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4OAM S.2 Ep.5: "Four le Ore"

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  1. Four Ore’s and More Season 2 Episode 5: “Four le Ore”
  2.  
  3.  
  4.  
  5. Intro
  6.  
  7.  
  8.  
  9. Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!
  10.  
  11. F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!
  12.  
  13. (dun dun dun dunn)
  14.  
  15. Cuz’ we got it alll!!
  16.  
  17. (guitar riff x4)
  18.  
  19. Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!
  20.  
  21. (DUN!)
  22.  
  23. It’s Four le Ore!!
  24.  
  25. Gold: Wait, what?
  26. Mellia: It really means Four the Ore, which makes no sense, but it has a nice ring to it.
  27.  
  28. (guitar riff)
  29.  
  30. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  31.  
  32. (Episode starts with the family watching TV, Mellia comes in)
  33.  
  34. Mellia: Hey, everyone. Pasta for lunch?
  35.  
  36. (They show thumbs down)
  37.  
  38. Mellia: Fish and chips?
  39.  
  40. (They show thumbs down)
  41.  
  42. Mellia: OK, uhhhm. Limare?
  43.  
  44. Sapphire: What is that?
  45.  
  46. Mellia: A special blend of sausages, onion and kebabs.
  47.  
  48. Sapphire: Can we have that?
  49.  
  50. Mellia: No, it's just a thing I made up to get you guys to say yes.
  51.  
  52. Coal: We want something different for lunch, Mum.
  53.  
  54. Mellia: Alright, what do you want?
  55.  
  56. Coal + Emerald + Sapphire + Gold + Daddyore: PIZZA!!
  57.  
  58. Mellia: But that's junk food.
  59.  
  60. Emerald: I don't think you know what pizza IS.
  61.  
  62. Mellia: Well, if it's different, let's order!
  63.  
  64. (They celebrate)
  65.  
  66. (Mellia goes on the phone and calls a pizza restaurant)
  67.  
  68. Mellia: Hello? Hello?
  69.  
  70. Phone: We're sorry, but this restaurant is closed due to strikes.
  71.  
  72. Gold: Strikes, why?!
  73.  
  74. Mellia: If anything, I think it's because they aren't given enough money from their bosses.
  75.  
  76. Emerald: I think I know how to work around this.
  77.  
  78. Later Emerald is at the boss' room in the pizza place.
  79.  
  80. Emerald: GIVE THEM MORE MONEY!!
  81. Boss: No.
  82. Emerald: GIVE THEM MORE MONEY!!
  83. Boss: No.
  84. Emerald: Dude, I'm very certain your restaurant makes a lot of money every day, considering the fact that the average amount of customers that come in are around 100 to 201 and your workers are especially doing a great great job at keeping everything stable there, the fry cook is extraordinary, he's underrated because of you and even the cashier isn't stealing your money. So let me ask you this again: GIVE THEM MORE MONEY!!
  85. Boss: This is harassment. If you worked for me, I would've fired you by now.
  86.  
  87. At home
  88.  
  89. Emerald: Well it didn't work, but my voice is a bit dry.
  90.  
  91. Daddyore: I've got an idea!
  92.  
  93. (Mellia puts headphones on her children)
  94.  
  95. Daddyore: Let's make our house INTO a restaurant!
  96.  
  97. Mellia: Paul, I love you very much, but that is a-
  98.  
  99. Coal + Emerald + Gold + Sapphire: YEAH!!
  100.  
  101. Mellia: How were you able to hear that?
  102.  
  103. Coal: These things are dirt cheap, Mum.
  104.  
  105. Mellia: OK, so: The kitchen will be the cooking station, the entrance to the house outside is where you'll be given a seat number and the living room will have the seats where they eat! Sapphire, Emerald, Gold serves the food and Daddyore will be the cook. And I'll be handing out the seat numbers outside.
  106.  
  107. (It's revealed that they already did it)
  108.  
  109. Mellia: I-
  110.  
  111. Gold: Don't question.
  112.  
  113. Later...
  114.  
  115. (Kenton's family come to the door)
  116.  
  117. Kenton's Dad: Is this a restaurant?
  118. Mellia: Yep! Here's your seat number
  119.  
  120. Kenton's Dad: Look at that, son. A seat number.
  121. Kenton: How classy.
  122.  
  123. (They enter inside, a lot of other residents line up)
  124.  
  125. Mellia: Paul has got a lot to do, today.
  126.  
  127. Emerald: OK, so I think we should hold the plates like- (She sees Kenton)
  128.  
  129. Emerald: KENTON. >:C
  130.  
  131. Sapphire: That's gonna be hard.
  132.  
  133. Emerald: NO, Kenton is here! Why is HE here?! Wait a second...
  134.  
  135. Gold: No, Emerald.
  136.  
  137. (Emerald runs into the kitchen)
  138.  
  139. Emerald: Dad, make as much rotten pizza as you can!
  140.  
  141. Daddyore: How much?
  142.  
  143. (Emerald cackles evilly)
  144.  
