Rent-A-Pal (2020) EN

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Hi!

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I'm Carla.

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Well, I'm 31 from California.

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I like photography,

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singing,

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travel.

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I love to travel.

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I love to laugh.

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So I'm guess I'm
looking for someone

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that's funny, who has
a great sense of humor.

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Oh, but most importantly,

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he has to be strong
and confident

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and know exactly what he wants.

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Someone who could rescue me

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from a burning
building, you know?

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But not just physically strong.

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He has to be-

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Hi, my name is Mary.

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I'm from Portland

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and this is Benedict.

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Hi.

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My name is Benedict

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and I'm from the
south of England

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and I came to live-

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Hi!

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I'm Susan.

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I'm from South Dakota.

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Thanks for watching my tape.

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This feels so cheesy.

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But I guess if
you're watching this

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you're probably okay
with cheesy, so.

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I love movies.

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Every kind of movie really.

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Horror, sci-fi, romance.

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Yeah, to me there's
just nothing better

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than snuggling up
with your partner

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and putting in a tape.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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There's just something about

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that shared
experience that I love

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and so I'm looking
for someone to...

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Well, I'm looking for
someone to share that with.

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Um, yeah, someone who
is kind, gentle, caring,

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who will remind me that
everything is going to be okay

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and someone that will be
there for me no matter what.

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Oh, and he can't live in his
parent's basement.

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And his wife, Patsy.

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They're part of
a family ministry

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that was inspired by
God over 20 years ago

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to develop a Christian
interdenominational center

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that has since developed into

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the beautiful
Singing River Ranch.

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Glenn and his professional-

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Mom, can I get you anything?

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Hmm?

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Do you want any lunch?

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Macaroni.

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Blessed that God has provided

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one of the most
magnificent settings

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of pure Rocky Mountain beauty.

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Secretly
recorded conversation.

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Now I know that

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I did not say what they're-

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A mountain.

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A mountain is many things.

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Forests soaring free.

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Rock in staggering
shapes and sizes.

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Water resting for a
moment in little pools.

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I can eat my own goddamn food.

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Or pausing to nurture flowers

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of myriad variety.

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Mom.

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A mountain is weather
in primitive form.

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Goddamn it, Frank!

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Mom, I'm David.

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I know damn well who you are.

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Here.

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Let me help.

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Please.

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Striking the nearest

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of the Earth's surfaces.

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It's okay.

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The mountain is life
in beautiful form.

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Yeah, that a girl.

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It is February 20th, 1962

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and today, if all goes well,

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the men here will launch
an American astronaut

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into orbit around the world

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in a spacecraft which he-

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Views around the world

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on three continents
and on islands,

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in ships and planes

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and lands where it's summer
and tomorrow is near.

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He lands where it is winter

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and his day is just beginning.

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Wow!

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So pick up a handful

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of good old Rock
Creek Park dirt.

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It might have come all
the way from Africa.

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Wow!

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Or it might have come from

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the bottom of the sea.

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Wow!

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Hey, can I come back tomorrow?

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I'm gonna bring all my friends.

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Welcome to Video Rendezvous.

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If you have a touch
tone phone press one

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to speak to your
Rendezvous specialist.

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If you have a rotary
phone, dial seven.

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Thank you for calling
Video Rendezvous.

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This is Diane.

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How can I help you?

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Hi, Diane.

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It's me, David.

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I was wondering-

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May I have your Rendezvous
ID number, please?

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Oh, right.

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Yeah, it's 159017.

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Great.

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Just give me a moment to pull
up your Rendezvous profile.

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Here we are.

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And what can I do for you today?

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Yeah, I was
wondering if I've had

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any matches since
last time I called.

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Hmm, I'm sorry, sir,

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but it looks as though
no one has requested

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to connect with you yet.

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Oh.

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Is it common for matches
to take this long?

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Well, it's not uncommon.

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Finding the right person
isn't an exact science.

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However,

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I'm seeing here that you haven't

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updated your video profile
in about six months.

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Perhaps it's time for
you to come back down

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and record a new one.

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Getting a fresh tape into
circulation can help.

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Mom, I gotta run a quick errand.

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I'll be gone for about an hour.

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You be okay here?

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Great.

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That's our news for now.

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Thanks for watching.

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We'll see you tonight

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at 10:00 o'clock for
the late edition.

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Well, alrighty.

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Sit up nice and tall.

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Shoulders back.

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Why don't you give
us your best smile?

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I can do this.

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I can do this.

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Okay, okay.

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Ready.

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Hi.

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I'm David.

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I'm 40 years young.

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And um...

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Shoot, I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.

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I live with my mother.

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She's 73.

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She has dementia

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and she needs 24 hour care.

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But I like being there for her

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'cause, well I like
being a caregiver.

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I think I've always
had an inclination

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to care for others
because of my father.

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He believed that we should
all be kind to each other,

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that without kindness,

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the world would get nowhere.

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So, I'm hoping to find
someone to share that with.

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Someone I can care for.

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Someone who could care for me.

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Someone I can give
myself to completely.

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I'm looking for
a deep connection

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based in love and mutual respect

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and ultimately, in happiness.

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So, if you're out
there watching this

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and you feel the same way,

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gosh, I'd love to meet you,

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whoever you are.

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Alrighty.

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Good job.

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The only problem is these videos

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are only about 30 seconds long.

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So why don't you try it again

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and keep it within that
30 second time frame?

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30 seconds?

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The tapes I've watched
seem much longer than that.

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Women get more time
than the men do.

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Men only typically
get about 30 seconds

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just because there's a
hell of a lot more guys

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that come in here than girls.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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Okay.

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Hi, I'm David.

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I'm 40 years old and
I live with my mother

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who has dementia.

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I'm looking for someone
to take care of me.

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I like taking care of women.

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I mean, so we can take
care of each other.

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We can um...

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Kindness is really
important to me.

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I think the world should
be a better place.

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Loneliness is...

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Uh...

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I really wanna meet
someone, anyone really,

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who's out there that
might wanna meet me.

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And cut.

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Hey, that was fantastic.

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You are a real catch.

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You're gonna make some
girl very happy someday.

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Next!

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Great!

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So, there's your card back

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and I'll just need your
signature right there.

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You know, in case you're
ever famous someday.

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I have some women from
my last set of tapes

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that I'd like to
try and match with.

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Oh, great.

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Great, well I'll get
these submitted for you.

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But, in the meantime,

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I've got a whole new
slew of great new videos

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picked out just for you.

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Let's see. There's
Karen from Ohio.

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She's a writer.

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And then I've got Sarah.

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She's a doctor, very successful.

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And then I've got-

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I'll take the set.

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Thank you.

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Wonderful.

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And, you know,
I've been thinking,

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have you tried to
match me with anyone-

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Thank you for calling
Video Rendezvous.

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This is Diane. How
can I help you?

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, uh-huh.

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Right.

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Oh.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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Right, right.

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Right, right.

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Hi! I'm Andy.

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Thanks for being here today.

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Well, let's cut to the chase.

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I'm here to be your friend.

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How's that sound?

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All right, that's great!

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Well, I am excited.

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I am really excited.

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I mean, I gotta be
honest with you here,

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I have been waiting
for this moment

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for what feels like forever.

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And gosh, I am just so pleased

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that you decided to take
this journey with me.

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We're gonna get to
know each other.

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We're gonna talk about
whatever you want.

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But more than anything,

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we're gonna have some fun.

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And hopefully it's the start

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of a beautiful relationship.

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What do you say?

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I know, I know.

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Mom.

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Mom!

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Mom, are you okay?

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Goddamn pice of shit door!

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Here, here.

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Let me.

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Easy.

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Easy, easy.

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Hey, Mom, what the
heck were you doing?

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I wanna go on a fucking walk.

278
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:55,951
Okay.

279
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:56,920
I mean, what were you...

280
00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:01,925
Hey.

281
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:04,727
Let's watch a movie.

282
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:11,601
Hmm.

283
00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:32,956
Wow!

284
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,657
I don't believe you.

285
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:38,695
Man, they always say friendships

286
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,630
are full of surprises but boy!

287
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:56,144
Here we go, Mom.

288
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,384
Oh!

289
00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:04,587
I just love this movie.

290
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:10,292
Frank and I took David
to see this movie

291
00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:11,494
when he was a baby.

292
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:16,265
My sweetie David
didn't make a peep.

293
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,736
He watched the whole movie.

294
00:19:22,005 --> 00:19:25,240
Of course, I could never
get tired of it either.

295
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:28,645
Cary Grant.

296
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,114
I swell up just looking at him.

297
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:42,025
Well, I can't say I feel the
same way about Cary Grant.

298
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,594
But this movie always
made me think of my mom.

299
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:47,564
She loved it too.

300
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,066
Somebody must've stolen
one of his crown jewels.

301
00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:52,134
Shall we announce you?

302
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,136
Oh, no, no. I'll
blow my own horns.

303
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:54,971
Bruce, you'd better wait here.

304
00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,806
I'll be back in 10 minutes.

305
00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,373
Even 10 minutes is a long time

306
00:19:58,408 --> 00:19:59,409
to be away from you.

307
00:20:01,276 --> 00:20:02,812
What did you say?

308
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,346
What?

309
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,281
Well-
Go on.

310
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:08,818
Go ahead.

311
00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:10,386
I just said that even 10 minutes

312
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,154
is a long time to
be away from you.

313
00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:13,890
I heard you the first
time. I like it.

314
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,491
That's why I asked
you to say it again.

315
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,927
I can stand being
spoiled a little.

316
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:19,429
The gentleman I'm going
to have a chat with

317
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,295
did very little spoiling.

318
00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:23,298
All right, here we go, Mom.

319
00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:24,132
Easy.

320
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:26,736
There you go.

321
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:47,790
That's it.

322
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:00,937
Goodnight, Mom.

323
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,906
Goodnight, sweetie.

324
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,675
It's David.

325
00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:30,225
Hi! I'm Andy.

326
00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,227
Thanks for being here today.

327
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,996
Well, let's cut to the chase.

328
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:36,264
I'm here to be your friend.

329
00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:37,133
How's that sound?

330
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,135
Oh, that sounds great, Andy.

331
00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:42,138
All right, that's great!

332
00:22:42,171 --> 00:22:43,539
Well, I am excited.

333
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,308
I am really excited.

334
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:49,244
I mean, I gotta be
honest with you here,

335
00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,180
I have been waiting
for this moment

336
00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:53,750
for what feels like forever.

337
00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:57,319
And, gosh, I am just so pleased

338
00:22:57,352 --> 00:23:00,456
that you decided to take
this journey with me.

339
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,357
We're gonna get to
know each other.

340
00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,994
We're gonna talk about
whatever you want.

341
00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:06,796
But more than anything,

342
00:23:06,829 --> 00:23:09,198
we're gonna have some fun.

343
00:23:09,232 --> 00:23:13,035
And hopefully, it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.

344
00:23:13,069 --> 00:23:14,670
What do you say?

345
00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,639
Sounds fucking weird, Andy.

346
00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:18,174
Now, now, listen.

347
00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:19,408
I know what you're thinking.

348
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:20,843
I know.

349
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,846
And hey, this is a
little weird for me too

350
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,313
'cause I've never
done this either.

351
00:23:25,347 --> 00:23:27,282
So it's totally new for me.

352
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:28,751
It's new for both of us.

353
00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:33,422
But I guess that just means
we're in this together, right?

354
00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:36,125
You've got my back
and I've got yours.

355
00:23:36,159 --> 00:23:37,292
All right!

356
00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:39,829
So, let's just dive right in.

357
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,964
Oh, where to start?

358
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:43,800
I know!

359
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,067
What is your name?

360
00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:46,736
Fuck you. That's my name.

361
00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,905
Oh. Yes!

362
00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:51,040
You know, your face
totally says that.

363
00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:52,542
I can totally see it.

364
00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:55,411
Well, it's really
nice to meet you.

365
00:23:55,444 --> 00:23:57,113
Where are you from?

366
00:23:57,146 --> 00:23:59,314
I was born in Lakewood

367
00:23:59,347 --> 00:24:01,951
but I live in Denver with Mom.

368
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,453
Oh, what a beautiful area.

369
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,222
You know, I have a
friend from there.

370
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,024
Yeah, it really is great.

371
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,427
Hey, can I take a
look at your place?

372
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,462
Uh, sure.
Cool.

373
00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:17,934
Whoa.

374
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:21,604
Whoa!

375
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:24,372
Nice digs.

376
00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:26,609
Did you decorate
everything yourself?

