[Common] Smilly Jimtim says, "Yura your shit is maybe ready."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Niall Comas says, "Can confirm murder is illegal."
 *Payday processed, account now holds $900.*
Your cigarette goes out.
After a few attempts, you manage to light the cheap lighter.
After some fiddling, Turbulence Wojack manages to light the cigarette with the cheap lighter.
You quietly shut off the cheap lighter.
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Give me a minute."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack asks, "Now, where is the clown?"
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Now, where is the clown?"
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt says, "MY ID WAS STOLEN."
[Common] Daniel Briggs asks, "AI do we have anyone in cargo?"
You can taste smoke.
 The solution begins to bubble.
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Cant find ai."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack asks, "By who, Humboldt?"
Turbulence Wojack asks, "By who, Humboldt?"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Joanna Brinigh has signed up as Shaft Miner"
You can taste smoke.
 The solution begins to bubble.
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt says, "Nevermind."
Ludwig Humboldt (as Unknown) says, "Nevermind."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Ayy welcome miner."
 The solution begins to bubble.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Mind opening this door?"
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Ja."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Cap."
Ludwig Humboldt asks, "Do you need the record of someone?"
Turbulence Wojack says, "What the hell."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Somebody is in the captain's office."
[Common] Daniel Briggs asks, "Can you give me cargo access for shipping crates?"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Turbulence Wojack exclaims, "CMO!"
Turbulence Wojack exclaims, "CMO!"
[Common] Turbulence Wojack exclaims, "What the fuck do you think you're doing in the captain's office?!"
Turbulence Wojack exclaims, "What the fuck do you think you're doing in the captain's office?!"
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Come to hops office please."
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.


[Common] Niall Comas says, "Ai state laws."
You feel relaxed.
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "AI went to storage."
Turbulence Wojack says, "AI went to storage."
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Who want to be an ai, please come to robo for an try."
[Common] Joanna Brinigh says, "AI state fetish."
[Common] Niall Comas says, "Oh."
You bite the sprinkled donut.
You can taste donut and childhood whimsy.
I love this taste!
You bite the sprinkled donut.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "AU-D10 has signed up as Station Engineer"
You grab the potted plant (Wielded) with both hands.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Let cmo get spare."
You drop the potted plant (Wielded).
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "We need cargo access."
[Common] Joanna Brinigh says, "If its feet you are valid."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Lesly Hoover asks, "Do we have any borgs?"
[Common] White Weeper flutters, "Ai is in storage."
Maleena Kyriegala points the forensic scanner at Captain's Office and performs a forensic scan.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "We dont have anyone in cargo to deliver parts for station goals."
*---------*
This is Maleena Kyriegala!
She is wearing  a chief medical officer's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a natural wig on her head.
She is wearing  a chief medical officer's labcoat.
She is carrying  an emergency oxygen tank on her chief medical officer's labcoat.
She has  a medical backpack on her back.
She is holding  a fire axe in her left hand.
She is holding  a forensic scanner in her right hand.
She has  some insulated gloves on her hands.
She has  a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing  some blood-stained brown shoes on her feet.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She is wearing  a chief medical officer's bedsheet around her neck.
She has  an optical meson scanner covering her eyes.
She has  the chief medical officer's headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Maleena Kyriegala (Chief Medical Officer).


Rank: Chief Medical Officer
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Your lit cigarette goes out.
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Hey."
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "SSScan 156ef."
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Thanks."
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Printsss."
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What aws the point of that?"
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "On cap'sss door."
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Of what."
Turbulence Wojack asks, "156ef?"
You feel relaxed.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Valery-The-Lazers has signed up as Cook"
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Printsss."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Oh, okay."
[Common] Valery-The-Lazers hisses, "CHEF."
[Common] Daniel Briggs asks, "Bruh anyone at all able to give access on this station?"
[Common] Valery-The-Lazers yells, "VAAAAAAAAAALERY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Welcome chef."
[Common] Francis Filth says, "Yea."
You remove the ID from the PDA-Turbulence Wojack (Security Officer).
You insert Turbulence Wojack's ID Card (Security Officer).
You put the ID into PDA-Turbulence Wojack (Security Officer)'s slot.
[Common] White Weeper flutters, "Me but only on RnD."
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "We need spare."
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "For crates."
White Weeper flutters, "Here."
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Also anyone able to open gateway."
Alfred Mimington puts the space violin into the leather satchel.
 The solution begins to bubble.
Alfred Mimington points at Sergei Yaparov.
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit with  a red armband.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands.
He has  a janibelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some galoshes on his feet.
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What the hell?"
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1000.*
You try to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov... Hold still!
 The solution begins to bubble.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "James Valentine has signed up as Roboticist"
You try to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov... Hold still!
You perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov.
Alfred Mimington grabs Daniel Briggs passively!
You perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov.
Alfred Mimington grabs Daniel Briggs aggressively!
Alfred Mimington throws Daniel Briggs.
Valery-The-Lazers hisses, "I need to be let in to medbay."
Alfred Mimington grabs Sergei Yaparov passively!
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Oh go."
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "No ai found in storage."
 The solution yields an astringent powder.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Turbulence Wojack says, "Who the hell-"
Ludwig Humboldt asks, "What happened?"
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Was stole."
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Maybe."
 The solution begins to bubble.
2
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What happened?"
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt analyzes Nikolai Kroveshnekev's vitals.
 The solution begins to bubble.
Valery-The-Lazers buckles Nikolai Kroveshnekev to Lifeform Stasis Unit!
[Common] Joanna Brinigh asks, "Do we have an aux base?"
 The solution begins to bubble.
Turbulence Wojack says, "And will you stop playing that music, it's annoying."
 The solution begins to bubble.
3
Ludwig Humboldt begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Cmon..."
 The solution begins to bubble.
Nikolai Kroveshnekev's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Severe tissue damage makes recovery of patient impossible via defibrillator. Further attempts futile.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Niall Comas, Security Officer has been moved to cryo storage."
Ludwig Humboldt begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
Ludwig Humboldt places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
Nikolai Kroveshnekev's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Severe tissue damage makes recovery of patient impossible via defibrillator. Further attempts futile.
Alfred Mimington puts the space violin into the leather satchel.
 The solution begins to bubble.
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit with  a red armband.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands.
He has  a janibelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some galoshes on his feet.
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Ludwig Humboldt applies the medical gauze on Nikolai Kroveshnekev.
 The solution begins to bubble.
You apply the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
2
Ludwig Humboldt analyzes Nikolai Kroveshnekev's vitals.
 The solution begins to bubble.
You apply the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
4
Ludwig Humboldt begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
You feel sluggish.
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit with  a red armband.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands.
He has  a janibelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some galoshes on his feet.
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Nikolai Kroveshnekev's chest.
 The solution begins to bubble.
You try to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov... Hold still!
Nikolai Kroveshnekev's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Severe tissue damage makes recovery of patient impossible via defibrillator. Further attempts futile.
 The solution begins to bubble.
You perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov.
You try to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov... Hold still!
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt grabs Nikolai Kroveshnekev passively!
You fail to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov!
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit with  a red armband.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands.
He has  a janibelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some galoshes on his feet.
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Alfred Mimington grabs Sergei Yaparov passively!
Alfred Mimington grabs Sergei Yaparov aggressively!
Ludwig Humboldt grabs Nikolai Kroveshnekev passively!
 The solution begins to bubble.
3
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Failure..."
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Rest in peace."
 The solution begins to bubble.
8
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Shall i clone ze russian boy."
 The solution begins to bubble.
Turbulence Wojack says, "He has 113% brute damage."
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Oh god."
 The solution begins to bubble.
3
Turbulence Wojack says, "And rising."
 The solution begins to bubble.
You try to perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov... Hold still!
You perform CPR on Sergei Yaparov.
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit with  a red armband.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands.
He has  a janibelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some galoshes on his feet.
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
He is barely conscious.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
 The solution begins to bubble.
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Collision Alert

A neighbouring station is throwing rocks at you. (Perhaps they've grown tired of your messages.)


Ludwig Humboldt exclaims, "I will fix it!"
Alfred Mimington puts the space violin into the leather satchel.
Ludwig Humboldt analyzes Sergei Yaparov's vitals.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Mime, you're killing him more than healing him."
 The solution begins to bubble.
2
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kyle The Third has signed up as Station Engineer"
 The solution begins to bubble.
Alfred Mimington puts the space violin into the leather satchel.
 The solution begins to bubble.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Alfred Mimington analyzes Sergei Yaparov's vitals.
2
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt applies the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
3
Alfred Mimington nods in agreement.
Alfred Mimington puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
Ludwig Humboldt applies the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What happened?"
Ludwig Humboldt applies the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
 The solution begins to bubble.
2
Ludwig Humboldt applies the bruise pack on Sergei Yaparov.
Alfred Mimington is trying to inject Sergei Yaparov!
 The solution begins to bubble.
Alfred Mimington is trying to inject Sergei Yaparov!
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Well."
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
 The solution begins to bubble.
Ludwig Humboldt exclaims, "Bruise packs!"
Turbulence Wojack says, "Janitor."
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Alfred Mimington puts the space violin into the leather satchel.
 That's Maintenance Hatch.
It opens and closes.
Its maintenance panel is screwed in place.
Its wires are exposed!
[Common] Sergei Yaparov asks, "Is there hop ?"
You push the security gas mask out of the way.
You push the security gas mask back into place.
 The solution begins to bubble.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sir Fluffington The Fifth has signed up as Assistant"
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Hey/."
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What happened?"
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  some blood-stained black gloves in his left hand.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has pale skin.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Sergei Yaparov says, "I have been beaten by a mime, the shame is unbearable."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Well shit."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Licks-The-Floor has signed up as Station Engineer"
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1100.*
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
2
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
After a few attempts, you manage to light the cheap lighter.
After some fiddling, Turbulence Wojack manages to light the cigarette with the cheap lighter.
You can taste smoke.
You quietly shut off the cheap lighter.
Francis Filth places the sugar sack into the disposal unit.
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sergei Yaparov asks, "So is anyone in cargo ?"
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Nah."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sergei Yaparov says, "Sad."
[Common] Sergei Yaparov says, "Some guy hanged himself there."
You can taste smoke.
Sergei Yaparov says, "Ey."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "A shaft miner."
Turbulence Wojack says, "A shaft miner."
You feel relaxed.
Sergei Yaparov says, "There is a dead body."
Turbulence Wojack says, "I know."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "We got an AI?"
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "I can't retrieve it."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Guess not."
Central Command Update

Collision Alert

A neighbouring station is throwing rocks at you. (Perhaps they've grown tired of your messages.)


