The Deadbeat biker gang (Public)

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>Be anon
>And you are currently a Sargent in the The The Lost biker gang
>And currently you are robbing a liquor store with one of your soldiers who's name you know is Elvis
>"Anon keep him down"You hear Elvis yell as he jumps the counter
"Whatever" is all you say as you grab the shirt of the store attendant and yank him over the counter
>As he lands on the ground you pull him up your mask covered face
"Okay buddy if you plan on walking out of here today then I would suggest you listening to us"
>"Please please don't hurt me"he says to you in a scared Nigerian voice
>Quickly growing tired of his whimpering you upholster your 44.magnum and pistol whip him knocking him out
>You drag the unconscious attendant into one of store aisles so no one would notice him or you
>"HOLY SHIT"
>Hearing this you quickly move into action jumping the counter and rounding the corner in seconds
>But instead of seeing a heavily distraught biker you see him carrying a giant safe of some kind
"What the hell happened I thought something went wrong"
>"Chill brother look what I found"
>You take a look at the safe with a questioning look
"What the hell is that?"
>"Hell if I know but it has to have something good"
"Fine whatever we'll open it back at the hideout"
>You both put your loot in the saddlebags of the bikes and speed off
"There better be something good in that safe"you mutter angrily knowing full well that your going to haft to lift that fucking thing.

>After some driving you finally make it to the destination
>The Hideout Saloon...Yes that's it's fucking name
>Truth be told it was a old saloon but it is the gang's favorite hide out
>Pulling into the entrance you are greeted with Andy the gang look out
>"What's that"He says gruffly
"It's something I took from the liquor store"you explain not really giving him any attention
>As you enter the Saloon so you can make the walk to your boss's office
But as you walk you are given many warm welcomes by many fellow gang members as they see you walk past
>After you finally make it to the managers door you knock three times to signal that it was you.
>"Come on in"you hear him say behind the door
>You slowly walk into the office and sit down in the chair by the door
"Yeah it's me captain"
>"....So what do you need anon"
"Well remember that liquor store you told us to rob"
>"Yes?"He said not even looking at you
"We found a safe while we were there"
>"Well....what are you waiting for we keep tools in the garage so open the fucker"
"Okay caption" you say as you walk out of the door


>As you are walking to the garage you see Elvis chatting up some bird
>You walk twords him and you tell him to follow you into the garage
>As you both enter the garage you hear Elvis talking but you ignore him and instead you grab the crowbar on the table
"Elvis could you help me open this thing?"you say as you hand him a chisel and a hammer
>"Sure brother" you hear him reply as he starts to bang on the front of the safe
"Y'know were not brothers right"you say gruffly to him
>"I know"he says as he hits the chisel
"Then could you stop calling me that?"you say as you put the end of the crowbar into the front of the safe
>"But why don't you want me to call you brother"you hear him say as you put as much force as you could mustter on the crowbar
"Because *Sigh* were not really brothers" you say hoping that will satisfy him
>"Of course we are"you hear him say as he drops the tools "the moment you put on that jacket we are more than friends or even neighbors were brothers"he said pointing at you
"Okay man "you say getting back to work at getting this safe open
>"Fuck it" you hear Elvis  say as he kicks the safe as hard as he could
>"Ouch .Ouch.Ouch.Ouch!" Elvis yells as he holds his foot in pain
"What were you expecting" you say trying and failing at holding back a laughing fit
 *Bop*
"Holy shit that actually worked"you say surprised
>Looking inside you see a lot of rubber banned hundred dollar bills and other expensive looking items
>"holy..shit"you hear Elvis say with a bewildered look on his face
>Quickly getting over your own shock you grab the bills and begin counting.
"You gonna help me or not"
>"Oh right sorry" you hear Elvis say as he gets back on his feet


