Captain Black (2019)

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- Mike, I need you.

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- What's up?

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- Some asshole on 42
wants to see the manager.

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They say the food's all wrong,
I'm all wrong,

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just a bunch of fucking jerks.

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- Hi, can I be of help?

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- Yeah, you the manager here?

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- I am.

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My name's Mike.

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- Well Jesus, where
do I even start.

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Okay, first of all,
we specifically did not order guacamole.

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What do you call that?

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- I'm so sorry, let me
get this out of your way.

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- The beans weren't even hot.

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And my wife, she ordered
Midori pineapple sour

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and neither one of us
can taste the alcohol.

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- You know what, I can have
the bartender make another,

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or better yet, I
can make one myself.

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- No, you know what.

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It's too late.

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Just forget it.

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Okay, we'll take the check.
Thank you very much.

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And I don't think that you'll be
seeing us in here any time soon.

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- I'm so sorry.

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- Yeah, damn right you are.

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- Let me take care
of the check for you.

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- Well, alright.

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You should.

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But what you really should do

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is you should give us some
free coupons for next time.

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- For next time?

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- Yeah. Yeah, you want to keep
your customers happy, don't you.

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- I'm sorry, you weren't
happy with your food

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or your service,

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so you'd like

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credit for the next time?

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- Yes I do.

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- Let me take care
of the check for you.

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- Fine.

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We're leaving.

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And you, Mark.

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- Mike.

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- Whatever, you will
not be seeing us

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in your establishment again.

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Thank you very much.

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Awful.

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Awful.

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- Safe home now.

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- What'd he say?

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- Nothing, you were
right, total jackass.

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- I told you so.

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What'd you do?

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- I comped him.

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- Fuck man.

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The fucking assholes.

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- They were.

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- So you just give them the--

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- Order.

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- You just give
them a free meal.

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- They're gone, right.

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- Fuck them.

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- Language.

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Language.

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- Now they're gonna yelp my ass.
- It's okay.

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- They're gonna yelp
the whole fucking place.

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- You'll be fine.

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- Fuck that.

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- You'll survive.

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- Not to mention no tip.

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No fucking tip,

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and that fucker is running me.

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- Junior, Junior, just calm down.
Let it go.

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Breathe deep.

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- Coming out.

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- Mike, I love you man,

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but this is so lame.

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- Junior, I love you man,

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get back to work.

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- Fuck this.

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Fucking bullshit.

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- Yo, Jake.

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- Mike.

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- Can I get a
Midori pineapple sour,

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extra strong please.

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- You fucking kidding me?

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- Yes, I'm kidding.

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- Good, cause some piece of shit just
sent one of those back a little while ago.

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- I heard.

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- You heard?

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- Don't worry about
it, you're fine.

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- Everybody I got a birthday.

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- Okay, birthday.

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- Yeah, it's the gay couple
with their granddaughter.

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- I got to blow off some
fucking steam in here.

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- Okay, table 33 follow me.

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One, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven.

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♪ Happy birthday ♪

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♪ Ponchito ♪

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♪ Birthday party is for you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday ♪

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♪ To our amigo ♪

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♪ Happy birthday is
to you, babaloo ♪

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- Dude.
- Yeah?

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- That was dope.
I grabbed the liners,

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I was throwing them
all over the place.

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- I know.
I caught them all.

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- You caught them all?
- Every one.

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- Nice.

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- Man, I need new shoes.
These things are killing me.

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- You need new shoes

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because those stink
to high heaven

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and should be incinerated.

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- You think?

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- Uh huh.

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- Shut up.

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Hey.

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Hey babe.

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Oh shit, that's now?

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Oh yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

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Uh huh.

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Hey Mike, my drop all good?

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- You're all set.

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- I gotta jet.

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- Alright buddy.
- Bye.

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- Later dude.

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- Later skaters.

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- I'll clock you out.

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- Hey Mike, can
you clock me out?

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- You got it.

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- Thanks boss.

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I still can't believe you
comped those jag offs.

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Adios.

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- Adios.

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- Come on, baby.

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- You wish.

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- I do wish, that's
why I keep asking.

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- Uh uh, take a
walk Ponyboy,

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you had your chance.

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- Krissie, baby, please.

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- Sorry bud.

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- It wasn't my fault.

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Just a teensy
little peak, please?

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- You're such an animal.

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- You bring it out of me.

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- You're all good, did you clock out?
- Uh huh, of course.

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Okay.

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I bid you goodnight gentlemen.

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And I do use the term loosely.

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- Don't forget your bag.

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- Oh, what bag?

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- This isn't your bag?

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- Nope.

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Ah.

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Comic books.

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- Comic books?

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- Oh, it's probably Junior's.
He's in to all that comic book shit.

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- I'm outie.

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- Bye.

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- Hey Ponyboy.

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- Yes my darling.

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- Sweet dreams.

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- Come on, please.

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That was just mean.

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Borderline sexual harassment.

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Sexually frustrating at least.

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- Grow the fuck up.

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Mark my words.

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- No.

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- What?

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Really?

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It ain't?

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Why not?

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- Hey amigo.

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- Hi Mike.

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- How goes it?

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- Good.

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- What you doing?

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- Nothing.

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- Cool.

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Nice night.

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- Yeah.

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- Nice night to just

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sit outside and hang, right.

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- I guess.

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- Then why you
acting like such a psycho?

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- Your mom home?

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She with Andre?

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That's her boyfriend's
name, right?

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- Uh huh.

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- Okay.

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Well, I'll leave you be.

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Goodnight buddy.

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- Goodnight.

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- Lighten up, Francis.

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Good morning buddy.

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- I think to myself,

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if you had a fraction of a fraction of
a fraction of a fraction of my brain,

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you wouldn't make half the moves.
What are you doing?

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Put that away.
Those are the instructions.

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Okay, I'd rather you figure out
the hard way and die 10 times.

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That's embarrassing.
You can't put that out in the tournament.

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Why you throwing down?

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Does that make any sense?

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Does it make any sense?

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You tell him.

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Don't tell me you don't
know what you're doing.

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That works.

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Really?

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You're gonna put this out now?

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That's like making
your first move.

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It's better.

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We're better people
than chess players.

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- Open your eyes
and your brains,

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keep your mouth shut.

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You might learn something.

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Pause.

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Hi.

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- Hi.

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- What is this?

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Oh, Capitan, nice.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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I'm just kind of
discovering him now.

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- Oh yeah?

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- Yeah.

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- You know, he has
a trade paperback.

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You can get these issues plus a
few more and it'd be way cheaper.

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And it wouldn't
have that lame ass

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storyline of where he's
training his cousin in Thailand.

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That is a bullshit
shoehorn of a storyline.

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- Okay.

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You said trade,

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trade paperback?

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- Trade paperback, yeah,

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it's a collect, you know, okay.

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Here, I'll show you.

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- Okay.

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Thank you.

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- Clark.

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- No comments please.

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- Comments?

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- Yeah.

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Clark the clerk,

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Clark Kent,

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last train to Clarksville,

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Clark Clark, Dick Clark,
all the Clarks,

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all the every Clark,
I've heard them all.

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- Okay, okay.

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- So here, it's rather
impressive actually.

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I'm more of an individual
issue guy myself,

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but if you're
looking to catch up,

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it's a great one oh
one crash course.

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- Cool.

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- Oh, and you neglected to
pull the brothers issue.

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That's the introduction
of Kitt Vixxen.

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- Oh god, she's--

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- Ridiculously sexy, I know.

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- Yeah, she is.

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- No, no, she's--

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- Yeah.

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- Ah hah, here we go.

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Like I said, less expensive,

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none of that Thailand bull piss.

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- Oh yeah.

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Cool man, thanks.

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- Yeah, and plenty
of Kitt Vixxen,

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if you know what I mean.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah.

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- So what turned you on?

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- I beg your pardon?