377
00:24:26,642 --> 00:24:28,778
Most of this stuff's my mom's.

378
00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:30,345
I think it looks great.

379
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,817
You, you have got
good taste, pal.

380
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,156
Okay, so let me tell you

381
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,490
a little bit about myself.

382
00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:44,193
I'm from Davenport.

383
00:24:46,562 --> 00:24:48,664
I'm unemployed at the moment

384
00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:49,498
but it's fine though.

385
00:24:49,532 --> 00:24:50,566
I have got lots of ideas

386
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,001
on where to go from here.

387
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,569
Do you work?

388
00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:55,404
I have to stay at home

389
00:24:55,438 --> 00:24:57,740
and take care of my mom.

390
00:24:57,773 --> 00:25:02,245
But we do just fine on
her social security.

391
00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,212
I hear you, man.

392
00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:04,981
I hear you.

393
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,618
Did you know I lived at
home most of my life?

394
00:25:08,651 --> 00:25:10,019
Yeah, it was tough.

395
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,221
Especially when you
have parents like mine.

396
00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:15,791
Like, you know the type, right?

397
00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:18,160
Overbearing and demanding,

398
00:25:18,194 --> 00:25:19,762
nothing's ever good enough.

399
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:22,098
My mom...

400
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,602
I love her but she was a
battle ax, I'll tell you.

401
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:30,072
She used to spank me so hard.

402
00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:33,976
One time she spanked me so hard

403
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,645
I threw up on the carpet.

404
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,982
And it was unbelievable what
they got away with back then.

405
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,884
Amen, brother.

406
00:25:41,918 --> 00:25:43,085
It's a wonder I didn't turn out

407
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,187
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac.

408
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:47,924
Anyway, listen.

409
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:50,760
I am just totally
rambling on over here.

410
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,496
What were your parents like?

411
00:25:55,399 --> 00:25:59,669
Well my Dad, Frank, was
a jazz musician actually.

412
00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:01,704
They used to call him FDR.

413
00:26:01,737 --> 00:26:04,907
He was on Carson once.

414
00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:08,978
He was on the road a lot.

415
00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:11,381
So mostly it was
just me and my mom.

416
00:26:12,382 --> 00:26:13,849
And she had-

417
00:26:13,883 --> 00:26:14,717
No kidding?

418
00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,553
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?

419
00:26:19,088 --> 00:26:21,290
It sounds like you got
one of the good ones.

420
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:53,483
Shut up.

421
00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:01,491
Right now live and in the midst

422
00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:03,359
with your favorite DJ.

423
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:05,995
Good afternoon.

424
00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:28,918
Hi David.

425
00:28:28,951 --> 00:28:31,053
This is Diane from
Video Rendezvous.

426
00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:32,755
I'm calling with good news.

427
00:28:32,788 --> 00:28:33,789
Our dating specialists

428
00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:35,658
have been hard at
work for you here

429
00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:38,094
and have come up
with a perfect match.

430
00:28:38,127 --> 00:28:39,128
Her name is Lisa

431
00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:41,063
and I think you'll
really like her.

432
00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:43,467
She saw your video and
said you were quote,

433
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,967
"Adorable."

434
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,169
So, if you wanna come
down to the studio

435
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,938
and get your information
packet, her tape,

436
00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,140
and then we can go from there.

437
00:28:51,173 --> 00:28:52,341
Call me back soon.

438
00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:53,209
Bye!

439
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,347
Hey Mom, I gotta
run a quick errand.

440
00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,082
Will you be okay here for a bit?

441
00:29:00,983 --> 00:29:03,352
Pick me up some
fresh hand towels.

442
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,590
Frank threw all
the good ones away.

443
00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:13,497
Well hi, David.

444
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,030
Great to see you again so soon.

445
00:29:15,064 --> 00:29:17,066
I should say the same about you.

446
00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:18,901
Well, here is the tape

447
00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:21,070
and the write up on Lisa.

448
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:22,138
Very exciting.

449
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:24,840
I think you two will
match up wonderfully.

450
00:29:24,874 --> 00:29:27,544
Thank you so much for this.

451
00:29:27,577 --> 00:29:28,878
I can't wait to meet her.

452
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:29,979
It's my pleasure, David.

453
00:29:30,012 --> 00:29:33,015
It's what I do.

454
00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:36,085
Um.

455
00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:36,986
Oh, right.

456
00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:39,655
Uh-oh.

457
00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:42,091
Oh no.

458
00:29:42,124 --> 00:29:44,427
I was in such a rush
to get over here

459
00:29:44,461 --> 00:29:45,995
I must've left my wallet.

460
00:29:46,028 --> 00:29:47,062
Oh no.

461
00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,364
That's so unfortunate.

462
00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:50,666
I'll run home and get my card

463
00:29:50,699 --> 00:29:52,168
and I'll be right back.

464
00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:53,102
Uh-uh-uh.

465
00:29:54,404 --> 00:29:55,539
Oh, right.

466
00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:58,908
I'll be right back, I promise.

467
00:29:58,941 --> 00:29:59,775
I promise.

468
00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:16,358
Isn't he?

469
00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:17,627
It's the hair, I think.

470
00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,129
Okay, have a great time.

471
00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:21,730
Bye.

472
00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:24,066
Hi, David.

473
00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:25,201
What's wrong?

474
00:30:25,234 --> 00:30:26,603
That was Lisa.

475
00:30:27,770 --> 00:30:29,805
She just matched
with someone else.

476
00:30:33,476 --> 00:30:34,377
I'm sorry, David.

477
00:30:34,411 --> 00:30:36,712
These things move
quick sometimes.

478
00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,454
Well, can I at least see

479
00:30:44,487 --> 00:30:45,689
what I'm missing out on?

480
00:30:57,766 --> 00:30:58,602
Uh-uh.

481
00:31:08,043 --> 00:31:10,447
Great. So there's
your card back.

482
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,015
And I'll just need your
signature right there.

483
00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:16,785
You know, in case you're
ever famous someday.

484
00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:52,354
Hi.

485
00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:53,355
I'm Lisa.

486
00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:57,627
Oh man, this is so strange.

487
00:31:57,661 --> 00:31:59,061
I've never done this before.

488
00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:02,465
Well, I'm from Denver.

489
00:32:02,499 --> 00:32:06,569
I really enjoy arts
and crafts, reading.

490
00:32:06,603 --> 00:32:07,836
I read a lot of books.

491
00:32:09,071 --> 00:32:10,640
And I listen to jazz music.

492
00:32:10,674 --> 00:32:11,608
That's my favorite.

493
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:15,144
Oh, I should mention
that I'm a caregiver.

494
00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:18,047
I went to nursing
school in college

495
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,016
and now I work part
time as a hospice nurse.

496
00:32:22,385 --> 00:32:23,886
On the weekends I
like to volunteer

497
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:25,888
at my local nursing home.

498
00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:27,823
I found that I really
enjoy spending time

499
00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:29,392
with the people there.

500
00:32:29,426 --> 00:32:30,359
They get very lonely

501
00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:31,994
and they don't have
many people left

502
00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:32,895
to come and see them.

503
00:32:32,928 --> 00:32:35,465
So, it's a good
feeling to give them

504
00:32:35,498 --> 00:32:36,965
the friendship and companionship

505
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:37,966
that they deserve.

506
00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:41,504
These people are so interesting.

507
00:32:41,538 --> 00:32:43,138
They have histories
and backgrounds

508
00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:45,608
that are so layered and textured

509
00:32:45,642 --> 00:32:48,611
and it's just wonderful to
explore that together with them.

510
00:32:50,447 --> 00:32:51,246
Oh gosh, sorry.

511
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,981
I'm rambling on.

512
00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,183
It's so weird with
all the lights

513
00:32:54,216 --> 00:32:55,518
and camera and everything.

514
00:32:56,486 --> 00:32:58,887
Well, anyway, whoever
you are out there,

515
00:32:58,921 --> 00:33:00,122
I hope to meet you soon.

516
00:33:15,304 --> 00:33:16,338
Sure you wanna quit?

517
00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:18,040
Now Bruce, what do you mean?

518
00:33:18,073 --> 00:33:19,341
Well, I mean if there's
any doubt about it

519
00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:21,411
or if there's anything that...

520
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,513
No, this is your
chance to have a home

521
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:25,648
and to be, like you
said, a human being

522
00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,117
and I'm gonna make
you take that chance.

523
00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:28,951
Certainly.

524
00:33:28,984 --> 00:33:30,453
Why, I wouldn't let her stay.

525
00:33:31,521 --> 00:33:32,354
Open, Mom.

526
00:33:33,922 --> 00:33:35,458
Mom, open.

527
00:33:35,492 --> 00:33:37,427
Yeah, all she ever
wanted was a home.

528
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,328
Well, I'll certainly
try to give her one.

529
00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:40,730
I know you will, Bruce.

530
00:33:40,764 --> 00:33:42,030
Where are you gonna live?
Albany.

531
00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,899
Albany, huh? You got a
family up there then?

532
00:33:43,932 --> 00:33:45,435
No, just my mother.

533
00:33:45,468 --> 00:33:46,636
Just your mother, huh?

534
00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:47,936
Oh, you're gonna live
with your mother?

535
00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:50,172
Well, just for the first year.

536
00:33:50,205 --> 00:33:51,373
Oh, well that will be nice.

537
00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:52,675
Yes, yes.

538
00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:54,042
A home with mother.

539
00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:54,910
In Albany too.

540
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,368
I hear you, man.

541
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:20,703
I hear you.

542
00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:24,741
Did you know I lived at
home most of my life?

543
00:34:24,774 --> 00:34:26,275
Yeah, it was tough.

544
00:34:26,308 --> 00:34:28,645
And especially when you
have parents like mine.

545
00:34:29,846 --> 00:34:31,548
Like you know the type, right?

546
00:34:31,581 --> 00:34:33,949
Overbearing and demanding,

547
00:34:33,982 --> 00:34:35,585
nothing's ever good enough.

548
00:34:36,753 --> 00:34:37,887
My mom...

549
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,190
I love her, but she was
a battle ax, I tell you.

550
00:34:42,425 --> 00:34:44,661
She used to spank me so hard.

551
00:34:46,228 --> 00:34:47,831
One time she spanked me so hard

552
00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:50,332
I threw up on the carpet.

553
00:34:51,568 --> 00:34:54,504
And it was unbelievable what
they got away with back then.

554
00:34:54,537 --> 00:34:55,472
Amen, brother.

555
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:57,740
It's a wonder I didn't turn out

556
00:34:57,774 --> 00:35:00,275
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac.

557
00:35:01,678 --> 00:35:02,612
Anyway, listen.

558
00:35:02,645 --> 00:35:05,415
I am just totally
rambling on over here.

559
00:35:06,749 --> 00:35:09,151
What were your parents like?

560
00:35:09,184 --> 00:35:11,286
My dad was a jazz musician.

561
00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:14,424
He died 10 years ago

562
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:16,258
and I've been taking
care of my mom

563
00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,727
with dementia ever since.

564
00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:19,596
No kidding?

565
00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:24,233
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?

566
00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:27,102
But it sounds like you
got one of the good ones.

567
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,439
You're luckier than
the rest of us.

568
00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:32,274
Well, I mean, she
was a lot better

569
00:35:32,307 --> 00:35:34,444
before her mind went.
Yeah. Yeah.

570
00:35:34,477 --> 00:35:36,713
But she's always been
pretty hard on me.

571
00:35:36,746 --> 00:35:38,381
Tell me more about that.

572
00:35:39,616 --> 00:35:42,452
I mean, sometimes
it was the switch.

573
00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:45,053
Sometimes it was a belt.

574
00:35:46,723 --> 00:35:48,958
But mostly it was
just with words.

575
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:52,896
Mm-hmm.

576
00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,134
I'm sorry about that.

577
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,103
Anyway, you were saying.

578
00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:02,472
Uh.

579
00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:13,449
I'm so sorry about that.

580
00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:14,283
Don't worry. It's fine.

581
00:36:14,316 --> 00:36:15,785
They can try later.

582
00:36:15,818 --> 00:36:18,186
I wonder why they
keep interrupting us?

583
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,187
But please, please.

584
00:36:21,024 --> 00:36:22,759
One time I got in trouble

585
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:25,828
for breaking a fresh
carton of eggs.

586
00:36:26,996 --> 00:36:29,097
Mom hit me so hard
with a yardstick

587
00:36:29,131 --> 00:36:32,802
that it snapped in
half, broke the skin.

588
00:36:32,835 --> 00:36:34,369
Oh, wow.

