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joshclark576 Feb 26th, 2020 79 Never
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  1. You would not believe your eyes
  2.  
  3. If ten million kangaroos
  4.  
  5. Came out of your closet and ate your food
  6.  
  7. They probably will eat you too
  8.  
  9. Which means you'll be dead and gone
  10.  
  11. You will be missed so you better watch out
  12.  
  13. I'd like to make myself believe
  14.  
  15. That planet Earth is smelly
  16.  
  17. I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
  18.  
  19. But it's okay I still wear my cologne
  20.  
  21. 'Cause I get a thousand hugs
  22.  
  23. From both of my great grandmas
  24.  
  25. They are so nice they make me soup
  26.  
  27. A person beneath my feet
  28.  
  29. A creepy guy on my bed
  30.  
  31. A fork and knife hanging by a thread
  32.  
  33. I'd like to make myself believe
  34.  
  35. That planet Earth is smelly
  36.  
  37. I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
  38.  
  39. But it's okay I still wear my cologne
  40.  
  41. Keep that seat open all the way
  42.  
  43. (Please buy me a rabbit)
  44.  
  45. It makes my house more comfortable
  46.  
  47. (Please buy me a rabbit)
  48.  
  49. Why am I tired of eating eggs?
  50.  
  51. (Please buy me a rabbit)
  52.  
  53. They're really yellow
  54.  
  55. I think I'm dead
  56.  
  57. To ten million kangaroos
  58.  
  59. They ate my entire house
  60.  
  61. It wasn't nice, they made fun of me
  62.  
  63. I started to run away
  64.  
  65. Kangaroos are not so nice
  66.  
  67. They look so cute but you're just their prey
  68.  
  69. I'd like to make myself believe
  70.  
  71. That planet Earth is smelly
  72.  
  73. I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
  74.  
  75. But it's okay I still wear my cologne
  76.  
  77. I'd like to make myself believe
  78.  
  79. That planet Earth is smelly
  80.  
  81. I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
  82.  
  83. But it's okay I still wear my cologne
  84.  
  85. I'd like to make myself believe
  86.  
  87. That planet Earth is weird
  88.  
  89. It's hard to say I'd rather eat a rat then brush my teeth
  90.  
  91. But they look cute I want one as a pet
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