Eng Goosebumps

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Subtitle by : SALILA

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"Madison, Delaware," wow.

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Mom, are you positive
there weren't any other places...

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- looking for vice principals?
- Like where?

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- Guantanamo Bay?
- Too hot.

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- North Korea?
- No. They didn't call me back.

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Detroit?

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This is it.

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Come on, come on.

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Look. A yard.
You'd never get this in New York.

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You don't have to sell me on this place.

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- I'm staying because I love you.
- I love you too.

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And I looked into it.

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Legally, I can't live on my own
until I'm 18.

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Look at this kitchen.
It's bigger than our apartment.

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We don't cook.

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Well, look at all of this counter space
to put the takeout on.

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Do you hear that?

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- No, I don't hear anything.
- Exactly.

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Live from New York, it's my sister Gale.

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With special guest, my nephew Zach.

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- Get in here with a hug.
- Hey.

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- It's an SNL reference.
- Yeah.

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- You lived in New York.
- Yeah.

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Oh, my goodness. Look at you.

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You're not in any color.

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- Hey.
- We should change that.

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- Oh, my God. It's good to see you.
- Wow, you too.

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Okay. Let me take him in.

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Oh, my gosh. He gets more handsome
every time I see him.

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- So good-looking.
- Thank you, Aunt Lorraine.

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He's just a beautiful boy.

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Thank God,
because you were such an ugly baby.

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- There it is.
- What? It's fine. He's handsome now.

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It's not like he's gonna go ugly,
handsome and then back to ugly.

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No. The danger's passed.
Oh, I almost forgot.

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I got a present for you
because I'm a cool aunt.

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This is from my new signature men's line.

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Check it out.

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- Awesome.
- It's limited edition...

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so you're not gonna see
a lot of men wearing that hat.

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Yeah, I can't imagine
anyone would be wearing it.

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- It's so limited edition.
- Try it on. Make sure it fits.

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- Try it on right now? Okay.
- Take her for a spin.

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- Oh, yes. Look at that.
- I mean, come on. That is it.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna go unload some boxes now,
and see you around.

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Oh, honey. Leave the hat on.

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I don't want you to burn.

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- And you look good with it on.
- Thank you. Cool.

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Smooth.

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So you're the new neighbor?

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Yeah. Nice to meet you.

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How long was the drive from New York?

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No, I can just tell
by the pretty hat that you have.

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Oh, no. This... No.

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This is... This is actually
a gift from my aunt.

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It's also a gift for me and everyone
who gets to see you wearing it.

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I'm Zach, by the way.

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- I'm Hannah.
- Hannah.

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I gotta go.

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Good talk.

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Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.

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Just... Just me and my mom.

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- This hat was a gift.
- You see that fence?

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Do you see the fence?

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- Yes.
- Stay on your side of it.

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You stay away from my daughter,
you stay away from me...

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and we won't have a problem.

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Well, just met our neighbor.

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He's a big teddy bear.

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Oh, Mr. Shivers?

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Yeah, he moved to town a few years ago.

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Very mysterious.

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Very sexy. I love his scent.

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It's like mint and BO.

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- It works.
- Yeah. Not my type.

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I remember that day.

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You okay, sweetheart?

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Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

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I'm gonna go get a head start decorating
my room. Knock it off my bucket list.

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How's he doing?

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It's been hard.

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He's putting up a wall.

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Hopefully, a change of scenery will help.

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How are you doing?

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Hopefully, a change of scenery will help.

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All right, Zach. Let's see what you got.

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Fastball.

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Two's a curve.

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Gotta get up. You gotta give me the sign.

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There you go.

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That's...

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- Oh, see? Dad's not perfect.
- No.

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Dad can get one drop.

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All right. Read the signs.

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It's all just to block.

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Don't wanna jump up.
That's how the fastballs get by.

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All right. Get ready. Go fast now. Okay?

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Honey? You okay?

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Yeah. Just found some old baby pictures.

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I really did look like baby Gollum.

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Yeah, yeah. That's always the case, right?

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- Hey, Becca.
- Oh, hey.

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New friends, new friends, new friends.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I'm going to work.
Gonna do some educating.

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Some administrating.

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Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,
which presents its own set of obstacles.

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Not sure walking in
with the vice principal is the play.

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Just give me a 60-second head start
so I at least have a chance.

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Deal. You promise you'll give it a shot?

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You know I can't promise you that.

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I promise. All right?

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And this door-locking thing....
Come on, you're better than that.

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Sixty seconds start now,
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54....

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All right. Let's find our seats,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Find our seats quickly.

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Let's find our seats.

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Okay. Let's settle down.

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Okay. Sorry.

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- Excuse me. Can we just...?
- Your friends will find you.

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Okay, cool. Okay.

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So you're the new kid.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Cool, cool.

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- Hi, Taylor.
- Hi, Chump.

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- She just call you "Chump"?
- Yes, indeed, she did.

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My real name is Champ, you know.

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But she's never talked to me before
so we're making progress.

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Three...

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two...

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one.

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Settle down.

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Good morning.

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I am so happy to introduce you
to our new vice principal, Ms. Cooper.

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And I hope that you show her
the same respect that you show me.

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Who did that?

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Who did that?

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Ms. Cooper.

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I'm watching you.

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Hi, everyone.

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I know I speak
for the entire administration...

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when I say that we are
so excited for Friday's fall dance.

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We can't stop twerking about it.

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Oh, no, she didn't.

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- She's worse than the last one.
- That's my mom.

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Oh, well, the last one was fantastic.

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I... I'm kidding.
I don't even know what twerking is.

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- But I hear it's very popular.
- So...

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you taking anyone to the dance?

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- No.
- Yeah.

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I was thinking about flying solo too.

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Hey, we should go together.

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- "Together"?
- Oh, not like "together" together.

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Dance together or anything.
Although that could work.

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You know, we get the crowd into it?
And then go split off with different girls.

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And as a final reminder,
just be safe and have fun.

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Take this. Shoot me a text or tweet me.
Has my contact info.

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My home address and locker number.

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- You know where to find me.
- Anyone.

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- Thanks.
- I mean, anyone is caught dancing...

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with their butt facing their partner,
you will be sent home immediately.

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Immediately.

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Hello?

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Is someone there?

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Did I scare you?

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- No.
- Really?

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Because you jumped
like 10 feet high, so....

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You know...

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I jump a lot.
It's how I stay in such great shape.

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- That's good.
- I...

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- Yeah, I didn't see you at school today.
- What, you were looking for me?

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- No, no. I just... I just observed...
- No, I'm homeschooled.

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Oh, by your dad?

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He seems...

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nice.

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And intense.

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- And a little tense.
- Don't take it personally.

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- He doesn't really like anyone.
- Yeah.

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So....

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So is there anything fun to do around
here aside from scaring your neighbors?

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- Okay. There is one thing that I like to do.
- Yeah?

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Come with me.

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- Hey, where are we going?
- Don't worry. It'll be fun.

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- You sure you know where you're going?
- Yes, come on.

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This way.

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You taking me somewhere to kill me?
Just curious.

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I'm playing it by ear.

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Hannah?

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Yes, Zach, follow the stranger
into the woods.

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Come on, scaredy-cat. We're almost there.

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Okay. Just a little further.

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Okay. Just wait here.

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Okay.

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Where exactly is here?

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Watch this.

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What do you think?

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It's not what I was expecting.

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So, what is this place?

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Well, they built it years ago,
but then they ran out of money.

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Now it just sits here.

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Come on. This is my favorite part.

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Wait. What are you doing?

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What are you afraid of?
I do this all the time.

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I'm... I'm not afraid.
I'm just not current with my tetanus shots.

