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- Once upon a time, I decided to watch the Superbowl.
- Others make a lot of fuss about it and I don’t really see why.
- For starters, there are so many ridiculous advertisements.
- First, there’s an ad about this vacation outing opportunity and the next one tells you how to improve your feet with this one weird Japanese footwear trick.
- There was even an ad warning people not to use a smartphone that, whenever you take a picture, breaks at a very high temperature!
- Apparently this heat, like an old explosives boat, sometimes shoots into the pelvis. I guess I can see why you’d want to recall that product.
- Oh good, the game finally started.
- I see the emblem of the Beehive State (I guess that’s one of the teams?) and then just at that moment my computer decided to sign off by itself.
- Argh!
- I returned to see a caper involving the script, where the announcer was talking about some arch-like geological folds, instead of the game.
- Suddenly I guess fate decided to be a little tricksy and a bunch of Zulu infantry started hollering - quiet!
- At this point my lower jaw was cognizant of my thirst, so I got out a ceramic cup, poured some tea, and sipped it.
- Much better.
- Now let’s talk about the game.
- For one, I know the players fouled so much (I mean, look at that obvious cutting) that it must have been too great of a demand for the referees to catch everything.
- The refs didn’t even see the MIT mascot catching some of the passes, although I suppose it did allow for some neat low-framerate pictures.
- The more I watched, the more I felt concerned about the lack of safety in this game.
- They seriously put their players at risk both physically and mentally, which might’ve explained why by the final quarter, most of the players were clearly in madness.
- At least the battle aircraft post-game show was cool, especially showcasing their new teleportation technology on the road.
- Oh boy!
- More ads!
- There was an ad comparing the perfect investment firm with its bankrupt competitors with investors filled with fury.
- Suddenly, someone called me on the phone, so I must have missed an ad showing an antelope in the plains.
- Oh well.
- But I made it back in time for a new hardware store ad with products ranging from dirt to storage covers to lubrication.
- Fate rudely surprises me, when my window covering broke as I was watching the game - today must be my unlucky day!
- I am never watching the Superbowl ever again.
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