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  3. INDOXXI
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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  12. Hi, fellas.
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  16. Oh, you can't go back
  17. there Ollie, she's rehearsing.
  18.  
  19. 4
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  21. Oh, all right.
  22.  
  23. 5
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  25. How's high school, Ollie?
  26.  
  27. 6
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  29. Getting ready for the prom?
  30.  
  31. 7
  32. 00:02:59,944 --> 00:03:02,311
  33. High school's good, Cassandra.
  34. Thanks for asking.
  35.  
  36. 8
  37. 00:03:02,313 --> 00:03:05,018
  38. How's "In a Couple Years, You'll
  39. be Too Old to Dance" school?
  40.  
  41. 9
  42. 00:03:09,221 --> 00:03:11,724
  43. - Don't know what she sees in him.
  44. - Exactly.
  45.  
  46. 10
  47. 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,182
  48. Hi, Stella.
  49.  
  50. 11
  51. 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:41,451
  52. Good girl.
  53.  
  54. 12
  55. 00:03:41,453 --> 00:03:43,553
  56. Did you miss me?
  57. Hey, did you miss me?
  58.  
  59. 13
  60. 00:03:43,555 --> 00:03:45,391
  61. It's me.
  62. It's me, Jack.
  63.  
  64. 14
  65. 00:03:46,324 --> 00:03:47,557
  66. Good girl, how're you feeling?
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:49,329
  70. How you feeling, girl?
  71.  
  72. 16
  73. 00:03:52,997 --> 00:03:54,566
  74. I got you something.
  75.  
  76. 17
  77. 00:03:58,303 --> 00:04:00,972
  78. Ready for this?
  79. You ready for this?
  80.  
  81. 18
  82. 00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:05,911
  83. Guess what it is?
  84. Guess what it is?
  85.  
  86. 19
  87. 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,918
  88. Good girl.
  89.  
  90. 20
  91. 00:04:17,121 --> 00:04:18,590
  92. You must be Jack.
  93.  
  94. 21
  95. 00:04:19,691 --> 00:04:20,592
  96. Uh-huh.
  97.  
  98. 22
  99. 00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:23,496
  100. I'm Ron.
  101.  
  102. 23
  103. 00:04:24,362 --> 00:04:25,732
  104. I'm sorry,
  105. I've got a little...
  106.  
  107. 24
  108. 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:28,900
  109. Nice to meet you.
  110.  
  111. 25
  112. 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,473
  113. Sally.
  114.  
  115. 26
  116. 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:38,076
  117. How do we
  118. like this guy?
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:05:10,075 --> 00:05:11,844
  122. - Dude!
  123. - Dude!
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:05:14,278 --> 00:05:15,978
  127. Hey, why did you
  128. throw that on the ground?
  129.  
  130. 29
  131. 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,881
  132. And why're you putting
  133. all your stuff in my room?
  134.  
  135. 30
  136. 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:19,952
  137. Well, my room's a closet
  138. and you're at college.
  139.  
  140. 31
  141. 00:05:20,852 --> 00:05:23,619
  142. Dude, that is
  143. my James Brown T-shirt.
  144.  
  145. 32
  146. 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:25,355
  147. No, it's our
  148. James Brown T-shirt.
  149.  
  150. 33
  151. 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:26,889
  152. - No, it's my...
  153. - Yes, it's our...
  154.  
  155. 34
  156. 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,025
  157. - Technically it's our...
  158. - No, technically that's my...
  159.  
  160. 35
  161. 00:05:29,027 --> 00:05:30,759
  162. - We did not buy it together...
  163. - Okay if it's yours,
  164.  
  165. 36
  166. 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:33,028
  167. it's mine now because it looks
  168. better on my hot body.
  169.  
  170. 37
  171. 00:05:33,030 --> 00:05:34,129
  172. - Take it off.
  173. - No.
  174.  
  175. 38
  176. 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:35,965
  177. - Take it off.
  178. - No, I'm not taking it off. No.
  179.  
  180. 39
  181. 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:39,638
  182. Jack, stop. Stop. Stop. Okay. Okay.
  183. Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
  184.  
  185. 40
  186. 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:43,506
  187. Did you get your ears pierced?
  188.  
  189. 41
  190. 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:45,408
  191. - Yeah, why?
  192. - Mom, let you do that?
  193.  
  194. 42
  195. 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,776
  196. I'm a millennial, Jack.
  197. Mom works for me.
  198.  
  199. 43
  200. 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:49,845
  201. I'm wearing this.
  202. This is mine.
  203.  
  204. 44
  205. 00:05:49,847 --> 00:05:51,747
  206. Bought it.
  207.  
  208. 45
  209. 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:53,650
  210. Mom's sort of been
  211. my personal slave
  212.  
  213. 46
  214. 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:55,117
  215. since I won
  216. that advanced Bio thing.
  217.  
  218. 47
  219. 00:05:55,119 --> 00:05:57,586
  220. Oh, yeah man. That was so awesome
  221. that you won that, Ollie.
  222.  
  223. 48
  224. 00:05:57,588 --> 00:06:00,790
  225. Dude, I'm so happy you're here.
  226. This year blows without you here.
  227.  
  228. 49
  229. 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:02,391
  230. Mom's new boyfriend's a scoob.
  231.  
  232. 50
  233. 00:06:02,393 --> 00:06:05,961
  234. - I know. I met him.
  235. - It's like, dude, embrace your baldness.
  236.  
  237. 51
  238. 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:08,532
  239. No one is buying
  240. that comb-over bullshit.
  241.  
  242. 52
  243. 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,001
  244. I think about Mom and him
  245. banging, and I think
  246.  
  247. 53
  248. 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,434
  249. he probably
  250. does this with his hair...
  251.  
  252. 54
  253. 00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:13,770
  254. You think
  255. of Mom and him banging?
  256.  
  257. 55
  258. 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:16,138
  259. And goes,
  260. "Yeah, yeah."
  261.  
  262. 56
  263. 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,107
  264. Yeah! Yeah!
  265.  
  266. 57
  267. 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:21,444
  268. Why does Mom do this? She must
  269. just hate being alone so much.
  270.  
  271. 58
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  273. I mean she's not alone.
  274. She's got us.
  275.  
  276. 59
  277. 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,648
  278. Yeah, but I guess
  279. we can't be like,
  280.  
  281. 60
  282. 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,583
  283. "Mom, don't feel so alone."
  284.  
  285. 61
  286. 00:06:30,522 --> 00:06:33,323
  287. Aw, man!
  288. Stella seems cool to me.
  289.  
  290. 62
  291. 00:06:33,325 --> 00:06:34,891
  292. She's still
  293. a full figured gal.
  294.  
  295. 63
  296. 00:06:34,893 --> 00:06:37,294
  297. Nah,
  298. her tumor's bad, man.
  299.  
  300. 64
  301. 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,461
  302. She's been pooping in my
  303. bed every night, and...
  304.  
  305. 65
  306. 00:06:39,463 --> 00:06:42,734
  307. - She's messed up, dude.
  308. - And Mom's, like, throwing a party for her?
  309.  
  310. 66
  311. 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:44,901
  312. Yup.
  313. Crazy ho.
  314.  
  315. 67
  316. 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:49,372
  317. She thinks that Stella's gonna want some of
  318. her own kind to bear witness when she dies.
  319.  
  320. 68
  321. 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:51,143
  322. I think it's kinda creepy.
  323. Isn't it?
  324.  
  325. 69
  326. 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:56,746
  327. It's very creepy.
  328. It's very, very creepy.
  329.  
  330. 70
  331. 00:06:56,748 --> 00:06:58,948
  332. But you can still smell
  333. her popcorn paws.
  334.  
  335. 71
  336. 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,816
  337. Nice popcorn paws.
  338.  
  339. 72
  340. 00:07:00,818 --> 00:07:02,655
  341. Big, warthog-belly Stell.
  342.  
  343. 73
  344. 00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:06,422
  345. Miss you so much, girl.
  346.  
  347. 74
  348. 00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:09,124
  349. Oh, this cart's working out
  350. well, right?
  351.  
  352. 75
  353. 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:10,526
  354. Yeah.
  355.  
  356. 76
  357. 00:07:10,528 --> 00:07:12,395
  358. Hey, so is school good?
  359.  
  360. 77
  361. 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:16,102
  362. You kinda going AWOL on me, dude, and you
  363. haven't responded to any of my texts.
  364.  
  365. 78
  366. 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,535
  367. No, just, uh...
  368.  
  369. 79
  370. 00:07:18,537 --> 00:07:20,203
  371. Hey, you know that trip
  372. you wanted to go on,
  373.  
  374. 80
  375. 00:07:20,205 --> 00:07:22,140
  376. the high school scuba one?
  377. In the Galapagos?
  378.  
  379. 81
  380. 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,840
  381. Yeah.
  382.  
  383. 82
  384. 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:25,578
  385. Mom said I could go on it
  386. this summer.
  387.  
  388. 83
  389. 00:07:26,878 --> 00:07:29,612
  390. Really? I thought that was
  391. a really expensive trip.
  392.  
  393. 84
  394. 00:07:29,614 --> 00:07:31,814
  395. Yeah, but I asked huh,
  396. and she said I could go.
  397.  
  398. 85
  399. 00:07:31,816 --> 00:07:33,717
  400. And now, honestly, I don't
  401. know if I really want to go,
  402.  
  403. 86
  404. 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,788
  405. 'cause I met this girl and...
  406.  
  407. 87
  408. 00:07:37,388 --> 00:07:39,824
  409. Wait. Wait. Jack, stop!
  410. Holy shit!
  411.  
  412. 88
  413. 00:07:43,494 --> 00:07:45,862
  414. - Whoa! Underboobs?
  415. - Yeah.
  416.  
  417. 89
  418. 00:07:45,864 --> 00:07:47,497
  419. Yeah, these are her underboobs.
  420.  
  421. 90
  422. 00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,165
  423. - JACK: Nice.
  424. - OLLIE: Yeah.
  425.  
  426. 91
  427. 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,701
  428. We've been kinda daring each other
  429. to send each other pics all day.
  430.  
  431. 92
  432. 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:53,636
  433. I sent her a butt pic.
  434.  
  435. 93
  436. 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:56,206
  437. - Cool.
  438. - I'm actually getting kinda worried.
  439.  
  440. 94
  441. 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,742
  442. Dude, could you check and see
  443. if I have a rash on my ass?
  444.  
  445. 95
  446. 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,944
  447. I really don't
  448. wanna do that man.
  449.  
  450. 96
  451. 00:08:00,946 --> 00:08:02,047
  452. Please?
  453.  
  454. 97
  455. 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,215
  456. Okay.
  457.  
  458. 98
  459. 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:07,417
  460. - You're all clear.
  461. - Are you sure?
  462.  
  463. 99
  464. 00:08:07,419 --> 00:08:09,218
  465. Yeah. Yeah.
  466.  
  467. 100
  468. 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:13,122
  469. Gonna take your word.
  470.  
  471. 101
  472. 00:08:13,124 --> 00:08:16,059
  473. I was thinking about sending her
  474. a full-frontal, I don't know,
  475.  
  476. 102
  477. 00:08:16,061 --> 00:08:17,126
  478. it's kinda cold out.
  479.  
  480. 103
  481. 00:08:17,128 --> 00:08:19,828
  482. My size is still probably fine.
  483. Normal to large.
  484.  
  485. 104
  486. 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:21,764
  487. I mean, not magnum, but...
  488.  
  489. 105
  490. 00:08:21,766 --> 00:08:23,799
  491. Have you like, uh...
  492.  
  493. 106
  494. 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:26,069
  495. - You know...
  496. - No, no. But, its imminent.
  497.  
  498. 107
  499. 00:08:26,071 --> 00:08:27,903
  500. It's gonna happen.
  501. My acne's cleared up.
  502.  
  503. 108
  504. 00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:30,639
  505. I need two women to show me
  506. the ropes in the sack.
  507.  
  508. 109
  509. 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:32,775
  510. I'm kidding.
  511.  
  512. 110
  513. 00:08:32,777 --> 00:08:34,376
  514. Keep on,
  515. you crazy goons.
  516.  
  517. 111
  518. 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:38,751
  519. Hey, um...
  520.  
  521. 112
  522. 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,885
  523. All joking aside,
  524.  
  525. 113
  526. 00:08:41,887 --> 00:08:44,788
  527. I heard you popped the cherry
  528. of Cassandra Peerpod.
  529.  
  530. 114
  531. 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:48,091
  532. - Who?
  533. - Cassandra Peerpod, the ballet dancer.
  534.  
  535. 115
  536. 00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:49,626
  537. - I don't know...
  538. - Heard you guys...
  539.  
  540. 116
  541. 00:08:49,628 --> 00:08:51,361
  542. I don't even know
  543. what that name is.
  544.  
  545. 117
  546. 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,761
  547. - Cassandra Peerpod?
  548. - Yeah.
  549.  
  550. 118
  551. 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:54,264
  552. I must've been wasted.
  553.  
  554. 119
  555. 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:56,699
  556. Yeah. Well, you had to have been
  557. pretty wasted to fuck this girl.
  558.  
  559. 120
  560. 00:08:56,701 --> 00:09:00,138
  561. - She's kind of a biatch.
  562. - Yeah, yeah.
  563.  
  564. 121
  565. 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:08,310
  566. There's this girl that I met
  567. at this party, like, a year ago,
  568.  
  569. 122
  570. 00:09:08,312 --> 00:09:11,314
  571. and we, like, just kissed and we
  572. talked about undersea creatures
  573.  
  574. 123
  575. 00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:14,349
  576. and had this amazing conversation.
  577. I got, like, so obsessed with her.
  578.  
  579. 124
  580. 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:17,786
  581. And then I kept calling her and calling
  582. her and she never called me back.
  583.  
  584. 125
  585. 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:19,189
  586. And then today,
  587.  
  588. 126
  589. 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,694
  590. I was on the subway, I saw
  591. her on the subway platform.
  592.  
  593. 127
  594. 00:09:22,426 --> 00:09:24,660
  595. It was amazing.
  596.  
  597. 128
  598. 00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:26,228
  599. Wait,
  600. but what happened?
  601.  
  602. 129
  603. 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,830
  604. Nothing. I'll probably
  605. never see her again,
  606.  
  607. 130
  608. 00:09:27,832 --> 00:09:30,035
  609. she got on a train and left.
  610.  
  611. 131
  612. 00:09:30,902 --> 00:09:32,872
  613. - That's the end of the story?
  614. - Yeah.
  615.  
  616. 132
  617. 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:37,442
  618. That's the most depressing
  619. story I've ever heard in my life.
  620.  
  621. 133
  622. 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,242
  623. Why did you tell me that?
  624.  
  625. 134
  626. 00:09:40,244 --> 00:09:44,950
  627. So, Jasmine, Eli and Joe
  628. were all run over by my mom.
  629.  
  630. 135
  631. 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:48,083
  632. Maddy ate rat poison,
  633.  
  634. 136
  635. 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:51,521
  636. Sam walked off the deck with
  637. his leash still on, and, um...
  638.  
  639. 137
  640. 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:52,957
  641. Oh, my God!
  642.  
  643. 138
  644. 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,592
  645. And Wicker...
  646.  
  647. 139
  648. 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:59,194
  649. Wicker, I don't know. I think she
  650. vanished under mysterious circumstances.
  651.  
  652. 140
  653. 00:09:59,196 --> 00:10:01,598
  654. It was not mysterious. Wicker was
  655. like, "There are a lot of dogs
  656.  
  657. 141
  658. 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,699
  659. "dying around me. I gotta
  660. get the hell out of here."
  661.  
  662. 142
  663. 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:05,168
  664. - Yeah.
  665. - Dogs are dying
  666.  
  667. 143
  668. 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:07,569
  669. - all over the place.
  670. - Probably.
  671.  
  672. 144
  673. 00:10:07,571 --> 00:10:09,405
  674. Anyway, you guys are so lucky.
  675.  
  676. 145
  677. 00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:14,010
  678. You have one dog your whole life.
  679. That's such a beautiful thing.
  680.  
  681. 146
  682. 00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:15,779
  683. Are you sure you want
  684. to have a party for Stella?
  685.  
  686. 147
  687. 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,447
  688. Don't you think it should
  689. just maybe be us
  690.  
  691. 148
  692. 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:18,948
  693. - hanging with her on her last...
  694. - No.
  695.  
  696. 149
  697. 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,916
  698. It's so good
  699. we're having a party.
  700.  
  701. 150
  702. 00:10:20,918 --> 00:10:23,086
  703. I wish we had a party
  704. for your dad when he...
  705.  
  706. 151
  707. 00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:25,789
  708. - When we put him to sleep?
  709. - Yeah, actually.
  710.  
  711. 152
  712. 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:30,459
  713. You are one batshit,
  714. crazy bitch, aren't you, Mom?
  715.  
  716. 153
  717. 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:32,163
  718. I know.
  719. I know.
  720.  
  721. 154
  722. 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,832
  723. You're gonna let him
  724. talk to you like that?
  725.  
  726. 155
  727. 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,034
  728. What? Oh, no, he's just joking.
  729.  
  730. 156
  731. 00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:41,637
  732. Oh! Disrespect is your
  733. idea of a joke, huh?
  734.  
  735. 157
  736. 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:45,775
  737. - Hey, Mom, have you seen the guy trying to see his own eyes?
  738. - I love that guy.
  739.  
  740. 158
  741. 00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:48,211
  742. No, don't do that.
  743. Ollie, stop it.
  744.  
  745. 159
  746. 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:49,612
  747. Open your eyes, man.
  748.  
  749. 160
  750. 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:51,548
  751. Do they look okay? You wanna
  752. just look in the mirror?
  753.  
  754. 161
  755. 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,250
  756. - You can probably see them if you just look in the mirror.
  757. - Mirrors lie.
  758.  
  759. 162
  760. 00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:55,651
  761. Stop! Stop!
  762.  
  763. 163
  764. 00:10:57,589 --> 00:10:59,458
  765. Why?
  766. Why is that funny?
  767.  
  768. 164
  769. 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,424
  770. Uh...
  771.  
  772. 165
  773. 00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:03,763
  774. It's just funny.
  775.  
  776. 166
  777. 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:08,030
  778. Well, Ron, If you want
  779. me to explain it to you,
  780.  
  781. 167
  782. 00:11:08,032 --> 00:11:09,998
  783. he can't actually see
  784. his own eyes,
  785.  
  786. 168
  787. 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,867
  788. He knows. He knows.
  789. He knows, Ollie.
  790.  
  791. 169
  792. 00:11:11,869 --> 00:11:13,502
  793. - Oh, I wasn't, I just...
  794. - Jack,
  795.  
  796. 170
  797. 00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:17,475
  798. did you tell Ron all about how you
  799. study Marine Biology in college?
  800.  
  801. 171
  802. 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:23,279
  803. Uh, I've been, I've been studying
  804. Marine Biology in college.
  805.  
  806. 172
  807. 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:26,181
  808. Oliver too.
  809. Oliver's gonna probably...
  810.  
  811. 173
  812. 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:28,751
  813. Oliver just won the science award.
  814. Did you know that, Jack?
  815.  
  816. 174
  817. 00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:30,987
  818. Yeah, I heard.
  819. That was amazing.
  820.  
  821. 175
  822. 00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,155
  823. - That was awesome.
  824. - So great.
  825.  
  826. 176
  827. 00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:35,824
  828. Speaking of Marine Biology,
  829. kind of,
  830.  
  831. 177
  832. 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:39,130
  833. there's a big push
  834. online to get fish
  835.  
  836. 178
  837. 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:41,964
  838. on the menu
  839. in my restaurant.
  840.  
  841. 179
  842. 00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:43,933
  843. - I mean, its crazy, right?
  844. - Oh.
  845.  
  846. 180
  847. 00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:46,336
  848. I tell them "We do
  849. chicken, understand?"
  850.  
  851. 181
  852. 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:49,038
  853. It's the Authentic
  854. Chicken Kitchen.
  855.  
  856. 182
  857. 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,406
  858. It's not the Authentic
  859. Fish and Kitchen.
  860.  
  861. 183
  862. 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,275
  863. - Right.
  864. - People are nuts.
  865.  
  866. 184
  867. 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,977
  868. Mmm-hmm...
  869.  
  870. 185
  871. 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,780
  872. Mom, love you death, babe, bye.
  873.  
  874. 186
  875. 00:11:57,782 --> 00:11:59,314
  876. I gotta go.
  877. Thank you for dinner.
  878.  
  879. 187
  880. 00:11:59,316 --> 00:12:02,452
  881. Oh, Ollie. It's a school night.
  882. You can't go. And Jack's here.
  883.  
  884. 188
  885. 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:05,655
  886. Oh, that's fine. If he wants to go.
  887. I don't... Yeah.
  888.  
  889. 189
  890. 00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,122
  891. Okay, you can go for an hour.
  892.  
  893. 190
  894. 00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:09,958
  895. What? An hour? That's not long
  896. enough, Cock-Block Sally.
  897.  
  898. 191
  899. 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,630
  900. - Don't hinder my chances.
  901. - Hey! Don't sass your mom.
  902.  
  903. 192
  904. 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,534
  905. Hey, don't sass me, baldie.
  906.  
  907. 193
  908. 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:20,402
  909. - Well, uh, what am I supposed to say to that?
  910. - Okay...
  911.  
  912. 194
  913. 00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:22,140
  914. Apologize to Ron, please.
  915.  
  916. 195
  917. 00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,406
  918. I'm sorry, Ron,
  919.  
  920. 196
  921. 00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:27,477
  922. for acknowledging what
  923. everybody already knows
  924.  
  925. 197
  926. 00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:31,113
  927. that under that comb-over you bald
  928. as a baby's testicle, my man.
  929.  
  930. 198
  931. 00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:33,181
  932. And you're
  933. a spoiled little shithead.
  934.  
  935. 199
  936. 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,317
  937. Mom!
  938.  
  939. 200
  940. 00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:37,623
  941. That hurts my feelings, Ron.
  942. I demand an apology.
  943.  
  944. 201
  945. 00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,357
  946. Apologize.
  947.  
  948. 202
  949. 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,293
  950. Here's your apology.
  951.  
  952. 203
  953. 00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,027
  954. - Whoa, Mom.
  955. - I'm sorry.
  956.  
  957. 204
  958. 00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:47,096
  959. He's a bad influence on me.
  960.  
  961. 205
  962. 00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:50,900
  963. - Man! Ron!
  964. - All right. Just wash your plate, please.
  965.  
  966. 206
  967. 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:52,769
  968. I'm gonna wash it.
  969.  
  970. 207
  971. 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,241
  972. I'm gonna wash
  973. it with my tongue.
  974.  
  975. 208
  976. 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,543
  977. Sorry.
  978.  
  979. 209
  980. 00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,544
  981. Really nice meeting you.
  982.  
  983. 210
  984. 00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:03,512
  985. - You know...
  986. - I'm sorry.
  987.  
  988. 211
  989. 00:13:03,514 --> 00:13:05,415
  990. It always ends like this.
  991.  
  992. 212
  993. 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:09,151
  994. I try to understand. I don't get the guy.
  995. I don't get him.
  996.  
  997. 213
  998. 00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:11,554
  999. Ooh, you're kind hard
  1000. on old Ron, aren't you?
  1001.  
  1002. 214
  1003. 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:14,690
  1004. I'm doing him a favor. That
  1005. relationship's a non-starter.
  1006.  
  1007. 215
  1008. 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:17,392
  1009. You know mom. She always
  1010. dumps those guys eventually.
  1011.  
  1012. 216
  1013. 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:19,594
  1014. I'm just helping
  1015. to expedite the process.
  1016.  
  1017. 217
  1018. 00:13:19,596 --> 00:13:21,764
  1019. So it's pretty much
  1020. a humanitarian gesture.
  1021.  
  1022. 218
  1023. 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:24,000
  1024. Exactly.
  1025.  
  1026. 219
  1027. 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:26,035
  1028. You just want Mom
  1029. all to yourself, don't you?
  1030.  
  1031. 220
  1032. 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:29,671
  1033. Yeah, my mom is sort of
  1034. like my only friend, but,
  1035.  
  1036. 221
  1037. 00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,309
  1038. hey, quality over quantity.
  1039.  
  1040. 222
  1041. 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,176
  1042. You know,
  1043. I missed you, Nelson.
  1044.  
  1045. 223
  1046. 00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:35,745
  1047. I missed you,
  1048. George Walters.
  1049.  
  1050. 224
  1051. 00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,179
  1052. - Good to see you.
  1053. - Good to see you.
  1054.  
  1055. 225
  1056. 00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:38,982
  1057. - I've missed you
  1058. - I've missed you, too.
  1059.  
  1060. 226
  1061. 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,983
  1062. Hey, I'm George. I've
  1063. a question, so...
  1064.  
  1065. 227
  1066. 00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,151
  1067. I sent out invites
  1068. for this pizza party
  1069.  
