Harken/Innana - They really do respect each other

[22:15]  * culminateCarnivore began espering abrasiveCaliginist!
[22:15] <culminateCarnivore> Harken---❥ Do you know when Winona will be done delivering your eulogy---❥ She's been offline for a while and this is urgent---❥
[22:16] <abrasiveCaliginist> I don't know. Why?
[22:16] <culminateCarnivore> Because---❥
[22:16] <culminateCarnivore> Wait---❥
[22:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> What? You're making me nervous.
[22:17] <culminateCarnivore> Are you caught up on the meteor situation---❥
[22:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> Meteors? Lexi spoke of some...
[22:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> She's trying to get into Sheol.
[22:18] <culminateCarnivore> Sheol---❥
[22:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yeah. The city.
[22:18] <culminateCarnivore> Ah---❥ Well, that may be a moot point now---❥
[22:19] <culminateCarnivore> Luna predicted the meteors would hit Earth but it looks like we're at risk too---❥
[22:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> My apologies for being slightly out of the loop.
[22:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> All I've got is music, soporifics, and Brahe.
[22:20] <culminateCarnivore> Well congratulations, you're the second person I told---❥
[22:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> You know, I must say, maybe it's the soporifics speaking, but,
[22:20] <culminateCarnivore> Meant to be the third, but---❥ Winona isn't on---❥
[22:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> I've said many mean things to you, certainly, but I can certainly say you're not a poser asshole.
[22:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> Good job on that, by the way.
[22:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> But that Soze guy...
[22:21] <culminateCarnivore> What are you talking about---❥
[22:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> That gentleman is a poser asshole.
[22:22] <culminateCarnivore> Oh, he already contacted you---❥ Well that was quick---❥ I'll probably have to tell him too---❥
[22:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> That he's a poser asshole?
[22:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes.
[22:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> I support this wholeheartedly.
[22:22] <culminateCarnivore> No, about the meteors---❥
[22:22] <culminateCarnivore> Are you paying any attention---❥
[22:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well, do mention that he's a poser asshole somewhere in your conversation.
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> Also! Tell him "arsonic" isn't a word.
[22:23] <culminateCarnivore> Harken I'm not your damn messenger---❥
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> Maybe a few jabs about that rifle compensating for something, eh?
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> Wink.
[22:23] <culminateCarnivore> Oh mothergrub---❥
[22:23] <culminateCarnivore> Are you serious---❥
[22:24] <abrasiveCaliginist> Being serious is one of my trademarks.
[22:24] <abrasiveCaliginist> As is being overwrought and emotional.
[22:24] <abrasiveCaliginist> I generally prefer the word "passionate", however.
[22:27] <culminateCarnivore> I've seen your "passionate"---❥ It's impressive but so far the aftermath leaves a lot to be desired---❥
[22:27] <culminateCarnivore> Like the ability to follow through, or PAY ATTENTION---❥
[22:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes, yes, meteors and whatnot. Are we truly in danger?
[22:28] <culminateCarnivore> Did you entirely miss the part where I said we were at risk of meteoric extinction---❥
[22:28] <culminateCarnivore> Yes---❥
[22:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> Is there anywhere we can take shelter?
[22:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> How about it? That forest of yours meteorproof?
[22:29] <culminateCarnivore> --------❥
[22:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> Wanna try the city?
[22:29] <culminateCarnivore> I don't know---❥
[22:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> Exactly.
[22:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> We're boned, if what you say is true.
[22:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> All that's left now is judgment. Say your goodbyes, cully.
[22:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> If you're lucky, we'll end up in the same place and continue harassing each other throughout our afterlives.
[22:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well, if *we're* lucky.
[22:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> You think trolls and humans have the same hell?
[22:31] <culminateCarnivore> I don't know, Harken---❥ And I don't mean to find out---❥
[22:31] <abrasiveCaliginist> Please, do let me know if you've any ideas. Otherwise? Well, it'll probably be quick.
[22:31] <abrasiveCaliginist> Probably.
