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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  12. [footsteps pounding]
  13. [panting]
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  17. [upbeat hip-hop music playing]
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  21. [phone speed dialing,
  22. line ringing]
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  26. Hello? Hello, Glenn.
  27. It's Ali Davis.
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:46,796
  31. Yes, baby! I'm excited, too.
  32. But wait, what?
  33.  
  34. 7
  35. 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:49,296
  36. Yes, I know Sports Illustrated
  37. wants Serena for June,
  38.  
  39. 8
  40. 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:52,664
  41. but before we talk about that client,
  42. we need to talk about Lisa Leslie,
  43.  
  44. 9
  45. 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:55,597
  46. who will be front and center
  47. at the shoot.
  48.  
  49. 10
  50. 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:58,129
  51. What? Oh, oh, no.
  52. No, this ain't a negotiation.
  53.  
  54. 11
  55. 00:00:58,131 --> 00:01:01,096
  56. It's center position or tall-ass
  57. girl ain't showing up for the shoot!
  58.  
  59. 12
  60. 00:01:01,098 --> 00:01:02,696
  61. [woman on TV]
  62. Big news in basketball.
  63.  
  64. 13
  65. 00:01:02,698 --> 00:01:05,063
  66. College sensation Jamal Barry
  67. declared himself eligible
  68.  
  69. 14
  70. 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,730
  71. for the NBA draft.
  72. What? Excuse me,
  73.  
  74. 15
  75. 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:08,297
  76. I am her agent.
  77. He has not yet signed with an agent.
  78.  
  79. 16
  80. 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:10,330
  81. Oh, no, no.
  82. Glenn, don't go there with me.
  83.  
  84. 17
  85. 00:01:10,332 --> 00:01:12,697
  86. What'd you say? Oh, no, no.
  87. No, no, no.
  88.  
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  90. 00:01:12,699 --> 00:01:14,063
  91. Oh, you. No. No, no, no, no.
  92.  
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  95. No, no, no.
  96. Glenn, no, you listen!
  97.  
  98. 20
  99. 00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:19,498
  100. Unless Lisa is guaranteed
  101. center position in writing,
  102.  
  103. 21
  104. 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,130
  105. you'd better learn
  106. how to Photoshop
  107.  
  108. 22
  109. 00:01:21,132 --> 00:01:23,063
  110. because you ain't gonna have
  111. any of my clients
  112.  
  113. 23
  114. 00:01:23,065 --> 00:01:25,697
  115. in your magazine ever again!
  116.  
  117. 24
  118. 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:27,431
  119. You know what? Goodbye.
  120.  
  121. 25
  122. 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:30,164
  123. I'm not dealing
  124. with stupid people today.
  125.  
  126. 26
  127. 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:31,565
  128. - Good morning?
  129. - Good morning.
  130.  
  131. 27
  132. 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,331
  133. [phone ringing]
  134. Oh, he's calling back!
  135.  
  136. 28
  137. 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,565
  138. You know what? Can you deal
  139. with the slow people today?
  140.  
  141. 29
  142. 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:36,666
  143. I can't.
  144.  
  145. 30
  146. 00:01:36,899 --> 00:01:39,400
  147. Hey, Glenn,
  148. let me see if I can get her.
  149.  
  150. 31
  151. 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,264
  152. - You know what? She just stepped out.
  153. - [tablet chimes]
  154.  
  155. 32
  156. 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,798
  157. I'll have her return.
  158. Buh-bye.
  159.  
  160. 33
  161. 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,566
  162. How long have you been up?
  163.  
  164. 34
  165. 00:01:46,568 --> 00:01:50,599
  166. Ooh, since 3:00 a.m.,
  167. and I've been crushing it all morning,
  168.  
  169. 35
  170. 00:01:50,601 --> 00:01:53,299
  171. - talking to Nike and Puma.
  172. - [tablet chimes]
  173.  
  174. 36
  175. 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:56,265
  176. But I've decided I'm going
  177. to take Candace to Adidas,
  178.  
  179. 37
  180. 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:57,798
  181. because they stepped up.
  182. [chiming continues]
  183.  
  184. 38
  185. 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,998
  186. - You're dinging.
  187. - Oh, no, stop it.
  188.  
  189. 39
  190. 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,432
  191. - Please stop. Here, stop it!
  192. - [chimes]
  193.  
  194. 40
  195. 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:03,766
  196. Go away!
  197.  
  198. 41
  199. 00:02:03,768 --> 00:02:08,032
  200. Mari created this
  201. Lovefinders.com profile for me.
  202.  
  203. 42
  204. 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:09,367
  205. Can you please get rid of it?
  206.  
  207. 43
  208. 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:11,165
  209. All these stupid alerts
  210. keep coming up.
  211.  
  212. 44
  213. 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,032
  214. I will have it taken down ASAP.
  215. Mm-hmm.
  216.  
  217. 45
  218. 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,998
  219. If that's definitely
  220. what you want?
  221.  
  222. 46
  223. 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,333
  224. That is definitely what I want.
  225.  
  226. 47
  227. 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:18,100
  228. Okay. It's just...
  229. It's been a minute.
  230.  
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  232. 00:02:18,102 --> 00:02:19,535
  233. Uh, how would you know?
  234.  
  235. 49
  236. 00:02:19,768 --> 00:02:21,999
  237. Well, I keep your calendar.
  238. Booty calls aren't in there.
  239.  
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  242. Just please do
  243. what I ask you to do.
  244.  
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  246. 00:02:23,634 --> 00:02:25,266
  247. Thank you. Ooh, I got to go.
  248.  
  249. 52
  250. 00:02:25,268 --> 00:02:27,066
  251. Dry cleaning is here,
  252. and I really feel like
  253.  
  254. 53
  255. 00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:29,166
  256. the black skirt,
  257. houndstooth jacket screams,
  258.  
  259. 54
  260. 00:02:29,168 --> 00:02:32,066
  261. "Damn right you're making me partner!
  262. Took you bitches long enough."
  263.  
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  265. 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,700
  266. You know what, Brandon?
  267. Just because you're gay,
  268.  
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  270. 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:38,033
  271. doesn't mean you're fabulous,
  272. okurrr? [chuckles]
  273.  
  274. 57
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  276. [weakly] Okurr.
  277. It's "okurrr."
  278.  
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  280. 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,267
  281. I... I can't even...
  282.  
  283. 59
  284. 00:02:43,269 --> 00:02:46,067
  285. Come on, honey, walk like you
  286. are an assistant to a partner.
  287.  
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  289. 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:49,203
  290. - Mm-hmm.
  291. - Let's go. [clears throat]
  292.  
  293. 61
  294. 00:02:51,069 --> 00:02:54,436
  295. Holy Mother of Men's Health and
  296. Fitness, what is happening here?
  297.  
  298. 62
  299. 00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:57,234
  300. Oh, that's my new neighbor.
  301.  
  302. 63
  303. 00:02:57,236 --> 00:03:01,134
  304. Captain Fucktastic, that's what
  305. I've been calling him. Right?
  306.  
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  308. 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:02,167
  309. Yeah.
  310. [elevator bell dings]
  311.  
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  313. 00:03:02,169 --> 00:03:03,568
  314. [Brandon stammers]
  315.  
  316. 66
  317. 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:05,902
  318. - Hi.
  319. - Hi. Hi.
  320.  
  321. 67
  322. 00:03:09,304 --> 00:03:12,537
  323. ["Mambo No. 5"
  324. playing on headphones]
  325.  
  326. 68
  327. 00:03:21,838 --> 00:03:23,669
  328. [Ali] Such a nice day for a jog.
  329.  
  330. 69
  331. 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:27,472
  332. I like running.
  333. I just don't like running alone.
  334.  
  335. 70
  336. 00:03:28,903 --> 00:03:30,037
  337. [mouthing] He's gay.
  338.  
  339. 71
  340. 00:03:31,372 --> 00:03:33,938
  341. Anyone seen the new Gaga video?
  342.  
  343. 72
  344. 00:03:35,438 --> 00:03:37,571
  345. [whispers] No, he's not.
  346. [bell dings]
  347.  
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  349. 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,069
  350. God.
  351.  
  352. 74
  353. 00:03:44,071 --> 00:03:46,703
  354. Not even a sideways eye fuck.
  355. Nada.
  356.  
  357. 75
  358. 00:03:46,705 --> 00:03:48,103
  359. What's going on in his head?
  360.  
  361. 76
  362. 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:49,936
  363. What, my ass doesn't look good
  364. in this skirt?
  365.  
  366. 77
  367. 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,636
  368. Oh, given
  369. the current climate,
  370.  
  371. 78
  372. 00:03:51,638 --> 00:03:53,270
  373. it feels inappropriate
  374. for me to comment on your body.
  375.  
  376. 79
  377. 00:03:53,272 --> 00:03:54,770
  378. - Brandon!
  379. - Tight as a snare drum.
  380.  
  381. 80
  382. 00:03:54,772 --> 00:03:56,003
  383. You could bounce a quarter
  384. off that thing.
  385.  
  386. 81
  387. 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,603
  388. You know what? Screw him.
  389.  
  390. 82
  391. 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,237
  392. - Today's my day. I'm making partner, baby.
  393. - Mm-hmm!
  394.  
  395. 83
  396. 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,870
  397. And no man,
  398. I don't care how fucktastic,
  399.  
  400. 84
  401. 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:03,738
  402. is gonna kill my vibe.
  403.  
  404. 85
  405. 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:05,972
  406. ["Poison" playing]
  407.  
  408. 86
  409. 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,804
  410. [phone chimes]
  411. [Brandon] It's Mari,
  412.  
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  414. 00:04:09,806 --> 00:04:11,804
  415. she says she wants you
  416. to bring champagne
  417.  
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  419. 00:04:11,806 --> 00:04:13,338
  420. to the bachelorette party
  421. 'cause Olivia's always sucks.
  422.  
  423. 89
  424. 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,872
  425. [Ali]
  426. Okay, Bridezilla, take a Xanax.
  427.  
  428. 90
  429. 00:04:16,806 --> 00:04:18,338
  430. [sighs]
  431.  
  432. 91
  433. 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:22,171
  434. So, seeing as how today's
  435. the big day and all,
  436.  
  437. 92
  438. 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:24,604
  439. I was wondering if,
  440. once you get bumped up to partner,
  441.  
  442. 93
  443. 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:28,140
  444. you might...
  445. see any changes in store for me?
  446.  
  447. 94
  448. 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,705
  449. Look,
  450. you make a great assistant,
  451.  
  452. 95
  453. 00:04:31,707 --> 00:04:34,038
  454. but you'd be a shitty agent.
  455.  
  456. 96
  457. 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,607
  458. And I say that
  459. with love.
  460.  
  461. 97
  462. 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,540
  463. I know, right? Totally.
  464.  
  465. 98
  466. 00:04:39,574 --> 00:04:43,505
  467. Luckily, I'm blissfully happy
  468. just being your assistant...
  469.  
  470. 99
  471. 00:04:43,507 --> 00:04:44,572
  472. Good.
  473.  
  474. 100
  475. 00:04:44,574 --> 00:04:45,707
  476. ...in perpetuity.
  477.  
  478. 101
  479. 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:48,441
  480. [music continues]
  481.  
  482. 102
  483. 00:04:59,074 --> 00:05:00,773
  484. [man] Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
  485.  
  486. 103
  487. 00:05:00,775 --> 00:05:02,606
  488. Check out
  489. the sweet new wheels.
  490.  
  491. 104
  492. 00:05:02,608 --> 00:05:04,673
  493. A pre-celebration
  494. for the big day, huh?
  495.  
  496. 105
  497. 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:08,740
  498. No, Ethan. Just...
  499. another day at the office.
  500.  
  501. 106
  502. 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,340
  503. [Brandon] Rolling calls, crushing balls.
  504. [valet] Good morning, Ms. Davis.
  505.  
  506. 107
  507. 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,374
  508. Ah, ladies first. Thank you.
  509.  
  510. 108
  511. 00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:15,207
  512. I mean, this should've
  513. happened years ago.
  514.  
  515. 109
  516. 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:16,774
  517. It's crazy that I'm a
  518. partner and you're not
  519.  
  520. 110
  521. 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:19,040
  522. just 'cause I signed Matt Ryan.
  523. I mean, come on!
  524.  
  525. 111
  526. 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,906
  527. I mean, in fairness to me,
  528. monster signing, but still...
  529.  
  530. 112
  531. 00:05:21,908 --> 00:05:24,240
  532. Yeah, you're right, Ethan.
  533. It is crazy.
  534.  
  535. 113
  536. 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:25,707
  537. That's what I said.
  538.  
  539. 114
  540. 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:27,440
  541. [cell phone ringing]
  542. Well, I'm rooting for you.
  543.  
  544. 115
  545. 00:05:27,442 --> 00:05:29,407
  546. - Fingers crossed, right?
  547. - Thanks, Ethan.
  548.  
  549. 116
  550. 00:05:29,409 --> 00:05:31,241
  551. [ringing continues]
  552. I can't.
  553.  
  554. 117
  555. 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,776
  556. Ali Davis's office. Hi, Mari.
  557.  
  558. 118
  559. 00:05:34,409 --> 00:05:36,007
  560. Mari says she knows you're here.
  561.  
  562. 119
  563. 00:05:36,009 --> 00:05:37,640
  564. She has a quick
  565. bachelorette party question.
  566.  
  567. 120
  568. 00:05:37,642 --> 00:05:39,341
  569. [Ali] Tell her I'm all good
  570. for tomorrow night.
  571.  
  572. 121
  573. 00:05:39,343 --> 00:05:41,375
  574. Text me any specifics.
  575. But be supportive, you know.
  576.  
  577. 122
  578. 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:43,943
  579. Make it sound like I wish
  580. I had time to shoot the shit.
  581.  
  582. 123
  583. 00:05:45,976 --> 00:05:50,174
  584. Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it.
  585. It's gonna be a partay.
  586.  
  587. 124
  588. 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:53,342
  589. Hey, hey, pop quiz!
  590. What is being kicked today?
  591.  
  592. 125
  593. 00:05:53,344 --> 00:05:55,041
  594. A world of ass!
  595. Boom!
  596.  
  597. 126
  598. 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,974
  599. [Brandon] Sorry.
  600. [man] Staff meeting in five.
  601.  
  602. 127
  603. 00:05:56,976 --> 00:05:59,342
  604. I swear to God, bro,
  605. don't fuck with me!
  606.  
  607. 128
  608. 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:02,575
  609. Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out
  610. your eyes and fuck the sockets!
  611.  
  612. 129
  613. 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:04,111
  614. I'll fuck your mom!
  615.  
  616. 130
  617. 00:06:04,977 --> 00:06:06,109
  618. Ad agency exec?
  619.  
  620. 131
  621. 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:07,344
  622. Oh, no, it's my brother.
  623.  
  624. 132
  625. 00:06:07,678 --> 00:06:10,908
  626. Yeah, we're doing that whole
  627. fantasy football prep.
  628.  
  629. 133
  630. 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,277
  631. Anyway, want a doughnut?
  632.  
  633. 134
  634. 00:06:13,411 --> 00:06:14,609
  635. Sure. Thanks.
  636.  
  637. 135
  638. 00:06:14,611 --> 00:06:16,942
  639. Hey. It's always good
  640. to see you guys.
  641.  
  642. 136
  643. 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,042
  644. It always brightens my day.
  645.  
  646. 137
  647. 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,642
  648. Oh, thanks, Danny.
  649.  
  650. 138
  651. 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:22,776
  652. You said you were gonna
  653. fuck your brother's ma?
  654.  
  655. 139
  656. 00:06:22,778 --> 00:06:25,409
  657. Our mom, yeah.
  658. Uh-huh. Okay.
  659.  
  660. 140
  661. 00:06:25,411 --> 00:06:27,210
  662. So, we're laying in bed
  663. and she says,
  664.  
  665. 141
  666. 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,112
  667. "Do you even know my name?"
  668.  
  669. 142
  670. 00:06:30,145 --> 00:06:33,043
  671. No clue, right? None.
  672. I have no clue.
  673.  
  674. 143
  675. 00:06:33,045 --> 00:06:35,610
  676. So, I pretend to be
  677. all appalled by this.
  678.  
  679. 144
  680. 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,844
  681. I run off to the bathroom,
  682. I sneak to the kitchen,
  683.  
  684. 145
  685. 00:06:37,846 --> 00:06:39,210
  686. I start looking
  687. through her mail,
  688.  
  689. 146
  690. 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:41,076
  691. I find
  692. a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.
  693.  
  694. 147
  695. 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,076
  696. I'm buck naked, mind you.
  697. She comes in, I go,
  698.  
  699. 148
  700. 00:06:43,078 --> 00:06:45,343
  701. "Oh, good morning,
  702. uh, Resident."
  703.  
  704. 149
  705. 00:06:45,345 --> 00:06:48,010
  706. [laughter]
  707.  
  708. 150
  709. 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:49,844
  710. And knowing you, Kevin,
  711. you kept the coupon.
  712.  
  713. 151
  714. 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:51,177
  715. You know I did.
  716.  
  717. 152
  718. 00:06:51,179 --> 00:06:52,811
  719. Story gets better,
  720. I'll finish it later.
  721.  
  722. 153
  723. 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,311
  724. Oh, come on, Ali can handle
  725. locker-room talk. Right, bro?
  726.  
  727. 154
  728. 00:06:55,313 --> 00:06:58,678
  729. Yeah, I'm sure you'll get the
  730. X-rated version at poker night.
  731.  
  732. 155
  733. 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,778
  734. Why do you keep on this?
  735. There's no poker night.
  736.  
  737. 156
  738. 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,578
  739. If there was a poker night,
  740. we would invite you
  741.  
  742. 157
  743. 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:04,077
  744. 'cause I'd like
  745. to take your money.
  746.  
  747. 158
  748. 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:05,877
  749. Really?
  750. [laughs] No poker night.
  751.  
  752. 159
  753. 00:07:05,879 --> 00:07:07,344
  754. None, nada, zip!
  755.  
  756. 160
  757. 00:07:07,346 --> 00:07:10,278
  758. Ooh, I'ma need you to calm down,
  759. baby man child.
  760.  
  761. 161
  762. 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,745
  763. Mm.
  764. [light laughter]
  765.  
  766. 162
  767. 00:07:11,747 --> 00:07:13,011
  768. Looking like Bamm-Bamm.
  769.  
  770. 163
  771. 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:16,145
  772. Boom! Seize the day, right?
  773.  
  774. 164
  775. 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:17,644
  776. That's why we're here.
  777.  
  778. 165
  779. 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,478
  780. We seize the day here at Summit!
  781. That's right!
  782.  
  783. 166
  784. 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,814
  785. [hooting]
  786.  
  787. 167
  788. 00:07:22,346 --> 00:07:25,178
  789. That's right! Good to see you!
  790. How you doing?
  791.  
  792. 168
  793. 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,047
  794. You keep telling yourself that.
  795.  
  796. 169
  797. 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,614
  798. All right. Gentlemen...
  799.  
  800. 170
  801. 00:07:30,814 --> 00:07:32,512
  802. Headline news:
  803.  
  804. 171
  805. 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:35,246
  806. Jamal Barry will be the
  807. number-one pick in the NBA draft,
  808.  
  809. 172
  810. 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:36,748
  811. and he's meeting
  812. with agents.
  813.  
  814. 173
  815. 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:39,046
  816. Now, I love Jamal.
  817.  
  818. 174
  819. 00:07:39,048 --> 00:07:41,312
  820. Not only because
  821. he's a big-time player,
  822.  
  823. 175
  824. 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:43,612
  825. but he's a franchise maker.
  826.  
  827. 176
  828. 00:07:43,614 --> 00:07:45,481
  829. But Jamal does come
  830. with some baggage.
  831.  
  832. 177
  833. 00:07:45,981 --> 00:07:47,613
  834. Dear old dad.
  835.  
  836. 178
  837. 00:07:47,615 --> 00:07:49,747
  838. [chuckles] Guy legally
  839. changed his name to Joe Dolla,
  840.  
  841. 179
  842. 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:52,513
  843. which he's also calling his line
  844. of nutritional supplements.
  845.  
  846. 180
  847. 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,513
  848. [laughter] [man] So,
  849. now you know what we're up against.
  850.  
  851. 181
  852. 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,680
  853. So, here's what we need.
  854. We need to let him know
  855.  
  856. 182
  857. 00:07:56,682 --> 00:07:59,513
  858. that he'll have
  859. the entire team around him.
  860.  
  861. 183
  862. 00:07:59,515 --> 00:08:02,546
  863. Because our teamwork
  864. makes their dream work!
  865.  
  866. 184
  867. 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,047
  868. - [Ethan] Whoo!
  869. - That's right! All right!
  870.  
  871. 185
  872. 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:08,279
  873. Now, speaking...
  874. speaking of teamwork,
  875.  
  876. 186
  877. 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:10,482
  878. I think we got ourselves...
  879.  
  880. 187
  881. 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,614
  882. - a championship ball.
  883. - [men hooting, clamoring]
  884.  
  885. 188
  886. 00:08:13,616 --> 00:08:14,880
  887. Right?
  888.  
  889. 189
  890. 00:08:14,882 --> 00:08:16,614
  891. And I think you know
  892. what this means.
  893.  
  894. 190
  895. 00:08:16,616 --> 00:08:20,481
  896. That means somebody in this room
  897. is about to be knighted.
  898.  
  899. 191
  900. 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:23,748
  901. Now, that could be you.
  902. Uh-huh. [laughs]
  903.  
  904. 192
  905. 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:24,880
  906. It could be you.
  907.  
  908. 193
  909. 00:08:24,882 --> 00:08:26,247
  910. You had a good year.
  911.  
  912. 194
  913. 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:28,383
  914. But anyway,
  915. before I name names...
  916.  
  917. 195
  918. 00:08:29,249 --> 00:08:31,316
  919. I got to say something
  920. about this person.
  921.  
  922. 196
  923. 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,249
  924. This person...
  925.  
  926. 197
  927. 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:39,883
  928. is tough as nails,
  929. plays with passion and grit.
  930.  
  931. 198
  932. 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:41,784
  933. This person...
  934.  
  935. 199
  936. 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,215
  937. has brass balls
  938. when it comes to negotiations.
  939.  
  940. 200
  941. 00:08:45,217 --> 00:08:47,715
  942. [light chatter]
  943.  
  944. 201
  945. 00:08:47,717 --> 00:08:51,049
  946. Now, it's my honor
  947. to confer title of partner
  948.  
  949. 202
  950. 00:08:51,051 --> 00:08:56,648
  951. to the person synonymous with
  952. Summit Worldwide Management.
  953.  
  954. 203
  955. 00:08:56,650 --> 00:09:00,450
  956. Let's give it up for the newest
  957. member of the partners club!
  958.  
  959. 204
  960. 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:02,549
  961. Here you go! Eddie Allen!
  962.  
  963. 205
  964. 00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:04,516
  965. [laughs, squeals]
  966.  
  967. 206
  968. 00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:06,982
  969. - Ali?
  970. - [Ali laughs] Whoo!
  971.  
  972. 207
  973. 00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:08,716
  974. [stammers]
  975.  
  976. 208
  977. 00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:11,583
  978. That's a great interception,
  979. Ali, but that pass was to Eddie.
  980.  
  981. 209
  982. 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,983
  983. Yeah, he said "Eddie."
  984. Eddie, that's right.
  985.  
  986. 210
  987. 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:16,716
  988. Pass that ball to Eddie. Eddie!
  989. Eddie Allen, our new partner!
  990.  
  991. 211
  992. 00:09:16,718 --> 00:09:18,683
  993. [cheers, applause] Way to go, Eddie!
  994. Good job.
  995.  
  996. 212
  997. 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:19,616
  998. Great year!
  999. Yeah!
  1000.  
  1001. 213
  1002. 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:20,784
  1003. [somber music]
  1004.  
  1005. 214
  1006. 00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:22,016
  1007. [man] Eddie Allen, boys!
  1008. Whoo!
  1009.  
  1010. 215
  1011. 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:23,483
  1012. That's our new partner!
  1013. All right!
  1014.  
  1015. 216
  1016. 00:09:23,485 --> 00:09:25,950
  1017. Hand him the ball.
  1018. That's right. Give it up.
  1019.  
  1020. 217
  1021. 00:09:25,952 --> 00:09:28,517
  1022. You want to hand the ball
  1023. to Eddie.
  1024.  
  1025. 218
  1026. 00:09:28,519 --> 00:09:30,950
  1027. That's right. Hand the ball over.
  1028. That's right, there you are.
  1029.  
  1030. 219
  1031. 00:09:30,952 --> 00:09:33,851
  1032. - Eddie Allen! Congratulations to Eddie!
  1033. - [Eddie] Yeah! Whoo!
  1034.  
  1035. 220
  1036. 00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:36,185
  1037. That's teamwork right there!
  1038. Teamwork!
  1039.  
  1040. 221
  1041. 00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:53,418
  1042. Is this a joke, Nick? Huh?
  1043.  
  1044. 222
  1045. 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:55,884
  1046. I mean, what the fuck do I
  1047. have to do to make partner?
  1048.  
  1049. 223
  1050. 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,351
  1051. Breathe. Grab a Fiji.
  1052.  
  1053. 224
  1054. 00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:58,884
  1055. I mean, you know the deal.
  1056.  
  1057. 225
  1058. 00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:00,551
  1059. It has to be
  1060. unanimous partner approval.
  1061.  
  1062. 226
  1063. 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:03,218
  1064. Okay. So who was it?
  1065. It was Kevin, wasn't it?
  1066.  
  1067. 227
  1068. 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,685
  1069. I knew it was Kevin.
  1070.  
  1071. 228
  1072. 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,018
  1073. It's anonymous,
  1074. so I honestly couldn't tell you.
  1075.  
  1076. 229
  1077. 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:10,952
  1078. This is bullshit. This is boys-club
  1079. bullshit, and you know it!
  1080.  
  1081. 230
  1082. 00:10:10,954 --> 00:10:13,318
  1083. Look, this is a meritocracy.
  1084.  
  1085. 231
  1086. 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,619
  1087. So, you're not entitled
  1088. to be a partner.
  1089.  
  1090. 232
  1091. 00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,753
  1092. I'm sorry, "entitled"?
  1093.  
  1094. 233
  1095. 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:21,786
  1096. Oh, well, you name someone who reps
  1097. more Olympic gold medalists than me.
  1098.  
  1099. 234
  1100. 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,086
  1101. I have clients on the cover
  1102. of Sports Illustrated and Vogue
  1103.  
  1104. 235
  1105. 00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,652
  1106. in the same month!
  1107.  
  1108. 236
  1109. 00:10:26,654 --> 00:10:28,686
  1110. But you don't have any of
  1111. the big three clients, do you?
  1112.  
  1113. 237
  1114. 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:31,319
  1115. The MLB, the NBA, the NFL.
  1116.  
  1117. 238
  1118. 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:33,886
  1119. I mean,
  1120. Eddie signed Mitchell Trubisky.
  1121.  
  1122. 239
  1123. 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,754
  1124. That's a number-one draft pick.
  1125.  
  1126. 240
  1127. 00:10:35,756 --> 00:10:37,886
  1128. Boom. Done.
  1129.  
  1130. 241
  1131. 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,119
  1132. Boom!
  1133. Yeah.
  1134.  
  1135. 242
  1136. 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,453
  1137. Okay.
  1138. Ali. Ali! [sighs]
  1139.  
  1140. 243
  1141. 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,988
  1142. Look.
  1143. So I'm gonna be honest with you.
  1144.  
  1145. 244
  1146. 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:47,055
  1147. You don't connect well with men.
  1148.  
  1149. 245
  1150. 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:50,353
  1151. That means you're doing great
  1152. in your lane.
  1153.  
  1154. 246
  1155. 00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:53,989
  1156. So, let's just stay
  1157. in your lane.
  1158.  
  1159. 247
  1160. 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,389
  1161. Okay?
  1162. Okay. Are you finished?
  1163.  
  1164. 248
  1165. 00:10:59,122 --> 00:11:00,588
  1166. - Yeah, I'm good.
  1167. - Great.
  1168.  
  1169. 249
  1170. 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:03,255
  1171. I have to go get back
  1172. in my female lane.
  1173.  
  1174. 250
  1175. 00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:06,855
  1176. Have a great day, dick...
  1177. I mean, Nick.
  1178.  
  1179. 251
  1180. 00:11:06,857 --> 00:11:07,821
  1181. What'd I say?
  1182.  
  1183. 252
  1184. 00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:10,556
  1185. [upbeat music]
  1186.  
  1187. 253
  1188. 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:12,556
  1189. [chatter]
  1190.  
  1191. 254
  1192. 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:15,523
  1193. Listen up, assholes!
  1194.  
  1195. 255
  1196. 00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:19,688
  1197. I am personally going to sign
  1198. Jamal Barry.
  1199.  
  1200. 256
  1201. 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:21,756
  1202. Uhh.
  1203. This is fair warning.
  1204.  
  1205. 257
  1206. 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:25,289
  1207. Buckle up, backstabbing bitches.
  1208.  
  1209. 258
  1210. 00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:36,389
  1211. Hey, Ali, how you doing?
  1212.  
  1213. 259
  1214. 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,255
  1215. Fan-fucking-tastic.
  1216. Couldn't be better!
  1217.  
  1218. 260
  1219. 00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:39,756
  1220. [man] Hey, Skip!
  1221. Your daughter's here.
  1222.  
  1223. 261
  1224. 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,055
  1225. Hey, Dad!
  1226.  
  1227. 262
  1228. 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:42,455
  1229. Hey, you're early.
  1230. Yeah.
  1231.  
  1232. 263
  1233. 00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,357
  1234. Break.
  1235.  
  1236. 264
  1237. 00:11:44,924 --> 00:11:47,489
  1238. Doesn't look like you're headed
  1239. for a celebratory dinner.
  1240.  
  1241. 265
  1242. 00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:52,255
  1243. No, because they made
  1244. a 31-year-old suck-up partner.
  1245.  
  1246. 266
  1247. 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:54,021
  1248. But I'm good, Daddy.
  1249. You know why?
  1250.  
  1251. 267
  1252. 00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:57,390
  1253. Because I go high
  1254. when they go low.
  1255.  
  1256. 268
  1257. 00:11:57,392 --> 00:12:00,189
  1258. - You want to talk about it?
  1259. - Yes, I want to talk!
  1260.  
  1261. 269
  1262. 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:02,456
  1263. Let me just get
  1264. these hand wraps...
  1265.  
  1266. 270
  1267. 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:07,091
  1268. These hand wraps are...
  1269. Gets me so... [grunts]
  1270.  
  1271. 271
  1272. 00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:11,356
  1273. I work harder than all of 'em.
  1274. I do my job better.
  1275.  
  1276. 272
  1277. 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:13,223
  1278. And they're still trying
  1279. to hold me down.
  1280.  
  1281. 273
  1282. 00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:16,091
  1283. They hit you,
  1284. you hit back even harder.
  1285.  
  1286. 274
  1287. 00:12:16,493 --> 00:12:18,156
  1288. You got you.
  1289.  
  1290. 275
  1291. 00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,591
  1292. You hear me? You got you.
  1293.  
  1294. 276
  1295. 00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:23,424
  1296. How am I supposed to fight a system
  1297. that's rigged against me, Daddy, huh?
  1298.  
  1299. 277
  1300. 00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,691
  1301. Tell me that!
  1302.  
  1303. 278
  1304. 00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:28,224
  1305. You deliver on your word.
  1306. You sign Jamal Barry.
  1307.  
  1308. 279
  1309. 00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,192
  1310. Then you're undeniable.
  1311.  
  1312. 280
  1313. 00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:33,591
  1314. You're right. You're right!
  1315.  
  1316. 281
  1317. 00:12:33,593 --> 00:12:34,794
  1318. Just shake the shit off.
  1319.  
  1320. 282
  1321. 00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:38,059
  1322. I got me. I got me.
  1323.  
  1324. 283
  1325. 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,092
  1326. Come on.
  1327.  
  1328. 284
  1329. 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,292
  1330. And soon...
  1331.  
  1332. 285
  1333. 00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:45,458
  1334. I'm gonna sign Jamal Barry.
  1335.  
  1336. 286
  1337. 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,494
  1338. That's it,
  1339. that's it, that's it. Yeah.
  1340.  
  1341. 287
  1342. 00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:52,527
  1343. Yes! Break. [laughs]
  1344.  
  1345. 288
  1346. 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,358
  1347. - Good talk, good talk.
  1348. - Thanks, Daddy.
  1349.  
  1350. 289
  1351. 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,358
  1352. - Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
  1353. - I didn't hear the bell.
  1354.  
  1355. 290
  1356. 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,091
  1357. That's my girl. That's my girl.
  1358.  
  1359. 291
  1360. 00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:02,394
  1361. I love you.
  1362.  
  1363. 292
  1364. 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:07,493
  1365. [sighs] I can't believe I leased
  1366. that stupid expensive Porsche.
  1367.  
  1368. 293
  1369. 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,026
  1370. [groans] I just knew
  1371. I was gonna get it this time.
  1372.  
  1373. 294
  1374. 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,461
  1375. Fake it till you make it, girl.
  1376.  
  1377. 295
  1378. 00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:17,961
  1379. Who is that new bartender?
  1380.  
  1381. 296
  1382. 00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:21,628
  1383. Oh, that's Will.
  1384. He's been here a couple of months.
  1385.  
  1386. 297
  1387. 00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:28,660
  1388. Uh, you know what, Dad? I think I'm
  1389. gonna stay and have another drink.
  1390.  
  1391. 298
  1392. 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,059
  1393. Uh-huh.
  1394.  
  1395. 299
  1396. 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:31,627
  1397. I got the bill, don't worry.
  1398. Yeah, yeah.
  1399.  
  1400. 300
  1401. 00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:34,994
  1402. Thank you for my pep talk.
  1403. Oh, you're welcome.
  1404.  
  1405. 301
  1406. 00:13:36,027 --> 00:13:37,161
  1407. [kisses]
  1408.  
  1409. 302
  1410. 00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:40,394
  1411. Don't look at me like that.
  1412.  
  1413. 303
  1414. 00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:44,028
  1415. [hip-hop song
  1416. playing on speakers]
  1417.  
  1418. 304
  1419. 00:13:58,928 --> 00:14:00,028
  1420. Hi.
  1421.  
  1422. 305
  1423. 00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:01,661
  1424. Hi.
  1425.  
  1426. 306
  1427. 00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:03,428
  1428. So, what you mixing?
  1429.  
  1430. 307
  1431. 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,395
  1432. How about a bespoke cocktail
  1433. tailored specifically for you?
  1434.  
  1435. 308
  1436. 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,927
  1437. - For me?
  1438. - Let me just get a look at you.
  1439.  
  1440. 309
  1441. 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:10,194
  1442. [laughs]
  1443.  
  1444. 310
  1445. 00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:12,228
  1446. No, don't laugh.
  1447. Wait a minute.
  1448.  
  1449. 311
  1450. 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,863
  1451. All right,
  1452. now turn this way.
  1453.  
  1454. 312
  1455. 00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,430
  1456. Turn the other way.
  1457.  
  1458. 313
  1459. 00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,961
  1460. Okay. I got you.
  1461.  
  1462. 314
  1463. 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,498
  1464. Okay.
  1465.  
  1466. 315
  1467. 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,829
  1468. Oh, oh, no, no, no,
  1469. I'm not a vodka girl.
  1470.  
  1471. 316
  1472. 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,596
  1473. I really like whiskey.
  1474. I like dark.
  1475.  
  1476. 317
  1477. 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,496
  1478. Oh, do you?
  1479. Mm-hmm.
  1480.  
  1481. 318
  1482. 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,562
  1483. Would you go to a symphony,
  1484. hop up on stage
  1485.  
  1486. 319
  1487. 00:14:31,564 --> 00:14:33,895
  1488. and tell the conductor
  1489. he needs more cello?
  1490.  
  1491. 320
  1492. 00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:37,164
  1493. Probably, but go ahead.
  1494. Uh-huh.
  1495.  
  1496. 321
  1497. 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,231
  1498. Okay. All right.
  1499.  
  1500. 322
  1501. 00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:48,064
  1502. I call this "The All You."
  1503.  
  1504. 323
  1505. 00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:50,663
  1506. All me.
  1507.  
  1508. 324
  1509. 00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:52,499
  1510. All you.
  1511. Mm-hmm.
  1512.  
  1513. 325
  1514. 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:57,399
  1515. Mmm.
  1516.  
  1517. 326
  1518. 00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:59,163
  1519. Mmm.
  1520.  
  1521. 327
  1522. 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,963
  1523. This is really good.
  1524. Do I taste rose?
  1525.  
  1526. 328
  1527. 00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:05,096
  1528. You do. It's the cardamom rose syrup.
  1529. I make it myself.
  1530.  
  1531. 329
  1532. 00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:09,198
  1533. And it pairs perfectly with the Cîroc
  1534. you tried to get me to stop pouring.
  1535.  
  1536. 330
  1537. 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:11,566
  1538. [chuckles]
  1539.  
  1540. 331
  1541. 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:15,398
  1542. Um... Would you like to try it?
  1543.  
  1544. 332
  1545. 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,500
  1546. I mean, if you don't mind
  1547. sharing my straw.
  1548.  
  1549. 333
  1550. 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,666
  1551. Uh...
  1552.  
  1553. 334
  1554. 00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,166
  1555. [music continues]
  1556.  
  1557. 335
  1558. 00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,099
  1559. ["Push It" playing]
  1560. [laughter]
  1561.  
  1562. 336
  1563. 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,367
  1564. [laughs, moans]
  1565. Yeah.
  1566.  
  1567. 337
  1568. 00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:46,831
  1569. Where'd you say
  1570. your bedroom was? Huh?
  1571.  
  1572. 338
  1573. 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,365
  1574. Oh! Over there?
  1575.  
  1576. 339
  1577. 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:51,599
  1578. It's, uh...
  1579. somewhere back there.
  1580.  
  1581. 340
  1582. 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:52,898
  1583. Go find it.
  1584.  
  1585. 341
  1586. 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,265
  1587. Ooh, girl,
  1588. what I'm about to do to you!
  1589.  
  1590. 342
  1591. 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,365
  1592. Yeah, show me, papi!
  1593.  
  1594. 343
  1595. 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,635
  1596. Oh, yeah.
  1597.  
  1598. 344
  1599. 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,600
  1600. To the left.
  1601. Wait.
  1602.  
  1603. 345
  1604. 00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,533
  1605. To the left.
  1606. To the right, to the right! [groans]
  1607.  
  1608. 346
  1609. 00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:05,965
  1610. - Wait, hold... [groans]
  1611. - To the left!
  1612.  
  1613. 347
  1614. 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,233
  1615. Ah! Can we talk about...
  1616.  
  1617. 348
  1618. 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:10,099
  1619. Oh!
  1620. Ow! Ah, ah!
  1621.  