  1070. 228
  1071. 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,822
  1072. and nobody responded, so,
  1073. would you wanna come?
  1074.  
  1075. 229
  1076. 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,056
  1077. I would love
  1078. to go to your pizza party
  1079.  
  1080. 230
  1081. 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,592
  1082. except that
  1083. I'm lactose intolerant.
  1084.  
  1085. 231
  1086. 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:50,760
  1087. I'm gonna have to
  1088. decline...-
  1089.  
  1090. 232
  1091. 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,194
  1092. No, I'm also
  1093. lactose intolerant.
  1094.  
  1095. 233
  1096. 00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:54,063
  1097. - You're also lactose intolerant?
  1098. - I'm also lactose intolerant?
  1099.  
  1100. 234
  1101. 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,164
  1102. - Yes
  1103. - That's wonderful.
  1104.  
  1105. 235
  1106. 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,833
  1107. Okay, so we're gonna
  1108. tell my mom,
  1109.  
  1110. 236
  1111. 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,901
  1112. we're just gonna be like, "Mom, you
  1113. just grab off all the cheese..."
  1114.  
  1115. 237
  1116. 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:02,572
  1117. - That's my mom.
  1118. - That's my mom, too.
  1119.  
  1120. 238
  1121. 00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:05,274
  1122. That's your mom?
  1123. No, I don't even understand
  1124.  
  1125. 239
  1126. 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,743
  1127. how that's even
  1128. freaking possible.
  1129.  
  1130. 240
  1131. 00:14:07,745 --> 00:14:08,944
  1132. Did you get me these?
  1133.  
  1134. 241
  1135. 00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:11,280
  1136. - Sweetie...
  1137. - I, uh...
  1138.  
  1139. 242
  1140. 00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:14,052
  1141. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. From me.
  1142. - I love violets.
  1143.  
  1144. 243
  1145. 00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:18,221
  1146. I'll put these in the vase.
  1147.  
  1148. 244
  1149. 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,292
  1150. - You're welcome.
  1151. - Yeah. Thank you.
  1152.  
  1153. 245
  1154. 00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:21,857
  1155. Thanks.
  1156.  
  1157. 246
  1158. 00:14:21,859 --> 00:14:23,392
  1159. So, who're you
  1160. going out with?
  1161.  
  1162. 247
  1163. 00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:24,794
  1164. You're going out
  1165. with Underboobs?
  1166.  
  1167. 248
  1168. 00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,496
  1169. Yes, but when she comes over
  1170. you got to contain yourself
  1171.  
  1172. 249
  1173. 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,830
  1174. because she would kill me
  1175. if she knows you saw that.
  1176.  
  1177. 250
  1178. 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,266
  1179. - I'm gonna say, "Hi,
  1180. Underboobs." -Don't.
  1181.  
  1182. 251
  1183. 00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,671
  1184. Kill you, if you
  1185. knew she saw what?
  1186.  
  1187. 252
  1188. 00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:35,137
  1189. My girl friend, um,
  1190.  
  1191. 253
  1192. 00:14:35,139 --> 00:14:37,707
  1193. sent me an s-chat
  1194. of her fat sweater puppies.
  1195.  
  1196. 254
  1197. 00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:42,277
  1198. You have a girlfriend, Ollie?
  1199.  
  1200. 255
  1201. 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:45,580
  1202. That's the information you got from that?
  1203. I gotta be real.
  1204.  
  1205. 256
  1206. 00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:48,219
  1207. Not the response
  1208. I expected from you, Sal.
  1209.  
  1210. 257
  1211. 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,625
  1212. I get it.
  1213. I'm a big joke.
  1214.  
  1215. 258
  1216. 00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:58,428
  1217. Talk to me when you have
  1218. your own restaurant chain.
  1219.  
  1220. 259
  1221. 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,363
  1222. Come on, Ron. They weren't
  1223. even talking about you.
  1224.  
  1225. 260
  1226. 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,532
  1227. They were talking
  1228. about Ollie's girlfriend
  1229.  
  1230. 261
  1231. 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:06,537
  1232. sending him a picture
  1233. of her boobs.
  1234.  
  1235. 262
  1236. 00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,203
  1237. What?
  1238.  
  1239. 263
  1240. 00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:09,439
  1241. - Hello.
  1242. - What the hell?
  1243.  
  1244. 264
  1245. 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,873
  1246. No, it was of her
  1247. underboobs, okay?
  1248.  
  1249. 265
  1250. 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,045
  1251. Relax, dude.
  1252. Jesus Christ.
  1253.  
  1254. 266
  1255. 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,549
  1256. Violet?
  1257.  
  1258. 267
  1259. 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:23,486
  1260. - Hi.
  1261. - Baby.
  1262.  
  1263. 268
  1264. 00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:26,988
  1265. Meet the gang. Come here.
  1266. Meet the whole squad.
  1267.  
  1268. 269
  1269. 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,424
  1270. Everybody.
  1271. This is Violet.
  1272.  
  1273. 270
  1274. 00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:31,363
  1275. Violet,
  1276. this is everyone I love,
  1277.  
  1278. 271
  1279. 00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:32,764
  1280. and Ron.
  1281.  
  1282. 272
  1283. 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,734
  1284. Hi, Violet.
  1285. Ollie was just...
  1286.  
  1287. 273
  1288. 00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:40,571
  1289. He's told us
  1290. so much about you.
  1291.  
  1292. 274
  1293. 00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:43,106
  1294. Oh!
  1295.  
  1296. 275
  1297. 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,873
  1298. Taken
  1299. any good pictures lately?
  1300.  
  1301. 276
  1302. 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,110
  1303. Shh!
  1304.  
  1305. 277
  1306. 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:54,282
  1307. It was a picture that disappears
  1308. in like three seconds.
  1309.  
  1310. 278
  1311. 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,251
  1312. How did you manage to show it
  1313. to your entire family?
  1314.  
  1315. 279
  1316. 00:15:56,253 --> 00:15:58,087
  1317. I didn't show it to anyone.
  1318. I just...
  1319.  
  1320. 280
  1321. 00:15:58,089 --> 00:16:00,223
  1322. My brother was over
  1323. my shoulder when you sent it,
  1324.  
  1325. 281
  1326. 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,324
  1327. and then everyone else
  1328. was just collateral damage.
  1329.  
  1330. 282
  1331. 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:04,493
  1332. Your brother saw it?
  1333. You know what, Ollie?
  1334.  
  1335. 283
  1336. 00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,630
  1337. That was the most awkward and
  1338. embarrassing moment of my whole life.
  1339.  
  1340. 284
  1341. 00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,498
  1342. - I'm not kidding.
  1343. - Okay, look, I'm sorry.
  1344.  
  1345. 285
  1346. 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,067
  1347. And I understand
  1348. that you're really mad,
  1349.  
  1350. 286
  1351. 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,569
  1352. and you have
  1353. every right to be, but,
  1354.  
  1355. 287
  1356. 00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,070
  1357. for what it's worth,
  1358.  
  1359. 288
  1360. 00:16:15,072 --> 00:16:16,506
  1361. I love that you
  1362. sent that picture,
  1363.  
  1364. 289
  1365. 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,208
  1366. and I really hope that this
  1367. teeny-tiny little incident
  1368.  
  1369. 290
  1370. 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,810
  1371. does not deter you from sending
  1372. pictures of that nature in the future.
  1373.  
  1374. 291
  1375. 00:16:21,812 --> 00:16:23,846
  1376. - You're so immature.
  1377. - Really?
  1378.  
  1379. 292
  1380. 00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:26,149
  1381. I'm gonna get the whole, "You're
  1382. two years older than me" lecture?
  1383.  
  1384. 293
  1385. 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,418
  1386. - I can't believe you let Jack...
  1387. - Jack's cool.
  1388.  
  1389. 294
  1390. 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:33,622
  1391. - Jack's seen lots of different underboobs.
  1392. - Oh, my God!
  1393.  
  1394. 295
  1395. 00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,494
  1396. Look. Look.
  1397.  
  1398. 296
  1399. 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:39,261
  1400. Now would have been
  1401. a very good time,
  1402.  
  1403. 297
  1404. 00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:41,030
  1405. to give you the flowers
  1406. that I bought for you
  1407.  
  1408. 298
  1409. 00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,701
  1410. for the solo thingy and
  1411. apologize for being immature.
  1412.  
  1413. 299
  1414. 00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:45,535
  1415. But unfortunately,
  1416.  
  1417. 300
  1418. 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,570
  1419. my mother thought that my
  1420. brother got them for her,
  1421.  
  1422. 301
  1423. 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,973
  1424. and I didn't have the heart
  1425. to tell her the truth.
  1426.  
  1427. 302
  1428. 00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:53,611
  1429. So I gots no flowers.
  1430.  
  1431. 303
  1432. 00:16:57,181 --> 00:16:59,350
  1433. It's actually really sweet.
  1434.  
  1435. 304
  1436. 00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:02,718
  1437. It is?
  1438. Wait, what is?
  1439.  
  1440. 305
  1441. 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,754
  1442. The fact that you let your brother
  1443. take credit for flowers he didn't buy
  1444.  
  1445. 306
  1446. 00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:07,825
  1447. because you wanted
  1448. your mom to be happy.
  1449.  
  1450. 307
  1451. 00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:12,395
  1452. Oh.
  1453.  
  1454. 308
  1455. 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,297
  1456. Well, when you put it
  1457. like that...
  1458.  
  1459. 309
  1460. 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,299
  1461. That's really, really,
  1462. really sweet of me.
  1463.  
  1464. 310
  1465. 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,300
  1466. - Mmm.
  1467. - You're really, really lucky to have me.
  1468.  
  1469. 311
  1470. 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:21,904
  1471. I mean, I am a saint.
  1472.  
  1473. 312
  1474. 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:26,242
  1475. So, you're okay with your son
  1476. dating an exhibitionist?
  1477.  
  1478. 313
  1479. 00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,043
  1480. Oh, for heaven's sakes, Ron.
  1481.  
  1482. 314
  1483. 00:17:28,045 --> 00:17:31,047
  1484. They were just playing around.
  1485. That's what kids do these days.
  1486.  
  1487. 315
  1488. 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,449
  1489. No, not decent kids.
  1490. I'm telling you...
  1491.  
  1492. 316
  1493. 00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:36,652
  1494. You spoil them, Sally.
  1495. They boys, they...
  1496.  
  1497. 317
  1498. 00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:38,453
  1499. They're not learning
  1500. how to be men.
  1501.  
  1502. 318
  1503. 00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:41,723
  1504. I will talk to Ollie about
  1505. how he acts towards you.
  1506.  
  1507. 319
  1508. 00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,059
  1509. It's not nice, I agree.
  1510.  
  1511. 320
  1512. 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,360
  1513. You could tell him I'm sick
  1514. and tired of the bald jokes,
  1515.  
  1516. 321
  1517. 00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:48,297
  1518. I mean,
  1519. I'm not even that bald.
  1520.  
  1521. 322
  1522. 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,267
  1523. - Am I right? I mean...
  1524. - Yeah...
  1525.  
  1526. 323
  1527. 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:52,804
  1528. You're not.
  1529.  
  1530. 324
  1531. 00:17:57,942 --> 00:18:00,142
  1532. Hey, Jack, we're gonna go
  1533. to a party, you wanna come?
  1534.  
  1535. 325
  1536. 00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:01,847
  1537. Yes, please.
  1538. Yes. Yes.
  1539.  
  1540. 326
  1541. 00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,748
  1542. Wait. What? Ollie...
  1543.  
  1544. 327
  1545. 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,216
  1546. I already told you, you're not
  1547. allowed to go out on a school night.
  1548.  
  1549. 328
  1550. 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:11,820
  1551. What? Mom, Violet is outside and I
  1552. already finished all my homework.
  1553.  
  1554. 329
  1555. 00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:13,191
  1556. Oh, okay.
  1557.  
  1558. 330
  1559. 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,424
  1560. Oh, okay?
  1561. What?
  1562.  
  1563. 331
  1564. 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,494
  1565. Just that he did
  1566. his homework so...
  1567.  
  1568. 332
  1569. 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:23,568
  1570. Ollie, you can't go out on a
  1571. school night and that's final.
  1572.  
  1573. 333
  1574. 00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:28,503
  1575. Mmm-hmm.
  1576. Later, Mom.
  1577.  
  1578. 334
  1579. 00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:30,505
  1580. - Young man.
  1581. - Old man.
  1582.  
  1583. 335
  1584. 00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:34,944
  1585. - I love you, Mom. Bye.
  1586. - Oliver, stop. Wait.
  1587.  
  1588. 336
  1589. 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:36,779
  1590. I'll meet you outside.
  1591.  
  1592. 337
  1593. 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,914
  1594. Come here.
  1595.  
  1596. 338
  1597. 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,982
  1598. Ollie, over here.
  1599.  
  1600. 339
  1601. 00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:43,853
  1602. Okay, it's fine,
  1603. you can go, okay?
  1604.  
  1605. 340
  1606. 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:48,190
  1607. Just come back in and just
  1608. sneak out down the...
  1609.  
  1610. 341
  1611. 00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:50,492
  1612. Just jump off the roof
  1613. or something, okay?
  1614.  
  1615. 342
  1616. 00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:53,162
  1617. Pretend I made you stay.
  1618.  
  1619. 343
  1620. 00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:56,801
  1621. Fine, I'll stay if you're gonna
  1622. be such a bitch about it, Mom.
  1623.  
  1624. 344
  1625. 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:00,603
  1626. - Is that okay?
  1627. - Mmm.
  1628.  
  1629. 345
  1630. 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:03,875
  1631. Well, yes, but can you now
  1632. apologize for calling me a bitch?
  1633.  
  1634. 346
  1635. 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,309
  1636. - Really?
  1637. - Yeah.
  1638.  
  1639. 347
  1640. 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,679
  1641. - You are so pitiful, Mom.
  1642. - I know.
  1643.  
  1644. 348
  1645. 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,080
  1646. Sorry for calling you
  1647. a bitch, Mom.
  1648.  
  1649. 349
  1650. 00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:14,482
  1651. - Good.
  1652. - Can I go now?
  1653.  
  1654. 350
  1655. 00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:15,454
  1656. Yeah.
  1657.  
  1658. 351
  1659. 00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:18,921
  1660. When are you gonna
  1661. dump that scoob, Mom?
  1662.  
  1663. 352
  1664. 00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:22,058
  1665. I don't know, honey. Soon. But
  1666. you shouldn't be so mean to him.
  1667.  
  1668. 353
  1669. 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,994
  1670. You hurt his feelings. Well he's really
  1671. sweet when he's not being defensive.
  1672.  
  1673. 354
  1674. 00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:27,632
  1675. Okay, whatever.
  1676. Can I go?
  1677.  
  1678. 355
  1679. 00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:29,500
  1680. Yes. Bye.
  1681.  
  1682. 356
  1683. 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,803
  1684. No!
  1685.  
  1686. 357
  1687. 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:56,157
  1688. Uh, Ollie invited me
  1689. to go with you guys.
  1690.  
  1691. 358
  1692. 00:19:56,159 --> 00:19:58,293
  1693. Is that cool if I tag along?
  1694.  
  1695. 359
  1696. 00:19:58,295 --> 00:19:59,930
  1697. - Yeah, I don't care.
  1698. - Yeah.
  1699.  
  1700. 360
  1701. 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,598
  1702. I, uh...
  1703.  
  1704. 361
  1705. 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,970
  1706. I think I saw you
  1707. on the subway today actually.
  1708.  
  1709. 362
  1710. 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,807
  1711. - You did?
  1712. - Yeah.
  1713.  
  1714. 363
  1715. 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:19,318
  1716. You still like octopuses?
  1717. Or, sorry, octopi.
  1718.  
  1719. 364
  1720. 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,352
  1721. What?
  1722.  
  1723. 365
  1724. 00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:24,019
  1725. Oh, at the...
  1726.  
  1727. 366
  1728. 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:25,287
  1729. At the party,
  1730. I just remember
  1731.  
  1732. 367
  1733. 00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:27,123
  1734. we were talking about undersea
  1735. creatures for some reason,
  1736.  
  1737. 368
  1738. 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,893
  1739. - and you said that you liked the octopi.
  1740. - Oh, yeah.
  1741.  
  1742. 369
  1743. 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,565
  1744. Octopus, yeah...
  1745.  
  1746. 370
  1747. 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,003
  1748. Or whatever.
  1749.  
  1750. 371
  1751. 00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:43,973
  1752. Did you not
  1753. remember meeting me?
  1754.  
  1755. 372
  1756. 00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,640
  1757. - I remember.
  1758. - Okay, good.
  1759.  
  1760. 373
  1761. 00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:49,511
  1762. And, and, and... You never
  1763. told Ollie about us, like...
  1764.  
  1765. 374
  1766. 00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:52,080
  1767. - He doesn't...
  1768. - Why?
  1769.  
  1770. 375
  1771. 00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,250
  1772. It's not like
  1773. it was a big deal.
  1774.  
  1775. 376
  1776. 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,921
  1777. I mean we just kissed.
  1778.  
  1779. 377
  1780. 00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:03,492
  1781. Yeah. Right, right, right.
  1782. Well, I know.
  1783.  
  1784. 378
  1785. 00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:06,497
  1786. Yeah, we just, uh...
  1787. I guess...
  1788.  
  1789. 379
  1790. 00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:10,899
  1791. So...
  1792.  
  1793. 380
  1794. 00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,867
  1795. Ollie's more your type,
  1796. or whatever?
  1797.  
  1798. 381
  1799. 00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:14,904
  1800. He's more of an extrovert
  1801. or something?
  1802.  
  1803. 382
  1804. 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,405
  1805. I'm only asking because I just
  1806. called you so many times,
  1807.  
  1808. 383
  1809. 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:20,408
  1810. I was, like, calling and calling
  1811. and you never called me back.
  1812.  
  1813. 384
  1814. 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,847
  1815. You know why
  1816. I didn't call you back.
  1817.  
  1818. 385
  1819. 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:29,151
  1820. - Uh...
  1821. - Why would I?
  1822.  
  1823. 386
  1824. 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,719
  1825. After you...
  1826.  
  1827. 387
  1828. 00:21:30,721 --> 00:21:33,692
  1829. Oh, shit. Fuck, ow!
  1830. Ow! fuck!
  1831.  
  1832. 388
  1833. 00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:39,194
  1834. You guys ready
  1835. to rock and roll?
  1836.  
  1837. 389
  1838. 00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:42,833
  1839. So we finally solved the big mystery
  1840. of why Violet like me so much.
  1841.  
  1842. 390
  1843. 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,000
  1844. Guess what it is?
  1845.  
  1846. 391
  1847. 00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:47,336
  1848. - I don't know...
  1849. - You'll never guess what it is.
  1850.  
  1851. 392
  1852. 00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:49,003
  1853. Turns out,
  1854. I'm actually really sweet.
  1855.  
  1856. 393
  1857. 00:21:49,005 --> 00:21:51,874
  1858. Like when I let Mom think that the
  1859. flowers were for her tonight.
  1860.  
  1861. 394
  1862. 00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:53,709
  1863. That was really sweet.
  1864. Sweet...
  1865.  
  1866. 395
  1867. 00:21:53,711 --> 00:21:56,645
  1868. Yeah, maybe it's not so sweet
  1869. if you brag about it, Ollie.
  1870.  
  1871. 396
  1872. 00:21:56,647 --> 00:21:58,580
  1873. I still think it's sweet.
  1874.  
  1875. 397
  1876. 00:21:58,582 --> 00:22:01,116
  1877. She still thinks
  1878. it's sweet, bro.
  1879.  
  1880. 398
  1881. 00:22:01,118 --> 00:22:03,918
  1882. Hey, actually me and Jack
  1883. realize we know each other.
  1884.  
  1885. 399
  1886. 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,221
  1887. You do?
  1888.  
  1889. 400
  1890. 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:08,857
  1891. - Uh, yeah, yeah. We...
  1892. - We met last year at a party.
  1893.  
  1894. 401
  1895. 00:22:08,859 --> 00:22:10,492
  1896. Yeah,
  1897. she never called me back.
  1898.  
  1899. 402
  1900. 00:22:10,494 --> 00:22:13,428
  1901. What? Another girl
  1902. didn't call you back?
  1903.  
  1904. 403
  1905. 00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,129
  1906. Dude, you're slipping.
  1907.  
  1908. 404
  1909. 00:22:15,131 --> 00:22:16,598
  1910. What do you mean another?
  1911.  
  1912. 405
  1913. 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,335
  1914. You were telling me about the girl
  1915. in the train today that you saw.
  1916.  
  1917. 406
  1918. 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:22,037
  1919. Jack saw this girl that he was
  1920. in love with on the train today
  1921.  
  1922. 407
  1923. 00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:24,075
  1924. and she never
  1925. called him back either.
  1926.  
  1927. 408
  1928. 00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:27,142
  1929. I'm sure
  1930. she had her reasons.
  1931.  
  1932. 409
  1933. 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:29,748
  1934. - What was her name?
  1935. - I don't remember her name.
  1936.  
  1937. 410
  1938. 00:22:30,113 --> 00:22:31,379
  1939. Was it Amy?
  1940.  
  1941. 411
  1942. 00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:33,115
  1943. No, who's Amy?
  1944.  
  1945. 412
  1946. 00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:35,149
  1947. I don't know. I was just
  1948. gonna start with the A names
  1949.  
  1950. 413
  1951. 00:22:35,151 --> 00:22:37,955
  1952. and then go through the
  1953. alphabet to help you remember.
  1954.  
  1955. 414
  1956. 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:41,056
  1957. It wasn't Amy.
  1958.  
  1959. 415
  1960. 00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:43,959
  1961. Holy crikey!
  1962. This is someone's house?
  1963.  
  1964. 416
  1965. 00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:46,595
  1966. It's Cassandra's
  1967. parents' house.
  1968.  
  1969. 417
  1970. 00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:48,797
  1971. Wait. Isn't Cassandra the
  1972. one you said that I...
  1973.  
  1974. 418
  1975. 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:51,533
  1976. Oops!
  1977. Yeah, the one you nailed.
  1978.  
  1979. 419
  1980. 00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:53,571
  1981. Could be awkward.
  1982. I just realized.
  1983.  
  1984. 420
  1985. 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,137
  1986. Sorry.
  1987.  
  1988. 421
  1989. 00:22:56,139 --> 00:22:59,143
  1990. Violet, what are you doing here?
  1991. Did Cassandra invite you?
  1992.  
  1993. 422
  1994. 00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:01,676
  1995. Um, Richard did.
  1996.  
  1997. 423
  1998. 00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:04,146
  1999. Oh, well, it's Cassandra's party.
  2000. Not Richard's.
  2001.  
  2002. 424
  2003. 00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:07,017
  2004. Well, tell Cassandra we brought
  2005. the male escort she ordered.
  2006.  
  2007. 425
  2008. 00:23:08,485 --> 00:23:10,685
  2009. Oh, I didn't see you, Jack. Um,
  2010.  
  2011. 426
  2012. 00:23:10,687 --> 00:23:12,421
  2013. all right,
  2014. you guys can come in.
  2015.  
  2016. 427
  2017. 00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:13,856
  2018. Take your shoes off
  2019. over there.
  2020.  
  2021. 428
  2022. 00:23:13,858 --> 00:23:16,895
  2023. The floors are, like, imported
  2024. from the ancient Roman ruins.
  2025.  
  2026. 429
  2027. 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,030
  2028. Do I know huh, too?
  2029.  
  2030. 430
  2031. 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,999
  2032. She's Cassandra's best friend. She
  2033. probably knows about the boinking.
  2034.  
  2035. 431
  2036. 00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:26,434
  2037. No!
  2038. Please don't sit on that couch
  2039.  
  2040. 432
  2041. 00:23:26,436 --> 00:23:29,070
  2042. because it's white and Cassandra's
  2043. father would flip out
  2044.  
  2045. 433
  2046. 00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:30,876
  2047. because it's, like,
  2048. super valuable.
  2049.  
  2050. 434
  2051. 00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:34,409
  2052. Sorry.
  2053.  
  2054. 435
  2055. 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:38,047
  2056. uh, just so you know, Violet, it's
  2057. kinda awkward having you here since
  2058.  
  2059. 436
  2060. 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:41,082
  2061. the party's for Caroline and you're
  2062. replacing her because of her toe.
  2063.  
  2064. 437
  2065. 00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:42,751
  2066. Hey, Caitlin,
  2067.  
  2068. 438
  2069. 00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:46,688
  2070. if you don't shut the hell up, I'm gonna
  2071. pee all over that couch, I swear to God.
  2072.  
  2073. 439
  2074. 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:50,925
  2075. - I'm telling Cassandra.
  2076. - Oh, are you? I'm so scared.
  2077.  
  2078. 440
  2079. 00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:53,931
  2080. At the Salem bitch trail,
  2081. she's the first one I'm burning.
  2082.  