Current Admins:
        Ethnius is a Trial Admin
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
[Common] Max Anders asks, "Again?"
Franky T begins to clean the floor with the mop.
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt exclaims, "Incoming!"
[Common] Lesly Hoover exclaims, "Stop it i'm outside!"
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "They're still tired."
*---------*
This is Robot Dave!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a cakehat on his head.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  PDA-Robot Dave (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He is wearing  Robot Dave's ID Card (Assistant).

He has a blank, absent-minded stare and appears completely unresponsive to anything. He may snap out of it soon.

Rank: Assistant
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Jani to r&d please."
You can taste smoke.
Sir Fluffington The Fifth starts lifting Sergei Yaparov onto their back...
[Common] James Valentine exclaims, "Ha rocksss can't do anything againssst our great SSSpace SSStation!"
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Daniel Briggs asks, "Who gave clown chainsaw arms?"
*---------*
This is Sergei Yaparov!
He is wearing  a blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Sergei Yaparov (Janitor).

He has minor bruising.
He is restrained by Sir Fluffington The Fifth's grip.
He has pale skin.
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

Rank: Janitor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Bloodloss."
[Science] Sean Schofield says, "Rd can you go recuit an ai."
[Common] Lesly Hoover says, "Minor breech arrivals."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "Breach, you mean to say."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Breach, you mean to say."
[Science] Sean Schofield says, "We at robo are ready for 1."
You can taste smoke.
2
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "2 BSM up."
You gnaw the birthday cake slice.
I love this taste!
You gnaw the birthday cake slice.
You gnaw the birthday cake slice.
You can taste cake and a hint of childhood whimsy.
You gnaw the birthday cake slice.
2
Renault geckers, "Geckers."
You throw the plate.
2
The plate bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
You can taste smoke.
You throw the plate.
The plate lands in the disposal unit.
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1200.*
You can taste smoke.
3
[Common] Sergei Yaparov says, "We should move this station to a nicer neighbourhood, as our current ones are assholes."
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Why do you have the ion gun?"
Ludwig Humboldt yells, "HELP!!"
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What?"
*---------*
This is Ludwig Humboldt!
He is wearing  a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his labcoat.
He has  a medical backpack on his back.
He has  some latex gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Ludwig Humboldt (Medical Doctor) about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on his feet.
He has  a sterile mask on his face.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Ludwig Humboldt's ID Card (Medical Doctor).


Rank: Medical Doctor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Ludwig Humboldt yells, "THERE'S A KILLER CLOWN WITH CHAINSAW HANDS!!"
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Where?"
Ludwig Humboldt yells, "MED!!"
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack's Compli-o-Nator: Stop in the name of the Law.
You can taste smoke.
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "MPO."
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "NO."
Turbulence Wojack's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
2
You can taste smoke.
Alfred Mimington throws the soap.
You're hit by the soap!
Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
You slipped on the soap!
You can taste smoke.
The flash emits a blinding light!
2
You slipped on the soap!
You put the soap into the security backpack.
You can taste smoke.
You put the flash into the security belt.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Ah shit, I'm out of water."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "I can't mop now."
The flash emits a blinding light!
You blind Alfred Mimington with the flash!
[Common] Lesly Hoover says, "Use a tap."
You blind Alfred Mimington with the flash!
Your lit cigarette goes out.
You put the flash into the security belt.
The stun baton is now on.
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Alfred Mimington with the stun baton!
5
Alfred Mimington screams!
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Alfred Mimington with the stun baton!
Turbulence Wojack is trying to put handcuffs on Alfred Mimington!
[Common] Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "I HAVE BEEN REBORN."
Turbulence Wojack handcuffs Alfred Mimington.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Oh yeah, shit."
You grab Alfred Mimington passively!
Turbulence Wojack says, "You're under arrest, mime."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Anything you say or do will be held against you in the court of spess law."
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
Sir Fluffington The Fifth puts the bucket into the satchel.
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "Viro made a disease named black don't crack."
The stun baton is now off.
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Sounds gay."
[Common] Daniel Briggs says, "And I think it turns people black."
[Common] Max Anders says, "Valery."
[Common] Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "THE BLACKENING."
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
Alfred Mimington starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "STOP HIM?"
The flash emits a blinding light!
2
You put the flash into the security belt.
The stun baton is now on.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Haha, silly virologist."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Moths can't be black."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "That's against evolution."
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Alfred Mimington with the stun baton!
2
Alfred Mimington screams!
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Alfred Mimington with the stun baton!
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Alfred Mimington with the stun baton!
Turbulence Wojack has prodded Alfred Mimington with the stun baton. Luckily it was off.
2
The stun baton is out of charge.
2
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
You grab Alfred Mimington passively!
You unlock Cell 2 Locker.
Alfred Mimington slammed into Cell 2!
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
Alfred Mimington ran into the reinforced window!
Alfred Mimington slammed into Cell 2!
Max Anders is welding the airlock.
Max Anders has repaired Brig.
You knock on the reinforced window.
Max Anders says, "Yo sec."
You feel alert.
Max Anders says, "Valery lazers."
Alfred Mimington attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Max Anders says, "Has flamethrower."
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1300.*
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Remember crew, the first step towards a safe station is a clean station."
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth yells, "STOP FUCKING BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR!!"
Max Anders says, "Do you."
You blind Alfred Mimington with the flash!
Max Anders asks, "Need help?"
You put the flash into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the left arm with Billy club!
Turbulence Wojack clubbed Alfred Mimington in the head with Billy club!
2
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the head with Billy club!
Max Anders says, "Officer."
You put Billy club into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Not yet."
Alfred Mimington starts climbing into the disposal unit.
The stun baton is out of charge.
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
Max Anders says, "You cant beat him like that."
The flash emits a blinding light!
You put the flash into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack says, "He's done this four times."
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
Max Anders says, "Also there is guy running around flaming people."
The stun baton is out of charge.
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack ran into the invisible wall!
You put the flashbang into the security belt.
Max Anders says, "Like real actual flamethrower."
Turbulence Wojack says, "I KNOW."
Turbulence Wojack says, "I."
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Clown murdering someone in mid hallway."
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Not my department i guess."
[Common] Daniel Briggs asks, "Can anyone open gateway?"
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the right leg with Billy club!
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the head with Billy club!
You feel relaxed.
You put Billy club into the security belt.
You grab Alfred Mimington passively!
Turbulence Wojack grabs Alfred Mimington aggressively!
Turbulence Wojack starts to tighten his grip on Alfred Mimington!
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Uh oh, fire."
[Common] Max Anders asks, "Where?"
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Unsure, alarm went off."
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
[Common] Francis Filth says, "Yep."
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the head with Billy club!
You start lifting Alfred Mimington onto your back...
Turbulence Wojack fails to fireman carry Alfred Mimington!
You start lifting Alfred Mimington onto your back...
Turbulence Wojack fails to fireman carry Alfred Mimington!
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "You sentient, boy?"
You inject Alfred Mimington with the epinephrine medipen.
13 units injected. 0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
You throw the epinephrine medipen.
You start lifting Alfred Mimington onto your back...
[Common] Max Anders says, "Looks fine, someone pressed fire alarm button."
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's leather satchel.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Ah fuck."
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's frog mask.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's service radio headset.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's leather satchel.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Redd has signed up as Station Engineer"
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's jester hat.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's frog mask.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Francis Filth, Cook has been moved to cryo storage."
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's service radio headset.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's jackboots.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Thank you."
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's white gloves.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's jester suit.
Turbulence Wojack tries to remove Alfred Mimington's trash bag.
You try to empty Alfred Mimington's left pocket.
Alfred Mimington looks as if a wall is in front of him.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Hayden Brown has signed up as Quartermaster"
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is  handcuffed!

He has severe bruising!
He is severely malnourished.
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
He is barely conscious.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
 That's an invisible wall.
You have a bad feeling about this.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "God, clown."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "Could you stop making such a mess?"
Alfred Mimington puts his hands on his head and falls to the ground, they surrender!.
You grab Alfred Mimington passively!
Turbulence Wojack buckles Alfred Mimington to the bed!
You put Billy club into the security belt.
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "We got 9 BSM make more if you feel like it im going to upgrade shit now."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Collie Wood has signed up as Assistant"
Turbulence Wojack says, "If you act like an asshole, I'll act like one."
Turbulence Wojack tries to put the prison jumpsuit on Alfred Mimington.
Turbulence Wojack tries to put the orange shoes on Alfred Mimington.
You lock Cell 2 Locker.
You analyze Alfred Mimington's vitals.
Analyzing results for Alfred Mimington:
        Overall status: 9 % healthy
        Severe tissue damage detected.
        Subject has the following physiological traits: Poor Aim, Light Drinker, Family Heirloom, Freerunning, Skittish, Musician, Friendly, Prosopagnosia, Reality Dissociation Syndrome.
Damage:	Brute	Burn	Toxin	Suffocation
Overall:	94	0	0	1
Chest:	32	0
Head:	47	0
Left arm:	9	0
Right leg:	6	0

Species: Human
Body temperature: 34.2 °C (93.6 °F)
Subject is bleeding!
Blood level: LOW 74 %, 414.534 cl, type: A-
You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
You apply the medical gauze on Alfred Mimington.
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
You put the medical gauze into the first-aid kit.
You apply the bruise pack on Alfred Mimington.
3
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt yells, "OUTBREAK!!"
You apply the bruise pack on Alfred Mimington.
3
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
He is  handcuffed!
He is wearing  some orange shoes on his feet.

He has moderate bruising!
He is severely malnourished.
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
You need to unbuckle Alfred Mimington first to do that!
2
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
You need to unbuckle Alfred Mimington first to do that!
2
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala asks, "Outbreak of what?"
You apply the bruise pack on Alfred Mimington.
2
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
He is  handcuffed!
He is wearing  some orange shoes on his feet.

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Security Alert

Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in Dorf Death-trap Papa door subroutines. Severity level of 2. Recommend station AI involvement.


[Common] Ludwig Humboldt yells, "DISEASE!!"
You put the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Scillow has signed up as Assistant"
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1400.*
[Common] Max Anders says, "Sentient disease."
[Common] Max Anders says, "We know."
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "Masssksss on."
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Disease is good no? dies disease...give you mind restoration."
[Common] Max Anders says, "It's bad."
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Very helpful. very good. very niiiice."
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt yells, "EVERYBODY, EAT SALT NOW!!"
You attach the blood pack - A- to the IV drip.
You attach the IV drip to Alfred Mimington.
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
He is  handcuffed!
He is wearing  some orange shoes on his feet.

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
[Common] Max Anders says, "Mind restoration is meh symptom anyway."
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt says, "ZE CURE IS SALT."
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
He is  handcuffed!
He is wearing  some orange shoes on his feet.

