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the tragedy of naruto and misty

Mar 27th, 2020
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  1. MAR 27 - 6:15PM
  2. LightMeBro: Oh I don't know how this stuff works
  3.  
  4. 1aMUDAa1: oh let me see
  5.  
  6. LightMeBro: Sharpie is such a bitch
  7.  
  8. Creedick: i hope u think im cute
  9.  
  10. LightMeBro: She needs a smack
  11.  
  12. MAR 27 - 6:16PM
  13. LightMeBro: Are you the same one?
  14.  
  15. Creedick: yes
  16.  
  17. Creedick: same girl in the pic
  18.  
  19. LightMeBro: Ok
  20.  
  21. LightMeBro: Omg I want TB
  22.  
  23. LightMeBro: I wish they weren't closed bc of this virus
  24.  
  25. MAR 27 - 6:17PM
  26. Creedick: no i think u could still get TB regardless
  27.  
  28. Gerkuman: oh, taco bell
  29.  
  30. beepboop8010: henlo again.
  31.  
  32. MAR 27 - 6:18PM
  33. LightMeBro: Hi
  34.  
  35. OmegaForp: hi
  36.  
  37. LightMeBro: I can't I'm not allowed to drive
  38.  
  39. OmegaForp: ok
  40.  
  41. LightMeBro: You get arrested and fined for it
  42.  
  43. beepboop8010: i have an rc car.
  44.  
  45. beepboop8010: and
  46.  
  47. OmegaForp: heh
  48.  
  49. darkkoning2: i have moneyy
  50.  
  51. Creedick: so many new faces!
  52.  
  53. beepboop8010: needless to say,i wont be getting a license.
  54.  
  55. MAR 27 - 6:19PM
  56. LightMeBro: I don't have money
  57.  
  58. Gerkuman: did you hear about the malteaser that kept getting in trouble with the law?
  59.  
  60. Gerkuman: it was a revel without a cause.
  61.  
  62. LightMeBro: O dear
  63.  
  64. MAR 27 - 6:20PM
  65. Creedick: very funny
  66.  
  67. MAR 27 - 6:21PM
  68. LightMeBro: My gum hurts
  69.  
  70. Gerkuman: stop chewing it then
  71.  
  72. MAR 27 - 6:22PM
  73. Creedick: again, gerku
  74.  
  75. Creedick: very funny
  76.  
  77. Gerkuman: your sarcasm hurts
  78.  
  79. LightMeBro: I didn't think sarcasm was meant to be kind
  80.  
  81. MAR 27 - 6:24PM
  82. Creedick: some people are extra sensitive
  83.  
  84. LightMeBro: o
  85.  
  86. MAR 27 - 6:26PM
  87. Gerkuman: I'm not that hurt, lpl
  88.  
  89. beepboop8010: 👌👌👌
  90.  
  91. MAR 27 - 6:27PM
  92. beepboop8010: i'm a heretic
  93.  
  94. LightMeBro: I disconnected
  95.  
  96. MAR 27 - 6:28PM
  97. SpaceMoose: Heresy is awesome. I love it.
  98.  
  99. SpaceMoose: One of my fave sins
  100.  
  101. LightMeBro: What is Heresy?
  102.  
  103. beepboop8010: is drinking soda out of a water cup in a fast food resteraunt a sin?
  104.  
  105. Gerkuman: most things aren't really heretical anyway. most of them are heterodox
  106.  
  107. MAR 27 - 6:29PM
  108. LightMeBro: They're the same thing here
  109.  
  110. MAR 27 - 6:30PM
  111. LightMeBro: Abt the cups
  112.  
  113. MAR 27 - 6:32PM
  114. LightMeBro: What did u all want 2 b when u were younger?
  115.  
  116. MAR 27 - 6:33PM
  117. 1aMUDAa1: I wanted to be a bird
  118.  
  119. LightMeBro: O
  120.  
  121. 1aMUDAa1: a really cool one
  122.  
  123. MAR 27 - 6:34PM
  124. LightMeBro: Like a kookaburra
  125.  
  126. 1aMUDAa1: or a seagull would work
  127.  
  128. MAR 27 - 6:35PM
  129. LightMeBro: They're pretty different
  130.  
  131. MAR 27 - 6:37PM
  132. LightMeBro: Does anyone have kids here?
  133.  
  134. MAR 27 - 6:40PM
  135. LightMeBro: Ill take tht as a no
  136.  
  137. MAR 27 - 6:41PM
  138. Gerkuman: I have two step-nephews
  139.  
  140. LightMeBro: Cute, how old
  141.  
  142. Gerkuman: 20 and 19
  143.  
  144. LightMeBro: Oh
  145.  
  146. Gerkuman: they're good lads, much less ***** up than I am
  147.  
  148. Gerkuman: oh come on, that's not swearing
  149.  
  150. MAR 27 - 6:42PM
  151. Gerkuman: filter's made what I said seem worse
  152.  
  153. LightMeBro: Oh does this place block swears?
  154.  
  155. Gerkuman: and minced swears
  156.  
  157. LightMeBro: Oh
  158.  
