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- >Be Anon
- >Go to order some fried chicken waffles, but the hipster joint you're at says they don't offer them
- >You get in their face, telling them that if they don't put it on the menu, you'll put your dick in their mother's butt
- >The woman behind the counter says she'll put her schlong into your dad's butt
- >Suddenly, you wonder why you're acting so crazy
- >Today has been a pretty good day so far
- >You got your paycheck, work didn't completely suck, your car's batery didn't go out like you thought it would
- >Maybe you were just really hungry
- >Or maybe it was just the song they had playing
- >Then you realized that it wasn't coming from the speakers; it was coming from somewhere in the cafe
- >You turn the counter to an isle of seats and see three hooded girls singing
- >You walk over to them to get a better look
- >They're all high school girls
- >You know you shouldn't try hitting on them, and you ABSOLUTELY didn't want a restraining order, but for some reason, the urge to talk to them outweighed the other stuff
- "Hey," you say, interrupting their song.
- >"Yes?" the blonde one says. "Is there something we can do for you?"
- "I really liked your song."
- >"Then why did you interrupt it?" the magenta one said.
- "Because if I listen to it anymore, I'd pretty much be giving you my heart on a silver platter, so I thought I might just start by getting you some coffee."
- >"We're fine, actually," the blonde one says.
- >"Awww, but he was gonna give it to us for free!" the blue girl chimes in.
- >"...Fine."
- "And what names should I tell the waitress to write on your drinks, just so we don't get 'em mixed up?"
- >"Adagio."
- >"Aria."
- >"Sonata."
- >You wink at the blue one, order the drinks and bring them back to the high schoolers.
- >Alright, you're in. They're actually talking to you.
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