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I hate the suburbs.

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Come on.

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You can do it. Just don't look down.

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I know.

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- You're not gonna fall.
- I wasn't planning on it.

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- There you go.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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All right.

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So I'm high off of the ground.

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It's cool, right?

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Yeah. It's cool.
You can see everything from up here.

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So...

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why'd you move to Madison?

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Well, my mom said to me:

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"Zach, if you could live anywhere
in the world, where would it be?"

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And I said, "Can we please move
to Madison, Delaware?

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- That'd be my dream."
- Are you always this sarcastic?

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Always? No, that's a strong word.
Not always. Usually.

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I'm sorry. It's just...

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It's just been me and my mom
since my dad died last year, so yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't really think about it
much anymore.

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What about you?

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I never knew my mom,
and we're always moving...

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from one town to the next.

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That really sucks.

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It's fine.

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Hey.

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Can I ask you something
really serious, Hannah?

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Yeah. What?

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How do we get down?

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- I'm serious. Is there a plan?
- No.

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- How do you normally get down?
- You can't. You're stuck.

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Wow, I can't believe you ate
that cotton candy.

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And you know what's scary
is it actually tasted kind of fine.

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So...

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thanks for tonight. That was...

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- the least terrible time I've had here.
- Oh, Zach. That's so sweet.

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That's... I... Really.

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Okay.

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Hey, Hannah. I'm...

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I'm probably gonna take out the trash
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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So, you know,
you feel like creeping up on someone...

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that works for me.

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All right.
I'll keep that in mind, scaredy-cat.

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Hannah.

251
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,769
- What are you doing out here?
- I'm so sorry.

252
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,567
This is your last warning.

253
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,196
You stay away from us,
or something very bad will happen.

254
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,906
I believe you.

255
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,211
"What is X?"

256
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,083
What is X?

257
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,421
Dad, it's not a big deal.

258
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,554
- You have to understand...
- I don't have to understand anything.

259
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,051
We were just talking.
Why can't I have friends?

260
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,137
- You know why!
- That's not fair.

261
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,395
- You can't lock me up.
- You're never allowed to see that boy.

262
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,770
You understand me? Ever!

263
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,931
Dad, please calm down.

264
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,475
- Hannah.
- No!

265
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,537
What?

266
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,514
- What?
- I heard a scream. Is Hannah okay?

267
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,183
- There was no scream.
- What?

268
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,811
Get out of here, or the last scream
you ever hear will be your own.

269
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,016
No. Wait, wait...

270
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,355
Mom.

271
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,862
- Hey, Mom. Mom. Mom.
- Oh, hey, sweetie.

272
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,945
- Hey, how about quinoa for dinner?
- Hannah's in trouble.

273
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,072
Oh, who's Hannah?

274
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,873
Madison County 911.

275
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,160
Hi, yes. I live on Monroe.

276
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,704
- It's an emergency, I think.
- Zach, what's going on?

277
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,964
Yeah. Maybe possibly
a domestic disturbance. I don't know.

278
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,306
You're under arrest.

279
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,971
I love that enthusiasm. I love that.
Keep it, but we're just not there yet.

280
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,478
Hello, sir. My name's Officer Stevens.
This is Training Officer Brooks.

281
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,859
- Sorry about that.
- You don't need to be sorry.

282
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,610
- You're doing a great job.
- Really?

283
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,895
You're doing fantastic.

284
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,316
We got a call about a possible
10-16 at your residence.

285
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,405
Which is?

286
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,236
Don't tell me.

287
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,622
It's a domestic disturbance.

288
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,077
Absolutely right.

289
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,662
- Really?
- Absolutely right.

290
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,250
Strange because I've been here alone
and I haven't heard a thing.

291
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,459
No, no, he's lying.

292
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,045
Where's Hannah?
I know it was her screaming.

293
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,257
Okay, yes. Hannah's my daughter,
and she's been staying with me...

294
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,139
for a while while her mother
sorted a few things out...

295
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,512
with her new husband.

296
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,845
She flew back to London yesterday morning.

297
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,645
All right. Well, that checks out.

298
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,647
Apologies, sir. Thank you for your time.

299
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,604
We're sorry for the disturbance.

300
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,075
Surround sound.

301
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,328
I didn't know being an audiophile
was a crime.

302
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,697
Being a what? A what-a-phile?

303
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,249
That just means that he is
a connoisseur...

304
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,910
of high-end audio equipment.

305
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,414
Hi. I'm so sorry. We haven't properly met.

306
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,967
I'm Gale Cooper, your new neighbor.
It's a beautiful home you have.

307
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,423
Pleasure's mine.

308
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,305
Thank you so much for stopping by
and bringing your...

309
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,057
delightful son and the police.

310
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,138
Again, I'm so sorry.

311
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:04,392
Apologies for this, sir. We hate coming
into the home of an upstanding citizen.

312
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:08,150
Really sorry. I mean, obviously,
you're not doing anything....

313
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:12,359
If you would like to press charges against
the boy, we would love to help you.

314
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,820
Hannah! Hannah!

315
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,359
- Hannah!
- No. Hold on, big guy.

316
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,823
- Just look upstairs. Trust me.
- Should I tase him?

317
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,660
- I'll tase him.
- I like that moxie, but we'll hold off.

318
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,917
Have any idea what the penalty is
for filing a false police report?

319
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,916
- Three years.
- Close. It's actually a written warning.

320
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,248
Hold on. Mom, tell me
you don't believe him.

321
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,792
- Surround sound? Seriously?
- Zach, enough.

322
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,511
Go home.

323
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,933
- Oh, officers. I'm so sorry.
- It's all right, ma'am.

324
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,723
We should recommend
a good treatment center for your son.

325
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,359
- Yeah. That kid's on drugs.
- That kid is on drugs.

326
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,736
Good night.

327
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,398
Gale.

328
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,988
- It's Lorraine.
- I can see you.

329
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,948
It's your sister.

330
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,867
- Hi. Thanks for coming.
- Hi.

331
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,283
I have to chaperone the dance
at the high school.

332
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,622
- I don't wanna leave Zach alone tonight.
- Gale.

333
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,755
He's a teenage boy
having a hard time adjusting.

334
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:16,135
You know what he needs?
A night in with his aunt, BeDazzling.

335
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,716
- Thanks. I hate fighting with him.
- I know.

336
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,177
- It'll get better. Just give it some time.
- Okay.

337
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,763
All right. Kit coming through,
and don't worry.

338
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,349
It's gonna be all about Zach tonight.

339
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,559
Zach!

340
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,266
So we went out to sushi on Wednesday.

341
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,853
And we both ordered the chicken teriyaki,
which is like, "It's fate."

342
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:38,116
And then, I haven't heard from him since,
which is a bummer because I liked him.

343
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:42,074
He didn't laugh at any of my jokes,
but I felt like there was something there.

344
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,826
I don't know. Not like I even care.

345
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:48,118
It's like, whatever.
I should listen to my psychic.

346
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:52,046
She says, "Stop dating losers,
and never go on a plane."

347
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:53,835
I knew it.

348
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,092
Oh, so you think he's playing hard to get?

349
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,628
Or the more likely scenario:

350
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,592
He lost his phone in, like, a fire.

351
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,800
- Yeah, I think he lost his phone.
- Yeah. I do too.

352
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,094
You know, I... I totally forgot.

353
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,934
I have a huge test on Monday
that I gotta study for.

354
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,817
So I'm just gonna do that all night,
and definitely don't come in my room.

355
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,101
Oh, okay.

356
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,112
- Yeah. See you.
- Night, sweetie.

357
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,360
But you know what, I'm just gonna
call him. Now I'm worried he's dead.

