.Patashu> You leave for Midden 2: 500-Pound Man-Killing Pants (Exterior).
.Patashu> Midden 2: 500-Pound Man-Killing Pants (Exterior)
.Patashu> Outside the building is this:
.Patashu>                                       and signs reading this:
.Patashu> +---------------------+-+------+
.Patashu> |     ()       ()   ()|||()  ()|   FANTASTIC ATTRACTION!
.Patashu> +---------------------+++------+     WONDER of the WORLD!
.Patashu> |                     |||      |
.Patashu> |    |      |         |||      |  COME ONE, COME ALL
.Patashu> |    |      |         |||      |    and GAPE IN AWE
.Patashu> |    |      |         |||      |  at the NATION'S LARGEST KNOWN
.Patashu> |    |      |          +       |    PAIR of PANTS!
.Patashu> |     ------      |            |
.Patashu> |                 |            |
.Patashu> |                 |            |  WARNING!  DANGER!
.Patashu> |                 |            |    WHILE EVERY REASONABLE CARE
.Patashu> |                 |            |   HAS BEEN TAKEN
.Patashu> |                 |            |     it is BEYOND ANY MORTAL POWER
.Patashu> |                 |            |    to ASSURE your PERFECT SAFETY
.Patashu> |                /             |
.Patashu> |                |             |  All visitors to this MAGNIFICENT
.Patashu> |                |             |    and POTENTIALLY LIFE-CHANGING
.Patashu>  \               |             |        S*P*E*C*T*A*C*L*E
.Patashu>   |              |             |
.Patashu>   |              |             |    DO ASSUME A CERTAIN RISK
.Patashu>   |              |            /               of
.Patashu>   |              |           |       INJURY or even DEATH!
.Patashu>   |              |           |
.Patashu>   |              |           |
.Patashu>   |              |           |          While NO PERSONS have been
.Patashu>   |              |           |            REPORTED WOUNDED in over
.Patashu>   |              |           |                   [ 26 ]
.Patashu>   |              |           |         DAYS it CANNOT be PROMISED
.Patashu>   |              |           |           this streak shall continue
.Patashu>   |              |           |             without LASTING HARM
.Patashu>   |              |           |                TODAY
.Patashu>   +--------------+           |
.Patashu>   |              +-----------+           Having NOW GIVEN PROPER
.Patashu>   |              |           |             AND FULL PUBLIC WARNING
.Patashu>   +--------------+-----------+                 the MANAGEMENT of this
.Patashu>                                        ASTOUNDING SPECTACLE
.Patashu>                                         is NOT LIABLE FOR SUCH
.Patashu>                                              * INJURIES * or
.Patashu>     While the pair of pants shown above         ** FATALITIES **
.Patashu> is large, it is also a plaster statue,               patrons may
.Patashu> chipped and faded in the sun. It towers                 experience.
.Patashu> over the display building, a tall but
.Patashu> still one-story structure. It's surrounded
.Patashu> by a ring of a dozen spotlights, ten of
.Patashu> which work.
.Patashu>
.Patashu> To the east, the road leads under the raised monorail track.