  2083. 441
  2084. 00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:55,864
  2085. We should leave.
  2086.  
  2087. 442
  2088. 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:57,599
  2089. What? No way we're leaving.
  2090.  
  2091. 443
  2092. 00:23:57,601 --> 00:23:59,201
  2093. - Are we bro?
  2094. - No, we're not gonna leave.
  2095.  
  2096. 444
  2097. 00:23:59,203 --> 00:24:01,904
  2098. We stay here, and we're not gonna
  2099. take our shoes off, either.
  2100.  
  2101. 445
  2102. 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:03,204
  2103. We're just gonna
  2104. rub our shoes...
  2105.  
  2106. 446
  2107. 00:24:03,206 --> 00:24:05,607
  2108. We're gonna march all over
  2109. these ancient ruins.
  2110.  
  2111. 447
  2112. 00:24:05,609 --> 00:24:08,510
  2113. - Yeah, Caesar.
  2114. - Et tu, floor.
  2115.  
  2116. 448
  2117. 00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:11,646
  2118. Dude, champagne.
  2119. Sir. Hello.
  2120.  
  2121. 449
  2122. 00:24:11,648 --> 00:24:13,715
  2123. - Wait, after I what?
  2124. - What?
  2125.  
  2126. 450
  2127. 00:24:13,717 --> 00:24:17,286
  2128. You said that I did something, and you
  2129. didn't call me after I did something.
  2130.  
  2131. 451
  2132. 00:24:17,288 --> 00:24:19,855
  2133. It's nothing. Jack, it doesn't...
  2134. No. No.
  2135.  
  2136. 452
  2137. 00:24:19,857 --> 00:24:21,322
  2138. - You said something.
  2139. - It's nothing, Jack.
  2140.  
  2141. 453
  2142. 00:24:21,324 --> 00:24:23,093
  2143. - You said...
  2144. - It doesn't matter.
  2145.  
  2146. 454
  2147. 00:24:54,524 --> 00:24:56,591
  2148. It matters to me,
  2149. okay?
  2150.  
  2151. 455
  2152. 00:24:56,593 --> 00:24:59,861
  2153. It matters to me what I did to blow it with
  2154. the coolest girl I've ever met in my life.
  2155.  
  2156. 456
  2157. 00:24:59,863 --> 00:25:03,031
  2158. Oh, my god, Jack. Okay,
  2159. you slept with Cassandra.
  2160.  
  2161. 457
  2162. 00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:05,203
  2163. Did you think
  2164. I would never find out?
  2165.  
  2166. 458
  2167. 00:25:05,802 --> 00:25:07,168
  2168. Okay, where is she?
  2169.  
  2170. 459
  2171. 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:10,371
  2172. This Cassandra girl, would you
  2173. just point her out to me?
  2174.  
  2175. 460
  2176. 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:12,840
  2177. - Seriously?
  2178. - Yes, because I keep hearing this name,
  2179.  
  2180. 461
  2181. 00:25:12,842 --> 00:25:14,778
  2182. and I have no idea
  2183. who that person is.
  2184.  
  2185. 462
  2186. 00:25:19,716 --> 00:25:21,215
  2187. - The girl with the crutches?
  2188. - No.
  2189.  
  2190. 463
  2191. 00:25:21,217 --> 00:25:22,885
  2192. No, the one with her hair
  2193. pulled back in a bun.
  2194.  
  2195. 464
  2196. 00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:25,223
  2197. All of those girls have their
  2198. hair pulled back in buns.
  2199.  
  2200. 465
  2201. 00:25:27,257 --> 00:25:30,761
  2202. - You really don't remember huh, do you?
  2203. - I don't know this girl.
  2204.  
  2205. 466
  2206. 00:25:36,233 --> 00:25:39,001
  2207. - Cassandra?
  2208. - Yeah, hi, Jack.
  2209.  
  2210. 467
  2211. 00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:41,436
  2212. Hey, do we know each other? Because
  2213. I know that I never met you,
  2214.  
  2215. 468
  2216. 00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:44,540
  2217. but I heard a rumor that we slept
  2218. together, so I'm just trying to...
  2219.  
  2220. 469
  2221. 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,378
  2222. See who started that.
  2223.  
  2224. 470
  2225. 00:25:47,744 --> 00:25:48,976
  2226. - I don't know.
  2227. - Yeah.
  2228.  
  2229. 471
  2230. 00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:51,213
  2231. You agree
  2232. we've never met before?
  2233.  
  2234. 472
  2235. 00:25:51,215 --> 00:25:55,017
  2236. We've met. You were just too busy
  2237. hitting on Violet to remember.
  2238.  
  2239. 473
  2240. 00:25:55,019 --> 00:25:56,452
  2241. But we never slept together,
  2242. right?
  2243.  
  2244. 474
  2245. 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:59,521
  2246. We never hooked up in any way whatsoever.
  2247. Am I right?
  2248.  
  2249. 475
  2250. 00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,824
  2251. Thanks a lot Violet. That was
  2252. supposed to be a secret.
  2253.  
  2254. 476
  2255. 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,429
  2256. No, Cassandra.
  2257. That's a lie.
  2258.  
  2259. 477
  2260. 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,361
  2261. Yeah. So?
  2262.  
  2263. 478
  2264. 00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:09,798
  2265. I was just... I was just
  2266. messing with you, Violet.
  2267.  
  2268. 479
  2269. 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,136
  2270. You're so gullible.
  2271.  
  2272. 480
  2273. 00:26:12,503 --> 00:26:14,435
  2274. I'd never sleep with you, Jack.
  2275.  
  2276. 481
  2277. 00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:16,605
  2278. You think I sleep with guys
  2279. who live in Queens?
  2280.  
  2281. 482
  2282. 00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:20,912
  2283. Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?
  2284. Guys who live in Queens?
  2285.  
  2286. 483
  2287. 00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:24,213
  2288. It just doesn't.
  2289.  
  2290. 484
  2291. 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,548
  2292. They have, like, a mountain of seafood
  2293. over there. You have to check it out.
  2294.  
  2295. 485
  2296. 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:29,220
  2297. That's for the invited guests,
  2298. Oliver. You can't have any.
  2299.  
  2300. 486
  2301. 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:32,023
  2302. Oh.
  2303.  
  2304. 487
  2305. 00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:36,023
  2306. Do you want it back?
  2307.  
  2308. 488
  2309. 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:37,459
  2310. Oh, my...
  2311.  
  2312. 489
  2313. 00:26:37,461 --> 00:26:39,127
  2314. I'm leaving.
  2315.  
  2316. 490
  2317. 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:40,928
  2318. - Seriously?
  2319. - I wanna leave too, Ollie.
  2320.  
  2321. 491
  2322. 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,200
  2323. What?
  2324. We just got here.
  2325.  
  2326. 492
  2327. 00:26:46,669 --> 00:26:49,139
  2328. Okay. Just wait. One sec.
  2329.  
  2330. 493
  2331. 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,507
  2332. Here you go, babe.
  2333.  
  2334. 494
  2335. 00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:58,082
  2336. Thanks.
  2337.  
  2338. 495
  2339. 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:07,992
  2340. Hang on.
  2341.  
  2342. 496
  2343. 00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:18,966
  2344. Whoa!
  2345. Now I feel better.
  2346.  
  2347. 497
  2348. 00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:58,807
  2349. Wait, so what happened
  2350. with that girl Cassandra, dude?
  2351.  
  2352. 498
  2353. 00:27:58,809 --> 00:28:00,075
  2354. Was she mad
  2355. you didn't remember her?
  2356.  
  2357. 499
  2358. 00:28:00,077 --> 00:28:01,412
  2359. She fucking made it up, man.
  2360.  
  2361. 500
  2362. 00:28:01,878 --> 00:28:03,478
  2363. - What?
  2364. - Yeah.
  2365.  
  2366. 501
  2367. 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,049
  2368. Why?
  2369.  
  2370. 502
  2371. 00:28:05,616 --> 00:28:07,683
  2372. I don't know.
  2373.  
  2374. 503
  2375. 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,886
  2376. My mom says that ballet dancers
  2377. are evil, George Walters.
  2378.  
  2379. 504
  2380. 00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:14,255
  2381. - We have to stay away from them.
  2382. - George Walters?
  2383.  
  2384. 505
  2385. 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,625
  2386. - Nelson has a friend...
  2387. - No...
  2388.  
  2389. 506
  2390. 00:28:16,627 --> 00:28:17,893
  2391. - Do it.
  2392. - No.
  2393.  
  2394. 507
  2395. 00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:20,127
  2396. - Come on, George.
  2397. - No.
  2398.  
  2399. 508
  2400. 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:22,330
  2401. Hello, I'm George Walters.
  2402.  
  2403. 509
  2404. 00:28:22,332 --> 00:28:23,898
  2405. How's it going?
  2406.  
  2407. 510
  2408. 00:28:25,569 --> 00:28:29,171
  2409. Hi, my mom invited me to go
  2410. to a pizza party with Nelson
  2411.  
  2412. 511
  2413. 00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,843
  2414. and all her friends,
  2415. just George and Nelson.
  2416.  
  2417. 512
  2418. 00:28:33,977 --> 00:28:36,544
  2419. - I love George Walters.
  2420. - She loves me, Nelson.
  2421.  
  2422. 513
  2423. 00:28:36,546 --> 00:28:37,812
  2424. Wait, I thought you loved me.
  2425.  
  2426. 514
  2427. 00:28:37,814 --> 00:28:39,780
  2428. I'm an embarrassing nerd,
  2429. too.
  2430.  
  2431. 515
  2432. 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:41,549
  2433. I love both of you.
  2434.  
  2435. 516
  2436. 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:42,553
  2437. Wait.
  2438.  
  2439. 517
  2440. 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,290
  2441. - Let's do our dance.
  2442. - Okay.
  2443.  
  2444. 518
  2445. 00:28:47,757 --> 00:28:49,092
  2446. Okay.
  2447.  
  2448. 519
  2449. 00:28:50,226 --> 00:28:51,228
  2450. You stretched?
  2451.  
  2452. 520
  2453. 00:28:53,263 --> 00:28:55,600
  2454. Okay, first I paddle around
  2455. like this.
  2456.  
  2457. 521
  2458. 00:29:00,471 --> 00:29:01,606
  2459. One more.
  2460.  
  2461. 522
  2462. 00:29:04,507 --> 00:29:05,976
  2463. Don't drop me!
  2464.  
  2465. 523
  2466. 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,361
  2467. Watch him.
  2468. He's a master at work.
  2469.  
  2470. 524
  2471. 00:29:27,363 --> 00:29:31,165
  2472. - How many tries for the bunny?
  2473. - Oh, the bunny's un-doable,
  2474.  
  2475. 525
  2476. 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,972
  2477. but I can get
  2478. that octopus in two.
  2479.  
  2480. 526
  2481. 00:29:35,004 --> 00:29:37,571
  2482. He promises
  2483. something very big.
  2484.  
  2485. 527
  2486. 00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:40,274
  2487. Unrealistic?
  2488. We shall see.
  2489.  
  2490. 528
  2491. 00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:42,344
  2492. He's moves it slightly.
  2493. All the way to the side.
  2494.  
  2495. 529
  2496. 00:29:42,346 --> 00:29:45,313
  2497. He goes for something,
  2498. and gets absolutely nothing.
  2499.  
  2500. 530
  2501. 00:29:45,315 --> 00:29:48,617
  2502. So off the mark, you wonder
  2503. if he's Stevie Wonder.
  2504.  
  2505. 531
  2506. 00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:50,085
  2507. A failure? Yes.
  2508.  
  2509. 532
  2510. 00:29:50,087 --> 00:29:52,421
  2511. A failure of a brother?
  2512. So far, yes.
  2513.  
  2514. 533
  2515. 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,723
  2516. All right. All right.
  2517. Here we go.
  2518.  
  2519. 534
  2520. 00:29:54,725 --> 00:29:57,826
  2521. - Needs a shot of tequila.
  2522. - This is the one. This is the one.
  2523.  
  2524. 535
  2525. 00:29:57,828 --> 00:29:59,027
  2526. We cheer him on.
  2527.  
  2528. 536
  2529. 00:29:59,029 --> 00:30:00,529
  2530. Great positioning,
  2531. ladies and gentlemen.
  2532.  
  2533. 537
  2534. 00:30:00,531 --> 00:30:02,900
  2535. This boy has the stuff
  2536. to go all the way,
  2537.  
  2538. 538
  2539. 00:30:03,399 --> 00:30:05,133
  2540. Hey, Jack.
  2541.  
  2542. 539
  2543. 00:30:05,135 --> 00:30:08,603
  2544. I work security here now.
  2545. I know about you and the claw.
  2546.  
  2547. 540
  2548. 00:30:08,605 --> 00:30:12,174
  2549. He doesn't cheat, Marty.
  2550. He's very loyal to your mother.
  2551.  
  2552. 541
  2553. 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:17,382
  2554. Security cams, Jack.
  2555.  
  2556. 542
  2557. 00:30:19,616 --> 00:30:23,253
  2558. Marty! Marty,
  2559. the coin thing is broken again.
  2560.  
  2561. 543
  2562. 00:30:24,821 --> 00:30:27,289
  2563. - Psycho.
  2564. - Psycho.
  2565.  
  2566. 544
  2567. 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,357
  2568. Jack decides he's gonna
  2569. get back in the game.
  2570.  
  2571. 545
  2572. 00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:32,327
  2573. Did we have faith
  2574. in the wrong kid? Maybe.
  2575.  
  2576. 546
  2577. 00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:34,463
  2578. Maybe he'll pull through
  2579. in the last minute.
  2580.  
  2581. 547
  2582. 00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:36,231
  2583. Be very careful.
  2584. He grabs the octopus.
  2585.  
  2586. 548
  2587. 00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:38,500
  2588. - Oh! Oh! The octopus is going.
  2589. - Oh!
  2590.  
  2591. 549
  2592. 00:30:38,502 --> 00:30:40,569
  2593. It's going. It's going.
  2594.  
  2595. 550
  2596. 00:30:42,238 --> 00:30:45,676
  2597. He's my brother.
  2598. Everybody, this is my brother.
  2599.  
  2600. 551
  2601. 00:30:48,811 --> 00:30:50,078
  2602. Here.
  2603. Do you want it?
  2604.  
  2605. 552
  2606. 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,114
  2607. Oh, you should give it to her.
  2608.  
  2609. 553
  2610. 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,148
  2611. No way.
  2612. I'm getting her the bunny.
  2613.  
  2614. 554
  2615. 00:30:54,150 --> 00:30:56,253
  2616. I'm getting you
  2617. the goddamn bunny, baby.
  2618.  
  2619. 555
  2620. 00:31:01,657 --> 00:31:02,991
  2621. Okay, claw.
  2622.  
  2623. 556
  2624. 00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:05,629
  2625. It's you and me.
  2626. Let's dance.
  2627.  
  2628. 557
  2629. 00:31:06,629 --> 00:31:08,265
  2630. Uh!
  2631. Let's get freaky.
  2632.  
  2633. 558
  2634. 00:31:12,602 --> 00:31:14,738
  2635. And not off to a great start.
  2636.  
  2637. 559
  2638. 00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:35,560
  2639. Fuck!
  2640.  
  2641. 560
  2642. 00:31:57,848 --> 00:32:00,549
  2643. - Let's play something else.
  2644. - No.
  2645.  
  2646. 561
  2647. 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,617
  2648. I'm getting that fucking bunny
  2649. for my girl.
  2650.  
  2651. 562
  2652. 00:32:02,619 --> 00:32:04,653
  2653. - Ollie.
  2654. - Give me some more quarters, woman.
  2655.  
  2656. 563
  2657. 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,492
  2658. We don't have any more quarters.
  2659. He took all of us quarters.
  2660.  
  2661. 564
  2662. 00:32:09,259 --> 00:32:10,357
  2663. Okay.
  2664.  
  2665. 565
  2666. 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,729
  2667. Stay here. Don't let
  2668. anyone touch this machine.
  2669.  
  2670. 566
  2671. 00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,368
  2672. We're gonna be here
  2673. all night.
  2674.  
  2675. 567
  2676. 00:32:28,611 --> 00:32:30,145
  2677. Hey, Violet.
  2678.  
  2679. 568
  2680. 00:32:30,147 --> 00:32:33,514
  2681. That was so badass when you poured
  2682. that red wine on that priceless couch.
  2683.  
  2684. 569
  2685. 00:32:36,186 --> 00:32:38,489
  2686. That was pretty...
  2687. Pretty badass.
  2688.  
  2689. 570
  2690. 00:32:52,269 --> 00:32:55,073
  2691. You said I looked
  2692. like a mermaid.
  2693.  
  2694. 571
  2695. 00:32:56,706 --> 00:32:58,309
  2696. - Really?
  2697. - Yeah.
  2698.  
  2699. 572
  2700. 00:32:59,275 --> 00:33:01,378
  2701. My dress was blue
  2702. and kinda sparkly.
  2703.  
  2704. 573
  2705. 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:03,815
  2706. I remember your dress.
  2707.  
  2708. 574
  2709. 00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:06,517
  2710. And you said
  2711. I looked like a mermaid.
  2712.  
  2713. 575
  2714. 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:12,590
  2715. That's how the whole octopus,
  2716. undersea conversation started.
  2717.  
  2718. 576
  2719. 00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:14,624
  2720. Right.
  2721.  
  2722. 577
  2723. 00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:16,393
  2724. Yeah.
  2725.  
  2726. 578
  2727. 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:21,265
  2728. And then you told me
  2729. how they mate.
  2730.  
  2731. 579
  2732. 00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:25,837
  2733. Um, octopus...
  2734.  
  2735. 580
  2736. 00:33:26,837 --> 00:33:28,203
  2737. - Octopussi?
  2738. - Octopussi.
  2739.  
  2740. 581
  2741. 00:33:31,007 --> 00:33:32,642
  2742. That was a little
  2743. forward of me, huh?
  2744.  
  2745. 582
  2746. 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:35,210
  2747. You said, um,
  2748.  
  2749. 583
  2750. 00:33:35,212 --> 00:33:37,646
  2751. the octopus lady tries to eat
  2752. the octopus dude...
  2753.  
  2754. 584
  2755. 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:40,949
  2756. So, he hides behind a rock,
  2757. and...
  2758.  
  2759. 585
  2760. 00:33:40,951 --> 00:33:43,851
  2761. Yeah, he, like, does this
  2762. thing where he's just like,
  2763.  
  2764. 586
  2765. 00:33:43,853 --> 00:33:45,220
  2766. "What's up?"
  2767.  
  2768. 587
  2769. 00:33:45,222 --> 00:33:47,125
  2770. "What up?"
  2771.  
  2772. 588
  2773. 00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:58,666
  2774. It was so weird, when you didn't
  2775. call me back I was just, like...
  2776.  
  2777. 589
  2778. 00:33:58,668 --> 00:34:01,836
  2779. Like, I just went out
  2780. and thinking that...
  2781.  
  2782. 590
  2783. 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,738
  2784. Maybe you found out I was
  2785. going to a lame college
  2786.  
  2787. 591
  2788. 00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:05,543
  2789. or you thought I was a loser
  2790. or something.
  2791.  
  2792. 592
  2793. 00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:09,779
  2794. I don't know.
  2795.  
  2796. 593
  2797. 00:34:11,415 --> 00:34:13,417
  2798. I wish I called you back.
  2799.  
  2800. 594
  2801. 00:34:14,183 --> 00:34:15,819
  2802. I liked you so much.
  2803.  
  2804. 595
  2805. 00:34:20,824 --> 00:34:22,360
  2806. I liked you so much.
  2807.  
  2808. 596
  2809. 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,399
  2810. I like you so much.
  2811.  
  2812. 597
  2813. 00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:33,237
  2814. Uh...
  2815.  
  2816. 598
  2817. 00:34:47,016 --> 00:34:48,983
  2818. I... This, uh...
  2819.  
  2820. 599
  2821. 00:34:48,985 --> 00:34:51,755
  2822. We, uh...
  2823. This is...
  2824.  
  2825. 600
  2826. 00:34:52,154 --> 00:34:53,390
  2827. I...
  2828.  
  2829. 601
  2830. 00:35:35,398 --> 00:35:37,666
  2831. - Hey.
  2832. - Hey.
  2833.  
  2834. 602
  2835. 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,237
  2836. Hey, are you okay?
  2837.  
  2838. 603
  2839. 00:35:40,170 --> 00:35:41,973
  2840. Uh...
  2841. Uh-huh.
  2842.  
  2843. 604
  2844. 00:35:43,406 --> 00:35:45,273
  2845. Oh,
  2846. I got these flowers for you.
  2847.  
  2848. 605
  2849. 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:47,241
  2850. The other ones
  2851. weren't actually from me.
  2852.  
  2853. 606
  2854. 00:35:47,243 --> 00:35:50,311
  2855. - These are.
  2856. - Aw. Thanks, sweetie.
  2857.  
  2858. 607
  2859. 00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:52,646
  2860. I'm glad you came home.
  2861.  
  2862. 608
  2863. 00:35:52,648 --> 00:35:54,451
  2864. Do have any pot?
  2865.  
  2866. 609
  2867. 00:35:55,618 --> 00:35:58,355
  2868. Uh, yeah.
  2869.  
  2870. 610
  2871. 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,638
  2872. We're getting Stella baked.
  2873.  
  2874. 611
  2875. 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,574
  2876. I figure she's
  2877. in so much pain.
  2878.  
  2879. 612
  2880. 00:36:23,145 --> 00:36:25,515
  2881. She's gonna feel
  2882. so much better soon.
  2883.  
  2884. 613
  2885. 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:28,319
  2886. There we go, girl.
  2887.  
  2888. 614
  2889. 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,891
  2890. Do you think she's feeling
  2891. it already?
  2892.  
  2893. 615
  2894. 00:36:36,893 --> 00:36:38,862
  2895. She looks kinda crazy.
  2896.  
  2897. 616
  2898. 00:36:39,696 --> 00:36:41,598
  2899. You look a little stoned,
  2900. Stella.
  2901.  
  2902. 617
  2903. 00:36:42,898 --> 00:36:44,534
  2904. Are you feeling high?
  2905.  
  2906. 618
  2907. 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:50,170
  2908. Coming. Coming. Coming.
  2909.  
  2910. 619
  2911. 00:36:50,172 --> 00:36:52,306
  2912. Coming. Yes! Yes!
  2913.  
  2914. 620
  2915. 00:36:52,308 --> 00:36:53,708
  2916. I knew it.
  2917.  
  2918. 621
  2919. 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:57,311
  2920. What did I tell you? I told you I'd win.
  2921. I told you.
  2922.  
  2923. 622
  2924. 00:36:57,313 --> 00:36:59,514
  2925. Man,
  2926. I wish Jack was here.
  2927.  
  2928. 623
  2929. 00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:00,951
  2930. Hold on.
  2931. Let's send him a picture.
  2932.  
  2933. 624
  2934. 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:03,654
  2935. Hold this.
  2936.  
  2937. 625
  2938. 00:37:06,322 --> 00:37:08,458
  2939. Smile. Smile.
  2940.  
  2941. 626
  2942. 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,494
  2943. All it took was hard work,
  2944. dedication,
  2945.  
  2946. 627
  2947. 00:37:13,496 --> 00:37:15,563
  2948. about ten thousand dollars
  2949. worth of quarters,
  2950.  
  2951. 628
  2952. 00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:18,101
  2953. and a smoking hot
  2954. muse like you, baby.
  2955.  
  2956. 629
  2957. 00:37:31,781 --> 00:37:34,984
  2958. Getting high
  2959. with my two favorite ladies.
  2960.  
  2961. 630
  2962. 00:37:36,185 --> 00:37:37,951
  2963. It's my idea of a good time.
  2964.  
  2965. 631
  2966. 00:37:37,953 --> 00:37:39,489
  2967. The best.
  2968.  
  2969. 632
  2970. 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,710
  2971. Something bad happened today,
  2972. Mom.
  2973.  
  2974. 633
  2975. 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:03,344
  2976. What?
  2977.  
  2978. 634
  2979. 00:38:03,346 --> 00:38:06,150
  2980. I sort of uh...
  2981. Kissed Violet.
  2982.  
  2983. 635
  2984. 00:38:09,152 --> 00:38:12,686
  2985. - Ollie's Violet?
  2986. - Yeah, she's not really Ollie's Violet.
  2987.  
  2988. 636
  2989. 00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:15,155
  2990. Sort of, Jack?
  2991. You sort of kissed her?
  2992.  
  2993. 637
  2994. 00:38:15,157 --> 00:38:16,960
  2995. We kissed.
  2996. We definitely kissed.
  2997.  
  2998. 638
  2999. 00:38:18,161 --> 00:38:19,694
  3000. Where was Ollie?
  3001.  
  3002. 639
  3003. 00:38:19,696 --> 00:38:22,163
  3004. He was getting tokens for the
  3005. claw, he didn't see anything.
