List of random filler enemies to use in indoor/Garden areas

Ok since I usually balance an enemy accordingly to a player I've never actually made a list of foes that I could just use since I'd have to put down set stats for them, and they won't always be on par with the enemy or vice versa, so I'll give the enemies a range of stats they can have instead, and divide them in three difficulties: "Ease" "Neutral" "Difficult"

Easy:
Rumblin' Mushroom
Health: 25 - 95
Defense: 0 - 20
Attack: 3 - 9
Abilities:
Brandishing knuckles at [player] (Attack +2. Neutral-typed)
Spreading spores all over the place (Attack -1. Nature-typed. Hits all players at the scene)
Befriend: Give him a compliment on his mushroom cap instead of attacking (80% chance to work per turn).
Quote: [I'll add one later I can't think of one]
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w

Dissatisfied Female Customer
Health: 40 - 135
Defense: 0 - 10
Attack: 2 - 5
Abilities:
Slaps [player] with her groccery bags (Hits twice. Neutral-typed)
Starts yelling at Customer Support through the phone (does nothing)
Befriend: Give her a refund on her item (pay about 3 Zenny)
Quote: "Mmmmm time to start some drama at the local Walmart over an expired coupon~ *rubs hands together evilly*"
Notes: Her anger burns with the energy of 1000 suns. Flame efficiency will increase by 0.5 and her attacks will become half-Flame when her Health is under 50%
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3acT0dCD8Do

Water Park Repairman
Health: 40 - 85
Defense: 5 - 15
Attack: 4 - 8
Abilities:
Fixes [enemy]'s emotional wound with a wrench [Replenishes 5 - 20 Health]
Fires off a Mist Gun [Attack +2. Water/Freeze typed. Inflicts splash damage on all enemies equal to Base Damage * 2.5, rounded down)
Floods the battlefield! [Water Efficiency +1.0]
Befriend: Give a food or beverage item to him.
Quote: [I'll add one later I can't think of one]
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdISx8YfVM

Notes: Will often show up with Kinky Pelican

Kinky Pelican
Health: 30 - 70
Defense: 10 - 20
Attack: 6 - 9
Abilities:
Shoots a beam of water from his mouth at [player] (Attack +1. Water-typed)
Lets out a loud screech! (Attack -1. Neutral-typed. Hits all players at the scene)
Ties himself up with rope (does nothing)
Befriend: Tell him an animal pun or give him a kiss.
Notes: Calls everyone 'dad.' He doesn't care whether or not the player is actually male, a parent, or a male parent, he still calls them 'dad.' Seagulls make him uncomfortable
Quote: "huBBA HUBBA"
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdISx8YfVM (Just because it's called "Pelican")

Sassy Specter
Health: 40 - 105
Defense: 0 - 0
Attack: 3 - 7
Abilities:
Passes through [player]'s body (Attack +1. Neutral/Freeze)
Points finger guns at [player] with his non-descript hands (Attack +2, Neutral/Flame)
Dials up a number on his telephone (1/3rd to fail. 1/3rd to summon Sassy Specter's Bold/Gorgeous Boy/Girlfriend, 1/3rd to summon Sassy Specter's Coy Cousin)
Tries to brush his hair
Befriend: Compliment his looks (and have 50 or more Charisma)
Quote: "You'll drop dead, but you sure won't be gorgeous when I'm done with you!"

Sassy Specter's Bold/Gorgeous Boy/Girlfriend (name randomized)
Health: 25 - 75
Defense: 5 - 10
Attack: 2 - 5
Abilities:
Haunts [player]'s mind! (Attack +0, Shadow/Freeze. Inflicts damage for two turns)
Points finger guns at Sassy Specter (Health +10 for both ghosts; only works if both are alive)
Befriend: Automatically befriends with Sassy Specter
Quote: "Is it such a sin to wanna still try and look pretty when I'm dead?!"

