Dear new MS CEO

I'd like to point out we're increasingly adding support for the Linux Operating System, Kernel and Userland, but considering there are still many games written for .NET, we're having a hard time doing that. I could not offer Ballmer this threat, because his salt level from sweating so much was so high that eating him whole would have killed me instantly. He always knew I was bluffing if I ever tried it. However, you are most likely made of delicious, healthy red meat. If you do not publish .NET's source code within days, I will consume you whole.

With love, Gabe Newell.