weird dream

[3:36 AM] raven: @Refa @Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy  this is gonna sound creepy. I had a dream involving you two
[3:36 AM] Refa: haha
[3:37 AM] raven: Basically we were all research assistants and I gave my office to some kid
[3:37 AM] raven: Anyway refa wanted to move out of our office into an apartment
[3:37 AM] raven: Batter stood in our office
[3:37 AM] raven: So anyway refa was fucking his girlfriend then he stopped
[3:37 AM] raven: (... yes)
[3:37 AM] Refa: hahahaha
[3:37 AM] raven: So then he came out
[3:37 AM] Jedi: lmao
[3:38 AM] raven: And we were like cool lets get our spears and shields
[3:38 AM] raven: So like I fought you
[3:38 AM] Jedi: Raven are your meds like doing something
[3:38 AM] raven: Then I jumped behind you in a mirror and beat you
[3:38 AM] Refa: NO
[3:38 AM] raven: And like
[3:38 AM] Refa: DEFEATED BY AN INFERIOR BEING
[3:38 AM] raven: Then you lost your kegs
[3:38 AM] Refa: kegs?
[3:38 AM] raven: And became attached to me
[3:38 AM] raven: Legs
[3:38 AM] Jedi: Wait what the fu
[3:38 AM] raven: So we were like
[3:38 AM] raven: FUCK
[3:38 AM] Refa: hahaha
[3:39 AM] raven: And we went to @Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy to fix it
[3:39 AM] raven: And his idea was shit
[3:39 AM] Refa: as usual
[3:39 AM] raven: But we went with it
[3:39 AM] Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy: :lemonbot:
[3:39 AM] raven: And refa had this weird ball seed thing attached to his head with his legs
[3:39 AM] raven: And it was floaty and wanted to defy gravity and at the same time come back to him
[3:39 AM] raven: So we teleported to a dungeon
[3:40 AM] raven: With refa detached
[3:40 AM] Jedi: "We have a word for this... Tuesday"
[3:40 AM] raven: At this point refa is magnetized to my back
[3:40 AM] raven: So we teleported to a Zelda esque dungeon
[3:40 AM] raven: And we had a lot of issues getting into it
[3:40 AM] raven: Because it required that ball seed thing
[3:41 AM] raven: Also refa your parents weren't willing to pay rent I forgot about thay
[3:41 AM] Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy: what
lemonbot3
[3:41 AM] raven: And somehow there were like clay enemies and shit everywhere
[3:41 AM] Jedi: what
lemonbot4
[3:41 AM] raven: There were like 50 things going on but this was the main thing
[3:41 AM] raven: Anyway we go into the dungeon
[3:41 AM] raven: We meet my irl friend Alex who I know thanks to actual grad school
[3:42 AM] raven: And we kinda play around in the dungeon
[3:42 AM] raven: Then refa gets his legs back
[3:42 AM] Refa: thanks mom
[3:42 AM] raven: And I lose mine
[3:42 AM] raven: Then I find mine
[3:42 AM] raven: And we were fine
[3:42 AM] Refa: that was anticlimactic
[3:42 AM] Refa: at least i have my legs tho
[3:42 AM] raven: And Alex was like "yeah this game fucking sucks"
[3:42 AM] raven: No I skipped a lot of details
[3:42 AM] raven: We went through like a million mirrors and tripped out
[3:43 AM] raven: And like found some magnets
[3:43 AM] Refa: NO
[3:43 AM] Refa: ONE OF THOSE DUNGEONS
[3:43 AM] raven: That attacked to your bottom
[3:43 AM] Refa: haha
[3:43 AM] raven: And then that gave you your legs back
[3:43 AM] raven: And that's how I lost and refound my legs
[3:43 AM] Jedi: Last dream I had that related to games somehow was when I was still playing through Cold Steel 2
[3:43 AM] raven: And then like
[3:43 AM] raven: Yeha Alex said this game fucking sucks
[3:43 AM] AlexZerker: this game fucking sucks
[3:43 AM] raven: Then I woke up and said "yeah refa we finally found our legs"
[3:44 AM] Jedi: lmao
[3:44 AM] raven: And then I woke up again and now I opened up discord
[3:44 AM] Refa: we finally found our legs
[3:44 AM] AlexZerker: go back to bed
[3:45 AM] raven: Some other highlights:
[3:45 AM] raven: I had some trinket that gave me a rivali's gale from botw esque boost for flying
[3:46 AM] raven: Somehow we needed a mix of my vape flavors for a different friend named Alex to make @Refa's house
[3:46 AM] raven: There's two Alex's in this dream, one girl one giy
[3:46 AM] Refa: whoa
