Spamton helltactular adventure part 5

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #882
part 1: https://pastebin.com/nw60Lzni
part 2: https://pastebin.com/FMkUmrxC
part 3: https://pastebin.com/DpCXBPcT
part 4: https://pastebin.com/2Fg9k4xR
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Refusal route start
>Your name is Spamton G. Spamton
>It's been a week since your meeting with the princess
>You were as usual situated in your office near the center of the city
>You were still [USE ICY HOT TO DULL THE PAIN] over your rejection
>But in that time you've been able to finally work out the kinks in your Tasque Managers and your spamling swarm has grown large enough to [MY HUSBAND IS SPYING ON ME]
>You've also been doing a little bit of expanding your knowledge and experimenting more with your magic
>You believed you were more prepared than ever before
>Especially when assassins keep breaking into your office
>It was always fun to see the fear when [MAKE A MISTAKE? USE WHITE OUT TO GLOSS REMOVE THEM]
>You've been cooped up in your chair for a while so you decided to take a small walk over to the very large windows to observe your little slice of paradise
>The sky split and sirens screamed
>You had a bad feeling about this
>What looked to be [ANGELS] poured out from the [WOUND] in the sky
>In your city
>[ANGELS] who began to [TAKE YOUR COWS DOWN TO OUR SLAUGHTERHOUSE]
>You saw [R̴̼͚̱͎̰͂̈͗̓̃̂̔̀̄̓͑͝ͅË̴͖͈̝͕́͛̏̉̓͆͜Ḑ̴̗̖͈̀̋̓͊̈́͠]
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>You were already in a dive with the pieces of your window falling around you before realized what you were doing
>As if responding to your will swarms of spamlings rose up out of the city to meet the invaders
>Hundreds of thousands of them
>Most would be destroyed but they'd bog down the invaders long enough to let you [PEST ERADICATION]
>The patrolling Tasques could finish the stragglers who made it through
>All of these thoughts ran though your head in less than a second as your NEO armor formed and jerk you around
>You accelerated even more into your dive before sharply turning up towards the massive cloud of spamlings
>Magic formed at the edge of your wings as you dove through the clump
>Lines of bullets bisected the cloud hitting angels and the unfortunate spamlings who couldn't get out of the way fast enough
>Dozens of angels fell limply towards the city below
>You came around for another pass when the [FALSE ANGELS] seemed to wise up and bunched in large groups to push out
>One was lined perfect for you to [GET A STRIKE EVERYTIME WITH OUR BRAND NEW BOWLING BALL]
>Your laser shone brightly as it disintegrated the lot in front of you
>It was clear this massive furball wouldn't last any longer to you willed your [MINIONS] to begin making formations
>Tendrils of spamlings shooting pipis flowed after the breaking [EXTERMINATORS]
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>You yourself was going after one of the larger breakaways
>Nearly a hundred in total
>You laughed
>You hand turned into a wicked claw
>Sharp and long taloned
>It lanced out and tore a line of them in half
>You halted to a stop in front of the [INVADERS]
>Your cannon lobbing pipi after pipis like a machine gun
>They charged straight through your fire in hopes of impaling you on their spears
>Dozens fell in their mad dash
>their tenacity was somewhat rewarded
>They did reach you
>But they couldn't put a scratch on you as you shifted your cannon back to a hand and tore the spear form the first ones grip and impaled him with it
>Then you were in the thick of it
>Your superior mobility allowing you to easily parry and dodge every attempt at your life
>You tore them in half, crushed them and sliced them to ribbons
>Soon the group was just you and and one [ANGEL]
>So you took it's soul
>A tiny shattered golden one that glowed white through the cracks and missing pieces
>Your wings shifted to feathers
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>You've never felt so [A̷̢̧̙̪̫̹͇̜̫͖̰̫͆̈́͛̽̌͆͒̉̐͗͘L̶̡̛̻̻̯͇̺̜̯̬̤̽́͠Î̵̧̞̞̫̪̝̺̹͑̀ͅV̵͉̓͗͊̀͑̋͋̇̆̑Ę̶̨̞̳̮̦͕͍̰͓̭͈͓̌͐͋̉͑̋̀͊͘̚͘͝ͅ]
>Like pure energy coursed through your being
>You took a small moment to take stock
>Some of the citizens were fighting back with the Tasque Managers and the Spamlings were hounding the stragglers
>The sky pulsed
>Another wave was just starting to spew out of the [LESHION]
>Hundreds of lances were pointed towards you and more continued to force their way out of it
>You began to laugh to yourself and prepared for another wave
>This was so much [FUN FOR ALL AGES]
>When you were done there would be nothing but brackish blood and torn flesh
>Your rattling laughter echoed over the city
>Your [Hyperlink BlockȄ̵̜̫͓̝̹̳̜̈́d] increases