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6/8/17 COMEY HEARING (spoiler alert: nothing new)
------WAS ASKED IF TRUMP IS GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTION, SAID IT'S NOT FOR HIM TO DECIDE------
"I don't think it's for me to say whether the conversation I had with the President was an effort to obstruct. I took it as a very disturbing thing, very concerning, but that's a conclusion I'm sure the special counsel will work towards, to try and understand what the intention was there, and whether that's an offense."
------COMEY PERSONALLY LEAKED HIS MEMOS TO A FRIEND IN ORDER TO LEAK IT TO THE MEDIA------
"I woke up in the middle of the night on Monday night, because it didn't dawn on me originally, that there might be corroboration for our conversation, there might be a tape. And my judgment was I needed to get that out into the public square. So I asked a friend of mine to share the content of the memo with a reporter."
------SAID AG LORETTA LYNCH ORDERED HIM TO CALL CLINTON INVESTIGATION 'A MATTER' AND NOT 'AN INVESTIGATION'------
"At one point, the attorney general had directed me not to call it an investigation but instead to call it a matter, which confused me and concerned me."
------REITERATED NO INVESTIGATION ON TRUMP FOR COLLUSION------
"It's a question that I don't think I should answer in an open setting. As I said- And when I left we did not have an open investigation on President Trump, but that's a question that'll be answered by the investigation I think."

6/8/17 UK ELECTION (spoiler alert: May forms minority government with DUP)
------MAY CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION 4/18/17------
-"If we do not hold a general election now, their political game-playing will continue, and the negotiations with the European Union (over Brexit) will reach their most difficult stage in the run-up to the next scheduled election."
-Conservatives up 20 points in opinion polls at time of announcement, possibly factored into decision
------CONSERVATIVES LOSE THE MAJORITY IN ELECTION, FORM COALITION GOV WITH DUP------
-326 seats needed for majority. Conservatives go from 330 to 317, Labour goes from 229 to 262
-Democratic Unionist Party (largest party in North Ireland) stances: socially conservative, pro-Brexit, populist, nationalist. Described as 'reactionary', 'extremist', and 'backed by terrorists' by news outlets

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6/13/17 JEFF SESSIONS TESTIFIES
>Sessions made it clear that he nor was he aware that anyone part of the Trump campaign colluded with Russia
>At the start, he reminded the Senators that he was one of them so he knows how to deal with their shit
>Nearly all the democrats were annoying to watch for numerous reasons, nearly all of them were kikes too
>One senator from Oregon was a fag trying to act alpha but had the most ridiculous lisp
>Another senator almost certainly had Parkinson's, as she had the weirdest speech patterns and was "LITERALLY SHAKING"
>One of the opening kike senators was a massive puss and he had to inhale massively into the microphone before every sentence
>Kamala Harris tried to go full chimpanzee by asking a question and then refused to let him answer the question
>The head of the hearing told her to basically shut the fuck up
>McCain went further down the dementia slide, no one knew what was going on, I don't think he was even aware what century he was in
>Heavy inhaling senator comes up again and doesn't even ask any questions, literally virtue signals the entire time
>The whole thing was basically 2-3 hours of Sessions dismantling their bullshit as they continuously tried to make him lie under oath or do something illegal but they kept forgetting he was a lawyer

6/8/17 WEIS SUPERMARKET SHOOTER IN DALLAS TEXAS (spoiler alert: brony with Coloumbine ambitions)
>be an autist
>start making silly yt videos as a kid >puberty
>permavirgin
>fail at school
>be depressed
>take that phantom cartoon girl character
>copypaste her few times, change the appearance of each clone to create unique characters
>main idea is that those girls are ghosts and died in fucked ways
>expect to create a whole new cartoon series
>hope for it to become viral so you can achieve fame
>your shit is all retarded an youre a talentless narcissistic faggot
>get edgy
>get into the columbine massacre
>larp as klebolt
>believe your shit cartoon characters are real and in afterlife you will meet them
>decide to do a massacre for fame
>hope to be remembered like Dylan&Eric or some other edgelord
>hope your shit will be treated as Columbine, that your "manifesto" will be read by many people, psychologists will analyse it, books will be written on it
>go to work
>kill a granpa,some chubby chick and some dude
>an hero
>shown only on local news

VARG
>Varg Vikernes. (Birth name was unironically Christian Vikernes.)
>Raised in Iraq in the 80s because his family illegally oversaw Chemical Weapons Research for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran War; Varg personally met Saddam Hussein and said he was a role model growing up
>Joined the larp scene in Norway as a teenager
>killed his best friend because he looked at him wrong.
>burned churches and UNESCO monuments
>gets sentenced to lul norway prison for like 14 years
>meanwhile in America he would have gotten death penalty
>becomes a nazi in prison
>attempts to break out of prison, and robs a car at gun point
>gets caught and sent back to prison, only gets slap on the wrist
>gets out of prison
>Abandons his 13 year old daughter he fathered in a degenerate black metal party. Doesn't even have contact with her, or attempts to have contact with her. Literally caused a single mother
>abandoned by all family, and friends.
>literally marries a diagnosed autist in France
>Takes her last name, and moves to a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere in France. Now legally known as "Louis Cachet"
>Refuses to learn his host country's language, instead abusing their immigration laws. He can't even talk to his wife, outside of some broken English phrases she was forced to learn
>Literally lives off welfare, and has 5+ little baby money makers to keep the flow coming in
>Makes shitty youtube videos about how Italians are negroid, and why autism is genetically superior or why blue eyes makes me not go blind in the snow
>worshiped by "le deus vult" magapede larpers on 4chins for some unknown reason
>doesn't even make music anymore because he has to live in a hut and pretend its -3000 BCE to feel like a man
>no accepting the fact he is a complete loser, who knows nothing, and is a far-right maniac LITERAL MURDERER WHO STILL SAYS HE DID THE RIGHT THING BY KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND

CURRENT 'TRUMP WILL NEVER...' LIST
>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump’s press secretary will never read this out during a press briefing
-Source: https://youtu.be/jfD5OF0LhpA?t=2m1s
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass house
>Trump will never leave the Paris Climate Agreement
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet in office
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>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass senate
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never add solar panels to the wall
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

USA RUSSIA LEND LEASE ACT IN WW2
Reminder:
Lend Lease to the Soviet Union accounted anywhere from 15-50% of goods, depending on what they were.
Lend Lease accounted for:
>18% of all aircraft in the Soviet airforce
>16 of fighter aircraft
>20% of bomber aircraft
>29% of naval aircraft
>all of Russia's top grade aviation fuel
>rubber for tires
>all of their aluminum
>1/3rd of their ammunition
>500,000 trucks
>tens of thousands of tanks
>all telephone communications late war
>317,000 tons of explosives and 22 million shells
>103,000 tons of toluene, the ingredient for TNT
>991 million cartridge shells for various caliber rifle ammunition
>2.3 million tons of steel
>3.8 million tons of food
>56,000 telephones
>600,000 km of telephone wire
>15 million pairs of army boots

The Soviet Union would have crumbled from the incompetence of communism and the unrelenting fury of the German war machine in 1941-42 if not for the Allies. Your tanks were so poorly made that when the Americans field tested them they were appalled at how quickly they broke down.
You were CANNON. FODDER. and nothing more.