273
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- To Captain Black,

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what turned you on?

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- Oh, oh, oh, you know,

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I don't know.

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It just kind of,

278
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,612
it just kind of fell
on my lap, you know.

279
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,980
- Oh, I love that.

280
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,114
I love it when guys your age

281
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,215
slash demographic

282
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,483
get into the good stuff.

283
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,618
- Nice, yeah.

284
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,954
Junior, I hope you don't mind.
I read some of those last night.

285
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,190
- Yeah?

286
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,392
What'd you think?
- I liked it, I liked it a lot.

287
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,660
But that Kitt Vixxen.

288
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,896
- She's banging, bro.

289
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,963
Smoking hot.

290
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,200
- Yeah, she's banging.

291
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,305
- Wait a minute, just
whoa, whoa, whoa.

292
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,573
Just look at you.

293
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,241
You blushing?

294
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,309
- What?

295
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,310
- Yeah, you're blushing.

296
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,645
You fucking pervert.
- What?

297
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,213
- You got a woodrow
for a comic book chick?

298
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,481
- No, I don't.

299
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,649
- Yes you do, you
frigging sicko.

300
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:58,817
- Please.

301
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,085
- I get it, I get it.

302
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,187
She's a smoke show.

303
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,321
But you understand,

304
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,423
she's not real, right?

305
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,158
I mean you're aware that
she's a piece of fiction.

306
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,159
- Yes, I aware of that.

307
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,828
I just like the cartoon.

308
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,895
- Comic.

309
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,996
- What?

310
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:12,997
- Comic.

311
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,549
- You said cartoon.

312
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,100
- Comic. I like the
comic, I like the comic.

313
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,435
Captain Black, he's,

314
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,603
he's

315
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,704
cool,

316
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,005
and righteous,

317
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,006
and tough.

318
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,174
He's,

319
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,175
he's dark,

320
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,577
but he's decent.

321
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,178
I like him.

322
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,179
I like him a lot.

323
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,180
- Cool.

324
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,215
- Yeah, it's cool, it's cool.

325
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,683
- Nice.
- Yeah.

326
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,451
- You still want to bang a
comic book chick character.

327
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,285
- Shut up.

328
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,286
Go to work.

329
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,855
Fix your tie.

330
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,523
- So, you're coming to my
Halloween party, right?

331
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,925
- Um, you know I haven't
really made up my mind yet.

332
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,427
- Come on.

333
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,928
It's classic.
We had like a hundred people last year.

334
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:44,929
- It's a thought.

335
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,231
- We can go together.

336
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,232
We can go as a couple,

337
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,533
cause I'm gonna be

338
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,934
strong caveman, and
you can be my Wilma.

339
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,703
- Your Wilma?

340
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,538
That's rich.

341
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,539
- Mikey, would you please

342
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,241
tell this young lady

343
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,042
that we would be
a perfect couple?

344
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,744
- Kris, darling,

345
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,279
I think you'd be
a wonderful Wilma,

346
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,548
whether or not you
want to be his Wilma

347
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,216
is entirely up to you.

348
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,217
- You could be our Barney.

349
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,218
It's perfect.

350
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,052
The three of us,

351
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:08,887
let's do it.

352
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,721
Let's go together.

353
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,555
- You going Mike?

354
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,422
- It's a thought.

355
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,324
It's a thought.
- Oh, is it?

356
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,393
- I'm considering the proposition.
- Okay.

357
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,127
I'll tell you what.

358
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,061
Mike goes,

359
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,963
I could be persuaded.

360
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,964
- Me?

361
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,166
- Yeah.

362
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,801
You bring class to
this band of heathens.

363
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:23,902
- What night?

364
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,136
- Saturday night.

365
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,038
Night off, no excuses.

366
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,307
- I'm in.

367
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,309
- You're in?

368
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,911
- Yeah, I'm in.

369
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:33,912
Why not.

370
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,113
But I'm not Barney.

371
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,114
- Awesome.

372
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:36,948
And,

373
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,916
and you?

374
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,617
- Well, if Mike is going,

375
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,753
I guess I can make
an appearance.

376
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:42,954
- That's what I'm talking about.

377
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:43,955
That's,

378
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:44,989
that's people helping people.

379
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,990
Fucking-A.

380
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:46,991
- Oh, fucking-A.

381
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,826
- Shots, three.

382
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,660
- Oh, shots.

383
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,594
- Shots.

384
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,495
Wait a minute.

385
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,496
- I'll ring them up, Jesus.

386
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,864
- Okay.

387
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:53,832
- Oh buddy.

388
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,101
Alright.

389
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,370
Yabba dabba doobie.

390
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,840
- Yabba dabba doobie.

391
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,285
- Hey Trace.

392
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,186
- Hey.

393
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,595
- Nice night.

394
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,363
- Yeah.

395
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,238
- Hey,

396
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,976
what happened to
your eye, I mean?

397
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:38,877
- Oh,

398
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,013
I fell off my bike.

399
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,149
- Sorry.

400
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,084
- Yeah.

401
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,325
- Didn't you,

402
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,497
didn't you fall off your
bike a couple months ago?

403
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,335
- You calling me clumsy, Mike?

404
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,270
- No.

405
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,738
No, I'm sorry, I,

406
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,240
goodnight.

407
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,378
- Hey.

408
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,279
- Yeah.

409
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,916
- Your shoe's untied.

410
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,865
- Life is precious.

411
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,266
Life is fragile.

412
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,703
Be your own ally.

413
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,738
Whoa.

414
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,546
This is awesome.

415
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,619
Life is precious.

416
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,021
Life is fragile.

417
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,659
Be your own ally.

418
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,861
Life

419
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,530
is precious.

420
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,932
Life is fragile.

421
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,602
Be your own ally.

422
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,108
Life--

423
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,044
- Son of a bitch.

424
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,881
- What the
fuck is wrong with you?

425
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,082
Are you friggin nuts?

426
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,485
Have you completely
lost your fucking mind?

427
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,790
- Oh shit.

428
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,116
Captain Black
rescues cat on roof.

429
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,151
Film at 11.

430
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,658
Gatito was stuck on the roof.

431
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,659
- Yeah.

432
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,927
- Yeah.

433
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,362
I got him down,
no problem though.

434
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,930
- Cool.

435
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,265
- I'll
tell you what,

436
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,133
it's going to be a real punk.

437
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,271
- So you're

438
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,574
just hanging out here then?

439
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,777
I'm gonna give the cat some tuna

440
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,012
if you want to help.

441
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,013
- I'm fine.

442
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,314
Thanks.

443
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,348
- Okay.

444
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,249
Okay.

445
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,555
- Hey Mike.

446
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,789
- Yeah.

447
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,892
- Do you have any
brothers or sisters?

448
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,799
- Yeah I do.

449
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,201
I have a sister.

450
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,070
We,

451
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,340
we don't really

452
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,975
talk to each other.

453
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,711
- How come?

454
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,582
- Yeah, it's a long story.

455
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,751
- That's too bad.

456
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,652
- Yeah.

457
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,225
- So why are you
dressed like that?

458
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,326
- Oh, this is just a thing.

459
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,261
I'm going to a party.

460
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,997
I was just trying
it on for size.

461
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,398
- Cool.

462
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,001
- So everything's okay then?

463
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,703
- Yeah.

464
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,338
- Yeah?

465
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,739
- Yeah.

466
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,507
- Okay.

467
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,744
Alright, amigo.

468
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,279
I'll leave you be.

469
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,248
- See ya.

470
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,450
- Hey, Austin,

471
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,187
be your own ally.

472
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,889
You ever hear that expression?

473
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,558
- No.

474
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,860
- Pretty cool, though, huh.

475
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,862
- I guess.

476
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,097
- I'll see you.

477
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,133
- Something low cut,
you know what I mean,

478
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,035
but you should see what the
chicks wear to this party.

