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Anon - RULES OF MOTHURE

Jun 8th, 2014
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  1. >You are Anonymous and you are currently regretting your decision from last night
  2. >You were babysitting Dandelion, Flower tart and Orange Pop and since you did not think of anything else you let them play some of your video games
  3. “RULES OF NATURE!”
  4. >Oh god it begins again
  5. >Flower Tart is running after Dandelion and Orange Pop while they all giggle and run around
  6. >They are all wearing outfits that they made
  7. “AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP”
  8. >Flower Tart taps Dandelion and then she and Orange start running away from her
  9. >You sit on your porch and look at this as it goes on
  10. >You guess they are playing tag or something, except they are wearing their own takes on Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance-style outfits, and swinging around weird looking cardboard swords
  11. “WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE”
  12. >Dandelion suddenly jumps and topples the two other fillies and they all roll on the ground while yelling out “ALIVEEEEEEEEEE!” before starting to laugh heartily
  13. >You shake your head and call out to the girls
  14. >”How do you all have the energy for all this?”
  15. >The three stop laughing and get back up quickly and Dandelion goes first
  16. “Nanomachines Anon”
  17. >Flower Tart joins in while fixing her eyepatch
  18. “Yeah Nanomachines!”
  19. >Orange Pop delivers the final blow
  20. “They respond to tiredness trauma”
  21. >And then the three all give each other high fives with their hooves
  22.  
  23. And then Flower Tart suddenly takes her cardboard sword into her hooves and tries to deliver a surprise blow to the other two
  24. “RED SUN OVER PARADISE!”
  25. >Dandelion blocks it by turning her back at Flower Tart and lets the cardboard sword hit a part of her costume
  26. >Flower tart jumps back and fakes taking damage
  27. “Not the exploding shields!”
  28. >You shake your head
  29. >”I should never have let them play that game...”
  30. >You facepalm as you hear Orange Pop yell out “IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!”
  31. >Now Orange Pop is chasing after Dandelion and Flower Tart while swinging her weird looking cardboard katana
  32. “Beneath the blood stained saaaaaaand!”
  33. “RULES OF NATURE”
  34. “NANOMACHINES SON!”
  35. >You just walk back into your house as the three try to recreate some fights from the game
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