[22:32] <abrasiveCaliginist> Guess... Hm.
[22:32] <abrasiveCaliginist> This game. I won't get to play, will I?
[22:32] <abrasiveCaliginist> That's actually... Sort of sad.
[22:33] <culminateCarnivore> I'm sure you'll find someone to harass into playing it with in hell---❥
[22:33] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well
[22:33] <abrasiveCaliginist> It was Vera's idea.
[22:33] <abrasiveCaliginist> And we both know she's too good for Hell.
[22:34] <culminateCarnivore> I don't believe in your Hell, Harken---❥ But yes---❥ If there's any such thing as an afterlife, she deserves to have a good one---❥
[22:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hell is pretty a generic term, and sometimes we can find it without dying.
[22:35] <culminateCarnivore> --------❥
[22:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> And now Lexi's there.
[22:35] <culminateCarnivore> As in, the city---❥ Or more metaphorically---❥
[22:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes.
[22:35] <culminateCarnivore> ---------❥
[22:36] <culminateCarnivore> Harken---❥
[22:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes?
[22:36] <culminateCarnivore> ---------❥
[22:36] <culminateCarnivore> Nevermind---❥
[22:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> No.
[22:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> This may be your last chance.
[22:37] <culminateCarnivore> For what, another pointless fight---❥ I don't have the energy to call you an idiot or mock you for being pointedly unhelpful---❥
[22:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> Let me ask you a question.
[22:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> Answer or don't, it's your choice.
[22:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> But do give some thought:
[22:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> Are you happy with your life? The way things turned out, your actions, your soul...
[22:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> Will you rest easy, if nothing else?
[22:39] <culminateCarnivore> Are you trying to "save" me---❥
[22:39] <abrasiveCaliginist> What from?
[22:39] <abrasiveCaliginist> You're no waif.
[22:40] <culminateCarnivore> No---❥ I have no regrets---❥ And I will have no regrets---❥ Except---❥
[22:40] <culminateCarnivore> I suppose---❥ I truly wanted to make Winona dinner---❥
[22:40] <abrasiveCaliginist> You should make that dinner anyway. At least, that's what I think.
[22:41] <abrasiveCaliginist> I'm dancing like she's here. Why not sup as though she were present?
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[22:42] <culminateCarnivore> Because that would be accepting that I can't find something---❥ Anything---❥ To save us---❥
[22:43] <culminateCarnivore> There's only one way to lose the hunt, Harken---❥
[22:43] <abrasiveCaliginist> Losing a hunt, huh?
[22:43] <abrasiveCaliginist> From hunter to prey... How do you lose?
[22:43] <culminateCarnivore> You die---❥
[22:44] <abrasiveCaliginist> I honestly don't know what I expected.
[22:45] <culminateCarnivore> I won't give up, Harken---❥
[22:45] <culminateCarnivore> If I can't find a way---❥ I will literally die in the process of trying---❥
[22:45] <culminateCarnivore> To go out any other way but fighting would be--------❥
[22:45] <culminateCarnivore> A regret---❥
[22:45] <abrasiveCaliginist> Welp.
[22:46] <abrasiveCaliginist> Guess I can give those meteors a few shots for you.
[22:47] <culminateCarnivore> If you do------❥ I guess I could find room in my schedule for a game in Hell---❥
[22:47] <abrasiveCaliginist> That a promise?
[22:49] <culminateCarnivore> Why not---❥ That doesn't sound a terrible afterlife---❥
[22:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> I'll see you there, then.
[22:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> Good luck out there.
[22:50] <culminateCarnivore> And twice that to you---❥
[22:50] <culminateCarnivore> Oh and Harken---❥
[22:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes?
[22:51] <culminateCarnivore> Leave a spot on your dance card for me---❥
[22:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> Of course.
[22:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> Long days and pleasant nights, Sai.
[22:52] <culminateCarnivore> Good hunting---❥
[22:52]  * culminateCarnivore has ceased espering abrasiveCaliginist
[22:52] <abrasiveCaliginist> ==FINISH!==