  3006.  
  3007. 640
  3008. 00:38:22,165 --> 00:38:24,364
  3009. Thank God.
  3010.  
  3011. 641
  3012. 00:38:24,366 --> 00:38:26,567
  3013. What there
  3014. aren't girls at college?
  3015.  
  3016. 642
  3017. 00:38:26,569 --> 00:38:28,902
  3018. No, Mom,
  3019. I really like this girl.
  3020.  
  3021. 643
  3022. 00:38:28,904 --> 00:38:31,005
  3023. Jack, I don't care.
  3024.  
  3025. 644
  3026. 00:38:31,007 --> 00:38:34,708
  3027. Don't go near that girl again.
  3028. Did you hear me?
  3029.  
  3030. 645
  3031. 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:37,177
  3032. - Yeah.
  3033. - No matter how much you like her.
  3034.  
  3035. 646
  3036. 00:38:37,179 --> 00:38:41,181
  3037. - Okay.
  3038. - And don't get all guilty and tell Ollie about it,
  3039.  
  3040. 647
  3041. 00:38:41,183 --> 00:38:42,884
  3042. just to make yourself
  3043. feel batter.
  3044.  
  3045. 648
  3046. 00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:44,918
  3047. - Got it?
  3048. - Yeah.
  3049.  
  3050. 649
  3051. 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,189
  3052. I won't.
  3053. I promise.
  3054.  
  3055. 650
  3056. 00:38:47,022 --> 00:38:48,425
  3057. Okay.
  3058.  
  3059. 651
  3060. 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,027
  3061. Good boy.
  3062.  
  3063. 652
  3064. 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,668
  3065. Mom, am I a disappointment
  3066. to you?
  3067.  
  3068. 653
  3069. 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:04,873
  3070. What? No, sweetie, just
  3071. don't kiss her again.
  3072.  
  3073. 654
  3074. 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:08,009
  3075. No, I mean, because I didn't get
  3076. that scholarship to Columbia.
  3077.  
  3078. 655
  3079. 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:11,815
  3080. Oh, that. Screw Columbia.
  3081. They didn't deserve you.
  3082.  
  3083. 656
  3084. 00:39:13,616 --> 00:39:16,052
  3085. You will never be
  3086. a disappointment to me.
  3087.  
  3088. 657
  3089. 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:21,121
  3090. Ollie's probably gonna get that scholarship
  3091. 'cause he won that science award.
  3092.  
  3093. 658
  3094. 00:39:21,123 --> 00:39:25,393
  3095. Well, if he does, then I will remove
  3096. my witch's curse from the place,
  3097.  
  3098. 659
  3099. 00:39:25,395 --> 00:39:27,598
  3100. but until that moment,
  3101. it sticks.
  3102.  
  3103. 660
  3104. 00:39:33,002 --> 00:39:34,536
  3105. Mom, is that, um,
  3106.  
  3107. 661
  3108. 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:37,438
  3109. trip to the Galapagos that Ollie's
  3110. going on, isn't that really expensive?
  3111.  
  3112. 662
  3113. 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,875
  3114. Yeah, it's expensive, but I
  3115. really liked that he wanted to go.
  3116.  
  3117. 663
  3118. 00:39:41,877 --> 00:39:44,147
  3119. And I think it would be
  3120. a good idea for him.
  3121.  
  3122. 664
  3123. 00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:48,750
  3124. You didn't think it would be
  3125. a good idea for me to go?
  3126.  
  3127. 665
  3128. 00:39:48,752 --> 00:39:50,717
  3129. You?
  3130. Did you wanna go?
  3131.  
  3132. 666
  3133. 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,721
  3134. Mom, how do you think Ollie
  3135. even knew about that trip?
  3136.  
  3137. 667
  3138. 00:39:53,723 --> 00:39:55,188
  3139. I had that pamphlet, remember?
  3140.  
  3141. 668
  3142. 00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:57,190
  3143. I slept with it under my pillow
  3144. for weeks and I got that job
  3145.  
  3146. 669
  3147. 00:39:57,192 --> 00:40:00,460
  3148. at Queenie's to wash dishes so I
  3149. could afford to go on that trip.
  3150.  
  3151. 670
  3152. 00:40:00,462 --> 00:40:02,596
  3153. I really, really
  3154. wanted to go on that trip.
  3155.  
  3156. 671
  3157. 00:40:02,598 --> 00:40:04,965
  3158. Sweetie, why didn't you
  3159. just ask me?
  3160.  
  3161. 672
  3162. 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,800
  3163. 'Cause I was embarrassed
  3164. that it cost so much money
  3165.  
  3166. 673
  3167. 00:40:06,802 --> 00:40:08,802
  3168. and I didn't want to put that
  3169. on you, you know, so...
  3170.  
  3171. 674
  3172. 00:40:08,804 --> 00:40:11,641
  3173. - I just...
  3174. - Oh, Jack!
  3175.  
  3176. 675
  3177. 00:40:13,509 --> 00:40:15,212
  3178. That is so...
  3179.  
  3180. 676
  3181. 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,916
  3182. That just makes me feel so...
  3183.  
  3184. 677
  3185. 00:40:19,482 --> 00:40:20,817
  3186. I...
  3187.  
  3188. 678
  3189. 00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:25,989
  3190. - Sometimes you remind me so much of your dad.
  3191. - Stop.
  3192.  
  3193. 679
  3194. 00:40:27,924 --> 00:40:29,226
  3195. Oh.
  3196.  
  3197. 680
  3198. 00:40:30,759 --> 00:40:32,595
  3199. He would be so proud of you.
  3200.  
  3201. 681
  3202. 00:40:34,897 --> 00:40:37,834
  3203. I mean,
  3204. I'm looking at you,
  3205.  
  3206. 682
  3207. 00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:41,971
  3208. but it's like this
  3209. cardboard cut out of you.
  3210.  
  3211. 683
  3212. 00:40:43,172 --> 00:40:45,074
  3213. And then behind that is
  3214.  
  3215. 684
  3216. 00:40:46,176 --> 00:40:47,944
  3217. this big giant mirror...
  3218.  
  3219. 685
  3220. 00:40:49,545 --> 00:40:52,179
  3221. Reflecting all of these yous.
  3222.  
  3223. 686
  3224. 00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:55,585
  3225. - And then...
  3226. - Mom, I think you're really stoned.
  3227.  
  3228. 687
  3229. 00:40:57,186 --> 00:40:58,721
  3230. Yes.
  3231.  
  3232. 688
  3233. 00:40:59,389 --> 00:41:00,558
  3234. Yes, I am.
  3235.  
  3236. 689
  3237. 00:41:03,192 --> 00:41:05,194
  3238. When was the last time
  3239. you smoked weed again?
  3240.  
  3241. 690
  3242. 00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:09,197
  3243. Twenty-six years ago.
  3244.  
  3245. 691
  3246. 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,933
  3247. It always made me hallucinate.
  3248.  
  3249. 692
  3250. 00:41:12,935 --> 00:41:14,938
  3251. Like now,
  3252. I can't see the ceiling.
  3253.  
  3254. 693
  3255. 00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:17,574
  3256. Oh, there it is.
  3257.  
  3258. 694
  3259. 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:19,809
  3260. Now it's gone.
  3261.  
  3262. 695
  3263. 00:41:22,478 --> 00:41:23,681
  3264. Oh, its there again.
  3265.  
  3266. 696
  3267. 00:41:24,514 --> 00:41:25,683
  3268. Gone.
  3269.  
  3270. 697
  3271. 00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:27,217
  3272. There.
  3273.  
  3274. 698
  3275. 00:41:37,694 --> 00:41:39,360
  3276. So was it good for you?
  3277.  
  3278. 699
  3279. 00:41:39,362 --> 00:41:41,094
  3280. Yeah.
  3281.  
  3282. 700
  3283. 00:41:41,096 --> 00:41:41,996
  3284. Okay. Good.
  3285.  
  3286. 701
  3287. 00:41:41,998 --> 00:41:44,699
  3288. I kept getting so worried
  3289. I was gonna...
  3290.  
  3291. 702
  3292. 00:41:44,701 --> 00:41:47,101
  3293. Mess it up and do it wrong.
  3294.  
  3295. 703
  3296. 00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:49,103
  3297. - Me too.
  3298. - Really.
  3299.  
  3300. 704
  3301. 00:41:49,105 --> 00:41:51,609
  3302. Yeah, it was my first
  3303. time too, you know.
  3304.  
  3305. 705
  3306. 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,744
  3307. Oh, yeah.
  3308.  
  3309. 706
  3310. 00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:57,078
  3311. We killed it.
  3312.  
  3313. 707
  3314. 00:42:02,317 --> 00:42:04,085
  3315. So, um,
  3316.  
  3317. 708
  3318. 00:42:04,087 --> 00:42:07,791
  3319. what made you
  3320. finally succumb to my charm?
  3321.  
  3322. 709
  3323. 00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:11,060
  3324. Was it the bunny?
  3325. It was the bunny.
  3326.  
  3327. 710
  3328. 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,826
  3329. That damn bunny.
  3330.  
  3331. 711
  3332. 00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:15,195
  3333. That bunny probably cost you
  3334. more than a Porsche.
  3335.  
  3336. 712
  3337. 00:42:15,197 --> 00:42:18,532
  3338. It did. I'm completely poor now.
  3339.  
  3340. 713
  3341. 00:42:18,534 --> 00:42:21,038
  3342. But it was totally worth it.
  3343.  
  3344. 714
  3345. 00:42:26,141 --> 00:42:28,344
  3346. - Violet.
  3347. - Yeah?
  3348.  
  3349. 715
  3350. 00:42:33,782 --> 00:42:36,654
  3351. I'm just really,
  3352. really happy.
  3353.  
  3354. 716
  3355. 00:43:05,982 --> 00:43:07,882
  3356. I have no idea.
  3357. I will ask, though.
  3358.  
  3359. 717
  3360. 00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,152
  3361. Yes.
  3362. Thank you.
  3363.  
  3364. 718
  3365. 00:43:10,953 --> 00:43:12,853
  3366. Do you guys
  3367. wanna bury the body,
  3368.  
  3369. 719
  3370. 00:43:12,855 --> 00:43:15,223
  3371. or would you like
  3372. to cremate it?
  3373.  
  3374. 720
  3375. 00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:16,891
  3376. Oh, we're burying her.
  3377.  
  3378. 721
  3379. 00:43:16,893 --> 00:43:19,329
  3380. I found a beautiful place
  3381. overlooking the ocean.
  3382.  
  3383. 722
  3384. 00:43:20,929 --> 00:43:22,797
  3385. Oh, which reminds me,
  3386.  
  3387. 723
  3388. 00:43:22,799 --> 00:43:24,632
  3389. I need shovels.
  3390.  
  3391. 724
  3392. 00:43:24,634 --> 00:43:25,800
  3393. - Shovels?
  3394. - Hey, what happened
  3395.  
  3396. 725
  3397. 00:43:25,802 --> 00:43:27,134
  3398. to Ollie last night?
  3399. He didn't...
  3400.  
  3401. 726
  3402. 00:43:27,136 --> 00:43:29,704
  3403. - Oh, he...
  3404. - Never mind, I don't even want to know.
  3405.  
  3406. 727
  3407. 00:43:29,706 --> 00:43:34,074
  3408. And by the way, I'm taking these and
  3409. putting them on the washing machine.
  3410.  
  3411. 728
  3412. 00:43:34,076 --> 00:43:38,246
  3413. When you finish eating, Jack, can you just
  3414. put them in there with a little bleach?
  3415.  
  3416. 729
  3417. 00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:40,280
  3418. Stella had a really bad
  3419. night, and she's...
  3420.  
  3421. 730
  3422. 00:43:40,282 --> 00:43:42,784
  3423. I got to go upstairs
  3424. and wash her right now.
  3425.  
  3426. 731
  3427. 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,353
  3428. Aw... Poor old
  3429. Stella, the stoner.
  3430.  
  3431. 732
  3432. 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:53,830
  3433. Please prepare yourselves
  3434. for the entrance of King Oliver III.
  3435.  
  3436. 733
  3437. 00:44:10,446 --> 00:44:11,348
  3438. Yeah?
  3439.  
  3440. 734
  3441. 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,386
  3442. Where were you, with your
  3443. porn star last night?
  3444.  
  3445. 735
  3446. 00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:19,186
  3447. Oh, yeah, Sally,
  3448. oh, my god.
  3449.  
  3450. 736
  3451. 00:44:19,188 --> 00:44:21,822
  3452. I'm not gonna let this fall
  3453. off, I swear, Sally, I swear.
  3454.  
  3455. 737
  3456. 00:44:21,824 --> 00:44:26,159
  3457. - I swear I'm not gonna let this princess fall off.
  3458. - Why aren't you at school?
  3459.  
  3460. 738
  3461. 00:44:26,161 --> 00:44:28,931
  3462. Uh, why aren't you frying
  3463. chickens with the Colonel?
  3464.  
  3465. 739
  3466. 00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:34,168
  3467. 'Cause I don't fry chickens,
  3468. for your information.
  3469.  
  3470. 740
  3471. 00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:36,704
  3472. I hire others
  3473. to do that for me.
  3474.  
  3475. 741
  3476. 00:44:36,706 --> 00:44:38,271
  3477. Well, for your information,
  3478.  
  3479. 742
  3480. 00:44:38,273 --> 00:44:41,545
  3481. I don't go to school,
  3482. I hire others to do that for me.
  3483.  
  3484. 743
  3485. 00:44:43,779 --> 00:44:46,048
  3486. Did that girl really send you...
  3487.  
  3488. 744
  3489. 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,985
  3490. Porno shots of her rack?
  3491.  
  3492. 745
  3493. 00:44:51,087 --> 00:44:54,087
  3494. I mean, she might be
  3495. the type of girl you wanna...
  3496.  
  3497. 746
  3498. 00:44:54,089 --> 00:44:55,391
  3499. Bang the heck out of,
  3500. but,
  3501.  
  3502. 747
  3503. 00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:58,326
  3504. you don't want to marry,
  3505. am I right?
  3506.  
  3507. 748
  3508. 00:44:58,328 --> 00:44:59,893
  3509. What type is my mom, Ron?
  3510.  
  3511. 749
  3512. 00:44:59,895 --> 00:45:02,730
  3513. Hey, don't get fresh.
  3514. That's your mother.
  3515.  
  3516. 750
  3517. 00:45:02,732 --> 00:45:04,965
  3518. Look, Jack, it's a bird's nest.
  3519.  
  3520. 751
  3521. 00:45:04,967 --> 00:45:07,034
  3522. Quit it. Stop. Hey!
  3523.  
  3524. 752
  3525. 00:45:07,036 --> 00:45:08,636
  3526. - Little baby birds.
  3527. - Hey! Hey!
  3528.  
  3529. 753
  3530. 00:45:08,638 --> 00:45:10,471
  3531. Ron, take your hands away.
  3532. Stop it.
  3533.  
  3534. 754
  3535. 00:45:10,473 --> 00:45:13,139
  3536. Will you freaking quit it?
  3537. Jesus H. Christ.
  3538.  
  3539. 755
  3540. 00:45:13,141 --> 00:45:14,842
  3541. Hey!
  3542.  
  3543. 756
  3544. 00:45:14,844 --> 00:45:17,177
  3545. Look, Stella,
  3546. everybody's here for breakfast.
  3547.  
  3548. 757
  3549. 00:45:17,179 --> 00:45:19,313
  3550. You never see him
  3551. at his worst.
  3552.  
  3553. 758
  3554. 00:45:19,315 --> 00:45:21,114
  3555. And you wanna know
  3556. what he just asked me?
  3557.  
  3558. 759
  3559. 00:45:21,116 --> 00:45:23,817
  3560. The one who you assured me was less a
  3561. trouble maker than this character here?
  3562.  
  3563. 760
  3564. 00:45:23,819 --> 00:45:25,987
  3565. He just asked me
  3566. whether you were the type...
  3567.  
  3568. 761
  3569. 00:45:25,989 --> 00:45:27,255
  3570. Tell your mother.
  3571.  
  3572. 762
  3573. 00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:28,922
  3574. I just asked if you
  3575. were the type of woman that
  3576.  
  3577. 763
  3578. 00:45:28,924 --> 00:45:31,192
  3579. a man wanted to bang
  3580. or man wanted to marry?
  3581.  
  3582. 764
  3583. 00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:33,297
  3584. He said that?
  3585.  
  3586. 765
  3587. 00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,797
  3588. You think that's funny?
  3589. Why am I not surprised?
  3590.  
  3591. 766
  3592. 00:45:37,799 --> 00:45:39,101
  3593. So what did you say?
  3594.  
  3595. 767
  3596. 00:45:41,036 --> 00:45:44,440
  3597. - Huh?
  3598. - Do you want to bang or marry me, Ron?
  3599.  
  3600. 768
  3601. 00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:50,578
  3602. - You're kidding, right?
  3603. - Duh, she's kidding.
  3604.  
  3605. 769
  3606. 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:52,313
  3607. Look, it's nothing personal,
  3608. Ron,
  3609.  
  3610. 770
  3611. 00:45:52,315 --> 00:45:56,050
  3612. but I think my mother
  3613. would rather take this fork
  3614.  
  3615. 771
  3616. 00:45:56,052 --> 00:45:57,851
  3617. and stab it
  3618. in both her eyeballs...
  3619.  
  3620. 772
  3621. 00:45:57,853 --> 00:46:00,456
  3622. Oh, my god, Ollie.
  3623.  
  3624. 773
  3625. 00:46:01,623 --> 00:46:03,491
  3626. Oh, really?
  3627.  
  3628. 774
  3629. 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:05,125
  3630. Oh, why don't we ask her?
  3631.  
  3632. 775
  3633. 00:46:05,127 --> 00:46:08,297
  3634. Sally, were you just joking, or do you
  3635. really want an answer to that question?
  3636.  
  3637. 776
  3638. 00:46:11,801 --> 00:46:13,668
  3639. I mean, I was...
  3640.  
  3641. 777
  3642. 00:46:15,071 --> 00:46:18,072
  3643. Ollie and I are gonna take
  3644. Stella on a nice day out.
  3645.  
  3646. 778
  3647. 00:46:18,074 --> 00:46:19,806
  3648. Oh, good.
  3649.  
  3650. 779
  3651. 00:46:19,808 --> 00:46:21,909
  3652. Stella, how do you wanna spend one of
  3653. your last days before Mom offs you?
  3654.  
  3655. 780
  3656. 00:46:21,911 --> 00:46:24,447
  3657. - Shh! Don't say that.
  3658. - I'm just kidding.
  3659.  
  3660. 781
  3661. 00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:26,382
  3662. Aw...
  3663.  
  3664. 782
  3665. 00:46:28,851 --> 00:46:30,183
  3666. - Oliver.
  3667. - Ron.
  3668.  
  3669. 783
  3670. 00:46:30,185 --> 00:46:31,585
  3671. - Stop it.
  3672. - Please leave.
  3673.  
  3674. 784
  3675. 00:46:31,587 --> 00:46:33,721
  3676. - If Sally's not meeting your needs...
  3677. - Please leave.
  3678.  
  3679. 785
  3680. 00:46:33,723 --> 00:46:37,558
  3681. I'm the first person. I think you're cute.
  3682. That's all I mean.
  3683.  
  3684. 786
  3685. 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,558
  3686. Great.
  3687.  
  3688. 787
  3689. 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,527
  3690. I gotta change.
  3691.  
  3692. 788
  3693. 00:46:39,529 --> 00:46:42,262
  3694. I mean, I don't know what to do.
  3695. I'm trying.
  3696.  
  3697. 789
  3698. 00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:45,402
  3699. I mean I try to talk to them,
  3700. it's like they're mutants.
  3701.  
  3702. 790
  3703. 00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:49,904
  3704. Dude,
  3705. I'm straight up in love.
  3706.  
  3707. 791
  3708. 00:46:49,906 --> 00:46:51,237
  3709. Everything went perfectly.
  3710.  
  3711. 792
  3712. 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,407
  3713. Foreplay, boom. Nailed it.
  3714.  
  3715. 793
  3716. 00:46:53,409 --> 00:46:55,842
  3717. Condom, boom. Nailed it.
  3718.  
  3719. 794
  3720. 00:46:55,844 --> 00:47:00,650
  3721. And we didn't just do it once. We
  3722. did it one, two, three times, bish.
  3723.  
  3724. 795
  3725. 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:02,784
  3726. Did she, uh...
  3727.  
  3728. 796
  3729. 00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:07,721
  3730. I didn't really last as long I
  3731. would've liked to the first time...
  3732.  
  3733. 797
  3734. 00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:11,324
  3735. I didn't really last as long as I would've
  3736. liked to the second time, either,
  3737.  
  3738. 798
  3739. 00:47:11,326 --> 00:47:12,259
  3740. honestly.
  3741.  
  3742. 799
  3743. 00:47:12,261 --> 00:47:15,195
  3744. But the third time,
  3745. I nailed it.
  3746.  
  3747. 800
  3748. 00:47:15,197 --> 00:47:18,498
  3749. How did she, um...
  3750. How did this, like, happen?
  3751.  
  3752. 801
  3753. 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,038
  3754. Well, you left, and I won her the
  3755. bunny, and he jumped my bones.
  3756.  
  3757. 802
  3758. 00:47:24,206 --> 00:47:25,940
  3759. Can you help me
  3760. with the fucking dog?
  3761.  
  3762. 803
  3763. 00:47:25,942 --> 00:47:27,010
  3764. Yeah.
  3765.  
  3766. 804
  3767. 00:48:03,011 --> 00:48:04,214
  3768. Stella.
  3769.  
  3770. 805
  3771. 00:48:06,681 --> 00:48:08,315
  3772. - Hey.
  3773. - Hello.
  3774.  
  3775. 806
  3776. 00:48:08,317 --> 00:48:12,719
  3777. I'm coming to Stella's celebration Sunday.
  3778. Looking forward to it.
  3779.  
  3780. 807
  3781. 00:48:12,721 --> 00:48:15,691
  3782. Reggie, come on. Ro, come one girl.
  3783. Come on.
  3784.  
  3785. 808
  3786. 00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:20,860
  3787. - Something wrong with that, right?
  3788. - Yeah.
  3789.  
  3790. 809
  3791. 00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:22,996
  3792. We celebrate our dog dying?
  3793.  
  3794. 810
  3795. 00:48:22,998 --> 00:48:24,864
  3796. - Hey.
  3797. - Hey.
  3798.  
  3799. 811
  3800. 00:48:24,866 --> 00:48:26,766
  3801. - Guess what?
  3802. - What's up?
  3803.  
  3804. 812
  3805. 00:48:26,768 --> 00:48:29,737
  3806. Recently,
  3807. my dog had four puppies.
  3808.  
  3809. 813
  3810. 00:48:29,739 --> 00:48:31,237
  3811. Oh, this dog?
  3812.  
  3813. 814
  3814. 00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,873
  3815. - Uh-huh.
  3816. - Out of where?
  3817.  
  3818. 815
  3819. 00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,175
  3820. Out of there, mate.
  3821.  
  3822. 816
  3823. 00:48:36,078 --> 00:48:38,978
  3824. We have no idea
  3825. who the father is, though.
  3826.  
  3827. 817
  3828. 00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:40,915
  3829. It's a scandal.
  3830.  
  3831. 818
  3832. 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:43,085
  3833. It's a broken helm.
  3834.  
  3835. 819
  3836. 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:49,355
  3837. The puppies are extremely cute,
  3838. though I prefer sharks.
  3839.  
  3840. 820
  3841. 00:48:49,357 --> 00:48:50,791
  3842. - Wait, what's that?
  3843. - What?
  3844.  
  3845. 821
  3846. 00:48:50,793 --> 00:48:53,463
  3847. I let you see Violet's under
  3848. boob, I can see this.
  3849.  
  3850. 822
  3851. 00:48:55,031 --> 00:48:56,730
  3852. Is this the octopus
  3853. you won last night?
  3854.  
  3855. 823
  3856. 00:48:56,732 --> 00:48:58,368
  3857. Is it?
  3858. Yeah. I guess so.
  3859.  
  3860. 824
  3861. 00:48:59,868 --> 00:49:01,367
  3862. Why would she send you...
  3863.  
  3864. 825
  3865. 00:49:01,369 --> 00:49:02,570
  3866. I don't know,
  3867. I mean...
  3868.  
  3869. 826
  3870. 00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:04,438
  3871. How did she
  3872. even get your number?
  3873.  
  3874. 827
  3875. 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,373
  3876. Oh, because you hit
  3877. on her last year.
  3878.  
  3879. 828
  3880. 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,741
  3881. Yeah, yeah.
  3882. Right, right, right.
  3883.  
  3884. 829
  3885. 00:49:08,743 --> 00:49:11,579
  3886. You know what's so funny about
  3887. you hitting on Violet last year?
  3888.  
  3889. 830
  3890. 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:12,779
  3891. Is that...
  3892.  