  1622. 349
  1623. 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,568
  1624. - [Ali screams]
  1625. - Hold on! Ah... [laughs]
  1626.  
  1627. 350
  1628. 00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,566
  1629. Uh!
  1630.  
  1631. 351
  1632. 00:16:14,568 --> 00:16:15,500
  1633. [groans]
  1634.  
  1635. 352
  1636. 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,899
  1637. Uh... Okay.
  1638.  
  1639. 353
  1640. 00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:19,435
  1641. Uh...
  1642. Ooh.
  1643.  
  1644. 354
  1645. 00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:23,032
  1646. [both laugh]
  1647.  
  1648. 355
  1649. 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,066
  1650. [Ali groans]
  1651.  
  1652. 356
  1653. 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,199
  1654. [Will groans in pain] Oh!
  1655.  
  1656. 357
  1657. 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,032
  1658. Oh, that's it!
  1659. Oh, my God!
  1660.  
  1661. 358
  1662. 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:29,300
  1663. Oh, my God!
  1664. Oh, my God!
  1665.  
  1666. 359
  1667. 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:30,999
  1668. [Will] I can't breathe!
  1669. I can't breathe!
  1670.  
  1671. 360
  1672. 00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:33,567
  1673. [Ali groaning angrily]
  1674. [muffled cries]
  1675.  
  1676. 361
  1677. 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,000
  1678. Whoa! Ah! Ah!
  1679.  
  1680. 362
  1681. 00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:39,267
  1682. Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
  1683.  
  1684. 363
  1685. 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:41,169
  1686. That was great.
  1687.  
  1688. 364
  1689. 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:46,136
  1690. [sighs]
  1691.  
  1692. 365
  1693. 00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:48,834
  1694. Yeah.
  1695.  
  1696. 366
  1697. 00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:51,069
  1698. [music continues]
  1699.  
  1700. 367
  1701. 00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,070
  1702. [grunts]
  1703.  
  1704. 368
  1705. 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,404
  1706. [snoring]
  1707.  
  1708. 369
  1709. 00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:09,203
  1710. - [birds chirping]
  1711. - [dogs barking]
  1712.  
  1713. 370
  1714. 00:17:11,871 --> 00:17:13,338
  1715. [child laughs]
  1716.  
  1717. 371
  1718. 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,869
  1719. Who are you?
  1720. I'm Ben.
  1721.  
  1722. 372
  1723. 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:19,338
  1724. I hope it's okay
  1725. I borrowed your mask.
  1726.  
  1727. 373
  1728. 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,605
  1729. Welcome to Wakanda.
  1730.  
  1731. 374
  1732. 00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:25,569
  1733. [chuckles]
  1734.  
  1735. 375
  1736. 00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,569
  1737. What?
  1738.  
  1739. 376
  1740. 00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:27,505
  1741. Hey, Ben.
  1742.  
  1743. 377
  1744. 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:29,870
  1745. Ben. Ben! Oh, uh.
  1746.  
  1747. 378
  1748. 00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:31,536
  1749. Hey. Hey, buddy.
  1750.  
  1751. 379
  1752. 00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:33,369
  1753. I thought Brody's dad
  1754. was dropping you off at 10:00.
  1755.  
  1756. 380
  1757. 00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:34,836
  1758. It's 10:05.
  1759.  
  1760. 381
  1761. 00:17:34,838 --> 00:17:36,770
  1762. 10:05...
  1763. Oh, okay, uh...
  1764.  
  1765. 382
  1766. 00:17:36,772 --> 00:17:39,202
  1767. Go... Go play with some Legos.
  1768. Daddy's getting up.
  1769.  
  1770. 383
  1771. 00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:40,504
  1772. Now go, go play.
  1773. I... I need...
  1774.  
  1775. 384
  1776. 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:42,803
  1777. - I need my, uh, my mask.
  1778. - The nasty... Oh.
  1779.  
  1780. 385
  1781. 00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:46,036
  1782. Don't... Close your mouth. Don't breathe.
  1783. Don't say nothing. Just...
  1784.  
  1785. 386
  1786. 00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,237
  1787. Can I... Just...
  1788. That mask...
  1789.  
  1790. 387
  1791. 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,970
  1792. The little...
  1793. Thank you!
  1794.  
  1795. 388
  1796. 00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,703
  1797. Come on, baby, go.
  1798. Just play Legos.
  1799.  
  1800. 389
  1801. 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,237
  1802. Go play some Legos.
  1803. I'ma be there. Daddy's coming.
  1804.  
  1805. 390
  1806. 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,538
  1807. All right.
  1808. You have a kid?
  1809.  
  1810. 391
  1811. 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,704
  1812. He was at a sleepover.
  1813.  
  1814. 392
  1815. 00:17:58,706 --> 00:18:00,471
  1816. Obviously,
  1817. I did not want him to see this.
  1818.  
  1819. 393
  1820. 00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,737
  1821. Oh, my God.
  1822. This is terrible.
  1823.  
  1824. 394
  1825. 00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:05,438
  1826. Baby, where are you going?
  1827. I'm never late.
  1828.  
  1829. 395
  1830. 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,106
  1831. I'm so late!
  1832. I'm so late, so late, so late.
  1833.  
  1834. 396
  1835. 00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:13,971
  1836. You're married? [sighs]
  1837.  
  1838. 397
  1839. 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,405
  1840. Wait. No...
  1841.  
  1842. 398
  1843. 00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,405
  1844. Okay, what time does
  1845. she get here, huh? 10:18?
  1846.  
  1847. 399
  1848. 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:19,937
  1849. - Jerk!
  1850. - It's not what you think...
  1851.  
  1852. 400
  1853. 00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,574
  1854. [door closes]
  1855.  
  1856. 401
  1857. 00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:24,240
  1858. I knew
  1859. that wasn't a mask.
  1860.  
  1861. 402
  1862. 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:26,341
  1863. [slurping]
  1864.  
  1865. 403
  1866. 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,608
  1867. [Ethan] 45K. I know it's a starter
  1868. model for me, but I'm in the game now.
  1869.  
  1870. 404
  1871. 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:32,239
  1872. [clears throat]
  1873.  
  1874. 405
  1875. 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,705
  1876. Ali, hey, hey!
  1877. Good of you to join us.
  1878.  
  1879. 406
  1880. 00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,904
  1881. Hey! You know Devonta and
  1882. John, right?
  1883.  
  1884. 407
  1885. 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,305
  1886. Devonta, of course!
  1887. Yeah.
  1888.  
  1889. 408
  1890. 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:40,038
  1891. I love your hair like that.
  1892. Your hair...
  1893.  
  1894. 409
  1895. 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,439
  1896. Thank you! Hey, John.
  1897.  
  1898. 410
  1899. 00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:43,072
  1900. I can't see your hair
  1901. all the way up there.
  1902.  
  1903. 411
  1904. 00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,873
  1905. Good to see you, though.
  1906.  
  1907. 412
  1908. 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,773
  1909. - Hey, you got a little some...
  1910. - Hey, no, you got something!
  1911.  
  1912. 413
  1913. 00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,139
  1914. Don't you try that, cutie.
  1915.  
  1916. 414
  1917. 00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,540
  1918. Thank God, you're here.
  1919. Yes.
  1920.  
  1921. 415
  1922. 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,507
  1923. We have
  1924. a center-position situation.
  1925.  
  1926. 416
  1927. 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,440
  1928. No, we don't have a
  1929. situation, we have a contract.
  1930.  
  1931. 417
  1932. 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,373
  1933. That's the situation.
  1934. Okay.
  1935.  
  1936. 418
  1937. 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,606
  1938. Uh, not asking, just informing:
  1939. you have a condom on your back.
  1940.  
  1941. 419
  1942. 00:18:57,608 --> 00:18:59,473
  1943. A what?
  1944. You have a condom on your back.
  1945.  
  1946. 420
  1947. 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,340
  1948. A what? Oh, my God. Get it off.
  1949. Get it off! Get it off!
  1950.  
  1951. 421
  1952. 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,774
  1953. Please remember this when
  1954. you're considering my raise.
  1955.  
  1956. 422
  1957. 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,840
  1958. Yeah, take it to your grave
  1959. or I will kill you.
  1960.  
  1961. 423
  1962. 00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:08,240
  1963. [inhales]
  1964.  
  1965. 424
  1966. 00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,273
  1967. [Ali] What is
  1968. this center-position bullshit?
  1969.  
  1970. 425
  1971. 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,874
  1972. Which asshole in here doesn't
  1973. understand the concept of a contract?
  1974.  
  1975. 426
  1976. 00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:14,574
  1977. Hold...
  1978. Kevin!
  1979.  
  1980. 427
  1981. 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,008
  1982. Do not talk over me.
  1983.  
  1984. 428
  1985. 00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:18,441
  1986. Tell whichever asshole here
  1987.  
  1988. 429
  1989. 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:21,039
  1990. who wants to try to bump Lisa
  1991. from center position
  1992.  
  1993. 430
  1994. 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,441
  1995. - to step to me...
  1996. - Okay.
  1997.  
  1998. 431
  1999. 00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,307
  2000. ...and not hide behind
  2001. you motherfuckers.
  2002.  
  2003. 432
  2004. 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:25,573
  2005. Great.
  2006.  
  2007. 433
  2008. 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,408
  2009. Tell him yourself
  2010. 'cause he's right behind you.
  2011.  
  2012. 434
  2013. 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,141
  2014. Where?
  2015.  
  2016. 435
  2017. 00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:30,007
  2018. [laughs] Peek-a-boo.
  2019.  
  2020. 436
  2021. 00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,708
  2022. Business rule number one:
  2023.  
  2024. 437
  2025. 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,341
  2026. You should never call somebody
  2027. an asshole behind they back.
  2028.  
  2029. 438
  2030. 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,207
  2031. - You know who said that?
  2032. - No, I do not.
  2033.  
  2034. 439
  2035. 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,274
  2036. - Asparagus Chevrolet.
  2037. - Who?
  2038.  
  2039. 440
  2040. 00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:41,741
  2041. You know, a co-founder
  2042. of General Motors, 1884.
  2043.  
  2044. 441
  2045. 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:45,974
  2046. Ali Davis, meet Joe Dolla,
  2047. Jamal Barry's father.
  2048.  
  2049. 442
  2050. 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,875
  2051. [Joe laughs] And manager.
  2052.  
  2053. 443
  2054. 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,375
  2055. And bodyguard.
  2056.  
  2057. 444
  2058. 00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:53,041
  2059. And psychologist
  2060. and nutritionist
  2061.  
  2062. 445
  2063. 00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,975
  2064. and trainer and sociologist
  2065. and urologist.
  2066.  
  2067. 446
  2068. 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,574
  2069. That means everything.
  2070.  
  2071. 447
  2072. 00:19:57,576 --> 00:19:59,744
  2073. Wow, that's a lot. Uh...
  2074. Mm-hmm.
  2075.  
  2076. 448
  2077. 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,443
  2078. You know the second rule
  2079. of business?
  2080.  
  2081. 449
  2082. 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:04,343
  2083. There's always
  2084. a win-win situation
  2085.  
  2086. 450
  2087. 00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:07,075
  2088. where everyone walks away happy.
  2089. You like that?
  2090.  
  2091. 451
  2092. 00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:08,675
  2093. I know that's right.
  2094.  
  2095. 452
  2096. 00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:11,510
  2097. But it don't always happen
  2098. like that in sports. It don't.
  2099.  
  2100. 453
  2101. 00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:12,742
  2102. Somebody got to win,
  2103.  
  2104. 454
  2105. 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,009
  2106. and somebody got to taste
  2107. the agony of defeat,
  2108.  
  2109. 455
  2110. 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,742
  2111. like that blind ski jumper.
  2112.  
  2113. 456
  2114. 00:20:16,744 --> 00:20:18,777
  2115. Yeah. It's a lethal day.
  2116.  
  2117. 457
  2118. 00:20:18,779 --> 00:20:20,777
  2119. Decapitated.
  2120. Just help us out here, please?
  2121.  
  2122. 458
  2123. 00:20:20,779 --> 00:20:23,176
  2124. - Ali D!
  2125. - Lisa!
  2126.  
  2127. 459
  2128. 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,909
  2129. Hey, girl, look at you!
  2130. Six feet five inches of perfect.
  2131.  
  2132. 460
  2133. 00:20:26,911 --> 00:20:28,178
  2134. What's the holdup here?
  2135.  
  2136. 461
  2137. 00:20:28,512 --> 00:20:31,576
  2138. Yeah, I was gonna come over
  2139. and talk to you about that.
  2140.  
  2141. 462
  2142. 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:35,610
  2143. We were talking about the cover
  2144. image, and... [sighs]
  2145.  
  2146. 463
  2147. 00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:37,610
  2148. of course, you're guaranteed
  2149. center position.
  2150.  
  2151. 464
  2152. 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:43,079
  2153. But we were... we were thinking
  2154. that maybe you'd split it
  2155.  
  2156. 465
  2157. 00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:45,377
  2158. with, um, Jamal Barry,
  2159.  
  2160. 466
  2161. 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,646
  2162. the projected number-one
  2163. NBA draft pick?
  2164.  
  2165. 467
  2166. 00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,503
  2167. - Split it?
  2168. - Mm-hmm.
  2169.  
  2170. 468
  2171. 00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:52,735
  2172. Let me ask you guys a question.
  2173. Are you good at math?
  2174.  
  2175. 469
  2176. 00:20:52,737 --> 00:20:54,568
  2177. Yes, summa cum laude.
  2178. Not my strong suit.
  2179.  
  2180. 470
  2181. 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,037
  2182. I got through.
  2183.  
  2184. 471
  2185. 00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:58,436
  2186. So how many championships
  2187. does Jamal Barry have?
  2188.  
  2189. 472
  2190. 00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:02,136
  2191. None. But this is the "Legends
  2192. and Rising Stars" issue.
  2193.  
  2194. 473
  2195. 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:06,070
  2196. I have two championships,
  2197. three MVPs, and four gold medals.
  2198.  
  2199. 474
  2200. 00:21:06,072 --> 00:21:09,237
  2201. Now add that up and you tell me if
  2202. I'm gonna share my magazine cover
  2203.  
  2204. 475
  2205. 00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:12,270
  2206. with whatever dude is here
  2207. or the flavor of the month.
  2208.  
  2209. 476
  2210. 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,805
  2211. Uh...
  2212.  
  2213. 477
  2214. 00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:17,971
  2215. Okay. You're right.
  2216. You are right.
  2217.  
  2218. 478
  2219. 00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:20,170
  2220. Give the woman the throne,
  2221. gents!
  2222.  
  2223. 479
  2224. 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:23,771
  2225. She's earned it.
  2226. And we have a contract.
  2227.  
  2228. 480
  2229. 00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:27,004
  2230. Boom! I'm so glad my agents
  2231. are mad geniuses.
  2232.  
  2233. 481
  2234. 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,904
  2235. And Ali, you got an old
  2236. wine stain on your blouse.
  2237.  
  2238. 482
  2239. 00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:32,004
  2240. [laughs] Girl, yes,
  2241. wine next week! Your house.
  2242.  
  2243. 483
  2244. 00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:34,137
  2245. - So, you mentioned win-win.
  2246. - Yes.
  2247.  
  2248. 484
  2249. 00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:35,937
  2250. And I ate all those shrimps
  2251. over there.
  2252.  
  2253. 485
  2254. 00:21:35,939 --> 00:21:37,672
  2255. You understand? So, I win.
  2256.  
  2257. 486
  2258. 00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:40,771
  2259. My son Jamal is not gonna be
  2260. a part of this photo shoot.
  2261.  
  2262. 487
  2263. 00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:43,704
  2264. You lose. Now watch this.
  2265.  
  2266. 488
  2267. 00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:45,041
  2268. Jamal, let's go!
  2269.  
  2270. 489
  2271. 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,271
  2272. [Ethan clears throat]
  2273.  
  2274. 490
  2275. 00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,538
  2276. Jamal, it was... [sighs]
  2277.  
  2278. 491
  2279. 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,740
  2280. ...very nice to...
  2281.  
  2282. 492
  2283. 00:21:53,073 --> 00:21:55,372
  2284. Well, that could've gone worse.
  2285. How?
  2286.  
  2287. 493
  2288. 00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,940
  2289. Could've noticed the used condom
  2290. on your back earlier.
  2291.  
  2292. 494
  2293. 00:21:58,673 --> 00:21:59,905
  2294. That was a rubber glove.
  2295.  
  2296. 495
  2297. 00:21:59,907 --> 00:22:02,038
  2298. I was dyeing my hair,
  2299. you asshole.
  2300.  
  2301. 496
  2302. 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,640
  2303. Yeah...
  2304. dyeing your hair with semen.
  2305.  
  2306. 497
  2307. 00:22:05,774 --> 00:22:07,439
  2308. [woman 1]
  2309. So, the wine gal at Rite Aid
  2310.  
  2311. 498
  2312. 00:22:07,441 --> 00:22:10,172
  2313. said this was their bestseller
  2314. for bachelorette parties.
  2315.  
  2316. 499
  2317. 00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:13,339
  2318. [woman 2] Well, your taste in champagne
  2319. hasn't evolved much since college,
  2320.  
  2321. 500
  2322. 00:22:13,341 --> 00:22:14,839
  2323. but down the hatch.
  2324.  
  2325. 501
  2326. 00:22:14,841 --> 00:22:16,572
  2327. [woman 3] Kinda Chablis
  2328. meets NyQuil and bleach.
  2329.  
  2330. 502
  2331. 00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,006
  2332. Oh, it's burnt.
  2333. [Ali] Hello, everyone!
  2334.  
  2335. 503
  2336. 00:22:18,008 --> 00:22:19,973
  2337. Hey, girl.
  2338. Sorry I'm late.
  2339.  
  2340. 504
  2341. 00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,606
  2342. - [all cheer]
  2343. - [woman 3] Ah. Look at you and your boobies.
  2344.  
  2345. 505
  2346. 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,873
  2347. [Ali]
  2348. I picked up some champagne.
  2349.  
  2350. 506
  2351. 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,006
  2352. [woman 3] Thank God,
  2353. real champagne!
  2354.  
  2355. 507
  2356. 00:22:25,008 --> 00:22:26,839
  2357. Good. Because mine sucked.
  2358.  
  2359. 508
  2360. 00:22:26,841 --> 00:22:29,240
  2361. [woman 3] Happy last days of
  2362. being a single woman, cousin.
  2363.  
  2364. 509
  2365. 00:22:29,242 --> 00:22:30,639
  2366. Lots of dicks here.
  2367.  
  2368. 510
  2369. 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,206
  2370. [woman 2]
  2371. Okay, you need to put that down.
  2372.  
  2373. 511
  2374. 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,639
  2375. [Ali groans]
  2376. Oh.
  2377.  
  2378. 512
  2379. 00:22:33,641 --> 00:22:34,974
  2380. [woman 2] What'd I miss?
  2381. [woman 3] Uh-oh.
  2382.  
  2383. 513
  2384. 00:22:34,976 --> 00:22:36,539
  2385. - [woman 3] Oh, I know that face.
  2386. - Ali...
  2387.  
  2388. 514
  2389. 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,073
  2390. Yeah.
  2391. [woman 2] Oh.
  2392.  
  2393. 515
  2394. 00:22:38,075 --> 00:22:39,840
  2395. You didn't make partner,
  2396. did you?
  2397.  
  2398. 516
  2399. 00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:42,206
  2400. Did that little shit Brandon
  2401. text you?
  2402.  
  2403. 517
  2404. 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:46,707
  2405. Uh, no, your half-ass angry
  2406. smile kinda gave it all away.
  2407.  
  2408. 518
  2409. 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,740
  2410. I just can't believe that Nick
  2411.  
  2412. 519
  2413. 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,376
  2414. tried to sell me
  2415. some bullshit about how...
  2416.  
  2417. 520
  2418. 00:22:52,008 --> 00:22:54,176
  2419. how I don't connect with men.
  2420.  
  2421. 521
  2422. 00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,975
  2423. Can you believe that?
  2424.  
  2425. 522
  2426. 00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,141
  2427. Mm.
  2428.  
  2429. 523
  2430. 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,043
  2431. [Ali] Me!
  2432.  
  2433. 524
  2434. 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,207
  2435. [woman 1] I mean, it...
  2436. [woman 3] Uh...
  2437.  
  2438. 525
  2439. 00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:01,841
  2440. What? [woman 3] Uh,
  2441. let me see that bottle.
  2442.  
  2443. 526
  2444. 00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,843
  2445. - Nothing!
  2446. - [woman 3] Nothing, I...
  2447.  
  2448. 527
  2449. 00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:06,241
  2450. Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
  2451.  
  2452. 528
  2453. 00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,674
  2454. Well... I don't get it.
  2455.  
  2456. 529
  2457. 00:23:08,676 --> 00:23:11,775
  2458. Right? I grew up around men
  2459. all my life.
  2460.  
  2461. 530
  2462. 00:23:11,777 --> 00:23:13,708
  2463. - Like, fuck him!
  2464. - [woman 1] Mm, Ali...
  2465.  
  2466. 531
  2467. 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,375
  2468. I think I'm gonna call a Lyft.
  2469.  
  2470. 532
  2471. 00:23:15,377 --> 00:23:19,878
  2472. No. No. No one's calling
  2473. anything, because...
  2474.  
  2475. 533
  2476. 00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:22,909
  2477. - we should be smoking up.
  2478. - Ciarra!
  2479.  
  2480. 534
  2481. 00:23:22,911 --> 00:23:25,275
  2482. I haven't smoked that
  2483. in 25 years.
  2484.  
  2485. 535
  2486. 00:23:25,277 --> 00:23:28,778
  2487. I'm high on Christ.
  2488. I don't need it anymore.
  2489.  
  2490. 536
  2491. 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,308
  2492. Okay, so... [chuckles]
  2493.  
  2494. 537
  2495. 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,776
  2496. I have a special surprise
  2497. for you ladies.
  2498.  
  2499. 538
  2500. 00:23:34,778 --> 00:23:36,876
  2501. [Ali] Oh.
  2502. I love surprises.
  2503.  
  2504. 539
  2505. 00:23:36,878 --> 00:23:42,542
  2506. Now, we all know that Mari and James
  2507. have a bright and shiny future. Okay?
  2508.  
  2509. 540
  2510. 00:23:42,544 --> 00:23:44,575
  2511. But specifics are good, right?
  2512.  
  2513. 541
  2514. 00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:46,942
  2515. So I hired a psychic. Come on.
  2516.  
  2517. 542
  2518. 00:23:46,944 --> 00:23:49,343
  2519. Come on! Yes!
  2520. [Ali] That's really sweet, Olivia.
  2521.  
  2522. 543
  2523. 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:54,176
  2524. But don't nobody want no Dionne
  2525. Warwick psychic-hotline con artist
  2526.  
  2527. 544
  2528. 00:23:54,178 --> 00:23:56,243
  2529. spinning bullshit
  2530. about our past.
  2531.  
  2532. 545
  2533. 00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:59,545
  2534. Okay, well, she's already here,
  2535. and she probably can hear you, so...
  2536.  
  2537. 546
  2538. 00:24:00,612 --> 00:24:01,810
  2539. Ah.
  2540.  
  2541. 547
  2542. 00:24:01,812 --> 00:24:05,046
  2543. [mystical music playing]
  2544.  
  2545. 548
  2546. 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,345
  2547. Where did you find her?
  2548.  
  2549. 549
  2550. 00:24:23,347 --> 00:24:25,780
  2551. Facebook.
  2552. What?
  2553.  
  2554. 550
  2555. 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,447
  2556. All right, ladies...
  2557.  
  2558. 551
  2559. 00:24:29,347 --> 00:24:35,980
  2560. our spiritual journey tonight
  2561. will begin with...
  2562.  
  2563. 552
  2564. 00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:41,480
  2565. Oh! [speaking in tongues]
  2566.  
  2567. 553
  2568. 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,578
  2569. [chanting] ♪ Old school
  2570. players To new school fools ♪
  2571.  
  2572. 554
  2573. 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,111
  2574. ♪ Kast keep it jumpin'... ♪
  2575.  
  2576. 555
  2577. 00:24:46,113 --> 00:24:47,078
  2578. [mumbling]
  2579.  
  2580. 556
  2581. 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,413
  2582. ♪ Nigga be tryin' to... ♪
  2583.  
  2584. 557
  2585. 00:24:48,415 --> 00:24:49,645
  2586. ♪ Ain't your mama pretty ♪
  2587.  
  2588. 558
  2589. 00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,312
  2590. ♪ Got meatballs in her titty ♪
  2591.  
  2592. 559
  2593. 00:24:51,314 --> 00:24:52,814
  2594. Bee-otch!
  2595.  
  2596. 560
  2597. 00:24:53,281 --> 00:24:55,279
  2598. [mumbling, humming]
  2599.  
  2600. 561
  2601. 00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:56,181
  2602. [gasps, stomps]
  2603.  
  2604. 562
  2605. 00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:05,214
  2606. You.
  2607.  
  2608. 563
  2609. 00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,081
  2610. My card.
  2611.  
  2612. 564
  2613. 00:25:09,148 --> 00:25:10,148
  2614. Um... [chuckles]
  2615.  
  2616. 565
  2617. 00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:14,114
  2618. Please tap these cards.
  2619.  
  2620. 566
  2621. 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:20,748
  2622. Thank you.
  2623.  
  2624. 567
  2625. 00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:26,882
  2626. Hmm.
  2627.  
  2628. 568
  2629. 00:25:30,982 --> 00:25:32,015
  2630. Hmm!
  2631.  
  2632. 569
  2633. 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:34,716
  2634. Mm.
  2635.  
  2636. 570
  2637. 00:25:36,082 --> 00:25:38,616
  2638. Mmm. Mmm!
  2639.  
  2640. 571
  2641. 00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:44,616
  2642. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
  2643.  
  2644. 572
  2645. 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,216
  2646. Mmm!
  2647.  
  2648. 573
  2649. 00:25:46,549 --> 00:25:49,050
  2650. Uh! Uh!
  2651.  
  2652. 574
  2653. 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:51,849
  2654. [screams]
  2655.  
  2656. 575
  2657. 00:25:54,816 --> 00:25:57,181
  2658. It says here you're
  2659. having problems at work.
  2660.  
  2661. 576
  2662. 00:25:57,183 --> 00:26:00,814
  2663. Yeah, you heard me
  2664. talking to my girlfriends.
  2665.  
  2666. 577
  2667. 00:26:00,816 --> 00:26:03,615
  2668. Mm-hmm. Mm, mm. Mm!
  2669.  
  2670. 578
  2671. 00:26:03,617 --> 00:26:08,015
  2672. There's a man there who does
  2673. not want you to succeed.
  2674.  
  2675. 579
  2676. 00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:10,315
  2677. Uh, he feels threatened by you.
  2678.  
  2679. 580
  2680. 00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:12,382
  2681. Ah. A man? Try a dozen.
  2682.  
  2683. 581
  2684. 00:26:12,384 --> 00:26:16,117
  2685. There's also a man who you
  2686. will have a relationship with.
  2687.  
  2688. 582
  2689. 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:20,251
  2690. And his name begins with...
  2691.  
  2692. 583
  2693. 00:26:22,317 --> 00:26:23,251
  2694. W.
  2695.  
  2696. 584
  2697. 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,948
  2698. Will?
  2699. Wait, ho...
  2700.  
  2701. 585
  2702. 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:30,582
  2703. How did you know that?
  2704. How the fuck did you know that?
  2705.  
  2706. 586
  2707. 00:26:30,584 --> 00:26:32,116
  2708. [stammers]
  2709.  
  2710. 587
  2711. 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:34,749
  2712. Were you spying on me
  2713. at the Highland Tap last night?
  2714.  
  2715. 588
  2716. 00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,250
  2717. Ma'am, I don't even know
  2718. who you are.
  2719.  
  2720. 589
  2721. 00:26:36,252 --> 00:26:38,350
  2722. Plus, I'm 19 years sober.
  2723.  
  2724. 590
  2725. 00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:42,150
  2726. If you don't count the weed
  2727. and the peyote and the crack.
  2728.  
  2729. 591
  2730. 00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:43,285
  2731. Crack?
  2732.  
  2733. 592
  2734. 00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:47,420
  2735. I was just kidding. [laughs]
  2736.  
  2737. 593
  2738. 00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:49,486
  2739. Fuck the goddamn shit.
  2740.  
  2741. 594
  2742. 00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:53,186
  2743. You want to know
  2744. how to connect with men, right?
  2745.  
  2746. 595
  2747. 00:26:53,851 --> 00:26:55,484
  2748. Uh...
  2749. Well, I can help you
  2750.  
  2751. 596
  2752. 00:26:55,486 --> 00:26:57,751
  2753. open your inner portal.
  2754.  
  2755. 597
  2756. 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,783
  2757. Yeah.
  2758.  
  2759. 598
  2760. 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,650
  2761. So, let's just... have some tea.
  2762.  
  2763. 599
  2764. 00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:05,718
  2765. Oh, I don't really like tea.
  2766. No, no, have some.
  2767.  
  2768. 600
  2769. 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,750
  2770. [Ali]
  2771. Oh, what's that smell?
  2772.  
  2773. 601
  2774. 00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,584
  2775. Oh, that's
  2776. the fey lougawou plant.
  2777.  
  2778. 602
  2779. 00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:12,618
  2780. It's an extract from Haiti.
  2781.  
  2782. 603
  2783. 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:14,053
  2784. Then I can read you.
  2785.  
  2786. 604
  2787. 00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:21,653
  2788. Just take a sip.
  2789.  
  2790. 605
  2791. 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,584
  2792. Go on, take a sip. Relax.
  2793.  
  2794. 606
  2795. 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:26,686
  2796. Ew.
  2797. Oh.
  2798.  
  2799. 607
  2800. 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,320
  2801. Whoa, yes!
  2802.  
  2803. 608
  2804. 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,318
  2805. Now...
  2806. [gagging]
  2807.  
  2808. 609
  2809. 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,320
  2810. [women gasping]
  2811. Oh, yeah, drink it.
  2812.  
  2813. 610
  2814. 00:27:35,953 --> 00:27:37,887
  2815. Get it down. Sip it.
  2816. Uh...
  2817.  
  2818. 611
  2819. 00:27:38,587 --> 00:27:42,652
  2820. Oh. Travel within.
  2821. Feel yourself.
  2822.  
  2823. 612
  2824. 00:27:42,654 --> 00:27:45,753
  2825. Feel it. Relax.
  2826.  
  2827. 613
  2828. 00:27:46,255 --> 00:27:47,388
  2829. You are yin...
  2830.  
  2831. 614
  2832. 00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:49,821
  2833. and you are yang. [echoing]
  2834.  
  2835. 615
  2836. 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,353
  2837. You are both male and female.
  2838.  
  2839. 616
  2840. 00:27:55,355 --> 00:27:57,486
  2841. [moaning]
  2842.  
  2843. 617
  2844. 00:27:57,488 --> 00:27:59,919
  2845. Ali. Oh, feel it all inside.
  2846.  
  2847. 618
  2848. 00:27:59,921 --> 00:28:00,952
  2849. [tribal music playing]
  2850.  
  2851. 619
  2852. 00:28:00,954 --> 00:28:03,021
  2853. Let it work your insides.
  2854.  
  2855. 620
  2856. 00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:05,423
  2857. You are yin...
  2858.  
  2859. 621
  2860. 00:28:05,888 --> 00:28:06,952
  2861. Do you feel it?
  2862.  
  2863. 622
  2864. 00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:09,156
  2865. ...and you are yang.
  2866.  
  2867. 623
  2868. 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,354
  2869. Journey within.
  2870.  
  2871. 624
  2872. 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:15,487
  2873. Hear your inner,
  2874. inner, inner voice.
  2875.  
  2876. 625
  2877. 00:28:15,489 --> 00:28:16,553
  2878. Ali.
  2879.  
  2880. 626
  2881. 00:28:16,555 --> 00:28:18,187
  2882. [hip-hop music playing]
  2883.  
  2884. 627
  2885. 00:28:18,189 --> 00:28:20,089
  2886. [Olivia] I'm ready to
  2887. shake a tail feather!
  2888.  
  2889. 628
  2890. 00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:24,220
  2891. We didn't get enough of that bong.
  2892. Hey, Lyft driver!
  2893.  
  2894. 629
  2895. 00:28:24,222 --> 00:28:27,422
  2896. Are you ready for the girls?
  2897. Whoo!
  2898.  
  2899. 630
  2900. 00:28:27,424 --> 00:28:30,087
  2901. The party bus has arrived!
  2902. Yes!
  2903.  
  2904. 631
  2905. 00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:31,953
  2906. [Ciarra] Bitch said
  2907. my fashion was terrible.
  2908.  
  2909. 632
  2910. 00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:34,955
  2911. [Mari] Oh, that was so much fun.
  2912. It was such a great reading.
  2913.  
  2914. 633
  2915. 00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:38,190
  2916. [crowd cheering]
  2917.  
  2918. 634
  2919. 00:28:39,856 --> 00:28:43,090
  2920. [music continues]
  2921.  
  2922. 635
  2923. 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:05,389
  2924. [Mari] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
  2925. take it easy, girl.
  2926.  
  2927. 636
  2928. 00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:08,822
  2929. I don't want to spend my special night
  2930. holding your hair out of the toilet.
  2931.  
  2932. 637
  2933. 00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:11,158
  2934. No, girl, I'm good.
  2935. [Mari] Okay.
  2936.  
  2937. 638
  2938. 00:29:11,891 --> 00:29:14,056
  2939. I don't know
  2940. if it's that freaky tea
  2941.  
  2942. 639
  2943. 00:29:14,058 --> 00:29:16,889
  2944. or if it's all the weed
  2945. and the Hennessy,
  2946.  
  2947. 640
  2948. 00:29:16,891 --> 00:29:19,390
  2949. but honey, I am feeling it!
  2950.  
  2951. 641
  2952. 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:22,357
  2953. Is anybody else feeling...
  2954. [whistles]
  2955.  
  2956. 642
  2957. 00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:24,958
  2958. ["Hoochie Mama" playing]
  2959.  
  2960. 643
  2961. 00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:27,958
  2962. [crowd cheering]
  2963.  
  2964. 644
  2965. 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:33,025
  2966. [song continues]
  2967.  
  2968. 645
  2969. 00:29:34,992 --> 00:29:38,257
  2970. [squealing] That's my song!
  2971.  
  2972. 646
  2973. 00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:40,856
  2974. Uh, actually, it's my song.
  2975. [chuckles]
  2976.  
  2977. 647
  2978. 00:29:40,858 --> 00:29:42,623
  2979. Oh!
  2980. You... You remember?
  2981.  
  2982. 648
  2983. 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,191
  2984. Before I started
  2985. following the Lord,
  2986.  
  2987. 649
  2988. 00:29:44,193 --> 00:29:47,124
  2989. I was following 2 Live Crew
  2990. on tour.
  2991.  
  2992. 650
  2993. 00:29:47,126 --> 00:29:49,890
  2994. It's true, it's so true.
  2995. Oh, my God!
  2996.  
  2997. 651
  2998. 00:29:49,892 --> 00:29:53,124
  2999. Little secret here...
  3000. this song is about me. Shh.
  3001.  
  3002. 652
  3003. 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,893
  3004. [laughs]
  3005. [blows whistle]
  3006.  
  3007. 653
  3008. 00:29:58,493 --> 00:29:59,626
  3009. All right.
  3010.  
  3011. 654
  3012. 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:05,659
  3013. Okay, I gotta go.
  3014. I gotta go. Move.
  3015.  
  3016. 655
  3017. 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,194
  3018. [blows whistle]
  3019.  
  3020. 656
  3021. 00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:20,127
  3022. Ooh!
  3023. Whoo!
  3024.  
  3025. 657
  3026. 00:30:20,592 --> 00:30:22,227
  3027. [song continues]
  3028.  
  3029. 658
  3030. 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,960
  3031. [singing along]
  3032.  
  3033. 659
  3034. 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,328
  3035. Oh, someone had
  3036. too much whiskey tonight.
  3037.  
  3038. 660
  3039. 00:30:40,727 --> 00:30:42,228
  3040. [sings]
  3041.  
  3042. 661
  3043. 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,162
  3044. Whoo!
  3045.  
  3046. 662
  3047. 00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:49,861
  3048. Whoo!
  3049.  
  3050. 663
  3051. 00:30:57,928 --> 00:30:58,692
  3052. Whoo!
  3053.  
  3054. 664
  3055. 00:30:58,694 --> 00:31:00,229
  3056. Ah! Ah!
  3057.  
  3058. 665
  3059. 00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:01,826
  3060. [crowd gasps]
  3061.  
  3062. 666
  3063. 00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:03,861
  3064. [music fades]
  3065.  
  3066. 667
  3067. 00:31:07,628 --> 00:31:10,227
  3068. [intercom beeps]
  3069. [PA, indistinct]
  3070.  
  3071. 668
  3072. 00:31:10,229 --> 00:31:12,760
  3073. Oh. Morning, Ms. Davis.
  3074. [chuckles]
  3075.  
  3076. 669
  3077. 00:31:12,762 --> 00:31:14,827
  3078. All your signs look good,
  3079.  
  3080. 670
  3081. 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:18,996
  3082. but I'm gonna check your vitals once more
  3083. before we release you back in the wild.
  3084.  
  3085. 671
  3086. 00:31:20,096 --> 00:31:22,094
  3087. [doctor's voice] Thank God
  3088. this one didn't die on me.
  3089.  
  3090. 672
  3091. 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:25,062
  3092. Some dickweed shoves a whole
  3093. hairdryer into his rectum,
  3094.  
  3095. 673
  3096. 00:31:25,064 --> 00:31:26,928
  3097. electrocutes himself
  3098. in the shower,
  3099.  
  3100. 674
  3101. 00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:28,727
  3102. but somehow I'm responsible.
  3103.  
  3104. 675
  3105. 00:31:28,729 --> 00:31:30,328
  3106. I mean, who does that?
  3107.  
  3108. 676
  3109. 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:32,062
  3110. Um, excuse me.
  3111.  
  3112. 677
  3113. 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,528
  3114. Hmm?
  3115. Doc.
  3116.  
  3117. 678
  3118. 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,028
  3119. Did you say something?
  3120.  
  3121. 679
  3122. 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:35,897
  3123. No.
  3124.  
  3125. 680
  3126. 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,262
  3127. You did. You said something
  3128.  
  3129. 681
  3130. 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:42,064
  3131. about some dude
  3132. shoving a hairdryer up his ass.
  3133.  
  3134. 682
  3135. 00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,594
  3136. - I don't think I did.
  3137. - No, I heard you.
  3138.  
  3139. 683
  3140. 00:31:45,596 --> 00:31:46,961
  3141. And that's... that's weird.
  3142.  
  3143. 684
  3144. 00:31:46,963 --> 00:31:49,265
  3145. That's something
  3146. very weird to say.