589
00:36:36,406 --> 00:36:38,140
That sounds like
a tough time, pal.

590
00:36:39,107 --> 00:36:40,977
I'm sorry to hear about that.

591
00:36:41,010 --> 00:36:41,844
Thanks.

592
00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:45,415
Hey, now I don't know about you

593
00:36:45,448 --> 00:36:47,182
but this is really
bumming me out.

594
00:36:47,215 --> 00:36:50,653
So, how about we talk
about something fun?

595
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:54,624
Okay, do you have a girlfriend?

596
00:36:55,992 --> 00:36:56,826
Oh.

597
00:36:57,927 --> 00:36:59,328
Oh.

598
00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,129
Ah, shoot. I'm sorry, man.

599
00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:02,732
I shouldn't have brought it up.

600
00:37:02,765 --> 00:37:03,600
No, no.

601
00:37:04,901 --> 00:37:06,469
I just, I've been doing this

602
00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:11,474
video dating service
for like six months

603
00:37:11,841 --> 00:37:13,910
and I finally got a match today

604
00:37:15,912 --> 00:37:17,046
but I fucked it up.

605
00:37:19,048 --> 00:37:20,817
You know, I can relate to that.

606
00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:22,184
I really can.

607
00:37:24,754 --> 00:37:28,658
Okay, so one time I had a
blind date all lined up.

608
00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:30,693
It was for my senior prom.

609
00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:33,128
So, my buddy and I are going

610
00:37:33,161 --> 00:37:35,230
to pick them up at
a friend's house.

611
00:37:36,065 --> 00:37:37,667
You know what happened?

612
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,169
The girl tells me she's sick

613
00:37:41,203 --> 00:37:43,039
and she has to skip the dance.

614
00:37:44,407 --> 00:37:45,541
So I had to go by myself.

615
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:46,442
But it's fine.

616
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:49,177
Like, I don't mind being lonely.

617
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:51,114
I mean, it's not like I'm gonna

618
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,982
be alone forever or
something, right?

619
00:37:54,784 --> 00:37:56,284
So here I am.

620
00:37:56,318 --> 00:38:01,323
I'm at this stupid prom
alone, standing in the back

621
00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:07,930
and who do I see dancing
with Curtis Millegan?

622
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,400
Who?

623
00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:12,802
My date!

624
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:13,636
Ugh!

625
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,104
That lying hag!

626
00:38:15,138 --> 00:38:17,205
It was unbelievable.

627
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,474
Do you know what I did next?

628
00:38:18,508 --> 00:38:19,307
What?

629
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:21,309
Good guess, but no.

630
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:25,715
I blew my fucking top at her.

631
00:38:25,748 --> 00:38:29,251
Like in front of everyone.

632
00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:31,521
I was yelling so loud

633
00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:33,589
they had to stop the music

634
00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,291
and bring in the chaperones.

635
00:38:36,324 --> 00:38:37,259
Whoa.

636
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,929
My buddy had to come
over and calm me down

637
00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:41,731
before I started hitting people.

638
00:38:42,598 --> 00:38:44,100
It was unreal.

639
00:38:45,535 --> 00:38:47,235
But my friend said
something to me that night

640
00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:48,671
that I'll never forget.

641
00:38:49,806 --> 00:38:53,776
He said, "Andy, my man,
you didn't miss out

642
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:55,343
on a date with her.

643
00:38:55,378 --> 00:38:58,114
She missed out on
a date with you.

644
00:38:58,147 --> 00:38:59,916
So forget about her.

645
00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:03,386
You are entitled to
the things you want."

646
00:39:04,654 --> 00:39:05,988
He straightened my collar,

647
00:39:06,022 --> 00:39:07,857
he patted me on the shoulder,

648
00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:09,058
and we ended up having

649
00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:12,962
one of the most fun nights
of our lives together.

650
00:39:12,995 --> 00:39:15,698
Dancing and drinking,
just going crazy.

651
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,767
Oh man, it was great.

652
00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:22,405
Besides, I got what I
wanted from her eventually.

653
00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:24,107
So everything worked out.

654
00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,877
Anyway, after that night

655
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,046
I'm always reminded of my friend

656
00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:31,581
and how he was there for me

657
00:39:31,614 --> 00:39:32,849
when I was down and out.

658
00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:36,318
That's what friends are for.

659
00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:38,921
To be there for each other

660
00:39:38,955 --> 00:39:40,590
when all the chips are down.

661
00:39:42,058 --> 00:39:43,893
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.

662
00:39:45,228 --> 00:39:46,596
It reminds me of a saying.

663
00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:50,833
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength

664
00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:54,637
until you come face to face
with your greatest weakness.

665
00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,339
So forget that girl.

666
00:39:58,373 --> 00:39:59,575
We don't need her.

667
00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:01,511
We have each other.

668
00:40:01,544 --> 00:40:03,913
Now let's have a good time.

669
00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,481
How about a drink?

670
00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:06,549
All right.

671
00:40:14,524 --> 00:40:16,358
To friendship.

672
00:40:16,392 --> 00:40:17,193
To friendship.

673
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,244
Hi! I'm Andy.

674
00:40:35,278 --> 00:40:36,779
Thanks for being here today.

675
00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,414
Well, let's cut to the chase.

676
00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:40,516
I'm here to be your friend.

677
00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:41,784
How's that sound?

678
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,554
Sounds wonderful, Andy.

679
00:40:44,587 --> 00:40:48,090
So, um, what's your name?

680
00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:49,592
Nice to meet you, Andy.

681
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,093
I'm David.

682
00:40:51,127 --> 00:40:52,428
Yeah.

683
00:40:52,461 --> 00:40:55,898
You know, your face,
your face just says that.

684
00:40:55,932 --> 00:40:57,233
Whoa.

685
00:40:57,266 --> 00:41:00,303
Hey, nice digs.

686
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,138
Did you decorate
everything yourself?

687
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,640
I hear you, man.

688
00:41:04,674 --> 00:41:06,108
I hear you.

689
00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:08,377
And especially when you
have parents like mine.

690
00:41:08,411 --> 00:41:11,013
You know this type.

691
00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:13,583
Overbearing, demanding.

692
00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:15,885
Nothing's ever good enough.

693
00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,787
Well, what next?

694
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:19,455
Well, what do you say to a game?

695
00:41:19,488 --> 00:41:20,923
Yeah.

696
00:41:20,957 --> 00:41:22,625
Um, how about-

697
00:41:24,327 --> 00:41:26,128
Go Fish.
How about Go Fish?

698
00:41:26,162 --> 00:41:28,097
This'll be fun, I promise.

699
00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,332
I've got just the thing.

700
00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:31,467
I'll tell you my best joke.

701
00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,104
Stop me if you heard this one.

702
00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:38,507
An old man goes to the
doctor for some tests.

703
00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,343
Do you have any fours?

704
00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,512
No, go fish.

705
00:41:43,546 --> 00:41:45,414
All right!

706
00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,216
All right, one's
better than nothing.

707
00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:49,485
Okay, your turn.

708
00:41:49,518 --> 00:41:51,120
He gets the results.

709
00:41:51,153 --> 00:41:53,623
The doctor tells him
that he has bad news.

710
00:41:53,656 --> 00:41:55,324
Do you have any fives?

711
00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,160
No. Sorry.

712
00:41:58,194 --> 00:41:59,262
Go fish.

713
00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:02,598
The old man says, "Just give
it to me straight, Doc."

714
00:42:02,632 --> 00:42:04,200
Two sevens!

715
00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:05,034
All right!

716
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:07,270
It must be my lucky day.

717
00:42:07,303 --> 00:42:12,041
The doctor says,
"Well, you have cancer

718
00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:14,076
and you have Alzheimer's."

719
00:42:14,110 --> 00:42:17,914
The old man says, "I
guess it could be worse.

720
00:42:17,947 --> 00:42:19,315
I could have cancer."

721
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,054
Hold on.

722
00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:25,888
Hold on. Hold on.

723
00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:27,890
We are having way too much fun.

724
00:42:31,627 --> 00:42:32,595
Sorry about that.

725
00:42:32,628 --> 00:42:34,497
I have to commemorate
it with a photo.

726
00:42:34,530 --> 00:42:36,065
To friendship.

727
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:37,199
To friendship.

728
00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:39,568
Nothing like a little friendly
competition, right pal?

729
00:42:39,602 --> 00:42:40,569
That's right, pal.

730
00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,138
To friendship.

731
00:42:42,171 --> 00:42:43,005
To friendship.

732
00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:45,841
You ready?

733
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:46,709
To friendship.

734
00:42:47,843 --> 00:42:48,811
To friendship.

735
00:42:48,844 --> 00:42:49,979
Wow!

736
00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:54,183
Ugh, I can't wait to
see how it turns out.

737
00:42:54,216 --> 00:42:55,217
I don't believe you!

738
00:42:55,251 --> 00:42:56,285
I don't believe you!

739
00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:57,286
I don't believe you!

740
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,422
I don't believe you!

741
00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,790
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises

742
00:43:00,823 --> 00:43:02,024
but, boy, that one,

743
00:43:02,058 --> 00:43:04,493
that really really
took me by surprise.

744
00:43:04,527 --> 00:43:05,761
I'll tell you what,

745
00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:07,431
I bet you're full of surprises.

746
00:43:07,463 --> 00:43:09,131
Hi! I'm Andy.

747
00:43:09,165 --> 00:43:10,299
I'll tell you what.

748
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,634
Thanks for being here today.

749
00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:14,470
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?

750
00:43:14,503 --> 00:43:15,972
Let's cut to the chase.

751
00:43:16,005 --> 00:43:18,107
I'm here to be your friend.

752
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,443
How's that sound?

753
00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:22,845
To friendship.

754
00:43:22,878 --> 00:43:25,514
Nothing like a little friendly
competition, right pal?

755
00:43:25,548 --> 00:43:27,683
Overbearing, demanding,

756
00:43:27,717 --> 00:43:29,419
nothing's ever good enough.

757
00:43:29,453 --> 00:43:30,454
To friendship.

758
00:43:30,486 --> 00:43:31,287
To friendship.

759
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,888
All right!
Yeah!

760
00:43:34,890 --> 00:43:35,958
Hold on.

761
00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:36,792
Hold on. Hold on.

762
00:43:36,826 --> 00:43:38,894
We are having way too much fun.

763
00:43:38,928 --> 00:43:41,030
I have to commemorate
it with a photo.

764
00:43:41,063 --> 00:43:42,898
I'm always reminded of my friend

765
00:43:42,932 --> 00:43:44,233
and how he was there for me

766
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:45,901
when I was down and out.

767
00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:48,070
Okay, ready?

768
00:43:50,373 --> 00:43:51,774
That's what friends are for.

769
00:43:54,143 --> 00:43:56,746
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.

770
00:43:56,779 --> 00:43:58,848
To be there for each other.

771
00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:02,952
When all the chips are down.

772
00:44:02,985 --> 00:44:04,388
Sorry about that.

773
00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:05,554
It's no wonder I didn't turn out

774
00:44:05,588 --> 00:44:07,391
some disturbed maniac.

775
00:44:07,424 --> 00:44:09,291
I wonder why they
keep interrupting us.

776
00:44:09,325 --> 00:44:11,293
That's why I'm
here for you, pal.

777
00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:15,064
Okay, ready?

778
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,702
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.

779
00:44:28,878 --> 00:44:29,979
This is great.

780
00:44:31,381 --> 00:44:32,548
Well, I've got an idea.

781
00:44:33,682 --> 00:44:36,152
How about you tell me

782
00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:38,921
the most embarrassing
story from your childhood?

783
00:44:38,954 --> 00:44:40,222
No, you don't wanna hear that.

784
00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:41,057
It's awful.

785
00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:42,426
Yes I do!

786
00:44:42,459 --> 00:44:43,559
Come on. Just tell me.

787
00:44:43,592 --> 00:44:44,394
No.
Please?

788
00:44:44,428 --> 00:44:46,128
No.

789
00:44:46,162 --> 00:44:48,631
No, thank you.
Please?

790
00:44:48,664 --> 00:44:49,899
Okay. Okay.

791
00:44:54,336 --> 00:44:55,237
It was sixth grade

792
00:44:56,372 --> 00:45:00,309
and there was this
girl I had a crush on.

793
00:45:02,578 --> 00:45:03,413
Jackie.

794
00:45:04,548 --> 00:45:05,881
She was so beautiful.

795
00:45:08,385 --> 00:45:13,355
Anyway, one day I decided
to write her a love note.

