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  1. <+Jadugarr> Hello, Dr. Face.
  2. <+superjars> They call me...Mr. Face!
  3. * +superjars blinks
  4. <+Jadugarr> . . .
  5. <+Jadugarr> Who?
  6. <+Jadugarr> Not I.
  7. <+Jadugarr> I call you superjars.
  8. <+superjars> you saying that reminded me of the Lion King
  9. <+superjars> you should
  10. <+superjars> that's my name
  11. * &Cow_Face is Doctor Face. It's a new soap opera about a face-transplant surgeon.
  12. <+superjars> Doctor Face of Cow?
  13. <+Jadugarr> That's the twist.
  14. <&Cow_Face> "Doctor Face! I want a new face." "I'm sorry... I'll have to replace it with the dog of my sister's cheating boyfriend's dead brother's uncle!" "Why is that, doctor?" "For dramatic effect!"
  15. <+Jadugarr> Dr. Face, himself, had a face-transplant.
  16. <+Jadugarr> He's actually no more than a mere cow
  17. <+superjars> whoa!
  18. * +superjars sees script material here!
  19. <&Cow_Face> XD!!
  20. <+superjars> The Adventures of Doctor Face of Cow!
  21. <&Cow_Face> "Doctor Face! Why do you keep mooing?" "Moo." "I see. Really?" "Moo." "How interesting. What did the Queen have to say about that?" "Moo." "Oh, mister Face, you scoundrel!"
  22. <+superjars> you can throw words like Zany in there if you want as well
  23. <+superjars> ha ha
  24. * +superjars can envision this show...it's funny... and British :P
  25. <+Ren> Well... Even if that fails, you know what they say.
  26. <+Ren> The grass is always greener.
  27. <+Ren> <.<
  28. <&Cow_Face> The grass is always greener where Dr. Face grazes?
  29. <+superjars> oooh
  30. <+superjars> that's the subline
  31. <+superjars> The Zany Adventures of Doctor Face of Cow! The grass is always greener where Dr. Face grazes! Brilliant!
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