  3147.  
  3148. 685
  3149. 00:31:50,298 --> 00:31:52,129
  3150. Oh, well, anyway, uh...
  3151.  
  3152. 686
  3153. 00:31:52,131 --> 00:31:54,531
  3154. Blood pressure's normal.
  3155. All good.
  3156.  
  3157. 687
  3158. 00:31:54,798 --> 00:31:56,862
  3159. I must be losing it.
  3160.  
  3161. 688
  3162. 00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:59,962
  3163. Starting today, no more drinking at work.
  3164. Just cocaine.
  3165.  
  3166. 689
  3167. 00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:03,296
  3168. Hey! Why are you telling
  3169. me about your coke problem?
  3170.  
  3171. 690
  3172. 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:06,263
  3173. A, it makes me very uncomfortable.
  3174. You're a doctor.
  3175.  
  3176. 691
  3177. 00:32:06,265 --> 00:32:08,798
  3178. And B,
  3179. just too much information.
  3180.  
  3181. 692
  3182. 00:32:10,131 --> 00:32:12,695
  3183. - I didn't say anything.
  3184. - You did.
  3185.  
  3186. 693
  3187. 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,796
  3188. - Are you taping this?
  3189. - What?
  3190.  
  3191. 694
  3192. 00:32:14,798 --> 00:32:16,232
  3193. I'm calling a lawyer.
  3194.  
  3195. 695
  3196. 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:18,832
  3197. You need rehab.
  3198.  
  3199. 696
  3200. 00:32:19,597 --> 00:32:20,897
  3201. Where's my cell phone?
  3202.  
  3203. 697
  3204. 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,963
  3205. Oh, you're okay. Hallelujah.
  3206.  
  3207. 698
  3208. 00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:25,531
  3209. Praise the Lord.
  3210. I've been praying and fasting all night.
  3211.  
  3212. 699
  3213. 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,997
  3214. - I'm starving! Muah, muah.
  3215. - Oh, you are so dramatic.
  3216.  
  3217. 700
  3218. 00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:29,630
  3219. And my knees are killing me.
  3220.  
  3221. 701
  3222. 00:32:29,632 --> 00:32:31,431
  3223. Hey, girl, I got some Combos.
  3224. Raided the vending machine!
  3225.  
  3226. 702
  3227. 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:34,797
  3228. This place
  3229. smells like gonorrhea. Ugh!
  3230.  
  3231. 703
  3232. 00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,365
  3233. - What did you say?
  3234. - Hmm?
  3235.  
  3236. 704
  3237. 00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:39,131
  3238. - Ms. Davis, you're free to go.
  3239. - Oh, finally!
  3240.  
  3241. 705
  3242. 00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,397
  3243. I can take you home
  3244. or I brought work clothes.
  3245.  
  3246. 706
  3247. 00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:42,864
  3248. Work.
  3249.  
  3250. 707
  3251. 00:32:42,866 --> 00:32:44,531
  3252. Ali, can't you
  3253. take it easy for a change?
  3254.  
  3255. 708
  3256. 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,964
  3257. No, no, no. Don't do that.
  3258.  
  3259. 709
  3260. 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,000
  3261. You know what,
  3262. close that so I can get dressed.
  3263.  
  3264. 710
  3265. 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,564
  3266. Hey, queen.
  3267. Hi, how are you?
  3268.  
  3269. 711
  3270. 00:32:51,566 --> 00:32:54,231
  3271. I'm good.
  3272. So... here's the T.
  3273.  
  3274. 712
  3275. 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:57,098
  3276. We had a bachelorette party last
  3277. night, and we're a little hung over.
  3278.  
  3279. 713
  3280. 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:00,697
  3281. So if you could just
  3282. hook us up with some... Oxy?
  3283.  
  3284. 714
  3285. 00:33:00,699 --> 00:33:02,465
  3286. No, ma'am, I'm sorry.
  3287. I can't do that.
  3288.  
  3289. 715
  3290. 00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:03,866
  3291. Darvocet?
  3292.  
  3293. 716
  3294. 00:33:04,301 --> 00:33:05,234
  3295. Percocet?
  3296.  
  3297. 717
  3298. 00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:07,999
  3299. Any 'cets?
  3300.  
  3301. 718
  3302. 00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:10,965
  3303. All the 'cets? Oh, you nasty!
  3304. All the 'cets?
  3305.  
  3306. 719
  3307. 00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:12,698
  3308. No, ma'am,
  3309. we can't do that. Sorry.
  3310.  
  3311. 720
  3312. 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,832
  3313. Okay, this is gonna
  3314. change your mind.
  3315.  
  3316. 721
  3317. 00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:17,365
  3318. Gonna blow your mind.
  3319.  
  3320. 722
  3321. 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,299
  3322. - No, I'm sorry.
  3323. - Meet me on eight.
  3324.  
  3325. 723
  3326. 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,799
  3327. Girl, I can't do transactions
  3328. in public like this.
  3329.  
  3330. 724
  3331. 00:33:20,801 --> 00:33:22,302
  3332. On eight, in the closet.
  3333.  
  3334. 725
  3335. 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,167
  3336. [Ali] Oh, my doctor says
  3337. I can't drive for a week.
  3338.  
  3339. 726
  3340. 00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:29,935
  3341. Which should give me enough time
  3342. to find my driver's license.
  3343.  
  3344. 727
  3345. 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:33,267
  3346. Which could be anywhere,
  3347. after last night.
  3348.  
  3349. 728
  3350. 00:33:33,269 --> 00:33:37,100
  3351. Well, at least I don't have to peel
  3352. used condoms off your back today.
  3353.  
  3354. 729
  3355. 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,135
  3356. So far.
  3357.  
  3358. 730
  3359. 00:33:39,635 --> 00:33:41,833
  3360. Okay, stop doing that.
  3361.  
  3362. 731
  3363. 00:33:41,835 --> 00:33:43,200
  3364. Stop doing what?
  3365.  
  3366. 732
  3367. 00:33:43,202 --> 00:33:45,133
  3368. Talking
  3369. without moving your mouth
  3370.  
  3371. 733
  3372. 00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:48,400
  3373. and saying rude shit you should
  3374. not be saying to your boss.
  3375.  
  3376. 734
  3377. 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,866
  3378. I swear on my life
  3379.  
  3380. 735
  3381. 00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,467
  3382. I would never say
  3383. anything disrespectful
  3384.  
  3385. 736
  3386. 00:33:51,469 --> 00:33:52,933
  3387. or inappropriate to you ever.
  3388.  
  3389. 737
  3390. 00:33:52,935 --> 00:33:55,034
  3391. Which is more than
  3392. I can say for you.
  3393.  
  3394. 738
  3395. 00:33:55,036 --> 00:33:56,766
  3396. Right there. You just did it.
  3397.  
  3398. 739
  3399. 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,434
  3400. You said,
  3401. "More than I can say for you."
  3402.  
  3403. 740
  3404. 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,599
  3405. And then there was that crack
  3406. about the condom on my back.
  3407.  
  3408. 741
  3409. 00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:03,268
  3410. I heard you say it! But I...
  3411. [stammers] I didn't say it.
  3412.  
  3413. 742
  3414. 00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:04,967
  3415. Holy shit,
  3416. are you reading my mind?
  3417.  
  3418. 743
  3419. 00:34:04,969 --> 00:34:06,435
  3420. Because if you can hear
  3421. my inner thoughts,
  3422.  
  3423. 744
  3424. 00:34:06,437 --> 00:34:08,134
  3425. I am super fucked!
  3426.  
  3427. 745
  3428. 00:34:08,136 --> 00:34:10,803
  3429. I can hear your inner thoughts,
  3430. and you are super fucked!
  3431.  
  3432. 746
  3433. 00:34:11,237 --> 00:34:13,401
  3434. [both scream]
  3435.  
  3436. 747
  3437. 00:34:13,403 --> 00:34:14,967
  3438. Stop screaming!
  3439.  
  3440. 748
  3441. 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,767
  3442. [mentally screaming]
  3443. I said stop doing that!
  3444.  
  3445. 749
  3446. 00:34:16,769 --> 00:34:18,334
  3447. Okay, Brandon, pull over.
  3448. Okay.
  3449.  
  3450. 750
  3451. 00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:20,169
  3452. Pull over, I need some air.
  3453. I'm pulling over.
  3454.  
  3455. 751
  3456. 00:34:20,171 --> 00:34:21,768
  3457. I need some air.
  3458. Pull over right here!
  3459.  
  3460. 752
  3461. 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,870
  3462. I'm pulling over!
  3463.  
  3464. 753
  3465. 00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:26,301
  3466. Stop the fucking car!
  3467. I'm stopping the car!
  3468.  
  3469. 754
  3470. 00:34:26,303 --> 00:34:27,968
  3471. I stopped thinking! I swear!
  3472.  
  3473. 755
  3474. 00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:29,469
  3475. I'm not screaming inside my head!
  3476. Hello? No, no, no, no.
  3477.  
  3478. 756
  3479. 00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:31,301
  3480. Wait, what are you doing?
  3481. You don't do stairs!
  3482.  
  3483. 757
  3484. 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,870
  3485. What are you doing?
  3486.  
  3487. 758
  3488. 00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:36,735
  3489. Okay, okay.
  3490.  
  3491. 759
  3492. 00:34:36,737 --> 00:34:38,536
  3493. [breathes deeply]
  3494.  
  3495. 760
  3496. 00:34:38,538 --> 00:34:39,870
  3497. Fresh air.
  3498.  
  3499. 761
  3500. 00:34:43,072 --> 00:34:46,335
  3501. [man 1] Goddamn dog.
  3502. I wish I could shit anywhere.
  3503.  
  3504. 762
  3505. 00:34:46,337 --> 00:34:48,236
  3506. That would be cool.
  3507.  
  3508. 763
  3509. 00:34:48,238 --> 00:34:50,236
  3510. [man 2] These shoes
  3511. are fucking killing me.
  3512.  
  3513. 764
  3514. 00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:52,170
  3515. [man 3] What was the name
  3516. of that cheese that I liked?
  3517.  
  3518. 765
  3519. 00:34:52,172 --> 00:34:53,969
  3520. [man 4] Michael Keaton
  3521. was the best Batman.
  3522.  
  3523. 766
  3524. 00:34:53,971 --> 00:34:56,969
  3525. [man 5] Yes, bitch,
  3526. I look good in this hat. I know.
  3527.  
  3528. 767
  3529. 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,903
  3530. [man 6] That's water
  3531. on my pants, not pee.
  3532.  
  3533. 768
  3534. 00:34:58,905 --> 00:35:00,869
  3535. [man 7] Is it "croyssant"
  3536. or "croissant"? Oh!
  3537.  
  3538. 769
  3539. 00:35:00,871 --> 00:35:03,137
  3540. [man 8] Nothing wrong with being a
  3541. virgin, no matter what my mom says.
  3542.  
  3543. 770
  3544. 00:35:03,139 --> 00:35:05,104
  3545. [man 9] French people are so cool.
  3546. [man 10] Did I let the dog out?
  3547.  
  3548. 771
  3549. 00:35:05,106 --> 00:35:07,305
  3550. [man 11] I wish I'd fucked a
  3551. black broad before I got married.
  3552.  
  3553. 772
  3554. 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,039
  3555. Hello, Oprah!
  3556.  
  3557. 773
  3558. 00:35:11,806 --> 00:35:14,139
  3559. No! No! No! No!
  3560.  
  3561. 774
  3562. 00:35:17,572 --> 00:35:19,970
  3563. [Brandon] Would you stop running?
  3564. It's cobblestone!
  3565.  
  3566. 775
  3567. 00:35:19,972 --> 00:35:21,270
  3568. Shut up, just shut up!
  3569.  
  3570. 776
  3571. 00:35:21,272 --> 00:35:23,204
  3572. Good morning, Ms. Davis.
  3573. Good morning.
  3574.  
  3575. 777
  3576. 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:26,603
  3577. This whole wearing ladies'
  3578. underwear thing is fantastic.
  3579.  
  3580. 778
  3581. 00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:27,972
  3582. Who knew?
  3583.  
  3584. 779
  3585. 00:35:29,074 --> 00:35:31,304
  3586. Ali, can you hear other people?
  3587.  
  3588. 780
  3589. 00:35:31,306 --> 00:35:35,337
  3590. Key to signing Matt Ryan: befriending
  3591. his wife through mutual friends at BC.
  3592.  
  3593. 781
  3594. 00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:38,005
  3595. What are the odds that
  3596. we sponsor the same charity?
  3597.  
  3598. 782
  3599. 00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,807
  3600. She vouches for me,
  3601. boom, I'm in.
  3602.  
  3603. 783
  3604. 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:43,472
  3605. Shit, man, that's some next-level
  3606. ass-kissing right there. Respect!
  3607.  
  3608. 784
  3609. 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,638
  3610. [Ethan] How does this douche
  3611. have a nicer watch than me?
  3612.  
  3613. 785
  3614. 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,272
  3615. Got to be family money.
  3616.  
  3617. 786
  3618. 00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:49,873
  3619. Shit, I hope no one figures out
  3620. that this Rolex is a fake.
  3621.  
  3622. 787
  3623. 00:35:50,507 --> 00:35:52,272
  3624. What up, Ali D?
  3625. Gentlemen.
  3626.  
  3627. 788
  3628. 00:35:52,274 --> 00:35:55,039
  3629. [Eddie] Ugh! I hate my voice.
  3630. I hate my nose. I hate my chin.
  3631.  
  3632. 789
  3633. 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,874
  3634. I suck, I suck, I suck!
  3635. [Ali groans quietly]
  3636.  
  3637. 790
  3638. 00:35:57,207 --> 00:36:00,338
  3639. [man 1] Pretend I'm working,
  3640. pretend I'm working, pretend I'm working.
  3641.  
  3642. 791
  3643. 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,571
  3644. [man 2] I'm pretty sure
  3645. I still reek of tequila.
  3646.  
  3647. 792
  3648. 00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:03,672
  3649. No more day drinking.
  3650. Good morning.
  3651.  
  3652. 793
  3653. 00:36:03,674 --> 00:36:05,340
  3654. Look straight ahead.
  3655.  
  3656. 794
  3657. 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:06,872
  3658. [man 3]
  3659. God, these piercings hurt.
  3660.  
  3661. 795
  3662. 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,272
  3663. God, these piercings hurt!
  3664.  
  3665. 796
  3666. 00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:10,272
  3667. [man 4] Come on,
  3668. anal isn't cheating.
  3669.  
  3670. 797
  3671. 00:36:10,274 --> 00:36:12,039
  3672. [man 5] I wonder if it's too late
  3673. to become a marine biologist.
  3674.  
  3675. 798
  3676. 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:13,572
  3677. [man 6] I don't think
  3678. this deodorant is working.
  3679.  
  3680. 799
  3681. 00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:14,806
  3682. What? The Jets?
  3683.  
  3684. 800
  3685. 00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:16,107
  3686. Are you fucking kidding me?
  3687.  
  3688. 801
  3689. 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:18,107
  3690. Are you fucking
  3691. kidding me?
  3692.  
  3693. 802
  3694. 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,574
  3695. See, this is why Dad left.
  3696.  
  3697. 803
  3698. 00:36:19,874 --> 00:36:21,705
  3699. This is exactly why Dad left
  3700. because of shit like this.
  3701.  
  3702. 804
  3703. 00:36:21,707 --> 00:36:22,975
  3704. Oh, hey, you two.
  3705.  
  3706. 805
  3707. 00:36:23,408 --> 00:36:28,208
  3708. Ooh, I'd pay $10,000
  3709. to see those nipples. Plus tax.
  3710.  
  3711. 806
  3712. 00:36:29,009 --> 00:36:30,241
  3713. [mouthing]
  3714.  
  3715. 807
  3716. 00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:36,973
  3717. No, this is not happening.
  3718. This is not...
  3719.  
  3720. 808
  3721. 00:36:36,975 --> 00:36:39,040
  3722. Oh, my God, please make it stop!
  3723.  
  3724. 809
  3725. 00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:41,174
  3726. - Oh, God, you walk fast in those heels.
  3727. - Please, God, make it stop.
  3728.  
  3729. 810
  3730. 00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:43,974
  3731. Is this thing still on?
  3732. Testing, testing.
  3733.  
  3734. 811
  3735. 00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:46,407
  3736. I enjoy apple slices
  3737. with cinnamon.
  3738.  
  3739. 812
  3740. 00:36:46,409 --> 00:36:49,207
  3741. Okay, your snack choices
  3742. do not interest me right now!
  3743.  
  3744. 813
  3745. 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,340
  3746. Oh, I'm so scared. I need help!
  3747. Can't you see that?
  3748.  
  3749. 814
  3750. 00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:54,307
  3751. Help me! Help me!
  3752.  
  3753. 815
  3754. 00:36:54,309 --> 00:36:56,240
  3755. Help me! Okay, I'm helping!
  3756. I'm helping.
  3757.  
  3758. 816
  3759. 00:36:56,242 --> 00:36:59,174
  3760. I am booking us a psychiatrist
  3761. with side-by-side couches.
  3762.  
  3763. 817
  3764. 00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:01,808
  3765. No, no, no! No more doctors!
  3766. I can't handle doctors!
  3767.  
  3768. 818
  3769. 00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:03,841
  3770. I'm in the middle of too much
  3771. work shit for this!
  3772.  
  3773. 819
  3774. 00:37:03,843 --> 00:37:05,475
  3775. I can't handle this! I can't...
  3776.  
  3777. 820
  3778. 00:37:05,477 --> 00:37:10,042
  3779. Oh, my God. I'm so hot.
  3780. I'm so hot. Oh, my God.
  3781.  
  3782. 821
  3783. 00:37:10,044 --> 00:37:12,542
  3784. I'm getting hot! I'm hot!
  3785.  
  3786. 822
  3787. 00:37:12,544 --> 00:37:14,809
  3788. Do something.
  3789. Okay, okay, okay!
  3790.  
  3791. 823
  3792. 00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:16,574
  3793. You know
  3794. what's weird about this?
  3795.  
  3796. 824
  3797. 00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:18,942
  3798. When people hear voices,
  3799. it's usually God or Satan,
  3800.  
  3801. 825
  3802. 00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,308
  3803. not their assistant.
  3804.  
  3805. 826
  3806. 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:23,243
  3807. Okay, wait.
  3808. Let me see something. Move!
  3809.  
  3810. 827
  3811. 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,209
  3812. [man 1] Yo, I want some sushi.
  3813. But it's Monday.
  3814.  
  3815. 828
  3816. 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,276
  3817. [man 2] How many pees a day is too many?
  3818. I gotta get my prostate checked.
  3819.  
  3820. 829
  3821. 00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:31,009
  3822. [man 3] I am not
  3823. going back to naked yoga.
  3824.  
  3825. 830
  3826. 00:37:31,011 --> 00:37:32,909
  3827. [man 4] Another pair of sneakers?
  3828. What the fuck?
  3829.  
  3830. 831
  3831. 00:37:32,911 --> 00:37:35,077
  3832. - [man 5] Did I leave the back door open?
  3833. - [man 6] Tinder or Grindr?
  3834.  
  3835. 832
  3836. 00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:37,010
  3837. [man 7]
  3838. Junk, junk, junk in the trunk.
  3839.  
  3840. 833
  3841. 00:37:37,012 --> 00:37:38,642
  3842. [man 8] Damn! How the hell
  3843. did she get pregnant?
  3844.  
  3845. 834
  3846. 00:37:38,644 --> 00:37:40,242
  3847. I pulled out twice.
  3848. Oh, my God!
  3849.  
  3850. 835
  3851. 00:37:40,244 --> 00:37:43,743
  3852. Okay, so apparently
  3853. I only hear men's voices.
  3854.  
  3855. 836
  3856. 00:37:43,745 --> 00:37:45,609
  3857. And yours. [whimpers]
  3858.  
  3859. 837
  3860. 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,142
  3861. Okay. Ouch.
  3862. Wait, wait, wait.
  3863.  
  3864. 838
  3865. 00:37:48,144 --> 00:37:50,109
  3866. Walk me through last night...
  3867. the bachelorette party.
  3868.  
  3869. 839
  3870. 00:37:50,111 --> 00:37:52,943
  3871. Did... Did you gals get into
  3872. any controlled substances?
  3873.  
  3874. 840
  3875. 00:37:52,945 --> 00:37:55,077
  3876. Weed? X? Coke? Ayahuasca?
  3877. Meth? A little. No.
  3878.  
  3879. 841
  3880. 00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:57,210
  3881. LSD? Fentanyl? Bath salt? No!
  3882.  
  3883. 842
  3884. 00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:59,709
  3885. - Are you in a K hole?
  3886. - [gasps]
  3887.  
  3888. 843
  3889. 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:00,844
  3890. Wait.
  3891.  
  3892. 844
  3893. 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,576
  3894. There was this psychic. Sister.
  3895.  
  3896. 845
  3897. 00:38:02,578 --> 00:38:04,177
  3898. Yes! Yes! Sister!
  3899.  
  3900. 846
  3901. 00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:06,644
  3902. And she was supposed to help me
  3903. understand men better.
  3904.  
  3905. 847
  3906. 00:38:06,646 --> 00:38:09,243
  3907. She gave me this tea, this tea,
  3908. and she made me drink it.
  3909.  
  3910. 848
  3911. 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,610
  3912. And it was nasty.
  3913. It tasted like dirt.
  3914.  
  3915. 849
  3916. 00:38:11,612 --> 00:38:13,944
  3917. - And you drank it?
  3918. - She said to!
  3919.  
  3920. 850
  3921. 00:38:13,946 --> 00:38:15,911
  3922. I thought black people stopped
  3923. drinking tea after Get Out.
  3924.  
  3925. 851
  3926. 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:17,644
  3927. [sighs]
  3928. You forgot to stay woke.
  3929.  
  3930. 852
  3931. 00:38:17,646 --> 00:38:19,777
  3932. Shut up! We need to see Sister.
  3933.  
  3934. 853
  3935. 00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:23,014
  3936. [upbeat music playing]
  3937.  
  3938. 854
  3939. 00:38:28,579 --> 00:38:29,480
  3940. Um, that's it.
  3941.  
  3942. 855
  3943. 00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:32,280
  3944. "Hot Chocolate
  3945. Hair Designers"?
  3946.  
  3947. 856
  3948. 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:35,678
  3949. Yeah.
  3950. You drank tea from this place?
  3951.  
  3952. 857
  3953. 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,412
  3954. Hey, don't judge me.
  3955. Okay.
  3956.  
  3957. 858
  3958. 00:38:38,414 --> 00:38:40,111
  3959. [Ali] Just pull it together
  3960. and act normal.
  3961.  
  3962. 859
  3963. 00:38:40,113 --> 00:38:44,212
  3964. Yeah, girl.
  3965. She bleached all his clothes.
  3966.  
  3967. 860
  3968. 00:38:44,214 --> 00:38:45,979
  3969. I know, I was looking
  3970. outside my window. I...
  3971.  
  3972. 861
  3973. 00:38:45,981 --> 00:38:50,580
  3974. Mm-hmm. I woulda did the same thing.
  3975. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
  3976.  
  3977. 862
  3978. 00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:57,245
  3979. Hi, ladies. Excuse me.
  3980.  
  3981. 863
  3982. 00:38:57,247 --> 00:39:00,012
  3983. I'm looking for a psychic
  3984. by the name of Sister.
  3985.  
  3986. 864
  3987. 00:39:00,014 --> 00:39:02,181
  3988. Um, I heard she works here.
  3989.  
  3990. 865
  3991. 00:39:04,181 --> 00:39:07,547
  3992. Hey, Sister!
  3993. You got customers.
  3994.  
  3995. 866
  3996. 00:39:07,549 --> 00:39:09,280
  3997. [Sister]
  3998. Well, send 'em on back.
  3999.  
  4000. 867
  4001. 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:10,579
  4002. Through that curtain.
  4003.  
  4004. 868
  4005. 00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:12,849
  4006. [Sister singing]
  4007.  
  4008. 869
  4009. 00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:17,280
  4010. Come on! [Sister] ♪ Dance with
  4011. me, dance with me ♪
  4012.  
  4013. 870
  4014. 00:39:17,282 --> 00:39:21,213
  4015. ♪ And romance with me
  4016. Romance with me ♪
  4017.  
  4018. 871
  4019. 00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:28,180
  4020. ♪ Oh, baby
  4021. Don't you see me crying? ♪
  4022.  
  4023. 872
  4024. 00:39:28,182 --> 00:39:33,281
  4025. ♪ I'll do you right, right
  4026. Baby tonight ♪
  4027.  
  4028. 873
  4029. 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,481
  4030. Hi.
  4031. Hi.
  4032.  
  4033. 874
  4034. 00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:36,347
  4035. You looking for indica
  4036. or sativa?
  4037.  
  4038. 875
  4039. 00:39:36,349 --> 00:39:40,314
  4040. Look, I got this hybrid
  4041. called Gorilla Glue.
  4042.  
  4043. 876
  4044. 00:39:40,316 --> 00:39:45,917
  4045. Baby, it'll take you up and
  4046. then lay you back down to chill.
  4047.  
  4048. 877
  4049. 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:48,347
  4050. I'm not here to buy weed.
  4051.  
  4052. 878
  4053. 00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:51,282
  4054. I actually need psychic advice,
  4055. please.
  4056.  
  4057. 879
  4058. 00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:52,948
  4059. I was just kidding.
  4060.  
  4061. 880
  4062. 00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:54,049
  4063. Oh.
  4064.  
  4065. 881
  4066. 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,980
  4067. We all know weed is illegal
  4068. in the state of Georgia.
  4069.  
  4070. 882
  4071. 00:39:56,982 --> 00:39:59,515
  4072. - Okay.
  4073. - For the moment. [chuckles]
  4074.  
  4075. 883
  4076. 00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:03,549
  4077. You can sit over there.
  4078. I can... just get a quick wash.
  4079.  
  4080. 884
  4081. 00:40:03,551 --> 00:40:04,716
  4082. So...
  4083.  
  4084. 885
  4085. 00:40:06,918 --> 00:40:09,250
  4086. what can I do for you, baby?
  4087.  
  4088. 886
  4089. 00:40:10,552 --> 00:40:15,048
  4090. You did a... a tarot reading at my
  4091. friend Mari's bachelorette night.
  4092.  
  4093. 887
  4094. 00:40:15,050 --> 00:40:16,948
  4095. Mm-hmm.
  4096. And you made me drink
  4097.  
  4098. 888
  4099. 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,183
  4100. - this really funky tea.
  4101. - Mm.
  4102.  
  4103. 889
  4104. 00:40:19,185 --> 00:40:22,550
  4105. And, um, it messed me up.
  4106. So, what was in it?
  4107.  
  4108. 890
  4109. 00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:24,351
  4110. Oh, that was just jasmine tea.
  4111.  
  4112. 891
  4113. 00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:28,051
  4114. - [Ali] Oh.
  4115. - And a teeny bit of pot.
  4116.  
  4117. 892
  4118. 00:40:29,518 --> 00:40:33,083
  4119. And a teeny, tiny bit of... X.
  4120.  
  4121. 893
  4122. 00:40:33,085 --> 00:40:35,383
  4123. - What?
  4124. - FYI, you signed a waiver.
  4125.  
  4126. 894
  4127. 00:40:35,385 --> 00:40:39,517
  4128. - So you dosed me?
  4129. - No, no, no. See, people... People like it.
  4130.  
  4131. 895
  4132. 00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:42,716
  4133. People enjoy this, generally.
  4134. But what do you want me to do?
  4135.  
  4136. 896
  4137. 00:40:42,718 --> 00:40:43,850
  4138. Some dry cleaning?
  4139. Mm-mm.
  4140.  
  4141. 897
  4142. 00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:45,284
  4143. Did she... Did you shit yourself?
  4144.  
  4145. 898
  4146. 00:40:45,286 --> 00:40:47,850
  4147. - No. No. No.
  4148. - Did she shit herself?
  4149.  
  4150. 899
  4151. 00:40:47,852 --> 00:40:49,983
  4152. - No! No.
  4153. - Oh.
  4154.  
  4155. 900
  4156. 00:40:49,985 --> 00:40:51,618
  4157. Okay, so... [chuckles]
  4158.  
  4159. 901
  4160. 00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,917
  4161. - This tea with ecstasy...
  4162. - Okay.
  4163.  
  4164. 902
  4165. 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:58,319
  4166. ...um, gave me psychic powers.
  4167.  
  4168. 903
  4169. 00:40:58,853 --> 00:41:00,284
  4170. And...
  4171. Mm-hmm.
  4172.  
  4173. 904
  4174. 00:41:00,286 --> 00:41:01,818
  4175. ...now, I know
  4176. you said you wanted
  4177.  
  4178. 905
  4179. 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:03,751
  4180. to help me
  4181. understand men better,
  4182.  
  4183. 906
  4184. 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:08,185
  4185. but now... Now I can literally
  4186. hear people's inner thoughts.
  4187.  
  4188. 907
  4189. 00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:10,883
  4190. So, you can hear
  4191. what I'm thinking right now?
  4192.  
  4193. 908
  4194. 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,087
  4195. No. Not you, just...
  4196. just men.
  4197.  
  4198. 909
  4199. 00:41:15,353 --> 00:41:16,651
  4200. It's true.
  4201.  
  4202. 910
  4203. 00:41:16,653 --> 00:41:19,120
  4204. And it's driving me nuts.
  4205. Please help.
  4206.  
  4207. 911
  4208. 00:41:20,287 --> 00:41:22,151
  4209. Amazing. Amazing!
  4210.  
  4211. 912
  4212. 00:41:22,153 --> 00:41:25,419
  4213. No, it's not.
  4214. Yes, it is! That's amazing!
  4215.  
  4216. 913
  4217. 00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:27,151
  4218. This is the most amazing thing.
  4219.  
  4220. 914
  4221. 00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:29,286
  4222. You know, the website said...
  4223. Website?
  4224.  
  4225. 915
  4226. 00:41:29,288 --> 00:41:32,319
  4227. ...that this new tea from Haiti
  4228. was coldblooded.
  4229.  
  4230. 916
  4231. 00:41:32,321 --> 00:41:33,553
  4232. It said it was the shit.
  4233.  
  4234. 917
  4235. 00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:35,188
  4236. But this!
  4237.  
  4238. 918
  4239. 00:41:36,754 --> 00:41:39,186
  4240. This is a psychic phenomenon.
  4241.  
  4242. 919
  4243. 00:41:39,188 --> 00:41:41,288
  4244. - No, it's not.
  4245. - Look...
  4246.  
  4247. 920
  4248. 00:41:41,987 --> 00:41:43,453
  4249. you got the shine now.
  4250.  
  4251. 921
  4252. 00:41:43,455 --> 00:41:45,619
  4253. I don't want the shine.
  4254. That doesn't sound good.
  4255.  
  4256. 922
  4257. 00:41:45,621 --> 00:41:47,119
  4258. Yeah, you got the shine.
  4259. You got it.
  4260.  
  4261. 923
  4262. 00:41:47,121 --> 00:41:49,653
  4263. So, what do you think
  4264. I'm supposed to do about it?
  4265.  
  4266. 924
  4267. 00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:51,619
  4268. Well... look.
  4269.  
  4270. 925
  4271. 00:41:51,621 --> 00:41:54,387
  4272. I know I always said, you
  4273. know, "What is he thinking?"
  4274.  
  4275. 926
  4276. 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,520
  4277. And now I know.
  4278.  
  4279. 927
  4280. 00:41:55,522 --> 00:41:56,554
  4281. And you don't want to know
  4282.  
  4283. 928
  4284. 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,554
  4285. because it's not good.
  4286.  
  4287. 929
  4288. 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,387
  4289. Okay, just please...
  4290.  
  4291. 930
  4292. 00:41:59,389 --> 00:42:01,055
  4293. get the men out of my head.
  4294.  
  4295. 931
  4296. 00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:06,554
  4297. So, you're telling me that you came
  4298. in here to get rid of this ability?
  4299.  
  4300. 932
  4301. 00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:08,487
  4302. - Yes.
  4303. - Are you crazy?
  4304.  
  4305. 933
  4306. 00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:10,654
  4307. No. Do you know
  4308. how many men I work with?
  4309.  
  4310. 934
  4311. 00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:13,420
  4312. Honey, relax. Breathe.
  4313.  
  4314. 935
  4315. 00:42:13,422 --> 00:42:14,986
  4316. Listen, come here.
  4317. What?
  4318.  
  4319. 936
  4320. 00:42:14,988 --> 00:42:16,853
  4321. Come, come, come on.
  4322. That's a lot of rocks.
  4323.  
  4324. 937
  4325. 00:42:16,855 --> 00:42:18,153
  4326. Thank you. Come here, let me...
  4327.  
  4328. 938
  4329. 00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:19,920
  4330. Those are nice.
  4331. Thank you, thank you.
  4332.  
  4333. 939
  4334. 00:42:19,922 --> 00:42:22,587
  4335. - Okay. Oh, God.
  4336. - Now, listen. Just calm down.
  4337.  
  4338. 940
  4339. 00:42:22,589 --> 00:42:23,654
  4340. You feel that?
  4341. Yeah.
  4342.  
  4343. 941
  4344. 00:42:23,656 --> 00:42:25,154
  4345. You feel that?
  4346. Oh, yeah.
  4347.  
  4348. 942
  4349. 00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:26,720
  4350. You feel it? Okay. Listen...
  4351. I do. I actually do.
  4352.  
  4353. 943
  4354. 00:42:26,722 --> 00:42:28,188
  4355. I feel that.
  4356. Good. Calm down.
  4357.  
  4358. 944
  4359. 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:31,021
  4360. Okay.
  4361. Now, weren't you the one...
  4362.  
  4363. 945
  4364. 00:42:31,023 --> 00:42:32,455
  4365. Mm.
  4366.  
  4367. 946
  4368. 00:42:32,457 --> 00:42:36,054
  4369. ...complaining about men
  4370. holding you down at the job?
  4371.  
  4372. 947
  4373. 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:38,154
  4374. Yeah. That was me.
  4375. Yeah, that was you.
  4376.  
  4377. 948
  4378. 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,887
  4379. Yeah, that was good.
  4380. That was you. Uh-huh.
  4381.  
  4382. 949
  4383. 00:42:39,889 --> 00:42:41,788
  4384. Yeah, right there. Mm.
  4385. Right here? Okay.
  4386.  
  4387. 950
  4388. 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:44,856
  4389. Now, if you can read
  4390. their thoughts...
  4391.  
  4392. 951
  4393. 00:42:45,789 --> 00:42:47,422
  4394. how they gonna do that?
  4395.  
  4396. 952
  4397. 00:42:47,424 --> 00:42:50,357
  4398. [distant tribal chanting]
  4399.  
  4400. 953
  4401. 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,091
  4402. You could get inside
  4403. Joe Dolla's head.
  4404.  
  4405. 954
  4406. 00:42:58,724 --> 00:43:01,089
  4407. Or Jamal's.
  4408. You're right.
  4409.  
  4410. 955
  4411. 00:43:01,091 --> 00:43:03,990
  4412. And I can
  4413. sign the hell out of him.
  4414.  
  4415. 956
  4416. 00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:06,622
  4417. There you go.
  4418. You know what?
  4419.  
  4420. 957
  4421. 00:43:06,624 --> 00:43:08,689
  4422. I think I'm gonna hold on
  4423. to this gift after all.
  4424.  
  4425. 958
  4426. 00:43:08,691 --> 00:43:09,788
  4427. Thank you, Sister.
  4428.  
  4429. 959
  4430. 00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:12,058
  4431. ["Super Bad" playing]
  4432.  
  4433. 960
  4434. 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,356
  4435. - See you later.
  4436. - Kevin, my man.
  4437.  
  4438. 961
  4439. 00:43:16,358 --> 00:43:19,789
  4440. Do we have any meetings on the
  4441. books for Joe Dolla and Jamal yet?
  4442.  
  4443. 962
  4444. 00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:22,023
  4445. Nothing yet,
  4446. but we are working on it.
  4447.  
  4448. 963
  4449. 00:43:22,025 --> 00:43:24,925
  4450. Just poker at Nick's house
  4451. tonight, and you're not invited.
  4452.  
  4453. 964
  4454. 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,158
  4455. [song continues]
  4456.  
  4457. 965
  4458. 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,725
  4459. [Ali] Joe Dolla, here I come.
  4460.  
  4461. 966
  4462. 00:43:39,493 --> 00:43:42,391
  4463. Okay, gentlemen... [chuckles]
  4464.  
  4465. 967
  4466. 00:43:42,393 --> 00:43:46,491
  4467. I am going to climb
  4468. into your minds
  4469.  
  4470. 968
  4471. 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,226
  4472. and empty your wallets.
  4473.  
  4474. 969
  4475. 00:43:51,259 --> 00:43:54,792
  4476. [doorbell rings]
  4477.  
  4478. 970
  4479. 00:43:58,026 --> 00:43:59,258
  4480. Hey!
  4481.  
  4482. 971
  4483. 00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:01,824
  4484. - Ali! What's up?
  4485. - Hi.
  4486.  
  4487. 972
  4488. 00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,358
  4489. You here
  4490. to drop off paperwork?
  4491.  
  4492. 973
  4493. 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,092
  4494. What the fuck
  4495. are you doing here?
  4496.  
  4497. 974
  4498. 00:44:05,094 --> 00:44:07,561
  4499. No, I am here
  4500. for secret poker night.
  4501.  
  4502. 975
  4503. 00:44:08,127 --> 00:44:09,724
  4504. Thanks for inviting me finally.
  4505.  
  4506. 976
  4507. 00:44:09,726 --> 00:44:11,692
  4508. Hey, I brought a gift.
  4509. It's not a secret.
  4510.  
  4511. 977
  4512. 00:44:11,694 --> 00:44:13,958
  4513. But super glad
  4514. you've been invited... finally.
  4515.  
  4516. 978
  4517. 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,292
  4518. - Me, too.
  4519. - Huh? I invited you? That's...
  4520.  
  4521. 979
  4522. 00:44:16,294 --> 00:44:18,158
  4523. No, I invited you.
  4524. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  4525.  
  4526. 980
  4527. 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,594
  4528. ["Bills, Bills, Bills" playing]
  4529.  
  4530. 981
  4531. 00:44:29,661 --> 00:44:33,594
  4532. [Mark] Pair of sevens? Fuck it.
  4533. I'm bluffing these fools.
  4534.  
  4535. 982
  4536. 00:44:34,661 --> 00:44:37,393
  4537. [Grant] This is literally
  4538. the worst hand ever dealt
  4539.  
  4540. 983
  4541. 00:44:37,395 --> 00:44:38,529
  4542. in the history of poker.
  4543.  
  4544. 984
  4545. 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:42,028
  4546. [Shaquille]
  4547. Three fives, come to papa.
  4548.  