479
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,237
It's like everything's hot.

480
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,238
The zombie's hot.

481
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,239
The nurse's hot.

482
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,274
The kitty cat's hot.

483
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,808
Astronaut's freaking nuts.

484
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,143
- It's cool man, cool.

485
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,878
- Yeah, yeah.

486
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,979
What are you wearing?

487
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,214
- I got something in mind.

488
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,049
- Well don't half ass it, buddy.

489
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,217
This is serious.

490
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,418
- Okay, I like my chances.

491
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,953
- Alright, I love that spirit.

492
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,288
- Hey.

493
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,555
I got a birthday.

494
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,625
- Time to shine.

495
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,400
♪ Happy birthday ♪

496
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,769
It's a fucking Halloween party.

497
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,237
Everyone's gonna be dressed up.

498
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,204
No problem.

499
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,142
Whiskey.

500
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,436
Oh shit.

501
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,442
Oh fuck me.

502
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:30,848
Oh fart.

503
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,018
Come on.

504
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,520
Son of a bitch.

505
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,667
- It's a cool outfit, bro.

506
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,068
- Thanks, Andre.

507
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,974
- Faggot.

508
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,273
♪ Turn it up ♪

509
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,208
♪ So everybody knows ♪

510
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,010
♪ That I got the good thing ♪

511
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,279
♪ I'll show you how it goes ♪

512
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,381
♪ Turn me loose ♪

513
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,016
♪ Til sweat drips
down my shoes ♪

514
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,452
- This is Marshmallow,
she's a rescue.

515
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,289
- Second, let me guess.

516
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,224
♪ Know where to find me ♪

517
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,526
It looks like I know him,

518
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,961
but I don't know him.

519
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,862
Are you,

520
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,899
no, no, god, I'm so close.

521
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,300
- You'll get it.

522
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,802
♪ Music's hot ♪

523
00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,204
- I'm not happy about this.

524
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,039
But I'm telling you,
unless I die early,

525
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,708
and I'm gonna be one of those
people wearing adult diapers.

526
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,310
- Oh, is that a
banana in your pocket?

527
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,045
- It's as if the green peppers

528
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,213
are the Paul,

529
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,282
and the red peppers
are the John,

530
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,883
and the gold peppers

531
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,785
are the George.

532
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,787
- But what about Ringo?

533
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,822
- Ringo?

534
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:20,391
Ringo, Ringo.

535
00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:21,559
Orange.

536
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,893
Orange peppers.

537
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,763
I don't know if Ringo
even gets a pepper.

538
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,398
- Poor Ringo.

539
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,399
Hey, it's the walrus.

540
00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,234
- These guys here though,

541
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,070
in between the peppers,

542
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,139
that's Yoko.

543
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:36,340
- Okay.

544
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,175
- I'll take you back to my cave.

545
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,677
- I want to do something

546
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:40,744
bigger,

547
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:41,979
something better.

548
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,180
- What do you mean?

549
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,149
You're great at what you do.

550
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,117
- No, no, but I want to be more than just a waiter.
- Okay.

551
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,419
Well what do you want to do?

552
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,287
♪ Go funk yourself ♪

553
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,922
- That's just it, I don't know.

554
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,291
- Jesus, did you
hear about that?

555
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,427
Dude, he broke his
fucking collar bone

556
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,429
in a goddamn massage parlor.

557
00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,464
Yeah, like over a
rub and tug place,

558
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,600
you know what I mean.

559
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,269
Cause his feet were
all oily, right.

560
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,837
And then after the happy ending,

561
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,005
he just like hops off the table

562
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,707
and breaks his
fucking collarbone.

563
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,141
- Jesus.

564
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,376
- The best part

565
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,878
he had to lie to
his wife about it

566
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,846
because he can't just
tell her that he broke

567
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,548
his clavicle in some
Chinatown rub and tug

568
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,782
after getting a hand-o.

569
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,885
- What did he tell her?

570
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,520
- He told her that
he was playing hoops

571
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,621
at the YMCA.

572
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,626
- I didn't even know
he played basketball.

573
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,200
- Mike, I'm so drunk.

574
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,372
- Listen, we're nouns.

575
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,141
Not pronouns.

576
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,509
I mean all nouns, man.

577
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,411
We're fucking homo sapiens.

578
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,415
And we're all gonna die.

579
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,917
♪ With you downtown ♪

580
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,786
We're all gonna die.

581
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,654
I'm sorry, I don't mean to bring it
down, but we're all gonna die.

582
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,156
We're all gonna be
in this together.

583
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:02,059
♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪

584
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,827
♪ Yeah you give it to me ♪

585
00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,195
- I got it.

586
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,664
You're that guy.

587
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,333
You're the guy from TV. You
dressed like the guy

588
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,834
from all those commercials.

589
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:11,902
- Nailed it.

590
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,405
- Brilliant.

591
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,106
Absolutely brilliant.

592
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,009
♪ My eyes on the road ♪

593
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,010
- Alright, one,

594
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,211
I'm not gonna,

595
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,680
I'm not gonna use my
cellphone at a urinal.

596
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,681
- Yes.

597
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:24,682
- No freaking way, right.

598
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,683
- No.

599
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,917
- Alright, second thing.

600
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,019
I'm not gonna put
ketchup on a hotdog.

601
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:32,056
I mean come on, that's childish.

602
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,363
He's leaving.

603
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,864
- LA proved too
much for the man.

604
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,800
So maybe he wasn't around.

605
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,401
You know what I mean.

606
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:47,104
Like maybe he doesn't
need the constant reminder

607
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,939
it didn't pan out.

608
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:49,840
Cause,

609
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,543
cause he's quitting.

610
00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:53,911
Like he's turning tail.

611
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,212
And she's just
going to jump on a

612
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,580
midnight train to
Georgia to, what?

613
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:57,715
Right, right,

614
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,049
to rub it in?

615
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,853
Be a constant echo of
his failure and regret?

616
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,055
I don't know.

617
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,457
I know I don't need
that shit, right.

618
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,192
Stay your ass in LA.

619
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,261
♪ Doing to me ♪

620
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,330
♪ Take me to church ♪

621
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,969
- Do you know what word
is dramatically underused?

622
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,304
- Dastardly?

623
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,305
- Close.

624
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,373
Rapscallion.

625
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,909
Do not come.

626
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,185
♪ You are sleeping ♪

627
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,655
♪ At half past three ♪

628
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,024
♪ But I know you know girl ♪

629
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,426
♪ A man's got his knees ♪

630
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,029
♪ So I get that feeling ♪

631
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,598
♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪

632
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,267
♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪

633
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,003
♪ And you know what it means ♪

634
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,506
♪ I get that feeling ♪

635
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,941
♪ You give it to me ♪

636
00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,943
♪ I get that ♪

637
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:04,481
♪ The girl is bad ♪

638
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,649
♪ From her to choke ♪

639
00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:06,950
♪ You know that she's the shit ♪

640
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:10,954
♪ The way she moves at night ♪

641
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,122
♪ The girl is bad ♪

642
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,724
♪ You ever need ♪

643
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:17,695
♪ Please tell me that
you want me baby ♪

644
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:18,962
- Well hello.

645
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,264
- Hello to you.

646
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,201
- Hello.

647
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,703
- You already said that.

648
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,338
♪ I want a good thing ♪

649
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,373
- Good evening.

650
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,708
- Good evening.

651
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,744
- I couldn't help but notice.

652
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,846
- Oh captain, my captain.

653
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:36,747
- Um.

654
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,349
- Captain Black?

655
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,984
- Oh yes, of course.

656
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,053
Yes I am, I am that.

657
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:43,954
- Well.

658
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,657
♪ She said she do ♪

659
00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:48,759
- You look just fine.

660
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:49,893
♪ She says she love me ♪

661
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,161
♪ But I don't believe her ♪

662
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,696
- And you're Kitt.