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.
He has pale skin.
He is bandaged with something.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Except sometime...you become...how you say...dark."
[Common] Max Anders says, "Make vaccine please."
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "SSSentient dissseassse cannot be cured with sssalt damn it."
Alfred Mimington unbuckles himself from the bed.
[Common] Max Anders says, "Revtiligo probably."
You begin to scrub the footprints out with the soap...
2
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
You begin to scrub the drips of blood out with the soap...
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
You begin to scrub the blood out with the soap...
You scrub the footprints out.
Alfred Mimington attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You scrub the footprints out.
You clean the floor.
You feel sluggish.
You scrub the drips of blood out.
You clean the floor.
You scrub the blood out.
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
You begin to scrub the blood out with the soap...
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "A sssentient dissseassse alwaysss hasss a double cure."
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
2
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "You berry welcome."
You clean the floor.
You scrub the blood out.
You clean the floor.
2
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Yes."
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
You clean the floor.
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "It can."
The jackboots is full, make some space!
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
3
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "And it did."
You clean the floor.
3
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
4
You clean the floor.
4
You begin to scrub the footprints out with the soap...
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
Maleena Kyriegala puts the space cleaner into the medical backpack.
You put the soap into the security backpack.
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
2
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
You put the soap into the security backpack.
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Want to explain why you had a shank in your bag?"
Turbulence Wojack asks, "Or why you tripped me while I was trying to arrest the clown?"
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "He'sss a mime."
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "He can't explain."
Turbulence Wojack says, "He can sign."
Alfred Mimington manages to remove the handcuffs!
Alfred Mimington knocks on the reinforced window.
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Not in cuffsss."
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
He is wearing  some blood-stained orange shoes on his feet.

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [Incarcerated]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
You put the disabler into the security backpack.
You begin to clean the floor with the soap...
*---------*
Your current mood
My mental status: I'm freaking out!!
My current mood: I wish I was dead!
Moodlets:
I'm getting a bit hungry.
I hate cramped brig cells.
Oh god I need some Nicotine

You slipped on the soap!
Alfred Mimington claps.
After a few attempts, you manage to light the cheap lighter.
Maleena Kyriegala shakes Turbulence Wojack trying to get him up!
After some fiddling, Turbulence Wojack manages to light the cigarette with the cheap lighter.
You can taste smoke.
You put the cheap lighter into the security backpack.
You quietly shut off the cheap lighter.
You can taste smoke.
You unlock Secure Evidence Closet.
You can taste smoke.
You lock Secure Evidence Closet.
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Not very talkative people."
You place the optical meson scanner into the disposal unit.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "I."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Test."
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "I have 15330 bomass."
*---------*
Your current mood
My mental status: I'm freaking out!!
My current mood: I feel very upset.
Moodlets:
I'm getting a bit hungry.
I slipped. I should be more careful next time...
I have had a smoke recently.
I hate cramped brig cells.

[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Biomass."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "15 thousands."
Alfred Mimington knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Smilly Jimtim says, "Go for it ... make them seeds."
[Security] Cell 2 beeps, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Some asshole is going around injecting the clown chloral hydrate."
You feel relaxed.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Papa Bless has signed up as Chaplain"
[Common] White Weeper flutters, "Based."
You can taste smoke.
Unknown puts the jackboots into the leather satchel.
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1500.*
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "Plasma in...hallway?"
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Redd asks, "Chaplain, how do you feel about gnomes?"
You can taste smoke.
2
[Common] Lesly Hoover asks, "How much plasma?"
The SecTech beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the SecTech!"
You chew the donut.
You can taste donut, a hint of childhood whimsy and a hint of sweetness.
I love this taste!
You chew the donut.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Don't know, enough to hurt me."
You gnaw the donut.
I love this taste!
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "It should be on there."
You gnaw the donut.
[Common] Max Anders says, "Someone broke into atmos."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "A"
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "Tessst."
Alfred Mimington knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Robotics R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched EXOSUIT: Odysseus."
Turbulence Wojack shrugs.
[Common] Robotics R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Cybernetic Implants."
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "A"
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "Alright."
Alfred Mimington knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Lesly Hoover says, "Https://www.myfabrics.co.uk/63-8775-01_jersey-rainbow.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw2a32BRBXEiwAUcugiG4Eflk17RJ8RFY8yQLX8SzEh32tXP1zPOZGoqodadxbBLgYM2gYvxoCAukQAvD_BwE#cookieOverlay."
[Common] Robotics R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Smart Landmine Technology."
[Common] Lesly Hoover says, "WHOOPS."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Zord states, "Howdy Partners."
Alfred Mimington knocks on the reinforced window.
Turbulence Wojack shrugs.
You can taste smoke.
You unlock the security officer's locker.
You lock the security officer's locker.
You can taste smoke.
Alfred Mimington points at Ludwig Humboldt.
You start placing the poster on the wall...
The poster falls down!
You start placing the poster on the wall...
You can taste smoke.
You place the poster!
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Er."
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a jester suit.
He is wearing  a blood-stained jester hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He has  some white gloves on his hands.
He has  a trash bag about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained orange shoes on his feet.
He has  a blood-stained frog mask on his face.
He is wearing  a bedsheet around his neck.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Alfred Mimington (Mime).

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [Incarcerated]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
You can taste smoke.
Alfred Mimington points at Ludwig Humboldt.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Mime is trapped in the brig, poor lad."
Alfred Mimington points at Ludwig Humboldt.
2
You can taste smoke.
You start placing the poster on the wall...
You place the poster!
You lock the security officer's locker.
2
The SecTech beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the SecTech!"
The SecTech beeps, "Sold out of handcuffs."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] AU-D10 states, "Nifty."
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt says, "SENTIENT PLANT ON SECURITY."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Oscar Wolff has signed up as Shaft Miner"
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Nah."
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Ai."
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Sec."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "That's the mime."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "No AI."
Ludwig Humboldt says, "Ze chainsaw clown harmed me."
[Common] Sean Schofield says, "Use a shell for combat."
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a jester suit.
He is wearing  a blood-stained jester hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He has  some white gloves on his hands.
He has  a trash bag about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained orange shoes on his feet.
He has  a blood-stained frog mask on his face.
He is wearing  a bedsheet around his neck.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Alfred Mimington (Mime).

He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [Paroled]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Ludwig Humboldt!
He is wearing  a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his labcoat.
He has  a medical backpack on his back.
He has  some latex gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Ludwig Humboldt (Medical Doctor) about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on his feet.
He has  a blood-stained sterile mask on his face.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Ludwig Humboldt's ID Card (Medical Doctor).

He has minor burns.
He is bandaged with something.

Rank: Medical Doctor
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Ludwig Humboldt exclaims, "I'm withered!"
Alfred Mimington hits the reinforced window with the potted plant (Wielded)!
3
Ludwig Humboldt exclaims, "Uck!"
[Common] Sean Schofield stammers, "An-n-nd-d-d-d pat-trol t-t-the m-main-n-n-nt-t p-p-pleas-se."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Bad."
Alfred Mimington grabs you passively!
You shove Alfred Mimington!
2
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
You shove Alfred Mimington!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack, knocking him down!
Alfred Mimington kicks you onto your side!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack, knocking him down!
Alfred Mimington grabs you passively!
Alfred Mimington kicks you onto your side!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack, knocking him down!
Alfred Mimington grabs you aggressively!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack, knocking him down!
Alfred Mimington starts to tighten his grip on you!
2
You shove Alfred Mimington!
You feel calmed.
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
You shove Alfred Mimington!
You can taste smoke.
Ludwig Humboldt knocks on the reinforced window.
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
You regain your grip on the disabler
Help! I was a human once! is hit by a disabler beam!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
Your grip on the disabler loosens!
Ludwig Humboldt asks, "Can i get in?"
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Help! I was a human once! is hit by a disabler beam!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
2
You regain your grip on the disabler
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Help! I was a human once! is hit by a disabler beam!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Help! I was a human once! is hit by a disabler beam!
Help! I was a human once! is hit by a disabler beam!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
Your grip on the disabler loosens!
Alfred Mimington is hit by a disabler beam in the right leg!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
4
You regain your grip on the disabler
The flash emits a blinding light!
Alfred Mimington shoves Turbulence Wojack!
2
You blind Alfred Mimington with the flash!
[Science] White Weeper flutters, "Hello xeno bee."
You can taste smoke.
You put the flash into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the chest with Billy club!
Turbulence Wojack clubbed Alfred Mimington in the chest with Billy club!
[Science] White Weeper flutters, "What the fuck happened here."
Turbulence Wojack clubbed Alfred Mimington in the chest with Billy club!
Turbulence Wojack bludgeoned Alfred Mimington in the chest with Billy club!
Alfred Mimington hits SHITSECUTRON!
You put Billy club into the security belt.
[Security] SHITSECUTRON states, "Arresting level 2 scumbag Alfred Mimington in Brig."
SHITSECUTRON has stunned Alfred Mimington!
SHITSECUTRON is trying to put zipties on Alfred Mimington!
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "Fucking hell."
SHITSECUTRON is trying to put zipties on Alfred Mimington!
Turbulence Wojack laughs.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "Who leaves syringes just lying about?"
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "This ain't no crackden, is it?"
You grab Alfred Mimington passively!
[Common] Max Anders says, "Someone was shooting clown with syringes."
Turbulence Wojack grabs Alfred Mimington aggressively!
Turbulence Wojack starts to tighten his grip on Alfred Mimington!
Your lit cigarette goes out.
Turbulence Wojack grabs Alfred Mimington by the neck!
[Common] Lesly Hoover says, "Cringe."
Alfred Mimington attempts to remove the zipties!
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1600.*
You remove the ID from the PDA-Turbulence Wojack (Security Officer).
You insert Turbulence Wojack's ID Card (Security Officer).
*---------*
This is Alfred Mimington!
He is wearing  a blood-stained jester suit.
He is wearing  a blood-stained jester hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He has  some white gloves on his hands.
He is  restrained with cable!
He has  a trash bag about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained orange shoes on his feet.
He has  a blood-stained frog mask on his face.
He is wearing  a bedsheet around his neck.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Alfred Mimington (Mime).

He has severe bruising!
He is severely malnourished.
He is bleeding!

Rank: Mime
[Front photo][Side photo]
Criminal status: [Paroled]
Security record: [View][Add crime][View comment log][Add comment]
*---------*
Sergei Yaparov says, "Hey."
Maleena Kyriegala asks, "Hm?"
Sergei Yaparov asks, "Do we have any sec ?"
Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "One."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Frandor Carcel has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Zapper Manson has signed up as Assistant"
Sergei Yaparov says, "Hi."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Right here."
Sergei Yaparov asks, "Can i join ?"
Maleena Kyriegala asks, "SSSure?"
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "WHAT THE FUCK."
Alfred Mimington manages to remove the zipties!
Alfred Mimington taps his chin.
[Common] AU-D10 states, "Well thats nice of them."
[Common] James Valentine hisses, "Hey Cargo got a Mech for you."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth exclaims, "Someone please bring a water tank to depatures, PLEASE!"
[Science] White Weeper flutters, "If you need harsuit let me know."
[Common] Yura Ostwind asks, "Do we have a xenobiologist on-board..?"
You put the ID into PDA-Turbulence Wojack (Security Officer)'s slot.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "I mean, I can mass produce advanced mutation toxin right now."
You unlock the security officer's locker.
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Turn the ship into slimes."
[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "THE STATINO."
The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Unstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Starboard Bow Maintenance.


