Neko Prisoner

*jail cell doors close SFX*

You're going away for a long time, aren't you? Feeling any regret for pushing all those plates off the table?

Oh, it wasn't you? Typical neko, no shame. Lying for no reason, no gain. Well, you're here for the next few months, you'll have plenty of time to think about what you've done.

Now, I think I should walk you through what your life will be like; lights out at 10, and when I say lights out I mean no mewling, no scratching, no nothing. You'll be let out in the afternoon for some playtime in the excercise yard; it has all the toys that your little heart could ever desire. Oh, and if you ever get transferred to another cell, I expect you to behave yourself and not fight with the other inmates. Who am I kidding, with how hostile you are you're *never* getting to have a roommate.

*laughs* See? Growling.

Awh, what are you going to do, bite me? Scratch me? You're behind bars, whatcha going to do about it little kitten?

[sarcastically] Oh no! You're swiping at me! Whatever shall I do?

You know, acting all tough won't get you anywhere. I know it's all an act. You're an obedient little kitten underneath it all. And you know, if you show me some of that I might be able to get your sentence reduced, or at least some cuddles and headpats.

*That* sure calmed you down. Absolutely adorable; kitty acts all big and tough until they're promised a reward, then they soften into the docile neko that everyone knows they are.

That's a good kitty. You know, you're much cuter when you're well behaved. If you keep this up I might be able to give you some headpats tonight.

*laughs* You sure perked up at that! Well, if you want them so badly, beg.

Oh I know it's humiliating, that's the point. I want to know that kitty knows who's the boss around here. Now, beg for me little one.

Hmmm, more. Beg me more.

Oh, that's a *good* kitten. But, I think I'll let you stew for a little longer.

Oh I know, so mean. How dare I withhold treats from a naughty neko like you.

Kitten eyes won't get you anywhere with me.

Neither will pouting.

D-don't mewl at me. T-that's just... so... cute... Hey! Heyyy, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to butter me up to give attention. And... *sigh* I think it's working.

Fine. Here. Come close to the bars.

*scritching SFX*

There you go. Nice, gentle scritchies. How's that?

*sigh* You're so sweet, purring away so happily without a care in the world. Forgetting that you're trapped here with me and all the rest of the guards. But, out of all the inmates, I think you'll be my favorite.

Hm? Why's that? Well, you're one of the only ones who's actually calmed down. The rest are very on edge, we've had to muzzle some of them to keep from biting other inmates. But you'd never do that, would you?

Hey! *smack* bad kitty. No biting!