663
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,431
- Damn skippy, I'm Kitt.

664
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,566
- Whoa,

665
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,467
you look

666
00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,769
just great.

667
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,170
- Well thank you.

668
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,371
- Really, really.

669
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,272
- No way.

670
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,578
You guys look so cool.

671
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,846
The black Captain, right,

672
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,180
and Kitt Vickie?

673
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,248
- Well.

674
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,249
- You know it.

675
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,517
- So awesome.

676
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,052
Let's get a selfie.

677
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:15,953
What.

678
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:22,459
Oh my god, this looks so good.

679
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,461
Here, put in your numbers
and I'll text it to you.

680
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,963
- I don't really text.

681
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,264
- Old school.

682
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,365
That's so sweet.

683
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,467
Comic book nerds are so sweet.

684
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,036
My girlfriend is so
into comic books.

685
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,738
I got to show her you two.

686
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,240
She's gonna freak the fuck out.

687
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,374
Where is she?

688
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,709
Have you seen her?

689
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:40,077
She's dressed up as a cowgirl.

690
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,979
I wanted her to
go as Wonder Woman

691
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,947
cause she looks way
hot as Wonder Woman.

692
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,382
But she didn't want to

693
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,884
cause she says she's
done it too many times

694
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,786
and she'd be pissed if there
was another Wonder Woman here.

695
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,087
Blah, blah.

696
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,387
Cause you don't want
to be the same person

697
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,389
as someone else, right.

698
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,624
Unless there's like
a zillion people here

699
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,058
and the odds are
just way too much.

700
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,927
Oh, where is she?

701
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,329
Oh well, I lost her.

702
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,464
It's okay.

703
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:01,498
Oops.

704
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,635
Look at you two.

705
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,004
You guys are the best couple.

706
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,639
Wait.

707
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,807
Wait right here.

708
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,408
I'm getting my cowgirl

709
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,743
and we're all doing shots.

710
00:30:12,745 --> 00:30:13,744
Don't move.

711
00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:14,645
- Okay.

712
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:17,247
♪ I want to ♪

713
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,448
- She said we make
a good couple.

714
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,517
- Yeah, yeah, that's a--

715
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,355
- Do you like what you see?

716
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,356
- Yes I do.

717
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,798
- You know what though,

718
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,366
I bet I'd look even
better over there

719
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,970
on the other side
of these lights.

720
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,039
- Oh well then,

721
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,308
we should go investigate.

722
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,554
- So how are the kids?

723
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,326
- Fuck.

724
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,027
Kids are lonely man.

725
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:15,405
♪ To the millionaires why ♪

726
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:19,676
♪ We rocking to the stage ♪

727
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,579
♪ I wouldn't know ♪

728
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,830
- Well,

729
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:41,932
this

730
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,202
seems cozy.

731
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,837
- Uh huh.

732
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,620
- This is crazy,
this right here.

733
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,422
- Don't you like it?

734
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,390
- Yeah, I like it.

735
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,524
But I don't even know your name.

736
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,594
- Just shut up and kiss me.

737
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,095
- Okay.

738
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,230
Take off your mask.

739
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:14,131
- No.

740
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:16,633
- There it is.

741
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,601
Right here.

742
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,144
You sure you're okay with this?

743
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,812
- Yes, I'm okay with this.
- Okay.

744
00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:36,553
- You sure?

745
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:37,554
- Yes.

746
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,455
Yes.

747
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,168
- Oh my god.

748
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:54,404
Fuck.

749
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:23,734
Oh my god.

750
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,504
My god.

751
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,107
Wow.

752
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,442
You,

753
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,810
you, you, you are,

754
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,445
you are incredible.

755
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,613
You're incredible.

756
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,283
- So you are you
captain, my captain.

757
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:41,184
- I don't,

758
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,188
what's your name?

759
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:47,824
- Kitt Vixxen.

760
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,528
- Okay, funny.

761
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,031
Funny, funny, funny.

762
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,066
My name's Mike.

763
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,368
What's your real name?

764
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,636
- My what?

765
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,904
- What.

766
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,806
What's your alter ego?

767
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,743
- You know, I'm thirsty.

768
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:10,547
I'm gonna go get a drink.

769
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,548
- Okay.

770
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,449
- Yeah.

771
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:30,667
- Okay.

772
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,440
Alright.

773
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,077
What the fuck just happened?

774
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,185
Yabba dabba dooie.

775
00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:55,092
♪ She drove off to Chino ♪

776
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:57,594
♪ As she done me wrong ♪

777
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,296
♪ Gonna jump in the lake ♪

778
00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,531
♪ As our cannon ball ♪

779
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,433
♪ With things get to fake ♪

780
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:07,304
♪ I pull back the skin ♪

781
00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:11,374
♪ Poor me ♪

782
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:16,313
♪ Poor me ♪

783
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,981
♪ Poor me ♪

784
00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,842
♪ Poor me ♪

785
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,394
Did I fucking dream that?

786
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,202
Nope.

787
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:14,104
I did not.

788
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,340
- I got a birthday.

789
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:21,511
- Yabba

790
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,413
dabba do.

791
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,515
- No guacamole.

792
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,452
- Captain Black.

793
00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:30,687
Captain Black.

794
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,393
♪ If you're ever in danger ♪

795
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:39,362
♪ There's no need to hide ♪

796
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,399
♪ For there's dark stranger ♪

797
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,635
♪ Who will stand by your side ♪

798
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,905
♪ He's a leader of justice ♪

799
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,142
♪ Leader of the pack ♪

800
00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:55,478
♪ They call him the captain ♪

801
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,215
♪ Captain Black ♪

802
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,930
♪ He will right
every wrong here ♪

803
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:17,400
♪ He will take a stand ♪

804
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:20,503
♪ He will always
be strong dear ♪

805
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:23,506
♪ For his fellow man ♪

806
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:26,843
♪ He'll run through a desert ♪

807
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,946
♪ Crawl through hell and back ♪

808
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,049
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

809
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,586
♪ Captain Black ♪

810
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,522
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

811
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:42,692
♪ Captain Black ♪

812
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:45,695
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

813
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:50,767
♪ Captain ♪

814
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,470
♪ Black ♪

815
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:12,722
♪ I'm feeling good ♪

816
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,991
♪ I'm feeling fine ♪

817
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:20,063
♪ Thinking of you ♪

818
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,132
♪ Fine ♪

819
00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,569
I'm going for a fucking run.

820
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,805
I'm going.

821
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,839
I'm going.

822
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:30,807
I'm going.

823
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,286
Oh fuck.

824
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,621
Holy shit.

825
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,522
Oh my god.

826
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:50,994
Jesus.

827
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,130
Good luck with this shit.

828
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,031
Fuck me.

829
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,767
Holy hell.

830
00:38:58,270 --> 00:38:59,936
Holy hell.

831
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:00,837
Oh my God.

832
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,316
- Yo.

833
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,351
Sarge.

834
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:15,318
- Yo.

835
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,353
- There he is.

836
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,605
What's up sergeant?

837
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,856
- Good evening.
- Was I right, or was I fucking right?

838
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,959
- You were, you were
absolutely right.

839
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,462
Yes. - I tried to clean up
for like three hours straight,

840
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:28,298
didn't even make a dent in the place.
- That was, that was.

841
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,532
- Yeah, off the charts.

842
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,867
It's the best party ever.

843
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,235
- Off the charts,

844
00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:33,536
off the chain,

845
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,537
off the rails,

846
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,705
off the hook.

847
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,006
Why were you
calling me sergeant?

848
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,308
- That's who you were, right?

849
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:39,342
Sergeant Blackstar or
something like that?

850
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,377
- No, no, no, no,

851
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,378
captain, Captain Black.

852
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,679
- Ah, right, right, right.

853
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,748
- Well thank you very
much for inviting me

854
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,082
and talking me into that.

855
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,317
I had a blast man.

