GameFAQs users deconstruction

You people never cease to amaze me with how much of sadists you are. Seriously, look how fast you cause a flame war to escalate with all your "git gud" spam. Why? Because of an instantaneous move that says screw you to ever using anti-armor moves on 20% of the cast? And I get to complain when freaking Warlock Punch has proven usable against <i>CLOUD</i>. Why should I get killed as a character like Ganondorf just because somebody who is cornered inputted Down B? Because I'm inputting with advantageous positioning in mind? NO. You're in the corner because your sense of anti-armor has failed. YOU are the one who needs to get the hell off the stage, not me. You don't deserve to score a stock.

You can't argue that I'm bringing up an extreme example, because the point remains that they already require thought to outmaneuver. Why in the hell should they screw with anti-armor moves just for being that? An above-1x multiplier is halfway workable with reflectors because at least projectiles actually are annoying unto themselves. Counters not only arbitrarily punish you for closing the distance with powerhouses, they make the game more defensive than it already is.

You don't want me complaining about this? Here's an idea: DON'T SHITPOST TO MOCK ME. I haven't even been around here for a while because you people never change. Oh wait. You do change. You hadn't abused the fuck out of the term "salt" before Smash 4 came out. Well then, you clearly just get worse. You're clearly being exactly what I've been calling you people: savages.

Oh wait, I know what sort of context could possibly make you look like anything but savages to make your mockery of me: my recent posts on the KIU board. Well, guess what? You had been bashing me in the past on shallow, flimsy reasoning. I haven't forgotten about you bragging about "wins" where I conveniently had a teammate become the Angel, get a non-melee cannon, and fucking rush people without even paying attention to what their teammates could be doing with so much as basic builds in mind. I had complained about an idiot doing that exact same crap in a different game some 3-4 years prior to the bragging shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6EtDlzhlBU
Oh, and here's a nice touch in that video: I actually play wary, against Mortar Vets and their anti-armor being so low-end, when I'm using the freaking Battlestation, the most durable tank in that game, in a game where <i>defensive power actually doesn't suck</i>. You don't get to say I'm bad at being either a player OR a teammate.

Oh, and since you're going to claim I'm a hypocrite because the video effectively tells people to git gud, well, guess what my next point is? I posted the video because the idiocy STOOD OUT. At least there could be ANY attempt at logic with the backlined Battlestation (sniping things off safely) or the badly backlined Anti-Air Vehicles (not wanting to risk them being shot by the anti-armor stuff). There is simply NO excuse to just rush ahead as an important player when the God damned superpowered tank ally dares to consider using caution. So in Kid Icarus Uprising, I watch the ally Angel just rush ahead and somehow it's me who is the stinker? That's BULLSHIT. Just my weapon type alone would inevitably scream meatwall at the very worst.

It's clear you people only care about body advantages, as made clear by how you want combos as well as claiming that anybody who fails to tech <i>ever</i> is instantly a n00b. You don't give a damn about the mind OR the heart. If you did, you would not be spamming with "git gud." I get irked by that stand out idiocy still happening well after I complain about it, but I get MORE irked by how you people who could be considered intelligent are anything but, or if you actually are, then you're just wasting any bit of what you could call talent on being abhorrent dicks.

Oh, and just in case, I'll put this on Pastebin.