Drak: I lol'd (read this)
Drak: Cop: The shop lifter was reachin' so I had no choice but to shoot him.
Detective: But he had no gun. All he had in his jacket was a 6-pack, and a bag of skittles!
Cop: Well it looked like a gun. I'm telling you, I saw him reach for apiece. Come on detective, help me out here!
Detective: I tell you what, I'll go get a donut and leave the crimescene unattended for exactly 5 minutes, and when I come back, this guy's cold hands better be wrapped around a gun.
Cop: No problem. Thanks, I owe you one.