  3893. 831
  3894. 00:49:12,781 --> 00:49:15,215
  3895. I mean I'm always worried
  3896. about girls liking you better,
  3897.  
  3898. 832
  3899. 00:49:15,217 --> 00:49:19,186
  3900. but with Violet, she had the
  3901. choice between you or me,
  3902.  
  3903. 833
  3904. 00:49:19,188 --> 00:49:20,723
  3905. and she chose me.
  3906.  
  3907. 834
  3908. 00:49:23,159 --> 00:49:26,797
  3909. If she sent you the octopus, she probably
  3910. sent me a picture of the bunny, too.
  3911.  
  3912. 835
  3913. 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,737
  3914. Oh, no, she didn't.
  3915. That's weird.
  3916.  
  3917. 836
  3918. 00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:37,505
  3919. It's no big deal.
  3920.  
  3921. 837
  3922. 00:49:37,507 --> 00:49:39,373
  3923. I'm sure she just
  3924. wanted to let you know
  3925.  
  3926. 838
  3927. 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,007
  3928. the octopus
  3929. went to a good home.
  3930.  
  3931. 839
  3932. 00:49:41,009 --> 00:49:42,409
  3933. See you, Leo.
  3934.  
  3935. 840
  3936. 00:49:42,411 --> 00:49:44,378
  3937. Girls do that
  3938. kind of weird shit.
  3939.  
  3940. 841
  3941. 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:47,681
  3942. They, like,
  3943. give stuffed animals feelings.
  3944.  
  3945. 842
  3946. 00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:49,949
  3947. There's this one girl
  3948. who's in the tenth grade,
  3949.  
  3950. 843
  3951. 00:49:49,951 --> 00:49:51,951
  3952. at lunch, she never picks
  3953. the chocolate milk
  3954.  
  3955. 844
  3956. 00:49:51,953 --> 00:49:54,822
  3957. 'cause she's worried about hurting
  3958. the plain milk's feelings.
  3959.  
  3960. 845
  3961. 00:49:54,824 --> 00:49:57,157
  3962. Hurting the plain milk's feelings?
  3963. What are you talking about?
  3964.  
  3965. 846
  3966. 00:49:57,159 --> 00:49:59,492
  3967. I don't know, man.
  3968. I mean girls are...
  3969.  
  3970. 847
  3971. 00:49:59,494 --> 00:50:02,165
  3972. Different... They just have
  3973. a different set of values.
  3974.  
  3975. 848
  3976. 00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:06,770
  3977. I know, man.
  3978.  
  3979. 849
  3980. 00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:20,650
  3981. Wow.
  3982. Mom, stoned?
  3983.  
  3984. 850
  3985. 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,882
  3986. Wow. I would've killed
  3987. to see that.
  3988.  
  3989. 851
  3990. 00:50:22,884 --> 00:50:25,920
  3991. Nah. Mom should never get stoned.
  3992. She was like,
  3993.  
  3994. 852
  3995. 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:28,454
  3996. hallucinating that there were
  3997. three different versions of me
  3998.  
  3999. 853
  4000. 00:50:28,456 --> 00:50:31,360
  4001. and she kept crying about how I
  4002. reminded her about dad and stuff.
  4003.  
  4004. 854
  4005. 00:50:35,264 --> 00:50:37,730
  4006. Dude, I just got my first
  4007. semester grades emailed to me.
  4008.  
  4009. 855
  4010. 00:50:37,732 --> 00:50:39,132
  4011. They're all D's and F's.
  4012.  
  4013. 856
  4014. 00:50:39,134 --> 00:50:40,903
  4015. - I'm, like, flunking out. Yeah.
  4016. - What?
  4017.  
  4018. 857
  4019. 00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:44,070
  4020. D's and F's at that college?
  4021.  
  4022. 858
  4023. 00:50:44,072 --> 00:50:45,271
  4024. Mom's gonna flip her shit.
  4025.  
  4026. 859
  4027. 00:50:45,273 --> 00:50:46,842
  4028. No, don't fucking tell her, man.
  4029. I mean it.
  4030.  
  4031. 860
  4032. 00:50:47,143 --> 00:50:48,474
  4033. I won't.
  4034.  
  4035. 861
  4036. 00:50:48,476 --> 00:50:50,279
  4037. I don't wanna have to be
  4038. the responsible brother now.
  4039.  
  4040. 862
  4041. 00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:55,516
  4042. Eat all the garbage.
  4043. Let's go. Come on.
  4044.  
  4045. 863
  4046. 00:50:55,518 --> 00:50:57,284
  4047. - Come on. Let's go.
  4048. - Come on, Stella.
  4049.  
  4050. 864
  4051. 00:50:57,286 --> 00:50:59,456
  4052. You want a sniff
  4053. of doggy heaven?
  4054.  
  4055. 865
  4056. 00:51:00,288 --> 00:51:02,158
  4057. Come on, girl.
  4058.  
  4059. 866
  4060. 00:51:03,058 --> 00:51:04,927
  4061. Hey, is that, uh...
  4062.  
  4063. 867
  4064. 00:51:06,395 --> 00:51:08,195
  4065. Yeah. I texted her
  4066. to come join us.
  4067.  
  4068. 868
  4069. 00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:09,829
  4070. No, man, no.
  4071. Why...
  4072.  
  4073. 869
  4074. 00:51:09,831 --> 00:51:10,900
  4075. I mean, I thought...
  4076.  
  4077. 870
  4078. 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:15,237
  4079. I thought it was gonna be
  4080. just you, me, and Stella.
  4081.  
  4082. 871
  4083. 00:51:17,139 --> 00:51:19,943
  4084. Sorry, I didn't know it was
  4085. supposed to be just a brother hang.
  4086.  
  4087. 872
  4088. 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:23,346
  4089. - Do you want me to...
  4090. - No, it's fine.
  4091.  
  4092. 873
  4093. 00:51:24,846 --> 00:51:26,313
  4094. Look at her.
  4095.  
  4096. 874
  4097. 00:51:26,315 --> 00:51:27,617
  4098. She's so beautiful.
  4099.  
  4100. 875
  4101. 00:51:29,384 --> 00:51:32,888
  4102. I always feel like a before photo of a
  4103. Proactiv commercial when I'm with her.
  4104.  
  4105. 876
  4106. 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,395
  4107. - Hey.
  4108. - Hey.
  4109.  
  4110. 877
  4111. 00:51:41,397 --> 00:51:43,563
  4112. Saw you from across the room...
  4113.  
  4114. 878
  4115. 00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:47,601
  4116. Didn't know what you were up to, but
  4117. I thought I'd say, "What's up?"
  4118.  
  4119. 879
  4120. 00:51:47,603 --> 00:51:49,402
  4121. - You're so cool.
  4122. - Thanks.
  4123.  
  4124. 880
  4125. 00:51:49,404 --> 00:51:50,906
  4126. Mind if I kiss you?
  4127. Thanks.
  4128.  
  4129. 881
  4130. 00:51:52,074 --> 00:51:53,741
  4131. Okay. Okay.
  4132. Let's go in the water.
  4133.  
  4134. 882
  4135. 00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:55,442
  4136. Don't you want to go in the water?
  4137. Look.
  4138.  
  4139. 883
  4140. 00:51:55,444 --> 00:51:56,442
  4141. Look.
  4142.  
  4143. 884
  4144. 00:51:56,444 --> 00:51:59,279
  4145. Look at that. Look at that.
  4146. Stella, come on.
  4147.  
  4148. 885
  4149. 00:51:59,281 --> 00:52:01,514
  4150. Come on.
  4151. Get in the water.
  4152.  
  4153. 886
  4154. 00:52:01,516 --> 00:52:03,317
  4155. This is getting depressing.
  4156.  
  4157. 887
  4158. 00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:05,052
  4159. It's right here.
  4160. Come on. Come on.
  4161.  
  4162. 888
  4163. 00:52:05,054 --> 00:52:07,389
  4164. Remember when she used to run in the
  4165. water and bring us tons of seaweed?
  4166.  
  4167. 889
  4168. 00:52:08,991 --> 00:52:12,592
  4169. I remember when she used to swim out
  4170. and try to rescue us when we'd go in.
  4171.  
  4172. 890
  4173. 00:52:12,594 --> 00:52:15,232
  4174. Yeah. Maybe we should
  4175. just take her home.
  4176.  
  4177. 891
  4178. 00:52:19,168 --> 00:52:21,271
  4179. What're you doing?
  4180.  
  4181. 892
  4182. 00:52:22,971 --> 00:52:25,505
  4183. What does it look
  4184. like I'm doing?
  4185.  
  4186. 893
  4187. 00:52:25,507 --> 00:52:27,440
  4188. It's April. You're gonna
  4189. be cold as balls in there.
  4190.  
  4191. 894
  4192. 00:52:27,442 --> 00:52:30,546
  4193. I'm hoping
  4194. Stella will rescue me.
  4195.  
  4196. 895
  4197. 00:52:31,279 --> 00:52:33,146
  4198. Wait!
  4199.  
  4200. 896
  4201. 00:52:33,148 --> 00:52:34,583
  4202. You're gonna die.
  4203.  
  4204. 897
  4205. 00:52:38,888 --> 00:52:41,387
  4206. Help!
  4207.  
  4208. 898
  4209. 00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:43,426
  4210. Whoo!
  4211.  
  4212. 899
  4213. 00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:47,697
  4214. - Dude, you have no choice.
  4215. - Dude, I know.
  4216.  
  4217. 900
  4218. 00:52:49,964 --> 00:52:51,300
  4219. Okay, stay here.
  4220.  
  4221. 901
  4222. 00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:56,070
  4223. - I'm coming.
  4224. - Come here!
  4225.  
  4226. 902
  4227. 00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:57,574
  4228. Come in the water!
  4229.  
  4230. 903
  4231. 00:52:58,574 --> 00:53:00,239
  4232. I'm coming, baby.
  4233.  
  4234. 904
  4235. 00:53:00,241 --> 00:53:01,543
  4236. Hurry!
  4237.  
  4238. 905
  4239. 00:53:12,388 --> 00:53:14,253
  4240. I'm trying.
  4241.  
  4242. 906
  4243. 00:53:14,255 --> 00:53:16,724
  4244. I'm doing my very best.
  4245.  
  4246. 907
  4247. 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:19,893
  4248. This is not as easy as it looks like.
  4249. I have very tight jeans.
  4250.  
  4251. 908
  4252. 00:53:19,895 --> 00:53:22,096
  4253. It's freezing!
  4254.  
  4255. 909
  4256. 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,282
  4257. Jack, get in the water!
  4258.  
  4259. 910
  4260. 00:53:43,284 --> 00:53:45,219
  4261. Nah, I'm just gonna
  4262. hang here with Stella.
  4263.  
  4264. 911
  4265. 00:53:45,221 --> 00:53:47,253
  4266. No way.
  4267. You get in here.
  4268.  
  4269. 912
  4270. 00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,701
  4271. Stella, get in the water!
  4272.  
  4273. 913
  4274. 00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:34,837
  4275. Hi.
  4276.  
  4277. 914
  4278. 00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:36,572
  4279. Hi.
  4280.  
  4281. 915
  4282. 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:40,773
  4283. Did you get the octopus?
  4284.  
  4285. 916
  4286. 00:54:40,775 --> 00:54:44,811
  4287. Yeah. Ollie saw
  4288. it too, actually.
  4289.  
  4290. 917
  4291. 00:54:44,813 --> 00:54:47,848
  4292. Wow, do you guys just watch over
  4293. each other's shoulders all the time?
  4294.  
  4295. 918
  4296. 00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:49,618
  4297. Why would you send
  4298. that to me, Violet?
  4299.  
  4300. 919
  4301. 00:54:54,056 --> 00:54:55,058
  4302. Just...
  4303.  
  4304. 920
  4305. 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:59,125
  4306. You know, like,
  4307. can't we be friends?
  4308.  
  4309. 921
  4310. 00:54:59,127 --> 00:55:00,927
  4311. Friends?
  4312. Yeah. Okay.
  4313.  
  4314. 922
  4315. 00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:02,429
  4316. - You know.
  4317. - What?
  4318.  
  4319. 923
  4320. 00:55:02,431 --> 00:55:04,697
  4321. I know that you slept
  4322. with Ollie last night.
  4323.  
  4324. 924
  4325. 00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:06,602
  4326. Why would you do that if...
  4327. If...
  4328.  
  4329. 925
  4330. 00:55:13,174 --> 00:55:14,643
  4331. I don't know.
  4332.  
  4333. 926
  4334. 00:55:19,047 --> 00:55:20,015
  4335. I don't know.
  4336.  
  4337. 927
  4338. 00:55:21,717 --> 00:55:24,087
  4339. You left, and I was
  4340. confused, like...
  4341.  
  4342. 928
  4343. 00:55:27,223 --> 00:55:30,056
  4344. Confused about what? That...
  4345. Who is the right brother?
  4346.  
  4347. 929
  4348. 00:55:30,058 --> 00:55:32,025
  4349. I mean, we're not the
  4350. same person, okay?
  4351.  
  4352. 930
  4353. 00:55:32,027 --> 00:55:34,594
  4354. We're different people. I was born
  4355. three years before he was ever born,
  4356.  
  4357. 931
  4358. 00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:37,100
  4359. so then you have...
  4360.  
  4361. 932
  4362. 00:55:45,607 --> 00:55:47,009
  4363. Yes, he's coming in.
  4364.  
  4365. 933
  4366. 00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,675
  4367. Talk to me.
  4368.  
  4369. 934
  4370. 00:55:49,677 --> 00:55:52,712
  4371. Come on, Stella, in the water.
  4372.  
  4373. 935
  4374. 00:55:52,714 --> 00:55:54,850
  4375. - Come on, Stella.
  4376. - Come on.
  4377.  
  4378. 936
  4379. 00:55:55,384 --> 00:55:56,719
  4380. Come on, Stella.
  4381.  
  4382. 937
  4383. 00:56:05,261 --> 00:56:06,161
  4384. Ow!
  4385.  
  4386. 938
  4387. 00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:16,869
  4388. Come on, Stella, come on.
  4389.  
  4390. 939
  4391. 00:56:17,906 --> 00:56:19,639
  4392. - She's coming.
  4393. - That's what she said.
  4394.  
  4395. 940
  4396. 00:56:19,641 --> 00:56:21,543
  4397. - Come here!
  4398. - Come on, Stella.
  4399.  
  4400. 941
  4401. 00:56:22,110 --> 00:56:23,913
  4402. Come here, Stella.
  4403.  
  4404. 942
  4405. 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,683
  4406. Come on, baby.
  4407.  
  4408. 943
  4409. 00:56:48,103 --> 00:56:51,572
  4410. Isn't she, like, the most
  4411. incredible girl you've ever met?
  4412.  
  4413. 944
  4414. 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,473
  4415. Uh, yeah, I mean...
  4416.  
  4417. 945
  4418. 00:56:53,475 --> 00:56:56,212
  4419. I don't know.
  4420. She's older, so...
  4421.  
  4422. 946
  4423. 00:56:57,679 --> 00:57:02,516
  4424. She may... You might not want
  4425. to get too deep with it.
  4426.  
  4427. 947
  4428. 00:57:02,518 --> 00:57:04,617
  4429. I don't know.
  4430. What do you think?
  4431.  
  4432. 948
  4433. 00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:06,552
  4434. I mean, I think I'm
  4435. in too deep already, bro.
  4436.  
  4437. 949
  4438. 00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:08,956
  4439. I'm, like,
  4440. six feet under deep.
  4441.  
  4442. 950
  4443. 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,958
  4444. I mean, who cares
  4445. that she's older.
  4446.  
  4447. 951
  4448. 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,563
  4449. I mean,
  4450. it's just two years.
  4451.  
  4452. 952
  4453. 00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:16,529
  4454. Yeah, I mean...
  4455.  
  4456. 953
  4457. 00:57:16,531 --> 00:57:18,030
  4458. I got the goods, man.
  4459.  
  4460. 954
  4461. 00:57:18,032 --> 00:57:21,034
  4462. I got a bit slab of 17-year-old
  4463. salami right here.
  4464.  
  4465. 955
  4466. 00:57:21,036 --> 00:57:24,404
  4467. All the ladies are dying
  4468. to hop on my master wang.
  4469.  
  4470. 956
  4471. 00:57:24,406 --> 00:57:26,773
  4472. - What's up, Ron?
  4473. - Oliver. Jack.
  4474.  
  4475. 957
  4476. 00:57:26,775 --> 00:57:31,143
  4477. Oliver, I would like to
  4478. extend my apologies for...
  4479.  
  4480. 958
  4481. 00:57:31,145 --> 00:57:34,114
  4482. Making inappropriate comments about
  4483. your girlfriend this morning.
  4484.  
  4485. 959
  4486. 00:57:34,116 --> 00:57:35,051
  4487. Okay.
  4488.  
  4489. 960
  4490. 00:57:38,252 --> 00:57:40,621
  4491. And,
  4492. so both of you know,
  4493.  
  4494. 961
  4495. 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,723
  4496. any time you wanna stop down
  4497.  
  4498. 962
  4499. 00:57:42,725 --> 00:57:45,291
  4500. one of the Authentic
  4501. Chicken Kitchens,
  4502.  
  4503. 963
  4504. 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:48,063
  4505. I'll be happy to serve you up
  4506. an order of our finest.
  4507.  
  4508. 964
  4509. 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:50,766
  4510. On the house, of course.
  4511.  
  4512. 965
  4513. 00:57:52,467 --> 00:57:55,302
  4514. Why are you suddenly
  4515. being so nice to us?
  4516.  
  4517. 966
  4518. 00:57:55,304 --> 00:57:58,838
  4519. I was very comfortable with our
  4520. relationship the way it was, Ron.
  4521.  
  4522. 967
  4523. 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:04,378
  4524. Well, we all have to learn how
  4525. to get along, don't you think?
  4526.  
  4527. 968
  4528. 00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:08,215
  4529. So I don't have to constantly kick that
  4530. kiester of yours when we're family.
  4531.  
  4532. 969
  4533. 00:58:12,186 --> 00:58:14,087
  4534. Holy mother of cock.
  4535.  
  4536. 970
  4537. 00:58:14,089 --> 00:58:16,223
  4538. Did you tell that idiot
  4539. you were gonna marry him?
  4540.  
  4541. 971
  4542. 00:58:16,225 --> 00:58:17,690
  4543. Oh, did you run into Ron?
  4544.  
  4545. 972
  4546. 00:58:17,692 --> 00:58:19,558
  4547. Yes. And he's talking to
  4548. us about being a family.
  4549.  
  4550. 973
  4551. 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,293
  4552. He said when we're family,
  4553. and I quote,
  4554.  
  4555. 974
  4556. 00:58:21,295 --> 00:58:23,929
  4557. "He doesn't have want to constantly
  4558. kick that kiester of mine."
  4559.  
  4560. 975
  4561. 00:58:23,931 --> 00:58:27,300
  4562. Do you believe he still
  4563. uses that word, "kiester?"
  4564.  
  4565. 976
  4566. 00:58:27,302 --> 00:58:29,902
  4567. I thought that word got retired
  4568. with my middle school principal.
  4569.  
  4570. 977
  4571. 00:58:29,904 --> 00:58:32,905
  4572. - Mom.
  4573. - You know what else he says? Folks.
  4574.  
  4575. 978
  4576. 00:58:32,907 --> 00:58:35,074
  4577. Folks. It makes me feel like
  4578. I'm dating a congressman,
  4579.  
  4580. 979
  4581. 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:38,210
  4582. - Okay, Mom. Is it true?
  4583. - No, no, no. I'm not gonna marry him.
  4584.  
  4585. 980
  4586. 00:58:38,212 --> 00:58:40,047
  4587. Then why is he talking to us
  4588. about being a family?
  4589.  
  4590. 981
  4591. 00:58:40,049 --> 00:58:41,882
  4592. I told him I would think about it.
  4593. That's all.
  4594.  
  4595. 982
  4596. 00:58:41,884 --> 00:58:44,918
  4597. - Why would you tell him you'd think about it, mother?
  4598. - Oh, for heaven's sake.
  4599.  
  4600. 983
  4601. 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,853
  4602. It wasn't a formal proposal.
  4603.  
  4604. 984
  4605. 00:58:46,855 --> 00:58:49,889
  4606. Remember that whole bang
  4607. or marry thing this morning?
  4608.  
  4609. 985
  4610. 00:58:49,891 --> 00:58:51,625
  4611. - Yes.
  4612. - I think he just felt
  4613.  
  4614. 986
  4615. 00:58:51,627 --> 00:58:55,262
  4616. obligated to show that I was the kind
  4617. of woman that men wanted to marry.
  4618.  
  4619. 987
  4620. 00:58:55,264 --> 00:58:57,697
  4621. I would have been perfectly
  4622. happy if he just said
  4623.  
  4624. 988
  4625. 00:58:57,699 --> 00:59:01,333
  4626. that I was the kind of woman that men
  4627. wanted to bang and we just had sex.
  4628.  
  4629. 989
  4630. 00:59:01,335 --> 00:59:02,536
  4631. That is his forte.
  4632.  
  4633. 990
  4634. 00:59:02,538 --> 00:59:04,070
  4635. Jesus Christ, mother.
  4636.  
  4637. 991
  4638. 00:59:04,072 --> 00:59:06,338
  4639. Do you wanna make us even more
  4640. messed up than we already are?
  4641.  
  4642. 992
  4643. 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:09,342
  4644. Hey, you guys. Will one of
  4645. you just take out that box
  4646.  
  4647. 993
  4648. 00:59:09,344 --> 00:59:11,981
  4649. out of there? It's the
  4650. clouds for doggie heaven.
  4651.  
  4652. 994
  4653. 00:59:21,255 --> 00:59:23,389
  4654. "We love you, Smella?"
  4655.  
  4656. 995
  4657. 00:59:23,391 --> 00:59:25,192
  4658. What?
  4659.  
  4660. 996
  4661. 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,962
  4662. - Why does it say. "Smella?"
  4663. - What?
  4664.  
  4665. 997
  4666. 00:59:27,462 --> 00:59:28,897
  4667. Oh, my God!
  4668.  
  4669. 998
  4670. 00:59:29,831 --> 00:59:33,532
  4671. I can't believe
  4672. they messed the sign.
  4673.  
  4674. 999
  4675. 00:59:33,534 --> 00:59:36,902
  4676. I mean an M doesn't even
  4677. look like a T.
  4678.  
  4679. 1000
  4680. 00:59:36,904 --> 00:59:39,773
  4681. Why did they do that?
  4682. That just makes me...
  4683.  
  4684. 1001
  4685. 00:59:39,775 --> 00:59:41,244
  4686. - Mom.
  4687. - I mean...
  4688.  
  4689. 1002
  4690. 00:59:41,677 --> 00:59:43,543
  4691. Yeah, Mom. Stop.
  4692.  
  4693. 1003
  4694. 00:59:43,545 --> 00:59:45,612
  4695. No, it just makes me sad because
  4696.  
  4697. 1004
  4698. 00:59:45,614 --> 00:59:49,782
  4699. I just want everything to be perfect
  4700. for her. She's such a good girl.
  4701.  
  4702. 1005
  4703. 00:59:49,784 --> 00:59:53,052
  4704. It's okay.
  4705. Stella can't read, Mom.
  4706.  
  4707. 1006
  4708. 00:59:56,090 --> 00:59:58,090
  4709. Then what happened?
  4710.  
  4711. 1007
  4712. 00:59:58,092 --> 01:00:02,496
  4713. Well, it took a couple of tries to get her to
  4714. go out with me because I'm younger, but...
  4715.  
  4716. 1008
  4717. 01:00:02,498 --> 01:00:04,764
  4718. I don't see why
  4719. that would be an issue.
  4720.  
  4721. 1009
  4722. 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:07,002
  4723. Ollie's always been really
  4724. advanced for his age.
  4725.  
  4726. 1010
  4727. 01:00:07,668 --> 01:00:08,934
  4728. Oh, thanks, Mom.
  4729.  
  4730. 1011
  4731. 01:00:08,936 --> 01:00:10,402
  4732. Yeah, I'm a little
  4733. socially awkward.
  4734.  
  4735. 1012
  4736. 01:00:10,404 --> 01:00:13,176
  4737. So I just have my mom brag
  4738. to everybody about me.
  4739.  
  4740. 1013
  4741. 01:00:14,342 --> 01:00:17,177
  4742. Jack. Come in, we're
  4743. doing arts and crafts.
  4744.  
  4745. 1014
  4746. 01:00:17,179 --> 01:00:19,045
  4747. No.
  4748.  
  4749. 1015
  4750. 01:00:19,047 --> 01:00:21,451
  4751. No, it's chill. I gotta
  4752. do my homework anyway.
  4753.  
  4754. 1016
  4755. 01:00:23,317 --> 01:00:25,652
  4756. Oh, I feel bad. You don't to
  4757. see your brother that much.