  159. MAR 27 - 6:45PM
  160. LightMeBro: I have a 2 y/o called Marleigh
  161.  
  162. MAR 27 - 6:48PM
  163. SpaceMoose: Tell Marleigh Uncle Space Moose says hi
  164.  
  165. MAR 27 - 6:49PM
  166. LightMeBro: She's busy watching High School Musical
  167.  
  168. Gerkuman: aww :)
  169.  
  170. MAR 27 - 6:55PM
  171. SpaceMoose: Wow, she's in high school already?
  172.  
  173. LightMeBro: Haha, yeah, super smart
  174.  
  175. MAR 27 - 6:59PM
  176. LightMeBro: So, are you an uncle really?
  177.  
  178. MAR 27 - 7:02PM
  179. PVT_Prostate: kill me this game gives me aids
  180.  
  181. MAR 27 - 7:03PM
  182. nomnomnaruto324: MoOsE!!!
  183.  
  184. PVT_Prostate: too far
  185.  
  186. tortee2: moose
  187.  
  188. nomnomnaruto324: mosse'
  189.  
  190. LightMeBro: Mouse?
  191.  
  192. nomnomnaruto324: mossuese
  193.  
  194. MAR 27 - 7:04PM
  195. PVT_Prostate: everyone on this game on russia servers
  196.  
  197. tortee2: no *****
  198.  
  199. PVT_Prostate: masssumooosue
  200.  
  201. LightMeBro: Brb
  202.  
  203. MAR 27 - 7:05PM
  204. nomnomnaruto324: The murder of space wizards has arived drunk asusual
  205.  
  206. MAR 27 - 7:06PM
  207. LightMeBro: I'm back
  208.  
  209. MAR 27 - 7:07PM
  210. nomnomnaruto324: drunk on flipping dr.Pepper "its the sweet one" but not for your heart
  211.  
  212. LightMeBro: Is this room worth staying in?
  213.  
  214. nomnomnaruto324: yes
  215.  
  216. LightMeBro: What's so great about it?
  217.  
  218. nomnomnaruto324: youll litteraly shit you pants laughing t times
  219.  
  220. MAR 27 - 7:08PM
  221. LightMeBro: Hm
  222.  
  223. nomnomnaruto324: sorry i am in the middle of cardiac arrest from ***** dr.pepper
  224.  
  225. MAR 27 - 7:09PM
  226. LightMeBro: Oh, I hope you're okay
  227.  
  228. nomnomnaruto324: OKAYYe.yeaa... i am o..k
  229.  
  230. MAR 27 - 7:12PM
  231. LightMeBro: Great to hear
  232.  
  233. LightMeBro: Alright, I'm going to go make us up some dinner
  234.  
  235. MAR 27 - 7:14PM
  236. nomnomnaruto324: Oooo...oook
  237.  
  238. MAR 27 - 7:15PM
  239. nomnomnaruto324: Yyyyyaay yumm..
  240.  
  241. MAR 27 - 7:16PM
  242. nomnomnaruto324: FFFOOooo...d
  243.  
  244. Creedick: u talk a lot of shit, nom
  245.  
  246. MAR 27 - 7:17PM
  247. nomnomnaruto324: lo it censors ******i n g and not shit lol
  248.  
  249. MAR 27 - 7:18PM
  250. Creedick: astute observation
  251.  
  252. nomnomnaruto324: thx
  253.  
  254. MAR 27 - 7:19PM
  255. nomnomnaruto324: how teh fek space moose got to level 75?
  256.  
  257. ortaga2007: lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalallalllaala
  258.  
  259. nomnomnaruto324: ?
  260.  
  261. MAR 27 - 7:20PM
  262. nomnomnaruto324: ?...??......???.........?
  263.  
  264. MAR 27 - 7:21PM
  265. nomnomnaruto324: *Visible Questioning*
  266.  
  267. MAR 27 - 7:22PM
  268. Creedick: no rp here
  269.  
  270. MAR 27 - 7:23PM
  271. nomnomnaruto324: ...?
  272.  
  273. MAR 27 - 7:24PM
  274. nomnomnaruto324: wut duss rp stnd fur
  275.  
  276. MAR 27 - 7:25PM
  277. nomnomnaruto324: ???
  278.  
  279. MAR 27 - 7:27PM
  280. nomnomnaruto324: Y u no rpply to meh dm
  281.  
  282. MAR 27 - 7:28PM
  283. MistyMitzy: u seem cool naruto xD
  284.  
  285. MAR 27 - 7:29PM
  286. nomnomnaruto324: thx
  287.  
  288. nomnomnaruto324: XD
  289.  
  290. MistyMitzy: how old r u XD
  291.  
  292. nomnomnaruto324: lol idk what thatmeans either
  293.  
  294. nomnomnaruto324: oh
  295.  
  296. nomnomnaruto324: 17
  297.  
  298. MAR 27 - 7:30PM
  299. MistyMitzy: same cx
  300.  
  301. nomnomnaruto324: Cool
  302.  
  303. MAR 27 - 7:31PM
  304. nomnomnaruto324: not saying that u r one, but r u a trap?
  305.  
