Samurai Anon (Short)

>Day time travel
>You are Samurai-Anon
>Your goal s to slay the evil Fluttershy who has taken your beloved Krilln
>Oh that Krillin and his sexy bald head
>Anyways, back to the story
>You head into the den of Fluttershy and confront her
I have come to stop you foul being!
>"No you don't anon, you wouldn't want me to harm Krillin's little head would you?"
>"GOKUUUUUUU!!"
Who the hells Goku!?
YOU WHORE
>"Uhm.. anon, whts going on?
Just kill him. He no longer intrests me
>"uh.. okay.." She crushes his head
KRILLIN!!!
>"B-but you told me to!"
Oh yeah.
>"N-now Mr.. you're gonna have sex with me"
No thanks, I think I'm gonna go get some coffee
>"You can't get away that easily" she says as she grabs you
>What the hell?
>Now she was a giant bat like thing
>"i-is having sex with a flying bat your fetish anon?"
No, now get off of me
>You pull out your magic katana
>Worth every bit you spent [spoiler and every "favor" you had to do as well [/spoiler]
>You strike her with the gleaming katana
>"ahhh--- so does that make knifeplay your fettish?"
>What the hell? You just hit her and it did nothing
What sort of demon are you?!?
>"You will soon find out"
>She opens a portal sending you into a future full of Fluttershys
>They all charge you and rip off your clothing while fighting over your hot monkey dick
>Fucking Flutter-Haku