  145. Daddyore: Oh... THAT number. Gotcha.
  146.  
  147. (Daddyore starts cooking)
  148.  
  149. Gold: The hell are you doing? You do know this could result in getting shut down!
  150.  
  151. Emerald: Anything to get that source of bad will out of here.
  152.  
  153. Coal: I don't know about you guys, but I should be on my break.
  154.  
  155. Gold: /Thanks for helping us/
  156.  
  157. (Coal walks upstairs)
  158.  
  159. Daddyore: All finished! Making pizza bad is surprisingly faster than making it good.
  160.  
  161. Emerald: Thanks. Oh look, it's the Kenton family!
  162. Kenton: Hi, Emerald.
  163. Emerald: Hey, Killjoy! Here's your pizza!
  164.  
  165. (Emerald pretends to trip over and slams the pizza on Kenton's face)
  166.  
  167. Emerald: Whoops, I'M SORRY, my EYESIGHT is POOR! Luckily, I have another!
  168.  
  169. (Emerald pretends to trip again and slams the pizza on Kenton's face)
  170.  
  171. Kenton: HEY!
  172.  
  173. Emerald: Whoops!
  174.  
  175. (Emerald does it again)
  176.  
  177. Kenton: OW!
  178.  
  179. Emerald: Uh-Oh!
  180.  
  181. Kenton's Dad: Stop it, you're hurting my sons sacred brain!!
  182.  
  183. Emerald: Oops, I forgot about your pizza, here you go!
  184.  
  185. (Emerald does it again, but to the Dad)
  186.  
  187. Kenton's Dad: ENOUGH!! Let me have it!
  188.  
  189. (He snatches a pizza from Emerald's hand)
  190.  
  191. Kenton's Dad: Here you go, son.
  192.  
  193. (Kenton eats the pizza)
  194.  
  195. Kenton: Ugfhhh, brlguhh... losing inteeelignece due to siiickness ughhh
  196. Kenton's Dad: WHAT DID YOU DO? HELP!! MY SON HAS BEEN-
  197.  
  198. (Emerald quickly pushes the two out of the house and into the car)
  199.  
  200. Emerald: Well, thanks for coming, have a nice day, bye!!
  201.  
  202. Mellia: What happened with them?
  203.  
  204. Emerald: They're lactose intolerant.
  205.  
  206. In the restaurant
  207.  
  208. Sapphire: Wow, everyone seems to be loving the food
  209.  
  210. Gold: The secret is the spicing in the pepperoni.
  211.  
  212. Sapphire: Excuse me?
  213.  
  214. Gold: You didn't know there was pepperoni in pizza?
  215.  
  216. Sapphire: No
  217.  
  218. Gold: It's like pork and beef seasoned with paprika and stuff.
  219.  
  220. Sapphire: WHAT?! THAT'S A COMBINATION OF PIGS AND CATTLE! NO!!!
  221.  
  222. (Sapphire starts running and ripping off the pizza and stomping it on the floor)
  223.  
  224. Sapphire: NO PIZZA FOR YOU!
  225.  
  226. (She goes around and keeps doing it)
  227.  
  228. Sapphire: NO PIZZA FOR YOU!!
  229.  
  230. (The costumers leave the restaurant)
  231.  
  232. Mellia: Why is everyone leaving?!
  233.  
  234. Emerald: They're lactose intolerant!
  235.  
  236. Mellia: It's a pizza restaurant.
  237.  
  238. (They both enter in the house)
  239.  
  240. Mellia: What happened here?
  241.  
  242. (Coal comes downstairs)
  243.  
  244. Coal: Heck if I know.
  245.  
  246. (Knocking on the door)
  247.  
  248. Daddyore: I'll get it-- this place is a mess.
  249.  
  250. (Daddyore opens the door)
  251.  
  252. Daddyore: Hello!
  253.  
  254. (Steven handcuffs him)
  255.  
  256. Daddyore: I thought we were friends.
  257.  
  258. Mellia: Wait, what?!
  259.  
  260. Steven: I'm afraid to say that Paul has been arrested for food poisoning. He'll serve an unknown amount of time in prison
  261.  
  262. Emerald: I have no comment.
  263.  
  264. Daddyore: Take care of the snake!
  265.  
  266. (Mellia + Coal + Gold stare at each other)
  267.  
  268. (The door closes)
  269.  
  270. Sapphire: We can't survive without Dad. We just can't.
  271. Gold: We can only hope.
  272.  
  273. 2 years later
  274.  
  275. (The family apart from Daddyore are chilling in their house, as they removed the restaurant features, the door knocks)
  276.  
  277. (Coal opens the door)
  278.  
  279. Steven: OK, your Dad has been released from prison, good day.
  280.  
  281. Coal: You guys really shouldn't have done this.
  282. Emerald: 'YOU'?! YOU didn't do anything apart from being a lazy ass!
  283.  
  284. Gold: Why did we even make our house into a restaurant, wasn't the whole point to eat pizza?
  285. Emerald: Took you 2 years to figure THAT out?
  286.  
  287. (Episode ends)
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