796
00:45:16,393 --> 00:45:17,793
I passed it to her in class.

797
00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:21,964
I guess she liked it

798
00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:25,134
because after she read it,

799
00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:28,505
she looked up at me and smiled.

800
00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:35,644
But a couple other kids
must've saw the exchange

801
00:45:35,678 --> 00:45:40,683
because they started
writing her notes too.

802
00:45:43,185 --> 00:45:46,155
I wanna kiss you all over.

803
00:45:47,056 --> 00:45:49,559
I wanna have sex with you.

804
00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:51,595
Let's make babies together.

805
00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:57,601
And they would sign
my name on the notes

806
00:45:57,633 --> 00:46:01,103
and then they'd slip
them into her cubby

807
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:03,873
and into her lunchbox
and her homework.

808
00:46:06,675 --> 00:46:08,944
Then the notes got worse.

809
00:46:11,881 --> 00:46:14,183
I sneak into your room at night.

810
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:20,390
I wanna sniff your panties.

811
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:27,029
A teacher found one of the notes

812
00:46:29,064 --> 00:46:30,099
and I got in trouble.

813
00:46:33,202 --> 00:46:36,038
Jackie knew it wasn't me

814
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,644
but she never spoke up about it.

815
00:46:43,712 --> 00:46:46,348
I got suspended for three days

816
00:46:46,383 --> 00:46:48,284
for inappropriate behavior.

817
00:46:50,152 --> 00:46:52,656
Mom wasn't too happy
about that one.

818
00:46:54,957 --> 00:46:58,595
I never even looked
at Jackie after that.

819
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:06,436
Actually, I never
really talked to anyone

820
00:47:07,604 --> 00:47:08,605
after that happened.

821
00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:12,208
Wow.

822
00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:14,143
Pal.

823
00:47:16,446 --> 00:47:18,381
That's not embarrassing.

824
00:47:18,415 --> 00:47:19,748
It's not?

825
00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:22,151
No, it's fucking sad!

826
00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,122
All right now.

827
00:47:27,156 --> 00:47:27,957
All right, all right.

828
00:47:27,990 --> 00:47:29,992
I'm just giving you a hard time.

829
00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:31,661
Come on, friends do that.

830
00:47:32,629 --> 00:47:33,597
Come on.

831
00:47:33,630 --> 00:47:35,364
Come on. I was only joking.

832
00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:37,032
You're a dick sometimes.

833
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:38,901
Wow.

834
00:47:39,935 --> 00:47:41,605
I don't believe you.

835
00:47:43,506 --> 00:47:46,208
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises.

836
00:47:46,242 --> 00:47:48,177
But, boy, I mean that one,

837
00:47:49,144 --> 00:47:52,382
that really really
took me by surprise.

838
00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:54,850
I'll tell you what.

839
00:47:55,884 --> 00:47:59,456
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?

840
00:48:01,491 --> 00:48:06,496
But anyway, your story isn't
nearly as embarrassing as mine.

841
00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:10,299
I doubt it but go ahead.

842
00:48:10,332 --> 00:48:11,133
All right.

843
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:12,101
All right.

844
00:48:13,436 --> 00:48:18,173
So, take yourself back to 1976.

845
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:23,979
That's my freshman
year of college.

846
00:48:25,147 --> 00:48:28,050
I had a great dorm
room situation.

847
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:30,587
My roommate and I
had our own rooms

848
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:33,922
separated by a
bathroom in the middle.

849
00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,792
You know the kind with a
door at either end, right?

850
00:48:36,825 --> 00:48:41,830
Well, this meant we could
be loud in our rooms

851
00:48:43,165 --> 00:48:44,534
without disturbing each other.

852
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,536
What, you mean like loud music?

853
00:48:47,903 --> 00:48:49,539
Not loud music, silly.

854
00:48:49,572 --> 00:48:51,206
Loud sex.

855
00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:55,578
We could pretty much be
as loud as we wanted.

856
00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:02,419
Well, fast forward
to when I met Pamela.

857
00:49:08,123 --> 00:49:09,358
Pamela.

858
00:49:09,392 --> 00:49:10,225
Pamela.

859
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:14,196
Oh boy, was she something.

860
00:49:15,432 --> 00:49:18,802
She had a great ass.

861
00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,002
Yeah.

862
00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:21,705
Great tits.

863
00:49:22,739 --> 00:49:26,576
These big perfect lips.

864
00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:31,781
Well, we are in
my room one night

865
00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:36,720
and things are getting
pretty hot and heavy.

866
00:49:38,788 --> 00:49:43,793
So, there I am on
the edge of the bed.

867
00:49:45,395 --> 00:49:47,162
Pamela is straddling me.

868
00:49:49,198 --> 00:49:51,333
She's wearing black stockings

869
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:55,270
and only black stockings.

870
00:49:58,307 --> 00:50:02,211
She slides me inside her.

871
00:50:06,549 --> 00:50:08,752
She starts slow at first.

872
00:50:10,919 --> 00:50:14,089
Starts moving up and
down on top of me.

873
00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:19,462
Her huge tits are
right in my face.

874
00:50:22,465 --> 00:50:24,601
I'm sure you can imagine.

875
00:50:24,634 --> 00:50:26,135
It was so hot.

876
00:50:27,604 --> 00:50:28,971
Yeah.

877
00:50:29,004 --> 00:50:30,573
She starts to go faster.

878
00:50:32,374 --> 00:50:35,612
Just bouncing up and
down on top of me.

879
00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:40,215
She kept asking, "Do
you like fucking me?"

880
00:50:41,384 --> 00:50:43,853
She is getting
louder and louder.

881
00:50:43,887 --> 00:50:45,722
"Fuck me, baby!

882
00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:47,490
Fuck me, baby!

883
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,325
Fuck me, David!

884
00:50:50,359 --> 00:50:52,529
Fuck me, David!"

885
00:50:52,562 --> 00:50:55,899
And then suddenly,
out of nowhere, boom!

886
00:50:58,768 --> 00:50:59,569
Frank!

887
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,872
Busted!
Mom, what are you doing?

888
00:51:02,906 --> 00:51:04,973
You were masturbating!

889
00:51:05,007 --> 00:51:06,576
Mom, you're supposed to knock!

890
00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:07,410
You should be

891
00:51:07,444 --> 00:51:08,545
ashamed of yourself!
Jerking off!

892
00:51:08,578 --> 00:51:10,647
Is that how you honor your wife?

893
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,649
By indulging in self-pollution?

894
00:51:12,682 --> 00:51:14,851
I'm not-
You're disgusting, Frank!

895
00:51:14,884 --> 00:51:15,819
I'm David.

896
00:51:15,852 --> 00:51:17,720
You should be ashamed
of yourself, Frank.

897
00:51:17,754 --> 00:51:19,889
My name is David.

898
00:51:19,923 --> 00:51:22,859
That's why they call
you Filthy Frank!

899
00:51:22,892 --> 00:51:24,427
Frank is dead!

900
00:51:25,662 --> 00:51:27,996
Do you fucking hear me?

901
00:51:28,832 --> 00:51:33,268
He has been dead
for a long time!

902
00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:34,904
He killed himself!

903
00:51:34,938 --> 00:51:38,508
Don't you fucking
remember, stupid!

904
00:51:39,609 --> 00:51:41,744
He killed himself!

905
00:51:41,778 --> 00:51:45,849
My name is David!

906
00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:47,851
I'm your son

907
00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:51,955
and I'm all you have left.

908
00:51:51,987 --> 00:51:55,425
That was so fucked up.

909
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,559
Frank is dead?

910
00:51:58,193 --> 00:51:59,027
Yes!

911
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:04,834
Frank.

912
00:52:06,134 --> 00:52:06,936
Frank.

913
00:52:06,970 --> 00:52:08,972
No, no, no, no.
Frank.

914
00:52:09,004 --> 00:52:10,305
No no no no no, Mom.

915
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:11,641
No no no, Mom.

916
00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:12,842
It's okay. It's okay.

917
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,243
It's okay.

918
00:52:14,276 --> 00:52:15,678
It's okay.

919
00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:16,713
It's okay.

920
00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:17,714
It's okay.

921
00:52:17,747 --> 00:52:18,581
Shh.

922
00:52:19,849 --> 00:52:20,683
Shh.

923
00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:25,220
How could you
leave me like this?

924
00:52:25,254 --> 00:52:27,824
You promised you'd get help.

925
00:52:28,992 --> 00:52:30,560
He didn't leave.

926
00:52:30,593 --> 00:52:31,661
Frank's here.

927
00:52:31,694 --> 00:52:33,161
He's right here.

928
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:34,898
He's always right here with us.

929
00:52:34,931 --> 00:52:35,765
Gay!

930
00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:43,305
He's fine.

931
00:52:43,338 --> 00:52:46,709
Frank, Frank's coming
back real soon.

932
00:52:46,743 --> 00:52:51,714
He's recording at
the studio today.

933
00:52:52,982 --> 00:52:56,118
Yeah, his new album
comes out in the spring

934
00:52:56,151 --> 00:52:59,087
and he's just got a
lot of work to do.

935
00:52:59,121 --> 00:53:00,723
Oh.

936
00:53:00,757 --> 00:53:01,925
I must have forgot.

937
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:02,792
Yeah.

938
00:53:04,961 --> 00:53:05,962
It's his big debut.

939
00:53:08,464 --> 00:53:12,535
Everyone will finally
get to hear his music.

940
00:53:20,342 --> 00:53:21,310
David?

941
00:53:21,343 --> 00:53:23,513
Yes.

942
00:53:23,546 --> 00:53:24,614
It's me.

943
00:53:24,647 --> 00:53:26,449
I'm right here, Mom.

944
00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:28,918
I'll always be right here.

945
00:53:32,055 --> 00:53:32,922
David.
Yes?

946
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:37,760
I soiled myself.

947
00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:46,228
This is David.

948
00:54:46,261 --> 00:54:47,430
Hi David.

949
00:54:47,463 --> 00:54:49,666
This is Diane from
Video Rendezvous.

950
00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:52,300
Oh, hi Diane.

951
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:53,770
It's late.

952
00:54:53,803 --> 00:54:54,737
I'm so sorry.

953
00:54:54,771 --> 00:54:55,705
I'm working late.

954
00:54:55,738 --> 00:54:57,407
I didn't realize
what time it was.

955
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,608
No, no.

956
00:54:58,641 --> 00:54:59,442
It's okay.

957
00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:01,144
What can I do for you?

958
00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:04,179
I wanted to let you know
that I heard from Lisa.

959
00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:07,249
You did?

960
00:55:07,282 --> 00:55:08,283
Get this.

961
00:55:08,316 --> 00:55:10,520
Turns out the person she
ended up matching with

962
00:55:10,553 --> 00:55:11,788
didn't work out.

963
00:55:11,821 --> 00:55:13,956
So I sent her your tape again.

964
00:55:14,857 --> 00:55:15,658
You did?

965
00:55:15,692 --> 00:55:17,860
Honestly, your
tape was terrible.

966
00:55:17,894 --> 00:55:20,496
But apparently the cameraman
had to do it twice?

967
00:55:21,464 --> 00:55:22,965
Yeah, that's right.

968
00:55:22,999 --> 00:55:23,966
Right.

969
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,635
So I just went back
and used the first try.

970
00:55:25,668 --> 00:55:27,170
Too long but much better.

971
00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:31,407
Anyway, she watched it and well,
she can't wait to meet you.

972
00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:33,710
Are you available
Thursday evening?

973
00:55:33,743 --> 00:55:35,678
Um, yeah.

974
00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:37,814
I think I can make that work.

975
00:55:37,847 --> 00:55:38,648
Wonderful.

976
00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:40,450
You know the Skate
Land in Aurora?

977
00:55:40,483 --> 00:55:42,485
Be there at 7:00.

978
00:55:42,518 --> 00:55:43,519
Thank you, Diane.

979
00:55:43,553 --> 00:55:45,121
Thank you so much.

980
00:55:45,154 --> 00:55:47,190
It's my pleasure, David.

981
00:55:47,222 --> 00:55:48,524
Let me know how it goes.

982
00:55:58,534 --> 00:55:59,334
Yes!

983
00:56:43,345 --> 00:56:44,480
David?

984
00:56:44,514 --> 00:56:45,313
Lisa.

985
00:56:45,347 --> 00:56:46,549
Hi.
Hi.

986
00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:47,383
Nice to meet you.

987
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,251
Yeah.

988
00:56:49,585 --> 00:56:50,553
Um, oh!