  4549. 985
  4550. 00:44:43,961 --> 00:44:45,926
  4551. Grant lost some weight.
  4552.  
  4553. 986
  4554. 00:44:45,928 --> 00:44:48,294
  4555. - [Joe] Bet's to you, Miss Win-Win.
  4556. - Ah.
  4557.  
  4558. 987
  4559. 00:44:48,296 --> 00:44:51,628
  4560. It's just Miss Win tonight,
  4561. but I'm in.
  4562.  
  4563. 988
  4564. 00:44:52,463 --> 00:44:53,527
  4565. Two thou.
  4566.  
  4567. 989
  4568. 00:44:53,529 --> 00:44:55,362
  4569. [Ethan] And that's a no.
  4570.  
  4571. 990
  4572. 00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:01,127
  4573. [Joe] I smell toast.
  4574. Am I having a stroke?
  4575.  
  4576. 991
  4577. 00:45:01,129 --> 00:45:04,394
  4578. Wait, I have toast in my pocket.
  4579. [sighs]
  4580.  
  4581. 992
  4582. 00:45:04,396 --> 00:45:05,829
  4583. Okay...
  4584.  
  4585. 993
  4586. 00:45:06,962 --> 00:45:09,795
  4587. [Mark] Gotta stop playing poker
  4588. with poor people.
  4589.  
  4590. 994
  4591. 00:45:10,829 --> 00:45:13,330
  4592. [song continues]
  4593.  
  4594. 995
  4595. 00:45:14,263 --> 00:45:16,994
  4596. [Grant] Shit,
  4597. I'm missing Real Housewives.
  4598.  
  4599. 996
  4600. 00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:18,130
  4601. [Shaquille] Nothing.
  4602.  
  4603. 997
  4604. 00:45:20,695 --> 00:45:22,230
  4605. [Mark] I'm so rich.
  4606.  
  4607. 998
  4608. 00:45:23,996 --> 00:45:27,363
  4609. [Joe] I'm gonna freeze my sperm
  4610. and have baby ice cubes.
  4611.  
  4612. 999
  4613. 00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:30,627
  4614. [Eddie] Ooh, Yahtzee!
  4615.  
  4616. 1000
  4617. 00:45:30,629 --> 00:45:32,961
  4618. [Kevin] All right. Two kings.
  4619. Let's look for number three.
  4620.  
  4621. 1001
  4622. 00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:34,727
  4623. [Grant] You can't win this hand.
  4624.  
  4625. 1002
  4626. 00:45:34,729 --> 00:45:36,794
  4627. [Eddie] Played tight.
  4628. It's time to make a push.
  4629.  
  4630. 1003
  4631. 00:45:36,796 --> 00:45:38,429
  4632. [Joe] Two hearts? Yes!
  4633.  
  4634. 1004
  4635. 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:41,129
  4636. - [Ethan] Seriously?
  4637. - [Mark] Aw, shit.
  4638.  
  4639. 1005
  4640. 00:45:41,131 --> 00:45:43,829
  4641. [Shaquille] Great pot odds,
  4642. with two streets to come.
  4643.  
  4644. 1006
  4645. 00:45:43,831 --> 00:45:45,727
  4646. - [Mark] King of diamonds.
  4647. - [Kevin] Nine, five, offsuit.
  4648.  
  4649. 1007
  4650. 00:45:45,729 --> 00:45:47,129
  4651. What am I supposed to do
  4652. with this?
  4653.  
  4654. 1008
  4655. 00:45:47,131 --> 00:45:48,831
  4656. [Eddie] Never win shit here.
  4657.  
  4658. 1009
  4659. 00:45:50,864 --> 00:45:53,730
  4660. [Joe]
  4661. She got balls. Big lady balls.
  4662.  
  4663. 1010
  4664. 00:45:55,365 --> 00:45:57,330
  4665. Young lady...
  4666.  
  4667. 1011
  4668. 00:45:57,332 --> 00:46:00,230
  4669. I see how you winning all these
  4670. games and stuff, you know?
  4671.  
  4672. 1012
  4673. 00:46:00,232 --> 00:46:02,962
  4674. And I know there's something
  4675. going on, you dig? [laughs]
  4676.  
  4677. 1013
  4678. 00:46:02,964 --> 00:46:05,963
  4679. It's a numerical anomaly,
  4680. that's what it is.
  4681.  
  4682. 1014
  4683. 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:10,263
  4684. No, Joe. I'm just really good
  4685. at reading people.
  4686.  
  4687. 1015
  4688. 00:46:10,265 --> 00:46:11,299
  4689. Like you.
  4690.  
  4691. 1016
  4692. 00:46:11,932 --> 00:46:13,696
  4693. [Grant] Aw, shit.
  4694.  
  4695. 1017
  4696. 00:46:13,698 --> 00:46:15,565
  4697. [Mark] What's happening?
  4698.  
  4699. 1018
  4700. 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:19,896
  4701. [laughs] Like me! That's what she said.
  4702. She said like me.
  4703.  
  4704. 1019
  4705. 00:46:19,898 --> 00:46:21,896
  4706. Like me
  4707. is a valuable skill, girl.
  4708.  
  4709. 1020
  4710. 00:46:21,898 --> 00:46:24,231
  4711. Uh, it's like being able
  4712. to start a fire in the woods.
  4713.  
  4714. 1021
  4715. 00:46:24,233 --> 00:46:26,763
  4716. [Joe] I should really learn how
  4717. to start a fire in the woods.
  4718.  
  4719. 1022
  4720. 00:46:26,765 --> 00:46:29,298
  4721. Then again,
  4722. when am I ever in the woods?
  4723.  
  4724. 1023
  4725. 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,131
  4726. Squirrels are terrifying.
  4727. And frogs.
  4728.  
  4729. 1024
  4730. 00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,431
  4731. I'll raise you another three.
  4732.  
  4733. 1025
  4734. 00:46:34,433 --> 00:46:38,597
  4735. [Shaquille] Statistically,
  4736. I've got 12 outs with two streets to come.
  4737.  
  4738. 1026
  4739. 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:40,233
  4740. The pretzels are delicious.
  4741.  
  4742. 1027
  4743. 00:46:41,433 --> 00:46:44,730
  4744. I feel the heat
  4745. coming off those cards. I'm out.
  4746.  
  4747. 1028
  4748. 00:46:44,732 --> 00:46:46,730
  4749. [Ali laughs]
  4750.  
  4751. 1029
  4752. 00:46:46,732 --> 00:46:49,267
  4753. [song continues]
  4754.  
  4755. 1030
  4756. 00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:56,965
  4757. [Nick] Damn! I got to cut one.
  4758.  
  4759. 1031
  4760. 00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:58,798
  4761. It's that egg salad.
  4762.  
  4763. 1032
  4764. 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800
  4765. I'll sneak it out with a cough.
  4766.  
  4767. 1033
  4768. 00:47:01,434 --> 00:47:03,234
  4769. [coughs]
  4770.  
  4771. 1034
  4772. 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,299
  4773. [Joe] Ew!
  4774. [Eddie] What the fuck?
  4775.  
  4776. 1035
  4777. 00:47:05,301 --> 00:47:08,134
  4778. [Grant] Ugh!
  4779. [Mark] Just... just wow.
  4780.  
  4781. 1036
  4782. 00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:10,433
  4783. [Eddie] Ugh, is that egg salad?
  4784.  
  4785. 1037
  4786. 00:47:10,435 --> 00:47:12,300
  4787. Damn! Could we open up a window?
  4788.  
  4789. 1038
  4790. 00:47:12,302 --> 00:47:14,700
  4791. Whoever did that
  4792. needs to go see a doctor.
  4793.  
  4794. 1039
  4795. 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:21,566
  4796. [Joe] Seven, deuce, offsuit.
  4797. Who dealt this shit-ass hand?
  4798.  
  4799. 1040
  4800. 00:47:21,568 --> 00:47:23,698
  4801. Oh, damn it! I did.
  4802.  
  4803. 1041
  4804. 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:25,833
  4805. Fuck it.
  4806. I'm gonna take my stand here.
  4807.  
  4808. 1042
  4809. 00:47:25,835 --> 00:47:28,601
  4810. I'll raise you two thousand.
  4811.  
  4812. 1043
  4813. 00:47:31,202 --> 00:47:34,266
  4814. [Nick] For the love of God, Ali,
  4815. don't take all of Joe Dolla's money.
  4816.  
  4817. 1044
  4818. 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,868
  4819. Let the greedy motherfucker
  4820. win.
  4821.  
  4822. 1045
  4823. 00:47:37,901 --> 00:47:39,866
  4824. [Joe]
  4825. I kinda like this crazy woman.
  4826.  
  4827. 1046
  4828. 00:47:39,868 --> 00:47:42,267
  4829. Well, it's just me and you,
  4830. Joe Dolla.
  4831.  
  4832. 1047
  4833. 00:47:42,269 --> 00:47:45,403
  4834. - Alpha Dog vs. Mama Bear!
  4835. - [growls]
  4836.  
  4837. 1048
  4838. 00:47:46,369 --> 00:47:48,800
  4839. [Joe]
  4840. Is this crazy lady bluffing?
  4841.  
  4842. 1049
  4843. 00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:50,767
  4844. I got to bluff the bluffer.
  4845.  
  4846. 1050
  4847. 00:47:50,769 --> 00:47:52,369
  4848. Make her the bluffee.
  4849.  
  4850. 1051
  4851. 00:47:52,902 --> 00:47:54,367
  4852. I'm all in.
  4853.  
  4854. 1052
  4855. 00:47:54,369 --> 00:47:56,167
  4856. I ain't playing
  4857. no more games with you.
  4858.  
  4859. 1053
  4860. 00:47:56,169 --> 00:47:57,334
  4861. I'm all in.
  4862.  
  4863. 1054
  4864. 00:47:57,336 --> 00:47:58,769
  4865. I'm all in.
  4866.  
  4867. 1055
  4868. 00:47:59,570 --> 00:48:02,204
  4869. What you got?
  4870. [laughs nervously]
  4871.  
  4872. 1056
  4873. 00:48:15,204 --> 00:48:16,636
  4874. [laughs]
  4875.  
  4876. 1057
  4877. 00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,037
  4878. Hm.
  4879.  
  4880. 1058
  4881. 00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:22,403
  4882. Well-played, Dolla.
  4883. [Joe squeals]
  4884.  
  4885. 1059
  4886. 00:48:22,405 --> 00:48:24,571
  4887. [stifling laughter]
  4888.  
  4889. 1060
  4890. 00:48:25,537 --> 00:48:28,436
  4891. [Joe] Oh, a little bit of pee came out.
  4892. [laughs]
  4893.  
  4894. 1061
  4895. 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:31,734
  4896. I tell you, this woman's a charm.
  4897. She's my good luck charm.
  4898.  
  4899. 1062
  4900. 00:48:31,736 --> 00:48:34,036
  4901. She coming
  4902. to the meeting tomorrow, Nick?
  4903.  
  4904. 1063
  4905. 00:48:34,038 --> 00:48:36,336
  4906. You got it, Joe.
  4907. Anything you say.
  4908.  
  4909. 1064
  4910. 00:48:36,338 --> 00:48:39,103
  4911. Wouldn't be a meeting
  4912. without her. Right, Ali?
  4913.  
  4914. 1065
  4915. 00:48:39,105 --> 00:48:40,969
  4916. I wouldn't miss it
  4917. for the world. [laughs]
  4918.  
  4919. 1066
  4920. 00:48:40,971 --> 00:48:43,103
  4921. [Joe] That's right, girl,
  4922. you better not. You hear me?
  4923.  
  4924. 1067
  4925. 00:48:43,105 --> 00:48:45,371
  4926. [Ethan] What the fuck just happened?
  4927. [Joe laughs]
  4928.  
  4929. 1068
  4930. 00:48:45,938 --> 00:48:47,138
  4931. It's a good-looking pot.
  4932.  
  4933. 1069
  4934. 00:48:48,438 --> 00:48:50,004
  4935. [elevator bell dings]
  4936.  
  4937. 1070
  4938. 00:48:56,771 --> 00:48:58,406
  4939. Damn, she's fine.
  4940.  
  4941. 1071
  4942. 00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:01,637
  4943. She smells like cigar smoke
  4944. and whiskey.
  4945.  
  4946. 1072
  4947. 00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:03,604
  4948. So sexy. Mm!
  4949.  
  4950. 1073
  4951. 00:49:04,505 --> 00:49:06,872
  4952. Shame she's with
  4953. that skinny white guy.
  4954.  
  4955. 1074
  4956. 00:49:07,539 --> 00:49:08,905
  4957. How did he get her?
  4958.  
  4959. 1075
  4960. 00:49:09,473 --> 00:49:11,137
  4961. He's gay. [coughs]
  4962.  
  4963. 1076
  4964. 00:49:11,139 --> 00:49:13,537
  4965. [clears throat]
  4966. Gay. He's gay.
  4967.  
  4968. 1077
  4969. 00:49:13,539 --> 00:49:15,340
  4970. I'm sorry, what?
  4971.  
  4972. 1078
  4973. 00:49:15,605 --> 00:49:19,837
  4974. Oh, I thought you said something
  4975. about the guy that's always with me.
  4976.  
  4977. 1079
  4978. 00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:21,571
  4979. He's my assistant.
  4980.  
  4981. 1080
  4982. 00:49:21,573 --> 00:49:23,973
  4983. He's gay. He's my gay assistant.
  4984.  
  4985. 1081
  4986. 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,240
  4987. Cool.
  4988.  
  4989. 1082
  4990. 00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:29,406
  4991. Wonder if I should ask her out.
  4992.  
  4993. 1083
  4994. 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,373
  4995. Why can't it ever be the woman
  4996. who makes the move?
  4997.  
  4998. 1084
  4999. 00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:37,472
  5000. I wish she would just slam me against
  5001. these elevator doors and kiss me.
  5002.  
  5003. 1085
  5004. 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,105
  5005. ["Free Your Mind" playing]
  5006.  
  5007. 1086
  5008. 00:49:39,107 --> 00:49:40,140
  5009. Excuse me?
  5010.  
  5011. 1087
  5012. 00:49:40,973 --> 00:49:42,906
  5013. - What are you doing?
  5014. - This.
  5015.  
  5016. 1088
  5017. 00:49:57,807 --> 00:50:00,141
  5018. [moaning, grunting]
  5019.  
  5020. 1089
  5021. 00:50:05,242 --> 00:50:06,974
  5022. [song continues]
  5023.  
  5024. 1090
  5025. 00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,275
  5026. [Ali] Whoo!
  5027.  
  5028. 1091
  5029. 00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:13,240
  5030. Let's take it upstairs to the loft.
  5031. Ooh!
  5032.  
  5033. 1092
  5034. 00:50:13,242 --> 00:50:15,140
  5035. It's sexier than the bedroom.
  5036. Okay.
  5037.  
  5038. 1093
  5039. 00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:17,706
  5040. Wait, let me freshen up
  5041. a little bit.
  5042.  
  5043. 1094
  5044. 00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,906
  5045. Bathroom's right there.
  5046. Okay.
  5047.  
  5048. 1095
  5049. 00:50:18,908 --> 00:50:20,773
  5050. And take your time, okay?
  5051. Okay.
  5052.  
  5053. 1096
  5054. 00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:22,574
  5055. I got to say, it was spooky
  5056. how you read my mind.
  5057.  
  5058. 1097
  5059. 00:50:22,576 --> 00:50:25,140
  5060. That was the hottest shit ever.
  5061.  
  5062. 1098
  5063. 00:50:25,142 --> 00:50:26,207
  5064. Mm, mm.
  5065.  
  5066. 1099
  5067. 00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,673
  5068. Go get ready, go get ready.
  5069.  
  5070. 1100
  5071. 00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:29,409
  5072. Let me see you walk away.
  5073.  
  5074. 1101
  5075. 00:50:29,942 --> 00:50:31,040
  5076. I'm gonna get so ready.
  5077.  
  5078. 1102
  5079. 00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,574
  5080. Whoo!
  5081. Oh, shit! Oh, damn!
  5082.  
  5083. 1103
  5084. 00:50:32,576 --> 00:50:34,041
  5085. She could be the one!
  5086.  
  5087. 1104
  5088. 00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:38,074
  5089. Oh, shit! You into
  5090. that African freaky shit.
  5091.  
  5092. 1105
  5093. 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:40,674
  5094. ♪ Ooh, I've been waiting, Lord ♪
  5095.  
  5096. 1106
  5097. 00:50:40,676 --> 00:50:42,742
  5098. [song continues]
  5099.  
  5100. 1107
  5101. 00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:09,374
  5102. [song ends]
  5103.  
  5104. 1108
  5105. 00:51:09,376 --> 00:51:10,708
  5106. [monastic chanting]
  5107.  
  5108. 1109
  5109. 00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:13,409
  5110. Oh. What kind of music is that?
  5111. [laughs]
  5112.  
  5113. 1110
  5114. 00:51:13,411 --> 00:51:18,008
  5115. Mm, I really love your artwork.
  5116. You're very cultured.
  5117.  
  5118. 1111
  5119. 00:51:18,010 --> 00:51:20,143
  5120. Are you ready? Here I come.
  5121.  
  5122. 1112
  5123. 00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:23,377
  5124. Why are you so quiet? [laughs]
  5125.  
  5126. 1113
  5127. 00:51:24,544 --> 00:51:26,011
  5128. [gasps]
  5129.  
  5130. 1114
  5131. 00:51:26,911 --> 00:51:28,809
  5132. Before we begin,
  5133. we should agree on a safe word.
  5134.  
  5135. 1115
  5136. 00:51:28,811 --> 00:51:30,542
  5137. - What the fuck?
  5138. - No, no.
  5139.  
  5140. 1116
  5141. 00:51:30,544 --> 00:51:32,476
  5142. "What the fuck" won't work.
  5143. Something more specific.
  5144.  
  5145. 1117
  5146. 00:51:32,478 --> 00:51:34,809
  5147. Yeah, you know what?
  5148. I think I left my kid in the back seat.
  5149.  
  5150. 1118
  5151. 00:51:34,811 --> 00:51:36,009
  5152. But you stay right there.
  5153.  
  5154. 1119
  5155. 00:51:36,011 --> 00:51:37,876
  5156. Hey! Come on!
  5157. [Ali] No, no, no!
  5158.  
  5159. 1120
  5160. 00:51:37,878 --> 00:51:40,076
  5161. [Captain Fucktastic] I thought
  5162. you were the real deal!
  5163.  
  5164. 1121
  5165. 00:51:40,078 --> 00:51:43,310
  5166. Jamal Barry.
  5167. Now, you are the real deal.
  5168.  
  5169. 1122
  5170. 00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:46,477
  5171. And on behalf of
  5172. the entire Summit team,
  5173.  
  5174. 1123
  5175. 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:51,276
  5176. I want to thank you for taking your
  5177. time to hear our presentation today.
  5178.  
  5179. 1124
  5180. 00:51:51,278 --> 00:51:54,376
  5181. All right, so I'ma bounce pass
  5182. this over to my man Kevin Myrtle.
  5183.  
  5184. 1125
  5185. 00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:56,010
  5186. And he'll take it from here.
  5187.  
  5188. 1126
  5189. 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:58,177
  5190. - You're in good hands.
  5191. - Okay, take it away.
  5192.  
  5193. 1127
  5194. 00:51:58,179 --> 00:52:00,810
  5195. This agency represents the
  5196. biggest athletes in the world,
  5197.  
  5198. 1128
  5199. 00:52:00,812 --> 00:52:04,211
  5200. but we here believe
  5201. that you can surpass them all
  5202.  
  5203. 1129
  5204. 00:52:04,213 --> 00:52:08,077
  5205. with your skills,
  5206. your confidence, your charisma.
  5207.  
  5208. 1130
  5209. 00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:09,578
  5210. We see you
  5211.  
  5212. 1131
  5213. 00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:13,145
  5214. as the athlete that every kid
  5215. is gonna want to grow up to be.
  5216.  
  5217. 1132
  5218. 00:52:13,147 --> 00:52:14,978
  5219. Now, this is just
  5220. a little teaser
  5221.  
  5222. 1133
  5223. 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:18,178
  5224. of the coming attractions
  5225. for Jamal Barry's future.
  5226.  
  5227. 1134
  5228. 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:19,878
  5229. [sirens wailing,
  5230. hip-hop music playing on video]
  5231.  
  5232. 1135
  5233. 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,545
  5234. [man rapping] ♪ No cap, no cap ♪
  5235.  
  5236. 1136
  5237. 00:52:21,547 --> 00:52:23,377
  5238. ♪ I see you motherfuckers
  5239. Wanna talk ♪
  5240.  
  5241. 1137
  5242. 00:52:23,379 --> 00:52:25,445
  5243. ♪ About Jamal this
  5244. And Jamal that ♪
  5245.  
  5246. 1138
  5247. 00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:27,277
  5248. ♪ But we balls to the wall
  5249. Motherfucker! ♪
  5250.  
  5251. 1139
  5252. 00:52:27,279 --> 00:52:29,945
  5253. ♪ Y'all like small balls
  5254. I'm that big dog ♪
  5255.  
  5256. 1140
  5257. 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:32,278
  5258. ♪ I'm like Shaq D on Adderall
  5259. That's how I ball ♪
  5260.  
  5261. 1141
  5262. 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,845
  5263. ♪ See that private jet
  5264. That model chick ♪
  5265.  
  5266. 1142
  5267. 00:52:33,847 --> 00:52:35,545
  5268. ♪ That's how I ball ♪
  5269.  
  5270. 1143
  5271. 00:52:35,547 --> 00:52:36,946
  5272. ♪ See, she like it raw
  5273. She like it raw ♪
  5274.  
  5275. 1144
  5276. 00:52:36,948 --> 00:52:39,179
  5277. ♪ That's how I ball ♪
  5278.  
  5279. 1145
  5280. 00:52:39,181 --> 00:52:41,345
  5281. ♪ They try to put the head
  5282. On my salary I still ball ♪
  5283.  
  5284. 1146
  5285. 00:52:41,347 --> 00:52:43,146
  5286. ♪ Respect the name Jamal
  5287. I come from Joe Barry's balls ♪
  5288.  
  5289. 1147
  5290. 00:52:43,148 --> 00:52:44,679
  5291. ♪ If we can't talk at all ♪
  5292.  
  5293. 1148
  5294. 00:52:44,681 --> 00:52:46,179
  5295. ♪ Then we can't talk at all ♪
  5296.  
  5297. 1149
  5298. 00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:48,614
  5299. ♪ How I ball
  5300. How I ball ♪
  5301.  
  5302. 1150
  5303. 00:52:51,647 --> 00:52:53,146
  5304. ♪ How I ball ♪
  5305.  
  5306. 1151
  5307. 00:52:53,148 --> 00:52:55,213
  5308. ♪ And can't nobody ball
  5309. Like Jamal ♪
  5310.  
  5311. 1152
  5312. 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:57,215
  5313. ♪ And bitches love balls ♪
  5314.  
  5315. 1153
  5316. 00:52:58,116 --> 00:53:00,215
  5317. ♪ Especially Jamal's balls ♪
  5318. [woman moans]
  5319.  
  5320. 1154
  5321. 00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:04,379
  5322. ♪ No cap, there's no cap
  5323. Yeah, there's no cap ♪
  5324.  
  5325. 1155
  5326. 00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:05,681
  5327. Okay...
  5328.  
  5329. 1156
  5330. 00:53:06,181 --> 00:53:08,849
  5331. ♪ Yeah, there's no cap
  5332. Yeah, there's no cap ♪
  5333.  
  5334. 1157
  5335. 00:53:10,882 --> 00:53:12,682
  5336. [Nick laughs]
  5337.  
  5338. 1158
  5339. 00:53:14,049 --> 00:53:16,314
  5340. - [Ethan] Nice.
  5341. - [laughter, clapping]
  5342.  
  5343. 1159
  5344. 00:53:16,316 --> 00:53:17,648
  5345. [man] Whoo!
  5346.  
  5347. 1160
  5348. 00:53:21,815 --> 00:53:23,748
  5349. [Nick] Baller video, Kev.
  5350.  
  5351. 1161
  5352. 00:53:24,516 --> 00:53:26,314
  5353. Now, look, I...
  5354.  
  5355. 1162
  5356. 00:53:26,316 --> 00:53:28,780
  5357. That is a rough edit of, you
  5358. know, what we're feeling here.
  5359.  
  5360. 1163
  5361. 00:53:28,782 --> 00:53:33,147
  5362. [Joe] Ten percent for this reject
  5363. '90s Diddy video? Hell, no!
  5364.  
  5365. 1164
  5366. 00:53:33,149 --> 00:53:34,848
  5367. [Jamal] Man, get me out of here.
  5368.  
  5369. 1165
  5370. 00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:37,081
  5371. I just want to play some pickup
  5372. at Wabash Park.
  5373.  
  5374. 1166
  5375. 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,415
  5376. Oh, please, please,
  5377. gentlemen, please.
  5378.  
  5379. 1167
  5380. 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:43,083
  5381. I think I know
  5382. what's on everybody's mind here.
  5383.  
  5384. 1168
  5385. 00:53:43,850 --> 00:53:45,950
  5386. [sighs]
  5387. You're not going with Summit.
  5388.  
  5389. 1169
  5390. 00:53:46,716 --> 00:53:48,148
  5391. And why should you?
  5392.  
  5393. 1170
  5394. 00:53:48,150 --> 00:53:52,181
  5395. That cheap '90s rap video
  5396. is not who you are.
  5397.  
  5398. 1171
  5399. 00:53:52,183 --> 00:53:53,484
  5400. That's right.
  5401.  
  5402. 1172
  5403. 00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:57,115
  5404. 'Cause this boy's body
  5405. is a Shinto shrine, okay?
  5406.  
  5407. 1173
  5408. 00:53:57,117 --> 00:54:00,915
  5409. Every breakfast he ever has is
  5410. made with my patented smoothie.
  5411.  
  5412. 1174
  5413. 00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,049
  5414. [Jamal]
  5415. Oh, man, not the smoothie rant.
  5416.  
  5417. 1175
  5418. 00:54:03,051 --> 00:54:08,416
  5419. We're talking about kale, chia
  5420. seed, coconut juice, avocados.
  5421.  
  5422. 1176
  5423. 00:54:08,418 --> 00:54:11,083
  5424. You know how many avocados
  5425. is in this boy's body?
  5426.  
  5427. 1177
  5428. 00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:12,715
  5429. Look at his legs!
  5430. [chuckles]
  5431.  
  5432. 1178
  5433. 00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:15,149
  5434. On top of that,
  5435. fish oils, mega-nines,
  5436.  
  5437. 1179
  5438. 00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:16,950
  5439. sometimes fives and sixes.
  5440.  
  5441. 1180
  5442. 00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:18,682
  5443. Omega.
  5444. Depends on what I have.
  5445.  
  5446. 1181
  5447. 00:54:18,684 --> 00:54:21,149
  5448. Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds.
  5449.  
  5450. 1182
  5451. 00:54:21,151 --> 00:54:23,983
  5452. - Some pistachios sometimes go in there.
  5453. - Okay.
  5454.  
  5455. 1183
  5456. 00:54:23,985 --> 00:54:25,850
  5457. Whatever it is...
  5458. Sounds healthy.
  5459.  
  5460. 1184
  5461. 00:54:25,852 --> 00:54:27,349
  5462. No, wait a minute!
  5463.  
  5464. 1185
  5465. 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:30,016
  5466. I put more stuff in it.
  5467. Sometimes I add cherries.
  5468.  
  5469. 1186
  5470. 00:54:30,018 --> 00:54:32,283
  5471. A little soy sauce,
  5472. some duck sauce.
  5473.  
  5474. 1187
  5475. 00:54:32,285 --> 00:54:35,183
  5476. Okay, then I add more chia seed
  5477. on top of that!
  5478.  
  5479. 1188
  5480. 00:54:35,185 --> 00:54:37,085
  5481. I care about this here boy.
  5482.  
  5483. 1189
  5484. 00:54:37,552 --> 00:54:39,984
  5485. Okay, Joe...
  5486.  
  5487. 1190
  5488. 00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:44,450
  5489. You could hire a freelance agent
  5490. and pay only five percent,
  5491.  
  5492. 1191
  5493. 00:54:44,452 --> 00:54:47,917
  5494. but you would be missing out on what
  5495. a full-service agency has to offer.
  5496.  
  5497. 1192
  5498. 00:54:47,919 --> 00:54:50,684
  5499. Besides what, free Fiji water
  5500. and a sizzle reel?
  5501.  
  5502. 1193
  5503. 00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:54,717
  5504. Look, building a billion-dollar brand
  5505. goes beyond cutting costs. Okay?
  5506.  
  5507. 1194
  5508. 00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,650
  5509. It's about developing relationships
  5510. with leading sponsors.
  5511.  
  5512. 1195
  5513. 00:54:58,652 --> 00:55:01,384
  5514. Knowing who delivers
  5515. and who's all hype.
  5516.  
  5517. 1196
  5518. 00:55:01,386 --> 00:55:04,684
  5519. It's installing protections
  5520. to keep your money
  5521.  
  5522. 1197
  5523. 00:55:04,686 --> 00:55:06,684
  5524. through injuries, trades.
  5525.  
  5526. 1198
  5527. 00:55:06,686 --> 00:55:09,251
  5528. Look... It's...
  5529. [coffee pouring]
  5530.  
  5531. 1199
  5532. 00:55:09,253 --> 00:55:13,351
  5533. It's not really about
  5534. our vision for you at all.
  5535.  
  5536. 1200
  5537. 00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:16,120
  5538. It's about
  5539. what's in your mind, Jamal.
  5540.  
  5541. 1201
  5542. 00:55:17,053 --> 00:55:17,818
  5543. Right on.
  5544.  
  5545. 1202
  5546. 00:55:17,820 --> 00:55:19,452
  5547. That all sounds great,
  5548.  
  5549. 1203
  5550. 00:55:19,454 --> 00:55:21,920
  5551. but what I really could use
  5552. right now is a cup of coffee.
  5553.  
  5554. 1204
  5555. 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:28,054
  5556. Even... if it's as simple
  5557. as a cup of coffee.
  5558.  
  5559. 1205
  5560. 00:55:32,387 --> 00:55:33,287
  5561. Damn.
  5562.  
  5563. 1206
  5564. 00:55:34,054 --> 00:55:36,752
  5565. How'd you know that?
  5566. Just doing my job.
  5567.  
  5568. 1207
  5569. 00:55:36,754 --> 00:55:39,018
  5570. Okay, now she's pissing me off.
  5571.  
  5572. 1208
  5573. 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,252
  5574. What the fuck
  5575. just happened?
  5576.  
  5577. 1209
  5578. 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,788
  5579. I thought
  5580. that video was awesome.
  5581.  
  5582. 1210
  5583. 00:55:43,589 --> 00:55:44,986
  5584. [Joe] You know what?
  5585. To be honest,
  5586.  
  5587. 1211
  5588. 00:55:44,988 --> 00:55:47,520
  5589. I never considered
  5590. a female agent until now.
  5591.  
  5592. 1212
  5593. 00:55:47,522 --> 00:55:50,286
  5594. Until Branch Rickey took a
  5595. chance on Jackie Robinson,
  5596.  
  5597. 1213
  5598. 00:55:50,288 --> 00:55:53,453
  5599. no one ever considered a colored
  5600. baseball player in the majors.
  5601.  
  5602. 1214
  5603. 00:55:53,455 --> 00:55:56,353
  5604. [laughs] Well,
  5605. Branch Rickey was the mahatma.
  5606.  
  5607. 1215
  5608. 00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:59,820
  5609. - Mm-hmm.
  5610. - Only white man deserving of sainthood.
  5611.  
  5612. 1216
  5613. 00:55:59,822 --> 00:56:02,186
  5614. - Abraham Lincoln, Pop.
  5615. - But he was part Eskimo.
  5616.  
  5617. 1217
  5618. 00:56:02,188 --> 00:56:03,887
  5619. Mr. Barry's car is at the valet.
  5620.  
  5621. 1218
  5622. 00:56:03,889 --> 00:56:05,353
  5623. Thank you, Brandon.
  5624. And you know what?
  5625.  
  5626. 1219
  5627. 00:56:05,355 --> 00:56:07,620
  5628. I would love to finish
  5629. this conversation.
  5630.  
  5631. 1220
  5632. 00:56:07,622 --> 00:56:09,153
  5633. How about I invite you
  5634. to the Hawks game?
  5635.  
  5636. 1221
  5637. 00:56:09,155 --> 00:56:11,053
  5638. Sunday afternoon?
  5639. We have a sky suite.
  5640.  
  5641. 1222
  5642. 00:56:11,055 --> 00:56:13,920
  5643. - [Jamal] Skybox... Fuck yes!
  5644. - Can't do it. Not gonna happen.
  5645.  
  5646. 1223
  5647. 00:56:13,922 --> 00:56:16,154
  5648. - That's family day. You understand?
  5649. - Oh.
  5650.  
  5651. 1224
  5652. 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:18,987
  5653. Hey, Sly and the Family Stone
  5654. could be coming out of seclusion.
  5655.  
  5656. 1225
  5657. 00:56:18,989 --> 00:56:21,321
  5658. I mean, it could be an asteroid
  5659. coming towards Earth.
  5660.  
  5661. 1226
  5662. 00:56:21,323 --> 00:56:22,554
  5663. "Oh, no, no!"
  5664.  
  5665. 1227
  5666. 00:56:22,556 --> 00:56:23,955
  5667. Not gonna happen,
  5668. you understand?
  5669.  
  5670. 1228
  5671. 00:56:23,957 --> 00:56:25,521
  5672. - 'Cause we lock it down.
  5673. - [Jamal] Damn.
  5674.  
  5675. 1229
  5676. 00:56:25,523 --> 00:56:27,754
  5677. But you know something,
  5678. you wouldn't understand that,
  5679.  
  5680. 1230
  5681. 00:56:27,756 --> 00:56:29,457
  5682. 'cause you're not,
  5683. like, a family woman.
  5684.  
  5685. 1231
  5686. 00:56:30,289 --> 00:56:32,422
  5687. What makes you think
  5688. I'm not a family woman?
  5689.  
  5690. 1232
  5691. 00:56:32,424 --> 00:56:33,955
  5692. Whoo, whoo, whoo!
  5693.  
  5694. 1233
  5695. 00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:36,255
  5696. No disrespect.
  5697. I mean, you doing you.
  5698.  
  5699. 1234
  5700. 00:56:36,257 --> 00:56:38,155
  5701. But this is a different set
  5702. of values right here.
  5703.  
  5704. 1235
  5705. 00:56:38,157 --> 00:56:40,055
  5706. You know,
  5707. we all about the roots.
  5708.  
  5709. 1236
  5710. 00:56:40,057 --> 00:56:42,222
  5711. - So this is about the roots, it's deep.
  5712. - Roots.
  5713.  
  5714. 1237
  5715. 00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:43,924
  5716. [Joe] I don't trust a woman
  5717. with no family.
  5718.  
  5719. 1238
  5720. 00:56:44,324 --> 00:56:47,757
  5721. Like I don't trust a man with
  5722. no eyebrows and too many keys.
  5723.  
  5724. 1239
  5725. 00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:59,458
  5726. As a matter of fact,
  5727. I will bring my family.
  5728.  
  5729. 1240
  5730. 00:56:59,891 --> 00:57:01,523
  5731. There they are, right there.
  5732.  
  5733. 1241
  5734. 00:57:01,525 --> 00:57:04,356
  5735. There, both of them, the big one
  5736. and the little. Hey, Will!
  5737.  
  5738. 1242
  5739. 00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:06,755
  5740. Hey! Hey! Will! Will!
  5741.  
  5742. 1243
  5743. 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,189
  5744. Come over here.
  5745.  
  5746. 1244
  5747. 00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:10,123
  5748. - Uh, who are they?
  5749. - [laughs]
  5750.  
  5751. 1245
  5752. 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,790
  5753. - This is your husband?
  5754. - Ah, the man put a ring on it.
  5755.  
  5756. 1246
  5757. 00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:15,922
  5758. Oh, yeah! Did you want me to
  5759. have your family wait upstairs?
  5760.  
  5761. 1247
  5762. 00:57:15,924 --> 00:57:17,223
  5763. [Ali]
  5764. No, I need you to roll calls.
  5765.  
  5766. 1248
  5767. 00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,424
  5768. - Roll calls, Brandon.
  5769. - Okay.
  5770.  
  5771. 1249
  5772. 00:57:19,426 --> 00:57:21,857
  5773. Hey! Hey.
  5774.  
  5775. 1250
  5776. 00:57:21,859 --> 00:57:23,357
  5777. - Hey.
  5778. - Hey.
  5779.  
  5780. 1251
  5781. 00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:25,491
  5782. [Will] Oh, now she's smiling?
  5783. Clearly crazy.
  5784.  
  5785. 1252
  5786. 00:57:25,493 --> 00:57:26,823
  5787. [Brandon] Who the fuck are they?
  5788.  
  5789. 1253
  5790. 00:57:26,825 --> 00:57:27,922
  5791. [clears throat]
  5792.  
  5793. 1254
  5794. 00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:30,023
  5795. Um, Will, this is Jamal Barry
  5796.  
  5797. 1255
  5798. 00:57:30,025 --> 00:57:31,823
  5799. and his dad, Joe Dolla.
  5800.  
  5801. 1256
  5802. 00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:33,090
  5803. That's Ben. [chuckles]
  5804.  
  5805. 1257
  5806. 00:57:33,092 --> 00:57:34,891
  5807. [Will] Holy shit, it is.
  5808.  
  5809. 1258
  5810. 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:36,559
  5811. - Wassup, man?
  5812. - What's goin' on, brother?
  5813.  
  5814. 1259
  5815. 00:57:37,025 --> 00:57:38,860
  5816. Yeah, bring it on in here,
  5817. playa!
  5818.  
  5819. 1260
  5820. 00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:41,791
  5821. Right on.
  5822. That's a live one on your hands.
  5823.  
  5824. 1261
  5825. 00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:43,425
  5826. Oh, yes, I'm alive.
  5827.  
  5828. 1262
  5829. 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:45,759
  5830. - You talking about him?
  5831. - [Ali clears throat]
  5832.  
  5833. 1263
  5834. 00:57:46,393 --> 00:57:47,791
  5835. You got me!
  5836.  
  5837. 1264
  5838. 00:57:47,793 --> 00:57:50,258
  5839. He's a funny fella.
  5840. This guy's a prankster.
  5841.  
  5842. 1265
  5843. 00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:51,327
  5844. He is.
  5845.  
  5846. 1266
  5847. 00:57:51,793 --> 00:57:53,158
  5848. [laughs] Ow.
  5849.  
  5850. 1267
  5851. 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,091
  5852. I dig this here,
  5853. but you know what?
  5854.  
