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what would being friends with stolas be like?

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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #749
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  3. >you're friends with ________
  4. Being friends with charlie would be both very fun and very exhausting
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  6. I want to be friends with Alastor!
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  8. I want to emotionally support Angel Dust. He'd be quite difficult tho.
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  10. What would being friends with stolas be like?
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  12. >”Stolas you limpdicked bastard! Get over her-“
  13. >The door slams behind you and the lord of hell.
  14. >His wife’s muffled screaming faidng out of his lavish bedroom that you had become accustomed to being in.
  15. >You watch as Stolas flops himself on the king sized mattress beak first with a soft *Fompf*.
  16. >slowly the bird turns his head towards you and pats the velvet blanket beside him.
  17. >You knew what he meant, man this is going to be a long night.
  18. >The bed squeaks as you lay down next to Stolas.
  19. >A smug smile now on his face as you briefly look into each other’s eyes.
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  21. >”A-and then she said I was a bad father! My own daughter!” Stolas cried through a mouthful of Ed Gein brand ice cream.
  22. >You nod sagely as you lay in your pajamas next your bestie, who was currently shirtless, hatless and bawling his eyes out.
  23. >”I-I-I don’t wanna be alone! My wife is already a heartless wretch! I can’t have my daughter hate me too!” The bird cried as he consumed the tub with gusto.
  24. >You pat his feathered back supportively.
  25. >”She doesn’t hate you, she loves you! Octavia was probably just having a bad day.” You say with a smile.
  26. >”But you weren’t there! She was so cold! Just like her mother!”
  27. >Stolas buried his wet face In you shoulder as he silently dry heaved from over an hour of ice cream and chill.
  28. >Putting both arms around him you lightly hold him as he bawled.
  29. >You get into the usual routine of whispering sweet nothings into his ear to calm your friend down.
  30. >Stolas whimpered, his leg suddenly twitched which caused his tub of cream to hit the floor a dull thud.
  31. >This wasn’t working very well....time to bust out the big guns.
  32. >”Wanna send your wife fake bills in the mail again?”
  33. >Stolas slowly nods.
  34. >Yeah it was one of those days for him.
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  36. Aren't you the guy who wrote those storiea on Ao3? If so then I thought that they were really good, and they inspired me for one of my own.
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  38. No I’m the angel gf dude, But what stories do you mean specifically on Ao3? I could go for a good read so I can get some better ideas of how to better write the bird. I might do more of the Stolas best friend thing later on and might want a place to dump/expand the story in a bit. Is pastebin good?
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  40. Anon's likely referring to the author of 'A Fallen Exterminator'. Good slow burn story.
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  42. h ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/28290573/chapters/69324192
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