989
00:56:50,586 --> 00:56:51,554
This is for you.

990
00:56:51,587 --> 00:56:52,789
Oh, thank you!

991
00:56:53,656 --> 00:56:54,490
How sweet.

992
00:56:58,261 --> 00:56:59,729
Should we go inside or?

993
00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:01,063
Right.

994
00:57:01,097 --> 00:57:01,898
After you.

995
00:57:03,966 --> 00:57:05,034
Thank you.

996
00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:19,448
All right Skate Land.

997
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:31,394
I liked your tape.

998
00:57:31,427 --> 00:57:32,662
Oh God.

999
00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:34,230
It was so awful.

1000
00:57:34,263 --> 00:57:36,299
The camera guy
had me do it twice

1001
00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,667
because I was just rambling on.

1002
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,036
I didn't think
you were rambling.

1003
00:57:40,069 --> 00:57:42,438
You seemed nervous like
any other person would.

1004
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:44,440
It's a wonder people end up

1005
00:57:44,473 --> 00:57:46,341
meeting from those things.

1006
00:57:46,374 --> 00:57:50,179
It's so unnatural to be in
front of the camera like that.

1007
00:57:50,213 --> 00:57:51,314
Maybe.

1008
00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:52,882
But I like to think you get
a good sense of a person

1009
00:57:52,915 --> 00:57:54,617
when they're
vulnerable like that.

1010
00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:59,322
Well then you got a really
good sense of me then, huh?

1011
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:00,656
Yes.

1012
00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:01,524
Yes, I did.

1013
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:04,493
Shall we?

1014
00:58:04,527 --> 00:58:06,329
Okay.

1015
00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,197
Well I'd say you've heard
enough of me blabbering.

1016
00:58:08,231 --> 00:58:11,033
It's that special
time in the night.

1017
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,501
It's group skate time.

1018
00:58:12,535 --> 00:58:15,571
Why don't you grab the hand of
that special someone tonight

1019
00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:17,707
and lead them on out to the-

1020
00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:19,374
Oh my God!

1021
00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:23,946
"Well, you have
Alzheimer's and cancer."

1022
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:26,949
And the old man says
"Well, it could be worse.

1023
00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:28,317
I could have cancer."

1024
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,488
Oh, that's great.

1025
00:58:32,521 --> 00:58:33,923
Where did you hear that one?

1026
00:58:33,956 --> 00:58:35,157
Just a friend of mine.

1027
00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:44,200
Sorry.

1028
00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:45,434
Just habit.

1029
00:58:45,468 --> 00:58:47,670
I imagine it's from taking
care of your mother so well.

1030
00:58:47,703 --> 00:58:50,506
Well, she has good days

1031
00:58:50,539 --> 00:58:52,376
and she has bad days.

1032
00:58:52,408 --> 00:58:54,610
But the scales
seem to be tipping

1033
00:58:54,644 --> 00:58:55,945
to the bad days lately.

1034
00:58:56,812 --> 00:58:57,914
How old is she again?

1035
00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:58,748
73.

1036
00:58:58,781 --> 00:58:59,582
Wow.

1037
00:58:59,615 --> 00:59:01,217
Good for her.

1038
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,352
So, it's a full-time job then?

1039
00:59:03,387 --> 00:59:04,553
Yeah.

1040
00:59:04,587 --> 00:59:07,391
I basically have to stay with
her at home all the time.

1041
00:59:08,758 --> 00:59:11,627
But we get enough from
social security to manage.

1042
00:59:13,162 --> 00:59:15,064
And where is she tonight?

1043
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:16,599
The Senior Center.

1044
00:59:16,632 --> 00:59:18,000
It's basically daycare.

1045
00:59:19,302 --> 00:59:20,536
I have to take her there

1046
00:59:20,569 --> 00:59:21,804
anytime I'm gonna be gone

1047
00:59:21,837 --> 00:59:24,440
for longer than an hour or two.

1048
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,009
It makes it really hard
to get out and meet people

1049
00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:29,345
because I can't afford
to do it very often.

1050
00:59:30,212 --> 00:59:32,181
Well, it sounds like
you're doing your best

1051
00:59:32,214 --> 00:59:33,482
which is all that matters.

1052
00:59:34,450 --> 00:59:37,553
In my line of work I'm
constantly seeing much worse.

1053
00:59:37,586 --> 00:59:40,122
Abuse, malnutrition.

1054
00:59:40,156 --> 00:59:41,891
You'd be surprised how
many people get arrested

1055
00:59:41,924 --> 00:59:43,259
for neglecting a loved one.

1056
00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:46,095
I'm sure if things
were clear for her

1057
00:59:46,128 --> 00:59:48,230
she'd be very thankful
to have you around.

1058
00:59:49,465 --> 00:59:50,232
Thanks.

1059
00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:51,634
I mean, I hope so.

1060
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,736
I just hope she's happy.

1061
00:59:56,539 --> 00:59:58,174
I'm gonna need those tots back.

1062
01:00:05,348 --> 01:00:06,482
So how are you?

1063
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:07,683
I'm okay.

1064
01:00:07,717 --> 01:00:09,218
I'm just a little sore.

1065
01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:10,052
Oh, no.

1066
01:00:10,086 --> 01:00:13,656
I mean are you happy?

1067
01:00:13,689 --> 01:00:15,257
Oh.

1068
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:18,060
Well, it's not about me.

1069
01:00:18,094 --> 01:00:20,997
I mean, maybe someday
when she passes,

1070
01:00:21,030 --> 01:00:23,132
but until then she's
my responsibility.

1071
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,602
But you could still be happy.

1072
01:00:26,635 --> 01:00:27,703
Don't I seem happy?

1073
01:00:28,971 --> 01:00:30,673
It may sound selfish to some

1074
01:00:30,706 --> 01:00:33,142
but when someone has
to be a caregiver

1075
01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:36,812
their lives go on hold,
you know, everything stops.

1076
01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:38,047
And it's fine at first.

1077
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,782
They can handle it.

1078
01:00:39,815 --> 01:00:43,387
But after long enough,
things can change.

1079
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:44,754
On hold becomes the new normal

1080
01:00:44,787 --> 01:00:49,258
and it's common for that
to turn into resentment.

1081
01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,126
Resentment?

1082
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,128
I don't resent her.

1083
01:00:57,501 --> 01:00:58,768
Listen, David.

1084
01:00:58,801 --> 01:01:00,202
I am not saying that you do.

1085
01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:03,105
All I'm saying is
that everyone deserves

1086
01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:05,374
a little time away from
their responsibilities.

1087
01:01:05,409 --> 01:01:06,742
They deserve balance.

1088
01:01:06,776 --> 01:01:08,711
They deserve the
things that they want.

1089
01:01:09,612 --> 01:01:11,614
I'm sure she'd want
that for you, right?

1090
01:01:12,615 --> 01:01:14,950
I've never really thought
about it like that.

1091
01:01:16,185 --> 01:01:17,086
Balance?

1092
01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,923
Balance just seems
impossible at this point.

1093
01:01:23,427 --> 01:01:26,362
Well, maybe someone
will come around

1094
01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:27,930
that can help you out a little.

1095
01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:32,234
You just need to open
yourself up to it.

1096
01:02:46,409 --> 01:02:48,344
You wanna hang out
tomorrow night?

1097
01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:50,012
Absolutely.

1098
01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:50,880
I'd love to.

1099
01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:56,785
Oh, do you have a pen?

1100
01:02:56,819 --> 01:02:57,720
Um, yeah.

1101
01:03:01,558 --> 01:03:06,262
Thanks.

1102
01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:14,003
Okay, thanks.

1103
01:03:14,036 --> 01:03:14,837
All right.

1104
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:15,771
Bye.
Bye.

1105
01:03:22,011 --> 01:03:22,845
Boom!

1106
01:03:32,522 --> 01:03:34,023
Yes!

1107
01:03:34,056 --> 01:03:34,890
Yes!

1108
01:03:38,294 --> 01:03:39,462
Yes, yes, yes!

1109
01:03:41,063 --> 01:03:42,198
Yes!

1110
01:03:42,231 --> 01:03:43,065
Yes!

1111
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:45,468
Yes, yes, yes!

1112
01:03:48,405 --> 01:03:49,606
Yeah!

1113
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,008
Yeah!

1114
01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:53,876
Yes!

1115
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:55,711
Yeah!

1116
01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:57,581
Yes!

1117
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,500
Wow, Mom.

1118
01:04:19,569 --> 01:04:20,936
That's beautiful.

1119
01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:22,771
That's going right
up on the fridge.

1120
01:04:24,873 --> 01:04:25,709
Come on.

1121
01:04:27,943 --> 01:04:29,945
All right, through here.

1122
01:04:32,515 --> 01:04:34,417
Here we go. Here we go.

1123
01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:38,488
All right.

1124
01:04:39,522 --> 01:04:41,424
There's one foot.

1125
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,291
Two foot.

1126
01:04:43,693 --> 01:04:44,893
And upsie daisy.

1127
01:04:46,362 --> 01:04:47,597
I know, I know.

1128
01:04:48,732 --> 01:04:50,400
There you go, Mamma.

1129
01:05:05,649 --> 01:05:07,016
Aw.

1130
01:05:07,049 --> 01:05:08,817
You're leaving?

1131
01:05:08,851 --> 01:05:09,952
Okay.

1132
01:05:09,985 --> 01:05:12,821
Well, I guess all good
times must come to.

1133
01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:16,892
Come on, come on.

1134
01:05:22,499 --> 01:05:24,033
All the juicy details.

1135
01:05:29,506 --> 01:05:30,674
I have to know the story.

1136
01:05:30,707 --> 01:05:33,042
Give me all the juicy details.

1137
01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:40,816
Go on, go on.

1138
01:05:46,389 --> 01:05:47,724
You have to tell me the story.

1139
01:05:47,757 --> 01:05:51,226
I want all the juicy details.

1140
01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:56,265
Go on, go on.

1141
01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:57,933
You have to tell me the story.

1142
01:05:57,966 --> 01:06:00,369
I want all the juicy details.

1143
01:06:01,970 --> 01:06:03,038
Go on, go on.

1144
01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:08,578
You have to tell me the story.

1145
01:06:08,611 --> 01:06:10,145
I want all the juicy details.

1146
01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,948
Andy, I had the most
incredible date.

1147
01:06:12,981 --> 01:06:15,351
Her name was Lisa
and she's perfect!

1148
01:06:15,385 --> 01:06:16,919
Go on, go on.

1149
01:06:16,952 --> 01:06:19,188
She's cute and she's funny

1150
01:06:19,221 --> 01:06:20,923
and she's a caregiver.

1151
01:06:20,956 --> 01:06:23,225
She basically went to college

1152
01:06:23,258 --> 01:06:26,295
to learn how to take
care of people like Mom.

1153
01:06:26,328 --> 01:06:27,129
Oh, oh.

1154
01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:29,998
We clicked immediately.

1155
01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:33,570
She totally understands
my situation.

1156
01:06:33,603 --> 01:06:34,604
She gets me.

1157
01:06:36,673 --> 01:06:37,707
She gets you?

1158
01:06:37,741 --> 01:06:38,575
Yeah.

1159
01:06:39,576 --> 01:06:41,644
After one date, huh?

1160
01:06:44,179 --> 01:06:46,750
Well, she must
really be something.

1161
01:06:47,751 --> 01:06:49,151
Well, yeah.

1162
01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:51,421
I mean, we have a lot in common.

1163
01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:54,056
Like I can tell her anything.

1164
01:06:54,089 --> 01:06:55,958
We've already made
plans for tomorrow.

1165
01:06:55,991 --> 01:06:59,396
I mean, you just met this girl.

1166
01:06:59,429 --> 01:07:01,564
Yeah, but she's like-

1167
01:07:01,598 --> 01:07:05,702
So, so that's it then?

1168
01:07:07,570 --> 01:07:09,773
There's no more you and me?

1169
01:07:09,806 --> 01:07:10,807
No, Andy.

1170
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,074
That's not what I meant.

1171
01:07:12,107 --> 01:07:14,176
I thought we could tell
each other everything.

1172
01:07:15,612 --> 01:07:17,380
I thought we were best friends.

1173
01:07:17,414 --> 01:07:18,782
We can.

1174
01:07:18,815 --> 01:07:19,716
We are.

1175
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:25,755
I mean, what does she
have that I don't have?

1176
01:07:26,255 --> 01:07:27,857
Well-

1177
01:07:27,891 --> 01:07:29,392
Well, that shouldn't matter.