856
00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:48,819
That was a blast.

857
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,320
- Dude, I'm just happy you came.
That was awesome.

858
00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:51,321
Did you get wasted?

859
00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:53,656
- No, I had a couple beers.
- Yeah.

860
00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:54,691
Did you meet any felines?

861
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:55,892
- Felines?

862
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,061
I was gonna ask you.

863
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,129
There was a,

864
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,231
there was a Kitt Vixxen there.

865
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,500
- Yeah. There were a lot
of vixens there, dude.

866
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,734
- No, no, no, no.

867
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,369
Kitt Vixxen is a character

868
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:07,771
from the same comic as me,

869
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,005
as Captain Black.

870
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,557
- No.

871
00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:12,108
I don't know man.
I was like three shades of shitfaced.

872
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,377
- So you don't know who she was?
- No, sorry.

873
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:15,445
- I figured.

874
00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:19,115
- I mean did you get her info?

875
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,184
- No, no, no, she split
before I even got her name.

876
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,986
- She smoking?

877
00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:25,889
- Grass?

878
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:27,190
- No, not smoking
grass, whatever.

879
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,725
Everybody was smoking.

880
00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,026
No, smoking hot.

881
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,194
- Oh yeah, oh god yes.

882
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,195
Oh, that smoking.

883
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,229
Yes very much so.

884
00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:35,098
Very much so smoking.

885
00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:37,434
- Okay.

886
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:38,435
So you hook up?

887
00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:39,436
Did you hook up?

888
00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,804
Did you?

889
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,572
You did, didn't you.

890
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:43,873
Good.

891
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,208
Dude, I need details.

892
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,476
- No, I don't do details.

893
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,343
- Ripoff.

894
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,712
- Yo, caveman.

895
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,381
That drink order up.

896
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,550
Oh, hi Mike.

897
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,002
- Oh hey, Kris.

898
00:40:55,003 --> 00:40:56,453
- Hot plates coming through.
- Recovering?

899
00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:57,287
- Recovering from the party?

900
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,254
- Uh huh.

901
00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,489
- No, I'm good, I'm good.

902
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,723
I went for a jog actually.
- Oh.

903
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,091
Had to sweat off that girl

904
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,059
with the cat ears

905
00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,627
and that tight body suit, huh.

906
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,895
- What?

907
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,914
- I saw you talking
to that hottie.

908
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:09,932
Hey Flintstones, these drinks aren't
gonna make themselves. - I'm on it.

909
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,434
- Do you know her?

910
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,769
- No, I never saw her before.

911
00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:14,437
She's pretty.

912
00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:15,438
- Yeah.

913
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,439
- What's her name?

914
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:18,141
- Good question.

915
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,577
- No name?

916
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,578
Scandalous.

917
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,146
- Okay, I'll be in the office.

918
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,482
- Alright man,
but I want the skinny on the shit dude.

919
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,916
I'm not pussyfooting around.

920
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,918
I want the real nitty gritty.

921
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:06,556
- Happy Thanksgiving.

922
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,766
I got you a cornucopia.

923
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:21,905
They're giving them
away at the store.

924
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,142
There you go.

925
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,113
Here you go.

926
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,818
Here I go.

927
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:01,578
Happy Thanksgiving.

928
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,927
I would have invited Brie,

929
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,167
I'm sure they have plans.

930
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,455
- He said he was
playing basketball.

931
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,923
Hoops he said.

932
00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:48,725
But you know, I'm not
buying that for a second.

933
00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,393
Basketball?

934
00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:51,594
- What makes you say that?

935
00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:55,098
- Well he hasn't played
basketball for ages.

936
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,000
And the YMCA?

937
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,969
Like I'm not even sure that he
still has a YMCA membership.

938
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,170
- But why would he lie?

939
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,239
I mean like who
lies about the YMCA?

940
00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,440
- Exactly.

941
00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,475
This is so--

942
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:07,844
- It's so.

943
00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:09,612
I don't know.

944
00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:10,847
I smell a rat.

945
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:14,684
- Hey, I got a birthday.

946
00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:16,019
- Oh thank god.

947
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,259
- Alright, you guys ready or
what motherfuckers? Fuck yes.

948
00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:24,527
Fuck yes.

949
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,763
We'll light it there,
we'll light it there.

950
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,106
♪ Happy birthday ♪

951
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,208
♪ Pochita ♪

952
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,611
♪ Birthday party is for you ♪

953
00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:42,612
♪ Happy birthday ♪

954
00:44:42,614 --> 00:44:44,981
♪ To our amiga ♪

955
00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,616
♪ Happy birthday is to you ♪

956
00:44:46,618 --> 00:44:47,617
♪ Babaloo ♪

957
00:45:03,635 --> 00:45:04,701
- Thank you.

958
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:09,872
- Yes, of course.

959
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:10,973
Yes.

960
00:45:10,975 --> 00:45:11,874
Thank you.

961
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,345
Happy birthday.

962
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:17,413
- Thank you.

963
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,849
Birthdays,

964
00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,584
birthdays are great.

965
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,954
- Thank you.

966
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,425
- What's your name?

967
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:30,426
- Maria.

968
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:32,495
- Happy birthday, Maria.

969
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,298
- Thank you.

970
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,568
- My name's Mike.

971
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,604
My name's Mike.

972
00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:44,841
- Okay, well, thanks Mike.

973
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:45,908
- Of course.

974
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:48,945
- Great.

975
00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:51,314
- Cheesecake's on the house.

976
00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,751
- Thank you.

977
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,986
- That's very sweet.

978
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:03,326
- They don't make cheesecake
the way they used to.

979
00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:07,196
Well.

980
00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:09,866
Happy birthday again.

981
00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:11,434
- Thank you again.

982
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:16,472
- So how old are you anyway?

983
00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:19,308
- 17.

984
00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:20,376
- That's right.

985
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,111
No more sweet 16.

986
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,813
- And
never been kissed.

987
00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:25,281
- Quiet.

988
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,627
- You okay boss?

989
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,023
- Yes?

990
00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:10,526
- Mike?

991
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:11,527
- Yes.

992
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,362
- Are you okay?

993
00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:14,964
- Yeah, I'm
good, I'm good.

994
00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:17,366
I got a little queasy.

995
00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:18,267
I'm sorry.

996
00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,471
- Can I come in?

997
00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:25,541
- Of course,
yeah, I'm sorry.

998
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:40,356
- You okay Mike?

999
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,390
- I'm good.

1000
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,726
I just got a little queasy.

1001
00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:47,897
- Do you know
what times it is?

1002
00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:48,898
- Time?

1003
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:49,799
No, why?

1004
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:52,935
- Mike.

1005
00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:55,137
- It's after 11.

1006
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,974
That's fine.

1007
00:47:57,976 --> 00:47:59,475
- Mike, we haven't seen you

1008
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,377
for two fucking hours.

1009
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,981
I have been doing
all of your shit.

1010
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:05,982
Counting drops,

1011
00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:06,983
cutting people,

1012
00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,217
checking the side work,

1013
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,819
what the fuck are
you doing down here?

1014
00:48:09,821 --> 00:48:11,254
- I'm sorry.

1015
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:12,321
- It's okay.

1016
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,290
I'm fine.

1017
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,359
Everything's fine.

1018
00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:17,560
But are you okay?

1019
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:18,561
- I'm good.

1020
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,462
I'm good.

1021
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,800
- Are you sick?

1022
00:48:25,837 --> 00:48:26,903
- Yeah, you know I did.

1023
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,337
I got sick.

1024
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,772
I was.

1025
00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,107
But it's over now.

1026
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,008
- Michael.

1027
00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:36,512
What the hell is going on?

1028
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:37,747
- Can we talk?

1029
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,082
- Of course.

1030
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:40,983
- Okay.

1031
00:48:48,026 --> 00:48:48,925
- Well?

1032
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,260
- The what?

