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Aperture Science Fluffy Pony Enrichment Center - Day 1

Apr 2nd, 2012
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  1. -DAY 1-
  2.  
  3. >Wake up
  4. >Head feels funny
  5. >You sorta tumble around moaning for a bit, then that fluffy pony adrenaline kicks in and you wake up
  6. "Whew fwuffy!?"
  7. >Oh man, this is scawy
  8. >This place is all white
  9. >The sky is glass
  10. >Is this fluffy pony heaven?
  11. >It IS fluffy pony heaven!
  12. >But where are the skapetss?
  13. >They must be in the sky!
  14. >Your wings could never pick you up before, but this is fluffy pony heaven! Daddy always told you that anything is possible here!
  15. >You prepare and make a big leap towards the sky
  16. >*bunk*
  17. >You quickly fall down to the padded floor
  18. >
  19. >Oh no, the sky is falling
  20. >Wait, it's not falling; it's rising.
  21. "Sky scawey an head huwt!"
  22. >You start to cry a bit
  23. >Wait, the sky opened up
  24. >You think you can jump through it now
  25. >You climb up the wall of fluffy heaven and go up through the gaping cavity that was the sky moments ago
  26. >*Slip* *whoosh*
  27. >You fall to the floor, but your fluff absorbs most of the impact
  28. >You get back on your hooves and look around
  29. >You're in a big white place... it's square... all the walls are glass... there's a potty and a radio that's playing an annoying song, and a big tweebie on the wall that has numbers you can't read on it
  30.  
  31. >
  32. >
  33. "Fwuffy sca-"
  34. >You're cut off by a loud scawey noise coming from the sky
  35. >Oh, it's just a lady's voice
  36. >"Something something enrichment center something something testing something something..."
  37. >You bet it's a nice lady
  38. "Fwuffy heaw new fwein'! Whew new fwein'!?"
  39. >The lady keeps on talking like you never said anything
  40. >She might not be so nice after all
  41. >"Something something..."
  42. >Ok, now the lady's voice is making a vary big and scawey noise
  43. >You're scawed
  44. >You start to cry and put your hooves over your head
  45.  
  46. >For a while the noise around you gets shut out by your own shivering and whimpering
  47. >"Something something 3. 2. 1."
  48. >You hear some kind of "Zap" noise, almost like a can of fizzies opening; well, maybe
  49. >You hesitantly look up
  50. >there's some kind of lights
  51. >Okay, there's a blue light on the other side of the glass, and there's some kind of red light on the only wall that isn't glass.
  52. >You slowly roomba your way over to the glass wall
  53. >You're looking at the blue light; it sorta looks like a door now
  54. >As you inch closer, something extraordinary happens
  55. >You see another fluffy pony on the other side of the blue doorway
  56. >It looks a bit like you, but you don't care; it's a new friend!
  57. "New fwein'!"
  58. >Maybe it's a girl fluffy and she was the nice lady you were hearing earlier
  59. >You immediately run toward-
  60. >*bunk*
  61. >Oh, yeah, the glass wall.
  62. >
  63. "How fwuffy gif huggies?"
  64. >
  65. >Your new friend doesn't answer
  66.  
  67. "Fwuffy wan' hug new fwein'!"
  68. >Still no answer
  69. >You begin to suspect that he's i some kind of trouble
  70. >Oh dear, you have to get them some huggies to help- quick!
  71. >You look around frantically for another way to get to your friend
  72. >You see the red door - you can get to it! no glass to bunk into!
  73. >You quickly jump through it
  74. >On the other side, you come out with a plop
  75. >That felt wierd
  76. >your tummy huwts
  77. >You start flailing your hooves around in pain
  78. >Why does your head feel funny?
  79. "wwwAAAhhhh!"
  80. >You begin to cry
  81. >
  82. >
  83. >After a while, you get up and inspect where you are now
  84.  
  85. >You're in another really bright white room
  86. "Whew fwuffy!? Fwuffy wan' see daddy! Fwuffy wan' see fwein's!"
  87. >One of these walls is glass and there's a big hallways to go down
  88. >You start to trot down this magical corridor, on a quest for your long lost friend
  89. >Down the hall is some kind of small room
  90. >Okay, you have to find your new friend
  91. >You have to be a brave little fluffy pony like your daddy taught you
  92. >You approach the room when-
  93. >There's a big wall of lasers in front of you- blue ones
  94. >You hesitate, but you wind up going through, shivering with every step
  95. >As you pass through, that weird tummy-head feeling comes back
  96.  
