your representative friendly and expedient in his profession?
Duno666 > Taught me to be careful on missions, check my targets.
Duno666 > Friendly, no. Expedient, yes.
Duno666 > He did no respond with sufficiently good smack talk.
Duno666 > did not*
Xa Fel > Mhm... mhm... I see
Xa Fel > And what did he used in his task to properly dispose of your offending vessel?
Duno666 > Fleet issue phoon
Xa Fel > Oh, wow
Xa Fel > I'm impressed
Xa Fel > It seems you got his special for the day
Duno666 > He had help.
Xa Fel > What sort?
Duno666 > Angel Cartel from the Extravaganza mission
Xa Fel > Rats are not considered an assistance to our task
Xa Fel > They are an environmental hazard
Duno666 > Ah, I see.
Xa Fel > Well, thank you for your time, sir.
Xa Fel > We'll be sure to continue to strive to improve our services
Duno666 > Of course.
Xa Fel > :)
Duno666 > It's been fun.
Duno666 > Fly safe.
Xa Fel > o/
Xa Fel > Keep shooting