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a da m n awa b: hey
punchdrunk16: what the hell!
a da m n awa b: sorry.....this hot girl only knows this screen name
a da m n awa b: im waiting to see if she comes on
punchdrunk16: oh why thank you!
a da m n awa b: haha
a da m n awa b: plus...im not at home
punchdrunk16: ummm...you just changed the spaces
a da m n awa b: lolol
punchdrunk16: its still the same sn
a da m n awa b: i know
punchdrunk16: so people can still find you
a da m n awa b: damn
punchdrunk16: DUN DUN DUN
a da m n awa b: i was hoping they couldnt
punchdrunk16: man last night was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
a da m n awa b: really? do tell
punchdrunk16: omgad best night of my life
a da m n awa b: nice
punchdrunk16: ok well you know the whole sandha\sophie, situation, right?
a da m n awa b: ya
punchdrunk16: well in the end i broke up with sandha, and just really hated her for a while
a da m n awa b: ya...shes the friend of sophie right?
punchdrunk16: so alst night sophie wanted to do something, so we went bowling, then to a movie, then she drove me home at like 12:30
punchdrunk16: ex-best friend
ADAM NaWaB: ok
punchdrunk16: LOL
ADAM NaWaB: HAHAHAH
ADAM NaWaB: i was waiting for that
punchdrunk16: anyway, im sitting on the couch watching ESPN when the phone rings
punchdrunk16: im like wtf its 12:30
ADAM NaWaB: espn..classic
punchdrunk16: so I pick it up, and guess who it is!
aDAm nAWAb: sandah
punchdrunk16: ding ding ding!
aDAm nAWAb: so you get with her?
punchdrunk16: anyway, we had a really long conversation about us and life and suckiness in general
aDAm nAWAb: lol
punchdrunk16: this went on for like an hour and a half
punchdrunk16: then all of a sudden she was like 'how did you drop me so fast?'
aDAm nAWAb: rofl
punchdrunk16: as in me get over her so fast
aDAm nAWAb: typical women
punchdrunk16: of course
ADAMNAWAB: ya
ADAMNAWAB: they are like.....what happened?
punchdrunk16: so I said, and this is true 'when i was talking with sophie she said youve done this to guys before, and youve practically ruined them. I just didnt want that happen to me, so I didnt show any emotion'
ADAMNAWAB: ROFL
ADAMNAWAB: nice
punchdrunk16: whether what sophie said was true, or not doesnt really matter
punchdrunk16: i believe sophie over sandha
punchdrunk16: anyway...we started talkign some more...
aDaMnAwAb: ya, i would do the same
punchdrunk16: then the topic very quickly changed to sex
punchdrunk16: VERY QUICKLY
aDaMnAwAb: lol
aDaMnAwAb: sweet
punchdrunk16: ya dude
punchdrunk16: she was practicing doing her moaning over the phone
punchdrunk16: and i would give it a score out of 10
aDaMnAwAb: omg omg
aDaMnAwAb: niice
punchdrunk16: and so things started getting hot and heavy
aDaMnAwAb: did she ever get a ten?
punchdrunk16: noo...
aDaMnAwAb: a 2?
punchdrunk16: i gave her a 9.9 just to be a tease
aDaMnAwAb: id give her a 1 to get her to shut the hell up
punchdrunk16: so she started talkign about how she was holding her boob and how soft it was, and all her 'other erogenous zomes'
punchdrunk16: zones
aDaMnAwAb: lol
punchdrunk16: i was like 'DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, WOMAN!"
aDaMnAwAb: oh god
punchdrunk16: by then it was 2:30, and she was a good 5 minute walk away
punchdrunk16: 15
aDaMnAwAb: and u would lose ur boner by then no doubt
aDaMnAwAb: haha
punchdrunk16: no no no
punchdrunk16: she got very blunt
punchdrunk16: she said
punchdrunk16: 'to be honest, allister, i'd really like to take a bath, with you'
punchdrunk16: I WAS LIKE OMG OMG OMG OMG

aDaMnAwAb: WOOT
punchdrunk16: OMG OMG OMG

aDaMnAwAb: and thats when u told her u were gay?
punchdrunk16: ROFL
aDaMnAwAb: haha
aDaMnAwAb: so did you go?
punchdrunk16: no, i got my jacket on...i grabbed thoms skateboard and flew over there
aDaMnAwAb: nice
punchdrunk16: she told me to knock on her front window, so i did
punchdrunk16: the door was open, and the house was completely dark
aDaMnAwAb: dun dun dun
punchdrunk16: but i finally found her lying on the couch in her pyjamas
aDaMnAwAb: nice
punchdrunk16: and we made out for like 10 minutes
punchdrunk16: then she slowly took her clothes off
aDaMnAwAb: omg omg
punchdrunk16: and her boobs, they were the greatest boobs ever
punchdrunk16: E V E R