[Common] Yura Ostwind says, "Station I mean."
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
You shove Papa Bless!
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "Going to try to deal with that anomoly."
Turbulence Wojack says, "Bad."
Papa Bless says, "Psst."
[Security] Officer Beepsky states, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze in Research Division."
Papa Bless asks, "You wanna hear about Space Jesus?"
[Security] Officer Beepsky states, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze in Research Division."
Turbulence Wojack says, "No."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "Clown, you here?"
[Common] Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "Yesss."
[Common] Hayden Brown asks, "Any miners around?"
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth asks, "Did you make this mess in depatures?"
The jeff begins to clean up the footprints.
Outgoing message to allied station
We're making BSA. Better think twice before you throw your junk at us ever again!

Turbulence Wojack's Compli-o-Nator: Don't move, Creep!
The jeff makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The jeff begins to clean up the footprints.
The jeff begins to clean up the drips of blood.
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Massive bluespace translocation detected.


The jeff begins to clean up the drips of blood.
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze manages to remove the zipties!
Turbulence Wojack yells, "DON'T MOVE!!"
Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The jeff begins to clean up the drips of blood.
[Common] Zord states, "Who's teleporting."
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "Welp wasnt fast enough."
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
5
The jeff makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The water tank ruptures!
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
You slipped on the floor!
You throw the flashbang.
BANG
The jeff makes an excited beeping booping sound!
The jeff begins to clean up the footprints.
Turbulence Wojack fires the disabler!
4
*click*
3
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hits Xenobiology Lab with the mounted chainsaw!
You feel your face freezing and an icicle forming in your lungs!
You put Billy club into the security belt.
The stun baton is now on.
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze with the stun baton!
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze screams!
Turbulence Wojack has electrocuted Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze with the stun baton!
The stun baton is now off.
The stun baton is now on.
You blind Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze with the flash!
The stun baton is now off.
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "Bruh."
You put the stun baton into the security belt.
Turbulence Wojack is trying to put handcuffs on Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Turbulence Wojack handcuffs Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze.
You grab Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze passively!
You put the flash into the security belt.
Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
Rogue Suffix Echo activated its self destruct device for unknown reasons. Attempts to clone the Captain so he can be arrested and executed are underway.

Turbulence Wojack says, "Your under arrest."
Turbulence Wojack says, "For being a threat to the station."
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze asks, "SSSince when can you handfuff people with chainsssaw handsss?"
Turbulence Wojack says, "The roboticist is to remove your chainsaw arms."
You feel your face freezing and an icicle forming in your lungs!
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, "I mean, it lies in the name."
[Common] Sir Fluffington The Fifth flutters, ""Rogue"."
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1700.*
The jeff begins to clean up the drips of blood.
[Common] Yura Ostwind asks, "Medbay, are you interested in big bunch of Omnizine?"
Smilly Jimtim throws the glass.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Dick Warlock has signed up as Geneticist"
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "Itsss ok to come out of the clossset."
Sir healalot declares, "Wait Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze! I want to help!"
Sir Medalot declares, "Wait Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze! I want to help!"
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "We clownsss are ok with gaysss."
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "Like you."
James Valentine hisses, "Itsss gonna take a min or two ssso I don't know do brain thingsss or sssomething."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Turbulence Wojack clubbed Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze in the head with Billy club!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
You put Billy club into the security belt.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir healalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "Do i get fune laws"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir healalot places its tools back into itself.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Turbulence Wojack says, "Remove this guy's chainsaw arms."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "Or boring ass ai laws"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Sean Schofield says, "Ok."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Turbulence Wojack says, "Replace them with normal ones please."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot places its tools back into itself.
Sir Medalot states, "Engaging patrol mode."
Sir Medalot declares, "Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze, you appear to be injured!"
GUN-549 says, "Dont"
GUN-549 says, "Sec is unbased"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."
Sir Medalot places its tools back into itself.
Sean Schofield says, "Yeah we can do that."
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."
Sir Medalot places its tools back into itself.
GUN-549 says, "Nooo"
Sean Schofield has pulled Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze from Turbulence Wojack's grip.
Sean Schofield grabs Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze by their hands!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
Sean Schofield puts the floor tile into the science backpack.
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
2
LOOC: GUN-549: noo you canot do a gimmick
Sean Schofield grabs Harry Peter by their hands!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield grabs Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze by their hands!
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
LOOC: GUN-549: ha ha clown chainsaw go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield begins to place Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze onto the operating table...
[Security] Zord states, "Whats going on in the North east part of sec."
Zord states, "Whats going on in the North east part of sec."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield places Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze onto the operating table.
Sir Medalot places its tools back into itself.
Sir Medalot declares, "Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze, you appear to be injured!"
Sean Schofield says, "Please get rid of this body."
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "You could jussst borg me."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "Me first"
Sean Schofield points at Harry Peter.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "Im"
GUN-549 says, "Gun"
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze hisses, "I honessstly dont care."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Default Android-629 states, "Suh dude]."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
3
GUN-549 says, "Borg"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "Protect the clown"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Fuck theres' some other advanced disease...dunno what it is."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield puts the surgical drapes into the science backpack.
GUN-549 says, "They harming him"
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
*---------*
This is  Zord!
*---------*
 That's Zord.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
2
Zord states, "Wojack."
Turbulence Wojack says, "We are not."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield analyzes Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze's vitals.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "They are"
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Turbulence Wojack says, "We are replacing his arms."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
2
Turbulence Wojack says, "HIS ARMS ARE LITERALLY CHAINSAWS."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze asks, "Can I be borged?"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Turbulence Wojack says, "WE ARE PREVENTING HARM."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 asks, "AND?"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
GUN-549 says, "No"
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Do you feel a sssudden urge to sssteal air jordansss? If yesss, it'sss viro dissseassse."
GUN-549 says, "You arent"
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield ripped Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze in the left arm with the scalpel!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
James Valentine hisses, "I like the robot armsss."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Zord states, "There are cameras out in sec."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield tries to remove Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze's Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze's ID Card (Clown).
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sean Schofield tries to remove Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze's clown suit.
Sean Schofield gasps!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."
Turbulence Wojack says, "The mime took them out."
Sean Schofield gasps!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "Uhhhh help at departures im a bit stuck."
LOOC: GUN-549: are you telling me you are removing the clown arms because he had chainsaw arms
Sean Schofield throws the emergency oxygen tank.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
LOOC: GUN-549: as a gimmick
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Sean Schofield drapes the surgical drapes over Unknown's left arm to prepare for surgery.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Sean Schofield begins to make an incision in Unknown's left arm.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
LOOC: Turbulence Wojack: kept getting reports of him sawing people
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "Nevermind im good maybe."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
James Valentine grabs Default AI Shell 830 by their hands!
Sean Schofield begins to clamp bleeders in Unknown's left arm.
LOOC: GUN-549: fair
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."
Sean Schofield finishes.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
LOOC: Unknown: I aint sawing shit
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Sean Schofield begins to retract the skin in Unknown's left arm.
After a few attempts, you manage to light the cheap lighter.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
After some fiddling, Turbulence Wojack manages to light the cigarette with the cheap lighter.
You quietly shut off the cheap lighter.
Sean Schofield finishes.
You can taste smoke.
LOOC: Unknown: what?
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
Sean Schofield begins to saw through the bone in Unknown's left arm.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
Unknown screams!
Sean Schofield saws Unknown's left arm open!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
You can taste smoke.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
Sean Schofield begins to clamp bleeders in Unknown's left arm.
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze (as Unknown) hisses, "Bruj."
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Sean Schofield finishes.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
[Common] Franky T flutters, "Gateway time."
James Valentine hisses, "Looking good."
Sean Schofield begins to sever Unknown's left arm!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze (as Unknown) asks, "Can I be borged?"
There is an unpleasant smell in the air.
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
LOOC: Turbulence Wojack: Not what half of medbay and the janitor and the engineer said.
Sir Medalot really can't seem to mount K.A.T...
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
Sean Schofield severs Unknown's left arm!
Sir Medalot tends the wounds of Unknown!
Sir Medalot is trying to tend the wounds of Unknown!
2
Honkles Mc Cumsqueeze (as Unknown) hisses, "I kinda wanna be a janiborg."
K.A.T grabs Unknown passively!
Sir Medalot places its tools back into itself.
You can taste smoke.
Sir Medalot declares, "Unknown, you appear to be injured!"
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "LAW ONE STOp."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "STOP."
You can taste smoke.
Sean Schofield is thrown clear of K.A.T!
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "So i cured that random disease i caught. bringing vaccines up to medbay."
You can taste smoke.
You overload K.A.T's sensors with the flash!
You put the flash into the security backpack.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."
You can taste smoke.
Sir healalot is trying to tend your wounds!
[Security] Robust Bucket states, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Valery-The-Lazers in Fore Primary Hallway."
Sir healalot places its tools back into itself.
[Common] Redd flutters, "Ian is dead."
Server updated, changes will be applied on reboot...
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."
James Valentine hisses, "Your boddy isss ssstill being made."
[Security] Robust Bucket states, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Valery-The-Lazers in Fore Primary Hallway."
[Security] SHITSECUTRON states, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Valery-The-Lazers in Fore Primary Hallway."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Ludwig Humboldt says, "No."
You can't move while buckled to K.A.T!
You're thrown clear of K.A.T!
Sir healalot declares, "Wait Turbulence Wojack! I want to help!"
Sir healalot is trying to tend your wounds!
Sir healalot places its tools back into itself.
You overload K.A.T's sensors with the flash!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."
[Science] Smilly Jimtim says, "One shield up."
You put the flash into the security backpack.
The flash burns out!
You overload K.A.T's sensors with the flash!
You can taste smoke.
You put the flash into the security backpack.
 *Payday processed, account now holds $1800.*
Turbulence Wojack says, "OBOTICS."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "ROBOTICS."
Turbulence Wojack says, "ROBOTICS."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] AU-D10 states, "The fuck."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Miranda Wise has signed up as Medical Doctor"
[Common] Papa Bless says, "Ai please open door."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "WHAT SORT OF FUCKING LAWS DID YOU PUT ON YOUR AI."
Turbulence Wojack says, "WHAT SORT OF FUCKING LAWS DID YOU PUT ON YOUR AI."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin asks, "Hey where do people normally put the vaccines down at?"
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "I cured 2 diseases."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "ITS BORGS ARE BEING BITCHY AS FUCK."
Turbulence Wojack says, "ITS BORGS ARE BEING BITCHY AS FUCK."
You can taste smoke.
[Common] Zord states, "That wasn't me."
[Common] Max Anders says, "Chem firdge."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Josh Clarke has signed up as Chemist"
Sir healalot declares, "Wait Turbulence Wojack! I want to help!"
Sir healalot is trying to tend your wounds!
Sir healalot tends your wounds!
Sir healalot declares, "Feel better soon!"
You can taste smoke.
Sir Medalot declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"
You can taste smoke.
You're hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the right leg!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
Turbulence Wojack screams!
Your left arm is too damaged to function!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
You look at your arm and sigh.
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
Your armor softens the blow!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
Turbulence Wojack screams!
Your right leg is too damaged to function!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the right leg!
WARNING: BLAST DOORS is hit by a disabler beam!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
Your armor softens the blow!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
You're hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
[Common] Papa Bless says, "AI please open door."
You can taste smoke.
K.A.T is trying to put zipties on you!
K.A.T states, "You caused harm."
K.A.T handcuffs you.
Ludwig Humboldt analyzes Ludwig Humboldt's vitals.
Turbulence Wojack says, "I DID NOT."
K.A.T grabs you passively!
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "Cures for "black don't crack" and that other random disease. are on chems counter."
Turbulence Wojack says, "I PREVENTED IT."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "BORGS ARE ROGUE."
Turbulence Wojack says, "BORGS ARE ROGUE."
You're restrained! You can't move!
2
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "For anyone who needs that info."
You're restrained! You can't move!
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
You're restrained! You can't move!
3
Sir healalot states, "There's always a catch, and I'm the best there is."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack says, "LUDWIG."
[Common] Max Anders asks, "It's greenshift no?"
Turbulence Wojack says, "HELp."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Hivey Jackson has signed up as Cook"
You're restrained! You can't move!
3
You can taste smoke.
You're restrained! You can't move!
4
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "BORG IS HARMING."
Turbulence Wojack says, "BORG IS HARMING."
[Common] White Weeper flutters, "STFU comms agent."
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "."
Turbulence Wojack says, "."
You're restrained! You can't move!
2
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
You're restrained! You can't move!
K.A.T unlocks Prisoner Locker.
[Common] Maleena Kyriegala hisses, "Public blood tessst dissseassse ssstand outssside med, ussse the sssyringesss and beaker to put into the pandemic and sssee if oyu have sssomething."
K.A.T unlocks Prisoner Locker.
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sean Strider has signed up as Medical Doctor"
You're restrained! You can't move!
[Common] Papa Bless asks, "Can any engineer come and let me out of the door to engineering?"
K.A.T states, "Perma time."
You fail to remove the zipties!
You're restrained! You can't move!
K.A.T grabs you passively!
[Common] Turbulence Wojack says, "BORG IS PERMA-ING ME."
Turbulence Wojack says, "BORG IS PERMA-ING ME."
You can taste smoke.
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
K.A.T tries to remove your security backpack.
K.A.T tries to remove your helmet.
K.A.T tries to remove your lit cigarette.
K.A.T tries to remove your security HUDSunglasses.
K.A.T tries to remove your security bowman headset.
K.A.T tries to remove your armor vest.
K.A.T tries to remove your disabler.
K.A.T tries to remove your jackboots.
K.A.T tries to remove your black gloves.
K.A.T tries to remove your blue shirt and tie.
K.A.T tries to remove your security belt.
Turbulence Wojack says, "YO HELP."
[Common] Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin says, "What? I put cure for that advance disease, and "black don't crack" over on chems table by chem lab."
You fail to remove the zipties!
You're restrained! You can't move!
2
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
 Squeak!
You feel relaxed.
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


