Heavier than Heavy Metal

time to do the thing

*TUESDAY, DECEMBER 20th*

dana its just jills cat

you just saw him a few days ago

calm your tiddies

DOG IS HERE

MY GOD ITS CORGI HELL ALL OVER AGAIN- oh its a shiba

this dog is now dia's boss

what a rad shiba...

Sei-

NO SEI WHAT

aAAAAH PRECIOUS I'M SO SORRY SEI

*internal screaming*

she... certainly did see something, didn't she? suspicious.

that was short. time to use this break for the good of all mankind and write somethin

and now i'm hearing ol grandpa jamie tell me about crazy as fuck bounty hunters and suicide and man... that is a ride

Woah Ingram's back, sup dufe

"kids these days watch too many films where the bad things end by killing the bad corp when it doesnt' work that way"

....ow.

anyway time to be *FLAWLESS* again and there it is, woo



why is beer 1000 dollars

why.

also >AM TOWNSHIPS 64 THREAD

ow, again.

>THE WAIFU REVOLUTION

jill stop reading my discord chats how fucking dare you

*DECEMBER 21st*

oh no a child

no alcohol 5 u

yeah that's-

....

...............

oh god why am i in a video game

also college prep sucks but if you have depression that 4.0 in summer camp will save your ass when you do shitty one semester, take it from me

(doing that + 2011 RP was hell and i lost way too much sleep but i don't care, it was a good year.)


MOTORCYCLE- woah big dufe

"i would like a piano wo- NO A MARSBLAST*

no fuck you here I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU REALLY WANT

fuck what everyone else thinks, be you!

...i'm a sucker for soft boys shuttheupfuck

"Ah, gil, you heartbreaking fuckboy."

GOTTEM

oh god dorothy really did get randomly assigned fears

like they pulled it out of a hat or some shit

>its that time of the month for dorothy

Lilim have those?

*LEWD INTENSIFIES*

and now for awkward ex's sister time-

and

 this went straight to 11 on the awkwardness scale and i feel like i shouldn't be here

well i guess i'll cry

>oh we have to control the masses with NANOMACHINES SON

okay but no, you fucking weirdo dictators stop this shit this instant

anyway, that was a heavy session and once i get upset this late it's hard for it to go away so I'm gonna stop right here and recoup before bed