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- >Own awesome cat.
- >Loves to fight anything.
- >Rats, dogs, other cats.
- >Conan the Barbarian cat.
- >Always gentle with people.
- >Had him for 14 years.
- >A lifetime of fighting has left him old before his time.
- >Body covered with scars.
- >Joints destroyed by arthritis.
- >Numerous infections over the years.
- >Latest vet visit was a sad one.
- >War cat has cancer.
- >Make the appointment to have him put down.
- >Vet will come to the house on Tuesday.
- >Yeah, they do that if you ask.
- >Think about that when your cat gets old.
- >Cats don't like to ride in cars.
- >Don't make them do it on their last day.
- >Want to give old cat one last gift.
- >He's far too sick and old to do what he loves most.
- >Fighting and killing other animals.
- >Maybe there's one animal he could still kill.
- Fluffy pony!
- >Get a random pone from the shelter.
- >Get its fluff trimmed down before you leave.
- >Costs you a few bucks.
- >Awesome cat is worth it.
- >Take fluffy pony home.
- >Babbling stupidly; "Wuv new daddy! Haf nummies pwease?"
- >Give him a scratch behind the ears.
- >It's the only kindness you'll get, fluffy.
- >Make sure fluffy pony's bowels are empty before going inside.
- >Let fluffy pony free in house.
- >Dumb creature runs around, happily babbling about everything.
- >"New house pwetty! Pway now? Yay!"
- >Yeah...I'll go get your playmate.
- 2/2
- >Old cat is sleeping on your bed.
- >Give him a scratch, wake him up.
- >Cat immediately hears ruckus in house.
- >There's another animal in his territory!
- >Gets up, stretches, hops down.
- >You watch him stalk the enemy.
- >Tail is twitching like a kitten hunting a yarn ball.
- >He feels like a young cat again.
- >Fluffy pony has no idea what danger it's in.
- >The attack comes.
- >"Yaaaagghhh! Munsta!"
- >Fluffy pony tries to flee but it's useless.
- >Claws and teeth rip into soft flesh.
- >"Daddeeee! Hewp! Munster hewe! Munsta huwt fwuffy!"
- >Fluffy pony is knocked off feet.
- >Savage claw slash across belly causes fluffy to scream.
- >Cat doesn't kill fluffy immediately.
- >He's toying with it.
- >Terrified fluffy tries to run away.
- >He's attacked again.
- >Cat pins fluffy and bites back of neck.
- >Fluffy pony screams.
- >"AAiiieeee! Munsta owwies! Hewp fwuffy pwease!"
- >Jaws close on the soft throat meat.
- >Fluffy cries in agony as he's shaken by cat.
- >Death comes by suffocation.
- >Old war cat rips into his prize.
- >Brings you some tasty guts.
- >You pick him up, let him sit in your lap.
- >Old cat purrs. He never does that.
- >Just then, the vet arrives.
- >Sees mangled fluffy corpse.
- >"Whoa, what happened here?"
- "I gave him a last treat."
- >"Good" says Vet, "one less of those vermin."
- >We're ready.
- >Cat gets the injection.
- >Vet leaves us alone.
- >Old cat peacefully drifts off to sleep with his head in your hand.
- >Give him a hero's grave in his favorite part of the lawn.
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