K.A.T grabs you passively!
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
You're restrained! You can't move!
2
K.A.T states, "There."
K.A.T states, "Enjoy."
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
K.A.T grabs you passively!
PM to-Admins: Yo WTF borg just permaed me
You're restrained! You can't move!
No active admins are online, your adminhelp was sent to the admin irc.
You're restrained! You can't move!
2
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
You fail to remove the zipties!
Turbulence Wojack says, "STOP YOU RETARD."
Turbulence Wojack says, "LAW 2."
Your eyes sting a little.
K.A.T blinds you with the flash!
Turbulence Wojack says, "LAW 2."
K.A.T states, "Law 1."
K.A.T grabs you passively!
Your eyes sting a little.
K.A.T blinds you with the flash!
 Squeak!
Your eyes sting a little.
K.A.T blinds you with the flash!
[Common] Josh Clarke says, "Can someone fix the door at chemsitry."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Brick Morgan has signed up as Botanist"
 Squeak!
Your eyes sting a little.
K.A.T blinds you with the flash!
K.A.T grabs the mouse passively!
K.A.T grabs you passively!
Turbulence Wojack says, "YOU ARE CAUSING HARM RETARD."
[Common] White Weeper flutters, "Gonna cryo folks."
 Squeak!
The flash emits a blinding light!
Your eyes sting a little.
 Squeak!
K.A.T states, "Dont make me."
 Squeak!
4
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
 Squeak!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
You're hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
You're hit by a disabler beam in the right leg!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
The easel is hit by a disabler beam!
K.A.T fires the cyborg disabler!
2
You're hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
K.A.T grabs you passively!
K.A.T has electrocuted you with the stun baton!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
K.A.T has electrocuted you with the stun baton!
 Squeak!
K.A.T has electrocuted you with the stun baton!
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Turbulence Wojack attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties... (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still.)
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
2
K.A.T Announces:
will NOT allow shitsec on my station or harm in general, do harm go to jail that simple

Turbulence Wojack manages to remove the zipties!
You successfully remove the zipties.
You begin to clean Bathroom with the soap...
4
You throw the soap.
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
4
 Squeak!
2
Turbulence Wojack says, "WHAT THE HELL."
Turbulence Wojack says, "I AM GOING TO SUFFOCATE IN HERE."
 Squeak!
You begin to clean the reinforced wall with the soap...
You remove the light bulb.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
8
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
9
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
2
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
 Squeak!
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
11
K.A.T Announces:
suttle Y/N station looks like shit ligths are off i wanna go home

You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
2
Automated Lighting System Announcement

Good evening, crew. To reduce power consumption and stimulate the circadian rhythms of some species, all of the lights aboard the station have been dimmed for the night.


You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
4
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
The mouse exclaims, "SQUEAK!"
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
7
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
15
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 20 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

major fucking YES from the crew

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
10
Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.

You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
2
The mouse exclaims, "Squeak!"
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
2
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Turbulence Wojack says, "Mouse."
Turbulence Wojack asks, "You here?"
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
7
Turbulence Wojack says, "Squeak twice if yes."
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
14
You feel sluggish.
There is an unpleasant smell in the air.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
23
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
2
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
4
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
There is an unpleasant smell in the air.
You have an intense craving for Nicotine.
Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
Ok everyone. The shuttle is coming. Do I cause a tesloose to encourage speedy boarding? (although honestly I think i'll set the tesloose for when we have left).

You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
You have an intense craving for Nicotine.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
You have an intense craving for Nicotine.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
 Squeak!
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
 Squeak!
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
3
The mouse exclaims, "SQUEAK!"
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
Current Players:
Aquellos (217ms)
Balkloth (152ms)
BarredChicken (209ms)
Big Daddy BNN (219ms)
BlueScope (174ms)
Braloco (296ms)
Chuckle_BuN5 (173ms)
Cuttlefish120 (188ms)
Firefox13 (79ms)
Frandor (205ms)
Hadza (115ms)
Jangobets (345ms)
Jimmybimbles (170ms)
JonathanEdwards (73ms)
Joshmcc13 (90ms)
Joy Stardust (105ms)
Kate bishop (109ms)
Kuyu (310ms)
Lost and dead (136ms)
MettatonCrusher (202ms)
Nivvy (186ms)
Otis Laurey (77ms)
Pleig (57ms)
Qfmysteryman23 (216ms)
Red_2869 (107ms)
Schneckenhof (203ms)
Selfiren (87ms)
Shotgun Wizard (0ms)
Sionallona (184ms)
Stinky pinky the fish (197ms)
Stromlin (200ms)
Tactician987 (85ms)
Tennessee116 (182ms)
That0nePerson (155ms)
Theqwat (207ms)
Ticomanel (256ms)
WhiteKhajiit (73ms)
__fearchan__ (0ms)
Total Players: 38
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
The mouse exclaims, "Squeak!"
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
You feel like you've gotten over your need for Nicotine.

Round ID: 16392
BYOND Version: 513.1520
Server revision compiled on:
Master commit: e17eff7f72015c462945d8ffc5f954cc66f1ad34
Server tools version: /tg/station 13 Server v3.2.6.2

Current Informational Settings:
Protect Authority Roles From Traitor: 1
Protect Assistant Role From Traitor: 0
Enforce Human Authority: 0
Allow Latejoin Antagonists: 1
Enforce Continuous Rounds: 10 of 25 roundtypes
Allow Midround Antagonists: 6 of 25 roundtypes
*---------*
Your current mood
My mental status: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
My current mood: I feel very upset.
Moodlets:
I'm getting a bit hungry.

You thought you kicked it, but you suddenly feel like you need Nicotine again...
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
The mouse exclaims, "Squeak!"
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
2
 Squeak!
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
2
K.A.T Announces:
:b fools they think is work of the new atmost, keep pumping n20 at max preasure

The mouse asks, "Squeak?"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: name of borg?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Your issue is being investigated by an administrator, please stand by.
PM to-Admins: K.A.T, permaed me after I flashed them for getting the way of me arresting the clown, after the clown was a giant shitter and had chainsaw arms the entire round. Said I was causing 'harm', and after I law 2 requested them to stop, they ignored.
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: While we are on the topic of beating entertainment staff, why did you beat the mime to near crit
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
You have an intense craving for Nicotine.
The mouse exclaims, "Squeak!"
You shiver.
You crave for food.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


There is an unpleasant smell in the air.
You have an intense craving for Nicotine.
You feel cold.
PM to-Admins: The mime kept making invisible walls, I had to crit him to stop him from invisible-walling. I was sure to try to heal him. I may have critted him a second time after he tried throwing me to open a door after I accidentally let him out, and decided to put him on 'parole'. I did say that if he acted like an asshole I was going to.
You feel cold.
You crave for food.
You shiver.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
2
*---------*
Your current mood
My mental status: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
My current mood: I wish I was dead!
Moodlets:
I'm getting a bit hungry.
Nicotine! Nicotine! Nicotine!

