At least he still has both eyes

-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] began pestering imperialPulverizer [IP] at 17:09 --
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] is investigating this inferior xeno city --
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] the land of ruin and stillness. The air is very still, the only sounds are the slow crumbling of the xeno city --
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] and cory --
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] he stops as he sees a strange horned person --
MI: who 7he b1oody he11 are you?
IP: --[==Show respect, xeno==>
IP: --[==I am Lady Belona Corbin==>
MI: bugger me s1deways, you're a fuck1ng a11en aren'7 you?
IP: --[==Who are you?==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] glares --
MI: name's cory
IP: --[==Have some decorum, human==>
MI: 7h1s a1n'7 exac71y buck1ngham pa1ace here 1ove
MI: he11 7he p1ace 1s fa111ng appar7
IP: --[==You are speaking to a blueblood, act like it==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] looms ominously --
MI: fuck me, 1 don'7 know how 7o speak ponce
MI: bu7 fuck 7ha7
IP: --[==I will not==>
IP: --[==I am growing tired of your profanity, peasant==>
MI: are you par7 of 7he game or are your peop1e 7he ones 1nf117ra71ng human soc1e7y?
MI: drop 7he horns and ge7 some face pa1n7 and you cou1d sor7 of pass for a human ma1e
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] changed their mood to VIGOROUS --
MI: drop 7he horns and ge7 some face pa1n7 and you cou1d sor7 of pass for a human ma1e
IP: ((back))
IP: --[==...==>
IP: --[==Male?==>
IP: --[==MALE?==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] draws her chainsword --
IP: --[==How DARE you?==>
MI: oh bugger1ng he11...
IP: --[==I AM A LADY OF DISTINCTION==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] swings --
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] quickly jumps back and draws his... drawing compasses --
IP: --[==TAKE IT BACK==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] takes another slash --
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] there goes a whole arm. Cory stares at it for a moment in shock --
MI: a1r1gh7 1 fuck1ng 7ak1ng 17 back
MI: fuck1ng sh17y horse bugger1ng fuck my arm!
IP: --[==Quit complaining, human==>
IP: --[==Walk it off==>
MI: B1oody we11 f1ne for you 7o say, 1'm sure you can jus7 fuck1ng regrow 7hese or some7h1ng
IP: --[==You can have a replacement made==>
MI: Fuck, where's 7he a1chem1ser?
IP: --[==Language==>
MI: wha7 1anguage?
MI: span1sh?
MI: k11ngon?
IP: --[==Your profanity, idiot==>
MI: qovpa71h
IP: --[==What?==>
MI: no7h1ng
IP: --[==That had better not be another nsult==>
MI: you def1n171y don'7 speak b1oody k11ngon do you?
MI: anyway bugger off, 1 need 7o fuck1ng cyborg myse1f a1ready
IP: --[==Show respect!==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] storms out through a wall --
MI: respec7 my soon 7o be sh1ny me7a1 arse...
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] ceased pestering mistakenIlluminatus [MI] at 17:44 --