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Anons Fancy Pants part 3 (Sorry clop is coming soon)

Jan 18th, 2013
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  1. >Fleur paces around the kitchen impatiently.
  2. >“Its half past noon and the biped is still sleeping.”
  3. >A letter from Fancy was delivered this morning, it had some very detailed instructions inside.
  4. >“Come on Anon we have a busy day today….”
  5. >She stops pacing as the door chimes sound.
  6. >“Well no time to be gentle then…”
  7.  
  8. >Anons is knocked out of his peaceful rest as the door to his room explodes inward, ponies and music flood into the room.
  9. >Shrieking Anon pulls the covers over his naked form.
  10. >A light blue pony with a white mane and weird red sun glasses stands before him.
  11. >“I…… Photo Finish…have arrived.”
  12. >Anon looks around the room at all the oddly dressed ponies.
  13. “What’s going on? What are you doing in my room?”
  14. >Photo Finish strikes a pose on top of a briefcase.
  15. >“Making… da magics!” She slaps the briefcase with her hoof and a camera pops out.
  16. >Two of the other ponies grab the bed sheets with there teeth and tear them off, leaving Anon desperately trying to cover himself with his hands.
  17. >The camera flashes.
  18. >“Hold zat pose!”
  19. >Anon turns to grab some pillows.
  20. >Another flash.
  21. >“Yes yes zat is perfect!”
  22. >Anon starts struggling over the pillows as the two ponies try taking them from him.
  23. >The cameras flash blinds Anon and he loses the pillows.
  24. >“Woonderbar!”
  25. >Photo Finish takes one more shot before kicking the camera back into its case.
  26. >“Ve have vhat ve need!“ Photo Finish poses dramatically again. “I go!”
  27. >She rushes out the door followed close behind by her two flunkies.
  28. >The music fades away as they exit the building.
  29. >Anon, still shocked, sits naked on the bed as Fleur walks in.
  30. >“Sorry about that. Photo can be pretty eccentric…. Would you like some breakfast?”
  31. >Anon stares at her dumbly before he notices her eyes trailing down his naked body and quickly covers up.
  32. >Rolling her eyes Fleur sighs and throws him some clothes.
  33. >“My bath robe. Don’t walk around in my spare sheets or towels.”
  34. >Finding it too awkward to wear Anon ties it around himself.
  35. “So what was that? I thought Fancy was starting things off with group activities…”
  36. >Fleur laughs and shakes her head.
  37. >“No…Fancy doesn’t like to share his toys…..no offence.”
  38. “None taken. Mind if I take a shower first?”
  39. >“Make it quick. There‘s a pony coming to fix your main then a griffon is coming to talk about your diet and once Photo has your clothes delivered we‘re hitting the spa.”
  40. “She’s making my clothes?”
  41. >“Mostly just designing them and only your dating clothes at that. Your every day clothes will be made by someone else.”
  42. “Date clothes?”
  43. >“Yes Fancy isn’t wasting any time. I have to get you primp and ready for your first date. Tonight.”
  44. “Oh” Anons eyes open wide. Visions of what Fancy has planned dance through his head.
  45. >The rest of the day is a blur of frantic activity. Anon barely had time to scarf down some eggs and toast before a pony showed up to style his hair, cutting it down from its long tangled mess to a manageable size.
  46. >The griffon was a butcher and mostly just questioned what types of meat Anon preferred.
  47. >Then the clothes came in. Coats, pants, shirts, vests, ties, suits, robes almost everything Anon would ever need.. No underwear though and the closest thing they had to a shoe were sandals…they would have to do for now.
  48. >With warm clothes happily worn Anon and Fleur made there way to the Canterlot spa.
  49. >After a hoof message (better then he expected) and having his nails cleaned Anon and Fleur relax in a hot tub.
  50. >“Hmmm such a nice day to be out at the spa.”
  51. “First spa trip for me. That was a lot better then I thought it was going to be.
  52. >“Hm hmm you’ll have to come here with me again then. It’s so nice and refreshing”
  53. >Anon leans back and stares up at the roof.
  54. “What should I expect at tonight’s…..date?”
  55. >“Hmm well you’re going to a restaurant, the Eagles Nest, it’s a very upscale diner that serves meat. it’s a family run business and from what I hear the service is quite nice.”
  56. “I really don’t know much about fancy dining.”
  57. >“That’s alright it should- just be you and Fancy. I doubt he‘s going to hold lack of experience against you.”
  58. “Well what….what will he expect of me?”
  59. >“Well I don’t know anonymous. Fancy Pants is a strange stallion. Entertainment maybe?”
  60. “Entertainment?”
  61. >“Look Anonymous I don’t know if he’s going to throw you over a table and rut you. He probably won’t but still…”
  62. >Sighing Anon sinks lower into the bath.
  63. “I don’t know if I can do it…”
  64. >“Anon you’ll be fine. Probably.”
  65. “I hope so”
  66. >The rest of there spa day is spent in silence.
  67.  
  68. >Getting back home Fleur finds a letter on the kitchen table.
  69. >“Hey Anon! Looks like Fancy picked out your ensemble for the date. Should be laid out on your bed.”
  70. >Walking into his room Anon gasps as he sees what’s on his bed.
  71. >Fleur trots in curious to see what Fancy has chosen.
  72. “Why…why does it have a collar?”
  73. >“A collar?”
  74. “A collar.”
  75. >“Hmm that’s new. Well get dressed you’ve got to be ready to go in less then an hour.”
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