aDaMnAwAb: she wasnt wearing anything underneath?
punchdrunk16: black underwear
aDaMnAwAb: niiiiiice
punchdrunk16: so i started doing the whole foreplay thing
aDaMnAwAb: lolol
aDaMnAwAb: nipples much?
punchdrunk16: and ended up munching box for about 15 minutes. i had to put my hand over her mouth to stop her from moaning
aDaMnAwAb: why...shes not a good moaner?
punchdrunk16: no, shes just really LOUD
aDaMnAwAb: haha
aDaMnAwAb: well...thats not always bad
punchdrunk16: so she was like 'lets move this to the bathtub'
aDaMnAwAb: unless they are fat
aDaMnAwAb: wewt
punchdrunk16: what's fat?
aDaMnAwAb: by that time ur cock was an anaconda
punchdrunk16: ROFL, yes
aDaMnAwAb: sweet
punchdrunk16: i was like 'maybe i shouldnt be walking right now'
aDaMnAwAb: hahahaha
aDaMnAwAb: even tho you were about to be naked...
punchdrunk16: so she ran a bath, and closed the door
punchdrunk16: then 2 minutes later she invited me in
punchdrunk16: and she already had a bubble bath ready
aDaMnAwAb: then she said get the fuck out..../has bad memories
punchdrunk16: no!
punchdrunk16: then i got in el tub
aDaMnAwAb: lol
aDaMnAwAb: woot....with el bigo cocko
punchdrunk16: and she gave me el cabeza
punchdrunk16: and about 5 minutes into it, she wanted to move on to the sex
punchdrunk16: i was like OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!
aDaMnAwAb: ROFL nice
punchdrunk16: then we heard footsteps upstairs!
punchdrunk16: i was like NOOOOOOO
punchdrunk16: someone was coming down the stairs
punchdrunk16: i think it was her sister
punchdrunk16: 8 year old sister
aDaMnAwAb: haha
aDaMnAwAb: damn them kids
punchdrunk16: so i jumped out the bathtub completely naked and hid behind the piano
aDaMnAwAb: lololololol
punchdrunk16: and wwhen the fucking little sister went back upstairs, sandha was like 'this is TOO dangerous'
punchdrunk16: you should go, otherwise we'll get caught
aDaMnAwAb: my god....thats a sad story
punchdrunk16: I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

punchdrunk16: NOOOOOOOOOO

punchdrunk16: NOOOOOOOOOO
aDaMnAwAb: i feel for you
punchdrunk16: so she said call her tomorrow
punchdrunk16: (today)
aDaMnAwAb: and u did?
punchdrunk16: but i ended up leaving first thing this morning
aDaMnAwAb: doh
punchdrunk16: so i have to wait a whole week before i go down again
punchdrunk16: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
punchdrunk16: worst day of my lie, today
punchdrunk16: life
aDaMnAwAb: LOL....it was the best 5 minutes ago
punchdrunk16: last night was
aDaMnAwAb: oh
aDaMnAwAb: i see
punchdrunk16: I was sooooooo close to not being a virgin
punchdrunk16: DOH DOH DOH

aDaMnAwAb: and blowing ur load inside of her only for her to get pregnant and want to marry you
aDaMnAwAb: son of a
punchdrunk16: no we had condoms
aDaMnAwAb: i know i was joking
punchdrunk16: no, i told her beforehand i wasnt doing the whole withdrawal thing on my first time
punchdrunk16: too risky
punchdrunk16: WAY too risky
aDaMnAwAb: very
punchdrunk16: and the best thing about it
punchdrunk16: is that she's shaved
aDaMnAwAb: oh god
aDaMnAwAb: thats awesome
punchdrunk16: dude
punchdrunk16: its the best
punchdrunk16: have you ever muched box?
punchdrunk16: munched
aDaMnAwAb: lol
aDaMnAwAb: not yetters...
punchdrunk16: well, its WAY better if shes shaved
punchdrunk16: no pubes gettin in the way
aDaMnAwAb: of course...i want to wait till theres not so many ugly fucking women with gigantic pussies roaming around my school
punchdrunk16: eeew
aDaMnAwAb: net
aDaMnAwAb: oops
punchdrunk16: how many have you seen?
aDaMnAwAb: dos
punchdrunk16: big and hairy?
aDaMnAwAb: no
aDaMnAwAb: i was exaggerating
punchdrunk16: ohhh
punchdrunk16: what color were they?
punchdrunk16: black, i presume
punchdrunk16: ahahaha
aDaMnAwAb: lol ..............no
punchdrunk16: pink?
aDaMnAwAb: no...but one was hairy
aDaMnAwAb: ..../dies
punchdrunk16: LOL
punchdrunk16: the other was shaved?
punchdrunk16: sophie had hair, but not a lot
aDaMnAwAb: ya....but it wasnt the girl i was with
punchdrunk16: as long as they keep it tidy
punchdrunk16: this weekend was good for me self-confidence
punchdrunk16: its ever so slowly coming back
punchdrunk16: each trip down there
aDaMnAwAb: ya