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PRINCESS CADANCE - Dazzle CYOA

Sep 1st, 2014
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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >Go to order some fried chicken waffles, but the hipster joint you're at says they don't offer them
  3. >You get in their face, telling them that if they don't put it on the menu, you'll put your dick in their mother's butt
  4. >The woman behind the counter says she'll put her schlong into your dad's butt
  5. >Suddenly, you wonder why you're acting so crazy
  6. >Today has been a pretty good day so far
  7. >You got your paycheck, work didn't completely suck, your car's batery didn't go out like you thought it would
  8. >Maybe you were just really hungry
  9. >Or maybe it was just the song they had playing
  10. >Then you realized that it wasn't coming from the speakers; it was coming from somewhere in the cafe
  11. >You turn the counter to an isle of seats and see three hooded girls singing
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  14. >You walk over to them to get a better look
  15. >They're all high school girls
  16. >You know you shouldn't try hitting on them, and you ABSOLUTELY didn't want a restraining order, but for some reason, the urge to talk to them outweighed the other stuff
  17. "Hey," you say, interrupting their song.
  18. >"Yes?" the blonde one says. "Is there something we can do for you?"
  19. "I really liked your song."
  20. >"Then why did you interrupt it?" the magenta one said.
  21. "Because if I listen to it anymore, I'd pretty much be giving you my heart on a silver platter, so I thought I might just start by getting you some coffee."
  22. >"We're fine, actually," the blonde one says.
  23. >"Awww, but he was gonna give it to us for free!" the blue girl chimes in.
  24. >"...Fine."
  25. "And what names should I tell the waitress to write on your drinks, just so we don't get 'em mixed up?"
  26. >"Adagio."
  27. >"Aria."
  28. >"Sonata."
  29. >You wink at the blue one, order the drinks and bring them back to the high schoolers.
  30. >Alright, you're in. They're actually talking to you.
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