The New Adventures of Golden Guardian & Bronze Buster: Highway Robbery

Cover:
“Highway Robbery!”
Spike tits Pinprick shooting her spikes out at Golden Guardian who is blocking them with her bracers.
In the background Bronze Buster is falling on the ground as Sidestep avoids her.


Panel:
GG and BB are cruising around on patrol in the motorcycle. BB feels embarrassed to be riding in a sidecar, like it’s too cramped or she has a hand up to her face in boredom. They are both wearing helmets that cover their entire heads and obscure their faces.
BB: “So… what’s the point of patrolling?”
GG: “Because that's when trouble finds you, and better to be found by trouble when you're prepared than not.”
The idea with that being GG has been doing this for so long that she knows the kind of super bullshit tends to happen when you're out looking for it. Like it's on cue, because it is.

Panel:
Bronze Buster just looks up/over at her mentor with sheer bewilderment. Since there’s no facial features, have her hands up doing the “aliens” pose or something. Hands at chest level, open palms, facing inwards.

Panel:
It’s a shot of the bike with smoke rising from over some buildings in the distance. The buildings are obstructing the interstate where the smoke is actually coming from.
GG: “Look alive, Bronze Buster, there's trouble on the freeway!"

Panel:
A crazy lady (seen from behind) is holding a car off of the ground with spikes grown out of her body. She’s lifting it to add to a wall of cars she has stacked to block traffic. Behind her (in the foreground) a devil boy is unloading big sacks out of a delivery van.

Panel:
GG leaps off of the motorcycle (she’s already almost out of frame, the helmet is being tossed back at the bike) telling BB to “Check for injured!”
BB is struggling to free herself from the sidecar.

Panel:
The spike lady has a long fingered hand (long spike fingers) to her ear.
PP: “Looks like mommy has company, hurry up Sidestep!”
SS: “Yes, mother.”

Panel:
She grows spikes and looks at him angrily shouting
PP: “You will call me mistress Pinprick!”
“... Yes, mistress Pinprick.”

Panel:
GG leaps over the wall of cars blocking traffic, she’s pointing dramatically.
GG: “Halt right there Pinprick! Desist this despicable demolition, you deviant!”
PP: “Golden Guardian!”

Panel:
Make it a long panel. Pinprick has one hand on her bosom and another on her leg.
PP: “And just who are you calling a deviant?”

Panel:
Close up of GG’s face, she’s kind of wincing over how skimpy this villain’s outfit is.
GG: “Now I can see how shameless... sinful... and scandalous you truly are.”

Panel:
Closeup of Pinprik from the tits up. She’s winking.
PP: “Don't forget I'm also smart, seductive, and single, honey.”

Panel:
Bronze Buster has gotten around the cars, she’s a little winded
BB: “Hey, aren't you going to introduce me?”
GG: “Oh yes, my young ward, Bronze Buster. She's still very new to all of this.”

Panel:
BB has her arms straight down her sides in anger as she’s retorting
BB: “GG!! How am I supposed to strike fear in the hearts of-”

Panel:
BB is recoiling in a cringe.
BB: “They'rrrre waaaatching!”

Panel:
Pinprick is chuckling at this display of awkward fresh meat. Sidestep is behind her still carrying comically large sacks out of the van.
PP: “Carry on, Sidestep.”
SS: "Yes, Mistress Pinprick."
PP: "Am I not a lady!?"
SS: "Of course, Lady Pinprick!"

Panel:
Pinprick and GG clash, GG deflecting the first extended spikes with her arm bands
PP: “Time to tussle”

Panel:
Shot of BB catching her breath or composing herself or with an exclamation mark above her head that she’s noticed something.

Panel:
Close up of Sidestep looking her way, still with a big sack over his shoulder

Panel:
Same panel of BB as before, but now with a more serious look on her face with her arm raised up to her chest with ninja stars between her fingers.