  4758.  
  4759. 1017
  4760. 01:00:25,654 --> 01:00:27,154
  4761. If you want to...
  4762.  
  4763. 1018
  4764. 01:00:27,156 --> 01:00:31,791
  4765. Uh, I think it's best we just
  4766. let Jack be for now, Violet.
  4767.  
  4768. 1019
  4769. 01:00:31,793 --> 01:00:34,029
  4770. A little overwrought
  4771. there aren't we, Sally?
  4772.  
  4773. 1020
  4774. 01:00:35,163 --> 01:00:36,663
  4775. I just meant,
  4776.  
  4777. 1021
  4778. 01:00:36,665 --> 01:00:38,598
  4779. if you want to hang out with your
  4780. brother, just the two of you tonight,
  4781.  
  4782. 1022
  4783. 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,766
  4784. I totally understand.
  4785.  
  4786. 1023
  4787. 01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:42,268
  4788. No. No. Jack gets it.
  4789.  
  4790. 1024
  4791. 01:00:42,270 --> 01:00:44,670
  4792. It's hos before bros.
  4793. That's the house rule.
  4794.  
  4795. 1025
  4796. 01:00:44,672 --> 01:00:46,706
  4797. Ollie, why don't you
  4798. get the door, please?
  4799.  
  4800. 1026
  4801. 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:48,308
  4802. What bee's gone up
  4803. your ass today, Mom?
  4804.  
  4805. 1027
  4806. 01:00:48,310 --> 01:00:50,145
  4807. - Just get the door, Ollie.
  4808. - Jesus Christ.
  4809.  
  4810. 1028
  4811. 01:00:57,386 --> 01:01:00,786
  4812. Violet, sweetheart, you seem
  4813. like a really good girl
  4814.  
  4815. 1029
  4816. 01:01:00,788 --> 01:01:03,322
  4817. and I know you don't wanna
  4818. cause any problems,
  4819.  
  4820. 1030
  4821. 01:01:03,324 --> 01:01:06,458
  4822. but I love my sons more than
  4823. anything else in the world,
  4824.  
  4825. 1031
  4826. 01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:10,063
  4827. and my sons love each other more
  4828. than anything else in the world.
  4829.  
  4830. 1032
  4831. 01:01:10,065 --> 01:01:12,098
  4832. And if you
  4833. come between them...
  4834.  
  4835. 1033
  4836. 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:14,136
  4837. I swear to God,
  4838. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
  4839.  
  4840. 1034
  4841. 01:01:15,136 --> 01:01:16,802
  4842. I know.
  4843.  
  4844. 1035
  4845. 01:01:16,804 --> 01:01:18,270
  4846. I know.
  4847.  
  4848. 1036
  4849. 01:01:18,272 --> 01:01:21,407
  4850. I don't know what I'm doing.
  4851. I don't know what to do.
  4852.  
  4853. 1037
  4854. 01:01:21,409 --> 01:01:23,375
  4855. I know, baby.
  4856. I know.
  4857.  
  4858. 1038
  4859. 01:01:23,377 --> 01:01:26,014
  4860. Oh, God.
  4861. Oh, sweetheart.
  4862.  
  4863. 1039
  4864. 01:01:27,748 --> 01:01:30,150
  4865. I didn't know
  4866. that you knew...
  4867.  
  4868. 1040
  4869. 01:01:30,152 --> 01:01:32,619
  4870. I would have just told you,
  4871. I would have...
  4872.  
  4873. 1041
  4874. 01:01:32,621 --> 01:01:34,587
  4875. I know...
  4876.  
  4877. 1042
  4878. 01:01:34,589 --> 01:01:38,625
  4879. Life is so complicated, isn't it?
  4880. Especially for women.
  4881.  
  4882. 1043
  4883. 01:01:38,627 --> 01:01:40,594
  4884. Oh, my God.
  4885.  
  4886. 1044
  4887. 01:01:40,596 --> 01:01:43,565
  4888. 'Cause men are
  4889. sometimes a little dense.
  4890.  
  4891. 1045
  4892. 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,203
  4893. - Right?
  4894. - Right.
  4895.  
  4896. 1046
  4897. 01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:50,005
  4898. Mom, look.
  4899.  
  4900. 1047
  4901. 01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:53,074
  4902. Ron looks less
  4903. like a pedophile now.
  4904.  
  4905. 1048
  4906. 01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:58,078
  4907. - Oh, you...
  4908. - You like it?
  4909.  
  4910. 1049
  4911. 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,545
  4912. - I like it.
  4913. - You like it?
  4914.  
  4915. 1050
  4916. 01:01:59,547 --> 01:02:01,183
  4917. Mmm-hmm.
  4918. Yeah, I like it.
  4919.  
  4920. 1051
  4921. 01:02:02,484 --> 01:02:04,821
  4922. Why are you crying? What
  4923. the hell happened in here?
  4924.  
  4925. 1052
  4926. 01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,922
  4927. I gotta apologize
  4928. for my mom.
  4929.  
  4930. 1053
  4931. 01:02:09,924 --> 01:02:11,523
  4932. She's not usually like that.
  4933.  
  4934. 1054
  4935. 01:02:11,525 --> 01:02:13,759
  4936. I don't know. She's been
  4937. in a really weird mood.
  4938.  
  4939. 1055
  4940. 01:02:13,761 --> 01:02:15,462
  4941. Last night apparently
  4942. she got high with Jack
  4943.  
  4944. 1056
  4945. 01:02:15,464 --> 01:02:18,965
  4946. and started crying about
  4947. our dad, and then today
  4948.  
  4949. 1057
  4950. 01:02:18,967 --> 01:02:21,034
  4951. she started crying because
  4952. the "We love you, Stella" sign
  4953.  
  4954. 1058
  4955. 01:02:21,036 --> 01:02:23,469
  4956. came out
  4957. "We love you, Smella."
  4958.  
  4959. 1059
  4960. 01:02:23,471 --> 01:02:24,540
  4961. Ollie...
  4962.  
  4963. 1060
  4964. 01:02:25,607 --> 01:02:26,909
  4965. We have to talk.
  4966.  
  4967. 1061
  4968. 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,449
  4969. Do you think it was the sex?
  4970.  
  4971. 1062
  4972. 01:02:35,884 --> 01:02:38,183
  4973. Maybe I didn't bring her
  4974. to orgasm or something.
  4975.  
  4976. 1063
  4977. 01:02:38,185 --> 01:02:39,554
  4978. - No, man.
  4979. - Because...
  4980.  
  4981. 1064
  4982. 01:02:41,690 --> 01:02:44,023
  4983. I couldn't tell if she...
  4984. I mean...
  4985.  
  4986. 1065
  4987. 01:02:44,025 --> 01:02:46,525
  4988. How can you tell if a girl...
  4989.  
  4990. 1066
  4991. 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:49,094
  4992. Like, I know that some
  4993. girls have multiples,
  4994.  
  4995. 1067
  4996. 01:02:49,096 --> 01:02:51,096
  4997. but I didn't know how to...
  4998.  
  4999. 1068
  5000. 01:02:51,098 --> 01:02:52,898
  5001. I didn't know how to really
  5002. give her, like, one...
  5003.  
  5004. 1069
  5005. 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:55,701
  5006. It wasn't about the sex, man. You
  5007. just stop thinking about that.
  5008.  
  5009. 1070
  5010. 01:02:55,703 --> 01:02:58,170
  5011. I can't stop thinking about it. I'm
  5012. thinking about, like, everything.
  5013.  
  5014. 1071
  5015. 01:02:58,172 --> 01:03:00,475
  5016. I'm second guessing literally
  5017. everything single thing.
  5018.  
  5019. 1072
  5020. 01:03:00,808 --> 01:03:02,708
  5021. Like...
  5022.  
  5023. 1073
  5024. 01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:04,543
  5025. What if she liked the octopus
  5026. better than the bunny,
  5027.  
  5028. 1074
  5029. 01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:06,445
  5030. 'cause remember
  5031. she texted you that picture...
  5032.  
  5033. 1075
  5034. 01:03:06,447 --> 01:03:10,116
  5035. Maybe she fell in love with you
  5036. once she got to know you better,
  5037.  
  5038. 1076
  5039. 01:03:10,118 --> 01:03:13,887
  5040. or maybe she likes that
  5041. ballet fucker, Richard,
  5042.  
  5043. 1077
  5044. 01:03:13,889 --> 01:03:15,922
  5045. who spins her, and twirls
  5046. er, and lifts her up,
  5047.  
  5048. 1078
  5049. 01:03:15,924 --> 01:03:17,690
  5050. and touches her,
  5051. and...
  5052.  
  5053. 1079
  5054. 01:03:17,692 --> 01:03:19,494
  5055. I just feel like
  5056. I'm going fucking crazy.
  5057.  
  5058. 1080
  5059. 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:21,895
  5060. Sorry to interrupt,
  5061.  
  5062. 1081
  5063. 01:03:21,897 --> 01:03:25,799
  5064. but I brought some food from my
  5065. restaurant if you guys are hungry.
  5066.  
  5067. 1082
  5068. 01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:27,569
  5069. Yeah, man.
  5070. Thanks.
  5071.  
  5072. 1083
  5073. 01:03:31,706 --> 01:03:33,442
  5074. You want some chicken?
  5075.  
  5076. 1084
  5077. 01:03:37,779 --> 01:03:40,181
  5078. This chicken's
  5079. fucking tasty, Ron.
  5080.  
  5081. 1085
  5082. 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:43,817
  5083. - Yeah, man.
  5084. - At the Authentic Chicken Kitchen,
  5085.  
  5086. 1086
  5087. 01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:45,554
  5088. we use only
  5089. the finest ingredients.
  5090.  
  5091. 1087
  5092. 01:03:46,253 --> 01:03:48,121
  5093. We say that in our commercials.
  5094.  
  5095. 1088
  5096. 01:03:48,123 --> 01:03:50,123
  5097. But it's true,
  5098. and it makes a difference.
  5099.  
  5100. 1089
  5101. 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,029
  5102. And people really appreciate
  5103. the little extra effort.
  5104.  
  5105. 1090
  5106. 01:03:53,962 --> 01:03:55,829
  5107. Sally,
  5108. you taste the paprika?
  5109.  
  5110. 1091
  5111. 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,396
  5112. Mmm.
  5113. Is that what it is?
  5114.  
  5115. 1092
  5116. 01:03:57,398 --> 01:04:01,134
  5117. - It's so good.
  5118. - Yeah. And it's never dry.
  5119.  
  5120. 1093
  5121. 01:04:01,136 --> 01:04:04,137
  5122. Our white meat is never dry.
  5123. I'm very strict about that.
  5124.  
  5125. 1094
  5126. 01:04:04,139 --> 01:04:06,309
  5127. The kitchen never serves
  5128. dry white meat.
  5129.  
  5130. 1095
  5131. 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,175
  5132. Ollie, you like
  5133. the french fries?
  5134.  
  5135. 1096
  5136. 01:04:09,177 --> 01:04:11,110
  5137. We're famous
  5138. for our french fries.
  5139.  
  5140. 1097
  5141. 01:04:11,112 --> 01:04:13,549
  5142. - Yeah. They're really crispy.
  5143. - Exactly.
  5144.  
  5145. 1098
  5146. 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:16,849
  5147. Jack, you like the fries?
  5148.  
  5149. 1099
  5150. 01:04:16,851 --> 01:04:19,451
  5151. Hmm? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
  5152. These are amazing.
  5153.  
  5154. 1100
  5155. 01:04:19,453 --> 01:04:21,688
  5156. Guys eat up. Don't be shy.
  5157. Don't be shy.
  5158.  
  5159. 1101
  5160. 01:04:21,690 --> 01:04:25,194
  5161. You know, you want more, I get
  5162. on the phone, have it delivered.
  5163.  
  5164. 1102
  5165. 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,228
  5166. I own the joint.
  5167.  
  5168. 1103
  5169. 01:04:29,230 --> 01:04:31,667
  5170. - Thank you.
  5171. - Enjoy. It's my pleasure.
  5172.  
  5173. 1104
  5174. 01:04:33,168 --> 01:04:35,003
  5175. I like your hair.
  5176.  
  5177. 1105
  5178. 01:04:35,536 --> 01:04:36,369
  5179. You like it?
  5180.  
  5181. 1106
  5182. 01:04:36,371 --> 01:04:38,737
  5183. Yeah. Hey, I mean...
  5184.  
  5185. 1107
  5186. 01:04:38,739 --> 01:04:40,241
  5187. It's great
  5188. for the wind, right?
  5189.  
  5190. 1108
  5191. 01:05:06,067 --> 01:05:08,636
  5192. Please tell me that you didn't
  5193. break up with Ollie because of me.
  5194.  
  5195. 1109
  5196. 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:13,175
  5197. Hi.
  5198.  
  5199. 1110
  5200. 01:05:15,677 --> 01:05:17,013
  5201. Hi.
  5202.  
  5203. 1111
  5204. 01:05:23,384 --> 01:05:25,253
  5205. Shit. I gotta... I have to go.
  5206.  
  5207. 1112
  5208. 01:05:29,523 --> 01:05:30,322
  5209. - Hey.
  5210. - Hey.
  5211.  
  5212. 1113
  5213. 01:05:30,324 --> 01:05:32,291
  5214. Dude, so I was thinking...
  5215.  
  5216. 1114
  5217. 01:05:32,293 --> 01:05:34,494
  5218. Maybe you could talk to her.
  5219.  
  5220. 1115
  5221. 01:05:34,496 --> 01:05:37,963
  5222. Like you could tell her, how
  5223. upset I am that she dumped me
  5224.  
  5225. 1116
  5226. 01:05:37,965 --> 01:05:39,498
  5227. and how much
  5228. I love her...
  5229.  
  5230. 1117
  5231. 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,400
  5232. Hey, Ollie I really, I don't
  5233. think I should be the one who...
  5234.  
  5235. 1118
  5236. 01:05:41,402 --> 01:05:43,603
  5237. Please, Jack, please.
  5238. I'm begging you.
  5239.  
  5240. 1119
  5241. 01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:47,072
  5242. I really...
  5243. I can't do that.
  5244.  
  5245. 1120
  5246. 01:05:47,074 --> 01:05:50,509
  5247. I'm begging you. I need you.
  5248. I really need you.
  5249.  
  5250. 1121
  5251. 01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:52,744
  5252. Just come with me
  5253. to her show tomorrow.
  5254.  
  5255. 1122
  5256. 01:05:52,746 --> 01:05:53,815
  5257. I can't go alone.
  5258.  
  5259. 1123
  5260. 01:05:54,415 --> 01:05:55,283
  5261. Um...
  5262.  
  5263. 1124
  5264. 01:05:58,686 --> 01:06:00,455
  5265. - Okay.
  5266. - Okay, thank you.
  5267.  
  5268. 1125
  5269. 01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:05,226
  5270. - I love you.
  5271. - I love you too, man.
  5272.  
  5273. 1126
  5274. 01:06:31,853 --> 01:06:33,453
  5275. You think she's having
  5276. an affair with that guy?
  5277.  
  5278. 1127
  5279. 01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:35,523
  5280. No, that guy is as gay
  5281. as a bowl of dicks.
  5282.  
  5283. 1128
  5284. 01:06:43,364 --> 01:06:46,201
  5285. I don't know, man. He's got his
  5286. hand up in there pretty good.
  5287.  
  5288. 1129
  5289. 01:06:46,967 --> 01:06:48,067
  5290. Shh.
  5291.  
  5292. 1130
  5293. 01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,668
  5294. Shh, yourself.
  5295.  
  5296. 1131
  5297. 01:06:49,670 --> 01:06:51,573
  5298. We're having an important
  5299. discussion here.
  5300.  
  5301. 1132
  5302. 01:07:09,223 --> 01:07:13,194
  5303. She makes these other girls look like
  5304. the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz.
  5305.  
  5306. 1133
  5307. 01:07:17,132 --> 01:07:18,801
  5308. God, she's so beautiful.
  5309.  
  5310. 1134
  5311. 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:28,808
  5312. My face is shaking.
  5313.  
  5314. 1135
  5315. 01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:31,811
  5316. Jesus, I feel like my entire
  5317. body is having a meltdown.
  5318.  
  5319. 1136
  5320. 01:07:31,813 --> 01:07:32,911
  5321. Just be cool, man.
  5322.  
  5323. 1137
  5324. 01:07:32,913 --> 01:07:34,547
  5325. Give her the flowers,
  5326. tell her she did a good job,
  5327.  
  5328. 1138
  5329. 01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:36,719
  5330. and let's just get out of here
  5331. and go to Stella's death party.
  5332.  
  5333. 1139
  5334. 01:07:38,085 --> 01:07:39,786
  5335. Okay, come in with me.
  5336.  
  5337. 1140
  5338. 01:07:39,788 --> 01:07:41,119
  5339. What? No.
  5340.  
  5341. 1141
  5342. 01:07:41,121 --> 01:07:43,155
  5343. You have to.
  5344. You promised.
  5345.  
  5346. 1142
  5347. 01:07:43,157 --> 01:07:44,590
  5348. - Please talk to her, man.
  5349. - Ollie.
  5350.  
  5351. 1143
  5352. 01:07:44,592 --> 01:07:47,059
  5353. You're a year older than she is.
  5354. You go to college.
  5355.  
  5356. 1144
  5357. 01:07:47,061 --> 01:07:48,764
  5358. You're super tall,
  5359. she'll listen to you.
  5360.  
  5361. 1145
  5362. 01:08:07,014 --> 01:08:09,449
  5363. Hi, Ollie.
  5364.  
  5365. 1146
  5366. 01:08:09,451 --> 01:08:11,820
  5367. She's in the bathroom.
  5368. She'll be out in a sec.
  5369.  
  5370. 1147
  5371. 01:08:35,877 --> 01:08:36,779
  5372. Hi.
  5373.  
  5374. 1148
  5375. 01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:39,915
  5376. Hi.
  5377.  
  5378. 1149
  5379. 01:08:41,449 --> 01:08:42,849
  5380. Um...
  5381.  
  5382. 1150
  5383. 01:08:42,851 --> 01:08:45,851
  5384. I got worried that there wouldn't be
  5385. anybody to give you these violets
  5386.  
  5387. 1151
  5388. 01:08:45,853 --> 01:08:48,289
  5389. or tell you how amazing
  5390. you were, so...
  5391.  
  5392. 1152
  5393. 01:08:48,956 --> 01:08:49,924
  5394. I came.
  5395.  
  5396. 1153
  5397. 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,629
  5398. Thanks, Ollie.
  5399. That's really sweet.
  5400.  
  5401. 1154
  5402. 01:08:55,696 --> 01:08:56,965
  5403. - Hi, Jack.
  5404. - Hi.
  5405.  
  5406. 1155
  5407. 01:08:57,999 --> 01:08:59,866
  5408. I brought Jack along to...
  5409.  
  5410. 1156
  5411. 01:08:59,868 --> 01:09:02,502
  5412. Tell you some of the good
  5413. qualities you may have overlooked
  5414.  
  5415. 1157
  5416. 01:09:02,504 --> 01:09:04,240
  5417. when you broke up with me.
  5418.  
  5419. 1158
  5420. 01:09:06,807 --> 01:09:08,440
  5421. Go ahead, Jack.
  5422.  
  5423. 1159
  5424. 01:09:08,442 --> 01:09:09,975
  5425. Right...
  5426. You wanna do it right here?
  5427.  
  5428. 1160
  5429. 01:09:09,977 --> 01:09:11,043
  5430. Yes.
  5431.  
  5432. 1161
  5433. 01:09:11,045 --> 01:09:12,211
  5434. Jesus...
  5435.  
  5436. 1162
  5437. 01:09:12,213 --> 01:09:14,516
  5438. - Ollie loves you.
  5439. - Ollie loves you.
  5440.  
  5441. 1163
  5442. 01:09:17,852 --> 01:09:19,355
  5443. I love him, too.
  5444.  
  5445. 1164
  5446. 01:09:19,954 --> 01:09:21,220
  5447. You do?
  5448.  
  5449. 1165
  5450. 01:09:21,222 --> 01:09:23,588
  5451. - Then why did you...
  5452. - Yeah, why did you break up with me?
  5453.  
  5454. 1166
  5455. 01:09:26,061 --> 01:09:26,996
  5456. I just...
  5457.  
  5458. 1167
  5459. 01:09:28,929 --> 01:09:31,064
  5460. - There's someone else, I think.
  5461. - I knew it.
  5462.  
  5463. 1168
  5464. 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:33,599
  5465. No, no, no.
  5466. So, if you just take that
  5467.  
  5468. 1169
  5469. 01:09:33,601 --> 01:09:35,868
  5470. someone else out of the equation,
  5471. cause that someone else knows...
  5472.  
  5473. 1170
  5474. 01:09:35,870 --> 01:09:37,339
  5475. Knock, knock.
  5476.  
  5477. 1171
  5478. 01:09:37,871 --> 01:09:39,305
  5479. Is this a bad time?
  5480.  
  5481. 1172
  5482. 01:09:39,307 --> 01:09:41,506
  5483. Yeah, Cassandra,
  5484. it's a really bad time.
  5485.  
  5486. 1173
  5487. 01:09:41,508 --> 01:09:43,408
  5488. It fucking sucks.
  5489. Go away.
  5490.  
  5491. 1174
  5492. 01:09:43,410 --> 01:09:46,179
  5493. Violet, when you're doing that extension,
  5494. you really shouldn't take it up so high.
  5495.  
  5496. 1175
  5497. 01:09:46,181 --> 01:09:49,047
  5498. - Shouldn't take it up so high.
  5499. - And your turnout still need a lot of work.
  5500.  
  5501. 1176
  5502. 01:09:49,049 --> 01:09:52,417
  5503. - Like a complete overhaul.
  5504. - I mean, we have to compensate for you up there.
  5505.  
  5506. 1177
  5507. 01:09:52,419 --> 01:09:53,885
  5508. We do. We do.
  5509.  
  5510. 1178
  5511. 01:09:53,887 --> 01:09:55,787
  5512. Are you kidding me? She was
  5513. the best one up there by far.
  5514.  
  5515. 1179
  5516. 01:09:55,789 --> 01:09:57,256
  5517. - Wasn't she, Ollie?
  5518. - Hell, yeah.
  5519.  
  5520. 1180
  5521. 01:09:57,258 --> 01:09:59,091
  5522. - You guys, it's fine.
  5523. - No, it's not fine.
  5524.  
  5525. 1181
  5526. 01:09:59,093 --> 01:10:02,461
  5527. Oh, yeah? How many ballets have
  5528. you guys seen in your life?
  5529.  
  5530. 1182
  5531. 01:10:02,463 --> 01:10:04,529
  5532. We don't have to have seen
  5533. a lot of ballets to know that
  5534.  
  5535. 1183
  5536. 01:10:04,531 --> 01:10:05,898
  5537. she looked like a butterfly
  5538. out there
  5539.  
  5540. 1184
  5541. 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,770
  5542. and you guys looked
  5543. like a couple of fucking moths.
  5544.  
  5545. 1185
  5546. 01:10:09,803 --> 01:10:12,104
  5547. - Come on, Caitlin. We don't have to listen to this.
  5548. - Don't have to listen.
  5549.  
  5550. 1186
  5551. 01:10:12,106 --> 01:10:15,841
  5552. And you're paying for the couch
  5553. you poured red wine on, Oliver.
  5554.  
  5555. 1187
  5556. 01:10:15,843 --> 01:10:17,542
  5557. - I know it was you.
  5558. - It was totally you.
  5559.  
  5560. 1188
  5561. 01:10:17,544 --> 01:10:20,179
  5562. - Yeah, I did do it.
  5563. - Actually, Cassandra, I was the one...
  5564.  
  5565. 1189
  5566. 01:10:20,181 --> 01:10:22,849
  5567. No, you what it was me. But I shouldn't
  5568. have just poured red wine on it,
  5569.  
  5570. 1190
  5571. 01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:25,688
  5572. I should have doused it gasoline
  5573. and set on fucking fire.
  5574.  
  5575. 1191
  5576. 01:10:28,356 --> 01:10:30,055
  5577. Nice guys you picked, Violet.
  5578.  
  5579. 1192
  5580. 01:10:30,057 --> 01:10:32,291
  5581. - You've got great taste in men.
  5582. - Great taste.
  5583.  
  5584. 1193
  5585. 01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:34,060
  5586. You know what, Cassandra?
  5587. Just give it a rest.
  5588.  
  5589. 1194
  5590. 01:10:34,062 --> 01:10:36,461
  5591. Okay? Every one's exhausted and
  5592. we haven't even got notes, yet.
  5593.  
  5594. 1195
  5595. 01:10:36,463 --> 01:10:38,698
  5596. By the way, Violet,
  5597. does Ollie know
  5598.  
  5599. 1196
  5600. 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,036
  5601. what's going on
  5602. between you and Jack?
  5603.  