1033
00:48:52,864 --> 00:48:55,031
- Do you want to talk?

1034
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,132
- Oh Jesus yes.

1035
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,133
Can we?

1036
00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:58,134
Can we?

1037
00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,201
That would be great.

1038
00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:00,603
- So let's talk.

1039
00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,139
- Yeah, okay.

1040
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,040
Only--

1041
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,243
- Only what?

1042
00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,644
- Only,

1043
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:09,912
not right now.

1044
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:11,480
Can we talk later?

1045
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,150
- You know we can Mike.

1046
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,986
- Yeah, like maybe tomorrow.

1047
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,654
- Tomorrow is fine.

1048
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:20,656
- Okay.

1049
00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:21,924
- Okay.

1050
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,401
- Fuck, holy shit.

1051
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,235
Is everything okay out there?

1052
00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:35,404
- Everything is fine.

1053
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:36,405
- Oh my god.

1054
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:37,473
- I took care of everything.

1055
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,574
- It's 11:11, is everyone gone?

1056
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:39,575
- Everyone but Jake.

1057
00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:41,444
He's just closed up.

1058
00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:42,645
But you need to lock up.

1059
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:43,646
You do know that, right?

1060
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:44,647
- Yeah, of course.

1061
00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:45,648
Of course.

1062
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:46,482
Of course.

1063
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,316
- Okay.

1064
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,217
- Okay.

1065
00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:51,587
- So you're gonna,

1066
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,089
you gonna be alright?

1067
00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,790
I can leave you alone?

1068
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,292
Okay.

1069
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:57,293
- Of course.

1070
00:49:57,295 --> 00:49:58,828
I'll go with you.

1071
00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:02,598
So Kris.

1072
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,499
- Mike.

1073
00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:06,969
- Tomorrow.

1074
00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:08,004
- Tomorrow.

1075
00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:10,973
- We'll talk.

1076
00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,541
- Of course, babe.

1077
00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,678
We can talk about
anything you like, okay.

1078
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,279
I'm here for you.

1079
00:50:17,281 --> 00:50:21,217
We can talk now if you'd like.

1080
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,184
- Tomorrow.

1081
00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:26,455
I'll buy you a drink.

1082
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:29,625
- After tonight,
you owe me a bottle.

1083
00:50:39,971 --> 00:50:42,238
♪ Yabba dabba doobie ♪

1084
00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:46,809
- Hey,
I got a birthday.

1085
00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:53,382
- That's right,
no more sweet 16.

1086
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,886
- Scandalous.

1087
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,759
- That's a
cool outfit bro.

1088
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:07,163
- Do you
like what you see?

1089
00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:22,545
- Oh my god.

1090
00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:24,013
So good.

1091
00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:25,214
Here, put in your numbers

1092
00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:26,415
and I'll text it to you.

1093
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,917
- Oh, I don't normally text.

1094
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,085
- Old school.

1095
00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:30,619
That's so sweet.

1096
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:20,169
♪ I ♪

1097
00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:25,241
♪ Know how to hit the road ♪

1098
00:52:26,077 --> 00:52:30,179
♪ Know how to go it alone ♪

1099
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,815
♪ Down some dark ♪

1100
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:37,887
♪ Highway ♪

1101
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,858
♪ But I ♪

1102
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:47,930
♪ I ain't been here before ♪

1103
00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:54,503
♪ Some southern bound platform ♪

1104
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,339
♪ My love gone away ♪

1105
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,274
- Good morning.

1106
00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,175
- Morning.

1107
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:05,714
♪ It's like somebody else
is at the wheel driving ♪

1108
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:08,317
♪ 500 tons of steel ♪

1109
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:13,389
♪ And that's as half
as heavy as my heart ♪

1110
00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:22,398
♪ And I ♪

1111
00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:27,436
♪ Can hear the trains cry ♪

1112
00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:31,640
♪ Now I finally know why ♪

1113
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:35,411
♪ It's the most lonesome ♪

1114
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:40,482
♪ Sound ♪

1115
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:44,653
♪ Yeah I ♪

1116
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:49,725
♪ I know why the trains cry ♪

1117
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:54,330
♪ They're leaving with goodbye ♪

1118
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:58,234
♪ They can't just turn around ♪

1119
00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:08,177
♪ This ♪

1120
00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:13,249
♪ This is the life I picked ♪

1121
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:18,520
♪ And this is the
love I can give ♪

1122
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,692
♪ But it's always
heading out of town ♪

1123
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:29,798
♪ Yeah, somebody else
is at the wheel ♪

1124
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,636
♪ Timed like a thief
coming and stealing ♪

1125
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:37,873
♪ Take me away from
where you are ♪

1126
00:55:03,234 --> 00:55:04,133
- Hi.

1127
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:06,635
- Hey.

1128
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,907
- Nice day.

1129
00:55:14,245 --> 00:55:15,511
- Yeah.

1130
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,317
- So.

1131
00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:22,651
- Yeah?

1132
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:31,860
- So I don't really know what
to, to say here.

1133
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:34,029
- I don't either.

1134
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,268
- That was nuts.

1135
00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:41,236
- Yep.

1136
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,407
- That was just crazy.

1137
00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:48,610
That whole night.

1138
00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:51,180
Really.

1139
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:53,782
Everything that night,
that kind of thing doesn't

1140
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:55,851
happen to me or with me.

1141
00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:02,024
I just, I don't do that

1142
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:03,258
kind of thing.

1143
00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:06,095
Do you?

1144
00:56:07,298 --> 00:56:08,130
- No.

1145
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:13,969
- That's great.

1146
00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:15,637
I mean that's cool.

1147
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,409
You just seem so-

1148
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:21,310
- So what?

1149
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,113
- I don't know, so

1150
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,116
smooth,

1151
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,653
experienced,

1152
00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:32,755
self-assured.

1153
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:37,059
And I just wondered if maybe

1154
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,428
you know,

1155
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,830
this wasn't something
new for you.

1156
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,065
- Well it was.

1157
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:46,802
- You and me both.

1158
00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:52,174
- So.

1159
00:56:57,848 --> 00:56:59,682
- So.

1160
00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:01,517
- So do you have any
questions for me?

1161
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,451
- Questions?

1162
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:03,352
No.

1163
00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:06,422
No, I just,

1164
00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:10,259
I just hope we're cool.

1165
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,096
Are we?

1166
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,498
- Are we cool?

1167
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,767
- Yeah, are we?

1168
00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:21,537
- Look,

1169
00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:26,041
I'm late.

1170
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:29,211
- Okay.

1171
00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,479
I'm sorry, I don't
want to keep you.

1172
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,080
I just wanted to talk.

1173
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,715
- No.

1174
00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:35,117
No, I'm late.

1175
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,385
- Okay, that's fine.

1176
00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:38,253
I'll just, take care
of yourself I guess.

1177
00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:39,154
- Mike.

1178
00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:41,890
I'm late.

1179
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,796
- Oh Jesus Christ.

1180
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:48,997
- Yeah.

1181
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:58,540
- Okay, so
how do we,

1182
00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:04,313
how do you want to
proceed?

1183
00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:07,816
- I don't know.

1184
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:09,918
- How can I help?

1185
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,688
- I don't know, I don't know.

1186
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,424
Okay, this is new to me.

1187
00:58:15,426 --> 00:58:17,693
Kind of new waters, you know.

1188
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,661
- Of course, of course.

1189
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:26,034
- Well have you,

1190
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,104
have you

1191
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:31,006
considered

1192
00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:34,510
what are you considering?

1193
00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:36,879
- I have no clue.

1194
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:42,017
This is not what I had in mind,

1195
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,186
not what I had in
mind that night,

1196
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,154
not what I had in mind
for my life for right now.

1197
00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,992
Okay, this was not a part
of the plan, you know.

1198
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,627
- I understand.