Panel:
Sidestep is looking over at the ninja stars now embedded in the side of the van.
GG (off panel): “I said no stars!”
BB (off panel): “It was just a couple!”

Panel:
BB is running straight at the POV of the reader, now brandishing a tonfa.
BB: “Ton-fa pain!” (Time for pain)

Panel:
BB has swung the tonfa and only hit the van. Sidestep is standing in the background behind her from where the POV is.
SS: “Hah-hah, what a spaz.”

Panel:
Bronze Buster is angry and embarrassed. Her face is red.

Panel:
BB charges SS. There’s action lines to indicate speed and movement.

Panel:
Close up of SS, there’s still action lines.

Panel:
SS is gone and PP is there with her arms outstretched, covered in spikes, like she’s about to accept a hug.

Panel:
Close up of BB’s face in terror.

Panel:
Close up of GG’s chest logo.

Panel:
BB’s face in GG’s chest as GG stops BB from being impaled.

Panel:
GG has her hands on BB’s shoulders to clam her down
GG: “Are you alright?”
BB: “Wow... y-you're really...”
GG: “Bronze?”
BB: “Uhhhhh... He... dodges everything I throw at him.”

Panel:
Pinprick has a hand up to her face, like she’s reminiscing fondly. Sidestep is standing next to her now.
PP: “He gets that from his father...”

Panel:
Pinprick is now pissed off looking.
PP: “… who dodged raising him! Stop playing around, Sidestep!”
SS: “Yes, Lady Pinprick.”
PP: “Respect your superiors, boy!”
SS: “At once, Madame Pinprick!”

Panel:
BB is surveying what SS is doing. There’s a van with sacks in it, there’s also a car with an open trunk with sacks in it. SS is moving the sacks to the car. The car is an open top convertible type.
BB (thinking): “If I can’t hit him, then what can I do?”

Panel:
Sidestep notices sacks on the ground as he’s carrying one.

Panel:
BB is sitting on the back of the car with one leg folded over the other in a very lady like way, smirking.
BB: “Now you’ll have to come to me.”

Panel:
Sidestep is now the one who is mad.

Panel:
GG pulls back for a punch

Panel:
Pinprick grows more spikes
PP: “Can't touch this!”

Panel:
GG smashes PP with the hood of a car she tore off that was in her other hand. The spikes impale the metal sheet, meaning PP is stuck to it.
PP (thinking): “A car hood? But when? I’m stuck!”

Panel:
GG is spinning the car hood around with PP still stuck on it.

Panel:
GG slams the car hood into the stacked cars as if she’s swatting a fly.

Panel:
PP is stuck into the cars, dizzy, disheveled, and defeated. Legs spread too. There’s cop sirens heard in the distance off panel.

Panel:
GG is standing triumphantly with one hand over a fist. Like a cracking knuckles pose.

Panel:
A car screeches between GG and PP, GG is leaping back. SS is driving the car.
SS: “Time to go!”

Panel:
Top down visual, dizzy PP sprawled out in the back of the car
PP: “Sidestep...”
SS: "Yes, Madame Pinprick?"
PP: "Don't you even love your dear mother any more…?"
SS: "Of course I do, Mother Pinprick!"

Panel:
GG and BB are watching the car drive off in the distance with the cops after them.
BB: “Ah, c’mon! They’re getting away!”
GG: “That remains to be seen, but thanks to you, without their spoils.”
BB (under her breath): “You should’ve caved her head in when you had the chance.”

Panel:
BB is holding up one of the sacks.
BB: “I gotta know something, what’s in these?”

Panel:
Perspective is from looking up out of the sack with BB’s face being one of puzzled disgust and GG’s of confused amusement.

Panel:
It’s a shot of what’s inside of the sack it’s full of tickle-me-burfy-sack-babies (an amalgam of 90s fad toys which people obsessed way too much over)
BB (off panel): “You gotta be kidding me!”

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