358
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,326
Hey, hey, hey.

359
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,460
Over here.

360
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,957
Wait. So how is this gonna work?
Are you my wingman, or am I yours?

361
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,797
- You're wearing that?
- Gotta tell you something. Get down.

362
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,303
Dude, no.
This is a new suit, all right? Get off.

363
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,591
- Where are the girls?
- Yeah. I just said that to get you here.

364
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,845
I need your help.

365
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,180
So there are no girls?

366
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,429
Well, there is one girl.

367
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,596
My man!

368
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,810
What? What?

369
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,476
But she's locked in this house,
and her dad's a psychopath.

370
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:57,565
Does she have a friend?

371
00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,821
No. I'm serious.

372
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,448
You said there was gonna be girls,
and not only are there no girls...

373
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:09,332
there's a psychopath, and I'm in a suit.
How do you know he's gonna leave?

374
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,960
I called and pretended to be the cops.
I asked him to come to the station.

375
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,667
- You can get in big trouble.
- Just a written warning.

376
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,624
Dude. It's wet dirt, dude.
My pants are gonna get muddied.

377
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,379
He's right there.

378
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,651
All right. Let's go.

379
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,112
- Come on. Dude.
- Okay, okay.

380
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,156
- My dry-cleaning bill will be ridiculous.
- Come on.

381
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,708
- Where'd you learn that, New York?
- No, YouTube.

382
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:10,426
- Okay, stay here and watch the driveway.
- Wait here by myself?

383
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,604
- Out in the dark?
- Yes, Champ. You're the lookout.

384
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,274
If Shivers comes back,
just give me a sign like:

385
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,771
Okay, just so we're clear...

386
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:22,321
if I sense any danger,
I will run the other way.

387
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,476
Where am I?

388
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,156
You're supposed to be the lookout.

389
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,372
And that's not gonna change.
I'll just be the lookout in here.

390
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,376
No, no, by definition
you have to be somewhere out, looking.

391
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,255
Let me explain something. You know how
they say teenagers have no fear of death?

392
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,840
That they're never gonna get hurt?
Not me, okay?

393
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,506
I was born with the gift of fear.
I remember being 4...

394
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,800
on a swing thinking,
"This is how it ends."

395
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,261
You're not gonna die. At least not today.

396
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,642
- Okay? It's gonna be okay.
- Yeah, you're right.

397
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,433
- Okay.
- I'm being ridiculous.

398
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,813
Oh, bear traps.

399
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,238
Who puts bear traps in their basement?
I mean, seriously.

400
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:55,576
Let's go.

401
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:01,045
What? Let's go outside where it's safe.
Where there's no bear traps.

402
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,800
I think I swallowed some web.

403
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,563
Dude, this way.

404
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,824
Come on. Come on.

405
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,547
Up there.

406
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,718
It's coming from that room.

407
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,601
Hannah?

408
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,922
That's weird. It's like the noise
is coming from this bookcase.

409
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,840
Well, it's an old house.

410
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,891
Check this out.

411
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,893
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight.

412
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:43,226
The Ghost Next Door,
Night of the Living Dummy.

413
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,649
These are all Goosebumps manuscripts.

414
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,604
What's he doing with
a bunch of kids' books?

415
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,818
These aren't kids' books. Okay?

416
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,200
Kids' books help you fall asleep.
These books keep you up all night.

417
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,613
"R.L. Stine."
What ever happened to that guy?

418
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,289
Who knows? He disappeared.
Does it matter? Let's go.

419
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,083
The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena.

420
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,412
My grandma lives in Pasadena.
I stopped visiting after reading this.

421
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,962
Okay.

422
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:12,293
- We're not here for book club.
- I know, but why are these books locked?

423
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,923
I mean, who would lock a book?

424
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:18,258
Maybe there's, like, a key or something
we can unlock it with.

425
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:22,595
Okay, if it really matters that much,
look at this. All right?

426
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:23,804
Mystery solved.

427
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,102
Now let's get back to why... Look out!

428
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,186
Zach?

429
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:33,572
Hey, Hannah.

430
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,991
What are you doing in my house?

431
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,995
- I thought you were chained up, possibly.
- Why would you think that?

432
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,950
Because I heard you scream,
and then I called the police.

433
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,535
- Okay, both of you need to go right now.
- Yes. Okay.

434
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,874
One second.

435
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,630
Hi. Hi, I'm Champ. Nice to meet you.

436
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:53,710
Hey, we're going to the semiformal
later tonight...

437
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,800
and I don't know,
you should come and invite a friend.

438
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:01,684
- I really don't care what she looks like.
- Did you unlock a book?

439
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:05,096
Yeah, I did. I'm sorry. It's around
here somewhere. I just dropped it.

440
00:30:05,196 --> 00:30:08,027
I'll put it back where it belongs
and we'll be out of your hair.

441
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,938
- Look. Here it is...
- No. Don't open it.

442
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,612
No!

443
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:20,091
- What's going on?
- Nobody make a sound.

444
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,240
My dad's gonna kill me.

445
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,744
Wait. Zach.

446
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,450
Zach.

447
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,841
Wait, Hannah.

448
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:06,262
- Hannah. Hannah, wait.
- Go home. You're in over your head.

449
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:10,096
- You wanna tell me what's going on?
- No, I can't explain. I have to go.

450
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,606
Zach, wait. Wait. Come on. Listen.

451
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:15,901
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
- Dude, what are you doing?

452
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,354
- Dude. Dude, get off me.
- Listen very carefully.

453
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,193
That's the Abominable Snowman.

454
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,822
You don't get that nickname by accident.
And it crawled out of a book.

455
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,904
- That doesn't just happen, Zach.
- I'm going after Hannah.

456
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,742
Look, I read what it did to Pasadena.
It's no joke, man.

457
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,305
She went in there.

458
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:56,107
Yeah. She's not the only one
who went in there.

459
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,529
Dude, we should call the cops.

460
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,990
Have you met the cops in this town?

461
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,034
Fair enough.

462
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:28,640
Do you see the scratches on that wall?

463
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,635
Yes.

464
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,845
Just making sure.

465
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,022
Is that your scream?

466
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,445
Don't judge me.

467
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,486
Over here. This way.

468
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:56,326
What is she gonna do, read it a story?

469
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,269
Hannah? What is happening?

470
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,471
- How did that pop out of a book?
- It's here.

471
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:20,984
- Hey, we should get a gun.
- Are you kidding? We need a tank.

472
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,861
Wait. He's made out of snow.

473
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,272
- Flamethrower.
- Bag of salt.

474
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,690
- Flamethrower.
- Quiet.

475
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,825
He can't be killed.

476
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,049
It's candy.

477
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,138
Look out!

478
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,493
Come on. It's distracted.

479
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:17,082
- Hannah, come on. Let's go.
- What are you doing? Get off. No. Stop it.

480
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,244
The only way to stop them
is to suck them back into the book.

481
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:24,131
- Drop the book. Let it suck itself back in.
- No, I'm not close enough.

482
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:37,094
- What are you doing? Open the book.
- Just wait.

483
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,768
- Hannah, open the book.
- Not yet.

484
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:41,977
- Hannah.
- Now!

485
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,446
- The book.
- Hannah, what are you doing?

486
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,944
Hannah.

487
00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:59,199
- No.
- No.

488
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,000
Don't let it get the book.

489
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,225
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

490
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,769
- Come on, let's go!
- Come on. Come on.

491
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,063
Over here. Come on.

492
00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:24,645
- Come on.
- Good idea. Punch it.

493
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,697
Bad idea. Bad idea. Get off that thing.

494
00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,638
Run.

495
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,555
Hurry, this way. Guys, come on. In here.