1199
00:58:54,465 --> 00:58:57,332
- I mean I can't have a kid.

1200
00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,233
Right now?

1201
00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:03,138
Are you fucking kidding me?

1202
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,039
No way.

1203
00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:10,078
But I can't tell
my parents either.

1204
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,713
They'd pitch a fit.

1205
00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:19,388
This is just so fucked up.

1206
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,357
This was not supposed
to happen to me,

1207
00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,592
not like this.

1208
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,731
- Have you looked into a,

1209
00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,667
a procedure?

1210
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:36,204
- I need to get my
parent's permission

1211
00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,173
in order to get an abortion.

1212
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:39,875
Unless I want to go see a judge.

1213
00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:42,277
And that's not gonna happen.

1214
00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:44,846
- Well what about me?

1215
00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:46,381
Can I help?

1216
00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,016
- You?

1217
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:50,185
Help, seriously?

1218
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,887
You're my fucking
statutory rapist,

1219
00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:54,089
what the hell can you do?

1220
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,059
You've done quite
enough already,

1221
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,460
don't you think.

1222
01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,097
- Right.

1223
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,032
Right.

1224
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,170
- I'm sorry.

1225
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,439
Okay, I'm just,

1226
01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,709
I'm just kind of freaking
out over here, you know.

1227
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:14,776
- Oh I know.

1228
01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:17,045
Trust me, I know.

1229
01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,217
- Look, I got to go.

1230
01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:23,986
- So Maria--

1231
01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:25,053
- Yes, Mike?

1232
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:32,628
- This is all pretty
delicate, you know.

1233
01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:35,163
I mean--

1234
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:37,966
- I get it.

1235
01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:41,603
- I mean I want to be
there for you, but--

1236
01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,071
- I know.

1237
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:44,673
- This.

1238
01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:45,907
- It's okay.

1239
01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:46,742
You just can't right now.

1240
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,310
I get it.

1241
01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:51,780
- Do you have someone,

1242
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,582
do you have someone to help you?

1243
01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:55,017
- I'm a big girl.

1244
01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:57,853
I'll be fine on my own.

1245
01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:01,423
And Mike,

1246
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:04,159
you,

1247
01:01:05,596 --> 01:01:06,495
you were

1248
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:08,997
good

1249
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,833
as Captain Black.

1250
01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:14,936
See ya.

1251
01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:30,352
- Oh my god.

1252
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,702
Lord help me.

1253
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,344
- Hello?

1254
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:57,212
- Hi.

1255
01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:18,366
Hi.

1256
01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:19,568
- Hi.

1257
01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:22,738
Well come in.

1258
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:25,240
- Thanks.

1259
01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:40,722
- Can I get you some
water or something?

1260
01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:41,723
- No, thanks.

1261
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:42,624
I'm fine

1262
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:46,962
- Oh, sit down I guess.

1263
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:53,435
- Give it to me.

1264
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:54,936
- No mine.

1265
01:02:56,473 --> 01:02:58,273
- Just give me a minute.

1266
01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,708
- Mine, give it to me.

1267
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:00,742
- Mine.

1268
01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,277
Mine, give it to me.

1269
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,213
- Hey, no, no, don't.

1270
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,915
Uncle Mike is here

1271
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,383
and I need to talk to him

1272
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:10,085
in private for a minute.

1273
01:03:10,086 --> 01:03:11,786
So just give me a second, okay.
I'll be back.

1274
01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:35,110
- The place looks great.

1275
01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:36,011
- Thanks.

1276
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,248
- How are the kids?

1277
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,483
- Mike.

1278
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:49,624
- You know, this year
would have been their

1279
01:03:49,626 --> 01:03:52,260
50th wedding anniversary.

1280
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,995
- I'm aware of that.

1281
01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,302
- Do you remember,

1282
01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:03,138
remember a long time ago,

1283
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,539
I told you that,

1284
01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:08,844
that we should see
each other more often.

1285
01:04:10,848 --> 01:04:12,714
I was afraid that

1286
01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:13,682
when we did

1287
01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:17,752
that it would be bad.

1288
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:20,956
It would be because
of something bad.

1289
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,057
Do you remember that?

1290
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,625
- I remember that.

1291
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,864
- This might be bad.

1292
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,838
- Okay.

1293
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,907
- I might be in trouble.

1294
01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:41,042
- Okay.

1295
01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:44,212
- I met a girl, and

1296
01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:48,884
I think she might be pregnant.

1297
01:04:49,853 --> 01:04:50,752
- Okay.

1298
01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:53,555
- The thing is,

1299
01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:56,524
when we met,

1300
01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:57,559
she didn't,

1301
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:03,164
I never asked her

1302
01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:06,902
how old she was.

1303
01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,039
- What?

1304
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,674
- And I--

1305
01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:15,176
- Oh my god, what
the fuck, Mike?

1306
01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:18,546
- I thought about what happened to you.
- What the fuck are you saying?

1307
01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:19,447
- That I felt awful.

1308
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,049
- You felt awful?

1309
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,367
- I did.

1310
01:05:22,368 --> 01:05:23,684
I felt awful.
Of course I felt awful.

1311
01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:25,754
- How can you come in my house with
this and you tell me to feel bad?

1312
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:26,454
- I'm sorry.

1313
01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,856
- You tell me this.

1314
01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,257
- I didn't know what to do.
- You abandoned me, Mike.

1315
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,525
You just left me.

1316
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,394
I was horrified
and I felt alone,

1317
01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:33,862
and you just left me.

1318
01:05:33,864 --> 01:05:34,863
- I didn't know.

1319
01:05:34,865 --> 01:05:35,864
I didn't know what to do.

1320
01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:36,898
- Fuck you.

1321
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:37,916
Get out of my house.

1322
01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:38,933
- No, I'm not gonna
get out of your house.

1323
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:40,202
I want to talk to you.

1324
01:05:40,203 --> 01:05:41,469
- No, I'm not talking to you.
Get out of my house.

1325
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:42,470
You cannot talk to me.

1326
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:43,405
I am not here for you.

1327
01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:45,407
Get out of my house right now.

1328
01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:46,408
- No.

1329
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:47,242
I'm not, I'm not leaving.

1330
01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,076
I'm standing right here.

1331
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,144
- No, go.

1332
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:50,278
- I'm right here.
- Go.

1333
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,613
- I'm right here.
- Get out.

1334
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,981
Get out.

1335
01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:53,882
- Fine.

1336
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:54,783
- Out.

1337
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:56,651
- Fine.

1338
01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:57,886
- Out of my house.

1339
01:05:57,888 --> 01:05:58,954
- I'm going.

1340
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,210
- Yeah, come in.

1341
01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:27,349
- We're not gonna do this again.

1342
01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,249
Holy shit.

1343
01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:30,785
- You're telling me.

1344
01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,821
- She did not that young.

1345
01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:33,822
- Nope.

1346
01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:35,490
She did not.

1347
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:36,825
- And now it's like,

1348
01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,927
what can you do?

1349
01:06:38,929 --> 01:06:40,662
I mean this is--

1350
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,230
- Don't I know it.

1351
01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:46,935
- And she says she has
to talk to her parents?

1352
01:06:46,937 --> 01:06:48,136
Or a judge?

1353
01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,604
- I don't want to
think about a judge.

1354
01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,973
- You tell anyone else?

1355
01:06:51,975 --> 01:06:53,041
- My sister.

1356
01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:56,211
- You're kidding?

1357
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,112
- Nope.

1358
01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,014
- Jesus.

1359
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,417
How'd that go?

1360
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,153
Wow.

1361
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,526
- The girl,

1362
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,795
she called me a rapist.

1363
01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:15,397
- What?

1364
01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:16,398
- She--

1365
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,465
- That's bullshit.

1366
01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:18,833
Mike, I saw it.

1367
01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,301
- I know.

1368
01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:21,302
- That fucking little bitch.

1369
01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,370
I mean I saw it.

