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- >be Seamus
- >just finished an improptu concert at Red Hall
- >everyone liked it
- >you suppress an urge to play Oh Comely to make them take back their applause
- >taking off the guitar, you hand it back to Keksandra
- >"I expected something danker, but that was a soft 7."
- >glaring intensifies
- "Okay Kekthony Sandratano"
- >she runs off
- >Conrad comes up to you
- >"dude that was tits! Nice job. Did you play in a band."
- "sort of, but I didn't play guitar. I'm more into appreciating art than creating it."
- >"I gotcha. So you see anyone cute?"
- >you look around the room
- >Emily is still in the corner staring at the medusa
- >The sisters are giggling to each other while another girl listens
- >a cute girl walks through the door of the common room
- >cute sailor-esque dress, curly brown pig tails in her hair.
- "Who the hell is that?"
- >"that's Ayunami's sister, Chiyo."
- "Dibs"
- >she could be the groupie you swore you never wanted
- >tfw you'll never listen to records while she asks you why you like songs about Anne Frank and incest
- >conrad starts to protest but remains silent
- >"HEY Huey! Huey! Huey!"
- >a shrill voice reaches your ears
- >Keksandra is yelling and running around looking for someone
- >she grabs your arm
- >"There you are Huey!"
- >staring
- >"your new nickname is Huey. Like Huey Lewis and the News! I named you after the best band ever."
- >you recoil in horror
- >"let's go meet people Huey!"
- >groan
- >she parades you around the room introducing you to other students
- >you stop in front of a tall skinny guy in a greasy shirt and the longest neckbeard you've ever seen
- >"Huey, this is Tyler. He runs the DnD campaign for the dorm. He also has a huge collection of toy soldiers."
- >Tyler clears his throat
- >"Actually, you may call me Teeg. And they're not toy soldiers, they're tabletop miniatures. I specialize in tradi..."
- >that's probably what he said
- >You're too entranced by the crumbs in his beard
- >They float effortlessly in a tangle of matted hair
- >like stars in a picture of space
- >"And that's why I play Warmachine and not pleb-tier Warhammer. Do you game, Seamus?"
- "Uhh, Monopoly?"
- >he stares
- "Okay, well it was great to meet you. I'll hit you up if I want to play DnD sometime."
- >Keksandra moves you to the couch
- >"This is Haruhi. She's an art major."
- >Keksandra points to a girl in short pleated skirt, thigh-highs, and a tight blouse
- >Haruhi shakes your hand
- >"I major in the best porn"
- "What kind of porn is 'the best porn'?"
- >"The best porn is the one that gets you off"
- >majestic
- >Keksandra points to the two other girls on the couch
- >"That's Usagi and Lily. They're super gay."
- >"Super duper gay"
- >they spoke at the same time
- >terrifying
- >you look around for the cute girl, Chiyo.
- >shes up getting a drink
- >is she even legal to drink?
- >let's go find out
- >keksandra grabs your arm
- >"You want me to introduce you to Chiyo? She's a freshman too."
- "Why are you being so nice to me?"
- >"You got dubs. I have to respect the dubs."
- >this tiny meme-addicted child could teach you a few things
- >but for now, time to talk to a girl
- "Lead the way"
- >she takes your hand and leads you to the Chiyo
- >right as you get next to her, Keksandra taps her on the shoulder
- >"Have you met Seamus?"
- >she runs off
- >bitch
- >"Hi Seamus, I'm I'm Chiyo."
- >her voice is soft and angelic
- "H-hi. Did you c-catch my song?"
- >spaghetti is in your pockets
- >"You were the one playing? You had just finished when I got here."
- "Y-yeah. Keksandra convinced me to play."
- >"Who?"
- >goddammit
- "The small girl running around here, somewhere. It's not important."
- >palms soaked
- >will Chuck steal your spaghetti for pasta night?
- "What kind of music do you like?"
- >"Whatever's on the radio, at a comfortable volume
- >screams internally
- >she sees your displeasure and starts giggling
- >"Only joking. I like like emo mostly. With a little bit of punk on top."
- "My Chemical Romance emo or American Football emo?"
- >"American Football is pleb-tier. I like Sunny Day Real Estate."
- >more sweating
- >more spaghetti
- >is your nose bleeding
- >shes giggling again
- >"I don't suppose you're called a pleb very often Mr. Seamus?"
- "I pride myself on having an extra-obnoxious opinion about music."
- >"Well maybe you can show me your record collection sometime."
- "Only if I can see your art collection."
- >"Oh you wouldn't like my art. I'm not very good."
- >she blushes and looks down
- >now shes the one with spaghetti
- >too fucking cute
- "I doubt that very much. What do you draw?"
- >"Cute things."
- "I like cute things, like you."
- >she goes red
- >you go red
- >spaghetti fills the room
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