[3:46 AM] raven: The girl said "this game fucking sucks" the guy used my vape to make your house
[3:46 AM] Refa: the one who made my house is objectively better
[3:46 AM] Refa: sorry other alex
[3:46 AM] raven: You were commenting on some video you made with your gf about sex
[3:46 AM] raven: The other Alex is a good friend of mine
[3:47 AM] raven: And uhh
[3:47 AM] raven: There were clay monsters everywhere installed by the trump admin
[3:47 AM] raven: Who were a bunch of chumps that I killed with sword beams
[3:47 AM] Raguna: You've been playing too much Nier and BotW
[3:47 AM] raven: And we complained about the propaganda that said they look nice
[3:47 AM] raven: But they fuckin explode
[3:47 AM] Raguna: It's affecting your psyche
[3:47 AM] AlexZerker: what the fuck
[3:48 AM] raven: And they look like the botw rock monsters
[3:48 AM] raven: The giant ones
[3:48 AM] AlexZerker: talus
[3:48 AM] raven: But they were chumps
[3:48 AM] raven: Yep those
[3:48 AM] AlexZerker: stone talus
[3:48 AM] raven: And then I went to like this weird steampunk version of irl craigslist
[3:48 AM] Refa: raven - Today at 3:46 AM
You were commenting on some video you made with your gf about sex
r/wifesharing
[3:48 AM] Refa: wait
[3:48 AM] raven: Bragged about how I almost beat Peyton Manning as starting QB of the Ravens
[3:48 AM] Refa: how does that work
[3:48 AM] raven: Yeah idk
[3:48 AM] Refa: the steampunk version of craigslist
[3:49 AM] raven: It was a bunch of hallways
[3:49 AM] Jedi: what
lemonbot1
[3:49 AM] Refa: a great idea
[3:49 AM] Raguna: Sounds legit to me
[3:49 AM] raven: That were labeled craigslist subcategories
[3:49 AM] Refa: so it's the ff13 of craigslist
[3:49 AM] raven: And like there was a sex dungeon and a dungeon for like gaming and smash tournaments
[3:49 AM] Raguna: Radical
[3:49 AM] Refa: cause people who do the latter don't have sex heh
[3:49 AM] Jedi: plz don't include me in your dreams
[3:49 AM] Jedi: ever
[3:49 AM] Jedi: lol
[3:50 AM] raven: And I was about to like walk around in there but I saw a bunch of people I knew so I ran away
[3:50 AM] NotJim: :lonk:
[3:50 AM] NotJim: also
[3:50 AM] Raguna: Lol
[3:50 AM] NotJim: [9:38 PM] Jedi: Raven are your meds like doing something <-----------
[3:50 AM] raven: And ended up in an airport food court
[3:50 AM] Refa: nah your dream sounds amazing
[3:50 AM] raven: And some dudes made some golden gunpla thing to represent how that gunpla was one of a kind
[3:50 AM] Refa: the legend
[3:50 AM] Jedi: I have an irrational fear of Rollarcoasters thanks to a dream I remember vividly fun fact
[3:50 AM] Raguna: Was it a good gunpla?
[3:50 AM] raven: And then at this point we built Refas house worth my vape
[3:51 AM] raven: It was like solid gold
[3:51 AM] raven: Anyway we built refas house
[3:51 AM] raven: I used some mirrors to make refas legs disappear
[3:51 AM] raven: Then me refa and batters quest began
[3:51 AM] raven: Also @Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy you were so fucking useless
[3:51 AM] Raguna: :lonk:
[3:51 AM] raven: Anywya I didn't take my meds yesterday morning
[3:51 AM] Refa: yeah he's nino tier
[3:51 AM] Jedi: did he keep yelling "GET THE QUICKENINGS"
[3:51 AM] Refa: unlike me
[3:51 AM] raven: Makes you think :thinking:
[3:52 AM] raven: We definitely commented on him liking Nino too
[3:52 AM] Refa: lmao
[3:52 AM] Jedi: lmao
[3:52 AM] raven: I'm not even joking
[3:52 AM] Raguna: Oh right we lost the do it emoji
[3:52 AM] raven: He had a pet and it had green fur
[3:52 AM] Refa: yeah that's why it's great
[3:52 AM] Raguna: :gun:
[3:52 AM] raven: It was the size of a like
[3:52 AM] raven: It was half the size of a basketball
[3:52 AM] Raguna: Was there a :boobdigger: ?
[3:53 AM] raven: I don't even know what it was
[3:53 AM] raven: Yeah refa's wife was T H I C C
[3:53 AM] raven: she was actually kinda fat but her boobs were enormous
[3:53 AM] Raguna: :mega_mane:
[3:53 AM] Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy: LMAO
[3:53 AM] NotJim: LOL
[3:53 AM] Boobdiggers | Batter of the Holy: im legit dying
[3:53 AM] raven: So anywya immortalize the shit outta that
[3:54 AM] raven: I need to go back to bed