Monkey Fever part 2 - a Hazbin/Hellboy story

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #448
Girls like Cigarettes: https://pastebin.com/FkUUG2jE
A Crowns Weight: https://pastebin.com/vbdP6x09
Monkey Fever part 1: https://pastebin.com/JaA5wymA
Monkey Fever part 3: https://pastebin.com/i7p8WJYC
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> "I just think about where my life has gone and I wonder, I wonder if there was any way I could have done things differently."
> "A simple, yet poignant thought for sure. It seems as though there is a fundamental lack of control in your life. Or rather, that you yourself lack the means with which to control it."
> "I guess that makes sense."
> "So then tell me, when was the last time you felt really, truly in control?"
> "Ain't it little private?"
> "Don't worry, patient confidentiality is something I take extremely serious."
> "Well... I guess the last time, or maybe the only time, was when I asked Millie out."
> "Millie? Such a lovely name. I assume she is your paramour?"
> "I don't know about that, but she's my wife. Took me forever to ask her out. Also she had a boyfriend at the time. He really kicked the crap outta me when I asked her out in-front of him."
> "Bold, but love is something inherently risky in its reward."
> "Yeah, after she told him off, we got a table together at this cheap diner and just talked for hours. Turns out we only really talked for about 20 minutes."
> "Ah the wonders of love~"
> "Yeah, then about a mon- huh, that's weird, I don't remember eating peanut butter."
> "Oh terrible sorry, these hands aren't as refined as I'm used to."
Moxxie is currently strapped down onto a table, the top part of his head missing as Herman Von Klempt, his head in place of that of a gorilla pokes and prods at Moxxie's exposed brain.
> "Utterly fascinating. Despite your birth as a denizen of Hell, its appears your brain functions within the same manner of that of primates like humans."
> "What was that?"
Herman pushes down on the prefrontal cortex with a scalpel, Moxxies eyes go blank for a second, before Herman pulls away and lets it heal.
> "You were just about to tell me why you feel about your current life."
> "Oh yeah, I just think about where my life has gone and I wonder, I wonder if there was any way I could have done things differently."