1178
01:07:31,059 --> 01:07:35,432
Our friendship, our connection,

1179
01:07:36,733 --> 01:07:38,967
like that's real, pal.

1180
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:40,537
That's as real as it gets.

1181
01:07:47,142 --> 01:07:48,445
You expect me to believe

1182
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:51,681
that this girls knows
you better than I do?

1183
01:07:51,714 --> 01:07:54,784
No, that's not what I meant.

1184
01:07:54,818 --> 01:07:56,318
Don't be stupid.

1185
01:07:57,454 --> 01:07:59,823
You're just drunk
with infatuation

1186
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:01,290
for some cute girl.

1187
01:08:03,893 --> 01:08:05,528
She's clouding
your judgment, pal.

1188
01:08:05,562 --> 01:08:08,832
But I thought friends could
tell each other anything?

1189
01:08:08,865 --> 01:08:10,500
I am your friend.

1190
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:11,835
I care about you.

1191
01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:15,971
I will always be there for you.

1192
01:08:16,004 --> 01:08:17,707
Andy, that's not what I meant.

1193
01:08:19,442 --> 01:08:21,210
Can't you see?

1194
01:08:21,243 --> 01:08:23,746
She's already coming between us.

1195
01:08:26,215 --> 01:08:27,584
Friends, remember?

1196
01:08:28,984 --> 01:08:30,920
They have to be
there for each other

1197
01:08:30,954 --> 01:08:31,788
no matter what.

1198
01:08:34,223 --> 01:08:37,861
Plus, we had plans for tomorrow.

1199
01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:38,728
We did?

1200
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:40,964
Oh, you forgot?

1201
01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:41,831
Of course.

1202
01:08:43,098 --> 01:08:44,467
We were gonna play cards.

1203
01:08:46,636 --> 01:08:48,972
You said you wanted
to play Go Fish.

1204
01:08:49,004 --> 01:08:51,306
I guess I did forget.

1205
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,140
It's fine.

1206
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:54,276
It's fine.

1207
01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:55,143
Go on your date.

1208
01:08:56,646 --> 01:08:58,781
This is obviously what's
more important to you anyway.

1209
01:08:58,815 --> 01:08:59,616
No.

1210
01:08:59,649 --> 01:09:00,550
No, no, no, no, no.

1211
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:02,952
You are important to me, Andy.

1212
01:09:02,986 --> 01:09:03,786
You are.

1213
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:05,320
I'm sorry.

1214
01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:07,322
Hey, look, look.

1215
01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:10,660
I'll call her tomorrow
and reschedule.

1216
01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:12,862
Okay, I didn't realize
that we had plans.

1217
01:09:12,896 --> 01:09:14,397
I made a mistake, okay?

1218
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:18,801
You would do that for me?

1219
01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,703
I'd do anything
for my best friend.

1220
01:09:23,606 --> 01:09:24,440
There he is.

1221
01:09:26,843 --> 01:09:28,378
That's my guy.

1222
01:09:28,411 --> 01:09:29,846
I'm really sorry.

1223
01:09:33,181 --> 01:09:34,984
And I forgive you.

1224
01:09:35,018 --> 01:09:35,852
Pals?

1225
01:09:37,854 --> 01:09:38,988
Pals.

1226
01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:45,428
Liability limitations

1227
01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:47,430
from five million dollars cash.

1228
01:09:47,463 --> 01:09:48,631
That means instead
of cutting off

1229
01:09:48,665 --> 01:09:51,034
all debt on that combination.

1230
01:09:51,066 --> 01:09:55,004
Don't even make
'em hard anymore.

1231
01:09:55,038 --> 01:09:57,974
Insurance limit to 10 million.

1232
01:10:59,802 --> 01:11:00,970
Hello?

1233
01:11:01,004 --> 01:11:01,838
Lisa.

1234
01:11:02,839 --> 01:11:04,874
Hi, it's David.

1235
01:11:04,907 --> 01:11:06,208
Oh, hi.

1236
01:11:06,241 --> 01:11:07,110
I'm so glad you called.

1237
01:11:07,142 --> 01:11:11,346
Lisa, I'm really sorry but-

1238
01:11:11,381 --> 01:11:12,214
What?

1239
01:11:13,348 --> 01:11:15,485
I have to cancel our
plans for tonight.

1240
01:11:15,518 --> 01:11:17,185
Oh.

1241
01:11:17,219 --> 01:11:18,353
Is everything okay?

1242
01:11:18,388 --> 01:11:19,389
Oh, yes.

1243
01:11:19,422 --> 01:11:20,723
Everything's fine.

1244
01:11:22,357 --> 01:11:23,191
It's just...

1245
01:11:25,795 --> 01:11:27,362
Mom's just having a tough day

1246
01:11:27,397 --> 01:11:32,402
and I don't think I
should leave her tonight.

1247
01:11:32,502 --> 01:11:33,736
Do you want me to
come to your house?

1248
01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,737
I'd be happy to help.

1249
01:11:34,771 --> 01:11:36,039
No, no, no.

1250
01:11:37,006 --> 01:11:38,574
That won't be necessary.

1251
01:11:40,476 --> 01:11:42,310
She's pretty upset.

1252
01:11:42,344 --> 01:11:45,782
So, I think a new face
might just confuse her,

1253
01:11:45,815 --> 01:11:46,816
make it worse.

1254
01:11:47,817 --> 01:11:50,153
Oh, well okay.

1255
01:11:50,185 --> 01:11:51,821
I'm sorry.

1256
01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,623
Can we reschedule for tomorrow?

1257
01:11:54,657 --> 01:11:56,392
I have work tomorrow.
Maybe Saturday?

1258
01:11:57,694 --> 01:11:58,528
Okay.

1259
01:11:58,561 --> 01:11:59,595
That should be fine.

1260
01:12:01,464 --> 01:12:02,665
I'm so sorry again.

1261
01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:04,867
I understand.

1262
01:12:04,901 --> 01:12:05,735
It's all right.

1263
01:12:08,037 --> 01:12:10,073
Okay, I've gotta go now.

1264
01:12:10,106 --> 01:12:11,140
All right.

1265
01:12:11,174 --> 01:12:12,141
Bye David.

1266
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,111
Warm up with 50s and 60s and 70s

1267
01:12:15,144 --> 01:12:16,913
and eventually we'll see
some of that warmer weather

1268
01:12:16,946 --> 01:12:18,681
move back into the
southeast from the coast

1269
01:12:18,715 --> 01:12:20,282
but it won't be around
for too much longer.

1270
01:12:20,315 --> 01:12:21,451
Thank goodness.

1271
01:12:21,484 --> 01:12:23,318
30s and 40s in the northern
Rockies to the northwest.

1272
01:12:23,351 --> 01:12:25,388
60s and 70s in the southwest.

1273
01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:26,823
Latest satellite news right now.

1274
01:12:26,856 --> 01:12:27,790
Long Island is in the picture.

1275
01:12:27,824 --> 01:12:29,826
You can see a nice day there.

1276
01:12:29,859 --> 01:12:30,893
Shuffling the cards

1277
01:12:31,828 --> 01:12:32,662
so it's fair.

1278
01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:34,564
Okay.

1279
01:12:39,301 --> 01:12:40,503
Hmm.

1280
01:12:40,536 --> 01:12:42,705
Um, I think I'll go first.

1281
01:12:45,575 --> 01:12:46,943
Hmm.

1282
01:12:46,976 --> 01:12:49,712
Do you have any fours?

1283
01:12:55,818 --> 01:12:56,652
All right!

1284
01:12:57,687 --> 01:13:00,556
All right, one is
better than nothing.

1285
01:13:00,590 --> 01:13:02,425
Okay, it's your turn.

1286
01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:04,227
Do you have any tens?

1287
01:13:05,928 --> 01:13:07,262
No.

1288
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:08,798
Sorry, pal. Go fish.

1289
01:13:12,602 --> 01:13:13,436
Hmm.

1290
01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:18,808
Do you have any sevens?

1291
01:13:20,643 --> 01:13:21,477
Two sevens!

1292
01:13:22,378 --> 01:13:24,413
All right, it's must
be my lucky day!

1293
01:13:28,350 --> 01:13:31,554
There's nothing like a
little friendly competition.

1294
01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:32,522
Right, pal?

1295
01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:34,657
Right, pal.

1296
01:13:40,596 --> 01:13:42,932
This evening and goodnight.

1297
01:13:42,965 --> 01:13:44,934
It's always nice to
have you with us on air.

1298
01:13:44,967 --> 01:13:46,334
Goodnight.

1299
01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:49,038
Hey Mom, can I get you
a snack before bed?

1300
01:13:57,513 --> 01:13:58,381
Mom?

1301
01:14:13,029 --> 01:14:18,034
Mom!

1302
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:27,643
Mom!

1303
01:14:27,677 --> 01:14:28,978
No, no, no.

1304
01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:29,946
No, no, no!

1305
01:14:39,789 --> 01:14:41,190
Lucille!

1306
01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:42,124
Mom!

1307
01:14:42,158 --> 01:14:43,192
Mom, Mom!

1308
01:14:43,226 --> 01:14:44,060
Lucille!

1309
01:14:44,093 --> 01:14:45,194
Lucille!

1310
01:14:45,228 --> 01:14:46,295
Lucille Glauer.

1311
01:14:46,329 --> 01:14:47,396
Shit!

1312
01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:48,965
Go, go, go!

1313
01:14:48,998 --> 01:14:49,799
Go!

1314
01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,868
Get the fuck out of the way.

1315
01:14:51,901 --> 01:14:53,135
Stupid fuck!

1316
01:14:54,337 --> 01:14:55,370
What are you gonna do, David?

1317
01:14:55,404 --> 01:14:56,806
What are you gonna do?

1318
01:15:02,411 --> 01:15:03,212
Stop!

1319
01:15:03,246 --> 01:15:04,080
Stop!

1320
01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:05,982
Fucking find her.

1321
01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:10,519
Ah, shit.

1322
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,528
911.

1323
01:15:32,808 --> 01:15:33,609
Hello?

1324
01:15:33,643 --> 01:15:34,777
Lisa.

1325
01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,646
Lisa, it's David.

1326
01:15:36,679 --> 01:15:37,813
David, I didn't expect-

1327
01:15:37,847 --> 01:15:39,482
Lisa, I need your help.

1328
01:15:39,515 --> 01:15:40,850
Oh no. What happened?

1329
01:15:40,883 --> 01:15:42,184
She's missing.

1330
01:15:42,218 --> 01:15:43,753
Mom's missing.

1331
01:15:43,786 --> 01:15:45,655
She just wandered
out the front door.

1332
01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:48,124
I only left her
alone for a minute.

1333
01:15:48,157 --> 01:15:49,959
David, calm down.

1334
01:15:49,992 --> 01:15:51,494
We're going to find her.

1335
01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:52,762
Where are you?

1336
01:15:58,067 --> 01:15:58,901
Sorry.

1337
01:15:59,802 --> 01:16:00,870
I didn't wanna call the police.

1338
01:16:00,903 --> 01:16:01,737
I didn't want them to-

1339
01:16:01,771 --> 01:16:03,572
David, we're gonna
find her together.

1340
01:16:03,606 --> 01:16:05,308
We just need to think about
where she might have gone.

1341
01:16:05,341 --> 01:16:06,676
Have you checked
the Senior Center?

1342
01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:07,710
I already checked.

1343
01:16:08,711 --> 01:16:10,112
Okay.

1344
01:16:10,146 --> 01:16:11,013
Okay.

1345
01:16:11,047 --> 01:16:12,748
Um, well where else
did she use to go

1346
01:16:12,782 --> 01:16:14,850
regularly when she was younger?

1347
01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:15,718
Oh my god.

1348
01:16:17,553 --> 01:16:18,388
That's it.

1349
01:16:19,855 --> 01:16:20,690
Frank.

1350
01:16:36,372 --> 01:16:37,707
Mom.

1351
01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:39,475
Mom, what are you doin'?

1352
01:16:39,508 --> 01:16:40,843
The bus is late.

1353
01:16:41,978 --> 01:16:44,547
They're usually here at 6:00.

1354
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:45,415
Mom, Mom.

1355
01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:48,284
You need to come
with us right now.

1356
01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,588
Frank is playing a show
tonight at the Blue Bird.

1357
01:16:52,621 --> 01:16:53,956
Now I'll be late.

1358
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:56,525
He'll hate if I'm late.

1359
01:16:56,559 --> 01:16:57,526
Hi, Lucille.

1360
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,928
Are you waiting for the bus?