  5855. 1268
  5856. 00:57:55,093 --> 00:57:56,791
  5857. I'ma let y'all have
  5858. your family time.
  5859.  
  5860. 1269
  5861. 00:57:56,793 --> 00:57:58,657
  5862. Girl, you look like
  5863. you spit this little boy out.
  5864.  
  5865. 1270
  5866. 00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:00,125
  5867. "Family time"?
  5868.  
  5869. 1271
  5870. 00:58:00,127 --> 00:58:01,924
  5871. You look
  5872. just like your mother, boy.
  5873.  
  5874. 1272
  5875. 00:58:01,926 --> 00:58:03,760
  5876. [Ali] Okay, I'll talk to you later.
  5877. All right! Yes.
  5878.  
  5879. 1273
  5880. 00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:06,127
  5881. So, hey,
  5882. what are you guys doing here?
  5883.  
  5884. 1274
  5885. 00:58:06,727 --> 00:58:08,991
  5886. Go ahead, do your thing.
  5887. Show her.
  5888.  
  5889. 1275
  5890. 00:58:08,993 --> 00:58:12,958
  5891. Sorry. I found your license
  5892. on the floor in my dad's room.
  5893.  
  5894. 1276
  5895. 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,493
  5896. And I'm also sorry for wearing
  5897. your underwear on my head.
  5898.  
  5899. 1277
  5900. 00:58:16,495 --> 00:58:18,860
  5901. Okay. Thank you. Um...
  5902.  
  5903. 1278
  5904. 00:58:19,061 --> 00:58:20,658
  5905. And, you know,
  5906. I should probably apologize
  5907.  
  5908. 1279
  5909. 00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:22,595
  5910. for leaving your house
  5911. in such a frenzy, I just...
  5912.  
  5913. 1280
  5914. 00:58:22,894 --> 00:58:24,927
  5915. I can be short with people
  5916. sometimes.
  5917.  
  5918. 1281
  5919. 00:58:25,328 --> 00:58:27,495
  5920. I'm sure you probably thought
  5921. I was crazy.
  5922.  
  5923. 1282
  5924. 00:58:28,027 --> 00:58:31,462
  5925. [Will] Crazy people don't think
  5926. they're crazy, so maybe she's not.
  5927.  
  5928. 1283
  5929. 00:58:32,128 --> 00:58:34,527
  5930. - Mm-hmm.
  5931. - Can you try to be nice to my dad?
  5932.  
  5933. 1284
  5934. 00:58:34,529 --> 00:58:37,260
  5935. Ever since Mom died,
  5936. Dad's been very lonely.
  5937.  
  5938. 1285
  5939. 00:58:37,262 --> 00:58:40,393
  5940. - What?
  5941. - Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. It's okay, buddy.
  5942.  
  5943. 1286
  5944. 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:42,529
  5945. Why didn't you say that to me
  5946. in the beginning?
  5947.  
  5948. 1287
  5949. 00:58:42,761 --> 00:58:44,926
  5950. Well, I was gonna tell you
  5951. that morning,
  5952.  
  5953. 1288
  5954. 00:58:44,928 --> 00:58:47,195
  5955. but you ran out so fast, you...
  5956.  
  5957. 1289
  5958. 00:58:47,862 --> 00:58:49,494
  5959. You know, I'm...
  5960. I'm sorry about...
  5961.  
  5962. 1290
  5963. 00:58:49,496 --> 00:58:51,460
  5964. [Will] Wait,
  5965. why am I apologizing to her?
  5966.  
  5967. 1291
  5968. 00:58:51,462 --> 00:58:53,026
  5969. I didn't do nothing wrong.
  5970.  
  5971. 1292
  5972. 00:58:53,028 --> 00:58:54,694
  5973. You know what?
  5974. Why don't I make it up to both of you
  5975.  
  5976. 1293
  5977. 00:58:54,696 --> 00:58:57,960
  5978. and invite you to the Hawks
  5979. and Timberwolves game on Sunday?
  5980.  
  5981. 1294
  5982. 00:58:57,962 --> 00:58:59,294
  5983. We have a skybox.
  5984.  
  5985. 1295
  5986. 00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:02,696
  5987. [Will]
  5988. Karl-Anthony Towns? Skybox!
  5989.  
  5990. 1296
  5991. 00:59:03,130 --> 00:59:04,530
  5992. - You serious?
  5993. - Yes.
  5994.  
  5995. 1297
  5996. 00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:07,061
  5997. Well, yeah.
  5998. Yeah, that'd be nice.
  5999.  
  6000. 1298
  6001. 00:59:07,063 --> 00:59:10,063
  6002. - Okay, well, I'll see you Sunday. Great.
  6003. - All right, cool, cool.
  6004.  
  6005. 1299
  6006. 00:59:14,063 --> 00:59:15,029
  6007. [mouthing]
  6008.  
  6009. 1300
  6010. 00:59:19,063 --> 00:59:21,063
  6011. - Can I talk to you for a second?
  6012. - Mm-hmm.
  6013.  
  6014. 1301
  6015. 00:59:25,763 --> 00:59:28,362
  6016. Hey, that was supposed to be
  6017. a team presentation,
  6018.  
  6019. 1302
  6020. 00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:30,894
  6021. not some bullshit
  6022. "You go, girl" moment.
  6023.  
  6024. 1303
  6025. 00:59:30,896 --> 00:59:32,827
  6026. The only bullshit in that room
  6027.  
  6028. 1304
  6029. 00:59:32,829 --> 00:59:33,975
  6030. was that racist Lifestyle
  6031. of the Rich and Clueless shit!
  6032.  
  6033. 1305
  6034. 00:59:34,064 --> 00:59:36,029
  6035. [Kevin] Ball-busting bitch!
  6036.  
  6037. 1306
  6038. 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,128
  6039. [Ali chuckles]
  6040.  
  6041. 1307
  6042. 00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:38,595
  6043. Well, if Team Bro
  6044.  
  6045. 1308
  6046. 00:59:38,597 --> 00:59:40,762
  6047. would listen to a sister
  6048. every once in a while,
  6049.  
  6050. 1309
  6051. 00:59:40,764 --> 00:59:43,097
  6052. maybe I wouldn't have to be
  6053. a ball-busting bitch.
  6054.  
  6055. 1310
  6056. 00:59:43,099 --> 00:59:44,295
  6057. I did not say that.
  6058.  
  6059. 1311
  6060. 00:59:44,297 --> 00:59:45,662
  6061. [Kevin] Shit, did I?
  6062.  
  6063. 1312
  6064. 00:59:45,664 --> 00:59:47,364
  6065. If you didn't, you thought it.
  6066.  
  6067. 1313
  6068. 00:59:47,697 --> 00:59:49,765
  6069. [Kevin] Stop moving the car.
  6070.  
  6071. 1314
  6072. 00:59:51,198 --> 00:59:53,565
  6073. Stop moving the fucking car.
  6074.  
  6075. 1315
  6076. 00:59:54,099 --> 00:59:57,063
  6077. I know it was you
  6078. who voted me down from partner.
  6079.  
  6080. 1316
  6081. 00:59:57,065 --> 01:00:00,463
  6082. What? I voted to make you
  6083. partner every single time,
  6084.  
  6085. 1317
  6086. 01:00:00,465 --> 01:00:02,663
  6087. and please stop moving
  6088. the fucking car!
  6089.  
  6090. 1318
  6091. 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:04,898
  6092. [Kevin] Maybe I shouldn't have.
  6093. You're crazy as fuck.
  6094.  
  6095. 1319
  6096. 01:00:05,264 --> 01:00:06,398
  6097. Wait.
  6098.  
  6099. 1320
  6100. 01:00:07,865 --> 01:00:09,230
  6101. You really voted for me?
  6102.  
  6103. 1321
  6104. 01:00:09,232 --> 01:00:12,163
  6105. Yes! This is a business.
  6106. I'm a numbers guy.
  6107.  
  6108. 1322
  6109. 01:00:12,165 --> 01:00:13,797
  6110. You get the numbers.
  6111. End of story.
  6112.  
  6113. 1323
  6114. 01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:16,530
  6115. All right, so if it wasn't you,
  6116. then who was it?
  6117.  
  6118. 1324
  6119. 01:00:16,532 --> 01:00:18,230
  6120. I don't know.
  6121. It could've been anyone!
  6122.  
  6123. 1325
  6124. 01:00:18,232 --> 01:00:19,897
  6125. It's not like you have
  6126. a lot of friends here.
  6127.  
  6128. 1326
  6129. 01:00:19,899 --> 01:00:21,998
  6130. You're constantly
  6131. throwing the first punch,
  6132.  
  6133. 1327
  6134. 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,132
  6135. and you got you and no one else.
  6136.  
  6137. 1328
  6138. 01:00:25,899 --> 01:00:28,597
  6139. That's bullshit. [laughs]
  6140. That's bullshit.
  6141.  
  6142. 1329
  6143. 01:00:28,599 --> 01:00:31,597
  6144. Because if I were a man,
  6145. people would say I play hard.
  6146.  
  6147. 1330
  6148. 01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:34,733
  6149. [Kevin] If you were a man,
  6150. people would say that you were a dick.
  6151.  
  6152. 1331
  6153. 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,397
  6154. Well, thanks for the talk.
  6155.  
  6156. 1332
  6157. 01:00:39,399 --> 01:00:42,567
  6158. It's always nice for a woman
  6159. to be called a dick.
  6160.  
  6161. 1333
  6162. 01:00:44,567 --> 01:00:45,465
  6163. Wha...
  6164.  
  6165. 1334
  6166. 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,264
  6167. I did not say that.
  6168.  
  6169. 1335
  6170. 01:00:47,266 --> 01:00:50,598
  6171. [man 1] No more dating strippers
  6172. unless Fantasia calls me back.
  6173.  
  6174. 1336
  6175. 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,832
  6176. [man 2] I'm getting fat.
  6177. Like, Rerun fat.
  6178.  
  6179. 1337
  6180. 01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:55,598
  6181. Hey, Ali. I heard you crushed
  6182. your Jamal Barry meeting. Nice.
  6183.  
  6184. 1338
  6185. 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,298
  6186. [Danny] I'm so hot for you!
  6187.  
  6188. 1339
  6189. 01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,531
  6190. I wish I could
  6191. scream it out loud,
  6192.  
  6193. 1340
  6194. 01:00:58,533 --> 01:00:59,933
  6195. but no one would understand.
  6196.  
  6197. 1341
  6198. 01:00:59,935 --> 01:01:01,699
  6199. Oh, Danny, thank you.
  6200. You're so sweet.
  6201.  
  6202. 1342
  6203. 01:01:01,701 --> 01:01:03,398
  6204. [Danny] Don't think I don't see
  6205. that big-ass dick
  6206.  
  6207. 1343
  6208. 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,167
  6209. trying to bust
  6210. through those pants.
  6211.  
  6212. 1344
  6213. 01:01:05,901 --> 01:01:06,835
  6214. What did you say?
  6215.  
  6216. 1345
  6217. 01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:09,701
  6218. We didn't say anything.
  6219.  
  6220. 1346
  6221. 01:01:10,068 --> 01:01:12,033
  6222. I'm gonna, uh...
  6223. go back to my desk.
  6224.  
  6225. 1347
  6226. 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,234
  6227. Um, I'll see you two later.
  6228.  
  6229. 1348
  6230. 01:01:15,401 --> 01:01:17,434
  6231. [Danny]
  6232. You and me, Brandon, someday.
  6233.  
  6234. 1349
  6235. 01:01:20,036 --> 01:01:22,434
  6236. [crowd cheering]
  6237.  
  6238. 1350
  6239. 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:37,333
  6240. So, Nick, what'd Ali mention
  6241. about five-percent commission?
  6242.  
  6243. 1351
  6244. 01:01:37,335 --> 01:01:39,367
  6245. Five-percent commission.
  6246. She's hilarious.
  6247.  
  6248. 1352
  6249. 01:01:39,369 --> 01:01:40,736
  6250. Would you excuse me a second?
  6251.  
  6252. 1353
  6253. 01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:45,134
  6254. So when is this fabulous
  6255. fake family gonna show?
  6256.  
  6257. 1354
  6258. 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,634
  6259. They will be here.
  6260.  
  6261. 1355
  6262. 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,970
  6263. Well, the Barry Bunch
  6264. keep asking for him.
  6265.  
  6266. 1356
  6267. 01:01:49,435 --> 01:01:52,168
  6268. - Hey.
  6269. - Hey!
  6270.  
  6271. 1357
  6272. 01:01:52,770 --> 01:01:55,200
  6273. - Hey, sorry we're late.
  6274. - I know, honey.
  6275.  
  6276. 1358
  6277. 01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:56,870
  6278. You had a rough day.
  6279.  
  6280. 1359
  6281. 01:01:57,104 --> 01:02:00,135
  6282. And you, you little... thing.
  6283.  
  6284. 1360
  6285. 01:02:01,202 --> 01:02:02,436
  6286. Go.
  6287.  
  6288. 1361
  6289. 01:02:03,203 --> 01:02:04,536
  6290. [Joe] Hey, yo, Ali!
  6291.  
  6292. 1362
  6293. 01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:08,036
  6294. I have a monumentally
  6295. important question to ask you.
  6296.  
  6297. 1363
  6298. 01:02:08,038 --> 01:02:10,201
  6299. - Okay.
  6300. - Do you trust Elon Musk?
  6301.  
  6302. 1364
  6303. 01:02:10,203 --> 01:02:12,936
  6304. 'Cause that man is one white
  6305. glove and metal hand away
  6306.  
  6307. 1365
  6308. 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,869
  6309. from being a James Bond villain.
  6310.  
  6311. 1366
  6312. 01:02:14,871 --> 01:02:16,334
  6313. Freaky.
  6314.  
  6315. 1367
  6316. 01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:17,602
  6317. Hey, thanks again
  6318. for inviting us, Ali.
  6319.  
  6320. 1368
  6321. 01:02:17,604 --> 01:02:19,103
  6322. - Okay, yes.
  6323. - Appreciate you.
  6324.  
  6325. 1369
  6326. 01:02:19,105 --> 01:02:20,869
  6327. - Wassup, Will?
  6328. - Wassup, Jamal?
  6329.  
  6330. 1370
  6331. 01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:22,736
  6332. - What's going on, man?
  6333. - Hey, man. You good?
  6334.  
  6335. 1371
  6336. 01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,869
  6337. - Yes, sir.
  6338. - Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm good.
  6339.  
  6340. 1372
  6341. 01:02:24,871 --> 01:02:27,602
  6342. [Will] Holy shit, Jamal Barry
  6343. remembered my name!
  6344.  
  6345. 1373
  6346. 01:02:27,604 --> 01:02:29,337
  6347. [woman] That skank is a ho.
  6348.  
  6349. 1374
  6350. 01:02:29,971 --> 01:02:31,769
  6351. Ali Cat and Will of the People,
  6352.  
  6353. 1375
  6354. 01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:34,769
  6355. that is my baby girl,
  6356. my wife. Loretta!
  6357.  
  6358. 1376
  6359. 01:02:34,771 --> 01:02:37,502
  6360. I know, bitch is always talking
  6361. shit about other people.
  6362.  
  6363. 1377
  6364. 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:40,135
  6365. Her nappy weave
  6366. is some virgin hair from Peru.
  6367.  
  6368. 1378
  6369. 01:02:40,137 --> 01:02:43,103
  6370. - [laughs] I'm fine.
  6371. - Baby, will you please get off the phone?
  6372.  
  6373. 1379
  6374. 01:02:43,105 --> 01:02:44,737
  6375. You said this was family day.
  6376.  
  6377. 1380
  6378. 01:02:44,739 --> 01:02:46,536
  6379. I know.
  6380. I'm talking to my mother.
  6381.  
  6382. 1381
  6383. 01:02:46,538 --> 01:02:47,905
  6384. Oh, I didn't know.
  6385.  
  6386. 1382
  6387. 01:02:48,405 --> 01:02:50,004
  6388. Look, Ma, I got to go.
  6389.  
  6390. 1383
  6391. 01:02:50,006 --> 01:02:51,670
  6392. [Nick] If she botches this,
  6393. she is fired.
  6394.  
  6395. 1384
  6396. 01:02:51,672 --> 01:02:53,470
  6397. [Joe] And, baby, this is Ali.
  6398.  
  6399. 1385
  6400. 01:02:53,472 --> 01:02:55,269
  6401. She's the one I demolished
  6402. in poker night.
  6403.  
  6404. 1386
  6405. 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:57,205
  6406. - Mm.
  6407. - I brought out the alpha dogs.
  6408.  
  6409. 1387
  6410. 01:02:57,538 --> 01:03:01,136
  6411. Is that the same alpha dog who was
  6412. supposed to get me a pinot grigio?
  6413.  
  6414. 1388
  6415. 01:03:01,138 --> 01:03:02,670
  6416. You know,
  6417. I tell you what, Mrs. Barry,
  6418.  
  6419. 1389
  6420. 01:03:02,672 --> 01:03:04,436
  6421. why don't I step out
  6422. to the main bar with you
  6423.  
  6424. 1390
  6425. 01:03:04,438 --> 01:03:06,738
  6426. and then I can get
  6427. some Mama Jamal stories, huh?
  6428.  
  6429. 1391
  6430. 01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:08,771
  6431. - Hey, bubby, don't be long!
  6432. - Mm-hmm.
  6433.  
  6434. 1392
  6435. 01:03:08,773 --> 01:03:10,171
  6436. You're my oxygen!
  6437.  
  6438. 1393
  6439. 01:03:11,271 --> 01:03:12,673
  6440. [crowd cheers]
  6441.  
  6442. 1394
  6443. 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:15,339
  6444. [Jamal] Now, this is the court
  6445. I want to play on.
  6446.  
  6447. 1395
  6448. 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,740
  6449. [Ben laughing]
  6450.  
  6451. 1396
  6452. 01:03:18,473 --> 01:03:19,940
  6453. - Ben, come here.
  6454. - Ben, come here.
  6455.  
  6456. 1397
  6457. 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,606
  6458. - Ben, come here.
  6459. - Ben-Ben, come here. Here, now.
  6460.  
  6461. 1398
  6462. 01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:25,539
  6463. - Ben. Ben-ben, come here.
  6464. - No, Ben. Come, come, come...
  6465.  
  6466. 1399
  6467. 01:03:26,272 --> 01:03:27,638
  6468. - Ben, Ben, come here.
  6469. - Ben, come here.
  6470.  
  6471. 1400
  6472. 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,841
  6473. - Ben, Ben. [laughs]
  6474. - [laughs] Ben.
  6475.  
  6476. 1401
  6477. 01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:31,373
  6478. - Ben.
  6479. - Ben. Come...
  6480.  
  6481. 1402
  6482. 01:03:31,774 --> 01:03:33,574
  6483. - Ben, come here.
  6484. - Ben, Ben, come here.
  6485.  
  6486. 1403
  6487. 01:03:33,841 --> 01:03:37,105
  6488. Wow! Y'all are cute, man.
  6489. Y'all so cute!
  6490.  
  6491. 1404
  6492. 01:03:37,107 --> 01:03:39,805
  6493. [both] Ahh!
  6494.  
  6495. 1405
  6496. 01:03:39,807 --> 01:03:42,138
  6497. Like peanut butter and jelly
  6498. and pickled herring,
  6499.  
  6500. 1406
  6501. 01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:43,574
  6502. you know,
  6503. but you got arms and legs.
  6504.  
  6505. 1407
  6506. 01:03:43,874 --> 01:03:46,474
  6507. - [laughs] That's so us.
  6508. - How did y'all meet?
  6509.  
  6510. 1408
  6511. 01:03:46,707 --> 01:03:48,674
  6512. - Uh... I'll take it! We...
  6513. - Well, I...
  6514.  
  6515. 1409
  6516. 01:03:49,607 --> 01:03:51,842
  6517. Uh, well,
  6518. it's kind of embarrassing.
  6519.  
  6520. 1410
  6521. 01:03:52,307 --> 01:03:53,875
  6522. It was a one-night stand.
  6523.  
  6524. 1411
  6525. 01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:56,606
  6526. Wow, nice! Yeah, nice.
  6527.  
  6528. 1412
  6529. 01:03:56,608 --> 01:03:59,806
  6530. Hey, ain't nothing wrong with a little
  6531. bit of shame in the Walk of Shame.
  6532.  
  6533. 1413
  6534. 01:03:59,808 --> 01:04:01,706
  6535. You know what I'm saying?
  6536. That's a paradox.
  6537.  
  6538. 1414
  6539. 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,673
  6540. But now y'all can enjoy
  6541. your fruits of y'all labor,
  6542.  
  6543. 1415
  6544. 01:04:03,675 --> 01:04:05,973
  6545. 'cause that's what it's about!
  6546. You know, 'cause...
  6547.  
  6548. 1416
  6549. 01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:08,406
  6550. [Will] What in the fuck
  6551. is he talking about?
  6552.  
  6553. 1417
  6554. 01:04:08,408 --> 01:04:09,873
  6555. Fruits, he's...
  6556.  
  6557. 1418
  6558. 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,740
  6559. Little man! You planning
  6560. being a baller someday?
  6561.  
  6562. 1419
  6563. 01:04:11,742 --> 01:04:13,007
  6564. Oh, yes! Ben...
  6565.  
  6566. 1420
  6567. 01:04:13,009 --> 01:04:14,974
  6568. Big Ben loves basketball.
  6569. Isn't that right, Ben?
  6570.  
  6571. 1421
  6572. 01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:17,506
  6573. I don't... I don't really...
  6574. I don't really think so.
  6575.  
  6576. 1422
  6577. 01:04:17,508 --> 01:04:19,073
  6578. Actually, no. You know...
  6579.  
  6580. 1423
  6581. 01:04:19,075 --> 01:04:20,941
  6582. He finds the craziest stuff
  6583. on the Internet.
  6584.  
  6585. 1424
  6586. 01:04:20,943 --> 01:04:22,807
  6587. - Yes, he does.
  6588. - I got to limit his screen time.
  6589.  
  6590. 1425
  6591. 01:04:22,809 --> 01:04:24,841
  6592. You know? Because me,
  6593. you know, I'm a single...
  6594.  
  6595. 1426
  6596. 01:04:24,843 --> 01:04:27,440
  6597. Uh, you know what?
  6598. I am... [coughs] parched.
  6599.  
  6600. 1427
  6601. 01:04:27,442 --> 01:04:29,376
  6602. Can you please get me
  6603. some wine, baby?
  6604.  
  6605. 1428
  6606. 01:04:29,643 --> 01:04:31,641
  6607. Yeah, yeah. What do you want?
  6608. They got red, white...
  6609.  
  6610. 1429
  6611. 01:04:31,643 --> 01:04:33,841
  6612. It doesn't matter. Surprise me.
  6613.  
  6614. 1430
  6615. 01:04:33,843 --> 01:04:36,207
  6616. - Go get some. Just go get me some.
  6617. - Ali.
  6618.  
  6619. 1431
  6620. 01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:37,875
  6621. Ah, you know me.
  6622.  
  6623. 1432
  6624. 01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:38,910
  6625. Get me some!
  6626.  
  6627. 1433
  6628. 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,742
  6629. - Surprise me!
  6630. - You've got a strong hand.
  6631.  
  6632. 1434
  6633. 01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,675
  6634. - Oh, you so crazy!
  6635. - It's strong.
  6636.  
  6637. 1435
  6638. 01:04:42,677 --> 01:04:44,608
  6639. - He's silly.
  6640. - He don't know your wine preference?
  6641.  
  6642. 1436
  6643. 01:04:44,610 --> 01:04:46,808
  6644. Oh, he does.
  6645. We just like surprises, that's all.
  6646.  
  6647. 1437
  6648. 01:04:46,810 --> 01:04:49,577
  6649. Guess what?
  6650. My birthday's next week.
  6651.  
  6652. 1438
  6653. 01:04:49,944 --> 01:04:51,877
  6654. Ooh! How old you gonna be?
  6655.  
  6656. 1439
  6657. 01:04:52,910 --> 01:04:53,942
  6658. Tell him, Ben.
  6659.  
  6660. 1440
  6661. 01:04:53,944 --> 01:04:55,041
  6662. Six.
  6663.  
  6664. 1441
  6665. 01:04:55,043 --> 01:04:56,408
  6666. Six.
  6667.  
  6668. 1442
  6669. 01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:57,742
  6670. [Jamal] You gonna blow it out,
  6671. little man?
  6672.  
  6673. 1443
  6674. 01:04:57,744 --> 01:04:59,575
  6675. Yes!
  6676. We're gonna do it really big.
  6677.  
  6678. 1444
  6679. 01:04:59,577 --> 01:05:01,775
  6680. We're gonna do big things
  6681. for his birthday. Right, Ben?
  6682.  
  6683. 1445
  6684. 01:05:01,777 --> 01:05:04,543
  6685. - You are?
  6686. - Yeah! Really big.
  6687.  
  6688. 1446
  6689. 01:05:04,745 --> 01:05:08,308
  6690. If we're talking blowout,
  6691. what I really wanted is
  6692.  
  6693. 1447
  6694. 01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,408
  6695. a cake shaped like a sports car.
  6696.  
  6697. 1448
  6698. 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:13,676
  6699. Oh, you got it, Ben! You got it.
  6700.  
  6701. 1449
  6702. 01:05:13,678 --> 01:05:14,645
  6703. Promise?
  6704.  
  6705. 1450
  6706. 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,208
  6707. Yes, I promise.
  6708.  
  6709. 1451
  6710. 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,143
  6711. What... Wait, wait...
  6712. Oh! [laughs]
  6713.  
  6714. 1452
  6715. 01:05:19,144 --> 01:05:21,078
  6716. That's a beautiful thing, girl.
  6717. [laughs]
  6718.  
  6719. 1453
  6720. 01:05:21,378 --> 01:05:22,378
  6721. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
  6722.  
  6723. 1454
  6724. 01:05:23,511 --> 01:05:27,342
  6725. Well, thank you so much for coming.
  6726. I hope you had a good time.
  6727.  
  6728. 1455
  6729. 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:29,509
  6730. Oh, no. We had an amazing time.
  6731. Thank you.
  6732.  
  6733. 1456
  6734. 01:05:29,511 --> 01:05:32,045
  6735. Hey, um, how about tomorrow
  6736. night I'll take you out?
  6737.  
  6738. 1457
  6739. 01:05:32,544 --> 01:05:35,477
  6740. But we gonna do something a little
  6741. bit more low-key than, uh...
  6742.  
  6743. 1458
  6744. 01:05:35,479 --> 01:05:37,943
  6745. - Oh, yeah, sure! Sure.
  6746. - Yeah, okay.
  6747.  
  6748. 1459
  6749. 01:05:37,945 --> 01:05:40,175
  6750. Okay, well, you go ahead home.
  6751.  
  6752. 1460
  6753. 01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:42,477
  6754. - Oh, hey!
  6755. - Wha... What...
  6756.  
  6757. 1461
  6758. 01:05:42,479 --> 01:05:44,610
  6759. - Good night! Good night. Ohh!
  6760. - Uh, okay...
  6761.  
  6762. 1462
  6763. 01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:46,644
  6764. Make sure you put him into bed.
  6765. I'll see you soon.
  6766.  
  6767. 1463
  6768. 01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:48,477
  6769. - I got it, I got it.
  6770. - All right, okay.
  6771.  
  6772. 1464
  6773. 01:05:48,479 --> 01:05:51,543
  6774. This boy get up and he drink
  6775. smoothies 16 times a day.
  6776.  
  6777. 1465
  6778. 01:05:51,545 --> 01:05:53,778
  6779. Sometimes he get the runs,
  6780. but it's all good.
  6781.  
  6782. 1466
  6783. 01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:55,645
  6784. That's only
  6785. when his mother make it.
  6786.  
  6787. 1467
  6788. 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:57,745
  6789. You know what I'm saying?
  6790. 'Cause she just overloads.
  6791.  
  6792. 1468
  6793. 01:05:57,747 --> 01:05:58,747
  6794. [man] Ali?
  6795.  
  6796. 1469
  6797. 01:05:59,245 --> 01:06:00,878
  6798. Karl-Anthony!
  6799.  
  6800. 1470
  6801. 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,011
  6802. - How you doing, sweetheart?
  6803. - Great game, baby!
  6804.  
  6805. 1471
  6806. 01:06:03,013 --> 01:06:04,977
  6807. Triple double and we didn't win.
  6808. So, it don't mean shit.
  6809.  
  6810. 1472
  6811. 01:06:04,979 --> 01:06:06,910
  6812. - You know how that go.
  6813. - Those numbers, though.
  6814.  
  6815. 1473
  6816. 01:06:06,912 --> 01:06:09,444
  6817. You keep putting those numbers up.
  6818. Hey, Jamal!
  6819.  
  6820. 1474
  6821. 01:06:09,446 --> 01:06:10,910
  6822. Come here, I got somebody
  6823. I want you to meet.
  6824.  
  6825. 1475
  6826. 01:06:10,912 --> 01:06:13,277
  6827. - Oh, that's your mans?
  6828. - Well, I'm working on it.
  6829.  
  6830. 1476
  6831. 01:06:13,279 --> 01:06:15,411
  6832. - [Karl-Anthony] I feels you.
  6833. - [Jamal] Holy shit! Don't freak out.
  6834.  
  6835. 1477
  6836. 01:06:15,413 --> 01:06:17,244
  6837. It's Karl-Anthony!
  6838. Yo, he's looking at me!
  6839.  
  6840. 1478
  6841. 01:06:17,246 --> 01:06:18,213
  6842. Yo, Jamal Barry, right?
  6843.  
  6844. 1479
  6845. 01:06:18,714 --> 01:06:20,712
  6846. - Yes, sir. Yep.
  6847. - Appreciate it, man. Much love.
  6848.  
  6849. 1480
  6850. 01:06:20,714 --> 01:06:22,511
  6851. - Nice to meet you.
  6852. - Absolutely. Absolutely.
  6853.  
  6854. 1481
  6855. 01:06:22,513 --> 01:06:25,512
  6856. [Jamal] Holy shit!
  6857. Uh, hey, hey, don't freak out.
  6858.  
  6859. 1482
  6860. 01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:27,746
  6861. Yo, I've been watching you
  6862. since high school, man.
  6863.  
  6864. 1483
  6865. 01:06:27,748 --> 01:06:29,880
  6866. I must say, young fella,
  6867. I'm pretty impressed.
  6868.  
  6869. 1484
  6870. 01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:32,445
  6871. - Oh, for real?
  6872. - Yeah, man, you're killing it.
  6873.  
  6874. 1485
  6875. 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,911
  6876. - Cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
  6877. - [Karl-Anthony] Kid's nervous.
  6878.  
  6879. 1486
  6880. 01:06:34,913 --> 01:06:37,746
  6881. Probably thinking, "Holy shit,
  6882. it's Karl-Anthony Towns!"
  6883.  
  6884. 1487
  6885. 01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,579
  6886. [Jamal] Holy shit,
  6887. it's Karl-Anthony Towns!
  6888.  
  6889. 1488
  6890. 01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:44,046
  6891. Karl-Anthony, do you have any
  6892. advice for our young fella here?
  6893.  
  6894. 1489
  6895. 01:06:44,048 --> 01:06:45,912
  6896. - [Karl-Anthony humming]
  6897. - [Karl-Anthony] Listen, man, for real,
  6898.  
  6899. 1490
  6900. 01:06:45,914 --> 01:06:48,381
  6901. you got great things ahead of
  6902. you, but always remember,
  6903.  
  6904. 1491
  6905. 01:06:48,615 --> 01:06:51,245
  6906. no one has ever become a star
  6907. playing for himself.
  6908.  
  6909. 1492
  6910. 01:06:51,247 --> 01:06:52,713
  6911. Always got to keep
  6912. the team first.
  6913.  
  6914. 1493
  6915. 01:06:52,715 --> 01:06:55,713
  6916. [Karl-Anthony]
  6917. ♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
  6918.  
  6919. 1494
  6920. 01:06:55,715 --> 01:06:57,879
  6921. ♪ And getting caught
  6922. In the rain ♪
  6923.  
  6924. 1495
  6925. 01:06:57,881 --> 01:07:00,513
  6926. Damn! Got to get that
  6927. stupid song out of my head.
  6928.  
  6929. 1496
  6930. 01:07:00,515 --> 01:07:02,047
  6931. - You feel me?
  6932. - Totally.
  6933.  
  6934. 1497
  6935. 01:07:02,049 --> 01:07:04,215
  6936. [Jamal] I have no idea
  6937. hat he just said.
  6938.  
  6939. 1498
  6940. 01:07:04,782 --> 01:07:07,582
  6941. - Oh, shit. I'll see you.
  6942. - [Joe] Yo, Karl!
  6943.  
  6944. 1499
  6945. 01:07:07,949 --> 01:07:09,847
  6946. Hey, Karl! Hey, Karl!
  6947.  
  6948. 1500
  6949. 01:07:09,849 --> 01:07:13,382
  6950. Hey, I got a way to disrupt
  6951. the children's beverage sector!
  6952.  
  6953. 1501
  6954. 01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:15,215
  6955. That was a great game, right?
  6956.  
  6957. 1502
  6958. 01:07:15,716 --> 01:07:18,681
  6959. Well, just give me a call
  6960. if you need anything else, okay?
  6961.  
  6962. 1503
  6963. 01:07:18,683 --> 01:07:21,180
  6964. As a matter of fact,
  6965. there is something I need.
  6966.  
  6967. 1504
  6968. 01:07:21,182 --> 01:07:24,247
  6969. Can I get a ballpark estimate
  6970. of what kind of deals we expect?
  6971.  
  6972. 1505
  6973. 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,648
  6974. You know what I'm saying?
  6975. Just for financial planning purposes.
  6976.  
  6977. 1506
  6978. 01:07:26,650 --> 01:07:31,081
  6979. Pops, you can't ask her to do work for
  6980. us if you haven't signed with her agency.
  6981.  
  6982. 1507
  6983. 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,981
  6984. Yeah, but if I like what I hear,
  6985.  
  6986. 1508
  6987. 01:07:32,983 --> 01:07:35,249
  6988. - we can say we got ourselves an agent.
  6989. - [Loretta chuckles]
  6990.  
  6991. 1509
  6992. 01:07:39,484 --> 01:07:42,048
  6993. Brandon! Can you get me
  6994. some coffee, please? Thank you.
  6995.  
  6996. 1510
  6997. 01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:44,448
  6998. [Brandon] Peach cobbler,
  6999. peach cobbler, peach cobbler.
  7000.  
  7001. 1511
  7002. 01:07:44,450 --> 01:07:46,548
  7003. Peach cobbler with blueberries.
  7004.  
  7005. 1512
  7006. 01:07:46,550 --> 01:07:48,715
  7007. Peach cobbler warmed up.
  7008. Peach cobbler.
  7009.  
  7010. 1513
  7011. 01:07:48,717 --> 01:07:50,582
  7012. - What are you mumbling about?
  7013. - [Brandon] Peach cobbler à la mode.
  7014.  
  7015. 1514
  7016. 01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:52,915
  7017. I am thinking about
  7018. my favorite dessert
  7019.  
  7020. 1515
  7021. 01:07:52,917 --> 01:07:55,148
  7022. so that you can't hear
  7023. my actual thoughts.
  7024.  
  7025. 1516
  7026. 01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:57,782
  7027. Oh, no, no, no.
  7028. Out with it. Come, come.
  7029.  
  7030. 1517
  7031. 01:07:57,784 --> 01:07:59,716
  7032. I believe
  7033. you are a good person.
  7034.  
  7035. 1518
  7036. 01:07:59,718 --> 01:08:02,082
  7037. So, I am choosing to chalk
  7038. this fake-family business
  7039.  
  7040. 1519
  7041. 01:08:02,084 --> 01:08:04,483
  7042. up to an overabundance
  7043. of competitive spirit.
  7044.  
  7045. 1520
  7046. 01:08:04,485 --> 01:08:06,650
  7047. - Give me my coffee.
  7048. - There, I said it.
  7049.  
  7050. 1521
  7051. 01:08:06,652 --> 01:08:08,049
  7052. - [sighs]
  7053. - [phone chimes]
  7054.  
  7055. 1522
  7056. 01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:09,982
  7057. - Please.
  7058. - Oh, speak of the devil,
  7059.  
  7060. 1523
  7061. 01:08:09,984 --> 01:08:12,018
  7062. here is your fake husband now.
  7063.  
  7064. 1524
  7065. 01:08:12,485 --> 01:08:15,117
  7066. Aw, Will is inviting you
  7067. to hang out tonight.
  7068.  
  7069. 1525
  7070. 01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:16,516
  7071. - No.
  7072. - [typing]
  7073.  
  7074. 1526
  7075. 01:08:16,518 --> 01:08:19,182
  7076. - "That sounds like fun."
  7077. - What are you doing?
  7078.  
  7079. 1527
  7080. 01:08:19,184 --> 01:08:21,383
  7081. - "Let's do it."
  7082. - Uh, no.
  7083.  
  7084. 1528
  7085. 01:08:21,385 --> 01:08:22,516
  7086. Can you stop typing?
  7087.  
  7088. 1529
  7089. 01:08:22,518 --> 01:08:23,952
  7090. I'm not going on a date tonight!
  7091.  
  7092. 1530
  7093. 01:08:24,451 --> 01:08:28,617
  7094. "Any way I could bring
  7095. my friend Mari..."
  7096.  
  7097. 1531
  7098. 01:08:28,619 --> 01:08:30,651
  7099. - Wha...
  7100. - "...and her fiancé?
  7101.  
  7102. 1532
  7103. 01:08:30,653 --> 01:08:33,850
  7104. Just realized we had plans.
  7105. Could be a fun double date."
  7106.  
  7107. 1533
  7108. 01:08:33,852 --> 01:08:35,250
  7109. - Exclamation point.
  7110. - No, no!
  7111.  
  7112. 1534
  7113. 01:08:35,252 --> 01:08:36,417
  7114. - We do not...
  7115. - Send.
  7116.  
  7117. 1535
  7118. 01:08:36,419 --> 01:08:37,984
  7119. I don't have plans with her.
  7120.  
  7121. 1536
  7122. 01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:39,619
  7123. Come here, you little...
  7124.  
  7125. 1537
  7126. 01:08:40,686 --> 01:08:42,417
  7127. I don't have plans with Mari.
  7128.  
  7129. 1538
  7130. 01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:44,018
  7131. Exactly,
  7132. and she's getting resentful.
  7133.  
  7134. 1539
  7135. 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,084
  7136. This way, you knock out
  7137. two birds with one stone
  7138.  
  7139. 1540
  7140. 01:08:46,086 --> 01:08:48,553
  7141. while using Mari and James as a buffer.
  7142. You're welcome.
  7143.  
  7144. 1541
  7145. 01:08:50,487 --> 01:08:52,451
  7146. Okay, fine. Fine.
  7147.  
