Lightbulb jokes

How many qualified employees do you need to change a lightbulb?

Anti-nuclear demonstrators: Six. One who changes the bulb and five who discuss about its safe permanent disposal.

Officers: 45. One who changes it and 44 who manage all of the paperwork.

Britains: None, they rather like to exit their house.

Zen-Masters: Two. One changes it, the other doesn’t.

Electricians: Two. One changes it, the other precautonarily calls 911 [or whatever emergency number]

Feminists: Seven – one to change the bulb, three who protest against the socket being humiliated by the bulb, two who secretly wish they were the socket, and one who secretly wishes she was the bulb.

Business students: One, but 400 apply for the job.

Programmers: None, it’s a sheer hardware problem.

Windows users: 100. One who changes it and 99 who click away all the error messages.

Members of ruling coalition: Three – one who changes it and two who blame the opposition for the bulb blowing.

Quantum mechanicians: One who PROBABLY changes the bulb.

Social educators: One, in case the bulb is willing.