1361
01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:01,230
No, I'm waiting for
the goddamn pope!

1362
01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:02,832
What the hell does it look like?

1363
01:17:02,865 --> 01:17:03,866
Lucille, the bus is late

1364
01:17:03,899 --> 01:17:05,601
because it broke down
a few stops away.

1365
01:17:05,634 --> 01:17:08,270
Can David and I give
you a ride instead?

1366
01:17:08,304 --> 01:17:09,638
Uh.

1367
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:11,874
Yeah.

1368
01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,278
I suppose that would be fine.

1369
01:17:19,015 --> 01:17:19,815
All right.

1370
01:17:19,849 --> 01:17:21,517
Let's stand up.

1371
01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:26,555
You know the word
routine comes from route.

1372
01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:33,829
You wouldn't know it though
from this shitty bus route.

1373
01:17:33,863 --> 01:17:36,165
I know, I know.

1374
01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:38,934
They look so pretty too.

1375
01:17:38,968 --> 01:17:40,504
Do you have a date with Frank?

1376
01:18:34,657 --> 01:18:36,292
Even 10 minutes is a long time

1377
01:18:36,325 --> 01:18:37,326
to be away from you.

1378
01:18:39,829 --> 01:18:41,565
Goodnight, Frank.

1379
01:18:41,597 --> 01:18:42,432
It's...

1380
01:18:44,468 --> 01:18:45,367
Sweet dreams, Mom.

1381
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,680
Can I get you a drink?

1382
01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:03,453
Watch your step.

1383
01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:19,902
Home sweet home.

1384
01:19:19,935 --> 01:19:20,769
It's nice.

1385
01:19:22,506 --> 01:19:23,339
It's very cozy.

1386
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,742
It's a perfect
place to escape to.

1387
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,781
Didn't you say your
dad was a jazz player?

1388
01:19:32,815 --> 01:19:34,183
Yes.

1389
01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:35,017
Piano.

1390
01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:38,053
You wanna hear one of his tapes?

1391
01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:39,054
Of course.

1392
01:19:56,272 --> 01:19:58,174
This was always one
of my favorites.

1393
01:20:00,410 --> 01:20:01,911
We played it at Dad's funeral.

1394
01:20:03,946 --> 01:20:04,847
He's handsome.

1395
01:20:06,982 --> 01:20:08,751
How long ago did he pass?

1396
01:20:08,784 --> 01:20:09,952
Hmm.

1397
01:20:09,985 --> 01:20:11,187
Almost 10 years now.

1398
01:20:13,456 --> 01:20:14,924
Mom was much better back then.

1399
01:20:27,604 --> 01:20:29,439
How about your folks?

1400
01:20:29,472 --> 01:20:31,373
They live in Florida
with my sister.

1401
01:20:32,841 --> 01:20:33,809
I came here to go to school

1402
01:20:33,842 --> 01:20:36,946
and then I decided to
stay after I graduated.

1403
01:20:38,113 --> 01:20:39,482
So you're all alone here?

1404
01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:41,817
I wouldn't say that.

1405
01:20:53,062 --> 01:20:56,031
I can't thank you enough
for all your help tonight.

1406
01:20:56,065 --> 01:20:57,733
It's totally fine.

1407
01:20:57,766 --> 01:20:59,001
I was happy to help.

1408
01:20:59,969 --> 01:21:01,605
You were probably terrified.

1409
01:21:01,638 --> 01:21:02,905
Yeah, I was.

1410
01:21:05,174 --> 01:21:06,008
I'm better now.

1411
01:21:12,314 --> 01:21:15,050
You know what my
dad used to say?

1412
01:21:16,151 --> 01:21:19,088
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength

1413
01:21:20,022 --> 01:21:22,726
until you come face to face

1414
01:21:22,758 --> 01:21:24,159
with your greatest weakness.

1415
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:51,414
Oh.

1416
01:23:13,536 --> 01:23:15,705
I uh-

1417
01:23:15,739 --> 01:23:17,172
David, what was that?

1418
01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:18,240
I'm sorry.

1419
01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:19,509
I just got excited and-

1420
01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:20,909
No, no. The video.

1421
01:23:22,311 --> 01:23:23,145
Oh.

1422
01:23:24,079 --> 01:23:25,615
It's nothing.

1423
01:23:25,648 --> 01:23:27,049
Was that from Video Rendezvous?

1424
01:23:27,082 --> 01:23:27,883
I said it's nothing.

1425
01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:29,452
Well, who was that creepy guy?

1426
01:23:29,486 --> 01:23:31,388
He's no one, okay?

1427
01:23:33,490 --> 01:23:34,758
He's no one.

1428
01:23:37,092 --> 01:23:39,361
David, I don't understand
what you're saying.

1429
01:23:39,396 --> 01:23:40,830
No, you wouldn't understand.

1430
01:23:48,036 --> 01:23:48,904
I think I should go.

1431
01:23:48,937 --> 01:23:50,339
Yeah, I think you should.

1432
01:24:38,721 --> 01:24:43,426
Every year we took
Penny to the fair

1433
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:46,128
and we would give her a corn dog

1434
01:24:48,665 --> 01:24:52,067
and then go on
that tilt-a-whirl.

1435
01:24:56,773 --> 01:24:58,842
And she would always throw up.

1436
01:25:04,246 --> 01:25:06,048
Hi, it's Lisa.

1437
01:25:07,316 --> 01:25:08,918
If you're there, please pick up.

1438
01:25:11,888 --> 01:25:13,556
I wanted to call and apologize.

1439
01:25:15,123 --> 01:25:15,959
Frank.

1440
01:25:17,059 --> 01:25:19,261
That's nice.

1441
01:25:19,294 --> 01:25:20,830
That's nice.

1442
01:25:20,864 --> 01:25:22,665
I'm not really sure what for

1443
01:25:22,699 --> 01:25:24,366
but I just...

1444
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,301
I thought things were
going really well

1445
01:25:27,637 --> 01:25:30,974
and I just hoped we
could talk about it.

1446
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,777
It seems silly to
fight over some tape.

1447
01:25:36,044 --> 01:25:36,880
Too bad.

1448
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:38,915
Too bad.

1449
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,551
Too bad.

1450
01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:43,386
I'd like to see you again.

1451
01:25:43,419 --> 01:25:45,688
Maybe I can come by for dinner.

1452
01:25:49,759 --> 01:25:51,828
Too bad. Too bad.

1453
01:25:51,861 --> 01:25:52,896
Too bad. Too bad.

1454
01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:54,597
Here they would build schools,

1455
01:25:54,631 --> 01:25:57,266
educate their children, reclaim.

1456
01:25:57,299 --> 01:25:58,535
Oh, come on rock.

1457
01:25:58,568 --> 01:26:00,302
You've just gotta wake up.

1458
01:26:00,335 --> 01:26:01,738
Come on. Come on!

1459
01:26:03,706 --> 01:26:05,307
Oh, phooey.

1460
01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:06,943
Oh, what's the use?

1461
01:26:06,976 --> 01:26:09,879
Nobody is ever gonna believe
that I met a talking rock.

1462
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:13,683
Well, who cares anyway?
I've got better things to do

1463
01:26:13,716 --> 01:26:16,519
than waste my time
talking to rude rocks.

1464
01:27:27,155 --> 01:27:27,991
Andy?

1465
01:27:31,394 --> 01:27:32,227
Andy?

1466
01:27:36,633 --> 01:27:37,467
Andy.

1467
01:28:05,094 --> 01:28:06,462
Where the fuck?

1468
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:11,834
Frank.

1469
01:28:11,868 --> 01:28:13,803
Do we have any more tape?

1470
01:28:25,014 --> 01:28:26,582
Frank, do we have any more tape?

1471
01:28:26,616 --> 01:28:27,884
This stuff is useless.

1472
01:28:27,917 --> 01:28:29,585
It must be expired.

1473
01:29:08,157 --> 01:29:09,224
Good lord.

1474
01:29:09,257 --> 01:29:10,493
Calm yourself.

1475
01:29:10,526 --> 01:29:14,262
No sense getting upset
over a little tape.

1476
01:29:16,231 --> 01:29:17,567
A little tape?

1477
01:29:19,267 --> 01:29:20,436
A little tape?

1478
01:29:23,706 --> 01:29:25,240
You

1479
01:29:25,273 --> 01:29:26,109
fucking

1480
01:29:27,643 --> 01:29:28,911
bitch!

1481
01:29:33,549 --> 01:29:38,221
Do you have any idea what
you've taken from me?

1482
01:29:40,223 --> 01:29:41,124
Everything!

1483
01:29:42,558 --> 01:29:45,228
You've taken everything from me!

1484
01:29:56,105 --> 01:29:56,973
Fuck!

1485
01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:58,340
Fuck!

1486
01:29:58,373 --> 01:29:59,642
Fuck!

1487
01:29:59,675 --> 01:30:00,476
Fuck!

1488
01:30:00,510 --> 01:30:02,912
Get the fuck out of the way!

1489
01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:04,247
Andy!

1490
01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:05,181
Andy!

1491
01:30:10,453 --> 01:30:11,487
Help.

1492
01:30:11,521 --> 01:30:13,256
Please, Andy.

1493
01:30:13,288 --> 01:30:14,423
I need Andy.

1494
01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:17,460
I need Andy.

1495
01:30:19,796 --> 01:30:20,963
Andy!

1496
01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:21,998
I need Andy!

1497
01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:26,002
I don't know anyone named Andy.

1498
01:30:26,035 --> 01:30:27,270
"Rent-a-Pal!"

1499
01:30:27,302 --> 01:30:30,338
I need "Rent-a-Pal!"

1500
01:30:30,372 --> 01:30:31,574
Hey, buddy!

1501
01:30:31,607 --> 01:30:32,475
You better calm it down

1502
01:30:32,508 --> 01:30:33,943
or we're gonna have
a real problem.

1503
01:30:42,819 --> 01:30:47,423
I need a video
tape you sell here.

1504
01:30:47,456 --> 01:30:50,693
It's called "Rent-a-Pal".

1505
01:30:51,894 --> 01:30:55,464
Where can I find one?

1506
01:31:19,021 --> 01:31:19,822
Please.

1507
01:31:19,856 --> 01:31:21,924
Please, just take it.

1508
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:23,459
It's on the house.

1509
01:31:25,328 --> 01:31:27,830
That's very generous of you.

1510
01:31:55,691 --> 01:31:57,126
Come on. Come on.

1511
01:31:58,294 --> 01:31:59,128
Come on.

1512
01:32:00,730 --> 01:32:02,798
Hi. I'm Andy.

1513
01:32:02,832 --> 01:32:04,233
Thanks for being here today.

1514
01:32:05,234 --> 01:32:07,670
Well, let's cut to the chase.

1515
01:32:08,905 --> 01:32:11,207
I'm here to be your friend.

1516
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,041
How does that sound?

1517
01:32:12,074 --> 01:32:14,443
That sounds wonderful.

1518
01:32:14,477 --> 01:32:17,313
Sounds absolutely
wonderful, Andy.

1519
01:32:19,448 --> 01:32:20,249
Whoa.

1520
01:32:21,217 --> 01:32:22,051
Whoa.

1521
01:32:23,119 --> 01:32:25,821
Hey, nice digs.

1522
01:32:25,855 --> 01:32:27,690
Did you decorate
everything yourself?

1523
01:32:28,658 --> 01:32:30,526
Well, I'm excited.

1524
01:32:30,559 --> 01:32:32,662
I mean I am really excited.

1525
01:32:34,163 --> 01:32:36,365
I gotta be honest with you here.

1526
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:38,567
I have been waiting
for this moment

1527
01:32:38,601 --> 01:32:40,703
for what feels like forever.

1528
01:32:41,804 --> 01:32:44,974
I mean, gosh, I
am just so pleased

1529
01:32:45,007 --> 01:32:47,944
that you decided to take
this journey with me.

1530
01:32:47,977 --> 01:32:49,879
We're going to get
to know each other.

1531
01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,982
We're going to talk
about whatever you want.

1532
01:32:53,015 --> 01:32:54,483
But more than anything,

1533
01:32:54,517 --> 01:32:55,785
we're gonna have some fun

1534
01:32:56,786 --> 01:32:59,989
and hopefully it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.

1535
01:33:01,057 --> 01:33:02,658
What do you say?

1536
01:33:02,692 --> 01:33:03,559
That's great.

1537
01:33:03,592 --> 01:33:05,127
That's great.

1538
01:33:05,161 --> 01:33:06,228
To friendship.

1539
01:33:06,262 --> 01:33:07,697
To friendship.