496
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,104
Guys, come on. Hurry!

497
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,581
Yes.

498
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,729
All of you in the car, now!

499
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,195
- What are you gonna do to us?
- Silence.

500
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,238
- We can't even ask questions...?
- Shut up.

501
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,611
They were trying to help.

502
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,319
I told you to stay away,
or something bad would happen.

503
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:43,030
That's the problem with kids today.
They don't listen.

504
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,869
You had to pick
Abominable Snowman of Pasadena.

505
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,751
You couldn't have picked
Little Shop of Hamsters.

506
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,963
You're him, aren't you?

507
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,711
You're R.L. Stine.

508
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:59,012
- R.L. who? I don't know who that is.
- Oh, really?

509
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,095
Well, just as well,
because his books suck.

510
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,099
- What are you doing?
- I can't decide...

511
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:10,523
which one I hate more,
Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms!

512
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,145
I'm so confused.

513
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,024
You see the endings coming
from a mile away. It's like...

514
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,447
stop trying to be Stephen King, man.

515
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,869
Let me tell you about Steve King.

516
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:28,534
Steve King wishes he could write like me,
and I've sold way more books than him.

517
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,584
- But nobody ever talks about that!
- Okay.

518
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,461
Way more books!

519
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:37,459
Dad, your face is doing
the red thing again.

520
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:39,506
No way.

521
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:42,263
Wait, you're R.L. Stine? That's you?

522
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,009
Really? Really?
Hey, can I get a picture real quick?

523
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,434
- No.No.
- Come on. Come on.

524
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,137
- The answer's "yes."
- I said no.

525
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:52,023
What? I... No! Get that thing out of here.

526
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,437
I'm sorry. I just wanted a photo
real quick for my lnstagram.

527
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,112
Oh, is that all? Let me see.

528
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,114
- Oh, yeah. Here you go.
- Thank you.

529
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,378
Hey, what happens now?

530
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,469
Go home, put on your p.j.'s,
get your blankie, you go nap-nap.

531
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,851
In the morning, this will
feel like a bad dream.

532
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,057
- Dad, wait.
- There's no time. Start packing.

533
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,892
We're moving again.

534
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,735
So, what do you wanna do now?

535
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,896
Zach, dude.

536
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:44,701
- But I don't wanna leave. I like it here.
- Hannah, you have to understand.

537
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:48,075
I don't have to understand anything.
Why can't we be normal for once?

538
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,032
Because we're not a normal family.
Now go get your things.

539
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,332
I'm so over this.

540
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,370
Teenagers!

541
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,470
I could've killed you.

542
00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,469
- That was a terrible throw.
- How?

543
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,183
What are you doing here? Go home.

544
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,974
No, no. Not until you explain
what's going on.

545
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,900
No, no, no. I can't explain it.

546
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,399
We were almost just eaten
by Frosty the Snowman...

547
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,359
which should be impossible, so try.

548
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,860
Okay, look.

549
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,367
Where do I begin?

550
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:31,823
When I was younger, I suffered from
terrible allergies that kept me indoors.

551
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:36,086
And all the kids threw rocks
at my window and called me names.

552
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,708
So I created my own friends.

553
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,715
Monsters, demons, ghouls...

554
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:45,261
to terrorize my neighborhood
and all the kids that made fun of me.

555
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,927
And they became real to me.

556
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,050
And then one day...

557
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,343
they actually...

558
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,013
became...

559
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,022
real.

560
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,230
My monsters literally leapt off the page.

561
00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:05,649
As long as the books remain locked,
we're safe...

562
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,113
but when they open...

563
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:12,122
well, you've just seen what happens.

564
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,371
I'm allergic to dust mites.

565
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,452
What's your point?

566
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,880
I'm just saying, I have allergies too
so I understand.

567
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:26,966
Why am I talking to you? Hannah, let's go.

568
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:31,387
- Hannah.
- Sorry.

569
00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,471
Let's go.

570
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,519
Hannah, you grab A to M,
I'll get M to zed.

571
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,477
And keep the man-eating plant
away from the bug-eyed aliens.

572
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,858
Oh, no. Not him.

573
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:48,025
Hello, Papa.

574
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,622
How long's it been?

575
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,203
Feels like forever.

576
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,369
Who are your new friends?

577
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,375
- We're not.
- Barely know him.

578
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,957
Slappy, it's so nice to see you again.

579
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:07,465
- Did you miss me?
- Of course I missed you.

580
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,138
So, what's the plan, friend?

581
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,470
You must've brought me out
for something fun.

582
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,430
Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town?

583
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,558
Let's get silly.

584
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:25,771
You guessed it, Slappy.
I'm going to destroy Madison, and I...

585
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,823
And I couldn't do it without you.

586
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:33,115
Shucks. You're giving me...
Oh, what's the word?

587
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:34,912
Goosebumps.

588
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,876
- Oh, my God. He's so creepy.
- Oh, he is such a crack-up.

589
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,171
Such a clever dummy.

590
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,750
Who are you calling "dummy," dummy?

591
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,555
You're trying to put me back in?

592
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,554
No, no, no. Don't be silly.

593
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,016
I know when you're lying to me, Papa.

594
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:05,151
You've made Slappy very unhappy.

595
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:09,234
He's not going back on the shelf
ever again.

596
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:10,735
Slappy, no, wait!

597
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:17,118
I think it's time I started
pulling the strings in this relationship.

598
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,080
Tonight is gonna be the best story
you've ever written.

599
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,834
All of your children
are coming out to play.

600
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,426
Oh, thank God he's gone.

601
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,632
Oh, God.

602
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:32,920
He's gone.

603
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,883
And he's taken all the books.

604
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:51,481
That one's a real page-turner.

605
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,834
Congratulations.
You've just released a demon.

606
00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:05,871
A ventriloquist dummy
with a serious Napoleonic complex.

607
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,581
For the record, I opened one book.
That was a mistake.

608
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:10,500
Snowman must've knocked
Slappy's book down.

609
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,760
I still blame him. I don't like you, boy.

610
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,764
It's locked from the outside.

611
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:21,227
Out the kitchen door. Go now.

612
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:29,777
- Why is that here?
- I don't know.

613
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,795
Hi.

614
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:06,101
Maybe they're friendly.

615
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,980
Not friendly. Definitely not friendly.

616
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:24,164
He's stuck to my face.
Definitely not friendly.

617
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,707
Dad!

618
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:28,961
Hold on. I'll save you.

619
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,499
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

620
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:43,184
Ready, set, go.

621
00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:49,356
No!

622
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:51,020
I'm sorry.

623
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,479
Help me. Oh, no, no, no. Help, someone.

624
00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:56,985
Get back. Get back.

625
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,662
Get back.

626
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:06,074
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

627
00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:09,585
- Help me. Help me. Get them off.
- Okay.

628
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,462
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

629
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,039
Quickly.

630
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,042
Shut it. Shut it.

631
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,424
- Did you get them all?
- Heave-ho. Heave-ho....

632
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,347
- Untie me.
- I imagined something different.

633
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,680
"Come over to my house.
There will be girls. I'm your wingman."

634
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:36,108
Oh, no, no, no.

635
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,318
We need to get to the basement.

636
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,108
- It's locked.
- I picked it.

637
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:42,993
That's breaking and entering.

638
00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,327
Watch out for the bear traps.

639
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,705
- Why did it have to be bear traps?
- All right, come on. Hurry.

640
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:12,223
- Lock it. Lock it.
- Okay.

641
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,399
Why couldn't you have written stories
about rainbows and unicorns?

642
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,731
Because that doesn't sell
400 million copies.

643
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,774
Whoa, domestic?