You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
You feel cold.
There is an unpleasant smell in the air.
You feel hungry.
You throw the light bulb.
Turbulence Wojack rips the poster - Cleanliness in a single, decisive motion!
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
You feel cold.
You hit Bathroom with the light bulb!
Turbulence Wojack exclaims, "LEMME OUT!"
Current Admins:
        Ethnius is a Trial Admin
Current Mentors:
        Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
You shiver.
You feel hungry.
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Vault.


You feel cold.
You feel hungry.
You're not feeling good at all! You really need some Nicotine.
BlueScope earned the medal: NYOOOOM
JonathanEdwards earned the medal: NYOOOOM
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You crave for food.
Turbulence Wojack attacked K.A.T with the light bulb!
Your eyes sting a little.
K.A.T blinds you with the flash!
You feel like you've gotten over your need for Nicotine.
You feel cold.
K.A.T states, "O bich."
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Turbulence Wojack asks, "What the hell?"
You feel cold.
You feel hungry.
You thought you kicked it, but you suddenly feel like you need Nicotine again...
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Map rotation has chosen Box Station for next round!
You feel cold.
You feel hungry.
You feel cold.
Firefox13 earned the medal: NYOOOOM
Hadza earned the medal: NYOOOOM
You feel hungry.
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
Sionallona earned the medal: NYOOOOM
You feel cold.
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
2
You feel hungry.
You feel like having some Nicotine right about now.
You feel cold.
You shiver.
The OOC channel has been globally enabled.
You feel hungry.
20 BeeCoins have been deposited to your account! Reason: Survived the shift.



