I read Gift and Mystery, by Pope John Paul II. This book details the
pope's life, and how he became a priest, and eventually the pope. The
book is very inspiring, and is enough to make anyone realize how
amazing the pope is. This book would be a great confidence booster for
those pursuing the priesthood, as it would allow them to see the
things they can achieve.

The book gives us many ideas of how the pope is personally, it shows
of how important a person can be for others, even relative strangers.
It shows his great impact upon the world. It shows us how smart he is,
and how close he is to his god, God. It shows us the difficulty of
being a priest, and also how good it can be.

However, this book undermines the pope's impact upon this world.
Although, this is probably just the pope being modest, and wanting to
keep his secrets safe. For you see, the pope is one of the 13 first
humans born upon this planet. 10,000 years ago, the great
interplanetary weapon; Haboob, was created. In it's first test, it
went out of control. The society who created had but one chance to
survive, so they made their time. They sent Deus out in the
-Eldridge-, the best space cruiser at that time. However, Deus managed
to take over the Eldridge, but the captain of the ship (A pimpin' old
man) managed to make the Eldridge crash land upon a planet. This
damaged Haboob greatly.

Anyways, the first 13 humans born on this planet were as follows:
Otis, George Washington, JFK, FDR, Zeus (Mightiest of the mighty Greek
Gods), CATS, Taft, Andrew Jackson, Richard Simmons, Abraham Lincoln,
and the rest don't matter. They sucked anyways. These 13 were born by
the -Mother- of Humanity, which was actually the bio organic main
computer of Haboob. The -Mother-'s name was Susan. Susan's objective
was clear from the beginning. Because of Haboob being damaged in it's
crash landing, Susan meant to repair Haboob by using humans as spare
parts. So she created humanity.

However, there was one problem in her plans: The engine of the Haboob
weapon; the Phenomenon Alteration System, -LUEhar-, had made contact
with a small child aboard the -Eldridge-. This child's name was Teddy.
Because the -LUEhar- actualizes potential phenomena, Teddy's wish was
granted; his wish was to become a Ninja Pirate, which in and of itself
is a paradox. This made him immortal, by allowing him to transmigrrate
between humans. So Teddy survived the -Eldridge-'s crash, and was fine
for awhile. He just ran around doing whatever he wanted.

At one time, Teddy became Jebus (Jesus if you prefer) himself. At this
same time, he met up with FDR, Abe Lincoln, and JFK. He taught them of
Susan and her intentions, and so they joined him against Susan.

The next important life that Teddy lived was in 1776, when GW and Otis
founded America. Now, while many may think that the US is controlled
by the people, it's actually controlled by a secret council led by
Otis. This group is the -La-li-lu-le-lo-. They have been in control of
the presidency and all other major postioons in the state. All one
REALLY needs to do to get elected president is swear his allegiance to
the -La-li-lu-le-lo -. The US was originally meant to be a centerhold
of Susan's legion, however, Teddy totally screwed that up. Now the US
isn't entirely evil.

Next, Teddy transmigrated into the current president. He was the best
president ever, by wearing a cape, carrying two revolvers, and a
sabre. Also, he was a pretty boy. The -La-li-lu-le-lo- got him out of
office, but not without him getting some revenge! He created the
Ninja-Pirate party (Commonly known as the Bull-Moose party). This
party was just plain cool, and he used it's coolness to screw up the
-La-li-lu-le-lo-'s plans for the next president.

Then, in the 1930s, Teddy's faithful disciple FDR became president. He
was a pimpin' pirate, until one day, the -La-li-lu-le-lo- sent a ninja
out to get him. As well all know, Ninjas>Pirates, so FDR couldn't hold
his own. By the time Teddy arrived to save him, FDR had gotten his
legs cut off. So, FDR retired his presidency, and learned to hover. He
used his legs as clubs and grappling hooks, and at night he became…
SPIDER-MAN!