Sassy Specter's Coy Cousin
Health: 15 - 55
Defense: 10 - 20
Attack: 5 - 9
Abilities:
Shoots a beam at [player]! (Attack + 1. 50% of attack ignores Defense)

Neutral:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Health: 5 - 10
Defense: 80 - 220
Attack: 1 - 1
Abilities:
Buried into the ground (Ran away)
Tripped on a rock (does nothing)
Befriend: Give it any dental supply (+20 Charisma)
Quote: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Notes: Looks like a bean, and is bean-sized, but has a set of scary, human-like teeth. Gives off 130 Zenny when defeated or befriended (13 A's in its name = 13(0) Zenny)
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF-Rl5acQdA

Starving Artist
Health: 55 - 185
Defense: 5 - 25
Attack: 5 - 13
Abilities:
Slapped [player] with their paintbrush (Attack +1. Type = Type with highest efficiency)
Painted themself a random color! (Random Efficiency +1.0)
Placed a bid on [player]'s food! (Doubles Zenny of previous bid. Only happens when he's with Hungry Tiger, and bid money maxes out at 50 Zenny)
Befriend: Give them food or buy a commission for .25 Zenny (+10 Charisma)
Quote: "I may have no food, but I still have my dignity: no furry commissions."
Notes: Will often show up with Hungry Tiger
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OYkWSW7u4k

Hungry Tiger
Health: 80 - 235
Defense: 5 - 30
Attack: 3 - 5
Abilities:
Starts gnawing at [player]'s ankles (Attack +3. Neutral-typed)
Lets out a battle cry! (Player's Attack lowered by 10%, rounded up)
Placed a bid on [player]'s food! (Doubles Zenny of previous bid. Only happens when he's with Starving Artist, and bid money maxes out at 50 Zenny)
Befriend: Give them food or give them a compliment on their body shape. (+10 Charisma)
Quote: "Mmmmmm slurp"
Notes: Will often show up with Starving Artist. Vore jokes make him sad.
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4k2_5aVV4

Stop Sign
Health: 70 - 205
Defense: 10 - 15
Attack: 4 - 10
Abilities:
Whacks [player] with its sign (Attack +1. Neutral-typed)
Yells "It's time to STOP!" (Attack -2. Freeze/Time-typed. Hits all players on the scene. Allows Stop Sign to move again, inflicts dmg * 2.5 splash damage to other enemies)
Sign turns green for a moment (Does nothing)
Planted self firmly in the ground (Defense +20 for one turn)
Befriend: Agree to wait for a while when the Stop Sign recites its quote
Quote: "Would you mind waiting for a while?"
Notes: Will often show up with Ice Cream Truck

Ice Cream Truck
Health: 95 - 255
Defense: 0 - 10
Attack: 3 - 7
Abilities:
Spills ice all over the place! (Freeze efficiency +0.7)
Opens up its walk-in freezer! (Attack +1. Freeze-typed. Hits all players at the scene)
Shoots an icicle at [player]! (Attack +3. Freeze-typed)
Befriend: ___
Quote: "beep beep"
Notes: Will often show up with Stop Sign

Garden Snake
Health: 55 - 165
Defense: 0 - 5
Attack: 6 - 16
Abilities:
Sinks its fangs into [player]! (Attack +4. Shadow-typed)
Coughs toxic waste onto itself (Shadow efficiency +0.5, Nature efficiency -0.3. Defense +10)
Makes a flower crown (Nature efficiency +0.5, Shadow efficiency -0.3. Defense +5)
Makes a flower gun! (Attack +4. Nature/Missile-typed)
Befriend: ___
Quote: [I'll add one later I can't think of one]

Difficult:
New Age Retro Goth Girl
Health: 135 - 335
Defense: 10 - 35
Attack: 9 - 20
Abilities:
Lobbed a crystal ball at [player]! (Attack +6. Crystal-typed)
Shot a small, shadowy beam through a crystal shard! (Attack -2, hits all players. Crystal/Shadow-typed)
Ambushed [player] from the shadows! (Attack +3. Shadow-typed)
Jabbed an incense stick into [player]'s eye! (Attack +2. Neutral/Flame-typed)
Sat down to meditate (Crystal efficiency +0.3, Shadow efficiency +0.4. Health +10)
Used a meter stick to measure how low her self esteem is (does nothing)
Befriend: Compliment her clothes when her Health is below 50%, or give her any Hot Topic Merchandise
Quote: "Eurotrash? More like Eu-Eurotrash!" (I need a better quote)
Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uke0_afsqWY