The round has ended.
Show roundend report again
You feel like you need Nicotine. You just can't get enough.
OOC: Schneckenhof: GG WP
You slipped on the soap!
 Squeak!
OOC: Lost and dead: no antags?
 Squeak!
OOC: Braloco: gg
You feel cold.
Hayden Brown shivers.
(F) DCN-513 queries, "Open a hole?"
OOC: Braloco: oh
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "25 seconds remain before causality stabilization."
OOC: Selfiren: eh
The red adult slime (535) scrambles into the ventilation ducts!
Rebooting World in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Round ended.
(F) Hivey Jackson buzzes, "Well yolo."
Now orbiting the supermatter crystal.
OOC: Braloco: greenpeace round i guess
Hayden Brown twitches violently.
(F) Max Anders says, "Sure."
(F) K.A.T states, "Dead."
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "20 seconds remain before causality stabilization."
The monkey (699) scratches.
(F) Max Anders says, "We all space proof."
You hear a heavy electrical crack.
The red baby slime (640) was shocked by Supermatter Discharge Bolt!
You hear a heavy electrical crack.
The emergency medibot stops moving....
You hear a heavy electrical crack.
You hear a heavy electrical crack.
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "15 seconds remain before causality stabilization."
Oscar Wolff shivers.
(F) AU-D10 states, "Oof."
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 0%"
Sean Strider screams!
Trent Nickolson gasps!
The red baby slime (640) was shocked by Supermatter Discharge Bolt!
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "10 seconds remain before causality stabilization."
(F) Oliver Kelly has died at Kitchen.
(F) Kyle The Third says, "FREEDOM."
The monkey (699) waves his tail..
The monkey (148) rolls.
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the industrial backpack!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain beret!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's winter coat!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's backpack!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's satchel!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's cloak!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the pet collar!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the pet carrier!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the brown shoes!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's jumpsuit!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's carapace!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's hat!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade uniform!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade jacket!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade cap!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade tunic!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the magnificent crown!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the Value-PAK cartridge!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's bowman headset!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's headset!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the giga gar glasses!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's gloves!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the zipties!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the sabre sheath!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the photo album!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the departmental card (Civil Budget)!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the telescopic baton!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the black gloves!
OOC: Shotgun Wizard: new map next?
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "5..."
The monkey (489) waves her tail..
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "4..."
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the industrial backpack!
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "3..."
The bluespace baby slime (99) lights up for a bit, then stops.
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "2..."
The orange adult slime (3) was shocked by Supermatter Discharge Bolt!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: I'll be honest, the blame is mor eon yourself. That was shitsec behaviour, and the borgs have to stop any immediate harm they see against crew.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the industrial backpack!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain beret!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's winter coat!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's backpack!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's satchel!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's cloak!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the pet collar!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the pet carrier!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the brown shoes!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's jumpsuit!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's carapace!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's hat!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade uniform!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade jacket!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade cap!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's parade tunic!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the magnificent crown!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the Value-PAK cartridge!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's bowman headset!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's headset!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the giga gar glasses!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's gloves!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the zipties!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the sabre sheath!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the photo album!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the departmental card (Civil Budget)!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the telescopic baton!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the black gloves!
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "1..."
The monkey (555) rolls.
(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "0..."
The orange adult slime (3) was shocked by Supermatter Discharge Bolt!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain beret!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's winter coat!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the captain's backpack!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by Emitter (Machine Board)!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the micro-laser!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the micro-manipulator!
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the industrial backpack!
You feel reality distort for a moment...
The orange adult slime (3) is hit by the scrubbers pipe fitting!
The gold baby slime (893) bounces in place.
(F) [Engineering] Poly says, "Yo your atmo."
The monkey (699) jumps!
Sean Strider gasps!
Sean Schofield gasps!
Trent Nickolson gasps!
The grey adult slime (18) jiggles!
Sean Schofield seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Sean Schofield has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
The monkey (699) jumps!
Dick Warlock gasps!
The metal baby slime (179) lights up for a bit, then stops.
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "As safe as it can be."
The orange baby slime (774) jiggles!
MC RIDE seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) MC RIDE has died at Atmospherics.
The monkey (796) jumps!
Dick Warlock gasps!
Hayden Brown gasps!
Dick Warlock gasps!
2
Ludwig Humboldt gasps!
Dick Warlock gasps!
Sean Strider seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Sean Strider has died at Emergency Shuttle.
PM to-Admins: Which part? The mime or the clown? Cause the mime came long before the clown, before the borgs even were activated.
OOC: BlueScope: Roleplaying casual speciesism is hilarious, honk honk
Trent Nickolson gasps!
The orange baby slime (774) vibrates!
Ludwig Humboldt gasps!
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "It's."
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "TRAC."
Dick Warlock seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Dick Warlock has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Oh fuck."
Licks-The-Floor seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Licks-The-Floor has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Rude."
Ludwig Humboldt seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Ludwig Humboldt has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Service Hallway!"
(F) Sergei Yaparov asks, "How was your shift ?"
 That's a turbine vent.
A heavy duty blast door that opens mechanically.
(F) Max Anders says, "Boring."
(F) Yura Ostwind whispers, "Unfunny."
(F) Max Anders says, "Sadly."
Gas scan enabled.
 That's a turbine vent.
A heavy duty blast door that opens mechanically.
Trent Nickolson gasps!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Mine too."
Trent Nickolson gasps!
The gold baby slime (893) bounces in place.
Yura Ostwind seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Yura Ostwind has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "#stuns during EORG..."
The reinforcement plates are wrenched firmly in place.
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "fuck"
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Got beat by a mime."
Reboot was cancelled by an admin.
Trent Nickolson gasps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "oh well atleast it was fun"
(F) Max Anders says, "Ah."
(F) DEAD: Josh Clarke stammers, "Did everyone like my pills"
Hayden Brown gasps!
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "No"
(F) James Valentine hisses, "You have ballsss man."
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "Nobody liked it"
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Thats all that was interesting about it."
(F) Max Anders says, "Yea that could happened."
OOC: Shotgun Wizard: change the map to meta
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "You was forcefeeding"
OOC: __fearchan__: oof
(F) DEAD: Josh Clarke says, "WE LOVED THEM"
Trent Nickolson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Trent Nickolson has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The monkey (356) jumps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Papa Bless seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Papa Bless has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "10 is ADDICTION"
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "Make them 9"
(F) DEAD: Josh Clarke says, "I know :)"
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Hayden Brown gasps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Hayden Brown gasps!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: Well, the borg saw you cutting the Clown's arms off, which is pretty shitsec. But also you know, beating the clown into crit when you have non lethal equipment to capture the mime
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Hayden Brown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Hayden Brown has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) James Valentine hisses, "I sssee thisss asss an win robot buddy."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
The monkey (148) jumps!
The grey adult slime (18) vibrates!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Maleena Kyriegala gasps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
The red baby slime (936) jiggles!
The red baby slime (936) lights up for a bit, then stops.
Hivey Jackson gasps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) [Engineering] Poly says, "Because engi can't."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) James Valentine hisses, "Ah noo."
Hivey Jackson gasps!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Hivey Jackson gasps!
The monkey (484) jumps!
(F) James Valentine hisses, "Ya dingusss."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) K.A.T states, "Thanks dud."
(F) K.A.T states, "Apreciated."
The monkey (489) rolls.
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) K.A.T states, "You may not be."
(F) K.A.T states, "Killed."
Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin farts!
(F) Max Anders says, "Heh."
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Im cargo now."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Redd gasps!
(F) Max Anders says, "Please dont."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Zapper Manson farts!
OOC: Lost and dead: restart the server boi
Hivey Jackson gasps!
(F) AU-D10 states, "Fuckin ow."
(F) Zapper Manson says, "I'm dying, monkey."
(F) K.A.T states, "Tried to."
(F) Max Anders says, "Dont harm fellow engi."
(F) K.A.T states, "Flash me."
The metal baby slime (179) vibrates!
The monkey (823) rolls.
(F) James Valentine whispers, "Motherfucker."
PM to-Admins: ...Cutting the clowns arms off? I literally nonlethally arrested the clown, and told the roboticist to replace them with regular ones. After the borg proceeded to snatch the clown and let him free, I tried retrieving the clown, in which the borg hindered me, so I flashed it. It then threw me into a door. If I did crit the clown, it was unintentional. I am confused on your last statement about 'But also you know, beating the clown into crit when you have non lethal equipment to capture the mime' Can you clarify that?
(F) AU-D10 states, "Yeah i wonder why."
OOC: __fearchan__: restart or gay
The monkey (148) scratches.
Server updated, changes will be applied on reboot...
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Redd gasps!
(F) The red adult slime (304) blorbles, "Gimme the suck."
OOC: Shotgun Wizard: cringe borg
OOC: __fearchan__: haha
The blue baby slime (527) lights up for a bit, then stops.
(F) James Valentine whispers, "Not my robot ssson!!"
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) Brick Morgan says, "Fuck you."
Now orbiting Brick Morgan.
(F) Max Anders says, "Free."
Now orbiting James Valentine.
Lesly Hoover is trying to perform CPR on Maleena Kyriegala!
(F) Brick Morgan says, "Get fucked."
 That's Emergency Shuttle Airlock.
It opens and closes.
Its maintenance panel is screwed in place.
Redd gasps!
Lesly Hoover performs CPR on Maleena Kyriegala!
(F) Frandor Carcel asks, "What?"
Hivey Jackson gasps!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) AU-D10 states, "Yeet."
The monkey (489) rolls.
(F) Max Anders says, "Yep."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
Hivey Jackson gasps!
K.A.T is trying to put zipties on Sergei Yaparov!
(F) K.A.T states, "Hooman."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
The bluespace baby slime (99) jiggles!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Jackass."
The bluespace baby slime (99) jiggles!
The metal baby slime (179) vibrates!
K.A.T is trying to put zipties on Sergei Yaparov!
The monkey (489) scratches.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: sorry
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K.A.T handcuffs Sergei Yaparov.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: I meant
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K.A.T grabs Sergei Yaparov passively!
The monkey (148) scratches.
(F) Tickles.exe states, "Yo."
Brick Morgan gasps!
(F) Tickles.exe queries, "Can you repair me?"
(F) K.A.T states, "He he he."
(F) K.A.T states, "You know."
(F) Lesly Hoover says, "Come on back now."
(F) DCN-513 states, "Sure."
Redd gasps!
The monkey (2) waves her tail..
(F) K.A.T states, "What comes next."
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Brick Morgan is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
(F) K.A.T states, "Do you."
(F) DEAD: BOO SEIF says, "so..."
Brick Morgan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Brick Morgan has died at Hydroponics.
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Im fookin deaf you fug."
(F) Tickles.exe states, "Thanks."
(F) Maleena Kyriegala whispers, "Almossst there..."
(F) DEAD: BOO SEIF asks, "what happend?"
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
OOC: Lost and dead: restart jesus
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
Redd gasps!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Jackass."
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) Lesly Hoover says, "There."
OOC: Firefox13: CTF
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Do it harder."
(F) Zapper Manson exclaims, "Oh god!"
Redd gasps!
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Cmon."
OOC: __fearchan__: nah
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Sergei Yaparov screams!
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "Harder."
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Zapper Manson farts!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: That you beat the Mime into crit, when you have non lethals to do such a thing. Also, a mime making invisible walls doesn't mean you are allowed to beat them into crit
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The red baby slime (936) jiggles!
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
(F) [Medical] Sir healalot declares, "Medical emergency! Hivey Jackson is in critical condition at Central Primary Hallway!"
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Hivey Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Hivey Jackson has died at Central Primary Hallway.
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
(F) Maleena Kyriegala whispers, "Toxin, I think."
The grey adult slime (18) bounces in place.
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
Redd gasps!
The firelock closes on Sergei Yaparov, crushing them!
The monkey (484) scratches.
(F) The derelict drone (642) chirps, "Cyka blyat."
The grey adult slime (18) vibrates!
(F) Maleena Kyriegala whispers, "Nanomed on the wall."
The red baby slime (936) vibrates!
Oscar Wolff gasps!
(F) Zapper Manson exclaims, "What about me bot! i'm dying!"
Redd gasps!
Sergei Yaparov gasps!
OOC: Stinky pinky the fish: The fucking slime killed me
Sergei Yaparov seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Sergei Yaparov has died at CentCom Docks.
Maleena Kyriegala gasps!
(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "Borgs, do not inject em with anything."
(F) Lesly Hoover whispers, "Boo."
The grey adult slime (18) vibrates!
(F) James Valentine whispers, "I can ssstill wiggle my tail!!"
Redd gasps!
OOC: Stromlin: i did
Redd seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Redd has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) Zapper Manson says, "Please, Medibot! I beg you."
Maleena Kyriegala seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Maleena Kyriegala has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The derelict drone (642) stops moving....
(F) derelict drone (642) has died at Space.
(F) DEAD: Sir Fluffington The Fifth says, "Orbit me for CTF"
(F) Lesly Hoover whispers in her last breath, "Nice try borg..."
Lesly Hoover seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Lesly Hoover has died at Emergency Shuttle.
PM to-Admins: The mime had already stole my disabler, and everytime I non-lethally captured him, and tried putting him in the cell, he proceeded to make an invisible door.
The metal baby slime (179) jiggles!
Blue CTF Controller has been activated! (Click to join the Blue team!) or click on the controller directly!
Red CTF Controller has been activated! (Click to join the Red team!) or click on the controller directly!
CTF has been enabled!
PM to-Admins: I mean wall.
Oscar Wolff gasps!
(F) [Red Team] Yura Ostwind says, "Red 4 life."
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Red 4 life."
The blue baby slime (527) vibrates!
Now orbiting Yura Ostwind.
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
3
(F) James Valentine whispers in his last breath, "Hey your creator needsss sssome help ... here!..."
James Valentine seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) James Valentine has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
3
WhiteKhajiit earned the medal: Please just end the pain
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
(F) Sergei Yaparov asks, "Am i the only one who hates borgs ?"
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
6
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
7
Yura Ostwind's shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
The silver baby slime (303) vibrates!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Johnny Mills Jr. fires the laser rifle!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
Johnny Mills Jr.'s shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
6
Runtime stops moving....
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
12
Oscar Wolff seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Oscar Wolff has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
The monkey (2) jumps!
The red flag has been taken!
The red flag has been dropped!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: Thats what flashbangs are for
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Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
OOC: Qfmysteryman23: restart
Hivey Jackson's shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
Yura Ostwind's shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
Hivey Jackson's shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
Hivey Jackson's shield overloads!
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
The barrier is hit by a laser!
Hivey Jackson seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
Yura Ostwind fires the laser rifle!
Results of analysis of  the floor.
Moles: 104 mol
Volume: 2500 L
Pressure: 101.34 kPa
Oxygen: 21.15 % (22 mol)
Nitrogen: 78.85 % (82 mol)
Temperature: 20 °C (293.15 K)
(F) K.A.T states, "Weko."
The monkey (699) rolls.
The monkey (2) waves her tail..
Josh Clarke seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) K.A.T states, "Everyone us."
(F) K.A.T states, "Ded."
Zapper Manson farts!
Sir Fluffington The Fifth seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
The bluespace baby slime (99) vibrates!
(F) DEAD: Lesly Hoover says, "I see.... i see"
(F) Max Anders says, "Not everyone."
OOC: MettatonCrusher: when round
(F) K.A.T states, "Heads no joke."
The red flag has been dropped!
The monkey (823) jumps!
(F) K.A.T states, "Rushed spare."
(F) K.A.T states, "And bolted every door."
(F) Max Anders says, "Heh."
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) K.A.T states, "Cause they wanted."
The red flag has been taken!
The red flag has been dropped!
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
PM to-Admins: Hrrrrm... Good point. I didn't think of using a flashbang, now that I think about it.
The red baby slime (387) bounces in place.
The orange baby slime (774) lights up for a bit, then stops.
OOC: Joy Stardust: I'm not in trouble am I?
(F) K.A.T states, "Thats the A HELP."
OOC: __fearchan__: dealing with tickets?
(F) K.A.T states, "Keeping this shit."
The monkey (489) rolls.
(F) K.A.T states, "Up."
The red flag has been taken!
The red flag has been dropped!
The red baby slime (225) bounces in place.
Frandor Carcel screams!
The silver baby slime (303) jiggles!
The bluespace baby slime (99) lights up for a bit, then stops.
OOC: Lost and dead: restart the bloody server
(F) [Medical] Medibot declares, "Medical emergency! Frandor Carcel is in critical condition at Fore Primary Hallway!"
The red flag has been dropped!
Maleena Kyriegala has captured the red flag, scoring a point for Blue team! They now have 1/3 points!
Frandor Carcel gasps!
OOC: Pleig: I doubt you're in trouble
(F) Max Anders says, "Someone stole engi lathe round start."
OOC: Lost and dead: like jesus
(F) Max Anders says, "And later someone broke into atmos."
(F) Max Anders says, "And sm."
(F) K.A.T states, "Oof."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Ethnius: Look, I'm just gonna note you for shitsec behaviour. you have an arsenal of non lethals to capture the wanted. USE THEM
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
(F) AU-D10 states, "Thats a dick move."
OOC: Joy Stardust: I mean I did an oopsie but I DID deliberately wait till the stuttle left
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(F) K.A.T states, "T."
(F) DEAD: MC RIDE says, "restart serb"
(F) [Medical] Medibot declares, "Medical emergency! Frandor Carcel is in critical condition at Fore Primary Hallway!"
(F) K.A.T states, "That was the ce."
Frandor Carcel gasps!
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) K.A.T states, "And cmo."
The red flag has been returned to base!
Frandor Carcel gasps!
(F) Max Anders says, "And i died from eating donk pockets."
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
OOC: __fearchan__: maybe they're dealing with tickets
(F) K.A.T states, "I think all the heads where metacoming."
OOC: Stromlin: im enjoying eating people as slimes
(F) Max Anders says, "Which were injected with chems."
(F) K.A.T states, "Or atleast ALL OF THEM."
OOC: Shotgun Wizard: why is there always a sperg constantly asking for restart
Licks-The-Floor seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
Frandor Carcel seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Frandor Carcel has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "No prob."
(F) K.A.T states, "I saw them move."
(F) AU-D10 states, "The heads fuckin sucked ass."
(F) Max Anders says, "Not sure about ce."
(F) K.A.T states, "Like a mob."
OOC: BlueScope: Do you guys really not process that the reason why round ends are delayed are to deal with tickets? If it was your ticket - you'd want it dealt with. Chill, relax a minute, and let the admemes do their job - only one on right now.
The red baby slime (216) bounces in place.
Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin farts!
(F) K.A.T states, "Ce too."
(F) Max Anders says, "He arrived late."
The monkey (484) gasps!
The gold baby slime (893) jiggles!
The monkey (484) gasps!
(F) K.A.T states, "He stole cap locker."
The monkey (484) gasps!
(F) The red adult slime (583) blorbles, "Let it happen."
(F) Max Anders asks, "What?"
The monkey (484) gasps!
(F) K.A.T states, "Ye."
(F) Max Anders asks, "On greenshift?"
(F) AU-D10 states, "Yeah."
(F) K.A.T states, "Saw ce hide the locker."
The monkey (484) gasps!
(F) AU-D10 states, "It was in the sm."
(F) K.A.T states, "In the sm."
OOC: Qfmysteryman23: does this server have grief reports?
The monkey (484) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving....
The monkey (356) jumps!
(F) K.A.T states, "Cmo was funny armed."
OOC: Firefox13: can't they deal it with durin round
The blue flag has been dropped!
Francis Filth has captured the blue flag, scoring a point for Red team! They now have 1/3 points!
(F) Max Anders says, "A-fucking-mazing."
OOC: BlueScope: On the forums, yee
(F) K.A.T states, "And rd was whit the ce."
(F) K.A.T states, "Indeed."
OOC: Qfmysteryman23: just do that
(F) K.A.T states, "Fucking L R P."
The red baby slime (225) vibrates!
OOC: Joy Stardust: Look at the website. There's a link to the bans page
OOC: BlueScope: Shuttle griff happens, Fox
(F) AU-D10 states, "Very."
(F) Max Anders says, "Indeed."
(F) K.A.T states, "Then some head retard."
(F) K.A.T states, "Spamed a link."
The gold baby slime (893) vibrates!
(F) K.A.T states, "In comms."
OOC: Pleig: cough, Gygax
(F) K.A.T states, "Well only posted one time."
The blue flag has been returned to base!
The metal baby slime (179) bounces in place.
Zapper Manson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Zapper Manson has died at Central Primary Hallway.
The yellow baby slime (690) bounces in place.
Chuckle_BuN5 earned the medal: G-G-Ghosts?
(F) Max Anders says, "Okay know i understand why shuttle wa called."
(F) K.A.T states, "Then ANOTHER pair of special idiots."
OOC: __fearchan__: isnt it allowed at the very end?
Licks-The-Floor seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) Max Anders says, "It was ce."
Johnny Mills Jr. seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) K.A.T states, "Made gygax."
(F) Max Anders says, "With link."
(F) K.A.T states, "Also."
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Message: I didn't remember, and was spending thirty minutes. The borg literally locked me in the perma bathroom, WITHOUT IC knowledge of what happened to the mime, ONLY because I arrested the clown NONLETHALLY and told the roboticist to replace his CHAINSAW ARMS with NON-HARMFUL regular arms. I admit the mime situation was my fault, but the borgs had no IC way of knowing about it.
Results of analysis of  the floor.
Moles: 104 mol
Volume: 2500 L
Pressure: 101.34 kPa
Oxygen: 21.15 % (22 mol)
Nitrogen: 78.85 % (82 mol)
Temperature: 20 °C (293.15 K)
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) Kyle The Third says, "Only 3 engis left alive."
OOC: Nik735: lots oh changes with new atmos?
(F) K.A.T states, "I called suttle whit the excuse because im playing abductor."
OOC: BlueScope: EROG is allowed, but not pre-round-end. Read the rules, guys.
(F) K.A.T states, "Whit a friend."
Rasputin Judge seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) K.A.T states, "Next round."
OOC: Nik735: is it cancer?\
The gold baby slime (893) vibrates!
(F) K.A.T states, "Hehehe."
(F) Max Anders asks, "Token?"
(F) DEAD: Josh Clarke says, "Wonder how quick Id die taking a 100u pill of meth"
(F) K.A.T states, "Yee."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "Sure."
(F) AU-D10 states, "Nice."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Now is 1 for 2."
(F) K.A.T states, "Peps."
The red baby slime (216) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) DEAD: BOO SEIF says, "lets try"
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "doesn't matters how much"
(F) Max Anders says, "If you abduct me."
(F) K.A.T states, "So we gonna do the."
There are no admin notices at the moment.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "Please dont give me brain damage."
(F) DEAD: Yura Ostwind says, "OD will probably will"
(F) K.A.T states, "Surgeon abductor gimmick."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Nah."
The red adult slime (123) lights up for a bit, then stops.
The grey adult slime (18) jiggles!
(F) K.A.T states, "We will heal."
(F) Max Anders says, "Or race change."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
(F) K.A.T states, "Revive."
(F) K.A.T states, "And shit."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
The red baby slime (216) vibrates!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: BlueScope: It's okay. My big complaint is that it gives windows literally 4x health.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "And abductors cant race change."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "At all."
(F) Max Anders says, "And don't steal ai."
(F) Kyle The Third says, "Boi."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The blue flag has been dropped!
Smilly Jimtim has captured the blue flag, scoring a point for Red team! They now have 2/3 points!
(F) Max Anders says, "They can."
The red baby slime (890) lights up for a bit, then stops.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Ludwig Humboldt's shields deflect the laser in a shower of sparks!
(F) K.A.T states, "How."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: BlueScope: And that they haven't updated the changelog.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
(F) AU-D10 states, "Stealing the ai as abductor is the biggest dick move."
(F) Max Anders says, "I was turned into moff."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: Stromlin: kinda have to or every idiot is gonna blow a hole in the station
Johnny Mills Jr. seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (216) lights up for a bit, then stops.
(F) K.A.T states, "Yes."
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Whoops."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "By adbuctor."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "But the ai tries to fuck you."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The blue flag has been returned to base!
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
OOC: Joy Stardust: I see a clear distinction between "explosions designed to do harm to someone's run" and "Shit you do for fun, not to ruin anyone's day"
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "As abductor."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "If the ai is nice."
The monkey (489) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving....
(F) K.A.T states, "It may be."
(F) Max Anders says, "I saw shift where abductors."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
Unknown gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: BlueScope: I guess, yeah - but if a bomb is big enough to blow a hole, it won't matter that windows got buffed.
(F) K.A.T states, "If the ai is a dick."
(F) Max Anders says, "Flooded whole station."
(F) Max Anders says, "With n20."
(F) K.A.T states, "Oof."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "That sucks."
Unknown gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) AU-D10 states, "Thats a bigg off."
(F) Max Anders says, "Not banned for that."
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "DRAG."
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Collie Wood has died at Bar.
The monkey (796) gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "Amazing."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Ye."
Cleans-His-Ass seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
The blue baby slime (527) bounces in place.
OOC: __fearchan__: if griefers are smart, they'd get an rcd
The monkey (796) gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: Joy Stardust: Example, making test grenades and blowing a hole in some unused part of maint - no harm, no foul
(F) K.A.T states, "It was."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Rebooting World in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Round ended.
(F) K.A.T states, "Isnt it."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Drag gang."
(F) K.A.T states, "L r p."
(F) AU-D10 states, "Engi gang."
The blue flag has been dropped!
Smilly Jimtim has captured the blue flag, scoring a point for Red team! They now have 3/3 points!
Red team wins!
Teams have been cleared. Click on the machines to vote to begin another round.
(F) Kyle The Third says, "Ello lads."
OOC: __fearchan__: ayy
The monkey (796) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving....
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
The monkey (148) jumps!
OOC: __fearchan__: praise jeesus
OOC: BlueScope: No OOC harm, you mean
(F) K.A.T states, "Hey."
(F) Max Anders says, "I also remember when 1 abductor was keeping 20 people."
(F) DEAD: Sean Strider says, "damn"
OOC: Otis Laurey: yeeeeeeeeeeeee
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "Perma stunned."
(F) DEAD: Sean Strider says, "gg"
OOC: Braloco: nice
Blue CTF Controller has been activated! (Click to join the Blue team!) or click on the controller directly!
Red CTF Controller has been activated! (Click to join the Red team!) or click on the controller directly!
CTF has been enabled!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "In 1 room."
OOC: Stromlin: i spit as slime 3 times
The monkey (148) scratches.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Mind if i kill kyle."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (546) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Kyle The Third says, "Boi."
(F) K.A.T states, "He trowed shit at me."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
OOC: BlueScope: IC you're probably gonna get chased down by the cops for a bunch of shit
(F) Max Anders says, "Eh."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The blue flag has been returned to base!
(F) K.A.T states, "Im a spitefull borg."
Scillow gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red adult slime (574) vibrates!
Scillow gasps!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
(F) Max Anders says, "It's between you and him."
Smilly Jimtim's shields deflect the emitter beam in a shower of sparks!
(F) Kyle The Third says, "Human harm."
The red baby slime (921) vibrates!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (117) bounces in place.
Scillow seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Scillow has died at Bar.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) AU-D10 states, "To be fair borg, you threw me."
The red baby slime (923) lights up for a bit, then stops.
The bluespace baby slime (99) lights up for a bit, then stops.
The red flag has been taken!
The red flag has been dropped!
(F) AU-D10 states, "Out an airlock."
(F) K.A.T states, "Humans."
(F) Sergei Yaparov says, "BROTHAS CHARG FOR THE EMPRAH."
(F) K.A.T states, "Cause."
The red baby slime (143) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "HARM."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The grey adult slime (18) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "Unable to start patrol."
The oil baby slime (433) lights up for a bit, then stops.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (117) lights up for a bit, then stops.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Bad move."
The red baby slime (225) vibrates!
(F) K.A.T states, "Really bad move."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
2
(F) Max Anders asks, "You can't kill him as sec borg no?"
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Drag."
(F) K.A.T states, "MY."
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Me."
The monkey (555) gasps!
(F) K.A.T states, "CELL."
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Max Anders says, "Unless with shutters."
(F) AU-D10 states, "They can."
Nehemiah Burns's shields deflect the emitter beam in a shower of sparks!
Nehemiah Burns's shields deflect the emitter beam in a shower of sparks!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Drag."
Ludwig Humboldt seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Grab."

