(8:41:26 PM) ***Q-33_North checks the address, sighs and starts circling it to get a feel for security measures.
(8:44:23 PM) Ikiryo: The blonde Sister is sitting up on a nearby building, looking through a sniper scope. "So why are we robbing a penthouse apartment?"
(8:47:00 PM) Q-33_North: "Well one it's valuable, two making people with a strong societal position feel unsafe is fun, three it helps destabilize things a bit, because they're going to tell their friends that the police can't protect them, who will tell their friends, and so on and so on.  Four I don't like people who have been mind controlled so we're fixing that, five they have all the most valuable stuff not under government lock and key, and six it's fun."
(8:47:43 PM) Ikiryo: "Well, I can certainly agree with the first and last. But why this one in particular?"
(8:50:56 PM) Q-33_North: "Horns gave me a person shopping list.  One of the people is in here, and it's as good a place as any to start doing B & E's.  Plus they might have an actual security system so, get it out of the way early."
(8:56:38 PM) Ikiryo: She nods. "Well, the pink one just left the building in some sort of...flying dickmobile. That sounds generous."
(8:58:40 PM) Q-33_North: "I mean I stole one of those when I left, so.  Anyway time to get started with the fun part of this."
(9:03:00 PM) Ikiryo: She nods "Alright, this is your job so I'll follow your lead." There seems to be two main ways in. Either in through the elevator up to the penthouse, or the landing pad on the roof.
(9:04:59 PM) Q-33_North: "What do you think, roof access or elevator?"
(9:05:43 PM) Ikiryo: "How well do you fly?"
(9:07:04 PM) Q-33_North: "I don't but there's bound to be a fire escape."
(9:07:59 PM) Ikiryo: "Hmm...could also go from a nearby building roof."
(9:08:37 PM) Q-33_North: "True.  Sounds like that's your plan of choice then?"
(9:09:40 PM) Ikiryo: "Yeah but it's your job~"
(9:12:08 PM) Q-33_North: "You're the planetside acquisition specialist, I'm much better at this in space.  Anyway, you see any buildings around here that look solid?"
(9:13:58 PM) Ikiryo: "There is that bank I robbed yesterday." She points at a large building with a massive tzeench logo on the front of it.
(9:14:38 PM) Q-33_North: "I'm going to pretend to be surprised by that.  Sure.  Let's go with that one."
(9:17:24 PM) Ikiryo: "Hey, the safe deposit boxes had a heap of loot...and Tzeench guys build the best security...full of back doors in case they need to betray thier master for power. It's nearly as bad as Malal." She smirks
(9:19:20 PM) Q-33_North: "Alright, let's do it.  I doubt they've had time to update security since."
(9:22:00 PM) Ikiryo: "Well, they likely don't know it's missing yet unless the Lord of Assholes told them personally~ As an aside: Did you know he has personal safe deposit boxes?" She leads on, slipping down off the building she's on and leading on towards the bank.
(9:22:36 PM) ***Q-33_North follows.  "Anything good?"
(9:27:50 PM) Ikiryo: "Nothing too major. Just Khartoth the Hungerer." She shrugs, flashing one of the guards with an ID badge. "Security inspection. No, you were not told. It's a secret."
(9:28:52 PM) ***Q-33_North looms behind her, arms folded.
(9:30:16 PM) Ikiryo: The guard, a human with heavy mystical tattoos looks at the pair...but lets them through. [From: Eloise - They have so many secrets here, even they can't keep track of who's lying]
(9:31:05 PM) Q-33_North: [Hahahahaha.  So, what's a Kartoth?]
(9:32:04 PM) Ikiryo: [It's a Khornate blade. Eats the target's time as well as his life. So he gets slower every time you hit him until he stops moving when he dies. Seems kinda pointless, most people already stop moving when they die.]
(9:34:36 PM) Q-33_North: [Might be good for things that don't permanently die? Where to from here? These places are always a maze.]
(9:36:41 PM) ***Q-33_North glances around as they walk.
(9:36:42 PM) Ikiryo: [This way.] She heads to a flight of stairs [We want to start heading up, swap to the other stairs at the third floor and back again at the second. Yes, I know what I just said. This place sucks.]
(9:37:20 PM) Ikiryo: It seems like a suprisingly functional bank, a lot of blue bird-like people about. Some more humanoid looking than others.
(9:38:55 PM) Q-33_North: [I mean this is simple because it still has to exist in three dimensional space, unlike, say, navigating the warp in a ship.]
(9:39:46 PM) Ikiryo: [Eh, mostly. I know two doors go to the same room entrance.]
(9:44:18 PM) Q-33_North: [Sure.  Let me know when we're about to get to the top floor.]
