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Deadmeat Chronicles: Moving to the Hidey Hole

Mar 22nd, 2014
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You have got the reports from the fluffies you sent out to explore.
  3. >Pookie stated he found a nearby garden and a large hedge row.
  4. >The other group of fluffies you sent out never came back.
  5. >Next special friend runs up and hugs Haze, “Yoo kee’ smawty saf! Nex Speshul Fwen wike yoo!”
  6. >Haze freezes and gives a small giggle, “Yoo am gif Hase huggies…”
  7. >He stands uncomfortably while Next Special Friends hugs him some more.
  8. >”Nex Speshul Fwen happy wif fwen! Keep bestest smawty safe!”
  9. >Haze gets a smile on his face and hugs her back.
  10. >After they hug each other she sits up and claps her hooves, “Yay! Gif gud fwuffy huggies! Noa gif udder gud fwuffy huggies!”
  11. >Haze starts to spin and giggle, “Hase am gud fwuffy!”
  12. >You look around and see Pookie and Bruce playing hide and look at each other.
  13. >Momma fluffy is eating grass hungrily.
  14. >The other fluffies are giggling and milling about.
  15. >You walk over to Bruce, “Deadmeat nee’ owchie fwen.”
  16. >Bruce looks up at you, “Smawty nee Bwoos? Bwoos come wif smawty!”
  17. >You walk over and get four more large fluffies.
  18. >You start to walk away from the herd with your fluffies in tow.
  19. >Bruce truddles next to you, “Why smawty wan owchie fwen?”
  20. >You walk on, “Deadmeat fin gud hidey hole. But udder fwuffy am dere.”
  21. >”Deadmeat wook fo pwace fo hewd. Gud hidey holes and cwose gud nummies.”
  22. >Bruce starts to stomp, “We gif owies bad fwuffies! Take hidey ho!”
  23. >”Nuu, we fin gud hidey ho but nee be weady fo meanie fwuffy.”
  24. >Bruce gets a spring to his step, “Smawty finawy be stwong!”
  25. >You give a sideways look, “Smawty am stwong!”
  26. >Bruce giggles, “Gif owies to dum dum fwuffies!”
  27. >You ignore him and keep moving.
  28. >You quickly make it to the group of bushes.
  29. >The fluffies with you look around in amazement, “Dis pwace haf wots hidey holes…”
  30. >You fide a good bush in the middle and look around.
  31. >You don’t see any other fluffies.
  32. >You stomp and yell, “Dis smawty wand!”
  33. >Bruce snorts and lowers his head.
  34. >The other fluffies mill about.
  35. >No fluffy comes out to confront you.
  36. >You sniff the air and smell no other fluffies.
  37. >You start to look around, “Wook fo udder fwuffy.”
  38. >The other fluffies mill about as you look for signs of other fluffies.
  39. >You don’t want to get jumped like you did last time.
  40. >You start a quick search, “Whewe meanie fwuffy go?”
  41. >When you make sure that there are no signs of other fluffies living there you look at Bruce.
  42. >”Owchie fwen stay hewe. Deadmeat get hewd.”
  43. >Bruce takes up position in the middle of the bushes with two of the fluffies as two other fluffies follow you back to the herd.
  44. >When you make it back Haze comes running up to you, “Whewe smawty go? Hase am wowwied fo smawty!”
  45. >You snort, “Deadmeat go whewe Deadmeat wan go.”
  46. >But get a hurt look on his face, “But Hase jus wowwy ‘bout smawty…”
  47. >He then leans into your side and sniffs.
  48. >You jump away from him and shake your hoof at him, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
  49. >Haze falls on his back and giggles.
  50. >He then jumps up and trots over to Next Special Friend and sniffs her.
  51. >She just giggles at his nose touching her.
  52. >You stomp and yell, “Fwuffy wisten smawty!”
  53. >You have to stomp and yell a few times to get every fluffies attention.
  54. >When your whole herd is looking at you, you begin to talk, “Deadmeat fin gud hidey ho! Hewd go hidey ho noa!”
  55. >You turn and start to walk, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
  56. >You lead your herd to the bushes.
  57. >When you get there they are all in awe.
  58. >”Smawty fin gud pwace…”, “Fwuffy wike dis pwace…”, “Fwuffy fin gud pwace fo nappies…”
  59. >You find a large bush in the center and claim it as your own.
  60. >You set about and designate a nummie bush and a place to have good poopies.
  61. >You wonder back to your bush making a quick nest.
  62. >You lay down and fall asleep almost immediately.
  63. >You have found home.
  64. >You have made the herd safe.
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