1370
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,405
I saw it Mike.

1371
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:24,672
I didn't see it, but--

1372
01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:26,374
- That's not what I mean.

1373
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,075
- She was coming on to you all night long.
- That's not what I mean.

1374
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:30,412
- Well what the
fuck do you mean?

1375
01:07:31,982 --> 01:07:32,881
- I mean

1376
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:36,384
that's not what she meant.

1377
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:38,553
I mean she

1378
01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:40,822
understands

1379
01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:43,725
the sensitivity of

1380
01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:46,561
the situation.

1381
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:47,662
She gets it.

1382
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,397
- Oh, she gets it?

1383
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:50,432
- Right.

1384
01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:51,366
- Great.

1385
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,001
She gets it.

1386
01:07:53,003 --> 01:07:56,471
Fat fucking lot of
good that does for us.

1387
01:07:57,274 --> 01:07:59,574
Mike, I am here for you.

1388
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:00,775
- I know.

1389
01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,178
- I just don't
know what I can do.

1390
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,079
- I know.

1391
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:07,082
- I don't know if there's
anything I can do, you know.

1392
01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:08,349
- I know.

1393
01:08:08,351 --> 01:08:09,184
I know.

1394
01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,688
- It's like we're fucked.

1395
01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,557
- It's like I'm fucked.

1396
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,460
- Yeah. You're right,
I didn't want to say anything.

1397
01:08:21,031 --> 01:08:22,797
It's like you're fucked.

1398
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,099
Yeah.

1399
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,204
It's your own fault.

1400
01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:31,306
You looked pretty
hot in that outfit.

1401
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,122
You're a good man.

1402
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:49,124
Don't forget that.

1403
01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:50,391
- Thanks.

1404
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:54,462
- Don't do that, I am
telling you something.

1405
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:55,363
You

1406
01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:57,031
are a good man.

1407
01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:09,077
♪ Don't sing ♪

1408
01:09:09,079 --> 01:09:11,779
♪ Waiting ♪

1409
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:16,851
♪ Wishing for a sleep
that won't come ♪

1410
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:21,856
♪ I need a peaceful
wind to blow ♪

1411
01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:27,395
♪ And push me along ♪

1412
01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:32,267
♪ Searching ♪

1413
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:35,003
♪ Wondering ♪

1414
01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:38,206
♪ I'm lost in this maze ♪

1415
01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:43,211
♪ I've got to
disappear these days ♪

1416
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:50,852
♪ To find my place ♪

1417
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:59,427
♪ The noise of the
world gets louder ♪

1418
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:04,832
♪ The walls in my
heart climb higher ♪

1419
01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:07,735
♪ Maybe someday ♪

1420
01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,872
♪ I'll touch the sky ♪

1421
01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:27,922
- Well,

1422
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,730
I'm not sure how to

1423
01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:39,267
tell you guys this.

1424
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:44,739
The thing is,

1425
01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:52,981
well I haven't really wrapped
my brain around it yet.

1426
01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,417
The thing is,

1427
01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:05,960
oh I wish you guys
were here right now.

1428
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:10,898
Or maybe I don't.

1429
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:11,799
Maybe,

1430
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:18,940
maybe it's better that you're
not here because I don't,

1431
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,010
I don't know,

1432
01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:30,118
I don't,

1433
01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:37,558
I miss you guys so much.

1434
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,194
I wish you were here right now.

1435
01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:50,738
It really is so beautiful here.

1436
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:35,950
See you soon.

1437
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:22,630
Holy shit.

1438
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:27,435
Holy shit.

1439
01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:56,531
- Hey there, it's Kris.

1440
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:57,899
I can't take your call.

1441
01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,066
Let me know what's what.

1442
01:13:59,068 --> 01:13:59,967
Chow.

1443
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,004
- Hey, Kris.

1444
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:05,840
It's me.

1445
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,111
It's Mike.

1446
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,248
So that thing, the thing

1447
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,050
that we talked about.

1448
01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:20,988
I think it's bad.

1449
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:22,156
I don't know,

1450
01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:27,829
I don't know what's
gonna go down.

1451
01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:30,097
But I think I might
be in trouble.

1452
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:30,998
Listen,

1453
01:14:32,402 --> 01:14:35,403
you're the only one
with a key to my place.

1454
01:14:35,405 --> 01:14:36,304
So if

1455
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:42,810
anything happens to me,

1456
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:44,745
or anything goes down,

1457
01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:45,746
hopefully everything's fine

1458
01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,348
and I'm just making a big

1459
01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:49,784
fucking fool out of myself.

1460
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,586
Could you just make
sure nothing happens

1461
01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:52,920
to Gatito cause

1462
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:56,991
you're great.

1463
01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,260
And I love you, thank you.

1464
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,802
Fucking no idea.

1465
01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:09,504
I had no idea.

1466
01:15:35,331 --> 01:15:36,464
- Oh go.

1467
01:15:36,466 --> 01:15:37,465
You want me to go?

1468
01:15:37,467 --> 01:15:38,699
Where do you want me to go, huh?

1469
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:39,901
And what are you gonna
do without me, huh?

1470
01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:41,469
What are you gonna
do without me?

1471
01:15:41,471 --> 01:15:42,803
What are you gonna do then?

1472
01:15:42,805 --> 01:15:44,805
- Please just go.

1473
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:17,738
- Who the hell's that?

1474
01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:22,510
What the fuck?

1475
01:16:22,512 --> 01:16:23,578
No.

1476
01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:30,084
- Mike.

1477
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:32,954
- Son of a bitch.

1478
01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:34,255
- Jesus Mike, stop.

1479
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,590
- Son of a bitch.

1480
01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:36,857
How dare you.

1481
01:16:36,859 --> 01:16:38,025
How dare you hit a woman.

1482
01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,226
Never again.

1483
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,933
Get the fuck out of here

1484
01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:47,034
and never come back.

1485
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,035
You understand me,

1486
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,537
never the fuck come back.

1487
01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:50,471
- Baby.

1488
01:16:50,473 --> 01:16:51,973
- You heard him, get out.

1489
01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:53,474
Get the fuck out of my life.
- Baby, I'm sorry.

1490
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:54,875
- Get out.
- Leave him alone. Baby.

1491
01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:56,944
- You heard her.
Go.

1492
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:57,845
- Go.

1493
01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:05,653
It's okay, Austin,
we'll be okay.

1494
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:22,970
- And you.

1495
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,874
Life is too precious.

1496
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,877
Life is too fragile.

1497
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:34,749
Be your own goddamn ally.

1498
01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:35,650
- Okay.

1499
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,989
- Be your own ally.

1500
01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:13,080
♪ If you're ever in danger ♪

1501
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:17,118
♪ There's no need to hide ♪

1502
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:21,288
♪ For there's a dark stranger ♪

1503
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:25,693
♪ Who will stand by your side ♪

1504
01:19:25,695 --> 01:19:29,363
♪ He's the leader of justice ♪

1505
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:34,301
♪ Leader of the pack ♪

1506
01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:38,539
♪ They call him the captain ♪

1507
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:43,144
♪ Captain Black ♪

1508
01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:48,482
♪ Oh oh oh ♪

1509
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,830
♪ He will right
every wrong here ♪

1510
01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:06,901
♪ He will take a stand ♪

1511
01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:10,437
♪ He will always
be strong dear ♪

1512
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:14,508
♪ For his fellow man ♪

1513
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,912
♪ He will run through a desert ♪

1514
01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:22,183
♪ Crawl through hell and back ♪

1515
01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:26,086
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

1516
01:20:26,088 --> 01:20:29,857
♪ Captain Black ♪

1517
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:33,294
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

1518
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:37,431
♪ Captain Black ♪

1519
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:40,634
♪ Just call for the captain ♪

1520
01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:45,706
♪ Captain ♪

1521
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:52,613
♪ Black ♪