  7148. 1542
  7149. 01:08:52,453 --> 01:08:56,150
  7150. But you agented me,
  7151. and agents do not like being agented.
  7152.  
  7153. 1543
  7154. 01:08:56,152 --> 01:08:58,685
  7155. [Brandon] Too bad.
  7156. And I should be an agent.
  7157.  
  7158. 1544
  7159. 01:08:58,687 --> 01:09:02,220
  7160. - What?
  7161. - You heard me, loud and clear.
  7162.  
  7163. 1545
  7164. 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:07,551
  7165. So, you think you got what it takes
  7166. to be a good sports agent. Really?
  7167.  
  7168. 1546
  7169. 01:09:07,553 --> 01:09:09,085
  7170. What do...
  7171. what do you know about sports?
  7172.  
  7173. 1547
  7174. 01:09:09,087 --> 01:09:12,052
  7175. - Oh, basically everything!
  7176. - Oh, please.
  7177.  
  7178. 1548
  7179. 01:09:12,054 --> 01:09:13,785
  7180. I'll bet you didn't know
  7181. that Tom Brady,
  7182.  
  7183. 1549
  7184. 01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:15,952
  7185. the 199th pick
  7186. of the 2000 NFL draft,
  7187.  
  7188. 1550
  7189. 01:09:15,954 --> 01:09:18,284
  7190. has more playoff
  7191. touchdown passes, 68,
  7192.  
  7193. 1551
  7194. 01:09:18,286 --> 01:09:20,552
  7195. than number-one picks David
  7196. Carr, 65, and Tim Couch, 64,
  7197.  
  7198. 1552
  7199. 01:09:20,554 --> 01:09:22,386
  7200. had in their entire careers.
  7201.  
  7202. 1553
  7203. 01:09:22,388 --> 01:09:24,154
  7204. - I knew that.
  7205. - Oh, yeah?
  7206.  
  7207. 1554
  7208. 01:09:24,454 --> 01:09:26,920
  7209. And do you know what happened
  7210. on June 25, 2009?
  7211.  
  7212. 1555
  7213. 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,921
  7214. Michael Jackson passed. Ha!
  7215.  
  7216. 1556
  7217. 01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:32,552
  7218. True. And tragic.
  7219.  
  7220. 1557
  7221. 01:09:32,554 --> 01:09:34,786
  7222. But it was also the day
  7223. that Steph Curry was selected
  7224.  
  7225. 1558
  7226. 01:09:34,788 --> 01:09:37,620
  7227. as the seventh overall pick
  7228. in the 2009 NBA draft
  7229.  
  7230. 1559
  7231. 01:09:37,622 --> 01:09:39,252
  7232. by the Golden State Warriors,
  7233.  
  7234. 1560
  7235. 01:09:39,254 --> 01:09:41,953
  7236. with a contract
  7237. totaling $12.7 million
  7238.  
  7239. 1561
  7240. 01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:44,455
  7241. over four years.
  7242.  
  7243. 1562
  7244. 01:09:44,955 --> 01:09:46,821
  7245. Isn't that great?
  7246.  
  7247. 1563
  7248. 01:09:47,188 --> 01:09:49,553
  7249. You know sports trivia.
  7250. That's beautiful.
  7251.  
  7252. 1564
  7253. 01:09:49,555 --> 01:09:51,320
  7254. But it takes more
  7255. to being an agent.
  7256.  
  7257. 1565
  7258. 01:09:51,322 --> 01:09:53,087
  7259. You have to know
  7260. how to handle people, sweetie.
  7261.  
  7262. 1566
  7263. 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,520
  7264. [Brandon] Oh, you mean like
  7265. when I stopped you
  7266.  
  7267. 1567
  7268. 01:09:54,522 --> 01:09:55,987
  7269. from handing Rafael Nadal
  7270.  
  7271. 1568
  7272. 01:09:55,989 --> 01:09:57,620
  7273. a passed appetizer
  7274. with ham in it
  7275.  
  7276. 1569
  7277. 01:09:57,622 --> 01:09:59,520
  7278. because I read
  7279. in his autobiography
  7280.  
  7281. 1570
  7282. 01:09:59,522 --> 01:10:00,453
  7283. that he hates ham, cheese,
  7284. storms, and animals?
  7285.  
  7286. 1571
  7287. 01:10:00,455 --> 01:10:02,754
  7288. Okurrr!
  7289. Mm.
  7290.  
  7291. 1572
  7292. 01:10:02,756 --> 01:10:04,689
  7293. Oops, sorry.
  7294. Did that slip out?
  7295.  
  7296. 1573
  7297. 01:10:04,889 --> 01:10:07,054
  7298. Ooh. Someone's in a mood.
  7299.  
  7300. 1574
  7301. 01:10:07,056 --> 01:10:10,186
  7302. [chuckles]
  7303. Oh! I have a pick-me-up.
  7304.  
  7305. 1575
  7306. 01:10:10,188 --> 01:10:11,920
  7307. You have a secret admirer.
  7308.  
  7309. 1576
  7310. 01:10:11,922 --> 01:10:14,488
  7311. Oh, please. You are just trying
  7312. to change the subject,
  7313.  
  7314. 1577
  7315. 01:10:14,490 --> 01:10:16,223
  7316. - and it is not going to work.
  7317. - Mm-mmm.
  7318.  
  7319. 1578
  7320. 01:10:16,689 --> 01:10:18,423
  7321. Okay, tell me who it is.
  7322. [laughs]
  7323.  
  7324. 1579
  7325. 01:10:19,057 --> 01:10:20,621
  7326. Well, apparently,
  7327.  
  7328. 1580
  7329. 01:10:20,623 --> 01:10:22,588
  7330. Puppy Dog Danny
  7331. wasn't crushing on me.
  7332.  
  7333. 1581
  7334. 01:10:22,590 --> 01:10:24,354
  7335. It's you he wants to mount.
  7336.  
  7337. 1582
  7338. 01:10:24,356 --> 01:10:26,055
  7339. Ooh, there he is.
  7340.  
  7341. 1583
  7342. 01:10:26,057 --> 01:10:27,522
  7343. How big you think
  7344. Shaq's dick is?
  7345.  
  7346. 1584
  7347. 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:30,690
  7348. [snickers]
  7349. Yeah, he's closeted, honey.
  7350.  
  7351. 1585
  7352. 01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:34,324
  7353. And he wants to pound
  7354. on your booty cheeks.
  7355.  
  7356. 1586
  7357. 01:10:34,723 --> 01:10:37,457
  7358. I don't know why.
  7359. But there you have it.
  7360.  
  7361. 1587
  7362. 01:10:42,157 --> 01:10:45,457
  7363. [R&B playing]
  7364.  
  7365. 1588
  7366. 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:59,390
  7367. Ohh! Ho-ho!
  7368.  
  7369. 1589
  7370. 01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:01,722
  7371. You suck so bad.
  7372.  
  7373. 1590
  7374. 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,756
  7375. You look like you had
  7376. a seizure, girl.
  7377.  
  7378. 1591
  7379. 01:11:03,758 --> 01:11:06,456
  7380. You can just pick up the ball and
  7381. drop it in the hole next time.
  7382.  
  7383. 1592
  7384. 01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,225
  7385. Really? You know,
  7386. both of y'all can shut up.
  7387.  
  7388. 1593
  7389. 01:11:09,859 --> 01:11:11,191
  7390. Nice shot, baby.
  7391.  
  7392. 1594
  7393. 01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:12,591
  7394. Bam!
  7395.  
  7396. 1595
  7397. 01:11:17,325 --> 01:11:19,289
  7398. Hey, can I get
  7399. some more limes, please?
  7400.  
  7401. 1596
  7402. 01:11:19,291 --> 01:11:20,557
  7403. Sure.
  7404.  
  7405. 1597
  7406. 01:11:20,559 --> 01:11:22,026
  7407. Here you go, keep the change.
  7408.  
  7409. 1598
  7410. 01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,690
  7411. - Thanks.
  7412. - That's right.
  7413.  
  7414. 1599
  7415. 01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:25,126
  7416. [James] Man, look at that ass!
  7417.  
  7418. 1600
  7419. 01:11:25,493 --> 01:11:27,393
  7420. I should tap that
  7421. before the wedding.
  7422.  
  7423. 1601
  7424. 01:11:27,859 --> 01:11:29,192
  7425. Shit, or after.
  7426.  
  7427. 1602
  7428. 01:11:30,127 --> 01:11:31,792
  7429. - You up, Ali.
  7430. - Mm-hmm.
  7431.  
  7432. 1603
  7433. 01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,326
  7434. - Excuse me.
  7435. - Go ahead.
  7436.  
  7437. 1604
  7438. 01:11:35,793 --> 01:11:37,324
  7439. - [James groans]
  7440. - [Mari] Oh!
  7441.  
  7442. 1605
  7443. 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:38,924
  7444. - Shit!
  7445. - Ali!
  7446.  
  7447. 1606
  7448. 01:11:38,926 --> 01:11:40,658
  7449. What the fuck?
  7450. Those are his nuts!
  7451.  
  7452. 1607
  7453. 01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:42,891
  7454. Which are getting married to me
  7455. Saturday,
  7456.  
  7457. 1608
  7458. 01:11:42,893 --> 01:11:45,525
  7459. - and I want them in good shape.
  7460. - [James] Both balls, honey.
  7461.  
  7462. 1609
  7463. 01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:47,091
  7464. - Both of 'em?
  7465. - Yeah.
  7466.  
  7467. 1610
  7468. 01:11:47,093 --> 01:11:48,958
  7469. [James] Man, why is Mari
  7470. even friends with Ali?
  7471.  
  7472. 1611
  7473. 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,058
  7474. She only gives a shit
  7475. about herself anyways.
  7476.  
  7477. 1612
  7478. 01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:52,128
  7479. Always flaking.
  7480.  
  7481. 1613
  7482. 01:11:52,726 --> 01:11:55,193
  7483. Only reason she's here tonight
  7484. is to show off her new guy.
  7485.  
  7486. 1614
  7487. 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:57,658
  7488. What he wearing anyway?
  7489. Tight-ass jeans.
  7490.  
  7491. 1615
  7492. 01:11:57,660 --> 01:12:00,825
  7493. - Uh, are you having fun?
  7494. - Yeah.
  7495.  
  7496. 1616
  7497. 01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:02,525
  7498. - Work hard, play hard, right?
  7499. - [Ali] Mm-hmm.
  7500.  
  7501. 1617
  7502. 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,627
  7503. Uh-huh. [chuckles]
  7504.  
  7505. 1618
  7506. 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,527
  7507. - Anyone need anything else?
  7508. - No, we're good, thanks.
  7509.  
  7510. 1619
  7511. 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:14,328
  7512. - Nice shot.
  7513. - Thanks.
  7514.  
  7515. 1620
  7516. 01:12:17,361 --> 01:12:20,860
  7517. Well, look at you,
  7518. impressing all the ladies.
  7519.  
  7520. 1621
  7521. 01:12:20,862 --> 01:12:22,627
  7522. Her? [scoffs]
  7523.  
  7524. 1622
  7525. 01:12:22,995 --> 01:12:23,895
  7526. Whatever.
  7527.  
  7528. 1623
  7529. 01:12:24,395 --> 01:12:26,393
  7530. [Will] Why would I waste
  7531. a second on her
  7532.  
  7533. 1624
  7534. 01:12:26,395 --> 01:12:28,461
  7535. when I got you standing
  7536. right here in front of me?
  7537.  
  7538. 1625
  7539. 01:12:33,628 --> 01:12:34,561
  7540. Um...
  7541.  
  7542. 1626
  7543. 01:12:34,862 --> 01:12:36,093
  7544. You know what?
  7545.  
  7546. 1627
  7547. 01:12:36,095 --> 01:12:37,660
  7548. Why don't you show me
  7549. how to play?
  7550.  
  7551. 1628
  7552. 01:12:37,662 --> 01:12:39,427
  7553. 'Cause I suck. [chuckles]
  7554.  
  7555. 1629
  7556. 01:12:39,429 --> 01:12:40,960
  7557. - I would love to.
  7558. - Okay.
  7559.  
  7560. 1630
  7561. 01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,160
  7562. And to be clear,
  7563. if I'm putting my arms around you,
  7564.  
  7565. 1631
  7566. 01:12:43,162 --> 01:12:44,693
  7567. if I'm holding your hips,
  7568.  
  7569. 1632
  7570. 01:12:44,695 --> 01:12:46,396
  7571. it's just to get
  7572. your pool shot right.
  7573.  
  7574. 1633
  7575. 01:12:46,628 --> 01:12:48,794
  7576. - You're being professional.
  7577. - Just strictly professional.
  7578.  
  7579. 1634
  7580. 01:12:48,796 --> 01:12:50,559
  7581. You know,
  7582. I just care about my job.
  7583.  
  7584. 1635
  7585. 01:12:50,561 --> 01:12:53,128
  7586. - Okay, come on. [laughs]
  7587. - I'm good at my job.
  7588.  
  7589. 1636
  7590. 01:12:53,130 --> 01:12:55,362
  7591. ["Golden" playing]
  7592.  
  7593. 1637
  7594. 01:13:24,463 --> 01:13:26,697
  7595. [song continues]
  7596.  
  7597. 1638
  7598. 01:13:42,098 --> 01:13:43,929
  7599. - [Will] Ah.
  7600. - [Ali] Whoo!
  7601.  
  7602. 1639
  7603. 01:13:43,931 --> 01:13:46,598
  7604. [Will] Oh, okay, okay.
  7605. Slow down. Slow... Wait.
  7606.  
  7607. 1640
  7608. 01:13:46,998 --> 01:13:49,963
  7609. - Slow down, girl. This isn't a rodeo.
  7610. - [Ali] Ah!
  7611.  
  7612. 1641
  7613. 01:13:49,965 --> 01:13:51,496
  7614. [Will laughs]
  7615.  
  7616. 1642
  7617. 01:13:51,498 --> 01:13:53,429
  7618. Yeah... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  7619. Easy with the balls!
  7620.  
  7621. 1643
  7622. 01:13:53,431 --> 01:13:55,765
  7623. Easy with the balls.
  7624. They're attached to me.
  7625.  
  7626. 1644
  7627. 01:13:57,298 --> 01:13:59,932
  7628. Why are her eyes always closed?
  7629. Am I that ugly?
  7630.  
  7631. 1645
  7632. 01:14:00,165 --> 01:14:01,598
  7633. - [Ali moans]
  7634. - Oh, what the...
  7635.  
  7636. 1646
  7637. 01:14:02,165 --> 01:14:04,897
  7638. [Will] Damn, her eyes opened,
  7639. but she look crazy as hell.
  7640.  
  7641. 1647
  7642. 01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,330
  7643. They were better closed.
  7644.  
  7645. 1648
  7646. 01:14:06,332 --> 01:14:07,397
  7647. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa...
  7648.  
  7649. 1649
  7650. 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,699
  7651. God, easy on the balls.
  7652.  
  7653. 1650
  7654. 01:14:16,465 --> 01:14:17,932
  7655. What's up? You okay?
  7656.  
  7657. 1651
  7658. 01:14:19,899 --> 01:14:24,065
  7659. Just admit it.
  7660. This wasn't going so good.
  7661.  
  7662. 1652
  7663. 01:14:24,067 --> 01:14:25,397
  7664. What?
  7665.  
  7666. 1653
  7667. 01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,733
  7668. No, it was, it was, it was...
  7669.  
  7670. 1654
  7671. 01:14:28,266 --> 01:14:29,499
  7672. It was cool.
  7673.  
  7674. 1655
  7675. 01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,667
  7676. Okay, look. How about...
  7677.  
  7678. 1656
  7679. 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:36,498
  7680. How about we try something
  7681. a little different tonight?
  7682.  
  7683. 1657
  7684. 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,633
  7685. Uh, like what?
  7686.  
  7687. 1658
  7688. 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:41,034
  7689. Like how about we call a truce?
  7690.  
  7691. 1659
  7692. 01:14:41,466 --> 01:14:43,933
  7693. Nobody is in control.
  7694. We'll just...
  7695.  
  7696. 1660
  7697. 01:14:45,101 --> 01:14:47,234
  7698. you know, we share a little bit.
  7699.  
  7700. 1661
  7701. 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,834
  7702. Can you share?
  7703.  
  7704. 1662
  7705. 01:14:51,466 --> 01:14:53,398
  7706. - Yeah.
  7707. - Okay, okay...
  7708.  
  7709. 1663
  7710. 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,200
  7711. Hey... share, share.
  7712.  
  7713. 1664
  7714. 01:14:55,801 --> 01:14:56,801
  7715. Share.
  7716.  
  7717. 1665
  7718. 01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,165
  7719. - Yeah, that's right.
  7720. - Okay.
  7721.  
  7722. 1666
  7723. 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,766
  7724. [sensual music playing]
  7725.  
  7726. 1667
  7727. 01:15:01,768 --> 01:15:03,235
  7728. [Ali laughs]
  7729.  
  7730. 1668
  7731. 01:15:16,935 --> 01:15:18,600
  7732. [both panting]
  7733.  
  7734. 1669
  7735. 01:15:18,602 --> 01:15:20,702
  7736. [Ali breathes shakily]
  7737.  
  7738. 1670
  7739. 01:15:21,268 --> 01:15:22,502
  7740. [gasps]
  7741.  
  7742. 1671
  7743. 01:15:23,869 --> 01:15:25,235
  7744. [both quiet]
  7745.  
  7746. 1672
  7747. 01:15:28,335 --> 01:15:29,702
  7748. How was that?
  7749.  
  7750. 1673
  7751. 01:15:31,435 --> 01:15:33,335
  7752. It was phenomenal!
  7753.  
  7754. 1674
  7755. 01:15:34,202 --> 01:15:35,533
  7756. It was like you were in my head.
  7757.  
  7758. 1675
  7759. 01:15:35,535 --> 01:15:37,236
  7760. You knew everything
  7761. that I wanted.
  7762.  
  7763. 1676
  7764. 01:15:38,103 --> 01:15:41,366
  7765. Girl, I feel like I just ran half a
  7766. marathon. I need some electrolytes.
  7767.  
  7768. 1677
  7769. 01:15:41,368 --> 01:15:43,267
  7770. - You want some electrolytes?
  7771. - No... [laughs]
  7772.  
  7773. 1678
  7774. 01:15:43,269 --> 01:15:45,300
  7775. I don't smoke or nothin' after sex,
  7776. but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade.
  7777.  
  7778. 1679
  7779. 01:15:45,302 --> 01:15:46,567
  7780. - You want some Gatorade?
  7781. - No.
  7782.  
  7783. 1680
  7784. 01:15:46,569 --> 01:15:48,834
  7785. - I got flavors.
  7786. - I am good.
  7787.  
  7788. 1681
  7789. 01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:51,103
  7790. - Oh, okay. All right.
  7791. - I'm straight.
  7792.  
  7793. 1682
  7794. 01:15:52,037 --> 01:15:56,901
  7795. [Will] Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye!
  7796. Ali, bomaye!
  7797.  
  7798. 1683
  7799. 01:15:56,903 --> 01:15:58,038
  7800. Shit, yeah.
  7801.  
  7802. 1684
  7803. 01:15:58,469 --> 01:16:00,467
  7804. She the greatest of all time.
  7805. Thank you, Lord Jesus.
  7806.  
  7807. 1685
  7808. 01:16:00,469 --> 01:16:02,302
  7809. - Ali, bomaye!
  7810. - Yes!
  7811.  
  7812. 1686
  7813. 01:16:06,004 --> 01:16:07,369
  7814. [phone chimes]
  7815.  
  7816. 1687
  7817. 01:16:08,971 --> 01:16:11,168
  7818. Will and Ben are here.
  7819. They're on their way up.
  7820.  
  7821. 1688
  7822. 01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:12,404
  7823. I want to know something.
  7824.  
  7825. 1689
  7826. 01:16:13,404 --> 01:16:15,104
  7827. What do you see
  7828. in that gin jockey?
  7829.  
  7830. 1690
  7831. 01:16:15,671 --> 01:16:18,171
  7832. I mean, you're successful,
  7833. beautiful,
  7834.  
  7835. 1691
  7836. 01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:20,902
  7837. and he's a single parent
  7838. with no career.
  7839.  
  7840. 1692
  7841. 01:16:20,904 --> 01:16:22,604
  7842. Did you say "gin jockey"?
  7843.  
  7844. 1693
  7845. 01:16:23,005 --> 01:16:25,003
  7846. Yes, I said "gin jockey."
  7847.  
  7848. 1694
  7849. 01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,735
  7850. He is a businessman, okay?
  7851.  
  7852. 1695
  7853. 01:16:26,737 --> 01:16:29,169
  7854. He's saving his money
  7855. so he can open his own bar.
  7856.  
  7857. 1696
  7858. 01:16:29,171 --> 01:16:32,137
  7859. Like your gym.
  7860. Look, just please be nice.
  7861.  
  7862. 1697
  7863. 01:16:32,139 --> 01:16:34,437
  7864. Be nice?
  7865. I am nice. I'm nice as shit.
  7866.  
  7867. 1698
  7868. 01:16:35,538 --> 01:16:37,803
  7869. "Gin jockey"?
  7870. Where do you find these things?
  7871.  
  7872. 1699
  7873. 01:16:37,805 --> 01:16:40,638
  7874. - Come here, Dad. Hey!
  7875. - Hey.
  7876.  
  7877. 1700
  7878. 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,970
  7879. - Dad, I need you to meet Will and Ben.
  7880. - Hi.
  7881.  
  7882. 1701
  7883. 01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,538
  7884. - Nice to meet you, sir.
  7885. - Welcome, welcome.
  7886.  
  7887. 1702
  7888. 01:16:46,872 --> 01:16:48,603
  7889. [Skip]
  7890. I'll give it three months.
  7891.  
  7892. 1703
  7893. 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,238
  7894. She'll chew him up
  7895. and spit him out.
  7896.  
  7897. 1704
  7898. 01:16:52,638 --> 01:16:54,939
  7899. Hey, did you introduce yourself?
  7900.  
  7901. 1705
  7902. 01:16:55,304 --> 01:16:57,804
  7903. Hi, I'm Ben.
  7904. It's nice to meet you.
  7905.  
  7906. 1706
  7907. 01:16:57,806 --> 01:16:58,971
  7908. Wait, wait, wait.
  7909.  
  7910. 1707
  7911. 01:16:58,973 --> 01:17:02,570
  7912. [Will] So, tomorrow.
  7913. Big signing day, huh?
  7914.  
  7915. 1708
  7916. 01:17:02,572 --> 01:17:03,604
  7917. Yep.
  7918.  
  7919. 1709
  7920. 01:17:03,606 --> 01:17:05,038
  7921. No worries about, you know,
  7922.  
  7923. 1710
  7924. 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,470
  7925. crazy Joe changing his mind
  7926.  
  7927. 1711
  7928. 01:17:06,472 --> 01:17:07,773
  7929. or Jamal trying
  7930. to stay in school?
  7931.  
  7932. 1712
  7933. 01:17:08,006 --> 01:17:09,971
  7934. Nah, I have a pretty good gauge
  7935. on that situation.
  7936.  
  7937. 1713
  7938. 01:17:09,973 --> 01:17:13,072
  7939. So I think I know
  7940. what's on Jamal's mind.
  7941.  
  7942. 1714
  7943. 01:17:13,074 --> 01:17:14,041
  7944. I'm sure you do.
  7945.  
  7946. 1715
  7947. 01:17:14,639 --> 01:17:17,072
  7948. But, you know,
  7949. knowing what's on a man's mind
  7950.  
  7951. 1716
  7952. 01:17:17,074 --> 01:17:18,905
  7953. is not the same
  7954. as what's in his heart.
  7955.  
  7956. 1717
  7957. 01:17:18,907 --> 01:17:21,404
  7958. Well, isn't it the same thing?
  7959. To get paid and get laid?
  7960.  
  7961. 1718
  7962. 01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:24,370
  7963. Wait. You really think
  7964. that's what men want?
  7965.  
  7966. 1719
  7967. 01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,974
  7968. - Mm-hmm.
  7969. - Wow.
  7970.  
  7971. 1720
  7972. 01:17:27,205 --> 01:17:29,304
  7973. - That's messed up.
  7974. - Well...
  7975.  
  7976. 1721
  7977. 01:17:29,306 --> 01:17:31,306
  7978. Have you ever
  7979. even trusted a man?
  7980.  
  7981. 1722
  7982. 01:17:32,142 --> 01:17:33,473
  7983. She trusts me.
  7984.  
  7985. 1723
  7986. 01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:35,840
  7987. Okay. Well, see...
  7988.  
  7989. 1724
  7990. 01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:41,407
  7991. I think that men and women just want
  7992. the same thing at the end of the day.
  7993.  
  7994. 1725
  7995. 01:17:41,975 --> 01:17:44,841
  7996. They want to be
  7997. with somebody they trust.
  7998.  
  7999. 1726
  8000. 01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:47,975
  8001. To be respected,
  8002. appreciated, and...
  8003.  
  8004. 1727
  8005. 01:17:48,608 --> 01:17:50,441
  8006. and just to feel safe.
  8007.  
  8008. 1728
  8009. 01:17:50,741 --> 01:17:53,341
  8010. So you believe men and women
  8011. want the same thing?
  8012.  
  8013. 1729
  8014. 01:17:53,675 --> 01:17:56,539
  8015. As a bartender, I've learned
  8016. to sit back and listen.
  8017.  
  8018. 1730
  8019. 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,374
  8020. Eventually, you learn
  8021. how people really feel.
  8022.  
  8023. 1731
  8024. 01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,174
  8025. Good to know.
  8026.  
  8027. 1732
  8028. 01:18:01,608 --> 01:18:04,207
  8029. [Will]
  8030. Wow, she is really beautiful.
  8031.  
  8032. 1733
  8033. 01:18:04,541 --> 01:18:06,709
  8034. [Skip] So, now that we know
  8035. what men and women want,
  8036.  
  8037. 1734
  8038. 01:18:07,043 --> 01:18:09,640
  8039. - the question is what do boys want?
  8040. - [chuckles]
  8041.  
  8042. 1735
  8043. 01:18:09,642 --> 01:18:12,074
  8044. Got any gift ideas
  8045. for your birthday, Ben?
  8046.  
  8047. 1736
  8048. 01:18:12,076 --> 01:18:13,774
  8049. My dad works real hard,
  8050.  
  8051. 1737
  8052. 01:18:13,776 --> 01:18:16,143
  8053. so I try not to make
  8054. a big deal out of it.
  8055.  
  8056. 1738
  8057. 01:18:16,475 --> 01:18:19,340
  8058. It's mostly just
  8059. about me and him hanging out.
  8060.  
  8061. 1739
  8062. 01:18:19,342 --> 01:18:21,609
  8063. - [Will chuckles]
  8064. - Us, too.
  8065.  
  8066. 1740
  8067. 01:18:23,409 --> 01:18:25,807
  8068. Do you know that Ali grew up
  8069. without a mom?
  8070.  
  8071. 1741
  8072. 01:18:25,809 --> 01:18:28,175
  8073. [Skip] I think
  8074. about that woman every day.
  8075.  
  8076. 1742
  8077. 01:18:28,609 --> 01:18:29,877
  8078. And it still hurts.
  8079.  
  8080. 1743
  8081. 01:18:30,242 --> 01:18:34,407
  8082. You know, Ben, I imagine your
  8083. dad had to work extra hard
  8084.  
  8085. 1744
  8086. 01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:36,306
  8087. to raise a kid as kind as you.
  8088.  
  8089. 1745
  8090. 01:18:36,308 --> 01:18:37,576
  8091. Thank you, Skip.
  8092.  
  8093. 1746
  8094. 01:18:38,443 --> 01:18:40,743
  8095. I think you can appreciate it
  8096. more than most.
  8097.  
  8098. 1747
  8099. 01:18:42,943 --> 01:18:44,176
  8100. To fatherhood.
  8101.  
  8102. 1748
  8103. 01:18:53,309 --> 01:18:54,209
  8104. [woman] You did it!
  8105.  
  8106. 1749
  8107. 01:18:54,543 --> 01:18:56,174
  8108. You guys day drinking? I'm in.
  8109.  
  8110. 1750
  8111. 01:18:56,176 --> 01:18:57,508
  8112. [Brandon] Oh, hey.
  8113.  
  8114. 1751
  8115. 01:18:57,510 --> 01:18:58,976
  8116. Yeah. Let me just grab
  8117. two more glasses.
  8118.  
  8119. 1752
  8120. 01:18:58,978 --> 01:19:00,474
  8121. I'll be right back.
  8122.  
  8123. 1753
  8124. 01:19:00,476 --> 01:19:01,542
  8125. Did you figure out
  8126. who you're gonna draft,
  8127.  
  8128. 1754
  8129. 01:19:01,544 --> 01:19:02,709
  8130. Roethlisberger or Brady?
  8131.  
  8132. 1755
  8133. 01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:04,542
  8134. I think I'm gonna go with Brady,
  8135.  
  8136. 1756
  8137. 01:19:04,544 --> 01:19:06,174
  8138. but my friend Duncan said
  8139. he's gonna get Roethlisberger,
  8140.  
  8141. 1757
  8142. 01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:07,942
  8143. and we can swap
  8144. any time we want.
  8145.  
  8146. 1758
  8147. 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:10,475
  8148. [Brandon] God, he's beautiful.
  8149. And he loves fantasy football?
  8150.  
  8151. 1759
  8152. 01:19:10,477 --> 01:19:12,109
  8153. [Danny]
  8154. What kind of league is that?
  8155.  
  8156. 1760
  8157. 01:19:12,111 --> 01:19:14,010
  8158. Do you have to wear
  8159. a weird T-shirt or some shit?
  8160.  
  8161. 1761
  8162. 01:19:14,012 --> 01:19:16,979
  8163. [Danny] It sounds nice.
  8164. And he plays fantasy football?
  8165.  
  8166. 1762
  8167. 01:19:17,477 --> 01:19:18,644
  8168. He's perfect.
  8169.  
  8170. 1763
  8171. 01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:22,377
  8172. Hey, you know what?
  8173. Why don't you two play together?
  8174.  
  8175. 1764
  8176. 01:19:23,012 --> 01:19:25,476
  8177. - Oh, yeah.
  8178. - Yeah, I... I would love that.
  8179.  
  8180. 1765
  8181. 01:19:25,478 --> 01:19:26,910
  8182. You know, you can't pick...
  8183.  
  8184. 1766
  8185. 01:19:26,912 --> 01:19:28,777
  8186. [Brandon]
  8187. Do you take this man
  8188.  
  8189. 1767
  8190. 01:19:28,779 --> 01:19:31,208
  8191. to be your lawfully
  8192. wedded husband?
  8193.  
  8194. 1768
  8195. 01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:33,010
  8196. He's got it all! Uh!
  8197.  
  8198. 1769
  8199. 01:19:37,262 --> 01:19:40,260
  8200. Okay, you know what?
  8201. I have to get a lot of work done
  8202.  
  8203. 1770
  8204. 01:19:40,262 --> 01:19:42,360
  8205. before Will comes here
  8206. to take me to lunch, so...
  8207.  
  8208. 1771
  8209. 01:19:42,362 --> 01:19:44,128
  8210. Hey, did you see?
  8211. Joe Dolla called a press conference.
  8212.  
  8213. 1772
  8214. 01:19:44,130 --> 01:19:45,261
  8215. - What?
  8216. - [Joe on TV] That's right.
  8217.  
  8218. 1773
  8219. 01:19:45,263 --> 01:19:46,893
  8220. I'm telling you,
  8221.  
  8222. 1774
  8223. 01:19:46,895 --> 01:19:48,228
  8224. when it come to him,
  8225. he look just like me.
  8226.  
  8227. 1775
  8228. 01:19:48,230 --> 01:19:50,028
  8229. This is my son.
  8230.  
  8231. 1776
  8232. 01:19:50,030 --> 01:19:52,861
  8233. Matter of fact, we gonna withdraw
  8234. from the NBA draft right now.
  8235.  
  8236. 1777
  8237. 01:19:52,863 --> 01:19:55,827
  8238. I'ma take Jamal's gifts
  8239. to the great nation of China.
  8240.  
  8241. 1778
  8242. 01:19:55,829 --> 01:19:57,861
  8243. Ni hao! Holla!
  8244.  
  8245. 1779
  8246. 01:19:57,863 --> 01:19:59,360
  8247. [man on TV] What about
  8248. all that talk of playing
  8249.  
  8250. 1780
  8251. 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,827
  8252. for your hometown, Jamal?
  8253.  
  8254. 1781
  8255. 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:03,194
  8256. What can I say?
  8257. You know, situation changed.
  8258.  
  8259. 1782
  8260. 01:20:03,196 --> 01:20:05,460
  8261. [man 2 on TV] What kind of money
  8262. are the Chinese offering?
  8263.  
  8264. 1783
  8265. 01:20:05,462 --> 01:20:07,229
  8266. Our new concierge agent,
  8267.  
  8268. 1784
  8269. 01:20:07,231 --> 01:20:09,162
  8270. Ethan Fowler,
  8271. he gonna answer that.
  8272.  
  8273. 1785
  8274. 01:20:09,164 --> 01:20:10,961
  8275. - Money Man! Tell 'em wassup.
  8276. - [Ethan on TV] Yep.
  8277.  
  8278. 1786
  8279. 01:20:10,963 --> 01:20:12,894
  8280. Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.
  8281. Ethan Fowler.
  8282.  
  8283. 1787
  8284. 01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:15,427
  8285. Our good friends in China
  8286. are currently offering
  8287.  
  8288. 1788
  8289. 01:20:15,429 --> 01:20:18,129
  8290. three times
  8291. the rookie NBA deal, okay?
  8292.  
  8293. 1789
  8294. 01:20:18,131 --> 01:20:20,795
  8295. [man 3 on TV] Does this mean you've
  8296. signed with Summit Worldwide?
  8297.  
  8298. 1790
  8299. 01:20:20,797 --> 01:20:22,527
  8300. I'll actually answer
  8301. that one. Uh...
  8302.  
  8303. 1791
  8304. 01:20:22,529 --> 01:20:24,162
  8305. I've currently left Summit
  8306.  
  8307. 1792
  8308. 01:20:24,164 --> 01:20:27,396
  8309. to focus exclusively all my time
  8310. and energy on one client.
  8311.  
  8312. 1793
  8313. 01:20:27,398 --> 01:20:29,895
  8314. He cut,
  8315. he sliced his rates in half.
  8316.  
  8317. 1794
  8318. 01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:31,196
  8319. - Yeah, I know.
  8320. - In half!
  8321.  
  8322. 1795
  8323. 01:20:31,198 --> 01:20:32,329
  8324. I mean, come on, ten percent...
  8325.  
  8326. 1796
  8327. 01:20:32,331 --> 01:20:33,864
  8328. that is highway robbery.
  8329.  
  8330. 1797
  8331. 01:20:34,897 --> 01:20:39,165
  8332. [phones ringing in distance]
  8333.  
  8334. 1798
  8335. 01:20:40,198 --> 01:20:41,563
  8336. Everybody out.
  8337.  
  8338. 1799
  8339. 01:20:42,364 --> 01:20:44,032
  8340. Out! Get out!
  8341.  
  8342. 1800
  8343. 01:20:44,698 --> 01:20:47,564
  8344. Ali. You stay.
  8345.  
  8346. 1801
  8347. 01:20:51,464 --> 01:20:54,729
  8348. Uh, I'm sure that China deal
  8349. is not closed.
  8350.  
  8351. 1802
  8352. 01:20:54,731 --> 01:20:56,265
  8353. We can still save this.
  8354.  
  8355. 1803
  8356. 01:20:56,531 --> 01:20:57,898
  8357. [chuckles]
  8358.  
  8359. 1804
  8360. 01:20:58,265 --> 01:21:00,399
  8361. We can save this. [chuckles]
  8362.  
  8363. 1805
  8364. 01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:03,332
  8365. Five-percent commission. Wow.
  8366.  
  8367. 1806
  8368. 01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:07,197
  8369. Not only did you blow this
  8370. signing, you gave Ethan the idea
  8371.  
  8372. 1807
  8373. 01:21:07,199 --> 01:21:09,630
  8374. that could very well fuck our
  8375. business model completely.
  8376.  
  8377. 1808
  8378. 01:21:09,632 --> 01:21:11,496
  8379. Okay, this is not all my fault.
  8380.  
  8381. 1809
  8382. 01:21:11,498 --> 01:21:14,864
  8383. I mean, if I didn't think I'd get
  8384. crucified by all those MeToo-ers,
  8385.  
  8386. 1810
  8387. 01:21:14,866 --> 01:21:16,599
  8388. I'd fire your ass today.
  8389.  
  8390. 1811
  8391. 01:21:17,366 --> 01:21:20,732
  8392. Oh, so you're saying you're not
  8393. firing me because I'm a woman.
  8394.  
  8395. 1812
  8396. 01:21:22,099 --> 01:21:24,200
  8397. No. Not just that.
  8398.  
  8399. 1813
  8400. 01:21:25,599 --> 01:21:26,632
  8401. Oh.
  8402.  
  8403. 1814
  8404. 01:21:27,266 --> 01:21:31,034
  8405. So, you're not firing me
  8406. because I'm a black woman.
  8407.  
  8408. 1815
  8409. 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,366
  8410. No. No, no. I didn't say that.
  8411.  
  8412. 1816
  8413. 01:21:33,632 --> 01:21:35,631
  8414. Because that'd be racist
  8415. and sexist.
  8416.  
  8417. 1817
  8418. 01:21:35,633 --> 01:21:38,430
  8419. Hell, no.
  8420. I am not your twofer.
  8421.  
  8422. 1818
  8423. 01:21:38,432 --> 01:21:40,032
  8424. I dare you to fire me.
  8425.  
  8426. 1819
  8427. 01:21:40,034 --> 01:21:42,566
  8428. My clients will follow me
  8429. out that door.
  8430.  
  8431. 1820
  8432. 01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:45,600
  8433. [snickers]
  8434. You keep on dreaming that dream.
  8435.  
  8436. 1821
  8437. 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,966
  8438. - Nick, please...
  8439. - Nope, not happening.
  8440.  
  8441. 1822
  8442. 01:21:50,968 --> 01:21:52,531
  8443. - [Will] There she goes.
  8444. - Hey.
  8445.  
  8446. 1823
  8447. 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:53,866
  8448. - Hey, girl, ready for lunch?
  8449. - Yeah.
  8450.  
  8451. 1824
  8452. 01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:55,498
  8453. I can wait downstairs
  8454. if that's better.
  8455.  
  8456. 1825
  8457. 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,500
  8458. - Okay.
  8459. - Oh, great. You know what?
  8460.  
  8461. 1826
  8462. 01:21:58,068 --> 01:22:00,498
  8463. You can stop pretending.
  8464. Okay, Will?
  8465.  
  8466. 1827
  8467. 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,768
  8468. If that's even your name.
  8469.  