644
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:25,491
No, worldwide.
It's still very impressive. Shut up.

645
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,046
What is that?

646
00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,070
- He's burning the books.
- Why's he doing that?

647
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,526
So there's no way to get
the monsters back inside.

648
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:04,153
It's Slappy's revenge.

649
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:08,363
Slappy's Revenge. That's a good title.

650
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,998
Sorry, folks. I'd slow down,
but I can't reach the brake.

651
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,754
Hey, check out my new best seller.

652
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,423
It'll grow on you.

653
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:38,481
Dropped calls are gonna be
the least of this town's problems.

654
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,730
I'm driving myself crazy.

655
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,455
The town has been invaded.
Communications are down.

656
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:03,798
We're talking mass chaos,
and no one knows how to stop it.

657
00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,299
What do you think?

658
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:07,554
I'm not sure. I...

659
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,590
- I don't know.
- It's The Blob.

660
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,348
The Blob. The original one
with Steve McQueen.

661
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,439
I can't believe you don't know that movie.

662
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:19,726
Come over to my house.
I got it on LaserDisc. We'll wa...

663
00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:22,854
Power went out again.

664
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,653
God. All night with this.

665
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:29,739
Well, these emergency lights
should kick on soon.

666
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:40,834
Somebody left their ventriloquist dummy.

667
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,384
Who you calling "dummy"?

668
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,299
It's talking. What is that thing?

669
00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:51,098
I come in peace. Unarmed.

670
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:55,348
- I just wanna read you a bedtime story.
- Sir, shut your mouth.

671
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:58,060
- That's not gonna stop me.
- Hands where I can see them.

672
00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:02,227
Officers, you've been relieved
of your duties.

673
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,066
Now, freeze.

674
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,035
Hello?

675
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,794
Oh, hello, cutie. You must be lost.

676
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,630
And no tags.

677
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,669
Well, let's get you some water.

678
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:31,635
We'll take you around the neighborhood
and find your owner.

679
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:32,969
Is he handsome?

680
00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:34,804
Is he single?

681
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:38,221
Is he thinking about leaving his wife
and needs a push?

682
00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:47,234
All right. Trying not to spill.

683
00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,273
Don't be clumsy, Lorraine.

684
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,319
Okay, you must be so thirsty.

685
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,358
Everyone in town's been frozen.

686
00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,822
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dad.
Dad, what happened to...?

687
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,162
Wait.

688
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,210
Oh, thank God.

689
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:46,418
Guys, false alarm. It's not my dad.

690
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,959
- What are we going to do?
- Without those manuscripts...

691
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,672
there's nothing I can do.

692
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:57,425
If you wrote the monsters off the page,
maybe you could write them back on.

693
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,306
Wait... Yeah. Why don't you do that?

694
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,971
You have any idea how many stories
I'd have to write...

695
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,980
to capture every monster I've created?

696
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:07,939
- I have carpal tunnel in both hands.
- Dad, listen to him. It's a great idea.

697
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:11,072
Just one. One story to capture them all.

698
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:15,660
Simple. Just one, one story,
with every monster I've ever created.

699
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:18,446
Brilliant. Really good idea.

700
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,285
He's a keeper.

701
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,539
You have a better idea?

702
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,919
A much better idea.

703
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,839
No, not now, I don't, but...

704
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:32,592
We gotta get you to a computer so you
can start writing. All right, there's...

705
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,753
There's a computer store. Just break in.

706
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,514
No, no, no. I need my typewriter.

707
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,721
- What?
- Every story I've written...

708
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:42,762
was on that Smith Corona.
It's not just me.

709
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:45,932
That typewriter is special.

710
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,358
It has a soul of its own.

711
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:52,233
If I write on anything else,
it won't work.

712
00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:53,863
Where's the typewriter?

713
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,116
Oh, don't worry.

714
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,615
It's somewhere safe.

715
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:15,670
Come on.

716
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,431
Come on, come on, come on.

717
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,598
Just give me one bar.

718
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,853
This was working earlier.

719
00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:30,692
Brains.

720
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,194
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

721
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,776
I did mean to scare you,
but in a playful way.

722
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,784
So is everything okay?

723
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:44,532
I'm sorry, I have to get hold of my son,
and I can't get any service.

724
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,958
Yeah. No one can tonight. It's weird.

725
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,710
I don't know what's going on
with my phone.

726
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,380
I can't get reception.

727
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,921
Slappy's taken out the cell-phone towers.
That's what I'd do.

728
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:01,932
He's cutting us off. Isolating us.

729
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:04,931
What was that?

730
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,357
It's the Invisible Boy. He's a menace.

731
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,148
Shove him out the window.
Roll up the window.

732
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,691
- He's got his tie.
- Help, help.

733
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,402
Hold on.

734
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,034
Not cool!

735
00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,082
Are you okay?

736
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:28,413
- Yeah.
- For sure.

737
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,832
Yeah. Wait. Wait, look out!

738
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,389
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

739
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:43,891
Everyone okay?

740
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:46,051
It came out of nowhere.

741
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:06,413
I don't remember writing
about a giant praying mantis.

742
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:10,542
- Right. Now I remember.
- Get us out of here!

743
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,287
What are you doing?

744
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,922
- Well, I can't drive if I can't see.
- Just go!

745
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,430
Oh, my God.

746
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,019
- Watch out!
- Turn left!

747
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:35,684
- Stop driving straight. Step on it.
- He's catching up.

748
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:37,319
- Turn right.
- Someone else wanna drive?

749
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,605
Because I'll pull over right now.

750
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,668
Why'd you come up
with something so freaky?

751
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:37,204
I just have a knack for it, I guess.

752
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,086
Oh, no. My Wagoneer.

753
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,710
I had such low mileage on it.

754
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:46,596
- How far are we from the high school?
- Not too far.

755
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,929
- We can cut through the cemetery.
- I'm sorry, a cemetery?

756
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:52,311
Relax. The high school's
just past the woods.

757
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,721
How do you know that?

758
00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:57,225
Sometimes I get a little stir-crazy
and go exploring.

759
00:57:57,683 --> 00:57:59,731
- When?
- At night, after you go to bed.

760
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,186
You're grounded.

761
00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:02,946
- That is so unfair.
- It's fair.

762
00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:06,530
Guys, you're both bringing up
good points, but let's keep moving.

763
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:09,369
Sneaking off at night with strange boys.

764
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,951
- Unbelievable.
- Shut it.

765
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,129
- Do you have a dollar I could borrow?
- What? No.

766
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,914
- Why?
- I'm parched.

767
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:24,506
- Take one. I'm sure they'll understand.
- Really?

768
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:26,212
Lemonade, grape...

769
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,551
- or strawberry?
- Good God, man.

770
00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:31,217
Here. Orange.

771
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:36,226
Don't know what I was thinking. There's
way more going on here than New York.

772
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,937
- What?
- You cut yourself.

773
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:41,522
- Is it bad?
- Yeah. It's really bad.

774
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,155
- Is my face messed up?
- Yeah.

775
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,648
Big time.

776
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,450
You look exactly the same.

777
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,040
Did you hear that?

778
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,844
What are you doing?

779
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:01,265
That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp.
He can smell my scent.

780
01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:10,987
No, it's not working. I have to hide.

781
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,538
Come on.

782
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,692
No, no, no.

783
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,444
Do something.

784
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,846
Come on, come on. Come on.

785
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,303
Come on. Go, go, go.

786
01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:26,145
He's on our tail. Go.

787
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,061
Go. He's right behind us.

788
01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,526
Come on. Go, go.

789
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,206
I'm stuck. Help me get out.

790
01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:43,750
- What are you doing?
- There's no time.