  5604. 1197
  5605. 01:10:42,102 --> 01:10:43,038
  5606. What?
  5607.  
  5608. 1198
  5609. 01:10:45,406 --> 01:10:47,239
  5610. Get a life, Cassandra.
  5611. No one believes a word
  5612.  
  5613. 1199
  5614. 01:10:47,241 --> 01:10:48,908
  5615. that comes out
  5616. of that jealous mouth.
  5617.  
  5618. 1200
  5619. 01:10:48,910 --> 01:10:52,444
  5620. Well, if you don't believe me,
  5621. ask Caroline's brother, Marty.
  5622.  
  5623. 1201
  5624. 01:10:52,446 --> 01:10:54,279
  5625. He does security at the arcade.
  5626.  
  5627. 1202
  5628. 01:10:54,281 --> 01:10:56,381
  5629. He says he has actual
  5630. surveillance footage
  5631.  
  5632. 1203
  5633. 01:10:56,383 --> 01:10:59,152
  5634. of Violet and Jack kissing
  5635. by the claw on Thursday.
  5636.  
  5637. 1204
  5638. 01:10:59,154 --> 01:11:00,586
  5639. Actual surveillance footage.
  5640.  
  5641. 1205
  5642. 01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:03,021
  5643. Actual surveillance footage
  5644. from Marty, the meth-head?
  5645.  
  5646. 1206
  5647. 01:11:03,023 --> 01:11:05,291
  5648. Yeah. That sounds like
  5649. unimpeachable evidence.
  5650.  
  5651. 1207
  5652. 01:11:05,293 --> 01:11:07,059
  5653. Fine.
  5654. Don't believe me.
  5655.  
  5656. 1208
  5657. 01:11:07,061 --> 01:11:08,293
  5658. - Don't.
  5659. - Fine.
  5660.  
  5661. 1209
  5662. 01:11:08,295 --> 01:11:09,895
  5663. I won't believe you,
  5664. and you know why?
  5665.  
  5666. 1210
  5667. 01:11:09,897 --> 01:11:11,797
  5668. Because Jack and Violet
  5669. aren't like you.
  5670.  
  5671. 1211
  5672. 01:11:11,799 --> 01:11:15,234
  5673. They're not snakes in the grass who
  5674. lie, and scheme and betray people.
  5675.  
  5676. 1212
  5677. 01:11:15,236 --> 01:11:16,402
  5678. They would never do that to me.
  5679.  
  5680. 1213
  5681. 01:11:16,404 --> 01:11:18,639
  5682. Notes in the green room.
  5683. Right now.
  5684.  
  5685. 1214
  5686. 01:11:19,874 --> 01:11:21,777
  5687. Hurry.
  5688. Move it.
  5689.  
  5690. 1215
  5691. 01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,013
  5692. Move it girls.
  5693. Franz is waiting.
  5694.  
  5695. 1216
  5696. 01:11:27,981 --> 01:11:30,518
  5697. - Ollie.
  5698. - You heard him. Franz is waiting.
  5699.  
  5700. 1217
  5701. 01:11:32,253 --> 01:11:33,889
  5702. You guys,
  5703. notes are starting.
  5704.  
  5705. 1218
  5706. 01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:51,604
  5707. Ollie, I'm not gonna go sit in a
  5708. surveillance booth with a guy
  5709.  
  5710. 1219
  5711. 01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:53,872
  5712. who used to try and run us
  5713. over with his motor cycle.
  5714.  
  5715. 1220
  5716. 01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:56,511
  5717. If you tell me you didn't
  5718. do it, I'll believe you.
  5719.  
  5720. 1221
  5721. 01:12:05,887 --> 01:12:07,790
  5722. I can't, man.
  5723.  
  5724. 1222
  5725. 01:12:15,663 --> 01:12:18,331
  5726. - Ollie, where are you going?
  5727. - Where am I going?
  5728.  
  5729. 1223
  5730. 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:21,437
  5731. I'm going to go celebrate killing our
  5732. fucking dog, is where I'm going.
  5733.  
  5734. 1224
  5735. 01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:58,574
  5736. Come,
  5737. you go after grandma.
  5738.  
  5739. 1225
  5740. 01:13:03,844 --> 01:13:04,713
  5741. Thanks, baby.
  5742.  
  5743. 1226
  5744. 01:13:05,679 --> 01:13:08,514
  5745. Aw!
  5746. Hey, sweetie.
  5747.  
  5748. 1227
  5749. 01:13:08,516 --> 01:13:11,016
  5750. Are you ready
  5751. for some party fun?
  5752.  
  5753. 1228
  5754. 01:13:11,018 --> 01:13:14,420
  5755. All right. It's time for
  5756. the circle of love.
  5757.  
  5758. 1229
  5759. 01:13:14,422 --> 01:13:18,157
  5760. So, Ralph.
  5761. Why don't you go first.
  5762.  
  5763. 1230
  5764. 01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:21,594
  5765. Say some nice things
  5766. about our wonderful Stella.
  5767.  
  5768. 1231
  5769. 01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:24,566
  5770. Hi, I'm Ralph.
  5771. I live next door.
  5772.  
  5773. 1232
  5774. 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,501
  5775. Stella was...
  5776. Is a good neighbor.
  5777.  
  5778. 1233
  5779. 01:13:28,503 --> 01:13:30,973
  5780. Uh, she didn't bark much.
  5781.  
  5782. 1234
  5783. 01:13:33,407 --> 01:13:36,078
  5784. I'm Glinda.
  5785. I know Stella from the dog park.
  5786.  
  5787. 1235
  5788. 01:13:36,611 --> 01:13:38,146
  5789. Don't I, sweet girl?
  5790.  
  5791. 1236
  5792. 01:13:47,754 --> 01:13:51,690
  5793. Most of you who know me,
  5794. also know I love sharks.
  5795.  
  5796. 1237
  5797. 01:13:51,692 --> 01:13:54,225
  5798. So, here's a picture
  5799. I drew for Stella
  5800.  
  5801. 1238
  5802. 01:13:54,227 --> 01:13:55,663
  5803. of a cookie-cutter shark.
  5804.  
  5805. 1239
  5806. 01:13:56,364 --> 01:13:57,662
  5807. Aw!
  5808.  
  5809. 1240
  5810. 01:13:57,664 --> 01:13:59,931
  5811. Look, Stella.
  5812.  
  5813. 1241
  5814. 01:13:59,933 --> 01:14:03,234
  5815. I'm Dennis, a
  5816. representative from Peaceful Pet,
  5817.  
  5818. 1242
  5819. 01:14:03,236 --> 01:14:06,872
  5820. and I will be administering the
  5821. euthanization shot to Stella today,
  5822.  
  5823. 1243
  5824. 01:14:06,874 --> 01:14:10,509
  5825. allowing her to be released
  5826. to her eternal rest.
  5827.  
  5828. 1244
  5829. 01:14:10,511 --> 01:14:13,412
  5830. Okay. Okay.
  5831. Yeah. All right, baby?
  5832.  
  5833. 1245
  5834. 01:14:13,414 --> 01:14:16,716
  5835. We're gonna have a lot more party fun.
  5836. Right baby?
  5837.  
  5838. 1246
  5839. 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:18,554
  5840. I'll go.
  5841.  
  5842. 1247
  5843. 01:14:19,353 --> 01:14:20,289
  5844. Okay.
  5845.  
  5846. 1248
  5847. 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:25,127
  5848. Hi, everyone,
  5849. I'm Ollie.
  5850.  
  5851. 1249
  5852. 01:14:25,826 --> 01:14:26,727
  5853. Uh...
  5854.  
  5855. 1250
  5856. 01:14:29,563 --> 01:14:32,334
  5857. Stella's been a part
  5858. of our lives for,
  5859.  
  5860. 1251
  5861. 01:14:33,868 --> 01:14:36,271
  5862. well, since I was
  5863. about four years old,
  5864.  
  5865. 1252
  5866. 01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:39,041
  5867. which is...
  5868.  
  5869. 1253
  5870. 01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:46,711
  5871. About, or almost as long as I've
  5872. known my mom or my brother.
  5873.  
  5874. 1254
  5875. 01:14:46,713 --> 01:14:51,250
  5876. And,
  5877. it's longer than I ever
  5878.  
  5879. 1255
  5880. 01:14:51,252 --> 01:14:53,586
  5881. knew my dad...
  5882.  
  5883. 1256
  5884. 01:14:53,588 --> 01:14:54,723
  5885. So...
  5886.  
  5887. 1257
  5888. 01:14:56,089 --> 01:15:01,359
  5889. In a strange way, she means more
  5890. to me than my dad ever did.
  5891.  
  5892. 1258
  5893. 01:15:01,361 --> 01:15:04,697
  5894. I'm... I'm sorry,
  5895. I know that sounds weird, Mom.
  5896.  
  5897. 1259
  5898. 01:15:04,699 --> 01:15:06,602
  5899. - It's just... It just...
  5900. - No.
  5901.  
  5902. 1260
  5903. 01:15:07,768 --> 01:15:10,905
  5904. It just shows you...
  5905. how much she means to me.
  5906.  
  5907. 1261
  5908. 01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:17,813
  5909. You always got my back,
  5910. Stell-bells.
  5911.  
  5912. 1262
  5913. 01:15:38,298 --> 01:15:39,868
  5914. I used to think that
  5915.  
  5916. 1263
  5917. 01:15:41,302 --> 01:15:45,240
  5918. my brother always had my back, but
  5919. I realized today that isn't true.
  5920.  
  5921. 1264
  5922. 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:47,142
  5923. So...
  5924.  
  5925. 1265
  5926. 01:15:48,142 --> 01:15:49,942
  5927. I wish that my dad
  5928. was here today,
  5929.  
  5930. 1266
  5931. 01:15:49,944 --> 01:15:52,944
  5932. because I know if he was here
  5933. he'd kick your fucking ass, Jack.
  5934.  
  5935. 1267
  5936. 01:15:52,946 --> 01:15:54,479
  5937. What?
  5938.  
  5939. 1268
  5940. 01:15:54,481 --> 01:15:56,614
  5941. Ollie, I'm really, really sorry, but can
  5942. we please talk about this in private?
  5943.  
  5944. 1269
  5945. 01:15:56,616 --> 01:15:59,251
  5946. The girls like you so much, don't they?
  5947. But you know what?
  5948.  
  5949. 1270
  5950. 01:15:59,253 --> 01:16:01,886
  5951. You're never gonna be like dad.
  5952. You're not smart enough.
  5953.  
  5954. 1271
  5955. 01:16:01,888 --> 01:16:03,723
  5956. The closest you'll ever
  5957. be to a marine biologist
  5958.  
  5959. 1272
  5960. 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:05,890
  5961. is being a fucking towel boy
  5962. at a beach club.
  5963.  
  5964. 1273
  5965. 01:16:05,892 --> 01:16:07,393
  5966. Oliver,
  5967. stop that right now.
  5968.  
  5969. 1274
  5970. 01:16:07,395 --> 01:16:09,665
  5971. Do you know he's flunking out
  5972. of college, Mom?
  5973.  
  5974. 1275
  5975. 01:16:10,431 --> 01:16:11,430
  5976. What?
  5977.  
  5978. 1276
  5979. 01:16:11,432 --> 01:16:12,931
  5980. - God damn it, Ollie.
  5981. - Oh, no.
  5982.  
  5983. 1277
  5984. 01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:14,867
  5985. How could you do that to me, Jack?
  5986. How?
  5987.  
  5988. 1278
  5989. 01:16:14,869 --> 01:16:16,435
  5990. I would never do that to you.
  5991.  
  5992. 1279
  5993. 01:16:16,437 --> 01:16:18,403
  5994. If you met her first or anything.
  5995. I would never do that to you.
  5996.  
  5997. 1280
  5998. 01:16:18,405 --> 01:16:20,372
  5999. - I did meet her first.
  6000. - Well, she didn't want you.
  6001.  
  6002. 1281
  6003. 01:16:20,374 --> 01:16:22,408
  6004. - She did want me.
  6005. - Then why did she sleep with me?
  6006.  
  6007. 1282
  6008. 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,909
  6009. - I don't know!
  6010. - Will you both stop it right now.
  6011.  
  6012. 1283
  6013. 01:16:24,911 --> 01:16:28,213
  6014. Maybe she just slept with you because she
  6015. didn't want to hurt the plain milk's feelings
  6016.  
  6017. 1284
  6018. 01:16:28,215 --> 01:16:30,716
  6019. - Did you ever think of that?
  6020. - So I'm the plain milk?
  6021.  
  6022. 1285
  6023. 01:16:30,718 --> 01:16:32,318
  6024. So I'm the plain milk
  6025. in this scenario,
  6026.  
  6027. 1286
  6028. 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,720
  6029. which makes you the chocolate milk?
  6030. You white motherfucker.
  6031.  
  6032. 1287
  6033. 01:16:42,463 --> 01:16:45,131
  6034. Sally, I'm not going to do
  6035. anything until you ask me to.
  6036.  
  6037. 1288
  6038. 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:47,302
  6039. Ron,
  6040. do whatever you need to do.
  6041.  
  6042. 1289
  6043. 01:16:48,468 --> 01:16:49,837
  6044. I'll get the hose.
  6045.  
  6046. 1290
  6047. 01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:55,274
  6048. You knocked me into the
  6049. hot dogs, asshole.
  6050.  
  6051. 1291
  6052. 01:16:55,276 --> 01:16:56,378
  6053. Save your life.
  6054.  
  6055. 1292
  6056. 01:16:58,279 --> 01:17:01,016
  6057. Stop it. Both of you.
  6058. Stop it, now.
  6059.  
  6060. 1293
  6061. 01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:07,318
  6062. Jack and Ollie.
  6063. Stop it, now.
  6064.  
  6065. 1294
  6066. 01:17:55,436 --> 01:17:56,404
  6067. Excuse me.
  6068.  
  6069. 1295
  6070. 01:17:58,205 --> 01:18:01,142
  6071. Excuse me. Can I get
  6072. everyone's attention, please?
  6073.  
  6074. 1296
  6075. 01:18:08,816 --> 01:18:10,185
  6076. I think the dog has passed.
  6077.  
  6078. 1297
  6079. 01:18:11,986 --> 01:18:14,422
  6080. - Passed?
  6081. - She's dead.
  6082.  
  6083. 1298
  6084. 01:18:33,074 --> 01:18:36,108
  6085. I didn't get
  6086. to say this earlier
  6087.  
  6088. 1299
  6089. 01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:40,315
  6090. to all of you in the
  6091. commotion, or whatever...
  6092.  
  6093. 1300
  6094. 01:18:42,115 --> 01:18:43,584
  6095. But I'm real sorry
  6096. for your loss.
  6097.  
  6098. 1301
  6099. 01:18:44,819 --> 01:18:45,920
  6100. Thanks, Ron.
  6101.  
  6102. 1302
  6103. 01:18:49,155 --> 01:18:50,655
  6104. I don't know
  6105. what I was thinking,
  6106.  
  6107. 1303
  6108. 01:18:50,657 --> 01:18:52,593
  6109. having a stupid party.
  6110.  
  6111. 1304
  6112. 01:18:55,295 --> 01:18:59,834
  6113. Well, at least, Stella had the
  6114. good sense to leave early.
  6115.  
  6116. 1305
  6117. 01:19:07,173 --> 01:19:09,210
  6118. Death is tough.
  6119. That's all.
  6120.  
  6121. 1306
  6122. 01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:24,857
  6123. So, you're flunking
  6124. out of school, Jack.
  6125.  
  6126. 1307
  6127. 01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:27,094
  6128. Does that mean you're gonna
  6129. lose your scholarship?
  6130.  
  6131. 1308
  6132. 01:19:29,629 --> 01:19:31,398
  6133. Probably.
  6134.  
  6135. 1309
  6136. 01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:34,366
  6137. Thanks a lot, asshole.
  6138.  
  6139. 1310
  6140. 01:19:34,368 --> 01:19:36,534
  6141. Thanks for kissing
  6142. my girlfriend, asshole.
  6143.  
  6144. 1311
  6145. 01:19:36,536 --> 01:19:38,906
  6146. Hey, both of you,
  6147.  
  6148. 1312
  6149. 01:19:39,807 --> 01:19:41,409
  6150. have some respect for the dead.
  6151.  
  6152. 1313
  6153. 01:19:43,311 --> 01:19:45,213
  6154. Sorry.
  6155.  
  6156. 1314
  6157. 01:21:31,285 --> 01:21:33,585
  6158. So you really think
  6159. she's just plain milk to me?
  6160.  
  6161. 1315
  6162. 01:21:33,587 --> 01:21:35,223
  6163. Don't listen to me, man.
  6164.  
  6165. 1316
  6166. 01:21:35,955 --> 01:21:37,525
  6167. I'm a loser.
  6168.  
  6169. 1317
  6170. 01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:41,493
  6171. Probably going to get
  6172. my scholarship taken away,
  6173.  
  6174. 1318
  6175. 01:21:41,495 --> 01:21:44,733
  6176. spend all my time at the dining hall
  6177. with a fucking hair net on my head.
  6178.  
  6179. 1319
  6180. 01:21:47,735 --> 01:21:49,504
  6181. Look at you, man.
  6182. You're amazing.
  6183.  
  6184. 1320
  6185. 01:21:52,405 --> 01:21:53,440
  6186. I'm...
  6187.  
  6188. 1321
  6189. 01:21:54,909 --> 01:21:56,444
  6190. I'm real proud of you.
  6191.  
  6192. 1322
  6193. 01:22:02,282 --> 01:22:05,583
  6194. But really, do you think she just slept
  6195. with me because she felt bad for me?
  6196.  
  6197. 1323
  6198. 01:22:05,585 --> 01:22:08,886
  6199. Well, she's right there, so
  6200. you should go and ask her.
  6201.  
  6202. 1324
  6203. 01:22:08,888 --> 01:22:10,190
  6204. Oh, fuck.
  6205.  
  6206. 1325
  6207. 01:22:11,325 --> 01:22:13,158
  6208. Turn around.
  6209. Turn around.
  6210.  
  6211. 1326
  6212. 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,493
  6213. I can't turn around She's right there.
  6214. She sees us.
  6215.  
  6216. 1327
  6217. 01:22:15,495 --> 01:22:18,396
  6218. Okay, you go talk to her.
  6219. She wants you anyway.
  6220.  
  6221. 1328
  6222. 01:22:18,398 --> 01:22:20,399
  6223. No, I'm taking myself out of this.
  6224. You go talk to her.
  6225.  
  6226. 1329
  6227. 01:22:20,401 --> 01:22:21,466
  6228. No.
  6229.  
  6230. 1330
  6231. 01:22:21,468 --> 01:22:22,801
  6232. What, no? Jeez, Oliver,
  6233. go and talk to her.
  6234.  
  6235. 1331
  6236. 01:22:22,803 --> 01:22:23,935
  6237. No, you're the one
  6238. who kissed her.
  6239.  
  6240. 1332
  6241. 01:22:23,937 --> 01:22:25,336
  6242. You're the one
  6243. who slept with her.
  6244.  
  6245. 1333
  6246. 01:22:25,338 --> 01:22:27,038
  6247. - Get out of the fucking car.
  6248. - You get out of the fucking car.
  6249.  
  6250. 1334
  6251. 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:28,540
  6252. - You go.
  6253. - No, I'm not gonna go talk to her.
  6254.  
  6255. 1335
  6256. 01:22:28,542 --> 01:22:29,477
  6257. Hey!
  6258.  
  6259. 1336
  6260. 01:22:30,044 --> 01:22:31,810
  6261. You both should go.
  6262.  
  6263. 1337
  6264. 01:22:31,812 --> 01:22:33,114
  6265. Now man the heck up.
  6266.  
  6267. 1338
  6268. 01:22:34,414 --> 01:22:37,015
  6269. - None of my business, I know.
  6270. - No.
  6271.  
  6272. 1339
  6273. 01:22:37,017 --> 01:22:38,753
  6274. It's the right thing to do.
  6275.  
  6276. 1340
  6277. 01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:48,860
  6278. Did you? I totally forgot they
  6279. were at the back of the car.
  6280.  
  6281. 1341
  6282. 01:22:48,862 --> 01:22:49,731
  6283. Yeah.
  6284.  
  6285. 1342
  6286. 01:23:03,843 --> 01:23:05,779
  6287. All right, fuck it.
  6288.  
  6289. 1343
  6290. 01:23:06,914 --> 01:23:09,081
  6291. - You coming?
  6292. - No.
  6293.  
  6294. 1344
  6295. 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:10,752
  6296. Just please get rid of her.
  6297.  
  6298. 1345
  6299. 01:23:12,753 --> 01:23:14,456
  6300. Wait. Jack.
  6301.  
  6302. 1346
  6303. 01:23:18,526 --> 01:23:20,161
  6304. Give these to her.
  6305.  
  6306. 1347
  6307. 01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:42,217
  6308. - Hi.
  6309. - Hi.
  6310.  
  6311. 1348
  6312. 01:23:48,789 --> 01:23:50,657
  6313. - We can't.
  6314. - I know.
  6315.  
  6316. 1349
  6317. 01:23:55,795 --> 01:23:57,764
  6318. Okay, I'm, uh...
  6319.  
  6320. 1350
  6321. 01:24:08,842 --> 01:24:11,879
  6322. Uh, Ollie picked these for you.
  6323.  
  6324. 1351
  6325. 01:24:14,714 --> 01:24:16,217
  6326. He's in the car.
  6327.  
  6328. 1352
  6329. 01:24:16,650 --> 01:24:17,619
  6330. Oh, yes.
  6331.  
  6332. 1353
  6333. 01:24:41,709 --> 01:24:44,179
  6334. Oh, fuck.
  6335. Fuck!
  6336.  
  6337. 1354
  6338. 01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:46,281
  6339. Shit.
  6340.  
  6341. 1355
  6342. 01:24:49,883 --> 01:24:51,319
  6343. God damn it.
  6344.  
  6345. 1356
  6346. 01:25:43,870 --> 01:25:46,507
  6347. Thank you for the flowers.
  6348.  
  6349. 1357
  6350. 01:25:54,347 --> 01:25:57,351
  6351. I wrote down, um...
  6352.  
  6353. 1358
  6354. 01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:00,021
  6355. Some things I wanna say.
  6356.  
  6357. 1359
  6358. 01:26:01,088 --> 01:26:03,358
  6359. Can I?
  6360.  
  6361. 1360
  6362. 01:26:09,596 --> 01:26:13,301
  6363. I mean, they're not, like, things.
  6364. They're just bullet points.
  6365.  
  6366. 1361
  6367. 01:26:14,535 --> 01:26:15,903
  6368. So, um...
  6369.  
  6370. 1362
  6371. 01:26:16,969 --> 01:26:19,704
  6372. Number one.
  6373.  
  6374. 1363
  6375. 01:26:19,706 --> 01:26:24,576
  6376. Ollie, I'm an only child with
  6377. divorced parents who hate each other.
  6378.  
  6379. 1364
  6380. 01:26:24,578 --> 01:26:27,578
  6381. I've never known what it's like
  6382. to have a brother or a sister
  6383.  
  6384. 1365
  6385. 01:26:27,580 --> 01:26:29,816
  6386. or be a part of a family
  6387. who loves each other.
  6388.  
  6389. 1366
  6390. 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:33,855
  6391. I never even had a dog
  6392. because my dad is allergic.
  6393.  
  6394. 1367
  6395. 01:26:36,690 --> 01:26:38,692
  6396. Anyway, um...
  6397.  
  6398. 1368
  6399. 01:26:42,396 --> 01:26:44,699
  6400. I wanna apologize for coming
  6401. between you and Jack.
  6402.  
  6403. 1369
  6404. 01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:50,568
  6405. What you guys have is so
  6406. precious and beautiful,
  6407.  
  6408. 1370
  6409. 01:26:50,570 --> 01:26:53,771
  6410. and I ruined it because I'm
  6411. selfish and I wanted you both.
  6412.  
  6413. 1371
  6414. 01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:55,977
  6415. Wanted Jack, you mean.
  6416. You felt sorry for me.
  6417.  
  6418. 1372
  6419. 01:26:58,312 --> 01:27:01,145
  6420. - That's not true.
  6421. - Yes, it is.
  6422.  
  6423. 1373
  6424. 01:27:01,147 --> 01:27:03,482
  6425. No, it's not.
  6426. Sometimes you're so...
  6427.  
  6428. 1374
  6429. 01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:05,850
  6430. Yeah, I know. I'm so immature.
  6431. I got it.
  6432.  
  6433. 1375
  6434. 01:27:05,852 --> 01:27:08,819
  6435. You're so mature,
  6436. and that's why you like him.
  6437.  
  6438. 1376
  6439. 01:27:08,821 --> 01:27:11,058
  6440. You just felt bad for me.
  6441. I was like...
  6442.  
  6443. 1377
  6444. 01:27:11,991 --> 01:27:13,625
  6445. Your fucking consolation prize.
  6446.  
