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Slave Productivity

May 2nd, 2013
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  1. In the days of the Old South the Master invited his overseer, his banker, and his mathematician to discuss the best way to improve the productivity of the slaves. The overseer said, "Fear is the best way to control an animal. If we beat the niggers when they make a mistake and lynch a few to set an example, they'll work the hardest." The banker replied, "Niggers work harder when they think they're free. Give them some fake money and some trinkets to buy, and they'll work the hardest." The mathematician begins, "First, assume a spherical nigger..."
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