>Sixteen minuets later
>You and Elvis have just finished counting the money
>32,000 in total
>Looking over you see Elvis drooling
"Okay man you helped me get this money so it's only fair"you say earnestly
>Taking out your phone you go to your calculator app and begin crunching numbers
"Okay doing some math on my phone it says that we should both should get 16,000"
>"Holy shit man we should be celebrating"You hear Elvis yell excitedly as you begin to divide the money
>You put your share into a dufflebag as you leave Elvis's share on the table for him to pick up
"Yeah you do that i'm going to hit the town and see what appeals to me"
>"Wait.Wait.Wait.Your not staying" you hear him say sadly
"That's what I just said"
>"Oh well I hope you have fun out there"you hear him say as he walks backwards into the main room with a big grin
>Walking outside you hop on your chopper and rev the engine as you speed down the road without a care in the world

>Three Hours Later
>Be anon
>And currently you are sitting on a park bench with a bottle of gin and a pit of sorrows
>Examining you surroundings you think of how you ended up here in this situation
>You think dark thoughts as you remember all that you done in this lifetime
>You drink to these thoughts
>Wondering if you could actually find peace
>Putting your eyes in your hands you sigh a deep sigh as you envy the dead
>Taking another swig of gin you start to feel it's effects taking hold finally
>In the quiet night you hear a slight chatter and pitter patter of foot steps in the distance
>In your rash druckin curiosity driven mind you think you should see the mysterious noise
>Walking slowly towards the noise and up a hill you see people entering a large warehouse
>After stumbling into the warehouse you are assaulted with many different types of smells
>After a moment or two of stumbling around you see what appears to be a open area with some people inside
>Entering the center you hear someone start yelling random numbers
>"OH 2500 for the little orange one....Going one....Going twice....Sold to the man in the red glasses
>In the still functional part part of your brain not burned out on gin you conclude that this was an auction
>And on taking a closer look it looks like there selling those slave pony things
>"I want one" is all you say as you take another swig of the gin you still had clenched in your hand
>The next one that came out looked really nice
>"Alright boys and girls this a very special pony as you all can see"The auctioneer said while petting it's blond maine while also pointing at it's eyes.
>"So were gonna start at 500"
>Instinctively you raise your hand to place a bid
>"Alright 500 to the...to the scary looking biker"
>Looking around you see that no one else was taking the bid and you also see some of the ponies looking at there blond friend in sympathy
>"Sold the biker"He exclaimed as you drunkenly walk to the stage
>you drunkenly walk on the stage to collect your prize
>"Hey buddy you need cash up front"you hear the auctioneer say as he opens his palm
>Opening your dufflebag you pull out a large amount of money not even caring if you got the wrong amount
>"Anyway buddy here's a leash and a collar so enjoy"you don't even resister what he said as you drunkenly grab the stuff and leave the warehouse.
>After a slow walk you make it to your bike
>As you sit back on the bench you throw up behind the bench and promptly passed out

*Ring*
>You groan as you start to awaken
>You feel pain in your head from your late night drinking
>You also feel the sun shining in your eyes as you slowly open them.

*Ring*
>Not even bothering of getting off your back you answer your phone
"...hello..."Is all you say as it is to painful to talk
>"Anon it's me"
"Yeah captain...what do you want"You say as you bring your fingers to your eyes
>"Anon where the hell are you...Are you hungover?"
".....maybe...how'd you know"you say as you turn on your side hoping to get the sun out of your eyes
>"It doesn't matter just get back here I have another job for you"
"I'll be there captain...just give a few hours"you say as you hang up
>You should probably make your way there before something else happens
>Slowly but surly you make you way back to your feet
>You feel very sore and hung over as you stand
>looking behind the bench you see your bike
>As you get next to it you see a leash tied to the handle bar
>Looking at the leash you follow it to where the leash lead
>Then You see something very confusing
>A sleeping pony or if you prefer a slave pony
>Quickly getting over your confusion you decide to check your pockets to see if you did something regrettable last night
>As you empty out your pockets you see a paper with writing on it
>Taking the paper in your hand you read hoping to find answers.
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Proof of purchase
Anon (That was what it said on his jacket anyway)
One healthy pony mare
500.00
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"Son of a bitch"