791
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,919
- I said get me out of here.
- Gotta go. There's no time.

792
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:50,628
I said get me out...
Oh, no. Keep going. He's chasing us.

793
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:53,088
I'm going as fast as I can.

794
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,176
- Just go. We're right behind you.
- Okay.

795
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,933
Come on. We gotta go. Get up. Get up.

796
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,722
- Come on, come on!
- Let's go, guys.

797
01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:07,562
Come on, come on, come on.

798
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,654
Let's see him get through that.

799
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,325
Go, go. Run, run.

800
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,337
- It's locked.
- This way.

801
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,145
I'm okay.

802
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,399
I'm still okay.

803
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:55,359
- Who is that?
- It's my Aunt Lorraine.

804
01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:00,368
- Oh, my gosh. I think I killed that bear.
- It was actually a werewolf.

805
01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,825
- What?
- What are you doing here?

806
01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:05,707
This is the back of my store.
Didn't know where else to go.

807
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:09,085
I can't get ahold of your mother
or the cops or anyone.

808
01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:12,456
- Hello.
- Hi. Hello.

809
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:13,839
Hi.

810
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:17,094
I don't think
we've been properly introduced.

811
01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:18,970
I'm... I'm Lorraine.

812
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,756
Hello. R.L. Stine.

813
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:23,050
We owe you a great debt of gratitude.

814
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:27,688
- Your reckless driving saved our lives.
- Oh, that old thing?

815
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:29,723
- Lorraine. Lorraine.
- So....

816
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,391
Lorraine, we don't have time.

817
01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,903
I need you to go to the police.
Tell them to meet us at the high school.

818
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,359
- All right? Can you do that? Okay.
- I can do that.

819
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,492
- Did you wanna exchange numbers?
- It's not a good time, but yes!

820
01:03:50,869 --> 01:03:53,122
Oh, God, this is a bad idea.

821
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:54,665
What was that?

822
01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:05,971
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

823
01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,557
Yeah. Just a root. Nothing scary here.

824
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,768
So how did you get the nickname "Champ"?

825
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,978
It's not a nickname.

826
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:15,644
Wait. That's your real name?
Is it short for something?

827
01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:20,190
- My full name is Champion.
- Your actual name is Champion.

828
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:22,863
Sorry.

829
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:26,872
- Dad won a bronze in the '92 Olympics.
- Really?

830
01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:31,580
My mom, she was
an all-American sprinter...

831
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,837
and a two-time world debate champion.

832
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,664
So they named me "Champ."

833
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:43,380
- If you're scared, I can hold your hand.
- Please, you're the scaredy-cat.

834
01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:48,469
Wait. Hold on. It's okay.
It's just a statue.

835
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,103
All right? You're fine.

836
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:52,684
It's all right. All right?

837
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,683
Just give me a sec. It's...

838
01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:58,232
It's caught on your jacket.

839
01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:00,689
My hero.

840
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:06,452
There. You're free to go.

841
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:27,841
What is it?

842
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,344
Nothing.

843
01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,559
Are you sure?

844
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:38,810
Yeah.

845
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:40,103
Yeah, totally. I'm fi...

846
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,362
Zach!

847
01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,581
Run!

848
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,042
Ghouls. Go, go.

849
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,057
Oh, they're getting closer.

850
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:11,976
- Go. Here. Go. Go.
- Come on. Come on.

851
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,432
Go, go, go.

852
01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:15,313
Hurry, quick, quick, quick.

853
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:16,806
I'm stuck.

854
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,317
- Go on without me. Save yourself.
- Okay. Good luck.

855
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:23,029
No, I didn't mean it. Champion!

856
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,361
What kind of monster
would take me up on that?

857
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:27,776
- Pull.
- Everybody pull.

858
01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:32,406
I'll kill him.
Where is that little imbecile?

859
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:36,664
Wait for us, you coward!

860
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:39,545
All right. Okay, Lorraine. You got this.

861
01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:43,254
Just tell the cops to head to the high
school and that everyone's in trouble.

862
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,839
You can do this. Okay.

863
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,299
Nope. Wrong door.

864
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:51,136
Hello?

865
01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:54,928
Is anyone in here?

866
01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,937
Calling all cops, calling all the cops.

867
01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:02,272
Head to the high school.
My nephew's in trouble.

868
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:05,735
He's with R.L. Stine.
They think they know how to stop all this.

869
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,899
Hello? Can anyone hear me?

870
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,660
I can hear you.

871
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:15,165
Sergeant Slappy,
ready to protect and serve.

872
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,746
Oh, my goodness.

873
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,206
- You're...
- Don't do it.

874
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,962
- ...a talking...
- Don't say it.

875
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,667
- ...dummy.
- You said it.

876
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:32,924
You have the right to remain silent.

877
01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,719
Where did they put my typewriter?
I know it was this way.

878
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,353
It might've been the other way.

879
01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:38,889
- We should split up.
- What? No.

880
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,683
Ever read your books?
We're never supposed to split up.

881
01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,773
Come on.
How many display cases could there be?

882
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:49,194
- You're touching me.
- Yeah. Hang on a second.

883
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:53,653
- Hannah doesn't know, does she?
- She doesn't know what?

884
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,538
That she's not real.

885
01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:02,747
She thinks she's a person. Okay?
Not just some figment of your imagination.

886
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,289
How could you lie to her?

887
01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:05,752
I was trying to protect her.

888
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:08,588
Oh, yeah? Well, good job with that.

889
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,720
This gift of mine is a curse.

890
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:14,178
You have no idea
how lonely it's been until Hannah.

891
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,676
She's different.

892
01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:22,186
I wrote her in such a way that she thinks
she's real, and she is real to me, Zach.

893
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,029
I don't expect you to understand.

894
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:32,033
Actually, I do.

895
01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:38,031
I'm afraid of losing her.

896
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:43,290
And the truth is,
I'm afraid of being alone.

897
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:47,458
I suppose I stopped connecting
with real people when I was your age.

898
01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:54,052
After my dad died,
I shut everyone out too.

899
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,263
Maybe we can both start over...

900
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,725
if we're alive tomorrow.

901
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:06,225
There you are.

902
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,939
Are you okay?

903
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,525
You look like you just saw a ghost.

904
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,942
Okay. Well, come on.
We found the typewriter.

905
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:21,040
Oh, my sweet darling,
I've missed you so much.

906
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:26,296
- All right, so start writing.
- Yes, but what's the story?

907
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,082
What? Monsters lose,
good guys win, the end.

908
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:32,673
No, no, no. It doesn't work unless
it's a real Goosebumps story with...

909
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,337
twists and turns and frights.

910
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,883
Not to mention
some personal growth for our hero.

911
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,097
- What?
- Go to the gym.

912
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,557
Warn everyone.
Tell them to barricade the school.

913
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:45,440
- Where are you going?
- To find someplace to write.

914
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:49,978
Slappy's going to come for me.
I have a deadline, literally. Now go.

915
01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:55,779
Unbelievable.

916
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,336
Excuse me.

917
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:13,342
Sorry. Coming through.

918
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,462
Come on. We gotta get to the stage.

919
01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:29,685
So this is what
a high-school dance is like.

920
01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:33,572
Yeah. Usually the dancing's better...

921
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:34,947
but you get the idea.

922
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,992
- That what they call dancing now?
- I'm not sure.

923
01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:43,577
Zach.

924
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,662
- Mom. Mom.
- Zach.

925
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,878
- I couldn't get hold of you or Lorraine.
- I know. I know.

926
01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:52,040
Mom, everyone here is in danger,
we have to barricade the school.

927
01:10:52,206 --> 01:10:54,584
- Not this again.
- He's telling you the truth.

