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  1. Heavy is falling from the sky with a cross-eyed (to left and right) vagimouth face. He hits the snowy ground of cs_office with an earraping demoman "Nah"
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  3. Heavy stands on his face (yes, his fucking face) so that his ass is in his air. Scout comes from behind it and says "400,000 dollar-" heavy abruptly cuts him with a "shh". Camera zoom on scout's face, it's a ">:C", cross eyed to the sides. Heavy, still with his vagimouth on the ground says "SCOUT IS SPY" - in reverse then a loud explosion sound is heard and heavy dissappears and turns into a chocolate bar.
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  5. Music stops and instead there are heart beats in the background.
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  7. Camera on scout's (now enlarged face) with his mouth open as he brings the chocolate bar slowly closer and closer to his mouth.
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  9. Suddenly the chocolate bar flies into the air and says an ear raping "STOP" (from oblivion's imperial guard)
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  11. scout smiles at the floating chocolate bar for a second then gets sucked into the sky
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