Superheroes

Huh!? You admire superheroes?
Don't you understand what superheroes are like?

Superheroes live to stop people from achieving their hopes and dreams, y'know?
They immediately attack people in groups because they don't have any friends themselves, y'know?
They're all short-tempered and say stuff like, "Now I'm mad!" and "I won't forgive you!" and laugh, y'know?
They're lazy people who'll run away once the other guy starts fighting back, y'know?

They're willing to use weapons even if they're fighting someone who is alone or unarmed, y'know?
They're always the winner, so they don't know what it's like to have a weakling's worries, y'know?
And they like to wear flashy costumes, y'know?
Which means they're all a bunch of smart, good-looking, violent, stubborn elitists who don't have many friends.
Do you really wanna admire people like that?