928
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,095
Hi, I'm Hannah. I live next door.

929
01:10:57,253 --> 01:11:00,632
All right.
Okay, everyone, listen up. Okay?

930
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,434
- Okay. Everybody, you gotta listen up...
- Champ.

931
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,687
- I have something to say.
- Get down.

932
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:09,644
- Get off the stage.
- Okay.

933
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:14,355
Okay. Listen to my best friend Zach.

934
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,318
- Just... Just tell them.
- Thanks, Champ.

935
01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:18,365
- Yeah.
- Yeah. All right.

936
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:23,451
This is going to sound insane...

937
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:26,240
but monsters have invaded Madison.

938
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:31,291
Guys, it's the truth. Okay?
He's telling the truth. It's...

939
01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:33,172
He's not making this up.

940
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:37,336
They've blocked every road out of town,
they've torn down the cell towers...

941
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:41,506
and we've been cut off
from the rest of the world.

942
01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:45,681
And they could be coming for us
any second so we need to work to...

943
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,434
He's right. It's the Boogeyman...

944
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,683
and he's picking his nose.

945
01:11:58,439 --> 01:11:59,565
I'm not making...

946
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,199
There's a giant bug,
and it's eating everybody's cars!

947
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:05,830
- It's getting old, dude.
- No, seriously!

948
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:14,001
They're here.

949
01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:25,763
Now, this is a real homecoming.

950
01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:40,820
All right. Everyone, calm down. Okay?
I know what to do...

951
01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,780
but I can't do it by myself.

952
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:44,364
Take this.

953
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:47,121
Invite the rest of our friends
to the party.

954
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,750
Look. Those things out there...

955
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,756
they're R.L. Stine's monsters.

956
01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:01,385
He's here, and he can fix this,
but we need to buy him time to write.

957
01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:03,717
And don't worry, he's a very quick writer.

958
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:08,143
The night was cold.

959
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:11,771
Cold was the night.

960
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,825
Come close. Don't be shy.

961
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:28,029
You don't wanna miss the show.

962
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:34,831
All right, everyone.
These are all the exits.

963
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:38,498
Find anything to barricade the doors
because we cannot let the monsters in.

964
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:42,043
Come on, guys. We don't have
a lot of time. Stack them up there.

965
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,507
Come on, quickly. Quickly. Yes.

966
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:54,430
All my friends in one place.

967
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,599
I've never been so happy.

968
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,148
I don't want this day to end...

969
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,066
and it doesn't have to...

970
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:06,071
as long as we get rid of Stine.

971
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:07,826
Charge!

972
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:40,268
Go, go, go. It's not gonna hold. Go.

973
01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,027
Go, go, go.

974
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,618
We come in peace.

975
01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:51,905
We come in peace.

976
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,668
- We should be helping.
- We should be leaving.

977
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,804
What? What?

978
01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:13,434
Where are you going?

979
01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:15,890
We are so through.

980
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:25,442
Please, no. Please. Please.

981
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,239
No, please.

982
01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,724
Oh, my God. How'd you do that?

983
01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:57,394
Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities.

984
01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:00,477
When I was 10,
I didn't brush my teeth for a year.

985
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,397
Werewolf hair.

986
01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:09,615
You saved my life, Chump.

987
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:11,488
It's actually "Champ."

988
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:25,924
I was just gonna say "hug me again,"
but yeah, yeah, that works too.

989
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:39,020
- We can't keep this up. There's too many.
- We have to get to Stine.

990
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,642
- Let's go.
- Okay.

991
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,520
All the monsters had converged.

992
01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:46,310
The vicious vampire bats...

993
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,696
the praying mantis...

994
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:50,447
the haunted mask....

995
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:53,610
- Forgetting somebody?
- Slappy.

996
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,246
How did you find me?

997
01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:59,498
I know you. I created you.

998
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:02,576
Or is it the other way around?

999
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,711
I always forget. We're so similar.

1000
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:08,044
Slappy?

1001
01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:09,800
Slappy?

1002
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:12,048
Slappy?

1003
01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:13,337
- Slappy?
- Hi.

1004
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,518
"Everyone in the high school
joined forces...

1005
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:21,896
to defeat Slappy and his monsters."

1006
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,017
But Slappy had other ideas.

1007
01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:27,981
No.

1008
01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,734
Dad!

1009
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,945
- Are you okay?
- That dumb dummy broke my fingers.

1010
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,113
I was almost finished.

1011
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,328
- One or two pages left.
- Forget two pages.

1012
01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:44,334
- Just write two words, "the end."
- It doesn't work like that.

1013
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:45,665
School-wide announcement:

1014
01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,626
Monsters have overwhelmed Madison High.

1015
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,041
Retreat in an orderly fashion
to the storage room.

1016
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,507
I repeat, retreat in an orderly fashion
to the storage room.

1017
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,224
- We'll figure this out later. Let's go.
- Follow me.

1018
01:18:03,804 --> 01:18:05,272
Come on, go!

1019
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,739
Hannah. No.

1020
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,328
Close it. Close it.

1021
01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,724
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

1022
01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,100
- Come with me.
- Okay.

1023
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,470
Wait. Wait, she's a...

1024
01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:46,225
Yes, and I don't care.

1025
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:09,124
All right. Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go. Shut it! Go!

1026
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,547
Get that door. Get it. Get it. Get it.

1027
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:13,874
Oh, God.

1028
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,713
Oh, God.

1029
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,795
Wait. Mom, Mom, Mom. You okay?

1030
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:20,135
Are you okay? Yeah.

1031
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:23,016
- What do we do? They'll get through.
- I don't know.

1032
01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:24,719
Slappy wants me.

1033
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,804
That's who he's after.

1034
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:31,192
Listen, if I can lure them away in a bus,
they'll follow me. You'll all be safe.

1035
01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:33,736
- I'm coming with you.
- No. I need to do this alone.

1036
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:36,188
I've been running from people
my whole life.

1037
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:39,742
I was so angry at the real world
that I created these terrible monsters.

1038
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,277
Hold that door down.

1039
01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:42,953
But I'm not mad anymore.

1040
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,739
It's my fault, not this town's.

1041
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,953
- Not yours.
- There's gotta be another way.

1042
01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:49,210
Hannah, sweetheart...

1043
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,370
it's time for me to face my demons.

1044
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,964
- I believe in you.
- Shut up! I'm sorry.

1045
01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:56,007
I mean, shut up.

1046
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:02,885
I have an idea.

1047
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:20,274
Oh, Papa.

1048
01:20:20,441 --> 01:20:23,035
There's no escaping from us.

1049
01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:26,997
Bring him to me.

1050
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,303
Did it work?

1051
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:32,725
Not yet.

1052
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,731
Come on. Come on, work.

1053
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,016
Come on, come on.

1054
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:53,124
Yes! High five.

1055
01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:55,536
- Oh, boy. Bad idea.
- Sorry.

1056
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:00,295
Yes. It worked.

1057
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,835
Oh, be careful, Zach.

1058
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,879
We're gonna get through this.

1059
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:06,137
Not a good time.

1060
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:07,718
Okay.

1061
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,680
Okay. Go.

1062
01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:19,609
It was clear there was
only one place left to hide.

1063
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,112
- I can't type while walking.
- Commit it to memory.

1064
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,945
There was one place to hide.
It was the arcade gallery.

1065
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:29,408
- There is no arcade gallery.
- Okay. That was, in fact, the funhouse.

1066
01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:32,448
Wait, guys. Why don't we just
sit at one of these tables?

1067
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:34,992
Come on. Guys!

1068
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,798
Follow the scent.

1069
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,511
Lead me to Stine.