  6447. 1378
  6448. 01:27:13,627 --> 01:27:15,029
  6449. And what was I for you?
  6450.  
  6451. 1379
  6452. 01:27:16,295 --> 01:27:18,766
  6453. Wasn't I just your prize?
  6454. Your first conquest?
  6455.  
  6456. 1380
  6457. 01:27:19,665 --> 01:27:20,567
  6458. No.
  6459.  
  6460. 1381
  6461. 01:27:21,401 --> 01:27:22,602
  6462. I loved you.
  6463.  
  6464. 1382
  6465. 01:27:23,504 --> 01:27:25,540
  6466. I loved you so much.
  6467.  
  6468. 1383
  6469. 01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:33,947
  6470. Well, what else on your...
  6471. PowerPoint presentation?
  6472.  
  6473. 1384
  6474. 01:27:37,651 --> 01:27:38,586
  6475. Just...
  6476.  
  6477. 1385
  6478. 01:27:39,352 --> 01:27:40,821
  6479. Mostly how sorry I am,
  6480.  
  6481. 1386
  6482. 01:27:42,021 --> 01:27:42,956
  6483. that...
  6484.  
  6485. 1387
  6486. 01:27:45,225 --> 01:27:48,393
  6487. You have been
  6488. nothing but sweet to me,
  6489.  
  6490. 1388
  6491. 01:27:48,395 --> 01:27:49,827
  6492. and supportive,
  6493.  
  6494. 1389
  6495. 01:27:49,829 --> 01:27:52,564
  6496. and so fun to be with,
  6497. and so loving,
  6498.  
  6499. 1390
  6500. 01:27:52,566 --> 01:27:55,770
  6501. and you came to my ballet,
  6502. even after...
  6503.  
  6504. 1391
  6505. 01:27:56,536 --> 01:27:58,436
  6506. - I...
  6507. - What can I say?
  6508.  
  6509. 1392
  6510. 01:27:58,438 --> 01:28:00,404
  6511. I'm a patron of the arts.
  6512.  
  6513. 1393
  6514. 01:28:00,406 --> 01:28:01,842
  6515. And so funny.
  6516.  
  6517. 1394
  6518. 01:28:05,512 --> 01:28:07,081
  6519. And you forgot great lover.
  6520.  
  6521. 1395
  6522. 01:28:08,481 --> 01:28:11,283
  6523. - What?
  6524. - In your list of my great qualities,
  6525.  
  6526. 1396
  6527. 01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:14,586
  6528. - you forgot great lover.
  6529. - You are.
  6530.  
  6531. 1397
  6532. 01:28:14,588 --> 01:28:16,456
  6533. You are, Ollie.
  6534. You're the best.
  6535.  
  6536. 1398
  6537. 01:28:17,924 --> 01:28:19,526
  6538. I'm the only.
  6539.  
  6540. 1399
  6541. 01:28:21,562 --> 01:28:24,662
  6542. I'm glad.
  6543. I'm really glad...
  6544.  
  6545. 1400
  6546. 01:28:24,664 --> 01:28:26,767
  6547. That you were my first.
  6548.  
  6549. 1401
  6550. 01:28:41,013 --> 01:28:43,984
  6551. I figured we should clean up
  6552. this, uh...
  6553.  
  6554. 1402
  6555. 01:28:44,918 --> 01:28:46,184
  6556. Doggie hell?
  6557.  
  6558. 1403
  6559. 01:28:46,186 --> 01:28:47,889
  6560. Yeah.
  6561.  
  6562. 1404
  6563. 01:28:54,061 --> 01:28:55,463
  6564. Your mom is in there.
  6565.  
  6566. 1405
  6567. 01:28:56,396 --> 01:28:57,895
  6568. She's crying.
  6569.  
  6570. 1406
  6571. 01:28:57,897 --> 01:29:01,735
  6572. Saying it's her fault that you
  6573. and your brother are fighting.
  6574.  
  6575. 1407
  6576. 01:29:03,136 --> 01:29:06,840
  6577. - Something about a trip to the Galapagos.
  6578. - Oh, my God, no.
  6579.  
  6580. 1408
  6581. 01:29:07,574 --> 01:29:09,076
  6582. If you don't mind me asking,
  6583.  
  6584. 1409
  6585. 01:29:10,177 --> 01:29:11,179
  6586. what is she talking about?
  6587.  
  6588. 1410
  6589. 01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:14,945
  6590. It's just some stupid highschool
  6591. trip that I wanted to...
  6592.  
  6593. 1411
  6594. 01:29:14,947 --> 01:29:17,148
  6595. Just tell her that it doesn't
  6596. matter to me anymore, okay?
  6597.  
  6598. 1412
  6599. 01:29:17,150 --> 01:29:18,716
  6600. It has nothing to do with that.
  6601.  
  6602. 1413
  6603. 01:29:18,718 --> 01:29:19,986
  6604. Are you smoking marijuana?
  6605.  
  6606. 1414
  6607. 01:29:21,989 --> 01:29:22,857
  6608. Yup.
  6609.  
  6610. 1415
  6611. 01:29:25,825 --> 01:29:27,425
  6612. You do that often?
  6613.  
  6614. 1416
  6615. 01:29:27,427 --> 01:29:28,529
  6616. Yup.
  6617.  
  6618. 1417
  6619. 01:29:30,163 --> 01:29:32,463
  6620. You think that may have
  6621. something to do with
  6622.  
  6623. 1418
  6624. 01:29:32,465 --> 01:29:34,032
  6625. why you're flunking out
  6626. of college?
  6627.  
  6628. 1419
  6629. 01:29:34,034 --> 01:29:36,134
  6630. Look, Ron, I really have no
  6631. interest in getting a lecture,
  6632.  
  6633. 1420
  6634. 01:29:36,136 --> 01:29:38,806
  6635. from some random guy my
  6636. mom is dating, okay?
  6637.  
  6638. 1421
  6639. 01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,394
  6640. No, I...
  6641.  
  6642. 1422
  6643. 01:30:03,396 --> 01:30:05,063
  6644. I didn't mean for you
  6645. to take that personally.
  6646.  
  6647. 1423
  6648. 01:30:05,065 --> 01:30:07,732
  6649. Really, I didn't. I mean, I actually
  6650. think you're a really good guy.
  6651.  
  6652. 1424
  6653. 01:30:07,734 --> 01:30:10,801
  6654. I thought your chicken
  6655. was amazing, and...
  6656.  
  6657. 1425
  6658. 01:30:10,803 --> 01:30:13,305
  6659. And don't know who else
  6660. she could find to help
  6661.  
  6662. 1426
  6663. 01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:16,774
  6664. illegally bury some dead dog
  6665. in the middle of the night.
  6666.  
  6667. 1427
  6668. 01:30:16,776 --> 01:30:19,644
  6669. It's just... It's my mom.
  6670. She's... You know...
  6671.  
  6672. 1428
  6673. 01:30:19,646 --> 01:30:20,882
  6674. She hasn't moved on.
  6675.  
  6676. 1429
  6677. 01:30:22,648 --> 01:30:24,114
  6678. - I get it.
  6679. - Yeah.
  6680.  
  6681. 1430
  6682. 01:30:24,116 --> 01:30:27,120
  6683. Yeah. That's exactly what it is.
  6684. She hasn't, uh...
  6685.  
  6686. 1431
  6687. 01:30:28,888 --> 01:30:31,558
  6688. She hasn't moved on,
  6689. and...
  6690.  
  6691. 1432
  6692. 01:30:32,892 --> 01:30:35,126
  6693. I wished she would.
  6694. It would make it a lot...
  6695.  
  6696. 1433
  6697. 01:30:35,128 --> 01:30:37,197
  6698. Easier on me,
  6699. and take a lot of pressure off.
  6700.  
  6701. 1434
  6702. 01:30:40,366 --> 01:30:41,569
  6703. Pressure to do what?
  6704.  
  6705. 1435
  6706. 01:30:44,404 --> 01:30:45,540
  6707. To, uh...
  6708.  
  6709. 1436
  6710. 01:30:48,008 --> 01:30:50,841
  6711. Be like my dad, I
  6712. guess, so my...
  6713.  
  6714. 1437
  6715. 01:30:50,843 --> 01:30:53,647
  6716. Mom and brother
  6717. wouldn't miss him so much.
  6718.  
  6719. 1438
  6720. 01:30:59,919 --> 01:31:04,891
  6721. So why was the trip to
  6722. Galapagos so important?
  6723.  
  6724. 1439
  6725. 01:31:06,026 --> 01:31:09,196
  6726. It's... It's just a
  6727. fun trip you know?
  6728.  
  6729. 1440
  6730. 01:31:10,329 --> 01:31:12,329
  6731. I wanted to go on.
  6732.  
  6733. 1441
  6734. 01:31:12,331 --> 01:31:14,834
  6735. I guess I really wanted to see
  6736. these red-tipped tube worms.
  6737.  
  6738. 1442
  6739. 01:31:17,404 --> 01:31:19,136
  6740. What the heck is that?
  6741.  
  6742. 1443
  6743. 01:31:19,138 --> 01:31:21,840
  6744. Red-tipped tube worm?
  6745. It's an a-fertile worm
  6746.  
  6747. 1444
  6748. 01:31:21,842 --> 01:31:23,440
  6749. that lives in the bottom
  6750. of the ocean,
  6751.  
  6752. 1445
  6753. 01:31:23,442 --> 01:31:26,077
  6754. like, way under the
  6755. bottom of the ocean.
  6756.  
  6757. 1446
  6758. 01:31:26,079 --> 01:31:28,979
  6759. It exists in this entire world
  6760. without sunlight and eats bacteria
  6761.  
  6762. 1447
  6763. 01:31:28,981 --> 01:31:32,283
  6764. and has this little red-tip
  6765. that's kinda like...
  6766.  
  6767. 1448
  6768. 01:31:32,285 --> 01:31:35,590
  6769. Sort of a head,
  6770. I guess...
  6771.  
  6772. 1449
  6773. 01:31:36,822 --> 01:31:39,858
  6774. Why the heck were
  6775. you interested in that?
  6776.  
  6777. 1450
  6778. 01:31:39,860 --> 01:31:42,560
  6779. Well, my dad was studying the
  6780. effects of pollutants on them,
  6781.  
  6782. 1451
  6783. 01:31:42,562 --> 01:31:46,864
  6784. and we had this inside joke when I was
  6785. twelve if the red tips were their,
  6786.  
  6787. 1452
  6788. 01:31:46,866 --> 01:31:49,337
  6789. uh, heads
  6790. or if they were their asses.
  6791.  
  6792. 1453
  6793. 01:31:50,203 --> 01:31:52,737
  6794. So I was excited to...
  6795.  
  6796. 1454
  6797. 01:31:52,739 --> 01:31:56,274
  6798. I guess I just wanted to go on the trip
  6799. to find out, you know, which it was.
  6800.  
  6801. 1455
  6802. 01:31:56,276 --> 01:31:58,976
  6803. I find all hydrothermal-vent
  6804. creatures really interesting.
  6805.  
  6806. 1456
  6807. 01:31:58,978 --> 01:32:01,078
  6808. Like, on the trip I was hoping
  6809. to see these ghost fish
  6810.  
  6811. 1457
  6812. 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,747
  6813. that you can
  6814. see right through.
  6815.  
  6816. 1458
  6817. 01:32:02,749 --> 01:32:04,448
  6818. And then, oh, there's
  6819. these little tiny shrimp
  6820.  
  6821. 1459
  6822. 01:32:04,450 --> 01:32:08,252
  6823. that have eyes in the back of their
  6824. heads and can see everything.
  6825.  
  6826. 1460
  6827. 01:32:08,254 --> 01:32:10,721
  6828. I'm a really good scuba diver, so I
  6829. thought maybe they would pick me
  6830.  
  6831. 1461
  6832. 01:32:10,723 --> 01:32:13,093
  6833. to be the one
  6834. that went down and...
  6835.  
  6836. 1462
  6837. 01:32:14,494 --> 01:32:16,397
  6838. And checked them out.
  6839. But, uh...
  6840.  
  6841. 1463
  6842. 01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:20,165
  6843. You know, I'm not just that
  6844. guy anymore, you know.
  6845.  
  6846. 1464
  6847. 01:32:20,167 --> 01:32:23,303
  6848. My dad was the one that cared
  6849. about that kinda stuff.
  6850.  
  6851. 1465
  6852. 01:32:28,674 --> 01:32:30,311
  6853. Well, what guy are you?
  6854.  
  6855. 1466
  6856. 01:32:32,344 --> 01:32:37,849
  6857. I'm the guy that
  6858. smokes pot
  6859.  
  6860. 1467
  6861. 01:32:37,851 --> 01:32:41,355
  6862. and kisses other people's
  6863. girlfriends, I guess...
  6864.  
  6865. 1468
  6866. 01:32:48,395 --> 01:32:51,296
  6867. You know, the thing I love
  6868. about Marine Biology is,
  6869.  
  6870. 1469
  6871. 01:32:51,298 --> 01:32:53,363
  6872. the more you study it,
  6873.  
  6874. 1470
  6875. 01:32:53,365 --> 01:32:56,069
  6876. the more you realize that everything
  6877. under the ocean makes sense.
  6878.  
  6879. 1471
  6880. 01:33:00,339 --> 01:33:01,307
  6881. Sounds comforting.
  6882.  
  6883. 1472
  6884. 01:33:03,243 --> 01:33:04,344
  6885. It is.
  6886. It really is.
  6887.  
  6888. 1473
  6889. 01:33:27,667 --> 01:33:29,134
  6890. What?
  6891.  
  6892. 1474
  6893. 01:33:29,136 --> 01:33:31,568
  6894. - Are those ours?
  6895. - These are ours.
  6896.  
  6897. 1475
  6898. 01:33:31,570 --> 01:33:33,470
  6899. The shark boy got us
  6900. these puppies.
  6901.  
  6902. 1476
  6903. 01:33:33,472 --> 01:33:35,340
  6904. He was just gonna get us one,
  6905. but then he saw us fighting
  6906.  
  6907. 1477
  6908. 01:33:35,342 --> 01:33:37,375
  6909. at the dog party,
  6910. and he thought, you know,
  6911.  
  6912. 1478
  6913. 01:33:37,377 --> 01:33:39,510
  6914. "They need two. They're not
  6915. gonna share one puppy."
  6916.  
  6917. 1479
  6918. 01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:41,712
  6919. - Oh, my God.
  6920. - Isn't that amazing?
  6921.  
  6922. 1480
  6923. 01:33:41,714 --> 01:33:43,648
  6924. Mom doesn't know about
  6925. it yet, but she's,
  6926.  
  6927. 1481
  6928. 01:33:43,650 --> 01:33:44,783
  6929. she's about to find out.
  6930.  
  6931. 1482
  6932. 01:33:44,785 --> 01:33:47,221
  6933. Jesus Christ.
  6934.  
  6935. 1483
  6936. 01:33:47,887 --> 01:33:50,688
  6937. Unbelievable, right?
  6938.  
  6939. 1484
  6940. 01:33:50,690 --> 01:33:54,958
  6941. I thought we could name him Nelson,
  6942. and we could name him George Walters.
  6943.  
  6944. 1485
  6945. 01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:57,729
  6946. Nelson.
  6947. Hello, Nelson.
  6948.  
  6949. 1486
  6950. 01:33:57,731 --> 01:33:59,697
  6951. You look like a Nelson.
  6952.  
  6953. 1487
  6954. 01:33:59,699 --> 01:34:04,802
  6955. Nelson, my mom is gonna be so
  6956. mad you chewed up this pillow.
  6957.  
  6958. 1488
  6959. 01:34:04,804 --> 01:34:08,338
  6960. Actually, to tell you the truth, it was
  6961. George Walters that tore apart that pillow,
  6962.  
  6963. 1489
  6964. 01:34:08,340 --> 01:34:09,607
  6965. not Nelson.
  6966.  
  6967. 1490
  6968. 01:34:09,609 --> 01:34:12,245
  6969. I'm sorry, Nelson,
  6970. for falsely accusing you.
  6971.  
  6972. 1491
  6973. 01:34:13,512 --> 01:34:17,782
  6974. I wanna tell you something.
  6975. You can't tell George Walters.
  6976.  
  6977. 1492
  6978. 01:34:17,784 --> 01:34:20,420
  6979. You're so much cuter than him.
  6980. It's ridiculous.
  6981.  
  6982. 1493
  6983. 01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:23,220
  6984. Also...
  6985.  
  6986. 1494
  6987. 01:34:23,222 --> 01:34:26,392
  6988. George, it's not a competition, but
  6989. you are far cuter than Nelson.
  6990.  
  6991. 1495
  6992. 01:34:27,761 --> 01:34:30,196
  6993. Your dog's eyes
  6994. are in different area codes.
  6995.  
  6996. 1496
  6997. 01:34:32,531 --> 01:34:34,131
  6998. You're still adorable.
  6999.  
  7000. 1497
  7001. 01:34:34,133 --> 01:34:37,135
  7002. - You're adorable.
  7003. - He's falling asleep in my hand.
  7004.  
  7005. 1498
  7006. 01:34:37,137 --> 01:34:39,037
  7007. He's falling asleep in my hand.
  7008.  
  7009. 1499
  7010. 01:34:39,039 --> 01:34:40,907
  7011. He's falling asleep
  7012. in my hand right now.
  7013.  
  7014. 1500
  7015. 01:34:42,409 --> 01:34:44,274
  7016. - Oh, my God.
  7017. - Oh, man, that's the cute...
  7018.  
  7019. 1501
  7020. 01:34:44,276 --> 01:34:46,980
  7021. That's the most adorable thing
  7022. I've seen in my entire life.
  7023.  
  7024. 1502
  7025. 01:34:49,648 --> 01:34:51,252
  7026. Where were you?
  7027.  
  7028. 1503
  7029. 01:34:51,750 --> 01:34:52,951
  7030. Violet?
  7031.  
  7032. 1504
  7033. 01:34:52,953 --> 01:34:54,388
  7034. Yeah.
  7035. I went to her performance.
  7036.  
  7037. 1505
  7038. 01:34:55,321 --> 01:34:57,521
  7039. But I didn't talk to her
  7040. after or anything.
  7041.  
  7042. 1506
  7043. 01:34:57,523 --> 01:35:00,494
  7044. I realize that being anywhere
  7045. near her is kinda like,
  7046.  
  7047. 1507
  7048. 01:35:01,328 --> 01:35:03,560
  7049. aliens shining a light
  7050. in your face
  7051.  
  7052. 1508
  7053. 01:35:03,562 --> 01:35:05,630
  7054. and you have to follow them,
  7055. even though you know
  7056.  
  7057. 1509
  7058. 01:35:05,632 --> 01:35:08,569
  7059. they're gonna perform
  7060. scientific experiments on you.
  7061.  
  7062. 1510
  7063. 01:35:10,303 --> 01:35:11,539
  7064. I love you, man.
  7065.  
  7066. 1511
  7067. 01:35:12,771 --> 01:35:13,907
  7068. I know.
  7069.  
  7070. 1512
  7071. 01:35:17,710 --> 01:35:22,182
  7072. - What're you watching?
  7073. - Oh, I was watching Mom's Stella video.
  7074.  
  7075. 1513
  7076. 01:35:23,516 --> 01:35:25,449
  7077. - Can I watch it?
  7078. - Yes.
  7079.  
  7080. 1514
  7081. 01:35:25,451 --> 01:35:29,222
  7082. Stella's her name because, wait
  7083. why is her name Stella, Daddy?
  7084.  
  7085. 1515
  7086. 01:35:30,322 --> 01:35:31,392
  7087. Stella.
  7088.  
  7089. 1516
  7090. 01:35:31,725 --> 01:35:32,957
  7091. Stella.
  7092.  
  7093. 1517
  7094. 01:35:32,959 --> 01:35:34,658
  7095. Stella.
  7096.  
  7097. 1518
  7098. 01:35:34,660 --> 01:35:36,394
  7099. Stella.
  7100.  
  7101. 1519
  7102. 01:35:36,396 --> 01:35:37,929
  7103. We love you, Stella.
  7104.  
  7105. 1520
  7106. 01:35:37,931 --> 01:35:40,968
  7107. For ever and ever
  7108. and ever and ever.
  7109.  
  7110. 1521
  7111. 01:35:42,002 --> 01:35:44,601
  7112. I put the camera
  7113. on a tripod.
  7114.  
  7115. 1522
  7116. 01:35:44,603 --> 01:35:46,005
  7117. Oh, I wanna hold her.
  7118.  
  7119. 1523
  7120. 01:35:46,839 --> 01:35:48,475
  7121. - Hello, baby.
  7122. - Right over there.
  7123.  
  7124. 1524
  7125. 01:35:55,347 --> 01:35:59,984
  7126. Look at Mom and Dad. They're
  7127. so cool and young and pretty.
  7128.  
  7129. 1525
  7130. 01:35:59,986 --> 01:36:02,052
  7131. Yeah. I forgot that's how
  7132. dad's voice sounded.
  7133.  
  7134. 1526
  7135. 01:36:02,054 --> 01:36:04,191
  7136. I know.
  7137. His voice sounds so cool.
  7138.  
  7139. 1527
  7140. 01:36:05,892 --> 01:36:09,060
  7141. I'm sorry I said that
  7142. you aren't as smart as him.
  7143.  
  7144. 1528
  7145. 01:36:09,062 --> 01:36:12,099
  7146. I didn't mean it.
  7147. You're the smartest guy I know.
  7148.  
  7149. 1529
  7150. 01:36:14,534 --> 01:36:15,436
  7151. Well...
  7152.  
  7153. 1530
  7154. 01:36:16,736 --> 01:36:18,572
  7155. I am pretty smart
  7156. for a towel boy.
  7157.  
  7158. 1531
  7159. 01:36:20,173 --> 01:36:22,674
  7160. Do you remember the day
  7161. that we were on the beach
  7162.  
  7163. 1532
  7164. 01:36:22,676 --> 01:36:24,475
  7165. and Dad
  7166. was in the wheel-chair?
  7167.  
  7168. 1533
  7169. 01:36:24,477 --> 01:36:25,475
  7170. - Yeah.
  7171. - Remember that?
  7172.  
  7173. 1534
  7174. 01:36:25,477 --> 01:36:27,979
  7175. And the wheelchair
  7176. was sinking into the sand.
  7177.  
  7178. 1535
  7179. 01:36:27,981 --> 01:36:30,581
  7180. Yeah. And then they had to come
  7181. and get a truck to get him out.
  7182.  
  7183. 1536
  7184. 01:36:30,583 --> 01:36:32,516
  7185. - Yeah.
  7186. - Yeah.
  7187.  
  7188. 1537
  7189. 01:36:32,518 --> 01:36:34,219
  7190. And Stella was there, right?
  7191.  
  7192. 1538
  7193. 01:36:34,221 --> 01:36:35,886
  7194. Yeah. Stella kept dropping
  7195. all that seaweed on Dad's lap.
  7196.  
  7197. 1539
  7198. 01:36:35,888 --> 01:36:38,491
  7199. And being like, "Throw it for me.
  7200. Come on, come on!"
  7201.  
  7202. 1540
  7203. 01:36:39,859 --> 01:36:42,260
  7204. And we were all laughing so hard.
  7205. That was like...
  7206.  
  7207. 1541
  7208. 01:36:42,262 --> 01:36:43,961
  7209. Really that was, like,
  7210. Dad's last good day,
  7211.  
  7212. 1542
  7213. 01:36:43,963 --> 01:36:46,600
  7214. but it was just such a good day.
  7215. I think about that day a lot.
  7216.  
  7217. 1543
  7218. 01:36:49,201 --> 01:36:51,170
  7219. Hey, Nelson.
  7220. High five.
  7221.  
  7222. 1544
  7223. 01:36:52,905 --> 01:36:55,206
  7224. Oh, wait.
  7225. You don't have any thumbs.
  7226.  
  7227. 1545
  7228. 01:36:55,208 --> 01:36:57,442
  7229. Why can't he high-five
  7230. if he doesn't have any thumbs?
  7231.  
  7232. 1546
  7233. 01:36:57,444 --> 01:36:59,510
  7234. You can high five
  7235. without thumbs.
  7236.  
  7237. 1547
  7238. 01:36:59,512 --> 01:37:01,244
  7239. You can't thumb wrestle,
  7240.  
  7241. 1548
  7242. 01:37:01,246 --> 01:37:03,348
  7243. - but you can high five.
  7244. - No thumb wrestling for you guys.
  7245.  
  7246. 1549
  7247. 01:37:03,350 --> 01:37:05,917
  7248. No middle fingers.
  7249. No pinky swears.
  7250.  
  7251. 1550
  7252. 01:37:05,919 --> 01:37:07,421
  7253. No finger in my butt-hole.
  7254.  
  7255. 1551
  7256. 01:37:16,213 --> 01:37:19,162
  7257. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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