  97. >It hurts, but less than before
  98. >You whimper, but don't cry
  99. >It's still scary
  100. >You still scamper away from the pretty lights AND the mean lady's voice that follows them
  101. >You get into the small room
  102. >There's nothing here
  103. >You should go back to fluffy pony heaven and go to sleep
  104. >Yes, then you might see daddy again
  105. >But before you can turn around, some doors shut you into the tiny room and scare you
  106. >These doors coming out of nowhere are so scawey
  107. >You cry
  108. >Now the tiny room you're in is shaking
  109. >It's very very scawey
  110. >
  111. >No
  112. >Brave little fluffy ponies don't cry when the room starts shaking
  113. >You have to find your new friend
  114.  
  115. >Unannounced, the room stops shaking
  116. >You bring your head up
  117. "Fwuffy wan' find fwein'. Fwuffy gun' make daddy pwowd!"
  118. >You whisper to yourself, so you don't forget your goals
  119. >The doors open very fast
  120. >You jump back a bit, but after a bit, you start to trot prominently through the doors
  121. >The mean lady's voice comes back from the sky
  122. >"Something something test chamber 1 something something something super button."
  123. >As usual, you don't understand
  124. >You enter the bigger room
  125.  
  126. >There's nothing but white tiles and a big shiny red thing on the right side of the room
  127. >You instinctively run over to the thing and jump onto it
  128. >It is padded, obviously for your safety
  129. >You like it; you decide it is your bed
  130. >After cuddling with it for a bit, you look more closely and see that the lights on it have switched from red to blue
  131. >You also look up, and there is another doorway open
  132. >Oh good, you need to find that other fluffy
  133. >You jump off of the bed and trot towards the door, but just as you get to them, they close
  134. >thefucknigger.jpg
  135. >You jump back in fear of the snapping doors, but then calm yourself
  136. >You turn around, wondering what the problem could be
  137. >Upon further inspection, you realize that there is a little padded ball on the other side of the button
  138. >You think for a bit
  139. >Was the door always open?
  140. >Maybe it was
  141. >Why wasn't the ball always there?
  142. >Maybe you just didn't see it
  143.  
  144. >Why did the door close?
  145. >What did you do wrong?
  146. >You jumped off of the bed
  147. >maybe you're supposed to stay on the bed
  148. >You jump back onto the bed, and, after squirming around a bit, you look back at the door
  149. >It is open
  150. >Yay!
  151. >You jump off of the bed and trot towards the door again, only to be denied entry yet again
  152. >This is confusing
  153. >You're supposed to stay on the button to get the door open
  154. >But when you try to get through the door, it closes!
  155. >How do you get through the door?
  156. >You think
  157. >That poor fluffy pony is going to die or get an owie or something and they won't have any friends to gif them huggies
  158. >You won't be a brave little fluffy pony
  159. >The mean lady will win
  160. >All this sadness makes you cry like a baby
  161. >
  162. >After a bit, you calm down and get to your hooves
  163. >You look at the ball
  164. >
  165. >Hey, a ball!
  166. "Baw!"
  167.  
  168. >You run right up to the ball, hope for fun and games creeping up past fear from the back of your mind
  169. >This ball looks a little funny...
  170. >Parts of it are padded, but parts are lit
  171. >You nudge it with your snout
  172. >It rolls!
  173. >For the next hour or so, you chase the ball mindlessly around the bed
  174. >After this play session, you decide that you're hungy.
  175. >but there's nothing to eat!
  176. >Well, push comes to shove. It'll probably taste icky, but you're hungy!
  177. >You take a big lunge at one of the thin padded parts of the ball with your teeth
  178. >Without much effort, the plastic covering breaks
  179. >Soon the comfy white fluff oozes out from the wound
  180. >You lick up about three mouthfuls of the stuff
  181. >It looks like marshmallows, but tastes like daddy's old couch
  182. >Yuckies
  183. >You eat it anyway; your tummy huwts and you need something in there
  184. >You down the three mouthfuls without shedding one tear
  185. >Daddy would be proud
  186. >You're getting sleepy
  187.  
  188. >You being the ball over to the bed; you wanna snuggle with it while you sleep
  189. >You nudge it onto the bed, and then you notice:
  190. >The lights have changed from red to blue again
  191. >You turn gingerly to the door
  192. >It's open
  193. >Yay!
  194. >Quick, go through, before it closes!
  195. >You jump through the door as fast as you can
  196. >As you land, your hooves flail and you land right on your tummy
  197. >After re-upping, you turn around
  198. >The door is still open
  199. >You peer through it
  200. >The ball still rests on the bed
  201. >
  202. >
  203. >Oh, you get it
  204. >The ball goes on the button: simple
  205. >
  206. >
  207. >You're still tired
  208. >You rest on the bed and fall asleep
  209. >You dream of playing with daddy
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