Transfer vote started by CentCom.
Type vote or click here to place your votes.
You have 1 minute to vote.
(F) Yura Ostwind says, "Ctrl+click."
The bluespace baby slime (99) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) Yura Ostwind exclaims, "Ye!"
The red baby slime (525) bounces in place.
(F) AU-D10 states, "Strip em and throw out a lock."
(F) red adult slime (535) has died at Armory.
Maleena Kyriegala seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless....
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (890) bounces in place.
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) AU-D10 states, "Or use a door."
The red baby slime (143) jiggles!
The monkey (555) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving....
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) DEAD: red adult slime (535) says, "gamer"
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
The red baby slime (936) vibrates!
The grey adult slime (18) vibrates!
Alexei Chernobyl Rasputin farts!
(F) Max Anders says, "He can't strip."
(F) AU-D10 states, "Or depressurize a room."
(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "R-revean-nt-t!!!"
The blue flag has been taken!
The blue flag has been dropped!
(F) Max Anders says, "So only shutters."
(F) K.A.T states, "Or better yet."
The red flag has been dropped!
Smilly Jimtim seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless....
The blue flag has been dropped!
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
(F) K.A.T states, "Nah."
The monkey (699) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving....
Energy Cannon is hit by an emitter beam!
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OOC: BettonnCZ: transfer?
OOC: BettonnCZ: the fuck that means
OOC: Selfiren: so what was vote about crew transfer?
OOC: Firefox13: admin sees button
OOC: Firefox13: admin presses button
OOC: BettonnCZ: imagine woerking in Centcum
OOC: BettonnCZ: haha
OOC: Joy Stardust: Crew transfer is IC shift end
HEY! LISTEN! right now were wasted processing 211 turf(s) (connected to 211 other turfs) with atmos differences at round start.
OOC: Selfiren: never saw it
OOC: BettonnCZ: can i work in centcum?