  8470. 1828
  8471. 01:22:02,035 --> 01:22:05,499
  8472. Actually, I'm glad this
  8473. charade can finally end.
  8474.  
  8475. 1829
  8476. 01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:07,999
  8477. Sorry, "charade"?
  8478. What's he talking about?
  8479.  
  8480. 1830
  8481. 01:22:08,001 --> 01:22:09,501
  8482. - Nick, please, don't...
  8483. - You two.
  8484.  
  8485. 1831
  8486. 01:22:10,001 --> 01:22:11,601
  8487. Pretending that
  8488. y'all are married
  8489.  
  8490. 1832
  8491. 01:22:11,901 --> 01:22:14,368
  8492. to impress that fucking fraud
  8493. Joe Dolla!
  8494.  
  8495. 1833
  8496. 01:22:14,868 --> 01:22:17,835
  8497. Well, you know what?
  8498. It didn't work.
  8499.  
  8500. 1834
  8501. 01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,501
  8502. Mr. Family Man, huh?
  8503.  
  8504. 1835
  8505. 01:22:22,835 --> 01:22:25,400
  8506. Okay, whoo.
  8507. This is a big misunderstanding.
  8508.  
  8509. 1836
  8510. 01:22:25,402 --> 01:22:26,402
  8511. So wait, wait, hold up.
  8512.  
  8513. 1837
  8514. 01:22:27,368 --> 01:22:29,969
  8515. That's why you really
  8516. invited us to the game?
  8517.  
  8518. 1838
  8519. 01:22:30,835 --> 01:22:33,034
  8520. - No.
  8521. - Not to make up for the fact
  8522.  
  8523. 1839
  8524. 01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:37,267
  8525. that you accused me of cheating
  8526. on my dead wife with you?
  8527.  
  8528. 1840
  8529. 01:22:37,269 --> 01:22:38,269
  8530. No.
  8531.  
  8532. 1841
  8533. 01:22:38,568 --> 01:22:40,401
  8534. Please, it is very complicated.
  8535.  
  8536. 1842
  8537. 01:22:40,403 --> 01:22:43,502
  8538. - Just let me talk to you alone.
  8539. - About... About what?
  8540.  
  8541. 1843
  8542. 01:22:43,735 --> 01:22:48,003
  8543. About what? How you used my son,
  8544. my child, as a prop?
  8545.  
  8546. 1844
  8547. 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:55,070
  8548. Just...
  8549.  
  8550. 1845
  8551. 01:22:55,503 --> 01:22:57,136
  8552. - Please.
  8553. - Please stay away from us.
  8554.  
  8555. 1846
  8556. 01:22:58,237 --> 01:22:59,170
  8557. Please.
  8558.  
  8559. 1847
  8560. 01:23:06,636 --> 01:23:08,871
  8561. [somber music plays]
  8562.  
  8563. 1848
  8564. 01:23:18,804 --> 01:23:21,271
  8565. These powers
  8566. have ruined my life.
  8567.  
  8568. 1849
  8569. 01:23:21,837 --> 01:23:23,604
  8570. I would like to return them.
  8571.  
  8572. 1850
  8573. 01:23:24,038 --> 01:23:26,204
  8574. Or whatever you do with powers.
  8575.  
  8576. 1851
  8577. 01:23:26,405 --> 01:23:27,804
  8578. Well, if I can be real,
  8579.  
  8580. 1852
  8581. 01:23:28,338 --> 01:23:31,405
  8582. I finished off the Haitian tea,
  8583. drunk it all myself.
  8584.  
  8585. 1853
  8586. 01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,736
  8587. - And...
  8588. - The only voices I heard
  8589.  
  8590. 1854
  8591. 01:23:33,738 --> 01:23:36,772
  8592. were Joan Rivers and Tupac.
  8593.  
  8594. 1855
  8595. 01:23:37,504 --> 01:23:39,371
  8596. And they did not get along.
  8597.  
  8598. 1856
  8599. 01:23:39,972 --> 01:23:43,538
  8600. [sighs]
  8601. My God, this is a disaster.
  8602.  
  8603. 1857
  8604. 01:23:44,438 --> 01:23:48,104
  8605. [clicks tongue] Mm.
  8606. Maybe you looking at it the wrong way.
  8607.  
  8608. 1858
  8609. 01:23:49,705 --> 01:23:53,172
  8610. With power comes a
  8611. responsibility to tell the truth.
  8612.  
  8613. 1859
  8614. 01:23:53,838 --> 01:23:55,772
  8615. Have you been telling the truth?
  8616.  
  8617. 1860
  8618. 01:23:56,873 --> 01:23:58,773
  8619. You need to let
  8620. the spirit guide you.
  8621.  
  8622. 1861
  8623. 01:23:59,773 --> 01:24:02,006
  8624. [mystical music playing]
  8625.  
  8626. 1862
  8627. 01:24:04,072 --> 01:24:05,606
  8628. [Ali exhales]
  8629.  
  8630. 1863
  8631. 01:24:11,806 --> 01:24:13,873
  8632. - The spirit.
  8633. - Yeah.
  8634.  
  8635. 1864
  8636. 01:24:21,539 --> 01:24:22,974
  8637. Spirit.
  8638.  
  8639. 1865
  8640. 01:24:25,073 --> 01:24:27,106
  8641. [chattering]
  8642.  
  8643. 1866
  8644. 01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:34,038
  8645. Yikes. Hey, maybe we, uh,
  8646. take it easy on the drinky-drink there.
  8647.  
  8648. 1867
  8649. 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,038
  8650. Ceremony's about to start
  8651. and you're in it, okay?
  8652.  
  8653. 1868
  8654. 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,272
  8655. No, no, no.
  8656. I need a cranberry vodka
  8657.  
  8658. 1869
  8659. 01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:40,605
  8660. because I'm feeling the spirit,
  8661. Brandon.
  8662.  
  8663. 1870
  8664. 01:24:40,607 --> 01:24:43,107
  8665. - Uh-huh.
  8666. - I have words, they need saying.
  8667.  
  8668. 1871
  8669. 01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:46,973
  8670. As a matter of fact,
  8671. everybody in here
  8672.  
  8673. 1872
  8674. 01:24:46,975 --> 01:24:49,973
  8675. needs a big, steaming mug
  8676. of hot tea.
  8677.  
  8678. 1873
  8679. 01:24:49,975 --> 01:24:52,973
  8680. Oh, or maybe everybody just
  8681. sticks with water, you know...
  8682.  
  8683. 1874
  8684. 01:24:52,975 --> 01:24:55,839
  8685. No. No, no, no. How about you go get
  8686. that vodka cran like I said, baby.
  8687.  
  8688. 1875
  8689. 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:58,074
  8690. - Uh-huh.
  8691. - Trusty assistant. Go.
  8692.  
  8693. 1876
  8694. 01:24:58,409 --> 01:24:59,439
  8695. Hm.
  8696.  
  8697. 1877
  8698. 01:24:59,441 --> 01:25:00,906
  8699. [man] And Christ said,
  8700.  
  8701. 1878
  8702. 01:25:00,908 --> 01:25:02,572
  8703. "A man shall leave
  8704. his mother and father
  8705.  
  8706. 1879
  8707. 01:25:02,574 --> 01:25:04,275
  8708. and cleave to his wife,
  8709.  
  8710. 1880
  8711. 01:25:05,008 --> 01:25:06,907
  8712. so that they are
  8713. no more twain..."
  8714.  
  8715. 1881
  8716. 01:25:06,909 --> 01:25:09,874
  8717. [man 1] Check out that tasty
  8718. Oreo bridesmaid sandwich.
  8719.  
  8720. 1882
  8721. 01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:12,273
  8722. [man 2] I can't believe how long
  8723. this Viagra's lasting!
  8724.  
  8725. 1883
  8726. 01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:14,506
  8727. [man 3] Can't believe I'm
  8728. missing the game for this shit.
  8729.  
  8730. 1884
  8731. 01:25:14,508 --> 01:25:15,774
  8732. [man 4]
  8733. Did I leave my keys on my desk?
  8734.  
  8735. 1885
  8736. 01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:17,407
  8737. [man 5] ♪ Cotton-eyed Joe ♪
  8738.  
  8739. 1886
  8740. 01:25:17,409 --> 01:25:19,408
  8741. ♪ I'd been married
  8742. A long time ago ♪
  8743.  
  8744. 1887
  8745. 01:25:19,410 --> 01:25:21,206
  8746. ♪ Where did you come from?
  8747. Where did you go? ♪
  8748.  
  8749. 1888
  8750. 01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:23,206
  8751. [man 6] Oh, man. This suit's
  8752. giving me a swamp ass.
  8753.  
  8754. 1889
  8755. 01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:25,374
  8756. [man 7] I love the word
  8757. "Toledo." To-le-do.
  8758.  
  8759. 1890
  8760. 01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,141
  8761. [man 8] Can't believe I said "I
  8762. love you" to the delivery guy.
  8763.  
  8764. 1891
  8765. 01:25:27,143 --> 01:25:29,041
  8766. [James] Look at Gabby's tits
  8767. just hanging out.
  8768.  
  8769. 1892
  8770. 01:25:29,043 --> 01:25:31,341
  8771. Haven't tapped that
  8772. since Mari was in Boston.
  8773.  
  8774. 1893
  8775. 01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:33,141
  8776. Might need to get that again
  8777. soon though.
  8778.  
  8779. 1894
  8780. 01:25:33,143 --> 01:25:34,573
  8781. Ladies and gentlemen,
  8782. the bride and groom
  8783.  
  8784. 1895
  8785. 01:25:34,575 --> 01:25:36,207
  8786. have written their own vows.
  8787.  
  8788. 1896
  8789. 01:25:36,209 --> 01:25:37,609
  8790. - James?
  8791. - Yes, sir.
  8792.  
  8793. 1897
  8794. 01:25:38,343 --> 01:25:41,007
  8795. When I met you on that
  8796. sun-dappled June afternoon
  8797.  
  8798. 1898
  8799. 01:25:41,009 --> 01:25:42,741
  8800. - at the Waffle House...
  8801. - [whispers] He said, "dappled".
  8802.  
  8803. 1899
  8804. 01:25:42,743 --> 01:25:44,541
  8805. ...and you put
  8806. that whole bottle of hot sauce
  8807.  
  8808. 1900
  8809. 01:25:44,543 --> 01:25:45,576
  8810. on your two-piece...
  8811.  
  8812. 1901
  8813. 01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,574
  8814. I knew right then there'd
  8815. never be another woman for me.
  8816.  
  8817. 1902
  8818. 01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:50,574
  8819. Oh, God.
  8820. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
  8821.  
  8822. 1903
  8823. 01:25:50,576 --> 01:25:53,608
  8824. - I'm so, so sorry.
  8825. - What the hell?
  8826.  
  8827. 1904
  8828. 01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:56,142
  8829. I... have something I gotta say.
  8830.  
  8831. 1905
  8832. 01:25:56,144 --> 01:25:57,508
  8833. What are you doing?
  8834.  
  8835. 1906
  8836. 01:25:57,510 --> 01:26:00,576
  8837. Girl, I am letting the spirit
  8838. move me.
  8839.  
  8840. 1907
  8841. 01:26:00,844 --> 01:26:01,744
  8842. Huh?
  8843.  
  8844. 1908
  8845. 01:26:03,411 --> 01:26:04,778
  8846. [Ali] I...
  8847.  
  8848. 1909
  8849. 01:26:06,177 --> 01:26:07,744
  8850. I've been given a gift.
  8851.  
  8852. 1910
  8853. 01:26:08,144 --> 01:26:09,642
  8854. Possibly by God.
  8855.  
  8856. 1911
  8857. 01:26:09,644 --> 01:26:11,742
  8858. Possibly by a low-rent,
  8859.  
  8860. 1912
  8861. 01:26:11,744 --> 01:26:14,178
  8862. hair-styling,
  8863. weed-dealing psychic. But...
  8864.  
  8865. 1913
  8866. 01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:17,345
  8867. I can hear men's thoughts.
  8868.  
  8869. 1914
  8870. 01:26:17,711 --> 01:26:18,776
  8871. [Brandon clears throat]
  8872.  
  8873. 1915
  8874. 01:26:18,778 --> 01:26:20,509
  8875. Ali, why don't you just come
  8876.  
  8877. 1916
  8878. 01:26:20,511 --> 01:26:21,877
  8879. sit down here with me
  8880. for a minute?
  8881.  
  8882. 1917
  8883. 01:26:21,879 --> 01:26:23,178
  8884. Uh, Brandon, back up.
  8885.  
  8886. 1918
  8887. 01:26:23,577 --> 01:26:24,477
  8888. Back up.
  8889.  
  8890. 1919
  8891. 01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:26,376
  8892. I'm just saying,
  8893. as your friend...
  8894.  
  8895. 1920
  8896. 01:26:26,378 --> 01:26:28,943
  8897. You... are not my friend.
  8898.  
  8899. 1921
  8900. 01:26:28,945 --> 01:26:31,412
  8901. You are my assistant, though.
  8902.  
  8903. 1922
  8904. 01:26:31,712 --> 01:26:33,576
  8905. And right now
  8906. you're not assisting me,
  8907.  
  8908. 1923
  8909. 01:26:33,578 --> 01:26:36,277
  8910. you're interrupting my message!
  8911.  
  8912. 1924
  8913. 01:26:36,279 --> 01:26:39,144
  8914. So I need you to sit down
  8915. and shut the fuck up!
  8916.  
  8917. 1925
  8918. 01:26:39,146 --> 01:26:40,476
  8919. [crowd clamoring]
  8920.  
  8921. 1926
  8922. 01:26:40,478 --> 01:26:41,612
  8923. Hallelujah.
  8924.  
  8925. 1927
  8926. 01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:45,445
  8927. You're on your own.
  8928.  
  8929. 1928
  8930. 01:26:46,246 --> 01:26:47,244
  8931. Excuse me.
  8932.  
  8933. 1929
  8934. 01:26:47,246 --> 01:26:48,313
  8935. [man] Thank... Thank you.
  8936.  
  8937. 1930
  8938. 01:26:48,813 --> 01:26:50,780
  8939. - Thank you for sharing that with us.
  8940. - [Ali] And...
  8941.  
  8942. 1931
  8943. 01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:53,346
  8944. because of my gift,
  8945.  
  8946. 1932
  8947. 01:26:53,912 --> 01:26:57,811
  8948. James, I know you are not worthy
  8949. of my friend, Mari.
  8950.  
  8951. 1933
  8952. 01:26:57,813 --> 01:26:59,277
  8953. [James]
  8954. What are you talking about?
  8955.  
  8956. 1934
  8957. 01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:01,345
  8958. And you need to know,
  8959. before you jump the broom,
  8960.  
  8961. 1935
  8962. 01:27:01,347 --> 01:27:04,211
  8963. that he slept with your
  8964. cousin Gabby last May.
  8965.  
  8966. 1936
  8967. 01:27:04,213 --> 01:27:05,511
  8968. [all gasping]
  8969.  
  8970. 1937
  8971. 01:27:05,513 --> 01:27:07,477
  8972. - What?
  8973. - While you were in Boston, girl.
  8974.  
  8975. 1938
  8976. 01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,045
  8977. That... That never happened.
  8978. That never, never happened.
  8979.  
  8980. 1939
  8981. 01:27:10,047 --> 01:27:13,011
  8982. I am so sorry, Mari.
  8983. He said you were on a break.
  8984.  
  8985. 1940
  8986. 01:27:13,013 --> 01:27:14,513
  8987. [all gasping]
  8988.  
  8989. 1941
  8990. 01:27:15,414 --> 01:27:16,714
  8991. Is this true?
  8992.  
  8993. 1942
  8994. 01:27:17,213 --> 01:27:18,380
  8995. Everybody lying right now.
  8996.  
  8997. 1943
  8998. 01:27:18,847 --> 01:27:22,415
  8999. - Mari!
  9000. - [Ali] Whoo! He deserved that! Amen!
  9001.  
  9002. 1944
  9003. 01:27:22,681 --> 01:27:24,445
  9004. - Bring it over here.
  9005. - Oh! Baby, hold on.
  9006.  
  9007. 1945
  9008. 01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:27,346
  9009. Ali, cut it out.
  9010. This is not the time or the place.
  9011.  
  9012. 1946
  9013. 01:27:27,348 --> 01:27:31,645
  9014. Well, Ciarra, you have problems
  9015. in your own house.
  9016.  
  9017. 1947
  9018. 01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:34,415
  9019. Don't throw no stones,
  9020. living in a glass house.
  9021.  
  9022. 1948
  9023. 01:27:34,714 --> 01:27:38,512
  9024. Excuse me? My house is fine.
  9025. In fact, it's locked down.
  9026.  
  9027. 1949
  9028. 01:27:38,514 --> 01:27:41,512
  9029. Okay? I think
  9030. you're just a little jealous
  9031.  
  9032. 1950
  9033. 01:27:41,514 --> 01:27:43,379
  9034. because we're all married.
  9035.  
  9036. 1951
  9037. 01:27:43,381 --> 01:27:45,012
  9038. I have always felt that way.
  9039.  
  9040. 1952
  9041. 01:27:45,014 --> 01:27:48,048
  9042. - Are you ser... Really?
  9043. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
  9044.  
  9045. 1953
  9046. 01:27:48,715 --> 01:27:50,414
  9047. So look at yourself.
  9048.  
  9049. 1954
  9050. 01:27:50,416 --> 01:27:53,149
  9051. Well, your husband has been
  9052. getting his thing sucked,
  9053.  
  9054. 1955
  9055. 01:27:53,382 --> 01:27:56,414
  9056. - on the down-low, by his golf buddy Louis.
  9057. - [crowd clamoring]
  9058.  
  9059. 1956
  9060. 01:27:56,416 --> 01:27:58,013
  9061. I have always felt that way.
  9062.  
  9063. 1957
  9064. 01:27:58,015 --> 01:27:59,613
  9065. - [Ciarra] He what?
  9066. - [man] You've lost your mind.
  9067.  
  9068. 1958
  9069. 01:27:59,615 --> 01:28:00,949
  9070. I would never.
  9071. That's disgusting!
  9072.  
  9073. 1959
  9074. 01:28:01,282 --> 01:28:03,846
  9075. It wasn't when you were
  9076. sucking on my dick!
  9077.  
  9078. 1960
  9079. 01:28:03,848 --> 01:28:05,714
  9080. - [crowd exclaims]
  9081. - Oh, Lord, not in the church!
  9082.  
  9083. 1961
  9084. 01:28:05,716 --> 01:28:07,180
  9085. [woman] Hallelujah! A testimony!
  9086.  
  9087. 1962
  9088. 01:28:07,182 --> 01:28:09,480
  9089. You kissed me
  9090. with dick on your lips?
  9091.  
  9092. 1963
  9093. 01:28:09,482 --> 01:28:10,683
  9094. - Oh, hell, no!
  9095. - Whoo!
  9096.  
  9097. 1964
  9098. 01:28:10,882 --> 01:28:13,549
  9099. - [shouting]
  9100. - [all clamoring]
  9101.  
  9102. 1965
  9103. 01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,616
  9104. That's my brother.
  9105. Hold Terence.
  9106.  
  9107. 1966
  9108. 01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:19,949
  9109. Oh, no!
  9110.  
  9111. 1967
  9112. 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,981
  9113. - Oh, yeah!
  9114. - [man] Everyone...
  9115.  
  9116. 1968
  9117. 01:28:22,983 --> 01:28:24,381
  9118. - Don't you take that! Don't you...
  9119. - [ripping]
  9120.  
  9121. 1969
  9122. 01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:25,580
  9123. Oh, yeah!
  9124.  
  9125. 1970
  9126. 01:28:25,582 --> 01:28:27,181
  9127. - Oh, really?
  9128. - My hair!
  9129.  
  9130. 1971
  9131. 01:28:27,183 --> 01:28:28,650
  9132. [women screaming]
  9133.  
  9134. 1972
  9135. 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:34,083
  9136. - Eat it! Eat the wig!
  9137. - Just grow up.
  9138.  
  9139. 1973
  9140. 01:28:35,849 --> 01:28:37,148
  9141. [woman] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
  9142.  
  9143. 1974
  9144. 01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,050
  9145. Bitch!
  9146.  
  9147. 1975
  9148. 01:28:40,116 --> 01:28:41,184
  9149. Stay back!
  9150.  
  9151. 1976
  9152. 01:28:41,617 --> 01:28:43,050
  9153. [metal clangs]
  9154.  
  9155. 1977
  9156. 01:28:43,950 --> 01:28:45,084
  9157. Oh, oh.
  9158.  
  9159. 1978
  9160. 01:28:48,817 --> 01:28:51,784
  9161. Well, hello. Welcome back.
  9162.  
  9163. 1979
  9164. 01:28:53,784 --> 01:28:54,951
  9165. I'd just like to say...
  9166.  
  9167. 1980
  9168. 01:28:55,817 --> 01:28:58,782
  9169. since your last visit,
  9170. I went to detox
  9171.  
  9172. 1981
  9173. 01:28:58,784 --> 01:29:00,718
  9174. and I got my life back on track.
  9175.  
  9176. 1982
  9177. 01:29:01,017 --> 01:29:02,151
  9178. So, thank you.
  9179.  
  9180. 1983
  9181. 01:29:07,118 --> 01:29:08,017
  9182. That's it?
  9183.  
  9184. 1984
  9185. 01:29:08,751 --> 01:29:10,018
  9186. That's what?
  9187.  
  9188. 1985
  9189. 01:29:11,817 --> 01:29:13,152
  9190. I don't hear anything.
  9191.  
  9192. 1986
  9193. 01:29:14,285 --> 01:29:15,352
  9194. No sound?
  9195.  
  9196. 1987
  9197. 01:29:15,818 --> 01:29:18,551
  9198. - No sound?
  9199. - No, no, no, I hear that. I just...
  9200.  
  9201. 1988
  9202. 01:29:20,085 --> 01:29:22,252
  9203. I... I don't hear
  9204. your inner thoughts.
  9205.  
  9206. 1989
  9207. 01:29:22,851 --> 01:29:24,851
  9208. That's a good thing, trust me.
  9209.  
  9210. 1990
  9211. 01:29:27,619 --> 01:29:29,983
  9212. Okay, so, um, great,
  9213. I guess I can go.
  9214.  
  9215. 1991
  9216. 01:29:29,985 --> 01:29:32,386
  9217. - Ah, well...
  9218. - Where my peeps at?
  9219.  
  9220. 1992
  9221. 01:29:32,918 --> 01:29:34,783
  9222. Ali, you can leave anytime,
  9223.  
  9224. 1993
  9225. 01:29:34,785 --> 01:29:37,552
  9226. but, um,
  9227. there's no one here for you.
  9228.  
  9229. 1994
  9230. 01:29:39,886 --> 01:29:41,086
  9231. Oh.
  9232.  
  9233. 1995
  9234. 01:29:43,919 --> 01:29:44,984
  9235. [exhales]
  9236.  
  9237. 1996
  9238. 01:29:44,986 --> 01:29:46,850
  9239. Guess I'll get myself home.
  9240.  
  9241. 1997
  9242. 01:29:46,852 --> 01:29:48,917
  9243. [somber music playing]
  9244.  
  9245. 1998
  9246. 01:29:48,919 --> 01:29:51,653
  9247. [footsteps pounding
  9248. on treadmill]
  9249.  
  9250. 1999
  9251. 01:30:01,154 --> 01:30:02,985
  9252. - [Nick] So let's just stay in...
  9253. - You hear me?
  9254.  
  9255. 2000
  9256. 01:30:02,987 --> 01:30:04,918
  9257. - ...your lane.
  9258. - [Skip] You got you.
  9259.  
  9260. 2001
  9261. 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,985
  9262. [Will] About what, how you used
  9263. my son, my child, as a prop?
  9264.  
  9265. 2002
  9266. 01:30:07,987 --> 01:30:09,818
  9267. We share a little bit.
  9268. Can you share?
  9269.  
  9270. 2003
  9271. 01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:11,619
  9272. [Brandon] I believe
  9273. you are a good person.
  9274.  
  9275. 2004
  9276. 01:30:11,621 --> 01:30:13,319
  9277. [Kevin] It's not like you have
  9278. a lot of friends here.
  9279.  
  9280. 2005
  9281. 01:30:13,321 --> 01:30:14,954
  9282. [Will] Work hard,
  9283. play hard, right?
  9284.  
  9285. 2006
  9286. 01:30:15,187 --> 01:30:16,652
  9287. [Kevin] Constantly
  9288. throwing the first punch,
  9289.  
  9290. 2007
  9291. 01:30:16,654 --> 01:30:18,253
  9292. and you got you and no one else.
  9293.  
  9294. 2008
  9295. 01:30:18,255 --> 01:30:20,487
  9296. [Skip] That bartender
  9297. get back to you yet?
  9298.  
  9299. 2009
  9300. 01:30:22,454 --> 01:30:23,820
  9301. No.
  9302.  
  9303. 2010
  9304. 01:30:24,654 --> 01:30:27,888
  9305. And I don't blame him,
  9306. the shit I pulled. [scoffs]
  9307.  
  9308. 2011
  9309. 01:30:29,388 --> 01:30:31,988
  9310. I just wanted to win, you know?
  9311.  
  9312. 2012
  9313. 01:30:33,355 --> 01:30:35,088
  9314. I let it get away from me.
  9315.  
  9316. 2013
  9317. 01:30:35,655 --> 01:30:38,988
  9318. [chuckles]
  9319. No, no, no. That's on me.
  9320.  
  9321. 2014
  9322. 01:30:41,289 --> 01:30:45,156
  9323. When your mom took off,
  9324. I didn't trust anyone.
  9325.  
  9326. 2015
  9327. 01:30:46,423 --> 01:30:49,854
  9328. And... I put that all on you.
  9329.  
  9330. 2016
  9331. 01:30:51,588 --> 01:30:53,089
  9332. I'm sorry if I...
  9333.  
  9334. 2017
  9335. 01:30:53,989 --> 01:30:55,853
  9336. taught you some wrong lessons.
  9337.  
  9338. 2018
  9339. 01:30:55,855 --> 01:31:00,156
  9340. I wanted you to toughen up,
  9341. because I was so scared.
  9342.  
  9343. 2019
  9344. 01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,722
  9345. I didn't want you
  9346. to be scared, too.
  9347.  
  9348. 2020
  9349. 01:31:04,523 --> 01:31:05,623
  9350. Dad...
  9351.  
  9352. 2021
  9353. 01:31:06,156 --> 01:31:07,822
  9354. you did an amazing job.
  9355.  
  9356. 2022
  9357. 01:31:08,456 --> 01:31:10,822
  9358. - An excellent job.
  9359. - [chuckles]
  9360.  
  9361. 2023
  9362. 01:31:12,290 --> 01:31:15,390
  9363. No. This is all on me, okay?
  9364.  
  9365. 2024
  9366. 01:31:15,755 --> 01:31:17,456
  9367. I messed everything up.
  9368.  
  9369. 2025
  9370. 01:31:17,756 --> 01:31:20,723
  9371. And now I got to put my
  9372. big-girl drawers on and fix it.
  9373.  
  9374. 2026
  9375. 01:31:24,090 --> 01:31:27,890
  9376. You know, there's things
  9377. that we probably need to learn.
  9378.  
  9379. 2027
  9380. 01:31:28,325 --> 01:31:30,490
  9381. When to lower our fist.
  9382.  
  9383. 2028
  9384. 01:31:30,756 --> 01:31:33,358
  9385. There's so many
  9386. beautiful things that...
  9387.  
  9388. 2029
  9389. 01:31:34,058 --> 01:31:36,856
  9390. we don't see
  9391. because our hands are...
  9392.  
  9393. 2030
  9394. 01:31:37,656 --> 01:31:39,656
  9395. in front of our face.
  9396.  
  9397. 2031
  9398. 01:31:40,857 --> 01:31:41,891
  9399. [sighs]
  9400.  
  9401. 2032
  9402. 01:31:42,490 --> 01:31:43,891
  9403. [Skip chuckles]
  9404.  
  9405. 2033
  9406. 01:31:45,591 --> 01:31:46,791
  9407. Thanks, Dad.
  9408.  
  9409. 2034
  9410. 01:31:49,191 --> 01:31:51,991
  9411. You're the best. [giggles]
  9412.  
  9413. 2035
  9414. 01:31:56,458 --> 01:31:59,190
  9415. You know, I don't really need
  9416. to check with Ali on that one.
  9417.  
  9418. 2036
  9419. 01:31:59,192 --> 01:32:02,822
  9420. Serena Williams is not gonna do
  9421. local TV ads for a mattress store.
  9422.  
  9423. 2037
  9424. 01:32:02,824 --> 01:32:04,892
  9425. But thank you
  9426. for your interests.
  9427.  
  9428. 2038
  9429. 01:32:07,092 --> 01:32:08,092
  9430. You're here.
  9431.  
  9432. 2039
  9433. 01:32:08,758 --> 01:32:11,390
  9434. Yeah. Danny said it would
  9435. be better to look for work
  9436.  
  9437. 2040
  9438. 01:32:11,392 --> 01:32:12,589
  9439. while I still have a job.
  9440.  
  9441. 2041
  9442. 01:32:12,591 --> 01:32:14,023
  9443. So, I'm looking for work.
  9444.  
  9445. 2042
  9446. 01:32:14,025 --> 01:32:15,957
  9447. Which I'm sure
  9448. you already heard.
  9449.  
  9450. 2043
  9451. 01:32:15,959 --> 01:32:18,559
  9452. I don't have the power
  9453. anymore.
  9454.  
  9455. 2044
  9456. 01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:21,160
  9457. I can't hear men's voices.
  9458.  
  9459. 2045
  9460. 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,625
  9461. So, I just told you all of that
  9462. for no reason.
  9463.  
  9464. 2046
  9465. 01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:29,658
  9466. Wow, I just cannot win.
  9467.  
  9468. 2047
  9469. 01:32:30,026 --> 01:32:32,960
  9470. Hey! Still the best part
  9471. of my day.
  9472.  
  9473. 2048
  9474. 01:32:38,759 --> 01:32:40,124
  9475. Wait, are you two...
  9476.  
  9477. 2049
  9478. 01:32:40,126 --> 01:32:41,691
  9479. Playing
  9480. fantasy football together?
  9481.  
  9482. 2050
  9483. 01:32:41,693 --> 01:32:42,793
  9484. Yes, we are.
  9485.  
  9486. 2051
  9487. 01:32:44,394 --> 01:32:46,793
  9488. [chuckles] That's great.
  9489.  
  9490. 2052
  9491. 01:32:50,027 --> 01:32:52,194
  9492. Can I talk to you
  9493. in my office?
  9494.  
  9495. 2053
  9496. 01:32:53,961 --> 01:32:55,027
  9497. Please?
  9498.  
  9499. 2054
  9500. 01:32:55,659 --> 01:32:57,161
  9501. Have a seat.
  9502.  
  9503. 2055
  9504. 01:33:01,194 --> 01:33:02,727
  9505. Listen, Brandon.
  9506.  
  9507. 2056
  9508. 01:33:03,361 --> 01:33:04,959
  9509. I'm sorry about that bullshit
  9510.  
  9511. 2057
  9512. 01:33:04,961 --> 01:33:08,228
  9513. about you not being cut out
  9514. to be an agent.
  9515.  
  9516. 2058
  9517. 01:33:09,162 --> 01:33:11,725
  9518. I would've told you anything
  9519. to keep you on my desk,
  9520.  
  9521. 2059
  9522. 01:33:11,727 --> 01:33:13,162
  9523. because I needed you.
  9524.  
  9525. 2060
  9526. 01:33:16,028 --> 01:33:18,795
  9527. And you're a better friend
  9528. than I deserve.
  9529.  
  9530. 2061
  9531. 01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:25,459
  9532. You... That's...
  9533. You're apologizing.
  9534.  
  9535. 2062
  9536. 01:33:25,461 --> 01:33:26,661
  9537. Yes.
  9538.  
  9539. 2063
  9540. 01:33:27,329 --> 01:33:28,995
  9541. - To me.
  9542. - Mm-hmm.
  9543.  
  9544. 2064
  9545. 01:33:29,462 --> 01:33:30,561
  9546. Wow.
  9547.  
  9548. 2065
  9549. 01:33:31,430 --> 01:33:32,995
  9550. I did not see that coming.
  9551.  
  9552. 2066
  9553. 01:33:33,962 --> 01:33:37,626
  9554. It's not a promotion or a raise,
  9555. but it is definitely something.
  9556.  
  9557. 2067
  9558. 01:33:37,628 --> 01:33:39,996
  9559. Okay, well,
  9560. you get a raise effective today.
  9561.  
  9562. 2068
  9563. 01:33:40,363 --> 01:33:43,294
  9564. And will until you find
  9565. something better.
  9566.  
  9567. 2069
  9568. 01:33:43,296 --> 01:33:45,263
  9569. And a promotion, TBD.
  9570.  
  9571. 2070
  9572. 01:33:46,196 --> 01:33:48,729
  9573. I don't even know
  9574. if I still work here.
  9575.  
  9576. 2071
  9577. 01:33:49,163 --> 01:33:50,229
  9578. Have you heard anything?
  9579.  
  9580. 2072
  9581. 01:33:53,196 --> 01:33:54,662
  9582. Well, thank you.
  9583.  
  9584. 2073
  9585. 01:33:59,829 --> 01:34:03,762
  9586. Oh, God, I just wish
  9587. I had gotten out of my own head
  9588.  
  9589. 2074
  9590. 01:34:04,431 --> 01:34:08,863
  9591. and gotten to know Jamal
  9592. instead of try to sell him.
  9593.  
  9594. 2075
  9595. 01:34:09,364 --> 01:34:12,030
  9596. I just wish I'd listened to him.
  9597.  
  9598. 2076
  9599. 01:34:32,365 --> 01:34:35,596
  9600. All right, you have got to
  9601. be psychic or something.
  9602.  
  9603. 2077
  9604. 01:34:36,332 --> 01:34:37,494
  9605. What you got over there?
  9606.  
  9607. 2078
  9608. 01:34:37,496 --> 01:34:39,462
  9609. Um, just a little Chinese food
  9610.  
  9611. 2079
  9612. 01:34:39,464 --> 01:34:41,231
  9613. to celebrate your success.
  9614.  
  9615. 2080
  9616. 01:34:42,165 --> 01:34:44,264
  9617. Well, I guess I'll be
  9618. eating a lot of it then.
  9619.  
  9620. 2081
  9621. 01:34:44,266 --> 01:34:45,531
  9622. You happy?
  9623.  
  9624. 2082
  9625. 01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,199
  9626. What do you think?
  9627.  
  9628. 2083
  9629. 01:34:51,399 --> 01:34:52,698
  9630. Let me see that.
  9631.  
  9632. 2084
  9633. 01:34:54,531 --> 01:34:55,797
  9634. I don't know.
  9635.  
  9636. 2085
  9637. 01:34:55,799 --> 01:34:57,765
  9638. I'm not even gonna pretend
  9639. to know.
  9640.  
  9641. 2086
  9642. 01:34:59,999 --> 01:35:02,064
  9643. - Whoo-hoo!
  9644. - Okay. Look at you.
  9645.  
  9646. 2087
  9647. 01:35:02,066 --> 01:35:05,064
  9648. What can I say?
  9649. My dad wanted a boy. [laughs]
  9650.  
  9651. 2088
  9652. 01:35:05,066 --> 01:35:07,598
  9653. Yeah, well, you don't even
  9654. have to tell me about dads.
  9655.  
  9656. 2089
  9657. 01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,832
  9658. You know, mine is, uh, unique.
  9659.  
  9660. 2090
  9661. 01:35:10,132 --> 01:35:11,498
  9662. That is very true.
  9663.  
  9664. 2091
  9665. 01:35:18,233 --> 01:35:20,699
  9666. Dad took me out to this court
  9667. when I was five.
  9668.  
  9669. 2092
  9670. 01:35:21,766 --> 01:35:25,700
  9671. And he would not let me leave
  9672. until I sank three in a row.
  9673.  
  9674. 2093
  9675. 01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:27,267
  9676. And it got us here.
  9677.  
  9678. 2094
  9679. 01:35:27,666 --> 01:35:28,864
  9680. I know it sounds corny,
  9681.  
  9682. 2095
  9683. 01:35:28,866 --> 01:35:30,531
  9684. but I want to win
  9685. a championship
  9686.  
  9687. 2096
  9688. 01:35:30,533 --> 01:35:32,067
  9689. and celebrate here.
  9690.  
  9691. 2097
  9692. 01:35:32,633 --> 01:35:34,234
  9693. With the people I grew up with.
  9694.  
  9695. 2098
  9696. 01:35:35,335 --> 01:35:36,333
  9697. That's my dream.
  9698.  
  9699. 2099
  9700. 01:35:36,335 --> 01:35:37,599
  9701. I get it.
  9702.  
  9703. 2100
  9704. 01:35:41,367 --> 01:35:42,633
  9705. Give me that.
  9706.  
  9707. 2101
  9708. 01:35:43,834 --> 01:35:45,765
  9709. You're gonna have a lot
  9710. of people coming at you
  9711.  
  9712. 2102
  9713. 01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:47,932
  9714. with all sorts of advice
  9715. from here on out.
  9716.  
  9717. 2103
  9718. 01:35:47,934 --> 01:35:49,531
  9719. - You know that, right?
  9720. - Right.
  9721.  
  9722. 2104
  9723. 01:35:49,533 --> 01:35:51,134
  9724. But you're the one
  9725. I should listen to, right?
  9726.  
  9727. 2105
  9728. 01:35:53,301 --> 01:35:56,301
  9729. No. The only person
  9730. you should listen to is you.
  9731.  
  9732. 2106
  9733. 01:35:57,336 --> 01:36:00,567
  9734. Because you're the only person
  9735. who knows what you really want.
  9736.  
  9737. 2107
  9738. 01:36:01,202 --> 01:36:04,069
  9739. Forget your head.
  9740. What's in your heart?
  9741.  
  9742. 2108
  9743. 01:36:08,102 --> 01:36:09,433
  9744. [chattering]
  9745.  
  9746. 2109
  9747. 01:36:09,435 --> 01:36:11,768
  9748. [Mari] Just fuck him. I'm done.
  9749.  
  9750. 2110
  9751. 01:36:12,235 --> 01:36:16,033
  9752. I always sensed that he was
  9753. a skeezy motherfucker.
  9754.  
  9755. 2111
  9756. 01:36:16,035 --> 01:36:17,733
  9757. But you know what?
  9758. I was on that marriage train
  9759.  
  9760. 2112
  9761. 01:36:17,735 --> 01:36:19,167
  9762. and I didn't want to get off.
  9763.  
  9764. 2113
  9765. 01:36:19,169 --> 01:36:20,599
  9766. Just fucking stupid.
  9767.  
