Muscle Fish Fighter! [Lupa/Lemy][/tlvg/]

Lupa sat on the window sill, smoking a cigarette while she waited. What was she waiting for? The stomping footsteps were related to that, just like she was. She smiled as she took the cigarette, ground it out, and put it into the pack. The door flew open.

“What the hell are you doing in my room, Lupa!?” Lemy shouted, huffing and panting.

Lupa had a habit of appearing where she was unwanted. She had seen Lemy riding his bike around so she had headed for his house and snuck in.

“Not much, Lems. Didn’t find your porn mags.” Lupa said with a shrug as she stood up. “I was just appreciating the view.”

“Y-yeah? Well, get out! If you want to hang out with me, you need to ask.” Lemy said, exasperated.

“But I don’t want to hang out with you, Lemy.” Lupa said as she approaches her cousin or whatever.

“Then what do you want to do?” Lemy responded, Lupa was standing about a foot away now.

“You don’t know?” Lupa said as she leaned in, her tongue swiping her plush lips.

“N-no.” Lemy stammered.

“... Let’s play Muscle Fish Fighter.” Lupa said, disappointment masked by a tone of cynicism.

“Yeah, sure! I just unlocked the whole roster.” Lemy said, excited at the prospect.

Lemy ran downstairs and Lupa followed behind. Lemy was talking about how Lyra never wanted to play video games, but Lupa was just surveying the house. Empty.

“Lyra’s out?” Lupa asked innocently.

“Yeah, she’s teaching some kid music. Sucker.” Lemy said as he wedged the cartridge into the system.

“Really? I thought Lyra was pretty good, didn’t she win like an award in the high school stuff.” She said as she picked up a Madcatz.

“Something like that, but her music taste sucks and she’s not fun as a teacher.” Lemy said as he flipped a switch.

“I guess. So, we’re alone?” Lupa said.

“Oh no, my mom is just crashing in her room right now.” Lemy said.

“It’s like 3.” Lupa said.

“It’s how she is after a tour.” Lemy shrugged.

That’s cool, I guess.” Lupa says as the tv screen yells ‘Muscle Fish Fighter Turbo Maximum Mix’. They were both sitting on the floor to have a better view.

“Yeah, it’s good having her home. Lyra doesn’t say it, but she likes it too.” He said.

Lupa nods wordlessly as they pick characters. Lemy picks Muscle Fish, obviously, and Lupa picks Mermaider. The characters appear in a toxic waste dump stage.

“Ugh. Quit it, Lupa. Quit stun-locking me.” Lemy said to Lupa, as Mermaider spat acid from her mouth.

“What? Just block.” Lupa said as she kept mashing her side C button.

“I can’t when you spam like that.” Lemy said between gritted teeth.

“Git gud, chump.” Lupa responded.

“There! Got it! Just gonna pick you up and... Suplex!” Lemy said as he escaped the lock and was able to initiate a grapple.

“Really!? I’m stunned!” Lupa said incredulously.

“Sucks, doesn’t it?” Lemy jeered.

“Whatever...” Lupa sulked as her character leapt away.

“Can’t get away that easy!” Lemy said as he let loose a full-screen ultimate, Muscle Fish shooting a jet of water across the screen to finish Lupa off.

“Fuck!” Lupa huffed as she stood up.

“Wait, where are you going? We have another round in the match.” Lemy asked.

“Just exit out. I want a new character.” Lupa said as she walked to the kitchen.

“Ugh...” Lemy whined as he did so.

Lupa got a cup down from the cupboard and got some water from the fridge. She composed herself a bit and then headed back to the living room. She exaggerated her movements just a bit more as she approached, just a little more hip swing, just a bit more bounce.

She found Lemy was just flicking between Muscle Fish and Muscle Fish Jr., they had the same move set, just different color palettes from her experience. Limited as that was.

Lupa picked up her controller by bending over and then stood back up. She walked behind Lemy and sat behind him. Her legs wrapping around his hips.

“What’re you-“ Lemy began before Lupa draped her arms over his shoulders.

“Get ready for round two.” Lupa whispered into his ear.

Lupa hit start immediately. Muscle Fish Jr. and Angelfish were standing on a cityscape stage together. Lupa dashes in quick and launches into a combo. Her arms tightening around Lemy, pressing her torso to his back.

“W-wait, hey! I wasn’t ready.” Lemy complained as he felt an unexpected softness on his back.

“No can do. Gotta get this combo off.” Lupa said dead pan.

“Isn’t this kind of weird?” Lemy said as the Lupa’s slight body shifted.

“You’re the one making it weird. Now fight back.” Lupa said as she wrapped tighter around the younger boy.

Lemy gritted his teeth, he knew when he was being picked on. If Lupa wanted to play dirty, he could too! He dropped the controller to the ground.

“What’re you-?” Lupa started just as Lemy threw his hands back and started to tickle Lupa. “Ha hahaha! Stop it! Stop it! Hehe!”

“Are you gonna stop?” Lemy said, continuing his attack.

“Not on your life!” Lupa shouted as she rolled her hips, knocking Lemy to the ground and sitting on top of him in one motion.