1540
01:33:07,730 --> 01:33:11,667
You, you have got
good taste, pal.

1541
01:33:13,235 --> 01:33:14,503
I'm so glad you're here.

1542
01:33:14,537 --> 01:33:15,705
I was terribly worried.

1543
01:33:16,872 --> 01:33:18,408
Tell me more about that.

1544
01:33:18,442 --> 01:33:21,777
My mother, she was confused.

1545
01:33:21,811 --> 01:33:24,146
I'm so sorry.

1546
01:33:25,915 --> 01:33:28,684
I don't know what I
would've done without you.

1547
01:33:28,718 --> 01:33:29,518
Oh.

1548
01:33:29,552 --> 01:33:30,387
Wow.

1549
01:33:32,389 --> 01:33:34,323
Ah, that sounds like
a tough time, pal.

1550
01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:37,126
I'm sorry to hear about that.

1551
01:33:37,159 --> 01:33:38,294
You're not angry?

1552
01:33:39,695 --> 01:33:41,197
That's what friends are for.

1553
01:33:42,264 --> 01:33:44,166
To be there for each other

1554
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,601
when all the chips are down.

1555
01:33:47,069 --> 01:33:48,938
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.

1556
01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:53,142
Hey, now I don't know about you,

1557
01:33:53,175 --> 01:33:55,044
but this is really
bumming me out.

1558
01:33:55,077 --> 01:33:58,382
So, how about we talk
about something else?

1559
01:33:58,415 --> 01:33:59,383
Like what?

1560
01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,350
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?

1561
01:34:03,919 --> 01:34:05,821
What do you mean?

1562
01:34:05,855 --> 01:34:07,323
We don't need her.

1563
01:34:07,356 --> 01:34:08,524
We have each other.

1564
01:34:09,459 --> 01:34:12,762
Now, let's have a good time.

1565
01:34:14,630 --> 01:34:16,232
What did you have in mind?

1566
01:34:16,265 --> 01:34:17,967
Well, what do you say to a game?

1567
01:34:31,247 --> 01:34:32,048
Frank.

1568
01:34:33,749 --> 01:34:35,785
I've fallen.

1569
01:34:48,197 --> 01:34:49,932
Look at your face.

1570
01:34:51,033 --> 01:34:52,502
It's all smashed up.

1571
01:34:57,139 --> 01:34:57,940
Here.

1572
01:34:57,973 --> 01:34:59,376
Let me help you up.

1573
01:35:01,277 --> 01:35:02,578
That a girl.

1574
01:35:02,611 --> 01:35:03,447
Whoa.

1575
01:35:09,351 --> 01:35:10,186
Frank.

1576
01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:13,856
I wanna sit down.

1577
01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:27,203
David?

1578
01:35:30,039 --> 01:35:30,840
Mom.

1579
01:35:41,585 --> 01:35:43,719
You know what I think?

1580
01:35:43,752 --> 01:35:45,921
What, sweetie?

1581
01:35:46,789 --> 01:35:50,025
You're the reason
Dad killed himself.

1582
01:36:19,456 --> 01:36:20,990
Wow!

1583
01:36:21,023 --> 01:36:22,691
I don't believe you!

1584
01:36:23,826 --> 01:36:26,262
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises

1585
01:36:26,295 --> 01:36:31,300
but, boy, that one really
really took me by surprise.

1586
01:36:33,669 --> 01:36:35,237
I'll tell you what.

1587
01:36:35,271 --> 01:36:38,974
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?

1588
01:36:42,111 --> 01:36:44,880
It reminds me of a saying.

1589
01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:47,183
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength

1590
01:36:47,216 --> 01:36:52,221
until you come face to face
with your greatest weakness.

1591
01:36:52,888 --> 01:36:54,424
Well, it's true.

1592
01:36:54,457 --> 01:36:55,458
So forget that girl.

1593
01:36:56,426 --> 01:36:57,760
We don't need her.

1594
01:36:57,793 --> 01:36:59,261
We have each other.

1595
01:36:59,295 --> 01:37:01,063
We have each other.

1596
01:37:01,096 --> 01:37:02,064
It's okay, pal.

1597
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:05,435
It's all right.

1598
01:37:05,468 --> 01:37:08,337
We don't need her, do we?

1599
01:37:08,370 --> 01:37:10,072
No.
No, we don't.

1600
01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,376
We don't need her.

1601
01:37:13,410 --> 01:37:15,144
We have each other.

1602
01:37:16,379 --> 01:37:17,947
You got what you wanted.

1603
01:37:17,980 --> 01:37:20,816
Now we can forget
about her, okay?

1604
01:37:23,687 --> 01:37:25,821
She didn't understand.

1605
01:37:25,854 --> 01:37:27,156
It's not her fault.

1606
01:37:28,157 --> 01:37:30,660
Most people don't
have what we have.

1607
01:37:32,662 --> 01:37:33,563
But you know what?

1608
01:37:35,432 --> 01:37:38,133
This, this moment,

1609
01:37:41,538 --> 01:37:43,205
this is what friends are for.

1610
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,809
To be there for each other

1611
01:37:46,842 --> 01:37:48,545
when all the chips are down.

1612
01:37:50,779 --> 01:37:53,483
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.

1613
01:37:58,988 --> 01:38:01,491
But, I gotta be
honest with you here.

1614
01:38:01,524 --> 01:38:04,026
I have been waiting
for this moment

1615
01:38:04,059 --> 01:38:05,462
for what feels like forever.

1616
01:38:07,263 --> 01:38:10,433
And, gosh, I am just so pleased

1617
01:38:10,467 --> 01:38:13,403
that you decided to take
this journey with me.

1618
01:38:13,436 --> 01:38:15,371
We're going to get
to know each other.

1619
01:38:15,405 --> 01:38:18,173
We're going to talk
about whatever you want.

1620
01:38:18,207 --> 01:38:20,009
But, more than anything.

1621
01:38:20,042 --> 01:38:22,177
We're gonna have some fun.

1622
01:38:22,211 --> 01:38:25,347
And hopefully it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.

1623
01:38:26,383 --> 01:38:27,216
What do you say?

1624
01:38:29,285 --> 01:38:31,220
Sounds fucking weird, Andy.

1625
01:38:32,422 --> 01:38:33,523
David?

1626
01:38:52,509 --> 01:38:53,342
Hi.

1627
01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:56,345
Hi.

1628
01:38:58,347 --> 01:38:59,848
Thanks for being here today.

1629
01:39:00,849 --> 01:39:02,017
You got my message?

1630
01:39:04,353 --> 01:39:07,590
I'm here to be your friend.

1631
01:39:07,624 --> 01:39:08,924
How's that sound?

1632
01:39:10,527 --> 01:39:12,429
I brought a lasagna
for your mom.

1633
01:39:14,129 --> 01:39:15,532
I've got just the thing.

1634
01:39:16,599 --> 01:39:18,300
I'll tell you my best joke.

1635
01:39:19,636 --> 01:39:22,104
Stop me if you've
heard this one.

1636
01:39:22,137 --> 01:39:24,006
David, what's, what's going on?

1637
01:39:34,617 --> 01:39:36,952
David, what did you do?

1638
01:39:36,985 --> 01:39:38,621
No, no, no, no, no.

1639
01:39:38,655 --> 01:39:40,889
I know what you're
thinking and I know.

1640
01:39:40,923 --> 01:39:43,058
But hey, this is a
little weird for me too.

1641
01:39:43,092 --> 01:39:43,992
David, move!

1642
01:39:44,026 --> 01:39:45,094
I've never done this before

1643
01:39:45,127 --> 01:39:47,329
so it's totally new to me.

1644
01:39:47,363 --> 01:39:48,698
It's new for both of us.

1645
01:39:49,566 --> 01:39:50,633
But I guess that just means

1646
01:39:50,667 --> 01:39:53,302
we're in this together, right?

1647
01:39:53,335 --> 01:39:55,672
You've got my back
and I've got yours.

1648
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:58,608
All right.

1649
01:39:58,641 --> 01:39:59,743
Let's just dive in.

1650
01:39:59,776 --> 01:40:00,777
Stay away from me!

1651
01:40:03,979 --> 01:40:06,315
You know, I lived at
home for most of my life.

1652
01:40:07,282 --> 01:40:08,852
It was tough.

1653
01:40:08,884 --> 01:40:10,520
Especially with
parents like mine.

1654
01:40:13,222 --> 01:40:15,324
You know the type, right?

1655
01:40:15,357 --> 01:40:17,727
Overbearing, demanding,

1656
01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:19,662
nothing's ever good enough.

1657
01:40:21,363 --> 01:40:22,499
It's a wonder I didn't turn out

1658
01:40:22,532 --> 01:40:25,100
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac.

1659
01:41:22,826 --> 01:41:24,661
Help!

1660
01:41:24,694 --> 01:41:26,361
Someone please help!

1661
01:41:28,130 --> 01:41:28,964
Help!

1662
01:41:31,233 --> 01:41:32,167
Help, please!

1663
01:41:32,201 --> 01:41:33,503
Someone call 911!

1664
01:42:29,224 --> 01:42:30,994
Hi. I'm Andy.

1665
01:42:31,026 --> 01:42:32,160
Thanks for being here today.

1666
01:42:32,194 --> 01:42:33,396
Now let's have a good time.

1667
01:42:33,429 --> 01:42:34,329
Let's cut to the chase.

1668
01:42:34,363 --> 01:42:35,632
I'm here to be your friend.

1669
01:42:35,665 --> 01:42:36,933
We're gonna have some fun.

1670
01:42:36,966 --> 01:42:38,001
How's that sound?

1671
01:42:38,033 --> 01:42:39,067
Whoa.

1672
01:42:39,101 --> 01:42:41,704
I gotta be honest
with you. Nice digs.

1673
01:42:41,738 --> 01:42:43,372
Wow! I guess it could be worse.

1674
01:42:43,406 --> 01:42:44,908
I don't believe it!
I could have cancer.

1675
01:42:44,941 --> 01:42:46,576
To friendship.

1676
01:42:47,610 --> 01:42:48,945
Man, they always say friendships

1677
01:42:48,978 --> 01:42:50,413
are full of surprises but, boy.

1678
01:42:50,446 --> 01:42:51,548
But I guess that just means

1679
01:42:51,581 --> 01:42:53,148
we're in this together, right?

1680
01:42:53,181 --> 01:42:54,116
Really took me by surprise.

1681
01:42:54,149 --> 01:42:56,084
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.

1682
01:42:56,118 --> 01:42:57,720
I'll tell you what.

1683
01:42:57,754 --> 01:42:59,722
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?

1684
01:43:00,657 --> 01:43:02,224
When you come face to face.

1685
01:43:02,257 --> 01:43:03,091
Nothing like a little
friendly competition.

1686
01:43:03,125 --> 01:43:04,460
Greatest weakness.

1687
01:43:06,295 --> 01:43:07,129
Aw.

1688
01:43:08,363 --> 01:43:10,033
Aw, no, really?

1689
01:43:11,366 --> 01:43:12,200
Right now?

1690
01:43:14,069 --> 01:43:16,739
Aw, but we were
having so much fun.

1691
01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:17,740
You're leaving?

1692
01:43:20,476 --> 01:43:22,077
Oh.

1693
01:43:22,110 --> 01:43:22,946
Okay.

1694
01:43:24,614 --> 01:43:27,249
Well, I guess all good times

1695
01:43:27,282 --> 01:43:28,283
must come to an end.

1696
01:43:30,954 --> 01:43:31,921
Don't worry about me.

1697
01:43:31,955 --> 01:43:32,989
I'll be fine.

1698
01:43:37,827 --> 01:43:40,362
We sure had a great
time, didn't we?

1699
01:43:44,132 --> 01:43:45,635
I'm glad to hear you say that.

1700
01:43:47,971 --> 01:43:49,338
Right, I know.

1701
01:43:51,273 --> 01:43:52,475
I know. You've gotta go.

1702
01:43:54,242 --> 01:43:57,614
Well, it's been great.

1703
01:43:59,882 --> 01:44:00,717
And hey,

1704
01:44:01,751 --> 01:44:05,888
I'll always be right
here waiting for you.

1705
01:44:09,626 --> 01:44:10,460
Take care

1706
01:44:12,528 --> 01:44:14,764
and I'll be seeing you.

1707
01:44:16,065 --> 01:44:17,165
So long, pal.

1708
01:47:58,821 --> 01:47:59,889
Yeah.

1709
01:48:09,749 --> 01:48:11,312
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