  9768. 2114
  9769. 01:36:20,601 --> 01:36:23,566
  9770. When that woman
  9771. leaped onto the stage
  9772.  
  9773. 2115
  9774. 01:36:23,568 --> 01:36:25,270
  9775. and ripped out your hair...
  9776.  
  9777. 2116
  9778. 01:36:26,069 --> 01:36:28,367
  9779. I almost put down my phone
  9780. and said something.
  9781.  
  9782. 2117
  9783. 01:36:28,369 --> 01:36:31,835
  9784. - How is that helping us?
  9785. - Not... Oh, twelve o'clock.
  9786.  
  9787. 2118
  9788. 01:36:32,303 --> 01:36:33,466
  9789. Hi.
  9790.  
  9791. 2119
  9792. 01:36:33,468 --> 01:36:37,036
  9793. - [scoffs] No. No.
  9794. - No. No. No.
  9795.  
  9796. 2120
  9797. 01:36:37,369 --> 01:36:39,234
  9798. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
  9799.  
  9800. 2121
  9801. 01:36:39,236 --> 01:36:41,136
  9802. Let them grieve.
  9803.  
  9804. 2122
  9805. 01:36:42,203 --> 01:36:46,500
  9806. You know, by the grace of God,
  9807. my marriage is still intact.
  9808.  
  9809. 2123
  9810. 01:36:46,502 --> 01:36:48,168
  9811. It was stronger than theirs
  9812. to begin with.
  9813.  
  9814. 2124
  9815. 01:36:48,170 --> 01:36:50,968
  9816. But it is still intact,
  9817. because my husband wasn't there.
  9818.  
  9819. 2125
  9820. 01:36:50,970 --> 01:36:52,634
  9821. - What the fuck?
  9822. - All right?
  9823.  
  9824. 2126
  9825. 01:36:52,636 --> 01:36:54,335
  9826. But I am devastated
  9827. for the two of them.
  9828.  
  9829. 2127
  9830. 01:36:54,337 --> 01:36:55,667
  9831. Devastated.
  9832.  
  9833. 2128
  9834. 01:36:55,669 --> 01:36:57,971
  9835. - You ruined their lives!
  9836. - Um, look, I'm...
  9837.  
  9838. 2129
  9839. 01:36:59,904 --> 01:37:02,467
  9840. I know you guys probably hate me
  9841. for what I pulled.
  9842.  
  9843. 2130
  9844. 01:37:02,469 --> 01:37:04,870
  9845. I am so sorry, okay?
  9846.  
  9847. 2131
  9848. 01:37:05,204 --> 01:37:07,303
  9849. I really want
  9850. to make it up to you.
  9851.  
  9852. 2132
  9853. 01:37:07,804 --> 01:37:11,037
  9854. Look, I did what I did
  9855. because I love you, okay?
  9856.  
  9857. 2133
  9858. 01:37:11,570 --> 01:37:13,236
  9859. Not because I'm jealous.
  9860.  
  9861. 2134
  9862. 01:37:13,238 --> 01:37:14,835
  9863. I want what's best
  9864. for all of you,
  9865.  
  9866. 2135
  9867. 01:37:14,837 --> 01:37:16,935
  9868. and I'm not gonna let you
  9869. marry a skeezer
  9870.  
  9871. 2136
  9872. 01:37:16,937 --> 01:37:18,501
  9873. and I'm not gonna stand by
  9874. and not tell you
  9875.  
  9876. 2137
  9877. 01:37:18,503 --> 01:37:19,970
  9878. about your down-low husband.
  9879.  
  9880. 2138
  9881. 01:37:19,972 --> 01:37:21,936
  9882. I'm sorry.
  9883. I'm a friend, not an enabler.
  9884.  
  9885. 2139
  9886. 01:37:21,938 --> 01:37:25,402
  9887. That was some freaky-ass shit
  9888. you pulled.
  9889.  
  9890. 2140
  9891. 01:37:25,404 --> 01:37:27,404
  9892. You could hear men's thoughts.
  9893.  
  9894. 2141
  9895. 01:37:27,871 --> 01:37:29,803
  9896. And you didn't tell us,
  9897. your girls?
  9898.  
  9899. 2142
  9900. 01:37:29,805 --> 01:37:32,036
  9901. - Yeah, what the fuck?
  9902. - We should've been the first to know.
  9903.  
  9904. 2143
  9905. 01:37:32,038 --> 01:37:33,669
  9906. [Mari]
  9907. We could've helped you out!
  9908.  
  9909. 2144
  9910. 01:37:33,671 --> 01:37:35,138
  9911. - [Olivia] That's good information.
  9912. - Look...
  9913.  
  9914. 2145
  9915. 01:37:35,604 --> 01:37:37,502
  9916. I know I've been
  9917. a shitty friend.
  9918.  
  9919. 2146
  9920. 01:37:37,504 --> 01:37:38,803
  9921. - Mm-hmm.
  9922. - Yes.
  9923.  
  9924. 2147
  9925. 01:37:38,805 --> 01:37:40,171
  9926. - Very shitty.
  9927. - Terrible.
  9928.  
  9929. 2148
  9930. 01:37:40,173 --> 01:37:41,469
  9931. Very shitty friend.
  9932.  
  9933. 2149
  9934. 01:37:41,471 --> 01:37:43,337
  9935. And that is Jesus
  9936. speaking through me.
  9937.  
  9938. 2150
  9939. 01:37:43,339 --> 01:37:45,870
  9940. I mean, like skid-mark-in-the-drawers
  9941. shitty-ass friend.
  9942.  
  9943. 2151
  9944. 01:37:45,872 --> 01:37:49,137
  9945. I'm about to write poetry about
  9946. it, just to express my rage.
  9947.  
  9948. 2152
  9949. 01:37:49,139 --> 01:37:51,437
  9950. - Well, that's a good thing.
  9951. - [Olivia] Boo-Boo Shitty Kitty.
  9952.  
  9953. 2153
  9954. 01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:53,804
  9955. - [Mari] Shit on top of shit.
  9956. - [Ciarra] One star on Yelp.
  9957.  
  9958. 2154
  9959. 01:37:53,806 --> 01:37:56,204
  9960. - [Mari] Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Ali.
  9961. - [Olivia] "Knock, knock."
  9962.  
  9963. 2155
  9964. 01:37:56,206 --> 01:37:57,603
  9965. - "Who's there?" "Ali, and I'm shitty."
  9966. - [Mari] The shitty friend.
  9967.  
  9968. 2156
  9969. 01:37:57,605 --> 01:37:58,937
  9970. [Olivia]
  9971. Yeah, the shitty friend.
  9972.  
  9973. 2157
  9974. 01:37:58,939 --> 01:38:00,872
  9975. Okay.
  9976. All right, I deserve that.
  9977.  
  9978. 2158
  9979. 01:38:01,106 --> 01:38:02,672
  9980. I deserve it all.
  9981.  
  9982. 2159
  9983. 01:38:03,174 --> 01:38:05,704
  9984. But I want to make that up
  9985. to you too, okay?
  9986.  
  9987. 2160
  9988. 01:38:05,706 --> 01:38:10,107
  9989. I promise
  9990. to prioritize my life better.
  9991.  
  9992. 2161
  9993. 01:38:10,306 --> 01:38:13,838
  9994. You mean more to me,
  9995. and I should treat you as such.
  9996.  
  9997. 2162
  9998. 01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:17,707
  9999. Because I really do love you
  10000. and I need you in my life, okay?
  10001.  
  10002. 2163
  10003. 01:38:23,873 --> 01:38:27,606
  10004. All right.
  10005. Margarita Mondays on me. Shit.
  10006.  
  10007. 2164
  10008. 01:38:28,841 --> 01:38:29,973
  10009. Forever?
  10010.  
  10011. 2165
  10012. 01:38:31,675 --> 01:38:32,971
  10013. Mm-hmm.
  10014.  
  10015. 2166
  10016. 01:38:32,973 --> 01:38:34,738
  10017. - I'm about to get fired.
  10018. - I don't care.
  10019.  
  10020. 2167
  10021. 01:38:34,740 --> 01:38:37,004
  10022. [Olivia] I say if she wants
  10023. to pay for Margarita Mondays,
  10024.  
  10025. 2168
  10026. 01:38:37,006 --> 01:38:38,506
  10027. let's let her do it.
  10028.  
  10029. 2169
  10030. 01:38:38,508 --> 01:38:40,206
  10031. That's my cheat day
  10032. and you're gonna pay.
  10033.  
  10034. 2170
  10035. 01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:41,573
  10036. - [Ali] Okay.
  10037. - [Olivia] You will pay.
  10038.  
  10039. 2171
  10040. 01:38:41,575 --> 01:38:43,172
  10041. - Thank you.
  10042. - Okay, let's toast.
  10043.  
  10044. 2172
  10045. 01:38:43,174 --> 01:38:44,906
  10046. - We need to make a toast.
  10047. - Give it to her!
  10048.  
  10049. 2173
  10050. 01:38:44,908 --> 01:38:46,539
  10051. - We need to make a toast, come on.
  10052. - [Olivia stammering]
  10053.  
  10054. 2174
  10055. 01:38:46,541 --> 01:38:48,039
  10056. We'll toast, we'll toast.
  10057. We'll get some more.
  10058.  
  10059. 2175
  10060. 01:38:48,041 --> 01:38:50,942
  10061. To my three best friends.
  10062.  
  10063. 2176
  10064. 01:38:51,274 --> 01:38:52,473
  10065. - Yes!
  10066. - Cheers!
  10067.  
  10068. 2177
  10069. 01:38:52,475 --> 01:38:55,708
  10070. [NBA on ESPN theme playing]
  10071.  
  10072. 2178
  10073. 01:38:56,942 --> 01:39:00,039
  10074. [male announcer]
  10075. This is the 2018 NBA Draft,
  10076.  
  10077. 2179
  10078. 01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:04,342
  10079. and commissioner Adam Silver is
  10080. about to step to the microphone.
  10081.  
  10082. 2180
  10083. 01:39:06,042 --> 01:39:08,375
  10084. [applause]
  10085.  
  10086. 2181
  10087. 01:39:09,943 --> 01:39:12,709
  10088. Good evening,
  10089. and welcome to the NBA Draft.
  10090.  
  10091. 2182
  10092. 01:39:13,142 --> 01:39:17,008
  10093. These young men here tonight
  10094. represent the future of our sport.
  10095.  
  10096. 2183
  10097. 01:39:17,409 --> 01:39:21,140
  10098. With the first pick
  10099. in the 2018 NBA Draft,
  10100.  
  10101. 2184
  10102. 01:39:21,142 --> 01:39:22,676
  10103. the Atlanta Hawks select...
  10104.  
  10105. 2185
  10106. 01:39:23,709 --> 01:39:27,642
  10107. - Jamal Barry from Georgia Tech.
  10108. - [cheers, applause]
  10109.  
  10110. 2186
  10111. 01:39:29,843 --> 01:39:32,742
  10112. - Thanks for making this happen.
  10113. - So proud of you.
  10114.  
  10115. 2187
  10116. 01:39:38,176 --> 01:39:40,410
  10117. [cheering]
  10118.  
  10119. 2188
  10120. 01:39:50,944 --> 01:39:52,544
  10121. [indistinct]
  10122.  
  10123. 2189
  10124. 01:39:55,044 --> 01:39:56,643
  10125. Hey, hey, there she is!
  10126.  
  10127. 2190
  10128. 01:39:56,911 --> 01:39:59,175
  10129. The worst thing to happen
  10130. to US-China relations
  10131.  
  10132. 2191
  10133. 01:39:59,177 --> 01:40:01,909
  10134. since Richard Nixon
  10135. shot and ate a panda.
  10136.  
  10137. 2192
  10138. 01:40:01,911 --> 01:40:02,945
  10139. [both chuckle]
  10140.  
  10141. 2193
  10142. 01:40:03,377 --> 01:40:07,110
  10143. Joe, I really want you
  10144. on my team, okay?
  10145.  
  10146. 2194
  10147. 01:40:07,811 --> 01:40:09,410
  10148. How about we work together
  10149.  
  10150. 2195
  10151. 01:40:09,412 --> 01:40:13,142
  10152. to make sure Jamal
  10153. has an amazing career.
  10154.  
  10155. 2196
  10156. 01:40:13,144 --> 01:40:14,345
  10157. How about that?
  10158.  
  10159. 2197
  10160. 01:40:16,545 --> 01:40:18,609
  10161. - I like you.
  10162. - Thanks.
  10163.  
  10164. 2198
  10165. 01:40:18,611 --> 01:40:22,210
  10166. - See Jamal? That's my dude.
  10167. - Mm-hmm.
  10168.  
  10169. 2199
  10170. 01:40:22,212 --> 01:40:23,644
  10171. And you know dudes.
  10172.  
  10173. 2200
  10174. 01:40:25,212 --> 01:40:28,045
  10175. Well, that's the first time
  10176. I've heard that.
  10177.  
  10178. 2201
  10179. 01:40:29,645 --> 01:40:31,212
  10180. [Ali laughs]
  10181.  
  10182. 2202
  10183. 01:40:32,145 --> 01:40:34,612
  10184. [Nick]
  10185. Well, first order of business.
  10186.  
  10187. 2203
  10188. 01:40:35,078 --> 01:40:38,612
  10189. I guess we can all see that
  10190. Ethan has rejoined the team.
  10191.  
  10192. 2204
  10193. 01:40:38,946 --> 01:40:41,777
  10194. And we have dropped our lawsuit
  10195. accordingly.
  10196.  
  10197. 2205
  10198. 01:40:41,779 --> 01:40:43,877
  10199. [Ethan] Listen, guys,
  10200. that unfortunate China incident
  10201.  
  10202. 2206
  10203. 01:40:43,879 --> 01:40:48,112
  10204. was brought on, if you can believe
  10205. it, by clear braces. Uh...
  10206.  
  10207. 2207
  10208. 01:40:48,645 --> 01:40:53,177
  10209. Excessive salivation led to
  10210. dehydration, exhaustion, and stress.
  10211.  
  10212. 2208
  10213. 01:40:53,179 --> 01:40:55,144
  10214. You know.
  10215. But I'm great now. [slurps]
  10216.  
  10217. 2209
  10218. 01:40:55,146 --> 01:40:56,512
  10219. Happy to be back.
  10220.  
  10221. 2210
  10222. 01:40:56,514 --> 01:40:58,244
  10223. [Nick]
  10224. Ethan's no longer a partner.
  10225.  
  10226. 2211
  10227. 01:40:58,246 --> 01:41:00,746
  10228. And he'll be subject
  10229. to a yearly probationary review.
  10230.  
  10231. 2212
  10232. 01:41:01,947 --> 01:41:03,314
  10233. Now, with that being said,
  10234.  
  10235. 2213
  10236. 01:41:03,580 --> 01:41:06,979
  10237. seems like we have
  10238. a partner slot that has opened.
  10239.  
  10240. 2214
  10241. 01:41:07,947 --> 01:41:10,380
  10242. Or shall I say... "had."
  10243.  
  10244. 2215
  10245. 01:41:13,013 --> 01:41:15,580
  10246. I think we all know
  10247. what this is.
  10248.  
  10249. 2216
  10250. 01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:18,914
  10251. And I think we all know
  10252. who deserves it.
  10253.  
  10254. 2217
  10255. 01:41:19,681 --> 01:41:21,581
  10256. Let's give it up
  10257. for our newest partner:
  10258.  
  10259. 2218
  10260. 01:41:21,948 --> 01:41:23,312
  10261. Ali Davis.
  10262.  
  10263. 2219
  10264. 01:41:23,314 --> 01:41:25,011
  10265. [cheers, applause]
  10266.  
  10267. 2220
  10268. 01:41:25,013 --> 01:41:27,013
  10269. [uplifting music playing]
  10270.  
  10271. 2221
  10272. 01:41:29,848 --> 01:41:31,747
  10273. [men hooting]
  10274.  
  10275. 2222
  10276. 01:41:43,114 --> 01:41:45,682
  10277. Wow. Thanks. Thanks.
  10278.  
  10279. 2223
  10280. 01:41:46,148 --> 01:41:48,081
  10281. Thanks so much, Nick.
  10282.  
  10283. 2224
  10284. 01:41:51,048 --> 01:41:53,513
  10285. For so many years,
  10286. all I ever wanted
  10287.  
  10288. 2225
  10289. 01:41:53,515 --> 01:41:56,849
  10290. was to be a part
  10291. of this boys club.
  10292.  
  10293. 2226
  10294. 01:41:57,182 --> 01:41:58,548
  10295. It's all I ever wanted.
  10296.  
  10297. 2227
  10298. 01:42:04,149 --> 01:42:05,548
  10299. And...
  10300.  
  10301. 2228
  10302. 01:42:07,683 --> 01:42:11,716
  10303. I don't want to be
  10304. a part of your club anymore.
  10305.  
  10306. 2229
  10307. 01:42:14,049 --> 01:42:17,616
  10308. No, from now on, my self-worth
  10309.  
  10310. 2230
  10311. 01:42:18,250 --> 01:42:21,716
  10312. is not going to come
  10313. from a man's approval.
  10314.  
  10315. 2231
  10316. 01:42:24,383 --> 01:42:25,383
  10317. No.
  10318.  
  10319. 2232
  10320. 01:42:26,884 --> 01:42:29,481
  10321. I am going to compete and win
  10322.  
  10323. 2233
  10324. 01:42:29,483 --> 01:42:32,116
  10325. on my own terms, not yours.
  10326.  
  10327. 2234
  10328. 01:42:32,517 --> 01:42:36,114
  10329. So, I'm opening my own agency.
  10330.  
  10331. 2235
  10332. 01:42:36,116 --> 01:42:38,349
  10333. - [Ali laughs]
  10334. - [clamoring]
  10335.  
  10336. 2236
  10337. 01:42:38,351 --> 01:42:39,949
  10338. I'm sorry,
  10339. what's happening here?
  10340.  
  10341. 2237
  10342. 01:42:39,951 --> 01:42:41,815
  10343. Oh, calm down, Nick.
  10344. Have a Fiji.
  10345.  
  10346. 2238
  10347. 01:42:41,817 --> 01:42:44,049
  10348. I will come after
  10349. your clients hard!
  10350.  
  10351. 2239
  10352. 01:42:44,051 --> 01:42:45,382
  10353. Calm your nuts!
  10354.  
  10355. 2240
  10356. 01:42:45,384 --> 01:42:47,715
  10357. Look, you do very well
  10358. in your lane, Nick.
  10359.  
  10360. 2241
  10361. 01:42:47,717 --> 01:42:49,049
  10362. So, stay in it.
  10363.  
  10364. 2242
  10365. 01:42:49,051 --> 01:42:52,682
  10366. Oh, and, uh,
  10367. my partner is going to be...
  10368.  
  10369. 2243
  10370. 01:42:52,684 --> 01:42:53,584
  10371. Uh!
  10372.  
  10373. 2244
  10374. 01:42:55,284 --> 01:42:58,450
  10375. - What? Wait, bro. No way!
  10376. - [men clamoring]
  10377.  
  10378. 2245
  10379. 01:42:59,117 --> 01:43:00,449
  10380. I'm with her.
  10381.  
  10382. 2246
  10383. 01:43:00,451 --> 01:43:03,249
  10384. Okay, so on that note,
  10385. we're out.
  10386.  
  10387. 2247
  10388. 01:43:03,251 --> 01:43:06,350
  10389. Um, and we would like
  10390. to wish you the best
  10391.  
  10392. 2248
  10393. 01:43:06,352 --> 01:43:08,283
  10394. in all of your future endeavors,
  10395.  
  10396. 2249
  10397. 01:43:08,285 --> 01:43:09,818
  10398. i.e., go fuck yourself.
  10399.  
  10400. 2250
  10401. 01:43:10,052 --> 01:43:11,917
  10402. And kiss my black ass.
  10403.  
  10404. 2251
  10405. 01:43:11,919 --> 01:43:12,983
  10406. Let's go.
  10407.  
  10408. 2252
  10409. 01:43:12,985 --> 01:43:14,085
  10410. Hey, Nick.
  10411.  
  10412. 2253
  10413. 01:43:16,518 --> 01:43:18,350
  10414. Oh, there's one more box
  10415. at the front desk.
  10416.  
  10417. 2254
  10418. 01:43:18,352 --> 01:43:19,686
  10419. I'm gonna go grab it.
  10420.  
  10421. 2255
  10422. 01:43:20,185 --> 01:43:21,319
  10423. Okay.
  10424.  
  10425. 2256
  10426. 01:43:23,452 --> 01:43:26,320
  10427. The two of you are so cute
  10428. together, it's sickening.
  10429.  
  10430. 2257
  10431. 01:43:27,018 --> 01:43:29,016
  10432. Well, it's all thanks to you.
  10433.  
  10434. 2258
  10435. 01:43:29,018 --> 01:43:32,052
  10436. And I guess a little bit thanks
  10437. to that weird Sister lady.
  10438.  
  10439. 2259
  10440. 01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:34,884
  10441. Okay. Uh, so, all I need to
  10442. know now is where you'd like me
  10443.  
  10444. 2260
  10445. 01:43:34,886 --> 01:43:37,117
  10446. to make a reservation
  10447. for you and the other agents
  10448.  
  10449. 2261
  10450. 01:43:37,119 --> 01:43:38,218
  10451. to celebrate the new firm.
  10452.  
  10453. 2262
  10454. 01:43:38,220 --> 01:43:39,684
  10455. I took care of that.
  10456.  
  10457. 2263
  10458. 01:43:39,686 --> 01:43:41,351
  10459. I made reservations
  10460. for three at Pricci at 8:00.
  10461.  
  10462. 2264
  10463. 01:43:41,353 --> 01:43:43,284
  10464. - You made a reservation?
  10465. - Mm-hmm.
  10466.  
  10467. 2265
  10468. 01:43:43,286 --> 01:43:45,419
  10469. So, you, Kevin,
  10470. who's the third?
  10471.  
  10472. 2266
  10473. 01:43:45,787 --> 01:43:46,785
  10474. Oh, um...
  10475.  
  10476. 2267
  10477. 01:43:46,787 --> 01:43:47,986
  10478. Our new agent.
  10479.  
  10480. 2268
  10481. 01:43:48,353 --> 01:43:50,320
  10482. Um, you actually know this guy.
  10483.  
  10484. 2269
  10485. 01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:53,221
  10486. He's cute, he's short,
  10487. about your height, wears your glasses.
  10488.  
  10489. 2270
  10490. 01:43:53,620 --> 01:43:56,687
  10491. Yeah, he's gonna make
  10492. one hell of an agent.
  10493.  
  10494. 2271
  10495. 01:43:57,420 --> 01:43:59,720
  10496. I'm gonna be a...
  10497. You're making me a...
  10498.  
  10499. 2272
  10500. 01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:03,018
  10501. I'm just gonna take a second
  10502. and try to read your mind
  10503.  
  10504. 2273
  10505. 01:44:03,020 --> 01:44:04,485
  10506. and see if you're
  10507. fucking with me,
  10508.  
  10509. 2274
  10510. 01:44:04,487 --> 01:44:06,154
  10511. which would be
  10512. unbelievably cruel. But...
  10513.  
  10514. 2275
  10515. 01:44:06,487 --> 01:44:08,351
  10516. I think you're being serious.
  10517. Is this for real?
  10518.  
  10519. 2276
  10520. 01:44:08,353 --> 01:44:10,087
  10521. Yes, and it's long overdue.
  10522.  
  10523. 2277
  10524. 01:44:11,386 --> 01:44:13,285
  10525. Permission to pick you up
  10526. and spin you around?
  10527.  
  10528. 2278
  10529. 01:44:13,287 --> 01:44:15,185
  10530. I think I'm gonna regret this,
  10531. but okay.
  10532.  
  10533. 2279
  10534. 01:44:15,187 --> 01:44:17,219
  10535. [high-pitched] Ah! Thank you so much!
  10536. Thank you, thank you!
  10537.  
  10538. 2280
  10539. 01:44:17,221 --> 01:44:19,188
  10540. Okay, wait a minute!
  10541. Hold on! Put me down.
  10542.  
  10543. 2281
  10544. 01:44:19,688 --> 01:44:20,921
  10545. Listen, listen, listen.
  10546.  
  10547. 2282
  10548. 01:44:21,354 --> 01:44:24,119
  10549. - Agents don't speak in that high tone.
  10550. - Hey!
  10551.  
  10552. 2283
  10553. 01:44:24,121 --> 01:44:26,088
  10554. Hey, what'd I miss?
  10555. What happened?
  10556.  
  10557. 2284
  10558. 01:44:26,554 --> 01:44:28,588
  10559. - Ali's making me an agent.
  10560. - Yeah.
  10561.  
  10562. 2285
  10563. 01:44:29,354 --> 01:44:30,689
  10564. That's so hot, bro.
  10565.  
  10566. 2286
  10567. 01:44:31,322 --> 01:44:32,854
  10568. - Stop!
  10569. - Oh!
  10570.  
  10571. 2287
  10572. 01:44:32,856 --> 01:44:34,119
  10573. [both shouting]
  10574.  
  10575. 2288
  10576. 01:44:34,121 --> 01:44:37,088
  10577. Oh, my God. Congrats.
  10578.  
  10579. 2289
  10580. 01:44:40,922 --> 01:44:42,322
  10581. Yeah, that's what's up.
  10582.  
  10583. 2290
  10584. 01:44:43,155 --> 01:44:44,889
  10585. - Yeah.
  10586. - Feel me. That's what's up, man.
  10587.  
  10588. 2291
  10589. 01:44:45,089 --> 01:44:45,988
  10590. Dope!
  10591.  
  10592. 2292
  10593. 01:44:46,355 --> 01:44:48,087
  10594. [Ali] Ooh, yes! Damn.
  10595.  
  10596. 2293
  10597. 01:44:48,089 --> 01:44:49,388
  10598. That's what's up.
  10599.  
  10600. 2294
  10601. 01:44:51,189 --> 01:44:52,955
  10602. All right,
  10603. who wants more cupcakes?
  10604.  
  10605. 2295
  10606. 01:44:52,957 --> 01:44:54,420
  10607. Me! Me! Me!
  10608.  
  10609. 2296
  10610. 01:44:54,422 --> 01:44:56,623
  10611. Wait, wait, wait. One at a time.
  10612.  
  10613. 2297
  10614. 01:44:57,823 --> 01:45:00,223
  10615. Um, uh... Bridget, would you...
  10616.  
  10617. 2298
  10618. 01:45:02,256 --> 01:45:04,354
  10619. Birthday cake delivery
  10620. for Ben.
  10621.  
  10622. 2299
  10623. 01:45:04,356 --> 01:45:07,087
  10624. - Ali, you remembered.
  10625. - Yes.
  10626.  
  10627. 2300
  10628. 01:45:07,089 --> 01:45:09,721
  10629. - That's a sports Turbo S.
  10630. - It is.
  10631.  
  10632. 2301
  10633. 01:45:09,723 --> 01:45:12,754
  10634. Maybe you can take a ride
  10635. in a real one someday.
  10636.  
  10637. 2302
  10638. 01:45:12,756 --> 01:45:14,990
  10639. Uh, Shonda,
  10640. would you mind taking the...
  10641.  
  10642. 2303
  10643. 01:45:15,823 --> 01:45:18,356
  10644. - Good to see you.
  10645. - Come with me, Ben.
  10646.  
  10647. 2304
  10648. 01:45:21,624 --> 01:45:23,624
  10649. [Shonda] Come on, kids.
  10650. Cake outside.
  10651.  
  10652. 2305
  10653. 01:45:24,190 --> 01:45:25,423
  10654. Can we talk?
  10655.  
  10656. 2306
  10657. 01:45:30,424 --> 01:45:32,489
  10658. I'm so sorry to show up
  10659. unannounced like this,
  10660.  
  10661. 2307
  10662. 01:45:32,491 --> 01:45:35,622
  10663. but I promised Ben
  10664. a birthday cake
  10665.  
  10666. 2308
  10667. 01:45:35,624 --> 01:45:37,991
  10668. and I wanted to honor
  10669. that promise.
  10670.  
  10671. 2309
  10672. 01:45:42,892 --> 01:45:44,491
  10673. And now I'll go.
  10674.  
  10675. 2310
  10676. 01:45:46,024 --> 01:45:47,091
  10677. Thank you.
  10678.  
  10679. 2311
  10680. 01:45:48,024 --> 01:45:52,091
  10681. But you do know that one grand
  10682. gesture doesn't just rewrite history.
  10683.  
  10684. 2312
  10685. 01:45:56,291 --> 01:45:58,159
  10686. Will, that night I met you...
  10687.  
  10688. 2313
  10689. 01:45:59,258 --> 01:46:02,323
  10690. I was afraid
  10691. that everything that I wanted
  10692.  
  10693. 2314
  10694. 01:46:02,325 --> 01:46:04,192
  10695. was being taken from me.
  10696.  
  10697. 2315
  10698. 01:46:06,159 --> 01:46:07,425
  10699. I've been there.
  10700.  
  10701. 2316
  10702. 01:46:08,558 --> 01:46:12,258
  10703. I was angry, and I disrespected
  10704. you, and that was wrong.
  10705.  
  10706. 2317
  10707. 01:46:14,325 --> 01:46:16,025
  10708. You see, I never...
  10709.  
  10710. 2318
  10711. 01:46:16,325 --> 01:46:19,223
  10712. considered what a man wants
  10713. or how he feels,
  10714.  
  10715. 2319
  10716. 01:46:19,225 --> 01:46:20,893
  10717. just as long as I won.
  10718.  
  10719. 2320
  10720. 01:46:21,459 --> 01:46:23,193
  10721. But what I've learned is that...
  10722.  
  10723. 2321
  10724. 01:46:23,626 --> 01:46:27,326
  10725. winning really doesn't matter
  10726. if you're a horrible person.
  10727.  
  10728. 2322
  10729. 01:46:28,126 --> 01:46:29,626
  10730. And you taught me that.
  10731.  
  10732. 2323
  10733. 01:46:30,559 --> 01:46:33,292
  10734. And I want to thank you
  10735. from the bottom of my heart.
  10736.  
  10737. 2324
  10738. 01:46:36,093 --> 01:46:37,326
  10739. Cool.
  10740.  
  10741. 2325
  10742. 01:46:38,694 --> 01:46:42,293
  10743. - Cool.
  10744. - Look, I know a lot has changed,
  10745.  
  10746. 2326
  10747. 01:46:42,527 --> 01:46:43,427
  10748. and so fast,
  10749.  
  10750. 2327
  10751. 01:46:44,026 --> 01:46:47,625
  10752. but, um...
  10753. I would really like a second chance.
  10754.  
  10755. 2328
  10756. 01:46:47,627 --> 01:46:49,994
  10757. And I understand if you say no.
  10758.  
  10759. 2329
  10760. 01:46:53,627 --> 01:46:56,391
  10761. - It's your third chance.
  10762. - Third? Oh, third.
  10763.  
  10764. 2330
  10765. 01:46:56,393 --> 01:46:58,191
  10766. It's... it's your third chance.
  10767.  
  10768. 2331
  10769. 01:46:58,193 --> 01:47:02,025
  10770. Shit, third.
  10771. Okay, well... [chuckles]
  10772.  
  10773. 2332
  10774. 01:47:02,027 --> 01:47:04,193
  10775. I like to believe
  10776. three's a charm.
  10777.  
  10778. 2333
  10779. 01:47:04,928 --> 01:47:06,761
  10780. But I totally respect...
  10781.  
  10782. 2334
  10783. 01:47:08,094 --> 01:47:09,761
  10784. - your decision.
  10785. - I, uh...
  10786.  
  10787. 2335
  10788. 01:47:15,828 --> 01:47:16,761
  10789. [scoffs]
  10790.  
  10791. 2336
  10792. 01:47:18,929 --> 01:47:20,126
  10793. Okay. Okay.
  10794.  
  10795. 2337
  10796. 01:47:20,128 --> 01:47:21,796
  10797. But on one condition.
  10798.  
  10799. 2338
  10800. 01:47:22,361 --> 01:47:24,359
  10801. Look, I need to know
  10802. everything you're thinking.
  10803.  
  10804. 2339
  10805. 01:47:24,361 --> 01:47:25,927
  10806. - Everything. The truth.
  10807. - Oh!
  10808.  
  10809. 2340
  10810. 01:47:25,929 --> 01:47:27,428
  10811. No matter how hard.
  10812.  
  10813. 2341
  10814. 01:47:29,562 --> 01:47:30,462
  10815. Negotiation.
  10816.  
  10817. 2342
  10818. 01:47:30,995 --> 01:47:33,227
  10819. That's something I promise you
  10820. I'm really good at.
  10821.  
  10822. 2343
  10823. 01:47:33,229 --> 01:47:35,562
  10824. Oh, don't you worry.
  10825. You ain't getting off easy.
  10826.  
  10827. 2344
  10828. 01:47:36,362 --> 01:47:37,929
  10829. - [giggles]
  10830. - Oh, you're not. [chuckles]
  10831.  
  10832. 2345
  10833. 01:47:38,329 --> 01:47:40,729
  10834. I'm taking Ben to the park after this.
  10835. Hang out.
  10836.  
  10837. 2346
  10838. 01:47:45,897 --> 01:47:48,928
  10839. [Ben] When you were my age,
  10840. what did you want to be?
  10841.  
  10842. 2347
  10843. 01:47:48,930 --> 01:47:52,063
  10844. Mm, I wanted to be a boxer,
  10845. believe it or not.
  10846.  
  10847. 2348
  10848. 01:47:52,497 --> 01:47:54,996
  10849. - Interesting.
  10850. - [Ali laughs]
  10851.  
  10852. 2349
  10853. 01:47:56,964 --> 01:47:58,428
  10854. Which do you like better,
  10855.  
  10856. 2350
  10857. 01:47:58,430 --> 01:48:01,196
  10858. Porsche Turbo S
  10859. or a used Subaru?
  10860.  
  10861. 2351
  10862. 01:48:01,396 --> 01:48:04,095
  10863. Uh, I would have to say
  10864. a Porsche.
  10865.  
  10866. 2352
  10867. 01:48:04,097 --> 01:48:07,294
  10868. - Well, at least until my lease is up.
  10869. - [Will] Uh-huh.
  10870.  
  10871. 2353
  10872. 01:48:07,296 --> 01:48:08,595
  10873. - [Ben] Makes sense.
  10874. - [Ali] Yeah.
  10875.  
  10876. 2354
  10877. 01:48:08,597 --> 01:48:10,495
  10878. - [Will groans]
  10879. - [Ali laughs]
  10880.  
  10881. 2355
  10882. 01:48:10,497 --> 01:48:12,963
  10883. [Will] So, what are you thinking
  10884. of calling your new agency?
  10885.  
  10886. 2356
  10887. 01:48:12,965 --> 01:48:16,127
  10888. [Ali] I'm thinking
  10889. Davis Athletics Management.
  10890.  
  10891. 2357
  10892. 01:48:16,129 --> 01:48:19,095
  10893. [Will] You do know,
  10894. abbreviated, that's DAM.
  10895.  
  10896. 2358
  10897. 01:48:19,097 --> 01:48:20,798
  10898. Like D-A-M. DAM.
  10899.  
  10900. 2359
  10901. 01:48:21,064 --> 01:48:22,764
  10902. - [Ali] That's right.
  10903. - So you do know.
  10904.  
  10905. 2360
  10906. 01:48:22,965 --> 01:48:25,729
  10907. [Ali] When people call,
  10908. I want the receptionist to say,
  10909.  
  10910. 2361
  10911. 01:48:25,731 --> 01:48:27,331
  10912. "DAM. How can I help you?"
  10913.  
  10914. 2362
  10915. 01:48:27,631 --> 01:48:30,162
  10916. - [Will] Aw, shit.
  10917. - [Ali] No, that's "Aw, DAM."
  10918.  
  10919. 2363
  10920. 01:48:30,164 --> 01:48:33,130
  10921. ["Think" playing]
  10922.  
  10923. 2364
  10924. 01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,666
  10925. Hold this with me.
  10926.  
  10927. 2365
  10928. 01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:04,263
  10929. Someone else is here with us.
  10930.  
  10931. 2366
  10932. 01:49:04,265 --> 01:49:05,700
  10933. Who is it?
  10934.  
  10935. 2367
  10936. 01:49:05,933 --> 01:49:07,533
  10937. - Mari.
  10938. - Yeah?
  10939.  
  10940. 2368
  10941. 01:49:08,165 --> 01:49:09,564
  10942. Mari, it's me.
  10943.  
  10944. 2369
  10945. 01:49:09,566 --> 01:49:10,600
  10946. Who is it?
  10947.  
  10948. 2370
  10949. 01:49:10,867 --> 01:49:12,397
  10950. Why did you do this to me, Mari?
  10951.  
  10952. 2371
  10953. 01:49:12,399 --> 01:49:14,798
  10954. Why didn't you mind your own
  10955. fucking business, Mari?
  10956.  
  10957. 2372
  10958. 01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:17,998
  10959. You put me behind bars
  10960. and I killed myself, Mari!
  10961.  
  10962. 2373
  10963. 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,564
  10964. - Oh, shit.
  10965. - You're a fucking bitch, and I hate you!
  10966.  
  10967. 2374
  10968. 01:49:20,566 --> 01:49:22,666
  10969. Mm. Mm.
  10970.  
  10971. 2375
  10972. 01:49:22,968 --> 01:49:24,631
  10973. You're having some difficulties.
  10974.  
  10975. 2376
  10976. 01:49:24,633 --> 01:49:27,364
  10977. Don't beat me in the head
  10978. with that mystical bullshit.
  10979.  
  10980. 2377
  10981. 01:49:27,366 --> 01:49:30,331
  10982. You ain't no psychic.
  10983. I just came to buy some weed.
  10984.  
  10985. 2378
  10986. 01:49:30,333 --> 01:49:31,998
  10987. Well, why didn't you
  10988. say something?
  10989.  
  10990. 2379
  10991. 01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:34,532
  10992. - I thought you knew.
  10993. - Nigga, how much you need?
  10994.  
  10995. 2380
  10996. 01:49:34,534 --> 01:49:35,998
  10997. Before you start,
  10998. I just want to say
  10999.  
  11000. 2381
  11001. 01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:37,834
  11002. I'm allergic to tea. So...
  11003.  
  11004. 2382
  11005. 01:49:38,032 --> 01:49:39,098
  11006. Ha.
  11007.  
  11008. 2383
  11009. 01:49:39,100 --> 01:49:41,499
  11010. Not TJ Maxx. [laughs]
  11011.  
  11012. 2384
  11013. 01:49:41,501 --> 01:49:43,165
  11014. 'Cause I've seen
  11015. that robe there.
  11016.  
  11017. 2385
  11018. 01:49:43,167 --> 01:49:44,601
  11019. [song continues]
  11020.  
  11021. 2386
  11022. 01:49:44,603 --> 01:49:49,603
  11023. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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