  306. MAR 27 - 7:32PM
  307. MistyMitzy: lol no naruto
  308.  
  309. nomnomnaruto324: ok
  310.  
  311. MistyMitzy: i don't have a d XD
  312.  
  313. MAR 27 - 7:33PM
  314. nomnomnaruto324: no do u know what a trap even is?
  315.  
  316. MistyMitzy: uhm yeah like..
  317.  
  318. MistyMitzy: a girl with a d?
  319.  
  320. nomnomnaruto324: NO
  321.  
  322. MistyMitzy: den wat
  323.  
  324. MAR 27 - 7:34PM
  325. MistyMitzy: a boy? lol
  326.  
  327. Creedick: please take it to pms
  328.  
  329. nomnomnaruto324: i am pretty sure its girls that go around looking for bois and dating them the leaving them becaue de domt have moneys
  330.  
  331. MAR 27 - 7:35PM
  332. MistyMitzy: lol i think that's a golddigger xD
  333.  
  334. nomnomnaruto324: (*****)
  335.  
  336. MistyMitzy: and what makes u think im interested in dating boys?
  337.  
  338. Creedick: r e j e c t e d
  339.  
  340. nomnomnaruto324: T h o t
  341.  
  342. nomnomnaruto324: NO not u
  343.  
  344. MAR 27 - 7:36PM
  345. Creedick: i'm a thot??
  346.  
  347. nomnomnaruto324: what traps are
  348.  
  349. Creedick: how dare u
  350.  
  351. nomnomnaruto324: NO CREEd
  352.  
  353. MistyMitzy: uhm you're calling me a thot cause i don't want to date you? XD
  354.  
  355. Creedick: ^
  356.  
  357. nomnomnaruto324: NO
  358.  
  359. MAR 27 - 7:37PM
  360. MistyMitzy: smh, some people
  361.  
  362. MistyMitzy: i muted the idiot xD
  363.  
  364. MistyMitzy: now let's carry on
  365.  
  366. Creedick: tragic
  367.  
  368. nomnomnaruto324: nvm :(
  369.  
  370. MAR 27 - 7:38PM
  371. nomnomnaruto324: i didnt even mean anything mean i just wanted to be friends ;-;
  372.  
  373. MAR 27 - 7:40PM
  374. nomnomnaruto324: I said thot are traps not you are a trap i wanted to talk and when did i say i wanted to date anyone? ;-;
  375.  
  376. blessedwrath: That escalated quickly.
  377.  
  378. Creedick: yah that's v sad
  379.  
  380. MAR 27 - 7:41PM
  381. Creedick: but u should've thought about it, naruto
  382.  
  383. nomnomnaruto324: ;-;
  384.  
  385. nomnomnaruto324: I DIDNT
  386.  
  387. To MistyMitzy: hey gurl u wanna shag?
  388.  
  389. MAR 27 - 7:42PM
  390. MistyMitzy: yah big time (reply)
  391.  
  392. nomnomnaruto324: NOW I FEEL IKE A ****** *****
  393.  
  394. To 1aMUDAa1: on a scale of 1-10 how sad is this
  395.  
  396. MAR 27 - 7:43PM
  397. nomnomnaruto324: ;-; imma delete my account before get banned
  398.  
  399. To 1aMUDAa1: omg you have naruto muted!!
  400.  
  401. MAR 27 - 7:44PM
  402. Creedick: omg yah sounds like a good idea
  403.  
  404. Creedick: do it quick b4 ur IP is imprinted in the system
  405.  
  406. MAR 27 - 7:47PM
  407. nomnomnaruto324: can u ask her to un mute me so we can talk i am wanting to opolgise for what i have done plz creed
  408.  
  409. nomnomnaruto324: i just want misty to see my apologie
  410.  
  411. MAR 27 - 7:48PM
  412. Creedick: idk man..
  413.  
  414. Creedick: i prefer to not get involved in this
  415.  
  416. MAR 27 - 7:49PM
  417. Creedick: as to not be branded a weirdo lol
  418.  
  419. nomnomnaruto324: ok
  420.  
  421. Creedick: who sides with a dude who asks chicks if they're traps
  422.  
  423. MistyMitzy: oh wow he's still at it?
  424.  
  425. nomnomnaruto324: Wait who are you?
  426.  
  427. Creedick: im creed
  428.  
  429. Creedick: the sexiest girl on kongregate
  430.  
  431. MAR 27 - 7:50PM
  432. nomnomnaruto324: MY FLIPPING BROTHER
  433.  
  434. nomnomnaruto324: WASTEXTING YOU
  435.  
  436. Creedick: ur brother texted me?
  437.  
  438. nomnomnaruto324: I was watching manga on my phone and he was on my labtop
  439.  
  440. MAR 27 - 7:51PM
  441. Creedick: great, naruto
  442.  
  443. Creedick: now can we talk about something more important
  444.  
  445. Creedick: like the environment or politics
  446.  
  447. nomnomnaruto324: he's 19 2 yrsolder then me
  448.  
  449. nomnomnaruto324: fk
  450.  
  451. MAR 27 - 7:53PM
  452. Creedick: is he hot?
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