Liv Moron Log: Logging the morons of Liverpool and beyond
Moron file - Moron #137
Date: Saturday the 17th of January 2026
Time: Late evening
Location: Old Swan (Tesco)
Moron type: Shopping moron
Moron subtype: Rude, entitled, aggressive, dumb

Info: Was at the Tesco buying some bits when I saw a middle-aged speccy moron (probably bald and trying to hide that fact with a beanie) demanding the staff there confirm that a box of jam doughnuts that were clearly labelled 'jam doughnuts' indeed had jam in them. However, the regular staff confirming that jam doughnuts have jam in them was not enough and he demanded a manager come over and confirm that jam doughnuts have jam in them.
What type of braindead moron needs a manager of a store to tell them that JAM doughnuts have JAM in them, and to rudely demand it at that? I despair.

Moron rating: Absolute MORON