random stuff from different threads

>>25362395
>Moon and Watame finish a 4 hour Ringfit collab
>they decide to hold a contest to see who smells worse
>you have to judge based on 2 criteria: smell and taste
>hear a faint yet audible moan from them as you do
>Moona says to smell her other pit that its probably worse than Watame's
>Watame says she can still feel sweat running down the back of her thighs and that she cant imagine how sweaty her buttcrack is
>Moona gives a sly smile and tells you there's only one way to find out
>before you know it they're both standing in front of you naked telling you to sniff their entire bodies that one or two parts isn't fair

(not mine) new covid policy
"おはようございます

As you might already know, the Covid-19 virus is an immediate threat to public health and safety. New studies have shown that the second the virus enters the infected individual, it starts making specific changes to the body. Namely the sweat glands and in the bowels of an individual. Ir produces chemicals that have a very distinct smell that can be used for early detection. Certain individuals have a genetic gift to be able to detect that scent. It just so happens that i'm one of them. And such, Cover Corp. has hired me to look after their most beloved employees - You. よろしく.

My job will involve going around and making sure none of you are infected. I shall perform multiple smell tests each day of these specific areas
-The armpits
-The area around the anus
-The feet
-The area below your ears

If by chance you have recently done any physical activity or feel the need to pass gas, alert me immediately. It greatly increases the chances of detecting the virus if present in your body and I will do a thorough aroma chemical analysis with my nose.

I'll be passing along documents that give you more detailed instructions. ありがとうございました "
>>25359652
>ywn have Cover set up big 3D Ringfit collab
>then tell them symptoms are much more prevalent after physical activity
>each Holo must come to your office individually after the collab
>>25359829
It's torture. Imagine being able to tell where each one was standing, because they were stuck in a small cramped room without ventilation. You could literally tell which parts of each girls bodies bumped into which girls by the residual smell. But only if you're an expert, because it would be almost overpowered by the absolutely potent reeking odor of the one standing in-front of you, drenched in sweat and adrenaline from head to toes.
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>>25322573
imagine
>getting into a threesome with a 3 days unwashed Coco and Kanata in her small 30°c closet
>you are forced to peel off their adidas due to the copious amounts of dried sweat
>Coco forces you to peel off her and Kanata's panties with your teeth
>tell you if you're going to fuck them you have to bathe them first with your tongue
>for your reward they put each put their panties over your face like a mask then spread each others holes invitingly telling you to take your pick
>a race to not pass out from the stench of their bodies but also please them so you don't get bullied by /hlg/ for cumming early