(9:45:11 PM) Ikiryo: She leads up few a through confusing rooms, a series of hallways and what looks like a chocolate factory at some point where a bandaged rainbow winged woman is leading a tour of children. Finally they arrive at a doorway. [Top floor, here we are.]
(9:46:03 PM) ***Q-33_North shrugs and opens it.
(9:46:41 PM) Ikiryo: The top floor is...honestly remarkably boring and grey for such a weird walk through there. The apartment building is next door...about a ten meter jump away.
(9:52:38 PM) ***Q-33_North takes a running leap straight at the other building.
(9:55:03 PM) Ikiryo: She gets...most of the way there, the tips of her fingers touching the edge...
(9:55:44 PM) Ikiryo: The Sister...makes it and then some, gravity seeming a lot less strong on her than Q-33.
(9:55:59 PM) Q-33_North: "Little help?"
(9:56:56 PM) Ikiryo: She dashes over, helping pull Q-33 up onto the roof. The pair avoid tumbling into the pool that makes up most of it.
(9:58:07 PM) Q-33_North: "It's probably good we didn't end up in that."
(9:58:49 PM) Ikiryo: "...yeah, no bets on if that's drugged. I mean, for one...it's pink."
(10:00:13 PM) Q-33_North: "Yeah." She looks for a door into the building.  "It's probably magic drugged which is worse."
(10:01:04 PM) Ikiryo: The penthouse seems to be mostly open-plan, a large glass building...in particular the bedrooms. And full of all sorts of fetish gear.
(10:03:48 PM) Ikiryo: There is large doors with...seriously? Even the handles look like dicks? This is a monofocus even by demon standards.
(10:04:04 PM) Q-33_North: ". . . If she has a gas stove we should leave it running and leave a candle a couple of rooms over."
(10:06:44 PM) Ikiryo: "...not until I put a gas mask on. I don't trust anything coming out of anything here."
(6:56:45 PM) Q-33_North: "I mean we could set it to blow like, a while after we left."
(6:57:51 PM) Ikiryo: "Sounds like the safer option." She nods.
(6:59:21 PM) Q-33_North: "Anyway we should rummage for anything we actually want to keep." She snaps on a pair of rubber gloves.
(7:00:31 PM) Ikiryo: She nods, already wearing heavy gloves herself. "Split up or go together? This place is pretty big."
(7:01:42 PM) Q-33_North: "Split up and get on communication if you need me?"
(7:05:06 PM) Ikiryo: "Sounds good." She nods,  slipping open the lock on the door with practiced ease.
(7:06:52 PM) ***Q-33_North meanwhile goes to look for any abandoned cards.  Specifically a work id but she'll take any credit cards or other IDs
(7:07:10 PM) Q-33_North: Also her home computer.  And anything else valuable.
(7:14:20 PM) Ikiryo: Her home computer is very soon found. It's in a small, professional office with a closed off wardrobe on one side. There is faint moaning from the wardrobe.
(7:15:32 PM) ***Q-33_North notes to check that later.  Does she have her passwords on sticky notes around the monitor?
(7:17:36 PM) Ikiryo: She does! They are single word passwords!
(7:22:55 PM) Ikiryo: She also finds a credit card sitting in front of the computer. Her pin number is written on the back where her signature should be.
(7:23:00 PM) Ikiryo: She's pretty sure this demon isn't good at tech.
(7:23:26 PM) ***Q-33_North pulls out a spare communicator (5 for 10 credits), and logs into everything.  She's not wasting the Serpent's processing power on this, but getting emails will be helpful.  She pockets the card too.  Where is the work ID though, that's important.
(7:24:16 PM) Ikiryo: Doesn't seem to be here, at least in this room. It's not hard to log in, though it looks like she's using online mail hosting rather than a personal server.
(7:25:31 PM) ***Q-33_North resists the urge to fix this bitche's infosec game for her.  Still this might be useful, though it's probably going to be a lot of ultraporn.
(7:27:01 PM) Ikiryo: Her favorites Do have her main email site...and the computer has the password stored!
(7:28:37 PM) Q-33_North: Let's see, is there any other pieces of life data she can steal. . .
(7:38:26 PM) Ikiryo1: Oh...hey, there is some information about flaws in the rewriting memetics they use, ways they can be gotten rid of more easily. This looks rather interesting...
(7:41:01 PM) ***Q-33_North double clicks on that, that sounds useful.
(7:45:59 PM) Ikiryo1: ...according to her systems, it's ten minutes later when Eloise is tapping her on the shoulder.
(7:46:10 PM) Ikiryo1: "You alright there?"
(7:46:30 PM) Q-33_North: "What just happened?"
(7:47:48 PM) Ikiryo1: "I found you just staring at the screen..."
(7:48:56 PM) Q-33_North: "Well I'm sure it's fine.  Did you find anything?"