"Why does this shit only happen to me"you say while You stuff your belongings back into your pockets
>But then you see her starting to wake up and raise her head towards you
>What the hell am I going to do with a slave
>You could probably keep her at the hideout
>"mmmhhh...hello?"
>Doesn't matter now you'll figure it out back at the clubhouse
>"Hello?"
>Better talk to her to calm her down
"Hey there"you say placing your hands in you pockets
>".....what are you going to do to me?"
"I don't really Know"
>"But...then why did you buy me"
"Buying you was more of an accident"
>You hear her say in a saddened tone "Oh"
>You slowly get on your bike as you rub you head in pain
"Hey you should get on"You said gruffly pointing at her hoping that she would follow you
>"Why...where are we going?"
"Doesn't matter now just common"you say hoping to cut this short because your head was still killing you
>She then places her front hooves on your shoulders as she lays her bottom on the seat
>You rev the engine and speed off towards the road
>But one thought stays on your mind as you feel the wind on your face and the hooves on your back
"Why does this shit only happen to me"


>Two hours later
>You have just ran out of gas for your motorcycle
>Looking ahead you see a gas station the lights are turned off but it has a electric sigh saying open
"Hey follow me"you say holding the leash in your hand
>"Okay master"she says defeatedly
>Someone calling you master was weird but it was even weirder when you heard it in this context
"Hey could you stop calling me master it's strange"you say as you approach the door
>"But that's what they told us to call you"you hear her say in a questioning tone
"Well they are not here right now so you can call me anything you want"you say in a smart ass tone
>As you walk in silence you began to think
>You think of how weird this situation had gotten and what fucked up shit happened before last night
>As your mind wonders you soon realize that you didn't ask for her name yet.
"Hey what's your name"you ask curiously
>"Before you took over equestria everypony just called me Derpy"she said in a shy sad tone
>Nearing the entrance to the gas station you see two fuel pumps one was diesel and the other was gasoline
>And when you look inside you see a kid probably in his mid-teens working at the counter
"Hey stay here for a second I gotta get some gas"You say looking at her
>She didn't even acknowledge you instead she just flopped down on her side while petting her tail
>Walking inside you ask the kid for the amount needed for a some gas
>A hundred and fifty dollars including a gas canister
>You took a side note to rob and burn this place down later
>Walking outside with a gas canister you go to one of the pumps and fill it up

>When you are satisfied with the amount of gas you have gotten from the pump you walk back to derpy and tell her to follow you again
>Making your way back to your ride wasn't that hard or interesting to say the least
>You both get back on the bike and into the sitting position
>You start the engine and it roars as you race down the street and towards your clubhouse once again

>Be Elvis
>And you are the best
>You are currently engaged in a high priority pool match with James
>As you see him line up another shot you hear the roar of a motorcycle outside
"Hey James check to see if that is anon he's been gone a while"you say as you rub a tip on your pool stick
>You see him abandon his shot and walk up to a porthole shaped window to look out
>"Yeah it's him alright...and I think he brought himself a friend"As you hear this you form a sly smirk
"So anon finally got himself a woman"you say snarkily
>You slap your knee and yell "YE-HAW" And in doing this you cause some of your brothers to chuckle along side you
>"I wouldn't call it that"you hear him
"Then what would you call it"You ask slightly let down about Anon not getting any tail
>"I would say that it looks like Anon got a new pet"
"Wait..what?"you say surprised as you move next to James to look out the window
"Well I'll be damned"
>"Yup"
>You both walk over to the front door and open it for Anon
"Uhhh hey there anon....what's with the pony"you ask uncertain if your friend has finally lost it
>"I fucking see the way your looking at me"he said while pointing at both of you
"What...i'm just curious where you went last night"you say with a friendly smile hoping to convince him
>"I don't even remember what happened last night or I would tell you"he says with annoyance
>You were going to ask him another question but before you could he asked you his own question.
>"Hey guys could you stall the captain for me I'm going to sleep this hangover off"He says this as he drops the leash in you hand
>"Good luck" is all he said as he rounded a corner
>Looking to your left it seems that James has abandoned you too
>So the only people in the doorway were you and the pony
>"What happens now"
>Looking down you see that the pony just asked you a question
>You get a big smirk as you say
"Welcome to the clubhouse....And are you ready to have some fun"