4chan Hazbin Hotel story - falling angel GF

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #399 and #401
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Would you an angel?
>Die
>Go to hell
>Angel gf follows you around
>Something something shenanigans with IMP or lucy
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>"Honey?"

>"Yes Anon?"

>"I know you were supposed to be my guardian angel and all..."
>"...but uh, don't you think it's time to hang it up?"
>"I mean, I'm dead, my soul has been damned to Hell, I've been transfigured into a demon..."
>"Like, I don't want to call you a failure, but maybe it's about time we admit I was just a bad seed."
>"Maybe you should go back to Heaven and try to find a new soul to guard?"

>"Nah, I'll just stay here with you."
>"It's warm down here anyway."

>"Okay, but, like, you know you're not invisible down here like you were in the mortal world?"
>"Everyone can see you hovering over me."

>"Eh, let 'em gawk. Who cares?"
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>Ramiel gf
>She's constantly following you in her humanoid form
>Whenever she gets angry or surprised she turns into her geometric scream machine form
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>"Honey, what is this?"

>"Just something I found today"
>"Something I thought you should see"

>"What about this 'Happy Hotel' seems so interesting to you?"

>"Read it"

>"Happy Hotel..."
>"...redemption..."
>"...ascend to Heaven..."
>"...........I take it you want me to check in then?"

>"Yup"
>"Get moving"

>"You know, from the name, I honestly would have thought this place was a brothel"

>"Yeah, I know"
>"Now MOVE"
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>"Honey, do you know what day it is?"

>"Umm, Thursday?"

>"It's the annual cleanse"

>"So?"

>"So that means the exterminators are going to be here soon."

>"Sooooo?"

>"So they'll be here for the specific purpose of perforating me and everyone else in this hotel with as many spears as they can jam into us."
>"And I have to assume they'll be happy to murder anyone else who happens to be nearby too."
>"You know, like, any angels who happen to be consorting with demons and damned souls"
>"Shouldn't you come back inside and help us bar the doors?"

>"Pffffffthahahahaha!"
>"Exterminators?"
>"Kill me?"
>"Or you?"
>"I'd like to see that gaggle of flaccid ninnies try."
>"Me and the other guardians used to wad those guys up and jam them into their sleeping pods upside down"
>"They know I'm down here, if any of them are dumb enough to come within a hundred yards of this hotel I'll crumple 'em like tinfoil"
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>"Honey, are you okay?"

>"What do you mean?"

>"You know, is anything bothering you?"

>"What makes you think something is?"

>"You've kinda been giving Charlie a look lately."

>"Oh, yeah."
>"I guess."

>"Is something wrong?"

>"No, no, it's just that..."
>"I dunno, I just kind of feel weird around her."
>"Lucifer was seriously a big deal in Heaven for a long time you know."
>"I never thought I'd get to meet a celebrity's kid"
>"But she's kinda weird."
>"I mean, she's part angel, but she never has her wings out."
>"What gives?"