1070
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,439
Stine's ingenious plan
worked to perfection.

1071
01:23:05,898 --> 01:23:09,448
The funhouse was terrifying. Not so
much for Stine as it was for the others.

1072
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:12,910
But it offered refuge from
the real terrors that lurked outside.

1073
01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:15,123
You wish.

1074
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,543
He found us. Quickly, follow me.

1075
01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:23,629
Papa, you left without saying goodbye.

1076
01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:25,584
Trying to hide from me?

1077
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,628
That's like hiding from yourself.

1078
01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:31,723
I was your best friend,
and you turned your back on me.

1079
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:36,975
Locked me up, imprisoned me
in the pages of a book.

1080
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:41,559
You stuck me on a shelf
for years and years.

1081
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:42,897
The key was right there.

1082
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:46,021
And you never used it.

1083
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,574
You're not real, Slappy. I created you.

1084
01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:50,988
I can write you out.

1085
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,036
I've been saving this monster
just for you.

1086
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:59,577
- Say hello to my gelatinous friend.
- Run!

1087
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:06,926
It's The Blob That Ate Everyone.
Don't let it touch you.

1088
01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:11,680
We need to get to higher ground.

1089
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:13,556
The Ferris wheel.

1090
01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:20,977
Zach, you go on ahead.
I'll hold it off. You finish the book.

1091
01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,145
What? What do I write?

1092
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,819
- What's the end?
- It's the story I've been writing.

1093
01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:28,982
It's what's happening right now.
You can do this. End it.

1094
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:30,782
Wait.

1095
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,632
Dad!

1096
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,139
Hannah, he's gonna be okay.
All right? We have to finish the book.

1097
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,304
Okay.

1098
01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:10,690
Not so fun, is it?

1099
01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:15,365
Here we go.

1100
01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:17,950
Okay.

1101
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,449
How do you like it, Papa?

1102
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:24,753
The world is just outside your grasp,
but you can't move.

1103
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:26,505
You're trapped.

1104
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:31,260
That's what it felt like
to be locked inside your books.

1105
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:34,004
Wait. The book.

1106
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,593
Where is it?

1107
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,937
As the monsters converged...

1108
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,765
Zach closed his eyes and the monsters...

1109
01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:47,650
were swallowed back
into the world of paper and ink.

1110
01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:48,977
Can you type any faster?

1111
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,772
- This is my first time using a typewriter.
- Keep going.

1112
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:59,117
Eureka, eureka, 23-69....

1113
01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:04,369
- They're coming. What are we gonna do?
- Finish it, Zach.

1114
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:10,383
One by one, the monsters
disappeared back into the book...

1115
01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:13,380
never to be seen...

1116
01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:16,430
again.

1117
01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:17,760
The end.

1118
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:19,762
- Here.
- What happens now?

1119
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,302
We're about to find out.

1120
01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:40,742
We're all gonna die!

1121
01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:44,833
Just hold on.

1122
01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:47,165
Hold on tight.

1123
01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:51,961
Where's the seat belt in this thing?

1124
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:07,764
Let's go.

1125
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:09,399
Right.

1126
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:13,774
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1127
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,607
Okay. Hurry up.
All the monsters will be here any second.

1128
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,239
All the monsters.

1129
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,496
Wait. What are you waiting for?
Come on. Open the book.

1130
01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,743
Hannah, there's something
that you need to know.

1131
01:27:27,951 --> 01:27:29,578
- You're not gonna...
- Open the book.

1132
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:32,498
No. You don't understand.
If we open the book, that means...

1133
01:27:32,664 --> 01:27:35,759
It means I'll be stuck
on a shelf someplace forever.

1134
01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:38,591
You knew?

1135
01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:41,093
How many sweet sixteens can one girl have?

1136
01:27:43,049 --> 01:27:45,677
Zach, it's time to move on.

1137
01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:49,306
Now open the book, scaredy-cat.

1138
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:53,314
No.

1139
01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:56,980
- Okay. Then I'll open it.
- Wait, no. Hannah!

1140
01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:11,461
Wait, Hannah. I've got you.

1141
01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:57,545
Maybe if I hold onto you tight enough...

1142
01:28:57,707 --> 01:28:59,004
You have to let go, Zach.

1143
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:29,452
Slappy's not happy.

1144
01:29:30,156 --> 01:29:31,533
Neither is Stine!

1145
01:29:32,409 --> 01:29:34,503
Stupid dummy!

1146
01:29:36,538 --> 01:29:39,667
See you in your dreams.

1147
01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:45,638
You'll be okay.

1148
01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:47,682
I'll always be in your imagination...

1149
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:50,052
which is really where I belong.

1150
01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:53,351
I'm just sad we never
got to share a dance.

1151
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:03,315
Wait.

1152
01:30:04,024 --> 01:30:05,822
Wait, wait.

1153
01:30:57,494 --> 01:30:59,246
Hey.

1154
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,977
- Yeah. One more coat should be good.
- Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.

1155
01:31:19,349 --> 01:31:20,771
Welcome back to class, guys.

1156
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:24,814
- All right. Welcome back.
- Hey. Watch it.

1157
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,400
We're back to business. Let's go.

1158
01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,092
Okay. I'll give you
a 60-second head start.

1159
01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,838
It's okay, Mom.

1160
01:31:50,088 --> 01:31:51,886
Let's go in together.

1161
01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,767
So mature.

1162
01:31:59,305 --> 01:32:00,306
You love it.

1163
01:32:00,473 --> 01:32:03,397
- After fourth period.
- Oh, okay. That would be great.

1164
01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:17,203
You okay? You breathing?
You're gonna be great.

1165
01:32:17,365 --> 01:32:19,663
Okay? You look great. You smell great.

1166
01:32:19,826 --> 01:32:21,294
My God, what is that?

1167
01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:24,961
I rub myself in cilantro every morning.

1168
01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:27,384
Of course you do, my sexy little salsa.

1169
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,010
- Go on.
- Okay. I'm off to work.

1170
01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:31,467
Oh, what did I have for you?

1171
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,093
There it is.

1172
01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:36,889
Went too far. Got it.

1173
01:32:49,939 --> 01:32:51,441
Hello.

1174
01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:56,204
My name is Mr. R. L. Stine,
and I will be your new English teacher...

1175
01:32:56,362 --> 01:32:59,286
because Mr. Boyd
is still recuperating from injuries...

1176
01:32:59,449 --> 01:33:04,455
sustained in a mutant-insect attack.

1177
01:33:05,538 --> 01:33:07,131
Now...

1178
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,506
every story ever told...

1179
01:33:10,668 --> 01:33:14,844
can be broken down
into three distinct parts.

1180
01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:16,724
The beginning...

1181
01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:18,726
the middle...

1182
01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,479
and the twist.

1183
01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:25,225
- Hello, Mr. Stine.
- Hello, Mr. Black.

1184
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:29,821
- Who was that?
- He's the new drama teacher.

1185
01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:35,986
- Can I ask you something?
- Of course.

1186
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:40,160
Do you miss her?

1187
01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:42,496
Not a day goes by
that I don't think of her.

1188
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:45,253
But she'll always be in here...

1189
01:33:45,995 --> 01:33:47,793
and in there.

1190
01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:49,796
And right here...

1191
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:51,175
and in here.

1192
01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:54,421
And also right over there.

1193
01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:06,350
I may have written one more book.

1194
01:34:15,358 --> 01:34:16,575
Hannah.

1195
01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:21,956
You're... You're real.

1196
01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,036
- You came back.
- I had to. You owe me a dance.

1197
01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:34,882
Come on, let's go.

1198
01:35:14,918 --> 01:35:17,421
You forgot about me.