(7:49:48 PM) Ikiryo1: "Yeah, I'm sure." She rolls her eyes. "I found her wallet and her work card."
(7:51:36 PM) Q-33_North: "Alright, cool.  Give it here and I can see what's in the closet, then we can set up the bomb and bounce."
(7:52:59 PM) Ikiryo1: "You sure you are alright?"
(7:53:41 PM) Q-33_North: "I'm fine.  Why wouldn't I be?"
(7:58:18 PM) Ikiryo1: "The whole staring dazedly at the screen of a slanneshi demon."
(7:59:41 PM) Q-33_North: "I'll run a system scan when we're not in her office, come on, I'm pretty sure there's someone in the closet." She throws it open without waiting.
(8:02:26 PM) Ikiryo1: ...well, a person shaped figure at least. A tiny, four foot tall girl with massive hips and bust, a waist Q-33 could put two hands around and long reddish-blonde hair that nearly drags on the ground despite the fact she's currently hung up in a bondage harness. The only part of her face visible is her massive bright red lips and her body is hidden by leather.
(8:03:32 PM) Ikiryo1: Her hands are bound behind her back and she's wearing heels that are well over a foot tall.
(8:05:12 PM) Q-33_North: "If I wasn't going to do the sabotage thing I would just close this door again." She mutters before going to slice the woman out so she can actually leave the closet and use her hands.
(8:05:55 PM) Ikiryo1: "Just pretend you didn't see it?"
(8:06:28 PM) Ikiryo1: Without the harness she's wearing tiny short shorts, a blindfold and a bikini top. She doesn't seem comfortable without the arm binders on.
(8:07:35 PM) Q-33_North: "I mean that's the idea but if we leave her in here when we blow up the room that's bad."
(8:09:52 PM) Ikiryo1: "Just a little, yes." She raises an eyebrow at Q-33.
(8:10:00 PM) Ikiryo1: The bondage girl shivers, seeming dazed and out of it.
(8:10:37 PM) Q-33_North: "Anyway do we have an exit plan?"
(8:11:54 PM) Ikiryo1: "Over to the next building, down and out that way?"
(8:13:17 PM) Q-33_North: "Works for me.  Go set a candle two rooms out of the kitchen and I'll just turn on the gas?"
(8:13:54 PM) Ikiryo1: "Sounds good to me." She heads off towards a bit away from the kitchen.
(8:17:12 PM) ***Q-33_North meanwhile ducks into it, activates her space helmet and turns on the gas.
(8:18:00 PM) Ikiryo1: ...that gas is pink...and is making flowers on the nearby table flower and turn pink. It's likely very good that she's got her helmet on.
(8:19:15 PM) Q-33_North: "I really hope this is explosive." She backs out of the room.  "Okay we need to go before this spreads too far."
(8:20:20 PM) Ikiryo1: The Sister has put a helmet on herself, a metal one that looks like it would fit better on power armour than her lighter carapace armour. She nods to Q-33.
(8:22:37 PM) ***Q-33_North picks up the random person they found and carries her over one shoulder as they go to leave.
(8:23:25 PM) Ikiryo1: She shivers, not resisting. She's decently heavy for her size but is easy enough to carry. The pair soon make it to an ajacent building. [From: Eloise - Maybe we should keep going. Just in case]
(8:24:11 PM) You are now known as Ikiryo
(8:26:05 PM) Q-33_North: [Which one? I mean the bank should be safe because of the weird space. Unless that's not how this works.]
(8:26:21 PM) Ikiryo: [Just keep going away until it blows?]
(8:29:46 PM) Q-33_North: [Works for me.]
(8:31:16 PM) Ikiryo: They get three buildings further away before the building goes up in a giant pink mushroom cloud, consuming the buildings on either side of it, including the bank.
(8:32:21 PM) Ikiryo: [...wow, that stuff is very explosive.] Only the penthouse seems destroyed afterwards however...though the buildings about are a lot more pink and any poor people walking nearby got a very sudden case of cosmetic alteration magic and makeovers.
(8:34:19 PM) Q-33_North: [Well, look, I'm sure they have something to do about it.  You make the jumping thing look very easy by the way.]
(8:35:46 PM) Ikiryo: [Eldarin Flip Belt. Won if off a Harlequin in a drinking contest.]
(8:37:27 PM) Q-33_North: [Nice.]
(8:37:44 PM) Ikiryo: [So, back to the ship? Or anything else planned?]
(8:41:56 PM) Q-33_North: [Yeah the only other thing I'm going to do doesn't need to be out.]
(8:42:36 PM) Ikiryo: [Oh?]
(8:45:46 PM) Q-33_North: [Yeah.  She needs a new apartment building, and I think she wants to live in a place with impossible architecture.~]
(8:46:19 PM) Ikiryo: [Sounds good to me.]